a man was happy and healthy, with a good paying job and a vegan family that ate from the food grown in their own backyard. this is how they contracted aids and all died.
I’m honestly impressed that this dude was able to drink two gallons of anything in such a short time period. I’d be pissing like a racehorse, and I wouldn’t have the time to study.
moneyocracy yes watch too much youtube and you’ll be straining your eyes. And most likely you’ll be sitting, therefore if you don’t get up you’ll die of thirst.
Half the time the videos don't mention much after 'a recovery'. Most of the video is about multiple organ failure and suddenly weeks or days after the person get's discharged and I am wondering about their quality of life after almost dying. I wish they added some more information.
Professor: Did he have a doctors note. BB: Better, I was the subject of ChubbyEmu. Professor: So, you expect me to accept this as the new normal? BB: *meekly shows the ER bill and evaluation. Professor: *looking up from his cell phone, arches his eyebrow at the papers after a cursory glance. Make sure that there isn't a next time.
I used to joke about my headaches and agitation being withdrawal symptoms bc I hadn’t had coffee that day but watching this vid made me realize just how dependent I’ve become on coffee. It’s not just illegal drugs that can cause addiction
@@DILFDylF A lot (maybe even most) of people are unable even to smoke just occasionally. it's either full addiction or not smoking at all. So, I would be careful with that statement.
@@devalue7064 That doesn't sound like "proper use" to me. I could go down a laundry list of things that are fatal if used improperly, and we don't make them illegal. Personal responsibility 😁
2 gallons of coffee in 2 hours = bad. 2 Gallons of coffee over 24 to 48 hours = my normal day at home. I know... I'm an addict. And yes, I have pissed urine that had the odor of coffee... but it was still bright yellowish. So whatever gives coffee is wonderful aroma... it goes to the bladder.
@@jmitterii2 surely you've built a dependancy and so aren't getting it's benefits, and perhaps it's costing you heaps of money. I highly recommend trying to get rid of your addiction by slowly reducing the amount you have. Perhaps every 3 days have 5% less of what you normally would? If you are going to try this, don't go cold turkey (instantly stopping altogether) since that's dangerous - but slow and gradual progress is good
My son went to the gym for the first time. That evening, he told me his urine was dark. I knew to rush him to the hospital. His urine was the colour of cola! The doctors said he had the most spectacular vase of rabdo they had ever seen. Thankfully, because we got him medical care quickly, there was no permanent damage to the kidneys.
@swl9104 I have no idea. All I know is he was doing the same weights as his friend who went to the gym regularly. The gym had an open day to celebrate the wedding of Harry and Meghan, so anyone could walk in off the street and work out without an induction. It maybe wasn't the smartest thing to do.
@@anhedonia420 bubba, exactly my man, that´s what I wrote in my comment. How the FCK could anybody drink that amount of coffee? Even if he was looking for a coffein-rush, there are coffein-tabs or coffein-powder ... but yeah, a bit of amph or methyphenidat would work better.
@@a.deadgirl I dunno, I'm more of a function over form guy myself, so what someone or something looks like isn't as relevant as what someone or something operates like. So, that my physician at the hospital having body builder muscles wasn't of relevance to me, that she had a clue how to keep the treatment team of cardiologist, pneumonologist and endocrinologist working together to get me breathing well again was the priority, not hair style or lifting technique (actually, the muscle build is more of an orthopedic surgeon's build). Went in breathing around 60 breaths per minute, due to mild pneumonia, left stable, breathing room air comfortably and while still dropping weight, now I'm dropping about a pound per week, rather than ten pounds per week and that'll taper off as the thyroid is wrangled the rest of the way under control. Just as well from my seat, as I dealt with plumbing, structural and infectious diseases in my military career, dealing with things that aren't plumbing was and remains well above my pay grade.
Anything that "overdrives" your metabolism is scary as shit, as the body will decompose itself in order to attend your "requests" Search for "long sleep deprivation" for example.
Sublimed Clamp sometimes he changes the story, or uses a medical story used to teach other doctors that changed the original story. Case and point: the woman who drank three gallons of water actually died, and the radio station was sued for $16m
I suffer from rhabdomyolisys. Let me tell you, my urine day one looks like a fine red wine. I can't move, can't breathe properly. I am in a state of pure paralysis when it occurs. Funnily enough, I am actually out of the hospital 1 day and watching this video. Shit is more painful than breaking bones. I pray to God none of you have to go through this torture. Edit: Unfortunately it is a genetic disease and I have no possible cure other than tolerance to stress on my muscles.
