r/NotHowGirlsWork - Horrible Female™ Takes

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  • @stariskat44
    @stariskat44 หลายเดือนก่อน +4911

    " If you're gonna give a girl a sword, you're gonna rizz her up for life. " - The Click 2024

    • @lisafalter926
      @lisafalter926 หลายเดือนก่อน +518

      Ngl, if someone gives me a sword on a date, that's no date anymore. It's a wholea** marriage proposal.
      And I'm likely to say yes, too.

    • @WillowStarshower
      @WillowStarshower หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      He isn’t wrong lol

    • @natalienailor5314
      @natalienailor5314 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      Very real. If I got a sword on a date I’d be with him for life

    • @kazualkrisis2449
      @kazualkrisis2449 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

      As a female, I approve of the "sword n' swoon" technique.

    • @theratking-l6b
      @theratking-l6b หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      that's my motto now

  • @milaz6966
    @milaz6966 หลายเดือนก่อน +4487

    No individualy smelling us out anymore? Man, the quality of this channel has dropped. I'm serving you with divorce papers for our non-existent marriage Click!!

    • @TheClick
      @TheClick  หลายเดือนก่อน +2568

      I have been secretly smelling you this whole time, milaz

    • @VDeku
      @VDeku หลายเดือนก่อน +540

      @@TheClick best response 😂

    • @milaz6966
      @milaz6966 หลายเดือนก่อน +414

      OMG I GOT RECOGNISED?? WOAHH! Also, if youve been smelling me, how come youve never actually smelled me, the great Emilia, out individually??​@TheClick

    • @zapheil
      @zapheil หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@milaz6966Your smell was so great, so powerful, that he selfishly wanted to keep it all to himself

    • @genoteerdekoe
      @genoteerdekoe หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@milaz6966I think everyone wants to smell you. EVERYONE GET IN LINE.

  • @zerin25
    @zerin25 หลายเดือนก่อน +710

    I do love the "men have more refined tastes" immediately following "GIVE ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS GINORMOUS BOOBS OR GAME IS CRAP"

    • @aegisScale
      @aegisScale หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Ah, the smell of copium . . . _and other smells which must not be named._

    • @meatpuppet5036
      @meatpuppet5036 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is a refined taste tho

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@meatpuppet5036 You gonna tell me the most basic, instinctual fixation on women's sexual characteristics in games is refined taste? aight.

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I did video game feedback and testing for a bit for funsies on Saturdays. They complained that I complained about the distracting giant boobs 💀
      "Don't talk about inappropriate topics."
      And I just had Defying Gravity playing in my head non stop

    • @dorabrooks76
      @dorabrooks76 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@UnicornsPoopRainbows "Defying Gravity"? Bwahahaha!!! 😂 Omg, too funny! Accurate, though. I thought that a lot during Stellar Blade. Like, she's obviously not a natural human, being so perky in all those outfits! Lol 😂 She also must go through a crap-ton of fashion tape to keep everything in place- don't want a wardrobe malfunction in the middle of a big fight. 🤣

  • @traumaeat3r
    @traumaeat3r หลายเดือนก่อน +3111

    "Whats your body count?" if people ask you this just say: "murder or partner?"

    • @StrangeBeing19
      @StrangeBeing19 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

      "Oh yeah, I haven't murdered anyone yet, you?"

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm หลายเดือนก่อน +311

      ''42. Oh you meant partners?''

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

      ​@@Random-sk6hmThen you also say 42.

    • @KamiJ-xx6qm
      @KamiJ-xx6qm หลายเดือนก่อน +201

      "Erm... with or without the accidental manslaughter?"

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yes!

  • @Torsanist
    @Torsanist หลายเดือนก่อน +3654

    I'm aroace, but can still confirm I would be hella rizzed up if someone gave me a sword.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Same!!!!❤

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      Same. Swords are cool and I'm not even a girl.

    • @IamBored22
      @IamBored22 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      There is romance, and then there's getting a sword

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      @@IamBored22 While you studied the blade, I also studied the blade.
      Did you get anything for the "avenging the death of your father" homework assignment? Couldn't come up with anything.

    • @AnnoyingSquib
      @AnnoyingSquib หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Same! Just plain Ace but would be extremely rizzed up if given a sword. Bonus if it's a sword and cheese!

  • @tealkerberus748
    @tealkerberus748 หลายเดือนก่อน +608

    A schoolgirl miscarrying when she didn't even know she was pregnant, and just leaving the foetus in the school bathroom because she's embarrassed and doesn't know what to do about it?
    Happens in places without comprehensive sex ed, where girls aren't taught about the things they're allowed to say No to. The "four weeks" thing is obviously somebody's embroidery on the tale, but the "foetus found in school bathroom" is quite plausibly real.

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pregnancy progress is tracked from your last menstrual period, not from conception. At four weeks, you've actually only been physically pregnant for two weeks, and the fetus is the size of a poppy seed. So yeah, fetuses end up in toilets sometimes, but they're definitely older than four weeks.

    • @ravenartistofficial
      @ravenartistofficial หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s really sad how common it is… and how scary it is that people are AGAINST sex education because they want girls to remain vulnerable and not know what to say no to….

    • @xrx-no7cd
      @xrx-no7cd หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      what about when she was r ped

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      "because she's embarrassed"
      Not to mention terrified. That would leave anyone frightened, confused and traumatized, but especially a child.

    • @RinRiot1980
      @RinRiot1980 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      I was roughly 15 weeks into my pregnancy when I miscarried for the third time. The doctor was a sadist and anti-abortion and wouldn't perform a d&c (because gawd apparently designed my body for miscarriage), and a week after I learned the news, I passed a strange grey blob. There's no way a teenager - especially a teenager who didn't know they were pregnant - would have any idea what they were looking at, because I was shocked and confused at 21, despite knowing I was miscarrying.
      As an aside, I'd be dead today if abortion was illegal in 2001. Not everything had come out, so I went into labor a few days later. I hemorrhaged in the ED and was taken in for an emergency d&c. If I hadn't been at the hospital when I hemorrhaged, I wouldn't have survived. I was lucky to be able to go on and have three successful pregnancies.

  • @eeveearoace
    @eeveearoace หลายเดือนก่อน +1308

    "You have a kid, and your life becomes about the kid. I want my life to be about me." DAMN. I love that.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

      “That’s selfish!”
      “Maybe. You want to make a selfish person responsible for a CHILD?”

    • @The1nvisibleJeevas
      @The1nvisibleJeevas หลายเดือนก่อน +188

      imo, both statements are based. If you have a kid, your life should be, to the best of your ability, all about the kid. This woman's morals are in the right place. This woman also knows what she wants and what she wants is not that, and therefore, no kids. Based and responsibility-pilled.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      Seems more selfish to force a burden on someone who doesn't want to carry it and even more selfish to place the child in a situation where their existence is resented.

    • @morganablackwater2017
      @morganablackwater2017 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      It's sadly true for women in MANY countries...
      The moment you get impregnated you stop being a person...

    • @Celestichthysmargaritatus
      @Celestichthysmargaritatus หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@morganablackwater2017 medically, yes. For the first few years, you just put it on hold a little. If you want it, its allright. If you don't, don't get a child.

  • @True_NOON
    @True_NOON หลายเดือนก่อน +1056

    "They're not pro life, they're anti women" - George Carlin

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      That and “They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.” Man, I wish he was still around.

    • @eeveearoace
      @eeveearoace หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@True_NOON It amazes me how many "pro-life" people are also pro-gun. They want to make sure the kids are born so that when a few get massacred in their own schools, there's still plenty of kids left.

    • @AstroEli133
      @AstroEli133 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      no were not

    • @pinkartist8692
      @pinkartist8692 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@AstroEli133*we’re

    • @AstroEli133
      @AstroEli133 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@pinkartist8692 i didnt use capitilazatrion either. if ur not writing a complete sentence, you dont have to write complete words

  • @kuroshi2798
    @kuroshi2798 หลายเดือนก่อน +730

    When Silva came on screen I yelled “oh my god he’s so big!” and one of my coworkers just yelled back “what kind of video are you watching?”

    • @kuroshi2798
      @kuroshi2798 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      I typed Simba and my phone didn’t like it, and I can’t edit my comment

    • @Solangelo_are_the_b3st
      @Solangelo_are_the_b3st หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Oh God I'm dying😭😂

    • @L0u8823
      @L0u8823 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      AKAHAKAJA I’M IN TEARS

    • @Kagomai15
      @Kagomai15 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      I didn't know what you were talking about until I did and shouted "oh my GOD that is a large cat"

    • @acoolgamez
      @acoolgamez หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      WAIT NOOOOOOO

  • @dezgasting
    @dezgasting หลายเดือนก่อน +1842

    holy hell that kitty is GIANT

    • @linpittsburgh2375
      @linpittsburgh2375 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      Thunder! Thunder! THUNDERCAT! WHOAAAA

    • @Salicat99
      @Salicat99 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rotflmao ​@@linpittsburgh2375

    • @Nonono7226
      @Nonono7226 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I was thinking the same lol

    • @XxVinnie_DeanxX
      @XxVinnie_DeanxX หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT LMAO

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maine coons tend to be big heccin bois

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne หลายเดือนก่อน +987

    "Not wanting kids means you're selfish".
    Ok, but, why do you want selfish people to have kids?

