Imagine a serial killer unknowingly approaching jerma to say he was going to kill him, and immediately getting grabbed by the neck and strangled by him, a man who is arguably more unhinged
Remember when Jerma talked about mods cleaning things up a bit? Remember how we all got worried everything was gonna get all brand-friendly and censored? Thank God for the 30 MINUTE rant about PORNO
i think thats more about the transphobia and any other bigoted shit or stuff that genuinely makes jerma uncomfortable to have in his community, which is for some reason rampant
Really liking the new Jerma audio that sounds like his mic is dipped in water every time he does a funny noise, voice, gets loud, laughs, or does anything remotely out of the ordinary. Glad that Jerma hardly ever does any of those things though, that would make the audio a garbage fire
The best part is that he switched from a neumann mic to a shure that costs half as much. The Neumann is superior in pretty much every regard. He paid for a downgrade, because a bunch of podcasters use it, so it must be good!
I still have no idea why he bothered getting an entirely new audio setup and kept apologizing for how bad it's been the past few weeks.... even though his previous audio setup was completely fine and way better than this.
wait.. after hearing that laugh at the 29 minute mark... you're telling me, all these years I thought jerma's laugh was a silence followed by a late wheeze but in reality it was the most horrendous high pitched demon sounds being muted by his noise gate!??!? You can't do this to me!
Jerma getting jumpscared by the killer only to instinctively bludgeon him repeatedly with a pipe and then chase after him screaming "GET BACK HERE" after he runs away in terror is a certified psycho streamer moment
I love when chat is so hellbent on acting like Jerma is a weirdo that they end up making themselves out to be weirdos This is about the washing clothes in the sink in an emergency thing. Like the heck does chat think people without washing machines do
At 26:00 jerma gets scared by the mannequin and just after the jumpscare goes quiet you can hear a yelp from the other room after the delay catches up, LMAO
27:00 Jerma talks about sex lines and accidentally implies he uses them and accesses porn and then gets hypergaslit by chat. This needs to be nominated for "Most Unhinged Stream" of 2022. Literal first day of new audio system and he's fucking insane and Chat is fucking crazy.
@Boogie B ikr, but like every now and then a modern thing popped up like the final green screen stream. I think the last time he got a new mic setup chat roasted it in the same way
i do think genuinely the new audio setup does sound worse. i don't even know why he changed it but the guy who said it sounds like he's in a bathroom was spot-on lol
god I love when chat just twists Jerma's words around in order to make him look bad and then weaponize his rebuttal/ explenation against him. Seeing him spiral defending himself is hilarious. that hotel & phone call bit was great!!
It's a bit sad, but think of it this way: if you start watching his full streams now, you'll have way more content than you'll want for longer. By the time you've watched them all, you'll have forgotten enough that you won't notice the reruns. Permanent Jerma. Jermanent.
I like imagining him actually being in these situations because I 100% believe if he was he would stand in the parking lot for 15 minutes talking to himself about fortnite skins and slot machines
53:15 after seeing his coworker killed infront of him, Jerma's first instinct is to attack and chase the killer. Truly more unhinged than any serial killer
53:38 I've never laughed so morbidly at a Jerma reaction to him saying "Get me out of here, get me the fuck out of here." To which he immediately interacts with the most horrid thing he could possibly look at and immediately starts panicking.
What I love about these edits is that they show more of Jerma's private life than the 2ndjerma channel tends to do. Almost makes you think he's real I also didn't know just how common it apparently is to get into completely nonsensical arguments while high that are just hilarious afterwards
I love when chat insults him out of frustration and tries to gaslight him. I find myself thinking of what I’d type just to gaslight him like “your mic is clipping in the camera you goon”
From the maker of the trend-setting "No, chat, I'm not going to eat a shoe on stream" and the critically acclaimed "Guys, I'm not going to squish a mickey mouse glove and eat it on stream because the three stooges aren't in fortnite" comes the all-new "Guys, no, I didn't just go into a holiday inn and paid the receptionist 200 dollars cash to not look at the phone sex receipt". Already there is high anticipation for the "I'm not going to chew my food and birdfeed it to otto on camera, guys" sequel.
