it's supposed to be cheesey 🧀 0:33 Hack material 🔪 3:09 Mark realizes his wife listens 😳 4:28 Canada Culture and goldfish 🐠 7:27 cookies for the kids 🍪 8:03 Howie's 3 great bits 😂 11:27 Hack References 🥛 13:24 Milk bit/ crusty boogies 👃 15:58 Tuesdays the musical🎶 16:29 old man buster👴 17:44 Marks Realtor Run Around 🏃 22:24 Bad Thread Read 📱 25:23 Realtor vs Realtor 🏡 28:34 Joe's letterman shoes(Ryan Hamilton Hit by a bus ) 🚌 32:09 Bookstores Jerry! 📚 33:05 The Big Lebowski and Vinyl💽 35:43 Ari Shaffir pretends he likes his neighborhood 🐀 37:36 Lucy Advertising 🚬 39:08 Blue Chew Advertising 🔵 41:55 Sheeth underwear AD 👙 42:50 Mark Back from the Sac( with Joey DeRosas and Shculz)📍 48:44 what does the audience really want to hear?🤷 51:54 New Comedy Club opens down the street from Joe 🚶 54:36 Content? It never ends ... ♾️ 55:09 black bean bopper 🌬️ 56:10 TikTok isn't for the TuesGays ❌ 57:44 Cool Uncle Joe was once bitter 😡 1:01:30 Comedy Titans don't need social media content 🤳/ Mystery is intriguing ❓ 1:06:40 Defunding Police might've been a bad decision for NYC 🚓 1:09:09 Joe's Spots at the Stand and City winery 🍷/ Subway Psycho and Metro maniacs 🚂 1:14:19 Joe and Marks upcoming comedy Dates 📅
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
Thanks Chuck. People underestimate how important a producer is to steer the ship in the right direction. Great episode as always. Keep up the good work!
I want to see a skit with either Joe or Mark playing a transgender male dressed as a woman who gets hit in face with a surfboard causing a duck to fall out of his bag.
"I don't want any ice " "well dont go to the border." Hahaha that was slick. Quick and dirty. So many hidden gems in this fast moving convo that get passed by.
1:02:20 Thanks Chuck for keeping them going. They underestimate how much we want to hear their opinions on different topics. Tuesgays want it all! All 12 inches of you queefs!
Another Tuesdays with Stories started at 12:01am on Tuesday. I like to listen to half when it right comes out and I can't sleep, and half on my way to work in the morning. Thanks, Joe and Mark.
Being from Florida, it's So weird to hear all the covid shutdown stories since we never had any major changes aside from some places making you wear masks but even that's been super rare, been overwhelmingly voluntarily. Have fun at mark's show!!
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
Amazing ep, to listen to. I started TWS 1000 years ago audio only and I think I'm back. Stop wasting money on studio rent, reunite with Greg and go back to the apt (and crop out the ankles and red shoe diaries).
Mark was hilarious this past weekend in Kansas City. You made our weekend man. Thanks for letting us snap a pic with ya as well. Sorry they don’t have a better club for you comics. All the way up in the northland is not the real KC vibe. Anyway- You rocked it man!!
The video editing was on point today! It's very distracting when the shot hangs on one person for a long time. But today was awesome! Thanks to the editor!
And other people bitch about changing the camera view way to much... If you was in, on, producing etc any podcast ever I'd stay away from the comments section cuz half the ppl love and the other half hate the exact same thing
Every episode I feel like #MeToo-ing him for sexual harassment for constantly putting his penis bulge in my face. But then I realized I can't say the words "Penis Bulge" with a straight face. And it also reminds me of the Seinfeld episode "The Caddy". When I'm in court suing him the caddy will have him "try the tight pants on to see if they fit"
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
@@AgendaInMind Its true, if you do maintain healthy mind your body is to follow, but that all ends when you get pneumonia with Hypoxic Respiratory failure, that is when your body will overide everything you ever thought was your stood for into survival mode and you will take any injection and medicine they got for a chance to survive and live another day. If you had kids, you know they get sick and then you get sick. That is enought proof for me because they got nothing from the government in their head and still get the sniffles.