    • @matildarose
      @matildarose หลายเดือนก่อน +206

      2010s: "You're selfish if you have kids you can't afford!"
      2020s: "You're selfish if you don't have kids you can't afford!"

    • @nicjoy4407
      @nicjoy4407 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      "wanting me to have kids is selfish"

    • @tacticallemon7518
      @tacticallemon7518 หลายเดือนก่อน

      because poor, uneducated people are *really* easy to control
      can’t be educated or rich when you’re running yourself ragged just to make ends meet

    • @GoroAkechi_Real
      @GoroAkechi_Real หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      And then if a disabled person wants kids they're selfish for having kids that might be disabled as well

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      But I want Grandchildren, how can you do that to me ?

  • @alanna_weiss
    @alanna_weiss หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    Funny how "girls play video game versions of crossword puzzles unlike us who play good games with story to tell and stuff" goes right after "we want every game to be softcore porn basically, otherwise it's not worth playing".

    • @YourAverageRiddleKinnie
      @YourAverageRiddleKinnie หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Me grinding hard at Genshin Impact and hardcore DRPGs and JRPGs as a woman. 👍🏽 Stories are good. Game is fun. Male characters are pretty. Heehee

    • @crepe_loaf
      @crepe_loaf หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@YourAverageRiddleKinnie Another day another grind, I also play genshin impact as a woman, and I grind artifacts for my main because I love seeing big damage numbers, especially from my favourite character :)

    • @BlueBird-h8v
      @BlueBird-h8v 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I haven't read your comment yet but I just want to compliment how pretty your hair is

  • @ChardCryo_Ch.
    @ChardCryo_Ch. หลายเดือนก่อน +2183

    simba is the size of actual animated young simba

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo หลายเดือนก่อน +192

      Immediately came down here to comment on the SIZE of that lad like I wasn't expecting him to be half the size of Click

    • @wcjerky
      @wcjerky หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maine coons are gentle giants.

    • @Neroli-Arancia
      @Neroli-Arancia หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gotta be a Maine Coon, they're some of the biggest domestic cat breeds around 🐈

    • @Pullipe
      @Pullipe หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@CircusFoxxoyeah isn't the click like really tall too? That cat's face to me says Maine coon but im not 100% sure on that lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What kind is he? Looking at the ears along with the size and color, does seem like a Maine Coon

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan หลายเดือนก่อน +855

    My Mom told me some time ago, probably in the 80s or early 90s, she used to have a pink license plate cover that said "The Best Man For A Job Is A Woman". The Church did not like that, and she found it missing off her truck one day after service.
    Men™ have been like this forever, I swear.
    She now has a plate cover that says "Silly Boys, Trucks Are For Girls."

    • @elizabethmcintyre3680
      @elizabethmcintyre3680 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

      Feminists from the 60s had a saying, “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” They didn’t like that either.

    • @teardropteam
      @teardropteam หลายเดือนก่อน

      I misread that as "the best job for a man is a woman" 💀

    • @bradiedean7466
      @bradiedean7466 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

      So they STOLE from her at CHURCH. Funny, I thought Christian's had a rule about that 😂

    • @chalkopirate
      @chalkopirate หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      ​@@bradiedean7466b-but surely not for this right? That would be an exception, right god?

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn หลายเดือนก่อน

      a man is just an overgrown toddler. why would anyone want one of those, not to mention when they are hobos on top who need a place to stay and refuse to do the bare minimum of getting a job, and of course, do not clean after them selves while youre at work, expecting 5 star 24/7 treatment.

  • @R-Anon-XYZ
    @R-Anon-XYZ หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    As a 5'11" female athlete, I'm slim, and fit, and muscular... And being 125lbs would literally kill me. These idiots have no idea whatsoever.

  • @Vox-Multis
    @Vox-Multis หลายเดือนก่อน +1636

    As a heterosexual male gamer (who _does_ spend hours a day on video games), let me go on record and say I do _not_ want my games filled with unrealistically-proportioned half-naked women. Thank you.

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      K

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

      As a pansexual genetically male gamer (who also spends significant time playing videogames), I concur.
      I want realistic or at least *reasonable* proportions for characters, man and women, and nudity to serve a purpose higher than raw sex appeal (with exception to games where that is a primary purpose, of course).
      At the same time, I do not want to see *ugly* characters without purpose for their visual state. If I wanted to look at something ugly and displeasing for 4 hours, I would stare at a mirror or the housing market.

    • @buffer_brain1917
      @buffer_brain1917 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I concur! As a slimy little rat man I also do *not* want my games filled with unrealistically proportioned half naked women. I want my games filled with unrealistically proportioned half naked rat men.
      I want jiggle physics when they run.

    • @prueidki
      @prueidki หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@shirothefish9688honestly though, realistically portioned armored women are hot as hell. And I say this as a trans girl who wants huge tits lmao

    • @Anonymousopposum
      @Anonymousopposum หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      W

  • @lenavonberg6758
    @lenavonberg6758 หลายเดือนก่อน +1102

    My bf actually plans an engagement sword instead of an engagement ring. Extra points for that we can use it for cutting the cake

    • @sirwobble265
      @sirwobble265 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      does that mean you knight him when you get married?

    • @greenstarlover1
      @greenstarlover1 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      ​@@sirwobble265 Extra awesome.

    • @V1nestaff
      @V1nestaff หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      I’m writing this down for my future wedding

    • @VictoriaEMeredith
      @VictoriaEMeredith หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      What about a “sword shower” as an alternative to getting married or engaged? Hot dang. It could happen at the Renaissance festival, and the whole merry group could just troop over to the blacksmith and chip in on an awesome blade.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Any idea what kind you prefer? There are so many varieties, some may work better for cutting the cake than others

  • @QuentinPlant
    @QuentinPlant หลายเดือนก่อน +227

    If we really had ways to have a pregnancy in incubator machines instead of a woman's body - that would be the best thing for women. Pregnancy is dangerous, not only is there maternal mortality but a lot of other possible longterm health problems.

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      As a woman unsure about children but definitely not willing to be pregnant, I'm pro robot incubators, it would actually make me more likely to have a child lol

    • @stellarauclair
      @stellarauclair หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wtf stop reproducing, just adopt. So selfish... ​@@naolucillerandom5280

    • @rachelann9362
      @rachelann9362 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@naolucillerandom5280Same. especially since I’m on a few medications that are anti-baby friendly, one being in the highest pregnancy risk category that comes with MAJOR risks of brain stem deformities. I have yet to find medication that would help that would be more friendly, and I can’t really not be on medication to treat those issues. There’s still other things that I would have to consider, but usually the thought stops there.

    • @miika6739
      @miika6739 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Adoption?

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I loved being pregnant, but then I was lucky not to have any complications. It was pushing a head through an opening clearly not designed to fit a head through that made me decide that two was enough.

  • @pumpkinpatch2203
    @pumpkinpatch2203 หลายเดือนก่อน +1019

    23:30 "Females plays animal crossing, not proper games with a story and audio visuals and that"
    My incel in the basement, animal crossing not only has story, audio and visuals, but it also has someone who cares about you, which is evidently something you'll never experience

    • @the0neBoio
      @the0neBoio หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@pumpkinpatch2203 yes, but New Horizons has no soul, I loved New Leaf but new Horizons just feels too... clean? ...sterile? idk

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ba dum tss 😂

    • @pumpkinpatch2203
      @pumpkinpatch2203 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      @@the0neBoio Oh true, I miss being yelled at by a mole (or is he a groundhog?) and verbally abused by my villagers. It was better time
      Though New Horizons characters did check up on me, ask me if I was okay and to take a break when I needed and that they cared about me, which was something I needed and that this incel will never experience

    • @galuxius1861
      @galuxius1861 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@pumpkinpatch2203 Mr resetti, also it's been confirmed that the SOS feature is now run by Mr resetti

    • @lachouette_et_le_phoque
      @lachouette_et_le_phoque หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Yeah, or Stardew Valley, which tackles themes of depression, suicidality, self-reflection/personal growth and so forth with the characters.

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน +1368

    People talk about the friend zone so much, but almost no one talks about how much it sucks to be fuck zoned. Nothing like finding out someone you thought was a friend just wanted to get in your pants.

    • @CB-dy1he
      @CB-dy1he หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      I’m using this from now on!

