As one that let themselves be broken by a girl in the past, one word of advice. Ya don't miss them. Ya miss the idealized memory of them. The reality is what drove ya apart, and reality is what you'll get if ya reach back into that trap.
"no one knows what they're doing, everyone is out here doing their best. Embrace the unknown." Really needed to hear that today, thanks for keeping it real.
ima go head n second that “drop out” advice. chile classes started august 17th and i was checked out by the 31st. don’t nobody got time for their GPA to plummet cuz these professors wanna do “asynchronous” learning. ima come back when this shit is a lil bit more gathered
Also, I personally needed to hear that message about not having your shit together. I never thought of it that way and it lifted a huge weight off of my shoulders. Thank you for what you do and having a positive impact on others. 💙
You know what, I’ve been considering hooking up with my old FWB partner I haven’t seen in 3 years. And because of this video, I’m not gonna do it. No sea urchins for me!!
Once again i would literally watch this show EVERY. DAY. Should we start the petition for jade to replace Ellen now or now?
yes
Hell yeah, where's the sign up!?
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Yess!
Yesss!
"I can taste the mommy issues on this one" okay jade u didn't have to come for me like that ...
ME TOO!!!!!
this entire video is a visual representation of me, bullshitting my way through an english paper.
it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen 🤣
as an English major I concur
I'm currently watching Jade instead of doing my graduate work in English Literature, and this comment made me cry laugh, thank you.
This comment is everything!!!!! ALLLL THE BULLSHIT
Yes!
That intro was my brain dead attempt to write a conclusion without repeating my thesis statement.
“When you thought you wanted legs. You forgot how pretty your tail was “ 😢. I’m counting this as my therapy this week. Leamiealone. 😫
The talkshow host enunciation style is giving me "at home sick, lying on the couch and too young to watch this but here we go" vibes
This is the perfect description
perfect comment
yup.
“I like a man how do I stop?”
DEEP SIGH
"it's the hairline throwing it back better than me, for me" 😭😭😭💀
As one that let themselves be broken by a girl in the past, one word of advice. Ya don't miss them. Ya miss the idealized memory of them. The reality is what drove ya apart, and reality is what you'll get if ya reach back into that trap.
This is so true
You aren't gonna make a rap album about her, are you?
@@meumundosecreto7694 naw, I ain't lil Dicky. I have noo flow lmao
Fairyface Jace id listen to the album, just drop it bro
@@gil5885 if I dropped an album it would be some outthere indie punk rock shit... Or if I did rap it be Hyro Da Hero style over a rock band 😂
It was “Our ex’s aren’t human they are creatures sent from hell to make our live shit!!” for me!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
"no one knows what they're doing, everyone is out here doing their best. Embrace the unknown." Really needed to hear that today, thanks for keeping it real.
Can we get a " bad bitch is activated" tee? It's the flawless skin for me.
We definitely need the shirts!! 🙌🏽
@@1_flawsomefemale490 ikr!
This. Puh- please!
Yess
Take them to the middle of a Hollister and then leave is the funniest shit ever
A “scoche, a tinge of ug” has me in tears! 😂
When she said "social medchia" lmfao
I thought i was buggin 😭
Hilarious! I’ve heard people pronounce it like that when they want to sound smart
What makes this funny & scary is there is a tiny bit of truth in each piece of advice...”it’s the pubs left on the soap for me.” Classic!
“A tinge of ugly” 😭😭😭😭
Just a “scooch” 😩
Wow that advice for liking a man was so good I almost just told my husband I want a divorce
Girl, yes! Talk about hitting some raw truths, damn!
Jade I deadass was just thinking about you it hasn't even been 30 seconds
how to stop friendzoning crushes?
whew.... that one hit
All this advice was so good it don't even look like satire
Right like it helped me🤣
You quite literally sustain my faith in genuine creators being awesome on TH-cam ... Thanks for giving us your art
It’s the crisp , clean, drag for me every time 😂
It is the audacity for me. Kills me everytime, go on Jade, I'm the imaginary audience
I came here to laugh but woah she’s actually spitting sheesh
"They are creatures sent from hell to make our lives.....shit." If that's not facts idk what is.
ima go head n second that “drop out” advice. chile classes started august 17th and i was checked out by the 31st. don’t nobody got time for their GPA to plummet cuz these professors wanna do “asynchronous” learning. ima come back when this shit is a lil bit more gathered
It’s the toxic masculinity for me
Lol “you better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it” Eminem coming for your throat
I for real thought... is she quoting... omg. 😂😂😂😂
Not social ‘meejia’ 😅😂😂😂
Hearing " I like how your eyebrows do that and I would like to buy you a long island iced tea" honestly made me blush
Is there anyone here that would work on?
@@NicholsKT if they said it skillfully, it could work on me. I would laugh, but I'd consider it.
“Are you ordering sides on postmates ? “ 😂
It's the specificity of the accurate roasts for me
“You don’t even have eyelids like that” 😭😭 hooded eyes gang-gang
She was coming for everyone's edges.
😭😭😭😭😭💙
3:29 "Social meJIA"
Joke aside, embracing being lost was actually a lovely advice.