I would clarify with your agent but generally they take a commission of the purchase price (5-6% commission split is quite common with roughly 50% of it going to the listing agent and the remaining 50% going to the buying agent). The commission however is included in the purchase price (it is not above and beyond the purchase price) and is paid by the seller. So the commission if taken out of the seller's end, generally. These may vary from state to state so I would just talk to your agent.
Mark, just a heads up about real estate, if it's the same in the US as it is in Canada, there is always a selling agent and a buying agent and they split the commission. So the hot guy agent was always going to be involved as the selling agent. One agent can act as both selling and buying agent (if they represent the seller and also find the buyer) but you can still go buy the place with your original agent and hot guy agent still gets is piece of the pie. Here, the agents fees are usually around 4-5% of the price of the property split between agents and paid entirely by the seller but that might not be the situation there. Its a racket 100%.
There is quite a threat to your safety/sanity/peace of mind doing the Soder/Kreischer handshake& chatting up civilians because it wears you down if you're not that way naturally.Stress-causing uncomfortability overload vs get in /do job/get out.Applause Joe for love for the kids & horror movies fun adventure for joy.Mark has it tougher house hunting etc life -changes.Mark eye contact factoid very revealing from fear of dad...so that's the key for therapy IMO.Feeling not worthy is harmful...That's our time for today.
Maybe it’s because I’m ovulating but I feel like I would pay good money to watch Mark Normand do boyfriend things with a dude. Could be Joe, Sam, that realtor guy, whomever.
You guys have said before that you hate posting content and then feel regret whenever you don't. There are many individuals you can pay that specialize in growing tiktok and IG pages and handle creating/posting the videos with captions. With both of your schedules there's no feasible way you can expect to keep up with that yourselves. The hardest part for you guys would be simply recording the videos.. but between the hours of stand up from consistently touring, the podcasts, and even the sketches Mark posts on his channel from time to time, there's unlimited content you could have scheduled to post that will help you keep selling out shows. sorry for the gay rant. love ya both. comedy!
I just want to hang out with Joe and Mark one night at a bar. I’d sign an NDA, wouldn’t even take any pics (unless I get a glimpse at the stall, poor attempt at humor), but I think it would be a night for a lifetime
Please queefs - invest in some decoration for this section 8 studio... that piece of tape and dangling cords are giving me cancer. Love the pod, thanks for the work!
you shoulda told the realtor that you couldn’t wait and saw the house on your own and he should work harder to keep you interested and to keep his comish.. he works for YOU and the only ethical thing would be maybe next time you want to see a house call him and see how lob) it takes him to arrange a showing and if you aren’t satisfied ✂️ ✂️
@@rawpower12xu They can, but not too much. You don't want it to appraise for less than the list/offer. Then the bank won't issue the loan to the buyer.
Mark I'd love to think based on your reputation as a person you used your original realestate agent. Remeber you know what it's like to have your bike stolen.
You just solved the homeless problem in your city.They just need to make friends.They need to NOT be abussive & make enemies,but just make friends.Eveyone's life would be easier if friends.How come yur not giving me money....FRIEND?
mark was legit concerned about his fiance and the realtor. not a good sign for his impending marriage. it's obvious list doesn't like her, so hopefully he has a straight talk with normand before he makes a huge mistake
I’ve been a fan of this podcast since they had like ten listeners and were basically homeless. It’s the funniest podcast of all. It’s gotten me through some sad times. But, considering they tell is they constantly bomb on stage (and get upset by that, upset at the audience not laughing) the truth is their actual stand up comedy isn’t that great. Mark was the funniest like 8 years ago. He’s still very funny, but nothing beats the podcast talk. And List has never been funny as a stand up. The guys should really be working more on the pod, have guest etc. The pod is just the best. The standup isn’t as good. The stories and comments is what’s amazing. It’s better than Stern at his peak. On the standup, it’s not even the jokes, it’s their delivery that is really hit and miss. Same joke is sometimes funny sometimes not. I’ve never understood that. It’s so unreliable. On the pod, everything is amazing. I bend over laughing several times every episode. On stage, it’s ok. Sometimes brilliant, often not. I think they guys need to stick to what they know and are good at. And the podcast is it. Stories.