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      I saw this term exactly once before, in a furry artwork xd

    • @the0neBoio
      @the0neBoio หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@reptiliannoizezz.413in the art, or below as a tag/description?

    • @atimidbirb
      @atimidbirb หลายเดือนก่อน

      FUCK ZONED that is actually brilliant

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      @@the0neBoio In the art itself, the male character says "damn... fuckzoned again"

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    6:13 Reminder, this is blackmail under the threat of murder. This man is threatening all women with murder if you don't give him what he wants. If some man said approached you and said this, but replaced "relationship" with "wallet", it'd be a called attempted robbery.

    • @orchidoxs126
      @orchidoxs126 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "You won't give me what I want? Then you aren't entitled to basic human rights!"

    • @sleepingkirby
      @sleepingkirby หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@orchidoxs126 I'd argue this is worse than that. You couldn't arbitrarily murder a horse for it not giving you what you want without repercussions. This is even lower bar than human rights.

  • @duskyrosealleykat
    @duskyrosealleykat หลายเดือนก่อน +1200

    2:52 kitty! He's so big and fluffy!

    • @maxraccoon3529
      @maxraccoon3529 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      He is an absolute unit

    • @SaneAcorn2389
      @SaneAcorn2389 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      It’s beautiful

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 หลายเดือนก่อน

      looks like he is part Maine coon

    • @themarked2820
      @themarked2820 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      That is Simba, the main character of The Click channel.

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Kitty went to the catting couch.

  • @waffles3629
    @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน +730

    The hole dude reminded me of a cis man who insisted that women only have one hole. Despite the fact I'm afab, he told me I was wrong when I said it's three, not one. Apparently I am just a mega idiot. I told him "Woman don't have cloacas" and was accused of making up words. Then I asked him if that means all sex with a woman is anal sex, and was accused of accusing him of being gay. Like dude, it was your logic, don't blame me.

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      it's the damn straw hole problem all over again (straws have 2)

    • @pumpkinblook7761
      @pumpkinblook7761 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      I remember there was one dude in another video thought you had to make the hole.

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      technically speaking, women have seven holes, but you really cant use four of them unless you want to perform some really weird type of torture and two of them are optional.
      men has six holes btw, the same logic applies

    • @cecile886
      @cecile886 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      ​@@anomalousanimates straws each have a single hole. Imagine a donut. A donut has one hole. Now stretch the donut into a cylinder.

    • @RMills646
      @RMills646 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@pumpkinblook7761 the tamper evident seal. Everyone knows that's real

  • @Lillyluvsanime
    @Lillyluvsanime หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    I weigh 144.6lb (as of this morning).
    I'm a size medium in women's clothes. If you saw me out in public, you most likely would not think "obese."
    These people really out here showing that they don't know how body mass works.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@Lillyluvsanime so... just for funsies, go look up what height would be obese at 125 pounds. Then go look at the average heights and weights of kids aged 8-10 years old. Then go look at his chart again.
      It's not that he doesn't know how mass works, it's that he likes little girls.

    • @Lillyluvsanime
      @Lillyluvsanime หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @RabblesTheBinx ... I don't wanna🤢

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How tall does that nutter think real women are? I’m 5’ 8.5”, a very normal height where I live. If I were the “ideal” weight I’d look like a stick insect.

    • @merelyaelkastelein1377
      @merelyaelkastelein1377 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm 60 kg (132 pounds) and I wear a size XS in clothing. People have told me to "eat a burger" because I'm "too skinny".
      And than there are people like in this video calling me obese since I'm over 130 pounds 🫠

  • @MrCookieCat
    @MrCookieCat หลายเดือนก่อน +403

    "Can you open the door by yourself?"
    Simba could go *through* the door if he wanted to.

    • @Vi3-c5p
      @Vi3-c5p หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Simba has power we can’t even comprehend

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Speedrun strats

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's why he asked, doors are expensive to replace... 😂

  • @Talpfote
    @Talpfote หลายเดือนก่อน +475

    Click: Do you wanna say hi to the audience? :D
    Simba: Father...why are you like this

    • @bobbieparry646
      @bobbieparry646 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Him pretending Simba was just champing at the bit for his insulin shot, rather than his meals that would get timed around them 😂
      Simba is so done with his dad’s bullshit

  • @CaseyIsAwesome
    @CaseyIsAwesome หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    As an autistic person, I can say the "'tism girlfriend"
    1. will probably either constantly talk back, or barely talk at all
    2. Is not guaranteed to have a big ass (why would they even think there's a corelation there?)
    3. Probably will have friends
    4. Isn't guaranteed to be a gamer
    5. Isn't guaranteed to be uwu

  • @melonyreece4195
    @melonyreece4195 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    At this point if the incels think I can't get pregnant/am no good for bedroom stuffs...that will keep me safer over the next four years in America.

    • @Vivian-eo3qc
      @Vivian-eo3qc หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i love your hair!

    • @melonyreece4195
      @melonyreece4195 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Vivian-eo3qc thank you!

  • @thebearinthekitchen2960
    @thebearinthekitchen2960 หลายเดือนก่อน +791

    “You smell female today” was a compliment that was NOT on my bingo card

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      Transwomen are about to go wild with this one

    • @davidlionheart2438
      @davidlionheart2438 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Being told you smell like fish is NOT a compliment.

    • @sedna.mp4
      @sedna.mp4 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@davidlionheart2438 speak for yourself

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@Random-sk6hm I am

    • @jumpydashgd4699
      @jumpydashgd4699 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@Random-sk6hm We are, yes

  • @PronounsInBio
    @PronounsInBio หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    Fun fact: my parents met later in life and when I was born my mom was about to turn 39 and my dad was about to turn 43. I got handed to my mom, after a her being in labor for 23 hours and having to have a c section in the end, and as the doctor handed me to her, the doctor said that "if you want anymore, you better getting working on it right now." She hadn't even been sewn shut yet
    Edit: typing mistake

    • @anthonyislate
      @anthonyislate หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Yeah, my mom had me when she was 37 and my brother at 42.
      Neither of us came out horribly deformed or otherwise affected lol.
      She got pregnant naturally as well, without any kind of fertility treatments.
      The ageism against women who have kids later in life is disgusting. Even more so if it's coming from medical professionals.

    • @PronounsInBio
      @PronounsInBio หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @anthonyislate every time she tells the story she says it so nonchalantly as if that was a reasonable thing for the doctor to say at all
      Edit: fixing an autocorrect error

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      unrelated but i love the fact that you actually have the pronouns in bio. ALL of them

    • @PronounsInBio
      @PronounsInBio หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @vannillaAJofficial204 your the second ever person to comment on it and NGL it took a WHILE to do that

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @PronounsInBio WHAT

  • @January_Silence
    @January_Silence หลายเดือนก่อน +272

    As a woman who loves women, I can confirm that gifting a lady with a sword or some other bladed implement of self-defense is pique rizz. There's a reason the sword lesbians meme exists, after all, lol XD

    • @julsdemers4740
      @julsdemers4740 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      as an AFAB enby, i can confirm gifting anyone a cool ass sword is peak level rizz, the cooler the weapon looks the more rizz it contains, bonus points if handmade and custom made!

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I guess it's just because it means the person gifting it puts trust in the gifted to not hurt them, and also wants them to be safe, which sounds really romantic

    • @michaelmorris1865
      @michaelmorris1865 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah weapons are illegal for self defense. But my wife has full access to my medieval weapons.

    • @kiranaun9593
      @kiranaun9593 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is only true of lesbians. Straight girls often just look at you weird.

    • @kiranaun9593
      @kiranaun9593 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@minestar2247 no it's cause swords are fucking dope

  • @Van-dq4sw
    @Van-dq4sw หลายเดือนก่อน +370

    Also on that "weight (female)" one, the scale is also missing chunks of 10 pounds in between the ranges. If you weigh 105, there's no valid option to select.
    Not only a /NotHowGirlsWork, but also /NotHowStatisticsWork

    • @ilikeopossums
      @ilikeopossums หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      105 pound girls arent real, theyre secretly a bunch of amphipods in trench coats
      (Amphipods live in the Mariana trench. Like trench coat.)

    • @Atlas_Quin
      @Atlas_Quin หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @ilikeopossums Omg that’s an amazing pun I love it!

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      There is more missing options. 60-70, 80-90, 100-110 are missing, and this whole questionaire looks stupid anyway. I wonder what is it even for?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer หลายเดือนก่อน

      A 130 lb, 6 foot tall woman, is underweight.