Hi Chubby! LOL! I cannot tell you how much I enjoy your videos. I worked in general surgery with 4 surgeons. I love your basic lay mans terms, even though I know them, you make it more fun to learn!! My only biff, is that I need to watch MORE of your videos...but I have watched everything already. I went through chemo and am surviving pancreatic cancer!!! So thank you for the educational entertainment...I love your friends, the actors, they are awesome!!
If there’s a few things I’ve learned from these videos it’s... Don’t overdose on coffee, alcohol, cough syrup, pepto bismol, Benadryl or even water Hypo meaning low Emia meaning presence in blood Edit:1.5k!?!!??! Tysm
Caffeine withdrawal is one of the worst experiences I've ever had. It was brutal. I'm glad I went through it, though, because I've had a lot more control over that addiction since then.
i have friends in med school and honestly i feel like those ppl are the ones who care the least about their own health... like they skip meals often and always pulls all nighters edit. YES IK ITS BC OF STUDIES OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE NO CHOICE im jst saying those things arent good habits on the long term
I am med student and I try to be the healthiest I can. I try to have home cooked meals and to exercise regularly but sometimes I'm just short of time or too exhausted. We're people too afterall.
im in medical school too, funny because 2 hours before this was uploaded i passed a biochemistry exam by pulling an all nighter and drinking way too much coffee
Fecal Slug 🐌 I heard Inc you get into medical school, it’s actually hard to not make it thru Meaning, yes you have to study but tests are curved enormously, etc. any truth to this?
"haha lol i'm peeing coffee" me: well that's pretty funny "actually his muscles were breaking down and he was peeing them out" me: good lord how terrifying
As someone who has a very strong reaction to caffeine the idea that anyone could ever drink more than one cup in a day without vomiting, let alone two gallons in just a few hours, ties my brain into a knot
Gee, I drink a pot a day, and I've done that for most of my adult life. Almost nothing happens until I slurp down at least 3 cups of coffee, and I can't imagine how anyone can function without it. LOL.
there's no way he didn't mess up his kidneys and he'll most likely have kidney issues that get worse with age. I know exactly how it feels to make terrible decisions that have permanent effects on your health and even the course of your life. It's hard to think about
@@spongebobislyfe5906 Yes, exactly what I heard too. Manic or deranged music because the guy was becoming deranged. The music made me uncomfortable, very suitable, I thought.
@@TealeafRogers Usually tense, serious, or sad music happens when bad things are occurring. Happy music is usually played for happy things. So the joke is that ChubbyEmu chose happy music, instead of serious music, because that person dying was something to be happy about.
What does the 12 mean on my coffee pot? Because that is how much I drink to get started everyday. I have often drunk 2 or 3 pots of coffee in an afternoon.
I'm going to be totally honest, I am so high rn and the Disclaimer at 6:40 helped me avoid freaking out. You are so very thoughtful, thank you sincerely :)
"A man ate 100 pizza pockets in one night. Here's how his heart stopped." He was rushed to the ER with Hyperpizzemia. Hyper - meaning high Pizze - meaning pizza pocket Emia - meaning presence in blood. He had high pizza pocket presence in blood.
I'm seeing a pattern with these videos- "His mother found him...". How many of these people would have never made it to the hospital if someone had not found them?
This is how bodies can be found in homes months to years after expiring. Someone gets into a critical state and has nobody around and nobody in the area contacts them regularly either.
@@ikilledthemoon That's because the list of possible elements that are both present naturally in our bodies and affected by daily activities like consumption or exercise, isn't all that long. You'll also notice that you see the same organs come back in these videos because there's only so many things these organs do. It's not like we have the entire periodic table in our bodies, the vast majority of what we have are organic compounds, minerals and salts, and some trace elements like metals. When people do something extreme, the natural processes gets distorted, so the common compounds in our bodies are affected, and the organs which deal with those compounds are affected. These people weren't deficient before they did something they shouldn't have, the deficiency is caused by the natural processes going haywire.
Thanks for that, after watching the video I was under the impression it was a fine amount of coffee to drink, glad your comment was here to set me straight!
Hahaha, right? I just had my 3rd large cup (about 1,2 liters) and I was super worried... BUT: I brew a pretty light coffee, I only have about 4 cups a day usually AND I stop drinking coffee around 2 pm for better sleep... I think I am okay.