it's supposed to be cheesey 🧀
0:33 Hack material 🔪
3:09 Mark realizes his wife listens 😳
4:28 Canada Culture and goldfish 🐠
7:27 cookies for the kids 🍪
8:03 Howie's 3 great bits 😂
11:27 Hack References 🥛
13:24 Milk bit/ crusty boogies 👃
15:58 Tuesdays the musical🎶
16:29 old man buster👴
17:44 Marks Realtor Run Around 🏃
22:24 Bad Thread Read 📱
25:23 Realtor vs Realtor 🏡
28:34 Joe's letterman shoes(Ryan Hamilton Hit by a bus ) 🚌
32:09 Bookstores Jerry! 📚
33:05 The Big Lebowski and Vinyl💽
35:43 Ari Shaffir pretends he likes his neighborhood 🐀
37:36 Lucy Advertising 🚬
39:08 Blue Chew Advertising 🔵
41:55 Sheeth underwear AD 👙
42:50 Mark Back from the Sac( with Joey DeRosas and Shculz)📍
48:44 what does the audience really want to hear?🤷
51:54 New Comedy Club opens down the street from Joe 🚶
54:36 Content? It never ends ... ♾️
55:09 black bean bopper 🌬️
56:10 TikTok isn't for the TuesGays ❌
57:44 Cool Uncle Joe was once bitter 😡
1:01:30 Comedy Titans don't need social media content 🤳/ Mystery is intriguing ❓
1:06:40 Defunding Police might've been a bad decision for NYC 🚓
1:09:09 Joe's Spots at the Stand and City winery 🍷/ Subway Psycho and Metro maniacs 🚂
1:14:19 Joe and Marks upcoming comedy Dates 📅
Very creepy.
@@whenwasthatyeah... Wtf... Why do this? Stalker behavior..
I love when they talk about what they hate in comedy. So interesting to hear their perspective!
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
@@AgendaInMind stand down, comrade.
* Perseverance
@@thesnowmiser*persecutive
Thanks Chuck. People underestimate how important a producer is to steer the ship in the right direction. Great episode as always. Keep up the good work!
ah, very kind of you to say. thanks brother.
I want to see a skit with either Joe or Mark playing a transgender male dressed as a woman who gets hit in face with a surfboard causing a duck to fall out of his bag.
Chuck with the save! I could listen to Joe and Mark talk comedy all day.
👍👍
@@chuckstaton for real. Im here for their minds. Not for constant jokes. Talk away gents.
Sometimes I literally do lol
@@nickolaguez Mark loves to give us his yucks! Keep em comin! Comedy!
"I don't want any ice " "well dont go to the border." Hahaha that was slick. Quick and dirty. So many hidden gems in this fast moving convo that get passed by.
1:02:20 Thanks Chuck for keeping them going. They underestimate how much we want to hear their opinions on different topics. Tuesgays want it all! All 12 inches of you queefs!
I notice it with every comedy podcast, they always say that none of us want to hear about their thoughts on the industry but I certainly do
Totally!
That was a huge moment Chuck Mangione. You’re the voice of a hundred queefs that yell “no keep going!”when they try to pull back on that quality chat.
@@FeloniousFunk ha!!!! good to know!
I agree, good luck chuck knows what we like (bc he's a gay first) Firstgay (Monday)
Ahhh it’s that time again! Exclusively buzzing and shaking for the next 77 minutes!
33:14 this part has me currently dying. a weird fart, and joes poetic reaction.
GOLD, JERRY!
best ep in a while
excellent episode, I wonder if you could fill out theatres doing live banter like your podcasts !
Another Tuesdays with Stories started at 12:01am on Tuesday. I like to listen to half when it right comes out and I can't sleep, and half on my way to work in the morning. Thanks, Joe and Mark.
tmi bro
Hahaha tmi was a hit!