    • @kimmyb8276
      @kimmyb8276 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was 98 lbs until I was in my 20s. I just had a high metabolism until I got hurt in the Navy. Now I'm obese lol

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I laughed thinking of how some poor kid saw blood in the toilet and thought someone had imploded. 😂
    My poor mom actually _did_ think she was dying when she first got her period at 13, because she was never taught about menstruation ( her parents never talked about anything)!
    She was on her way home and rushed to her nearby friend's house in terror, and fortunately her friend's mom explained what was going on and that it was natural.

  • @flyingprist
    @flyingprist หลายเดือนก่อน +691

    2:20 - Unpopular opinion but I think people who don't want kids are not gonna be good parents if you force them to have kids. Maybe its best to, I dunno, respect personal choices?

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Totaly agree

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      And in many cases, they have the self awareness to know that.

    • @kaelin_cherise
      @kaelin_cherise หลายเดือนก่อน +149

      The most selfish thing to do is to bring a child into this messed up world to check a box instead of bringing a life into this world because you WANT to and feel prepared to care, provide, and nurture it.

    • @Pullipe
      @Pullipe หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      You are very correct. I myself am very loud and clear that I don't wanna have kids, especially early in my life, because I know I would make a terrible parent and that wouldn't be fair to me or a child (also I just get overwhelmed being near kids a lot of times i.e. when their screeching running around and etc.)

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      ironically and sadly they are better parents than so many who choose to have kids because they actually think in all the consequences and downloads of it, analyze how your life will go after that and finally decide that the best is not bring someone to the world to suffer the wrath of a resentful parent, those who choose children and romanticize the experience are the ones who make the worse parents when things suddenly turn bitter because is not what they expected to.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

    That one post of the gamers “fixing” Spider-man 2 makes me mad because
    A) it’s bullying the face model for MJ for getting into a serious car accident that required facial reconstruction.
    B) erasing a gay couple from
    Brooklyn heights that was genuine very sweet and adorable.
    C) reducing a deaf character just eye candy.

    • @mathiassvendsen9788
      @mathiassvendsen9788 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Oh my god, is THAT why MJ’s face changed between the games?!? 🤯

    • @runningthemeta5570
      @runningthemeta5570 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @ yeah, if I’m remembering it correctly that is.

    • @julsdemers4740
      @julsdemers4740 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      i hope the face model for MJ (whoever she is i dont know her name sadly) isnt letting those incel assholes get to her with all those mean things they say 😢

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      And also shows a clear double standard considering nobody is trying to fix Peter's face as far as I know

    • @earthaforester3141
      @earthaforester3141 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also changed two of the black people into white people. Nothing like a racist cherry to top off the misogyny.

  • @paiget6200
    @paiget6200 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I dont get why people who want or have kids, take such offence to those who don't. It doesn't affect their life at all. You don't have to have a reason for not wanting them, it should just be, 'I don't want kids' and left at that.

    • @loiracitr
      @loiracitr หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It's the same kind of people that have an issue with gay marriage, trans people just existing, and so on. It's not about the children. It's about forcing people to live the life that THEY want

    • @RedRocketthefirst
      @RedRocketthefirst 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's also kinda connected to religion for many people, so they get extremely mad about things like that

  • @samiraperi467
    @samiraperi467 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

    Science but in inverse? So ecneics?
    That thing about women expiring at 30? I realized I was trans at 30. I think my maleness expired.

    • @julsdemers4740
      @julsdemers4740 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      lmao, something expired at 30 but it wasnt women 😂 (on another note i personally think your 30's are likely the best years of your life? your brain is finally fully formed and (typically) mature, you're finally starting to actually know yourself and what you want to be, and you're still young enough to have the energy needed to take on the world and achieve your dreams! people who think 30 is old should... definitely be questioned on their definition of "young" imo...)

  • @daughterofyith5393
    @daughterofyith5393 หลายเดือนก่อน +1089

    Unpopular opinion, but as a woman, I detest the term "friendzone". If I don't want to be romantically involved with you and your reaction is to claim you've been friendzoned, that indicates you think being a friend with me is 1. lesser, and 2. possibly not worth it. I'm not sure how I feel about being made aware that someone I know doesn't enjoy being friends with me.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, I don't think it's an unpopular opinion. I'm non-binary, but frequently assumed to be a woman, and I hate it too. It's basically treating people like a sex vending machine that if you put enough Nice™ tokens into you get your reward.

    • @julsdemers4740
      @julsdemers4740 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

      AFAB nonbinary here but completely agree, the entire concept of the friendzone is honestly insulting and creeps me out, because if by being your friend and nothing more i somehow "forced you into the friend zone" that implies you wanted MORE from the start? that implies you never wanted to be friends at all and have been manipulating me to get something? pretending to be friendly? that's genuinely a gross concept to me, why do people feel entitled to being more than friends? they arent even entitled to being friends! if someone ever accused me of putting them in the friendzone i'd just tell them "well not you're in the "stay away" zone and we're no longer friends, now get out of my sight" because i wouldnt feel SAFE in their company anymore, knowing they're after something else 😰

    • @doobat708
      @doobat708 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      Who wouldn't first and foremost want to be friends with a potential partner?? Build comfort and familiarity first?? "Friendzone"!! What a way of telling people you don't actually know what friends are.

    • @LittleMissKriss
      @LittleMissKriss หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      I had a male friend for many years whom I confided in and thought of as family. One day when we were out drinking with our friends he tried to make a move on me and when I said no he told me I was a wh*re and “shouldn’t use people like that”. Felt disgusting to know he had only been my friend all those years in the hopes of sleeping with me…
      Bottom line is NEVER let anyone make you feel awful for their twisted morals and sick minds

    • @maniacalvortex815
      @maniacalvortex815 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      @@doobat708 YES! I know people that started as only friends and after years they started dating! Those that complain about being "firendzoned" don't want to be your friend or date you, just want to get in your pants (my opinion)

  • @MowMowCreations
    @MowMowCreations หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    What’s crazy is that the people saying women will be replaced forget women are needed to create eggs.

  • @shy2infinity
    @shy2infinity หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    what REALLY gets me about the idea that these men want essentially sex bots is... What are they gonna do if those sex bots gain a consciousness and don't want them? 😭In many, MANY Scifi stories a huge part of androids gaining a consciousness centers around them fighting for their rights. One of my favorite Scifi stories centers around a sex bot having trauma like symptoms from being abused.

    • @May-nt3ow
      @May-nt3ow หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Westworld

    • @celestevallee
      @celestevallee หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Do you happen to remember the name of the book? I might be interested

    • @shy2infinity
      @shy2infinity หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@celestevallee It was a Webtoon comic called LoveBot! I haven’t been able to keep up with it lately with personal life stuff, but it’s pretty good regardless. I recommend 👍

    • @maximillian1109
      @maximillian1109 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also, women could just have sex-bots as well. Incels really do believe their pee pee is magical.

    • @CaptainSnek5657
      @CaptainSnek5657 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤫 incels aren't smart enough to realize that!

  • @Samantha-qj9wq
    @Samantha-qj9wq หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    36:39
    . . . How am I supposed to ask for permission to speak before speaking? Fucking Charades?!

    • @Renata910
      @Renata910 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 😂

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I was wondering this same exact thing!! Also, how is she supposed to take care of the kids, bring them to school and sports, school events, etc while being forced to stay home unless it was for emergencies? I doubt the guy would transport all those kids or take on any kind of parental role.

    • @SKO_EN
      @SKO_EN หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      raise your hand like in school

    • @bagredecartola1289
      @bagredecartola1289 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Mfs will say their standards are not unreasonable yet want a omnipresent being capable of telepathy

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok. I'm a bi (trans) guy in a homosexual marriage.
      Now, my partner just coincidentally happens to have a dick, but I'd NEVER would want to have someone that is beneath me, or who's just cleaning the house, taking care of stuff and cooking dinner (unless I could afford someone who's fairly paid to do so, I'd like that). I want a PARTNER.
      And if I wouldn't respect, or like, women, I'd just get a man! (Ok, I have a man, but not because of that.)
      Someone has to tell those fckers that it's ok to be single (there's plenty of great toys), or gay, ffs.