I can imagine the distopian future where you’re sitting in a casino and pull the leather of the machine, and on the screen it opens an overwatch lootbox and you need to get 4 legendarys to get the jackpot
im never available to watch the live streams but your channel is friggen sick and i get to keep up to date on the content, thanks a ton for these edits cheltie
jerma started ranting about video game slot machines blissfully unaware about the Metal Gear Solid 3 slot machine with more HD cutscenes than MGS3 originally had
Waaay too aggressive with that noise gate. And why does it sound like theres a lowpass filter over everything occasionally? Is the audio being weirdly compressed?
I joked about his audio setup changing and getting used to it a day later when he announced it was gonna happen at first but wow its *genuinely* worse now.
I worked at pizza hut for about 9 months and had a coworker that would go into the fridge and straight up grab the cheese sticks they put into stuffed crust and munch on it throughout the day.
i think my favorite part of this stream was towards the end of murder house and he was like talking about bunny and sickle versus me with shotgun do the math and right after he unpauses gets completely merked by the boss
Imagine a serial killer unknowingly approaching jerma to say he was going to kill him, and immediately getting grabbed by the neck and strangled by him, a man who is arguably more unhinged
Its a psycho eat psycho world
Arguably?
Jerma is Dexter?
serial killer spending like an hour hiding in the morgue and Jerma the medical examiner just karate chops him in the head, instantly killing him
@@kingding9542 and Jerma is the God of it.
Remember when Jerma talked about mods cleaning things up a bit? Remember how we all got worried everything was gonna get all brand-friendly and censored? Thank God for the 30 MINUTE rant about PORNO
The ENTIRE chat was just "porn" for about 10 minutes straight
i was proudly the first person to post about the porn after the big emote only mode dictator jerma imposed on his followers
lol
Zorn rant
i think thats more about the transphobia and any other bigoted shit or stuff that genuinely makes jerma uncomfortable to have in his community, which is for some reason rampant
chat doesn't know how to say "you sound quiter than usual but overall you're fine :)" and instead will go, "you sound like a librarian".
Tsundere chat
People blame chat for being rude, but half the time it’s jerma not fully reading the message, and auto reading it to being rude
I love how you can hear Holly laughing in the background at his antics lmao.
She's so lucky
(That he didn't kill her)
She was laughing while watching the stream and heard the cursed audio gate.
Now both him and Ster have their own audience laughter.
It’s like a subtle and authentic version of a laugh track. When I hear her laughing, whatever jerma did becomes twice as funny instantly
He's lucky to have her.
*Jerma cant get scared at these type of games since he has most likely lived through moments like these or just was the killer himself.*
This is the moment where Heisenberg became Jerma
Jerma needs to play Christmas Massacre at some point.
This will be the strangest reply ever but were you by chance the admin to a discord Chegg answer group at some point
Rest in peace his laughter and screams getting choked by the noise gate
_"Who the fuck is Burgah Boy?"_ just aged me ten years in ten seconds, I swear.
does anyone have a timestamp for this?
@@rxxxign25:43 , hope this helps you a year later
26:08 Holly's delayed scream in the background lmao
Really liking the new Jerma audio that sounds like his mic is dipped in water every time he does a funny noise, voice, gets loud, laughs, or does anything remotely out of the ordinary.
Glad that Jerma hardly ever does any of those things though, that would make the audio a garbage fire
Microphone covered in tinfoil and dipped in chocolate milk
jerma killed him before he could finish this comment
I guess it's fitting that he chose the Puppet Combo stream to debut his audio issues
The best part is that he switched from a neumann mic to a shure that costs half as much. The Neumann is superior in pretty much every regard.
He paid for a downgrade, because a bunch of podcasters use it, so it must be good!
@@R33fth3b33f the old SuperMega audio technique
I still have no idea why he bothered getting an entirely new audio setup and kept apologizing for how bad it's been the past few weeks.... even though his previous audio setup was completely fine and way better than this.