Also, I personally needed to hear that message about not having your shit together. I never thought of it that way and it lifted a huge weight off of my shoulders. Thank you for what you do and having a positive impact on others. 💙
oh wow, I didn't know I needed to hear that whole "don't call your ex" thing. thank you.
The way she moves her hands while reading speaks to me on a spiritual level because I do the same to understand questions
“You don’t even have eyelids like that”💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s the audience reactions for me
The little moments of tepid applause 😂😂😂
I came for a laugh but Jade this is legit fire advice! (Laughed too, ofc)
The daytime talk we truly need 🙌🏾
"It's just going to be in a group chat far far away that you'll never see"
Thanks alot Jade 😂😂
Now imagine this talk show with Jade and
Evelyn From the Internets 🤗🤗
😍😝
Honestly this is so helpful cus like when I first started started dating girls it was so hard and confusing😂❤️❤️❤️
wait, it's not anymore? lol
Lol it still is😂
@gay AF Never does! Lmao...also crying.
It’s true, I’m commenting from the middle of a Hollister rn, covered in faded skinny jeans and ripped mom jeans
"it's important to note that or exes aren't humans"😂😂
bambiofficial I heard that part with my entire soul
you should be a real talk show host. i could watch you none stop.
loving this business-woman x therapist look
I have no idea how I was sleeping on this channel! I love your humour... it wakes up my soul 😂
This is the advice show that everyone needs to hear, like I would watch this s*** everyday on my couch and sipping some tea and hearing the truth
" i like this channel, Mom I think ill stay for a while".
🤯🤯🤯 never heard soo much wisdom in this little time. Lol
This was a word straight from the Gay Gods temple through Jade’s lips for me. Thank you! I receive it!!!!!! 🙏🏾😫
Not “you don’t even have eyelids like that” 😂
That roast on the man was ohdee 😂😂😂 “geteeeemmmmmm” lol
Okay this shit is hilarious. PLEASE give us more episodes Dr. Jade
"A teng of UG"
Amazing
I didn’t get this part?
6:06 JADE! I did not need you to come for my neck with this realness
I can’t wait to see this on tv or Netflix or something😭
I prefer this talk show over what's airing on the T.V. right now...🤣🤣 I love this.🤣
the brutal advice show just lifts me from funk to light and full of laughter so fast. the editing woah *chef's kiss*
There were so many moments I had to hit pause to laugh and so many moments where I marvelled at the brutal honesty. Bravo!
O M G! I choked on my strawberry bubbly on "It's the hairline throwing it back better than me, for ME!" L O L
Still can’t get over hearing “a tinch of ug” 🙈😭 idk whether to feel attacked or hysterical
Ellen who 👀
the humor is great on this one omg
You are the gift that keeps on giving.
I loved your thoughts on how other people see them looking back at them!!! That’s so interesting!!!
this is now one of my top 5 favorite videos I've ever seen.
blown away incredible content incredible advice incredible leo energy. those punchlines? smashed. absolutely ABOLISHED. that blazer? KILT. amazing content queen keep it coming
Jade, no vocabulary to describe the wisdom in this seemingly hilarious, and philosophically and truthfully stated oration. Up you Jade!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont even KNOW how i got the dorkiest hu hu laugh coming out of me when you made the 'played yourself' thing that you did there >>
I’ll believe anything you say because of the fit
" it's the hairline throwing it back better than me"...waaaiit a minute wait a minute I am damn dying lmaaoo lawd take me now 😭
Jade a whole fool!! LOLOLOL And a whole genius!
GOD LADYYYY !!!! That speech put me in a trance .. like wow, i'm done
Can you and your girlfriend/wife come and perform your stand up routine at a place called the Silver Slipper lol I will love that show
This was absolute gold. Pleaseeee make this a series
Some of your funniest stuff yet.
Idk if its the chedder of my microwave mac n cheese getting to my brain, but when she said social media, i heard social mejia... love you you btw❤
I agree 100%; flirting requires honesty. If it’s a game, they’re gonna treat it like a game, and you’re gonna loose :/
....you know what? You're right. I do need to update the card on that Bad Bitch subscription.
I love when she interacts with her very real studio audience 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
This was an entire series of flawless spoken word awesomeness. Plus actually good advice.
lmao the scattered applause after times are lonely at 1:30 takes me out
it's giving wendy
i love the jade fox advice show intro SO MUCH
Jade, I got that Gold/Yellow sweater you have in your Intro. Sooooo dope
Lmaoo why is this advice actually bomb jade? 🔥
Girl, you are hilarious. LOL.
Can I get Jade Fox Advice Show merch? A notebook, sticker, magnet, t-shirt something?
This whole thing killed me 😹 This needs to be a daily show, please.
hahaha "back on land with black feet and a sea urchin" that whole thing about sea creature ex, and mermaid was hilarious! :D
It's the music through your whole video for me 🤣🤣🤣
It’s the inspirational speech every 5 seconds
This is the only talkshow that matters!
You know what, I’ve been considering hooking up with my old FWB partner I haven’t seen in 3 years. And because of this video, I’m not gonna do it. No sea urchins for me!!
My therapist WISHES she could be like you
I totally enjoy this show. Jade, this is a hit. Keep the show going.
you make me laugh so hard even when im so depressed ty ithot only takis could cure my depression but bless u
theres soooooo much moisture in this vidjo...the plant, the chair even...drip.