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    28:43 Do NOT go out for dinner on a first date if you barely know the person, for other reasons as well! I made this mistake!
    I could tell immediately it wouldn't work out because he was nice but too eager and it creeped me out - in hindsight probably my attachment style - but I was so afraid to have things be awkwardly silent we kept talking FIVE HOURS and oversharing life stories. It was excruciating!
    After that I made first dates daytime coffee meetups, where you can leave quickly and say you have to go get back to work/get to an appointment. Drinks at a bar also fine (just watch your drink and know your limits to be safe) cause you can also just decide to leave if it's not working!
    Do not do a fancy dinner with a stranger on the first date it's _hell_ when it's awkward, and now you've ordered and are waiting for food and are hungry enough to think about just enduring it or feel disrupting the other person's evening or your own (and I'm a softie, he'd travelled far to hang out so I felt it would suck to cancel even though the moment I glimpsed him in person, before he even saw me I felt like the connection wasn't there, it was a whole lot of body language stuff - I know that's weird to say anf sounds superficial but I was right after 5 hours talking to him though he was nice) plus now you're also thinking about getting home at night.
    Make it something minimally expensive and not massively out of people's way, where you can leave early, and don't set expectations ahead of time of how it will turn out - it's easy to get artificially attached to someone via text and now you know a potentially awkward amount of stuff about each other that feels way too intimate when you're only just meeting!
    Save dinner dates for when you know you actually like the person and want to spend time together, even the third date, just not the first, if you don't know them (in person) already!
    I mean if they're a friend you've hung out with in-person alone you'll know better whether you can be around them and connect on some level so maybe then a whole dinner date is not such a risk of being so bad lol.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@curiousnerdkitteh my go-to first date is a walk around downtown and stopping to eat at someplace cheap as fuck. If she still wants a second date after that, she must be pretty worthwhile.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 หลายเดือนก่อน +424

    That's no cat, that's a lion!

    • @the0neBoio
      @the0neBoio หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      it's Simba

    • @leviquentin1134
      @leviquentin1134 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Siimmmmbaaaa

    • @Miroslava_Ivanova
      @Miroslava_Ivanova หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      🎶Nants ingonyama bagithi baba🎶

    • @Spagettigeist
      @Spagettigeist หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@the0neBoio for some reason... I always heard the name as Sinbad, but I guess Simba does indeed make more sense o.O

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's where the name simba comes from

  • @sevenlexar
    @sevenlexar หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    29:55 - People violently misunderstanding fetus development is always amusing to me. They always seem to think that within a few days the child is fully formed, when that's... REALLY not the case. If it was, abortion wouldn't even be a THING because the child would grow too fast for it to be viable.

    • @morganablackwater2017
      @morganablackwater2017 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its not amusing... Its dangerous af - thats how women lose reproductive rights.

    • @animatic_lace1941
      @animatic_lace1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      honestly, for a lot of people it's morale. I think this is more of a gray area. some people consider the clump of cells in the first few weeks a life albeit there being no heartbeat.

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@animatic_lace1941 No heartbeat, no human brain, just an unhappy future with someone who can't afford them, or doesn't want them, or wouldn't survive their birth.
      I get moral and I know most women are extremely upset if they have to abort, but "pro life" is an evil movement.

    • @dragonshadow4145
      @dragonshadow4145 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@animatic_lace1941tbh I don’t know why they’re so fixated on heartbeat. It makes a lot more sense to measure the last time for abortion from the first time that it could survive birth. Having a heartbeat doesn’t mean a lot if you’re fine killing bugs or eating meat.

    • @animatic_lace1941
      @animatic_lace1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@lethfuil yeah thats one of the reasons i think we should just unban abortion. i'd rather not have a suffering child.

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    30:07 A 4-week "fetus" is 2mm big and called an embryo at that stage. No, they did not see it.
    Edit: ok I wrote this before watching the rest where they explain it lol.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Someone dropped their tampon in the loo and forgot to flush it perhaps?

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

    That woman who answered that dude asking why she didn't want to have kids, it was the best response.
    Don't try and justify your choice about yourself with your own body. Because you don't need to.
    Imagine if someone got that upset about a haircut or piercing.

    • @ashlingteirney7543
      @ashlingteirney7543 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Not to mention that its far worse to bring a kid into the world out of obligation rather than want. No matter how well you hide your feelings the kid is gonna know mom wanted to do things with her life and cant now because of them and making a kid grapple with that guilt is shitty.

    • @BlueSkyBirdies
      @BlueSkyBirdies หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Some people do get that upset over tattoos and piercings. They're called Conservative Christians.

  • @rainfuaxuan_
    @rainfuaxuan_ หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    This entire sub is:
    Breaking news: Women are capable of independent thought or action, and arent all just queans who must be controlled. please consult your local male authority figure for further guidance

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Men finding out about feminism(300bc colorized):

  • @Minedub76
    @Minedub76 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    “You like bad boys? I was so bad at being a boy I became a girl” - some random trans meme I saw a while ago

  • @fruityfox3282
    @fruityfox3282 หลายเดือนก่อน +314

    My Titi had passed from ovarian cancer this summer and she basically was my mother. The night my parents told me she wasn't going to make it I watched your videos again because it brought me comfort. Now I am crying in tears of joy because the videos I watch informed me that an ovarian cancer could be wiped out for good, all from the man who unknowingly comforted my tears. Thank you Click, for being there when I needed a pick me up no matter the kind of day.
    And for those who are battling cancer, have a loved one who is fighting, those who have rang the bell, and to those who lost a loved one. You are fighting a battle that some may never understand, but there will always be someone in the corner for you. If there isn't, I will because we all deserve a life on this planet.❤

    • @shasita3361
      @shasita3361 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Condolences. Cancer is awful.
      I lost my dad to cancer last year, and will lose my mom to it soon.

    • @fruityfox3282
      @fruityfox3282 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @shasita3361 Stay strong, I'm wishing you lots of love.

    • @invaderjill8054
      @invaderjill8054 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Sorry for your loss. Cancer is the real enemy we all share.

    • @akitokutikabanae7010
      @akitokutikabanae7010 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @williamsstephens
      @williamsstephens หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I lost my mother, father, and grandfather. Few were the families never touched by cancer when I was younger. My nephew is battling it now.

  • @Sior-person
    @Sior-person หลายเดือนก่อน +320

    2:46 SIMBA’S HUGE WHAT

    • @flyingprist
      @flyingprist หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      hey don't fatshame simba! /s
      He's lovable the way he is.

    • @Sior-person
      @Sior-person หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@flyingprist
      Oh trust me I love him in his entirety
      I was just a bit flabbergasted

    • @krbthewitch
      @krbthewitch หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      He's like if you Photoshop enlarged an average sized cat.

    • @katiepenney9667
      @katiepenney9667 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s a Maine coon! They’re huge beautiful cats

    • @iwannabeafishy
      @iwannabeafishy หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I saw him and instantly went BIG BOI! I LOVE HIM!

  • @eyallev
    @eyallev หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    (2:25)
    "you are selfish"
    and what's wrong with that?
    more over, wanting a kid is the epitome of selfishness. It's about YOU wanting a kid, the kid didn't ask to be born, and who's to say he would enjoy the kind of life that you have to offer? you bring a kid, because YOU want one; isn't that selfish too?
    her type of selfishness doesn't effect anyone else.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If anything, not wanting kids is far from selfish. You know you don't have what it takes to be a parent, you know it's not what you want in life, and you're not putting a child through a life where you can't be what they need

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    23:22 but… Animal Crossing… has a story?
    sure it’s as simple as “you’re new in town, make town look pretty while you pay off a house loan”, but there’s still story

    • @elking8373
      @elking8373 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Plus all the different villagers with different personalities and dialogues. It’s fun!

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, but it's more complex than joining one of two color-coded teams and killing the other team while yelling racial slurs into the mic, so these people don't realize it's there.

    • @williamsstephens
      @williamsstephens หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You've sparked my interest!

    • @Alex-f7v8z
      @Alex-f7v8z 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Far more story than the guys making these types of comments seem to want in their games, as well. Like, they seem FAR more concerned with boobs than storyline when it comes to their games, but animal crossing is bad because it "has no story" (read as: "is not filled with half naked women with massive honkers")

  • @SageAsuka
    @SageAsuka หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    Oof the gamer demographic one. Legit don't get why these people want to act superior and gatekeep their interests, especially when a lot of the coolest fanart is done by women in fandom. Also the fact that women also design hot ladies for videogames all the time (Bayonetta). The look of the women all depends on the style and story of the game in question.
    ...also owning 1000 unplayed games in your steam library doesn't make you a true gamer, join the rest of us with poor impulse control during their sales lol

    • @stephanybrown3226
      @stephanybrown3226 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      It makes me laugh dudes I played Quake (fps game) when I was 7ish lmao 😂
      Quake, Fate, Amnesia , Alien Isolation, Legend of Zelda games, pokemon, Fire Emblem, Nintendogs, Guild Wars 2, various Monster Hunter games, Ark Survival Evolved etc . These incels gotta stop trying to cope.

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gatekeeping against women in general? lame, dumb
      Gatekeeping in general, however, is necessary.
      Without proper gatekeeping, you end up with people who demand anime change to be less sexual and violent, thinking it's meant for kids. You end up with games like Dustborn and Dragon Age: Veilguard.
      You get people who don't belong walking in and demanding everything change, and because they're loud, and companies only listen to where they think money might go (loud people), it destroys what the original people loved about it.