@@anukabeysinghe6593 I know. During the whole video my brain had automatically converted it to litres, and I kept thinking how this can't be right! What about people who drink energy drinks? What about when I cram for exams - I drink that much! Haha. The world is never going to revert to Imperial so I wish America would just get with the program and get on with moving to metric. I mean, they do everything scientific in metric already.
Okay Wolfie, this is NOT necessarily IRONIC, a term that is way overused, very often incorrectly. If the kid positively knew that overconsuming coffee was potentially dangerous, yet kept on doing so, then that course of action would constitute IRONY. ··· What occurred could be described as 'counterintuitive' or 'perverse' or 'paradoxical' or a bunch of other things, but (in my book) I would never use 'ironic', unless I knew more. ··· For me, coffee is just JITTER JUICE. BUDAPEST 2021 FEBRUARY 18 3.8 PM
I used to consume 1300-1500mg of caffeine per day in order to keep withdrawal at bay. I had to chug six espresso shots of freshly ground Death Wish coffee in order to feel any kind of sensation from it. I was literally flirting with overdosing from caffeine on a daily basis.
This actually is very sad to me because academic life creates such a psychological pressure in our minds that we do absurd things to pass our finals or finish important assignments. I remember one time I had a really important test in the next morning, so because I wanted to be extra prepared I didn't stop studying when night time came. I decided to stay awake as long as I could to keep studying and writing small notes in paper to make me memorize the contents. Because I was getting sleepy I made some black strong coffee to give more energy. My mug isn't a small mug, it's 500ml. I drank two mugs of coffee that night. This is nowhere near what happened in this video, but I remember when I stopped and laid in my bed to sleep (at 4am and needed to wake up at 6am) I couldn't. I was a little shaky and as much as I forced myself to keep my eyes closed to try to rest, there was not way. I did not sleep that night, just stayed rolling in my sheets and then my alarm clock rang. This is something I'll never do again.
I feel you, I did that the first two year of uni, then I learned that I am more performant if I sleep prior to an exam. It is also the midterm period, good luck if you have any !
@@LenHarms I did great! But because I didn't sleep at night the rest of that day after the test was lost, I was simply too tired after the effect of caffeine went away. Slept while in class and slept more after heading home. Today, it doesn't matter how much I feel the need to study or finish an assignment, I will not neglect sleep.
What's really bad is that this guy was doing pre reqs for medical school, right? He thinks peeing brown is just coffee and therefore ok... maybe he should rethink his career field
So I’m taking medical terminology rn as part of my health Information Technology degree and you help me sooo much !!! I actually listen n learn when you speak ❤❤❤❤❤ thank you 🙏
On a real note, most people don’t even drink 4 liters of water in a day, to drink 7.5 liters of caffeine, is just something I as a non American will never understand
@@Flyingferrets5 well coffee and tea aren't really similar in my opinion
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Same for me as well. During a well hydrated day I drink at most ~3 liters of various liquids combined, so 7.5 liters of coffee in a few hours seems like impossible
I was cringing just thinking of how much caffeine he consumed. Good Lord! I remember my first job out of high school in a small factory that had free coffee. Oh boy, free coffee all day long. Well, I learned my lesson after I would be riding the subway home after worn and my hand were shaking. I cut way back. Thank God the young man survived.
Yeah. Permanent kidney damage, cardiac arrest five times, seizures, acute muscle damage, etc. This guy really messed up his health. He's going to have issues for the rest of his life because of this decision.
@@melonieashway4189 I am not the original commenter. I wouldn't exactly have worded it in that way, but it is very important to drive home the seriousness of the condition by saying "made a recovery" vs "made a full recovery". Of course I wish that every one of these patients would make a full recovery, but the reality is that they won't. Sometimes, things like this distinction are needed to add gravity to what Dr. Bernard is saying. Actions have consequences, and sometimes your mistakes follow you through your whole life, if you are lucky enough to survive them.
When you're so ripped even your urine has muscles, i probably need to chill on my pre workout after watching this vid. And im going to eat a banana and eat spinach.
@@hkr667 Oh ok. Just wanted to make you weren't dying from something lol. One time my pee was bright red and it freaked me out, I thought I was peeing blood or something, but it was because of the B12 shot I had lol.
