Joel sure is lucid and dark this time. I like it. "And sheeing is the correct pronunciation, so they tell us" "Yeah, well you're full of skit!" Classic.
This is from 1991 and Crow uses the term 'shrinkage'. In 1994 Seinfeld makes the term immortal and is credited as redefining the word. But MST3K had them beat by 3 years!
"A modern whirling dervish on ice." "You mean, she's gonna skate till she dies?" "Yup!" "People can be thrown as far as fifty feet from the craft and it's fun!" "Look at him go...to hell...in a hand basket!"
These shows are great. Years ago my friends every Saturday (when they came on) would get high (smoke pot) and laugh until they cried (some wet themselves).
"...Are darn hard to come by!" "We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!" "Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD "I know a better one. Forget I said that."
Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here... (the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")
"Love is never having to watch this movie." "Look at him go.. to hell... in a hand basket." "It's a death train!" :D "What happened to the announcer? Did he go to the bathroom?"
The “4th of July in Minnesota” line killed me!
About halfway through, I was expecting one of those skiers to go tearing past out of control wailing "YAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOOEEEYY!!!"
Isn't that what Disney's Goofy yells whenever he stumbles big time?
@@luisreyes1963 it is indeed!
Narrator: Beauty, grace, and rhythm.
Servo: You won't find them here.
Joel sure is lucid and dark this time. I like it.
"And sheeing is the correct pronunciation, so they tell us" "Yeah, well you're full of skit!"
Classic.
"4th of July in Minnesota" hahahahahaha XD
This is from 1991 and Crow uses the term 'shrinkage'. In 1994 Seinfeld makes the term immortal and is credited as redefining the word. But MST3K had them beat by 3 years!
Seinfeld made it well known amongst the general public.
Well, Seinfeld is a fan of stealing things...
"Beauty, grace, and rhythm,, you won't find them here!"
Cross country shiing amid skeens of winter magnifishence in Sanada's shnow-sovered playgroundsh.
Always reminds me of the Goofy "How to Ski" short. "Skiing... pronounced, sheeing..."
"And now... now. NOOOOOOOOW!"
"Yeah well you're full of skit" 🤣
I love when Joel used to interact with the things on screen, it still makes me laugh!
What a great short!
Blood, flesh, entrails, the contents of a human spilled!
"Jack frost is master of ceremony!"
"I thought he was fictional..."
Haha, Bob-sledding.
"It's the sled of the Sub-Genius!"
Beautiful.
"Hey look, I can see Ryan O'Neal and Ali McGraw. Love means never having to watch this movie."
'I did it for the kicks, man. Snow thrills everywhere!'
Tom: It's the parade of shame and waste of lives!
Joel: You know where I come from they arrest flashing blades.
I never had noticed the end of the seat on the right corner before. Neat!!
The first time I heard the term "shiing" was a Goofy skiing short. Gworsh, that short was full of skit, a-hyuk, a-huhuhuhHO!
You know your bones don't break in a bobsled, they shatter
+ShadowBlazer3000 "Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go FASTER..."
+Luis Reyes *raises hand* I would like to go faster, please.
When Joel mentioned the Sled of the Subgenius, I completely lost it.
"Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to go faster!"
"It's the sled of the SubGenius!" XD Praise "Bob"!
It's the "agony of defeat" auditions!
"Mommmm, get off the ice! Daaddd, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!"
"MOTHER GET OFF THE ICE."
"Uh, grab the mail there. Would you please? Thank you."
Announcer: "It's the biggest one man thrill in Jack Frost's show..."
Joel: "I know a better one..."
LOL
"A modern whirling dervish on ice."
"You mean, she's gonna skate till she dies?"
"Yup!"
"People can be thrown as far as fifty feet from the craft and it's fun!"
"Look at him go...to hell...in a hand basket!"
got to love MSTK3000! And the best thing is they are based out of the twin cities! I grew up on these guys.
dajsauce
"Bota Bag with spiced wine..." 🥴
These shows are great. Years ago my friends every Saturday (when they came on) would get high (smoke pot) and laugh until they cried (some wet themselves).
I did it for the kicks man, snow thrills!
8:57
DOWN goes Herschel Walker!
"Oh yeah, well you'll full of skit".
How he read the "skiing in Canada's snow-coverd playground" title card was funny.
"Cross-country shee-ing amid skenes of Winter magnifishence in Sanada's Shnow-covered playgroundsh!"
Nothing like losing a few fingers & toes to frostbite, eh? 🌬️
This is one of the better movie shorts they have. Their comments are funny as hell!!
"Bota bag with spiced wine..." 😵
Downhill "shiing", just like at the Shoski Winter Olympisk on NB-Shi!
these guys make me laugh like no one else. one of the best shorts on youtube!
You know you're old when you still pronounce skiing as "SHI-ing".
4:54 Tom deserves thanks for that one
"We're gon-na go dieee on the slopes..."