  • @loreoflilytu
    @loreoflilytu หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I went on a date with a guy who had a loading screen look to his face when I told him I didn’t want to have kids.
    Then he proceeded to tell me that I don’t have a choice in that matter. And I scoffed at him before asking what he meant. He then told me how as a woman, I had that parts and that it was my responsibility to have children. That men don’t have the necessary parts to make the children, women do, and therefore women must have children. Otherwise the women will have no purpose in the world.
    I then asked him since men don’t have the parts to “make the children” what were their purpose then?
    And he told me a man’s purpose was to provide the women with the source of the children. To which I followed with, “ok but after that the men really aren’t needed any further, what is their purpose afterwards? What do the men do for the women?” And his answer was, “well they don’t do anything, the women are responsible for the men and the children.”
    When I told him I respectfully disagreed to his “logic” and that I don’t want children he told me I was selfish. I’m sorry Mr “I’m a man and I don’t believe in having any responsibilities ever in life” how am I being selfish?

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I thought the man's traditional purpose was to provide for his wife and children -?

  • @leiradelorea29
    @leiradelorea29 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    14:01 Click, you would be surprised to learn that men used to say our uterus would fall off if we ran. There are two amazing women who participated in wiping out this idea by running the marathon of Boston, Katherine Switzer and Bobbi Gibb. Their stories are really cool and sometimes absurd (like the director of the race trying to remove the number in Katherine's back in the middle of it). You should search about them

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And riding a bike!

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget the concern over female passengers on trains, since at a speed of 50 mph their untethered wombs would simply go flying out of their bodies. Xd

    • @illbehonestidontreallyunde547
      @illbehonestidontreallyunde547 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That was also the logic for trains, they thought if a woman accelerated to more than 50 mph itd fly out of them

  • @gamerz1172
    @gamerz1172 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    20:37, The real kicker is if they get to the point where robot GFs can replicate that kind of experience, either the incels or the robot GFs are giong to want nothing to do with the other

  • @ryuksdeathnote9814
    @ryuksdeathnote9814 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    If my boyfriend doesn't propose to me with a huge medieval claymore, I'm not marrying him

  • @Moon_x_sun
    @Moon_x_sun หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    6:52 simba doesnt stand for misogyny!!!

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was just about to say the same thing!

  • @tylercrockett7273
    @tylercrockett7273 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    1:13 Evidently there actually was a viking tradition where they sometimes had what were effectively engagement swords. They were heirlooms passed down through the generations, and the groom would give his to the wife to represent him entrusting her with his lineage, and the bride would give the groom a sword as well I think. Basically represented the two families coming together in mutual protection.

    • @PamperedDuchess
      @PamperedDuchess หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Yep. That's true. The heirloom sword was for her to show her dedication to the family as well as her having a weapon to protect the family should he be called to war or a raid. The new sword she gives him was to remind him he wasn't his father or grandfather and to give the best equipment possible should the Jarl call him.
      There's also the tradition that the bride gets a cat.

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@PamperedDuchess was the cat one because of Freya and her cat pulled chariot?

    • @PamperedDuchess
      @PamperedDuchess หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@blackjackdaw7865 Yep, Freyja (warrior goddess representing femininity and marriage). She's all about the cats.

    • @aqueeniecorner
      @aqueeniecorner หลายเดือนก่อน

      “… and the bride would give the groom a sword as well…” see now, that’s what I like to hear!!! women with swords!!!

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@PamperedDuchess huh, weird that they didn't share any of those cool traditions when they met up with us in italy or andalusia

  • @kalinaribic6383
    @kalinaribic6383 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Man: So, what's your body count? Me: Why do you care?! Are you a police officer or a detective?! Mind your own business!

  • @padmeamidala6850
    @padmeamidala6850 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    37:17 Polygamy is an umbrella term for the practice of marrying multiple people. When one man takes multiple wives, it's polygyny, and when one woman takes multiple husbands, it's polyandry. Other cases are typically referred to as group marriage. (In some definitions, it doesn't have to describe marriage. You can have martial, social, and sexual polygamy)

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      When it's not about marriage, the term is supposed to be polyamory, but monogamy is used so often to talk about relationships in that people also do it for polygamy.

    • @LoremIpsum-dp1li
      @LoremIpsum-dp1li หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@lulolie Yeah, how did monogamy become used for non-marriage relationships instead of monamory?

    • @padmeamidala6850
      @padmeamidala6850 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@lulolie oh, sorry! I was just reading Wikipedia, sorry if I said something inaccurate
      :(

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      While you are correct if we're looking at the technical definitions, in practice, polygamy is almost always one man with many wives and it's strongly connected to extreme religion and misogyny and subjugation of women.

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@AnnekeOosterink Given certain other actions he took, I'm gonna give a pass on the gigachad of Xenoblade taking part in it

  • @thegenericviewer7439
    @thegenericviewer7439 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    7:26 THIS IS SO REAL IT HURTS. I’m a girl and I am so afraid to play online video games because if I’m bad the guys are just gonna use me to justify their bias that all girls are bad at video games😭

    • @TheRealAmadeusMozart
      @TheRealAmadeusMozart หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      To be fair, said guys are probably also terrible at games and are just projecting their insecurities. From experience, they may be decent but their attitude towards video games would end up making them play worse if they can't keep their anger in check. Practice sportsmanship if you're a competitive player, otherwise shut the fuck up over if a casual gamer is playing badly. They're not the ones who are trying to piss their pants over losing a match.

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Statistically, guys who are bad at video games are more likely to blame a girl in their team if the team loses than guys who are good at the game. Skilled gamers have the experience and intelligence to understand that sometimes the other side wins and that's okay.
      Have you considered a voice-altering audio app? I've never done this myself because I don't play multiplayer games except in closed groups, but I've heard it's really good for giving yourself a masc-sounding voice and thus dodging the incels. Of course they'll still tell you how much they hate women, but it won't be hate directed at you personally.

    • @deriko11d
      @deriko11d หลายเดือนก่อน

      when i played some pvp game on minercaft i started to not care abt people referring to me with him because this lol. plus i wasnt gonna grow to care because gender is bushtit anyways

    • @bagredecartola1289
      @bagredecartola1289 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Just rest assured that they are worst than you and mute them

    • @thequagiestsire
      @thequagiestsire หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This is why I just don’t use VCs unless it’s with close friends, it’s too much of a gamble to take for no real benefit

  • @howdidyoufind_me
    @howdidyoufind_me หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:47!! There's a song I know when it comes to the pain of realizing they were never a friend but pretending to care for your bod.
    It's called "you wanted more" by violent vira. Love it!!

  • @alostkoi
    @alostkoi หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    The funny thing about sex bots is them truly believing no-one would consider making male sex bots. Capitalism wouldn't ignore such an open market.

    • @betterlivingthruchemistry
      @betterlivingthruchemistry หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      My question is are these “I’ll get a sexbot” guys willing to clean it out after “use”?

    • @wartgin
      @wartgin หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee.

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink หลายเดือนก่อน

      They don't consider women to be people, and plenty of them actively want to reduce women's rights, so they don't consider women at all, let alone the fact that women are in fact human beings, with autonomy, who might buy things like robots.

    • @galuxius1861
      @galuxius1861 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Women will be replaced by sex robots" Pretty sure a lot of stuff will be replaced by robots when that time comes. They're acting as if sex dolls aren't already a thing

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@betterlivingthruchemistry I did NOT need that image in my head. 🤢

  • @anubianthe1335
    @anubianthe1335 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    If its rage bait or not: this is known as Poe's law. Poe's law is satire so good its impossible to tell of the person genuinely belives a take or not

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yep, and given some of the absolutely insane takes people actually believe in it's extra hard to tell.

    • @nicjoy4407
      @nicjoy4407 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Honestly half the time that something is "rage bait" the person actually does believe it to some extent but just not publicly. Most people that do rage bait are just looking for attention, and really just a waste of your time, whether they genuinely think what they say or don't.

    • @uhm9469
      @uhm9469 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it's such a shame because.....their audiences are still taking in their messages and feeling validated in there damaging opinions by what might be discreet rage bait😬

  • @miri-r6b
    @miri-r6b หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    dude, the how much do you weigh question was GREAT
    the tweet: 126lbs
    obese
    me as a german: idk, that does not sound like it is too little…
    the click: for the fellow europeans that is like 60kg
    me: WTF?!

  • @cristinaborch4759
    @cristinaborch4759 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    21:52 When you said "Adult movies" My mind instantly went to my parents watching crime mystery movies, while i was too young and couldnt understand english.

    • @funnymannotfunny
      @funnymannotfunny หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      YES MY MIND WENT TO MURDER MYSTERIES MY PARENTS ALWAYS WATCHED THOSE

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Between all the noises and screams in some movies one could easily become confused which kind of adult movie it is :)

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 No, that would be watching women’s tennis.