"Haha I drank so much coffee that it's just going right through me now" "Haha, I drank so much sulfuric acid that it's literally going right through me now"
I needed to do an all nighter for a test I couldn't fail too, but I googled advice for that and read online that coffee is not a good idea in these cases. I ended up eating nuts a few times that night and drinking a lot of water, since the same article said that dehydration is part of why all nighters are so hard on the body. I also closed my eyes at regular intervals while sitting or standing in positions I knew I couldn't fall asleep in. It turned out well
And I thought I drink a lot of fluids when it amounts to around 3 Liters a day. I can't imagine drinking three-times as much in a mere 2 hours! I'd wager that drinking anything in that amount would probably send someone to the hospital, including water.
"Or wrestle a bear." Nice how that was calmly said in passing. Now to go wrestle a polar bear and see how much damage the bear does before my body rejects the fight mode and insists on flight. xD
to be fair though, math in math class sucks because it's arbitrary. i sucked in algebra class, but i can perform advanced algebraic formulas in chemistry class
Hah I love the hair part. As much as I love funny videos I actually like that you leave out jokes, witty liners, commentaries, or advice. Just straight anecdote and information. And thanks for NOT putting ads or openings! I try not to rely on caffeine to get through the day, and in a way I cant anyway. Just a cup and I get jitters, badly dehydrated and other side effects. If I drink too late in the day I cant sleep. So coffee is a nice occassional treat. But I wish I could drink matcha all day everyday.
When I overdosed on caffeine, I turned into a vegetable. I could only move my eyes, still wondering why that happened. Luckily I was at the hospital by the time that was happening so I felt ok after a couple of hours.
Whenever I am having an internal dialogue with myself about going to see the doctor or not, I hear your voice saying, “DS was a 27 year old male who.....” haha
He finished the book in 2 minutes, not only finished studying for that class but all the classes next semester too and then spent the rest of his stay in the timeless void contemplating the meaning of his existence and speaking to God.
Got home from a day without coffee, so I poured half a bowl full,, half a gallon around 20 cups, 1/3 lethal dose, and gulped it in less than 5 minutes.. A few minutes later, my stomach decided that explosive vomiting was the proper action!! Not recommended!!!
This isn't even my final form 😤
for the first time since i was born i'm first
no my twin brother was
Sure, Doctor Bernard
Ohh... we know.... Gogeta !
I’m early to a comment wow
imagine you without haircut for another few months.
I tried getting a haircut myself and I failed miserably so i went bald. :(
He went from studying for medicine to a hospital in 2 hours using this simple trick!
Oh god XD
😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
a man was happy and healthy, with a good paying job and a vegan family that ate from the food grown in their own backyard. this is how they contracted aids and all died.
Schools hate him
That’s how you get frontline experience
Imagine someone offering you drugs, you say no, and go home only to OD on coffee.
Big brain time
Me: Water.
Biggest, bigger, big, more big… big brain move
Exactly! The drug was probably the safer option...
lmao
A student clicked on a chubby emu notification while studying for his summer exams. This is what happened to his grades
A student watched chubbyemu videos instead of online lectures.
This is how his grades collapsed
*how he passed medschool
Same
This needs to be an April 1 upload next year
@@virtualtools_3021 **oddly, he was an accounting major
I’m honestly impressed that this dude was able to drink two gallons of anything in such a short time period. I’d be pissing like a racehorse, and I wouldn’t have the time to study.
Same!
You would normally vomit.
He probably consumed 2 gallons' worth of coffee like he drank 5 cups of coffee but 5 times stronger etc.
-ikr !-
It's funny because coffee is diuretic
Why go to medical school when you can go straight to the hospital? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Right? I guess he didn't get to the Too Much Coffee Is Bad For You class, yet. Ironically, this could have been the prerequisite for that class.
@@NearLife4life It's amazing how he was able to drink 2 gallons in the first place... I can't even drink that much water at once.
@@NearLife4life Now he could be the teacher for that class.
FRONT LINE PRACRICE
LMAO!
4:00
"But he's been studying. He has no reason to fight or flight."
Panic attack gang rise up.
I thought I was the only thinking of that 😂😂😂😂😂
here
Lakesha Goodwin same, friend. I’m going to age so fast from the stress.
yo!
If only people would realize just how abusively hard a lot of schools push their students in classes.
Bad luck BB:
Says no to drugs
ODs on coffee
Ital Chef you can od on anything.
Really hard not to laugh.
@@halomaster213 Can I OD on youtube :thonk:
Amazing lol
moneyocracy yes watch too much youtube and you’ll be straining your eyes. And most likely you’ll be sitting, therefore if you don’t get up you’ll die of thirst.
A full recovery -> :D
A recovery - > :(
Some cases even resulted in death 💀
On autopsy -> D:
I read those arrows as angry eyes.