"Yeah, well you're full of skit."
Tom Servo's tiny hands and arms are so cute!
"...Are darn hard to come by!"
"We're gonna go skiing, we're gonna go skiing, we're gonna have a heck of a ball of fun... We're gonna go die on the slopes!!"
"Sheep thrills?" "To each his own..." XD
"I know a better one. Forget I said that."
BEAUTY GRACE AND RHYTHM
YOU WONT FIND THEM HERE
8:26 "Want to go faster?" was the operator of the Caterpillar ride at Valleyfair back when it had the cover and the crazy music.
Church of the Subgenius reference ftw!
“Yes, it’s ‘Prostitutes on Ice’!… well, in a nice way.”
'Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go faster!'
Ludicrous Speed? 🚀
Its the SuperCat ride at Valleyfair.
"4th of July in Minnesota"
that made my day.
"Mooom, would you get off the ice-Daaad, would you make her get off the ice? Look at her!"
Crow: Sheep thrills?
Joel: Oh well, to each his own...
Nah I did the polar dip once. That skit is like giving birth
4:14 Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?!
Will you SHTOP SHAYING "SHEEING"
"Look! James Bond is being chased by enemy agents!"
That would be more thrilling than that entire short. 😆
Its a DEATH train!!! OMG!!!!!
7:01 Embarrassing? You bet! That guy never had a chance!
"yeah, well you're full of skit!!". LOL!
I love how when Joel's directing the bobsled around the track, at 8:50 he smacks Tom and goes "Oh shit, 'scuse me."
"hot hot hot" damn it, now I want to listen to The Cure!
Uh-oh! 9 people are full of skit!
"It's the biggest one man thrill" Joel: "I know a better one, forget I said that...sorry."
hehehe
I always loved how dark the Brains would get with these shorts. Good times!
absolutely love these guys
I'm surprised they didn't mention the Jamaican bobsled team when that sled crashed.
My favorite short of all time.
Ed Stevens It's the best by a WIIIIIIIIIDE margin.
HUH!?!?! it's the nuttiest bob sled in town! hahaha
God, Joel is awesome
5:20 'Bota bag with spiced wine!'
It's like an educational film for Martians.
lmao i love their reaction to the horse thing "...what the...." "ok."
I damn near spit out my coffee on that one.
4th of july in Minnesota
I love the shorts where they get so dark XD
"Nothing like losing a few toes & fingers to frostbite..." 🥶
Oh so you're going to see the Shnow covered playgroundsh then!
"Nothing quite as pretty ... as arterial spray on the white snow."
If I ever hear anyone say "Schiing" again I am pushing them off the chairlift.
That's just pure natural talent!
"Oh, I see a class action lawsuit coming around the corner!" - 7:43
"Yeah, well you're full of skit. " - 4:30
LOL.
Back when an Olympic figure skater had the same skills as the average 9year old precision line novice does today. Must have been nice.
"Yeah, then I think you're full of skit."
You're going cross-country sheeing? Wish I could join you in those skenes of winter magnifishence in Sanada!
6:21
Yes! Thrill as this high jumping sheer takes his face clean off! O.O
"where I come from they arrest flashing baldes" hahah
Look at him go! To Hell!
In a hand basket... LOL
"I see a class action suit comin round the corner!"
Kinda like the reference to the Coca-Cola Snack Bar ad used here...
(the one that usually has Servo stating "Mr. Crow" with Crow following with "Way to go, kid!")
"Aw, Mom. Come on, get off the ice! DAD! Will you maker her get off the ice, look at her! D,: "
Poor Joel XD
"I did it for the kicks man!"
"Grandma.....grandmaaaa! what is she doin up there......"
"What happened? Did the voice-over guy go to the bathroom or something?" LOL
Must have had too much spiced wine from his bota bag. 🍷
Fourth of July in Minnesota!
"Yeah, well you're full of skit."
God, ski jumping was extremely dangerous back then. I mean, their skis don't even come off when they crash!
5:00 min had my laughing so hard, i had to turn it back like 5 times, my face hurts!
"HEEEYYYY!"
4:54 Easily my favorite part of this short. "Shi'ing," my ass.
IT Conquered The World.
I was just reading about the SubGenius. Trip Out!
"Love is never having to watch this movie."
"Look at him go.. to hell... in a hand basket."
"It's a death train!" :D
"What happened to the announcer? Did he go to the bathroom?"
Disney's Prostitutes On Ice! 🍑🍑🍑
Himalayan Bobsled at Kings Dominion ... high school memories!
lol I'm actually going skiing in Canada this January... and I'm gonna say that like every 30 seconds... : )
Don't worry, I won't go looking for any Sheep Thrills.
0:56-0:58 "Whitey takes the lives of five not-so-innocent spectators."
That line should have been in.
"Lets talk about shrinkage shall we?"
On the next Wendy Williams! 📺