Yeah I heard him go on about it in a stream with zero context for it and was like "What is he talking about?"
Self Conscious Andy
i miss being able to hear the ambience of his room
Tax write off Andy
10:00 "you look like a newly discovered fish"
proceeds to make a fish like face when jumpscared in the next scene
He dun look like a freshwater bass, hyuk.
And you know he got scared since he did the hand thing
Am glad Jerma production goes down every year. Can't wait till next week when he's living in a cardboard cutout of a streamer room
won't be long until he restreams on a VHS.
Real talk. I hope Otto stays healthy. He truly is a good boy.
5:37 Jerma saying "no cap" in such a stiff way is so fucking funny to me
The boomer is catching up with the slang of today! I’m so proud but also I hope he doesn’t say bussin again, that was scary.
*No cap.*
wait.. after hearing that laugh at the 29 minute mark... you're telling me, all these years I thought jerma's laugh was a silence followed by a late wheeze but in reality it was the most horrendous high pitched demon sounds being muted by his noise gate!??!?
You can't do this to me!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Jerma getting jumpscared by the killer only to instinctively bludgeon him repeatedly with a pipe and then chase after him screaming "GET BACK HERE" after he runs away in terror is a certified psycho streamer moment
I love when chat is so hellbent on acting like Jerma is a weirdo that they end up making themselves out to be weirdos
This is about the washing clothes in the sink in an emergency thing. Like the heck does chat think people without washing machines do
they talk to the washing elf directly duuuuuh
It's average twitch chat, thier collective age is about 6
Before washing machines were invented people had to sleep in sweat and filthy pissy clothes. Washing clothes wasn't invented before washing machines.
Jerma is gonna have nice vibrant clothes and chat's are going to be faded af eventually
Go to a laundromat.
sometimes when jerma says something wild you can literally hear the chat even though they're not on screen
There is no chat you're just hearing the same voices that Jeremy hears
At 26:00 jerma gets scared by the mannequin and just after the jumpscare goes quiet you can hear a yelp from the other room after the delay catches up, LMAO
it feels like he's a completely different person every stream
That’s because he is reborn every stream
Robbie Rotten
@@nemokrad2650 Jerma Who
(Nobody remembers who he is, no matter how many times he introduces himself)
His audio is worse. Chat is right for once.
Yeah it sounds cloudy idk what it is
my pal said “its got too much high frequency not enough bass” which feels right
@@jackpumpoen I was trying to put it into words but you said it well. I think it's missing bass.
The noise suppression is so bad
@@zedtheexplorer5206 real overcast, sounds like cululonumbus
7:06 I love when he reads chat, only to get instantly soft-locked by his own dialogue option
and his only option is to turn completely red 😭😭
27:00 Jerma talks about sex lines and accidentally implies he uses them and accesses porn and then gets hypergaslit by chat. This needs to be nominated for "Most Unhinged Stream" of 2022. Literal first day of new audio system and he's fucking insane and Chat is fucking crazy.
The cigar edit had an insane amount of effort put into it for being just a joke.
This stream feels like deja vu, especially the beginning with the new mic
@Boogie B ikr, but like every now and then a modern thing popped up like the final green screen stream. I think the last time he got a new mic setup chat roasted it in the same way
i do think genuinely the new audio setup does sound worse. i don't even know why he changed it but the guy who said it sounds like he's in a bathroom was spot-on lol
i cant tell the difference at all
Ottos getting old and it scares me
Had to bury 2 this year. It's devastating, I'd understand if Jerma had to take a week or two to get his bearings afterwards.
Do not remind us, please
@@mikael_zammy people are free to share their thoughts. This is something that is going to happen, and talking about it helps for some people.
@@G-Mastah-Fash I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he took a month minimum off.