@@kjnewell7243 Relax Sunglasses, you might spill your White Claw.
@@kylevids3951 You seem like the type that doesn't like a lot of information.
@@Fightography only facts are permitted. I dont want to know about what you do with your time or how this pod makes you feel. Thats for bitxes
Can't wait to see Mark in San Diego! He crushed it here right before the pandemic, last comedy show I've been to. Bookending this pandemic baby
Being from Florida, it's So weird to hear all the covid shutdown stories since we never had any major changes aside from some places making you wear masks but even that's been super rare, been overwhelmingly voluntarily. Have fun at mark's show!!
San Diego is a good time, I miss Pacific Beach!
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
This ep was such a throwback to the eps which made me a Tuesgay forever. Almost like a mini Mindful Metal Jacket within the show, great stuff.
36:20
Mark leaning in to interrogate a lady is hilarious 😂
Thanks for all the free content you have been doing Mark! We do appreciate it!
You guys need to definitely do a podcast at Normands wedding!! It's the best ROI plan ever!!
I love the content /mystique/mistake conversation! Love Tuesdays!
Hot Ep! Great balance of comedy and honest conversation. My Dad's gay!
Amazing ep, to listen to. I started TWS 1000 years ago audio only and I think I'm back. Stop wasting money on studio rent, reunite with Greg and go back to the apt (and crop out the ankles and red shoe diaries).
Yeah, lose the "studio".
They moved into the studio because Mark's new house is gonna be to far for List to travel. That's what I have put together
Yikes who gives a rats ass buddy
I don't like industry talk. But yeah, bring back the cat.
10:14 "WOoooOooo M&M's!!!" lolll
Hey, the signs plugged in again!
Loved the pod, finally checked out Simonsen based on Joe’s rec. What a comic! Had me howling at 6 am.
Great episode guys! Love the insider crosstalk & the producer interaction too.
Loved the show at the Punchline Mark! I had the poncho, hilarious! Tight jokes! Comedy!
It’s refreshing seeing both of them laugh
that Celtics joke and the clit bar are 2 absolutely excellent jokes. I can't believe how quickly they just said them
Great ep! Joe's Zillow? was great!!!!!!!
The look on their faces when there's a lull is hilarious
Time stamp it!
Mark was hilarious this past weekend in Kansas City. You made our weekend man. Thanks for letting us snap a pic with ya as well.
Sorry they don’t have a better club for you comics. All the way up in the northland is not the real KC vibe.
Anyway- You rocked it man!!
Let Joe into fucking Canada damnit we need him!!!!
U voted for it
The video editing was on point today! It's very distracting when the shot hangs on one person for a long time. But today was awesome! Thanks to the editor!
🤘🤘🤘
That would be Sir Chuckles 👍
And other people bitch about changing the camera view way to much... If you was in, on, producing etc any podcast ever I'd stay away from the comments section cuz half the ppl love and the other half hate the exact same thing
Thst piece of tape on the wall is driving me nuts
Joe is WAY to comfortable...we need Greg to keep Joe nervous of allergies, spilling water, & knocking over a camera.
That's how we get the double Mooseknuckle, can't wait for summer.
Every episode I feel like #MeToo-ing him for sexual harassment for constantly putting his penis bulge in my face. But then I realized I can't say the words "Penis Bulge" with a straight face. And it also reminds me of the Seinfeld episode "The Caddy". When I'm in court suing him the caddy will have him "try the tight pants on to see if they fit"
1:02:27 I looked up Daniel Simonsen on Colbert & Joe's right, he's HILARIOUS.
great ep 15 minutes in
Mark is a god damn sniper!! "Ice? I don't want any ice"- Joe..... "Well, don't go to the border"- Mark.... Hilarious!!
Mark: Could you take him?
Joe: Ahhh, it's hard to say I had wet boots
Mark: Wet panties
😆 🤣 😂
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
@@AgendaInMind Its true, if you do maintain healthy mind your body is to follow, but that all ends when you get pneumonia with Hypoxic Respiratory failure, that is when your body will overide everything you ever thought was your stood for into survival mode and you will take any injection and medicine they got for a chance to survive and live another day. If you had kids, you know they get sick and then you get sick. That is enought proof for me because they got nothing from the government in their head and still get the sniffles.