@@justincain2702 lmao
Half the time the videos don't mention much after 'a recovery'. Most of the video is about multiple organ failure and suddenly weeks or days after the person get's discharged and I am wondering about their quality of life after almost dying. I wish they added some more information.
"sorry i missed the final i overdosed on coffee"
chemistry final... medical school...
Professor: Did he have a doctors note.
BB: Better, I was the subject of ChubbyEmu.
Professor: So, you expect me to accept this as the new normal?
BB: *meekly shows the ER bill and evaluation.
Professor: *looking up from his cell phone, arches his eyebrow at the papers after a cursory glance. Make sure that there isn't a next time.
You’re cute too
@@DaFlashGuy7 who..
@@manya7903 you!
It gets even scarier when you realize it isn’t clickbait
He felt the bern
The sad thing is that none of these vids are clickbate
Dr Bernard is not about clickbait?
@@Nubalanceacdche is a former powerlifter as well, he held a record in Illinois.
A doctor
A gamer
A comedian
A bodybuilder
A former powerlifter
Why is that so scary? It's only because he drank it all at once. Don't be a twat and it eon't fuck ya up
Bernard: BB hasn't urinated coffee
Me: Oh phew-
Bernard: BB is urinating his muscle cells
Me: WORSE WORSE- SO MUCH WORSE
Well I wouldn’t know this before chubbyemu
@@katherinestar8469 Oh no!
the What. The . Actual. Fck moment lol
So freakin hilarious
I know right, freaked me out....definitely wasn't expecting that😟
I used to joke about my headaches and agitation being withdrawal symptoms bc I hadn’t had coffee that day but watching this vid made me realize just how dependent I’ve become on coffee. It’s not just illegal drugs that can cause addiction
With proper use, illegal drugs can be used perfectly safely. With improper use, anything can be dangerous.
@@DILFDylF depends on the drug lmao
@@DILFDylF A lot (maybe even most) of people are unable even to smoke just occasionally. it's either full addiction or not smoking at all. So, I would be careful with that statement.
@@travisallen9689 I disagree
@@devalue7064 That doesn't sound like "proper use" to me. I could go down a laundry list of things that are fatal if used improperly, and we don't make them illegal. Personal responsibility 😁
guy: _tries to get into medical school_
also guy: teehee i must be peeing coffee :D
He's probably going to get into medical school by way of being written into a text book.
@@AlexandarHullRichter right????
IKR. I was thinking "That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works."
maybe someone with so little common sense shouldn't get into medical field 😂
Piotr 😂😂
Parent: you don’t learn anything from watching YT
Me: 2 gallons of coffee=bad
bruh same tho
2 gallons of coffee in 2 hours = bad.
2 Gallons of coffee over 24 to 48 hours = my normal day at home.
I know... I'm an addict. And yes, I have pissed urine that had the odor of coffee... but it was still bright yellowish. So whatever gives coffee is wonderful aroma... it goes to the bladder.
I learn english from yt my self lol school sux
@@acerainfall school is still somewhat important
@@jmitterii2 surely you've built a dependancy and so aren't getting it's benefits, and perhaps it's costing you heaps of money.
I highly recommend trying to get rid of your addiction by slowly reducing the amount you have. Perhaps every 3 days have 5% less of what you normally would?
If you are going to try this, don't go cold turkey (instantly stopping altogether) since that's dangerous - but slow and gradual progress is good
"The brain doesn't stop getting excited, everything discharges at once"
Teenage years, am I right?
lmao
@John R oh really try the comments section on the astromania midevil version
penis
Just once?
@@Skhillz_FN they are lit af
My son went to the gym for the first time. That evening, he told me his urine was dark. I knew to rush him to the hospital. His urine was the colour of cola! The doctors said he had the most spectacular vase of rabdo they had ever seen. Thankfully, because we got him medical care quickly, there was no permanent damage to the kidneys.
What did he do, the HIT method?
@swl9104 I have no idea. All I know is he was doing the same weights as his friend who went to the gym regularly. The gym had an open day to celebrate the wedding of Harry and Meghan, so anyone could walk in off the street and work out without an induction. It maybe wasn't the smartest thing to do.
Glad it worked out alright.
@swl9104 thank you. I nearly had a conniption at the time! Thankfully, a couple of days in hospital was all he needed.
BB's body after 2 gallons of coffee:
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
is that a Lucio reference?
His kidneys “I’m closing the studio”
@@tk0208 Puff daddy
octane
Say less do more!