@@theaxolotlgod1204 I don't blame him though, ignorance is bliss
LMAO I WATCHED THAT HOTEL ZEX PART LIVE AND I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
god tier jerma moment
The amount of money I would pay to see mod chat during that could fund the next 10 Dollhouse streams
Same. I laughed until I puked.
dude same and he fucking wouldn't stop talking about it and then brought up the hotel thing himself and blamed US i was HYSTERICU
This stream was utter chaos from start to finish and the game barely factored in.
new audio genuinely sounds significantly more compressed wtf lol
the audio is fine except that it literally filters out any high pitch audio which jerma does all the time
god I love when chat just twists Jerma's words around in order to make him look bad and then weaponize his rebuttal/ explenation against him. Seeing him spiral defending himself is hilarious. that hotel & phone call bit was great!!
Jerma’s new audio sounds like Discord ducking out that one friend that won’t stop talking in your friend group
When jerma says there's only gonna be one more green screen stream, it makes me kinda sad since I know eventually he's gonna retire
I give it until his 40th birthday, tbh.
@@FDSixtyNine yeah honestly there's not really any indication that he'll quit anytime soon
It's a bit sad, but think of it this way: if you start watching his full streams now, you'll have way more content than you'll want for longer. By the time you've watched them all, you'll have forgotten enough that you won't notice the reruns. Permanent Jerma.
Jermanent.
He makes 6 figures playing video games for 15-20 hours a week, He'll be streaming until the dementia makes him forget his twitch password
No chat, I'm NOT gonna do a fourth green screen stream
"I buy porn every time I go to the hotel" - Jeremy "Zerkoff" Elbertson
I like imagining him actually being in these situations because I 100% believe if he was he would stand in the parking lot for 15 minutes talking to himself about fortnite skins and slot machines
Damn, hearing that this next green screen stream is the last makes me think about jerma retiring. It’s gonna be a sad day
I’m gonna cry like a bitch when he’s gone
Depending on how Jerma reacts to future memes of this, this could either be the next Sus face/Short joke, or disappear in 3 days
It's not original, will be dead in a week
His mic sounds like the one he used when moving out of his old home and he says its "fine"
I can't believe Jerma called a sex hotline and asked them to do a sexy Cathy Mitchell impression for him.
53:15 after seeing his coworker killed infront of him, Jerma's first instinct is to attack and chase the killer. Truly more unhinged than any serial killer
Love your edits, you’re fast af and they’re great for us EU Frogs that can’t catch a stream live ❤️
i think cheltie lives in russia or at least somewhere in europe so it makes sense
Jerma continuing to not upgrade his headphones gives me life
27:05 Deranged streamer Jerma985 declares his love for infomercial hostess Cathy Mitchell.
mic sounds like the shitty one he used for the new years stream when he was moving out of his house
Holly dying of laughter in the background during the call line portion absolutely slayed me
Hey are you still alive? You might have died since writing this comment. Just checking in
53:38 I've never laughed so morbidly at a Jerma reaction to him saying "Get me out of here, get me the fuck out of here." To which he immediately interacts with the most horrid thing he could possibly look at and immediately starts panicking.
i've never laughed so morbiously at a Jerma reaction
What I love about these edits is that they show more of Jerma's private life than the 2ndjerma channel tends to do. Almost makes you think he's real
I also didn't know just how common it apparently is to get into completely nonsensical arguments while high that are just hilarious afterwards
We deserve to hear more burgerboy lore.
You can't even spell burgahboy and you think you deserve anything?
12:53 Witness Jerma try and use his hands to defend himself
"His mic is ass, no cap... VIP that person for an hour"
Killed me xD
I like it when jerma talks about non-existant people like they are real
Oh my god the audio is so much worse. How the fuck did he manage this
He sounds like he's talking through a PS4 microphone
I can hear the file compression in his voice. It's so bewildering he was able to even ruin his audio like this.
80s SNL bit audio
I love when chat insults him out of frustration and tries to gaslight him. I find myself thinking of what I’d type just to gaslight him like “your mic is clipping in the camera you goon”
“goon” is devastating.
@@-cyndaquil random insults pop into my mind when watching jerma , goon, cretin, goomba
54:34-54:40 The perfectly cut scream bit
"You look like a newly discovered fish" always got me.