@@alexcoyg3281 you mean theres a chance that i might die someday? Wow, thats news to me!
@@mightymodoRead words Bobby
Love the new stu, but those hanging wires are making my ocd go insane
Me too. Theres so many possible solutions too
I’ve always been a listener, first time watching first time commenting…. Hey Joe I’ll stick with theater of the mind lol
Man, I've gotta say. That Takis AD that always plays on yous guys vids is Lowkey 🔥glad to see the big buck blips on the QueefCast
Yeah, Baby... Knock Knock
3:14 the moment mark realized he'll be sleeping on the couch
funniest podcast. period
I would clarify with your agent but generally they take a commission of the purchase price (5-6% commission split is quite common with roughly 50% of it going to the listing agent and the remaining 50% going to the buying agent). The commission however is included in the purchase price (it is not above and beyond the purchase price) and is paid by the seller. So the commission if taken out of the seller's end, generally. These may vary from state to state so I would just talk to your agent.
Chuckos back! Signs plugged in! Great fucking ep...watch the ol discs there Chuck
I'm trying to keep em in line!!
Chuck's gonna be filming the honeymoon!!
Joe List and Mark Normand!?!? Heeeeeeeeeeey 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Big fan from Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
That was the perfect moment to cut to an add break LOL
Joe List was half-awake unfamiliar with his new wash machine,cleaning off his glasses,looking for the SKID-MARK setting.
Underrated pod
its nice to know im not the only one with one pair of shoes thanks joe!
Lol pod at the wedding 🤣
17:20 Cocobolo desks as far as the eye can see
@1:04:41 i think this all the time. What’s a day in the life for attell like? He’s so mysterious
Great ep, guys
haha Joe vacuums
CANADA CULTURE 🤣🤣🤣
Mark, just a heads up about real estate, if it's the same in the US as it is in Canada, there is always a selling agent and a buying agent and they split the commission. So the hot guy agent was always going to be involved as the selling agent. One agent can act as both selling and buying agent (if they represent the seller and also find the buyer) but you can still go buy the place with your original agent and hot guy agent still gets is piece of the pie. Here, the agents fees are usually around 4-5% of the price of the property split between agents and paid entirely by the seller but that might not be the situation there. Its a racket 100%.
I identify as “ fingerhole the boimouth, of the Riverside Boimouths”
What books you got Joe?
" that's Chipotle for you, folks"
There is quite a threat to your safety/sanity/peace of mind doing the Soder/Kreischer handshake& chatting up civilians because it wears you down if you're not that way naturally.Stress-causing uncomfortability overload vs get in /do job/get out.Applause Joe for love for the kids & horror movies fun adventure for joy.Mark has it tougher house hunting etc life -changes.Mark eye contact factoid very revealing from fear of dad...so that's the key for therapy IMO.Feeling not worthy is harmful...That's our time for today.
Slick Rick…hahaha
I wanna see Morrill sub in for Normand some time. It would be so wonderfully awkward.
BLUE JAY OAKERSON
Maybe it’s because I’m ovulating but I feel like I would pay good money to watch Mark Normand do boyfriend things with a dude. Could be Joe, Sam, that realtor guy, whomever.
Mark always says how much he loves j!zz on his face, you may have a good chance of coming across a video on the datk web someday
Mark: " My goal in life is to hit a woman.." CLIP IT.
I wonder if Seinfeld would come to Normands Wedding....because he's definitely invited
The set needs a totem pole to cover up that white cord. I'm queefin out my arse! Comedy.
can you pretty please bring the cat into the new studio please
TWS needs a surrogate Greg!
You guys have said before that you hate posting content and then feel regret whenever you don't. There are many individuals you can pay that specialize in growing tiktok and IG pages and handle creating/posting the videos with captions.
With both of your schedules there's no feasible way you can expect to keep up with that yourselves.