  • @kneeribbit8003
    @kneeribbit8003 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    my high school had a fetus in a jar! the things science teachers were able to just buy back in the day were crazy lmaoo

    • @enderking5220
      @enderking5220 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Heck, now I'm curios if skulls unlimited has such for sale....

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      My high school science teacher had a bear's baculum bone.
      He LOVED barging into classrooms full of freshmen at the beginning of a school year and quizzing the students to guess which part of the body the bone came from.
      I love crazy science teachers.

    • @ShanRenxin
      @ShanRenxin หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's kind of where my mind went too in that post. I kept thinking it's going to turn out to be a pig fetus that got stolen from the science lab!

    • @Caninecancersucksrocks
      @Caninecancersucksrocks หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed! 💯 I’m early Gen X & my HS biology teacher had a human fetus as well as an actual human skeleton, as well as the normal pig fetus, etc etc.
      We didn’t even blink at it - it was pretty common back then, gotta admit. Weird but true.
      We also had co-ed sex ed. There may have been much elbowing, blushing & giggling, but at least my generation know how many holes cis females have and where/what a clitoris is, how menstruation works, etc etc as well as girls who understood male anatomy as well, not to mention birth control and how it’s up to BOTH to take responsibility for protecting themselves against infection & disease - we were the first generation in my small town that were taught that sex not only can “ruin” your plans with an unplanned pregnancy, but actually KILL you.

    • @lachouette_et_le_phoque
      @lachouette_et_le_phoque หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yeah, mine had a real human skeleton. Our teacher said that back when they purchased it, artificial models weren't really available yet so this was just some person's skeletal remains from India. She was so non-plussed about it and we were all completely baffled. Honestly, I think the remains ought to be buried, since there's a good chance the person never consented to this use of their remains.

  • @minai_ren_taraa
    @minai_ren_taraa หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "for you I don't think you have a prefrontal cortex at all" is the sickest burn I have ever heard and I nearly choked on my coffee

  • @macvictok6322
    @macvictok6322 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    „It’s over for you ladies“ thank god, you just took away the worst part of having a child

  • @KamiJ-xx6qm
    @KamiJ-xx6qm หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    "Fathers don't usually die in childbirth" - yeah, that's just cause the mothers are more-less immobilized during the event

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    14:50 Where would the egg come from, though? Who would give the other half of the DNA??

  • @stfinalwrath
    @stfinalwrath หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    Click: "Why aren't you a more grateful creature?!?!"
    r/NotHowCatsWork
    🤣

  • @heatraizer666
    @heatraizer666 หลายเดือนก่อน +285

    "You smell absolutely FEMALE today, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise"
    Me, recently discovered I'm genderfluid: "Thanks Click"

    • @January_Silence
      @January_Silence หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      As a trans woman, that also made me feel really nice 😊🥰💖💗💓💞🏳️‍⚧️

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same

    • @fightingasnail
      @fightingasnail หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm a transman 😞✊

    • @The_Praetorian
      @The_Praetorian หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As a femboy I was validated

    • @willw6504
      @willw6504 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@January_Silence Same and same. It's good to be a Click fan.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    21:38 That character is a CSA victim, for the record. She was also originally going to be a minor but Angela in the original "looked and sounded older" so they bumped her up to be nineteen. So basically they're complaining that they can't fap to a CSA victim who was going to be a teenage girl when you meet her.

  • @DrIgnacious
    @DrIgnacious หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    30:19 wouldnt a 4 week old "fetus" still be a blastocyst? I dont think it would be large enough to see at a cursory glance.

    • @karine-v
      @karine-v หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was about to say something along those lines.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr. Then again this "story" was probably made up by someone who thinks zygote and blastocyst are made up words, and that embryos have a functional fully formed heart at 6 weeks.

    • @isaiasaguirre342
      @isaiasaguirre342 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Same thing I was thinking

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yep, get out your microscopes folks, there's a 4-week-old "foetus" here somewhere

  • @Falc0nFight3r
    @Falc0nFight3r หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    On the women gamers post... My twin sister and I love playing Borderlands together, and she also played Skyrim a lot, and we both also still play Minecraft.
    Gaming isn't for one gender, age, or anything of the like. It's for anyone who can pick up a controller, use a mouse and keyboard, or whatever input device you may be using. Play whatever games you like, play whatever you like, and play it how you like.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Incels gatekeeping gaming is just proof of how bad at gaming they actually are. Secure people don't try to cast shade on others.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if only people knew this, but apparently theres thousands of dumbasses

  • @LinnaeaIdesta-q5t
    @LinnaeaIdesta-q5t หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That is how me and my girlfriend will get married! I propose to her with a sword then she proposes to me! Then instead of having a first dance as a couple, we will have a fencing match! (We want a medieval fantasy themed wedding)

  • @MeadowSongs
    @MeadowSongs หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    “No, Timmy, we have science at home.” Reminds me of being home schooled, taught about creationism, and told evolution was a lie.

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was also homeschooled and I had an extremely good education as the schools also had to monitor our progress by law. This was the only thing that my parents would teach us as they were (still are) very strict Christians. But at least everything else totally outweighed that. Thankfully I wasn't isolated either and was around my peers a lot, unlike so many poor homeschooled kids from religious families!

  • @catluvr2
    @catluvr2 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Thank you for that gender-affirming message at the beginning.
    I was called "big guy" yesterday, and I hated it. I wanted to ask him if he called his waitresses "big guy" (he owns a restaurant), but I held my tongue.
    Apparently if I hold my tongue in situations like that, I get a 200% stat boost in "sassy walk"

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I'll trade you the "big guy" for all the "ma'am's" I get called almost daily at my job. Like I know I don't really pass as male yet, but it still kicks me in the feelings.

    • @julsdemers4740
      @julsdemers4740 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ...how far can we boost the "sassy walk" stat? we must find out now! (also im so sorry you got called "big guy" when it was seemingly not something you wanted to be called or enjoyed, that person needs to be more respectful, i was always of the impression "big guy" was only something you called someone when close enough to make it a joke, or shittily flirting with them honestly 😅 never heard it used in any other situations)

    • @1cool
      @1cool หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      pony pfp +999

  • @matthiasasmr3100
    @matthiasasmr3100 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    34:14 NO TAKE OUT?! That sounds like a miserable existence!

  • @thesunisdark1
    @thesunisdark1 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

    Simba is so majectic, not to be dramatic but I would die for him😔

  • @Acide950
    @Acide950 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    I don't think the people whining about the friendzone actually care much about the person though... I get that it sucks to not have your feeling be returned.
    But if you cared about the person, you would not act like someone withheld the sex you were "owed" for being friendly.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yep, especially given that some men think they can be "friend zoned" by you within 2 minutes of meeting you. Like dude, you were nice to me for a whole minute, that does not buy your way into my pants, also are you gay cause I'm not a woman.

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah, the whole point of the "friendzone" concept is that the guy was never trying or wanting to be friends at all.

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you like someone, you want to be friends with them. Anything romantic or sexual isn't going to work long term unless you're friends first, so why would you not want to be friends with someone?

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink หลายเดือนก่อน

      @tealkerberus748 they don't want a partnership. They want s3x. There are so many guys who clearly don't like women at all. They don't want friendship with a woman, they don't think of women as fully realised human beings at all.

  • @ZestyBuffaloSauce
    @ZestyBuffaloSauce วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    THE CATTO!
    I've never seen the cliccy's floof ball, I'm glad I did. Such a good kitteh.

  • @butterchicken83
    @butterchicken83 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Simba is way too adorable. We want a cat cam!

  • @M_M_ODonnell
    @M_M_ODonnell หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    You can tell a lot about people by what they want to escape from in their escapism. Usually things like powerlessness and the need to poop are on the list. For some of us, getting away from sexism/racism/homophobia/transphobia/classism/etc. (or at least having the power to do something about it within a narrative) can be a part of the escapism. For certain types who consider themselves True Gamers, "escapism" means being free from the _targets_ of those -isms in any form but as objects.

  • @catdownthestreet
    @catdownthestreet หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I recently introduced my dad to your videos, and now he insists on putting them on every time we go out to work for Uber Eats. Safe to say he likes your channel a lot even though he usually hates reaction channels

  • @child_of_madnessgaming667
    @child_of_madnessgaming667 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    15:20 I think the way they think, is that the idea of the female-shaped robot giving birth is that, the robot takes care of the baby afterward so dude can go out and do whatever, leave all the parenting to the robot and the "discipline" is the dudes job. Just a theory, judging from the generation that often spouts this nonsense, and how many of them were absent fathers, it makes sense to me. I could just be reading too much into it, I could be reaching, idk, but that's my theory.