As a student studying for finals who just did a 3 day caffeine bender... thanks for putting the fear of God in me
"3 day caffeine bender" 😂 ok. Try amphetamine 👍 a lot better
@@anhedonia420 bubba, exactly my man, that´s what I wrote in my comment. How the FCK could anybody drink that amount of coffee? Even if he was looking for a coffein-rush, there are coffein-tabs or coffein-powder ... but yeah, a bit of amph or methyphenidat would work better.
I used to study til 4-5 in the morning and sleep in the library for two hours, then go take a test. Good times!
It is google spying on you who suggested this video
Bro three pots a day before lunch
if his anime hair doesnt stop growing, soon enough ill be the one presenting to the emergency room unconcious
This is the first comment in the last 40 videos or so that made me laugh out loud for some reason
It's good to be unique and not look like everyone else 😊
@@a.deadgirl I dunno, I'm more of a function over form guy myself, so what someone or something looks like isn't as relevant as what someone or something operates like.
So, that my physician at the hospital having body builder muscles wasn't of relevance to me, that she had a clue how to keep the treatment team of cardiologist, pneumonologist and endocrinologist working together to get me breathing well again was the priority, not hair style or lifting technique (actually, the muscle build is more of an orthopedic surgeon's build). Went in breathing around 60 breaths per minute, due to mild pneumonia, left stable, breathing room air comfortably and while still dropping weight, now I'm dropping about a pound per week, rather than ten pounds per week and that'll taper off as the thyroid is wrangled the rest of the way under control.
Just as well from my seat, as I dealt with plumbing, structural and infectious diseases in my military career, dealing with things that aren't plumbing was and remains well above my pay grade.
@AO do you mean he's from democratic china
@AO OK, we'll not give him a glass of cow's milk. But, given his diet regime, I guess I'll keep the goat milk.
Yummy, but fatty as all get out!
As someone who watches these over breakfast, I'm very grateful for the large text reminders that this isn't a one-cup deal, thank you for that
this just goes to show you can over do anything in life coffee can be over done just like anything else you love in life
@@raven4k998 Yeah, like my competitive cheese-rolling league :(
@@Delcat42omfg one time we had a sub in our bio class and he showed us what cheese rolling was and boy was it funny
@@flaretheartist It was, and all in, until Dan Flannerman lost an eye
He's a medical student.... His name's BB.... Coffee....
This man must be Bernard. That's why he knows so much about this guy.
when you ask Dr. Bernard if he knows who is BB:
-Of course I know him , he's ME !!
And who is that drinking the coffee at 1:30? Hmm....
How do you even drink that much in a day?
He must have scored a high score somewhere with drinking that much, hot damn!
@@hannahthomas6141 Ah! Wade-Giles system.
I would like this but you name is toe muncher and I can't take that
Well, that reveal about him pissing out his muscles was horrifying.
Man I was just reading the comments while waiting for an ad to pass now I’m terrified
Anything that "overdrives" your metabolism is scary as shit, as the body will decompose itself in order to attend your "requests"
Search for "long sleep deprivation" for example.
my heart ligit skiped a beat when i heard that
@@trashman413 same-
happens to people who over-train in the gym as well.
Those “…made *a* recovery” words are always so haunting.
Just like segmentation faults :p
Always cool to see youtubers I watch in the comment section of other channels
Not as good as full recovery but better than dying. The ones where people die always wake me up.
Sublimed Clamp sometimes he changes the story, or uses a medical story used to teach other doctors that changed the original story.
Case and point: the woman who drank three gallons of water actually died, and the radio station was sued for $16m
He was playing a joke now that I heard it in context.
He took his final, after his class and made “A” recovery.
It was his score on the test ^^
I suffer from rhabdomyolisys. Let me tell you, my urine day one looks like a fine red wine. I can't move, can't breathe properly. I am in a state of pure paralysis when it occurs. Funnily enough, I am actually out of the hospital 1 day and watching this video. Shit is more painful than breaking bones. I pray to God none of you have to go through this torture.
Edit: Unfortunately it is a genetic disease and I have no possible cure other than tolerance to stress on my muscles.
*"Okay, that's the last pot of coffee chugged. Let's see, Chapter 12: Substance Abuse"*
Smaakjeks K what kind of cruel irony is this
Smaakjeks K Oh the irony!
The realization hits like a speeding brick
i love this comment
it was at this moment, he realized. He fucked up.