The hardest part for you guys would be simply recording the videos.. but between the hours of stand up from consistently touring, the podcasts, and even the sketches Mark posts on his channel from time to time, there's unlimited content you could have scheduled to post that will help you keep selling out shows.
sorry for the gay rant. love ya both. comedy!
what time in this podcasts
Is your producer Shelby from the Ron and fez show?
can ya'll hire me to paint that chord on the sign the same color as your wall....
throw me two queefs and we'll call it even.
I just want to hang out with Joe and Mark one night at a bar. I’d sign an NDA, wouldn’t even take any pics (unless I get a glimpse at the stall, poor attempt at humor), but I think it would be a night for a lifetime
Please queefs - invest in some decoration for this section 8 studio... that piece of tape and dangling cords are giving me cancer. Love the pod, thanks for the work!
Joe is such a gangster.
@29:22 yeah and you wonder why people think your mean and mark is friendly.
Canada culture 😂
It's all confidence. You know this. If you seem desperate for a laugh
They won't laugh
Joe should trade my $ 700 van for $900 shoes.
I’ve developed a coke habit because of this podcast
Was this from last week
I’m confused which isn’t hard to do.
CanaDUH is in peril. Keep on trucking you hilarious GAYS
Seeing a big empty white table is a bad look. Put something on that fuckin thing already. Get Chuck's fruit, get a bowl, there ya go.
Someone needs to get them a plastic party sized cheesey bean dip prop for the table
Gold fish are fresh water fish , my boys
you shoulda told the realtor that you couldn’t wait and saw the house on your own and he should work harder to keep you interested and to keep his comish.. he works for YOU and the only ethical thing would be maybe next time you want to see a house call him and see how lob) it takes him to arrange a showing and if you aren’t satisfied ✂️ ✂️
Realtor gets paid a percentage by the seller, Mark! Probably like 2-3% of sell price. Not out of your pocket, out of the seller's.
But the seller spikes it up to pay the realtor, right?
@@rawpower12xu They can, but not too much. You don't want it to appraise for less than the list/offer. Then the bank won't issue the loan to the buyer.
Leslie List and Nancy Normand's hot gossip show? Nice!
This is a banger
Mark I'd love to think based on your reputation as a person you used your original realestate agent. Remeber you know what it's like to have your bike stolen.
You just solved the homeless problem in your city.They just need to make friends.They need to NOT be abussive & make enemies,but just make friends.Eveyone's life would be easier if friends.How come yur not giving me money....FRIEND?
Joe: you know what I have right now?
Mark: aids herpes?…oh
I loved loved Ron & Fez but they overdid the Cow Bell bit.
The guy that doesn’t shower regularly has dandruff?! No way! 😱😂
mark was legit concerned about his fiance and the realtor. not a good sign for his impending marriage. it's obvious list doesn't like her, so hopefully he has a straight talk with normand before he makes a huge mistake
Iceberg slim baby.
Ride rims thru your suburbs. #Jay z
That's one of his lyrics. I didn't know he was gay
Hey joe we are all trying at different intervals
Jesus Mark, get that colon looked at, poor Bazooka Joe had collar over his face for half the ep!
I’ve been a fan of this podcast since they had like ten listeners and were basically homeless. It’s the funniest podcast of all. It’s gotten me through some sad times. But, considering they tell is they constantly bomb on stage (and get upset by that, upset at the audience not laughing) the truth is their actual stand up comedy isn’t that great. Mark was the funniest like 8 years ago. He’s still very funny, but nothing beats the podcast talk. And List has never been funny as a stand up. The guys should really be working more on the pod, have guest etc. The pod is just the best. The standup isn’t as good. The stories and comments is what’s amazing. It’s better than Stern at his peak. On the standup, it’s not even the jokes, it’s their delivery that is really hit and miss. Same joke is sometimes funny sometimes not. I’ve never understood that. It’s so unreliable. On the pod, everything is amazing. I bend over laughing several times every episode. On stage, it’s ok. Sometimes brilliant, often not. I think they guys need to stick to what they know and are good at. And the podcast is it. Stories.