    • @vadym-beep1241
      @vadym-beep1241 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "discipline" is code for abuse

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, have AI raise your son, that’ll turn him into a functional adult

  • @MayIdienow
    @MayIdienow หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    I don't like engagement rings. It just feels very wrong to buy something that's so expensive if there's a chance of them saying no. I also wouldn't like being proposed to in that way because they spent all this money on a ring. What am I supposed to do, say no? I like the idea of just sitting on the couch and going: "Yo wanna get married" My family doesn't like my opinions.

    • @tana_ani
      @tana_ani หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I like that idea too. Engagement rings and traditional wedding ceremony feels uncomfortable, like... way too overblown and pompous?
      I think the wedding can be done in cute and fun ways though (there are options like a fantasy-style wedding etc.), but the super expensive rings part...
      But I dunno, on the other hand the moment of proposal could be really special and precious. I guess proposing in an unexpected and romantic way can be alright if the partners discussed the topic of marriage recently and if both expressed they want to get married and see future with each other?
      (So basically that sitting-on-a-couch casual proposal would still be kinda done, just not so directly)
      And for rings I think I'd personally kinda appreciate some original cute and personal design (something more of a custom-made expensive than pretty-gem expensive), but I still feel divided on these topics and think about them from time to time
      Edit: I think I dislike the religious part of weddings though. That one seems unnecessary and wrong to do if I don't even believe in any god

    • @loiracitr
      @loiracitr หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That pretty much depends on the person you'll fell in love with. Some people are more practical than romantic and would prefer being asked on a couch. Someone else may love the proposal on their knees, but not with a ring. Most women I know don't really care how much does the ring costs to be fair. That said, the best option is to ask the question when you know the answer already

    • @sylvirgiomanach1491
      @sylvirgiomanach1491 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Rings don't have to be expensive. My husband got mine for $30 because it was on sale for half off. (Man knows me *so* well 🤣) Green Baltic amber cabochon, silver band. He said he picked the stone because it matched my eyes, the cut/setting so it wouldn't snag on fabric at work, and silver because he remembered me saying how much I hate the way gold looks against my skin.
      The ring should be a reflection of you and your relationship. It should *mean* more than it *costs.* 🥰 If all the ring stands for is how much money the other person spent, there are sooooooo many other things to spend money on instead.

    • @MayIdienow
      @MayIdienow หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@sylvirgiomanach1491 oh damn that's cool

    • @deathsecretary2055
      @deathsecretary2055 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@sylvirgiomanach1491 I agree that an engagement ring should be personal. The ring I got my wife has a stone that matches her eyes.

  • @AdelineTheNerdyMouse
    @AdelineTheNerdyMouse หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The cat appearing is adorable! That's actually wholesome!!!

  • @molybdomancer195
    @molybdomancer195 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    10:38 when I was a churchgoer the pastor DID announce “mother and baby and *heh heh* father are doing well”. The slight pause and guffaw used to grate on me as like that other person said, babies sadly die in childbirth often and even maternal deaths are far from unknown. Childbirth is not dangerous for the father.

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Death during pregnancy, childbirth, and immediately after from consequences of childbirth, used to be the most common cause of death for women of child-bearing age. It's still a major cause of death in primitive countries where modern health care isn't readily accessible to all pregnant persons.
      And babies are eve more fragile, especially if you don't have good hygiene, don't have good support for breastfeeding, and don't have NICU for babies with special needs.
      But yeah. Only one person is putting their life on the line to bring that baby into this world, and unless the gestational parent is a trans man, the person risking their life isn't the father.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tealkerberus748 Primitive countries like the US.

  • @jenniferproctor439
    @jenniferproctor439 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    In most states in the US, a 60 lbs person still has to ride in a booster seat in the car. 80 lbs in a few states.

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That is NOT true. There are other criteria that is looked at, including the ages of the people. A lot of these are just guidelines, not laws when the kid is after a certain age. Where I live, if a kid is 5 years old, even if they are under 60lbs, they aren't required to be in a car seat.
      Adults with dwarfism can be in those weight and height ranges but they are not required to be in a car seat or booster. Source: myself and many other adults with dwarfism that I know...

    • @hollyjollyxmas
      @hollyjollyxmas หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think they were just trying to illustrate the ridiculousness of assuming any large majority of adult women weighed that little

  • @hayhay4774
    @hayhay4774 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fun fact of the day about women: Victorian women used to carry around hammers in their purses to protect themselves and ward off predatory men. They didn’t exactly have pepper spray

  • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
    @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    *OH MY HOLY BAST! THE MAJESTIC CAT! HE’S THE GOODEST BOY!*

  • @Zazabazaa
    @Zazabazaa หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I hate it when people selfish for not wanting to be parents. Being a parent is not some selfless title right off the bat.
    You may do things as a parent that are selfless, but at the end of the day, bringing a child into the world is born out of a selfish desire to continue your blood like, and your job for the next 18 years, minimum, is to make sure that the child that never consented to being brought to life doesn't regret your decision.
    If anything, deciding you don't want children is very responsible. That means you've assessed that your current mindset and/or position in life is not one where you'd be happy having a child in and so you're not going to bring a child into a world where they aren't wanted.
    Too many parents have attempted to follow what they're told is the dream, and then treat their children like shit for not fixing their lives and/or marriage. Don't be irresponsible. Make sure you're having children because you know you'll do your best to give them all the love and parenting they need from you, and not because some jackasses told you to.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So true. I'm aware I'm not cut out for motherhood and am okay with that. I won't subject a child to a life where I can't give them what they need and can't be the parent I'm not. My family will grow one way or another; I'm one of three and my siblings will carry on our bloodline.

  • @jamiet0027
    @jamiet0027 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    40:08 “Don’t do any of these things” - unless it’s actually sending pictures of ducks. 🦆
    Send alllllll the ducks 🦆🦆🦆

  • @tedcoop4392
    @tedcoop4392 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Around 4:45 to 4:50 -- "nice" is an act, "kind" is a behavior, "good" is a result. Nice guys *should* finish last, behind kind people who do good.

    • @tolotos95
      @tolotos95 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tedcoop4392 There's a nice German saying: "Nett ist die kleine Schwester von Schei*e" (=> "Nice is the little sister of shitty")

    • @RenTheWren
      @RenTheWren หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mm, current meaning of nice I think is how others see you, while kind is also very much your own intention in the interaction

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean. Any guy who describes himself as "nice" is invariably a NiceGuy(tm) and not even in the same universe as niceness.

  • @angelbane2677
    @angelbane2677 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    2:57 - I love your collab buddy! Simba is sooo fluffy! And I also have a cat who needs insulin. Her name is Lily! She is a Linx Point (cross between tabby and color point markings)

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    27:44 Reminds me of the guy who I had known for like a week whom I went out with on what I thought was a friendly bar trip who started talking about the things he expected from a girl, and I realised eventually he was meaning me and as some kind of No Strings Attached, and I said "Oh, but I already told you I'm not interested" (he assumed me saying I'm not looking for a relationship with anyone meant I was signalling I wanted a regular hook up with him, evidently miscommunication).
    Dude starts guilt tripping me about how he COULD have hung out with his ex tonight who finally reached out to him but he chose to hang out with me instead (?!) and also said "I don't understand, you're the 9th girl I've asked out, why do they all say no?" 🙄
    Oh and he started talking about wh*te supr*macist sh*t (we're both wh*te) though I was too dumb to understand what he was going on about and that it was also replacement theory stuff - this was back in 2012. I just found it really weird he wanted to "preserve his red haired genes" through his future children and thought the "wh*te race" was dying out as if it was a problem if nobody ended up whte in future. (Dumbass probably thought my obviously-dyed almost magenta hair was my natural red).
    Naive me just found myself correcting his weird understandings of biology and saying actually genetic diversity is healthy as this was my first experience talking to someone with these beliefs.
    At some point I'd mentioned that my ex was Korean anf he said "yeah, they like our women" which now I'd be like WTF but back then I was just so confused at how he thought there was a subset of women who _belonged_ to him or to wh*te men.
    Anyway yeah I think if this hadn't been my first time even conceiving of someone having these views and I'd not been so naive and confused.
    Nowadays I have better boundaries and awareness and would have just called the dude out for his r*cism, shown some actual articles I keep for such occasions and left quickly. Yikes.
    This was at university, and I did go to an all-girls party that same year though (specifically stated because the women were sick of men lol) and someone else talked about him and I ended up telling them all about him and how he'd spoken (including to me), also having organised my thoughts enough to make the connection of "n*zi" 😂.
    So I'm happy in the knowledge that plenty of women were warned off him and his weird wh*te supr*macism and entitlement.

  • @lucialma
    @lucialma หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    9:21 are we gonna talk about how she’s getting ovarian cancer confused with cervical cancer? Ovarian cancer is completely unrelated to your sexual history.
    Either way it’s a garbage take but she doesn’t even know what she’s talking about

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even cervical cancer is unrelated to your Naughties History.
      Viruses. Don't. Care. And HPV is commonplace in the environment.