Isn't it ironic that he was trying to get into med school and ended up being a case study in the medical field?
That's ironic and somehow very good at the same time. If he becomes a doctor later, he could use himself as a cautionary tail
@@joeqiao1691 yeah, show the patients their in good hands
Dangerous Dingo hahaah
@GazB lol yea
Hi Chubby! LOL! I cannot tell you how much I enjoy your videos. I worked in general surgery with 4 surgeons. I love your basic lay mans terms, even though I know them, you make it more fun to learn!! My only biff, is that I need to watch MORE of your videos...but I have watched everything already. I went through chemo and am surviving pancreatic cancer!!! So thank you for the educational entertainment...I love your friends, the actors, they are awesome!!
Thank you Jami! And thanks for sharing, I hope everything is well with you!
@@chubbyemu THANK YOU! I am doing fantastic!
Hi Dr. Curry, I hope you feel better soon.
I gotta say I'm going to miss the anime hair when you eventually get a haircut. Keep it as long as you can dude!
Bleach hair to acheive final form.
Jack Cough god yes
Fr he looks good with the long hair
Agreed. The hair looks awesome.
He needs a nice fifties crew cut
If there’s a few things I’ve learned from these videos it’s...
Don’t overdose on coffee, alcohol, cough syrup, pepto bismol, Benadryl or even water
Hypo meaning low
Emia meaning presence in blood
Edit:1.5k!?!!??! Tysm
....Don’t forget Benadryl
Angie W lol I was thinking of adding that I will
Angie W there
Popcorn
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oh so he just drinks coffee to past a test, ok that's norma-
_HE DRANK A POT,_ *_CRASHED,_* _THEN DRANK ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｐｏｔ OF COFFEE_
And then another.
@@BlakeBigfoot and then another. 4 pots in all
I hate to admit it, but I've done that.
@@aspicymemelord6291 holy shit, whaaat?
@@aspicymemelord6291 bruh whats wrong with your kidneys lol
Caffeine withdrawal is one of the worst experiences I've ever had. It was brutal. I'm glad I went through it, though, because I've had a lot more control over that addiction since then.
Lol
How soon did you feel withdrawal?
Went from drinking 3-4 cups a day with espresso to 1 cup every 2 weeks or so
Jeeze never drink alcohol or do opioids if a headache and anxiety are too much!!
Damn dude, hope you only had to take 2 aspirins to get through that harrowing ordeal
"thats not coffee hes urinating"
me: "then what was it?"
"its parts of his muscl-"
"ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ"
How did you get tiny font? And I totally feel your comment.
"Theres protein in his urine, but where is it coming from" muscle, obviously the MUSCLES
@@DravenGal tiny text generator
what the f-
“A student drank gas station coffee, here’s what happened to his pee.”
i have friends in med school and honestly i feel like those ppl are the ones who care the least about their own health...
like they skip meals often and always pulls all nighters
edit. YES IK ITS BC OF STUDIES OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE NO CHOICE im jst saying those things arent good habits on the long term
They have too. And they’re taught to treat not prevent so this is what you get
Have you seen what it takes to succeed in medical school, they don't do it on purpose
I am med student and I try to be the healthiest I can. I try to have home cooked meals and to exercise regularly but sometimes I'm just short of time or too exhausted. We're people too afterall.
im in medical school too, funny because 2 hours before this was uploaded i passed a biochemistry exam by pulling an all nighter and drinking way too much coffee
Fecal Slug 🐌 I heard Inc you get into medical school, it’s actually hard to not make it thru
Meaning, yes you have to study but tests are curved enormously, etc. any truth to this?
- No one urinates out coffee, no matter how much you drink
- Lmao I'm coffee machine
Hmmmmm
"haha lol i'm peeing coffee"
me: well that's pretty funny
"actually his muscles were breaking down and he was peeing them out"
me: good lord how terrifying
haha coffee go brrrrrrr
Dah!!! Operrrration Kaffee-Nator!!! 🤖
I sexually identify as a coffee machine
As someone who has a very strong reaction to caffeine the idea that anyone could ever drink more than one cup in a day without vomiting, let alone two gallons in just a few hours, ties my brain into a knot
luckily you're not drinking that much coffee, so your brain can't get tied into a knot
Gee, I drink a pot a day, and I've done that for most of my adult life. Almost nothing happens until I slurp down at least 3 cups of coffee, and I can't imagine how anyone can function without it. LOL.
I drank over 1L of energy drinks a few times and since then too much caffeine makes me really drowsy.