From the maker of the trend-setting "No, chat, I'm not going to eat a shoe on stream" and the critically acclaimed "Guys, I'm not going to squish a mickey mouse glove and eat it on stream because the three stooges aren't in fortnite" comes the all-new "Guys, no, I didn't just go into a holiday inn and paid the receptionist 200 dollars cash to not look at the phone sex receipt". Already there is high anticipation for the "I'm not going to chew my food and birdfeed it to otto on camera, guys" sequel.
Dude Murder House's ost is actually really good. Some of those pieces sound like they're straight out of Silent Hill.
I can imagine the distopian future where you’re sitting in a casino and pull the leather of the machine, and on the screen it opens an overwatch lootbox and you need to get 4 legendarys to get the jackpot
he could tell the peepance story every stream and id still laugh every time
For Jerma, a sufficient foreplay is playing a full game of Risk or Monopoly.
love it when jerma does the thing where he leans behind your ear and laughs
GAMBLING ADDICT thinks SLOT MACHINES represent MODERN POP CULTURE
im never available to watch the live streams but your channel is friggen sick and i get to keep up to date on the content, thanks a ton for these edits cheltie
the stream in orbit music is too good, god it makes me appreciate life in some weird sentimental way.
18:32 is literally konami's business model with pachinko.
😎
Thanks so much Cheltie, yesterday was one of the few streams I could watch live and I really already want to re live the Jerma soyjack meme moment
jerma started ranting about video game slot machines blissfully unaware about the Metal Gear Solid 3 slot machine with more HD cutscenes than MGS3 originally had
Jerma: "I need to be more careful about things showing up on screen."
*Immediately goes into the porno magazine room and clicks random things*
The build up with the line at 55:36 to kill him over and over again is probably at least a contender for worst gamer moment
with this new mic can we even hear the i can't tell if jerma laughing silently or just not making any noise moment
18:12 this is already a thing in japan with the MGS/Persona/castlevania pachinko machines
we are the future
Waaay too aggressive with that noise gate. And why does it sound like theres a lowpass filter over everything occasionally? Is the audio being weirdly compressed?
10:30 Is that Nancy Drew!
I’m so glad you do these, because I never have time to watch the full thing but I love watching Jerma. THANK YOU!
I joked about his audio setup changing and getting used to it a day later when he announced it was gonna happen at first but wow its *genuinely* worse now.
jerma is the nostradamus of our time
What if NO ONE makes green screen stuff and have only like 10 minutes of movie night green screen.
i can't believe he went on a porn rant and I missed it 😔
I worked at pizza hut for about 9 months and had a coworker that would go into the fridge and straight up grab the cheese sticks they put into stuffed crust and munch on it throughout the day.
I love how he made it seem like everytime he gets high he has schizophrenic episodes about not being able to trust anyone
holy shit that audio sucks, how did he even do that
18:46 i think a physical cs:go crate opening arcade machine would do very well
you win REAL guns to ROB the casino for rare knives
high af and i guarantee you me and my roommate could kill an hour looking at ovens and fridges at best buy
jerma has never been high in his LIFE what a loser OMEGALUL
I miss his mic peaking
the audio setup just sounds like he moved to a more echo-y room
god the "testing out cigars" video is pure GOLD
Jerma just rants the entire stream
“The cheese in the pizza hut stuffed crust pizza is magical” it’s a mozzarella stick
Thank you for the highlights Cheltie!!
Thank you Cheltie
Jerma loves Vegas because he barely leaves his house
I look forward to these videos after every stream, what you do is so awesome!!
Bring back the old audio setup!
10:19 you can’t tell me he didn’t nail that shit
I love how Jerma's webcam is so bad its quality matches the crtv videogame he's playing.
whatever the opposite of a "fan" is, thats what I am to puppet combo games.
I love how Jerma entirely failed to realize shes got the same run animation as grab that auto
i think my favorite part of this stream was towards the end of murder house and he was like talking about bunny and sickle versus me with shotgun do the math and right after he unpauses gets completely merked by the boss
that fucking evil laugh before saying he has a shotgun is genuinely terrifying and also brilliant