@@carolinerose5743that sounds like a dependency 😭😭😭
"My urine is turning brown. haha."
In all fairness, he probably wouldn't have made it far in the medical field anyway.
I mean he was failing wasnt he?
@@jansenjaedendanglacruz2673 No he was borderline in Chem, everything else he was fine, rewatch the video for simple info like this :\
Probably had something more to do with having his mind fucked from coffee
Most fields.
He probs didn’t notice it was brown because of the toilet water diluting it
This is why I prefer Starbucks, I’ll go broke before I could die
Yeah and the coffe smells and tastes like waste water
@@cylltndn7935 That's how they turn a profit
@@Andrew-Guitar by selling coffe infused watter for Americano enthusiasts. I stick with espresso 😄
@@cylltndn7935 oh yeah same. I even live in Seattle. But I’m just speaking in business terms
@@cylltndn7935 I know what water and coffee is but idk what watter and coffe is
I- humans are so resilient, he had multiple heart attacks and seizures, started pissing out his muscles, and still survived like
And a boy died for eating old pasta. Our body works in interesting ways
Humans are fascinating creatures to say the very least
Humans are so weak, it only took two gallons of dirty bean juice to put one on the brink of death
@@neptu1474 Buddy, humans aren't weak...
@@kiwikiwi2483 I mean, they also kinda are. i mean you can trip and just instantly die. but also some people get stabbed 20 times and live.
there's no way he didn't mess up his kidneys and he'll most likely have kidney issues that get worse with age. I know exactly how it feels to make terrible decisions that have permanent effects on your health and even the course of your life. It's hard to think about
"He's been sitting there studying. He has no reason to fight for flight."
We must have taken different classes...
VERY DIFFERENT CLASSES
LOL
444
Good one!
😭🤚
BB: *litterally dying*
Background: *happy music*
Literally 😂
Honestly I heard it more as manic music. Happiness or excitement to a dangerous degree.
@@spongebobislyfe5906 Yes, exactly what I heard too. Manic or deranged music because the guy was becoming deranged. The music made me uncomfortable, very suitable, I thought.
@@TealeafRogers Usually tense, serious, or sad music happens when bad things are occurring. Happy music is usually played for happy things.
So the joke is that ChubbyEmu chose happy music, instead of serious music, because that person dying was something to be happy about.
Sarcasm
"Don't drink more than 4 cups a day"
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
It's okay I usually don't drink more than 2 liters of coffee per day, that's less than 7, right
polygondwanaland hahahahahhaha.... I’m in dangerrrrr
What does the 12 mean on my coffee pot? Because that is how much I drink to get started everyday. I have often drunk 2 or 3 pots of coffee in an afternoon.
Look for energy drinks and other sodas. They often are "stronger" than coffee.
Take care Julian.
@@BrettonFerguson Cups. It means cups.
I'm going to be totally honest, I am so high rn and the Disclaimer at 6:40 helped me avoid freaking out. You are so very thoughtful, thank you sincerely :)
"A man ate 100 pizza pockets in one night. Here's how his heart stopped."
He was rushed to the ER with Hyperpizzemia.
Hyper - meaning high
Pizze - meaning pizza pocket
Emia - meaning presence in blood.
He had high pizza pocket presence in blood.
Michael Thanks for making me laugh today. Appreciate it.
Hyperpizzemia even sounds like something Italian sounding from Mario 64. Itza me, pizzemia
Btw in Italian 'Pizze' means lots of pizzas
Goddamnit Michael
Bruuhhh
😂😂
I'm seeing a pattern with these videos- "His mother found him...". How many of these people would have never made it to the hospital if someone had not found them?
This is how bodies can be found in homes months to years after expiring. Someone gets into a critical state and has nobody around and nobody in the area contacts them regularly either.
Yep, it's far more dangerous to live alone
@@ikilledthemoon p
@@ikilledthemoon What do you mean?
@@ikilledthemoon That's because the list of possible elements that are both present naturally in our bodies and affected by daily activities like consumption or exercise, isn't all that long. You'll also notice that you see the same organs come back in these videos because there's only so many things these organs do.
It's not like we have the entire periodic table in our bodies, the vast majority of what we have are organic compounds, minerals and salts, and some trace elements like metals. When people do something extreme, the natural processes gets distorted, so the common compounds in our bodies are affected, and the organs which deal with those compounds are affected.
These people weren't deficient before they did something they shouldn't have, the deficiency is caused by the natural processes going haywire.
7.6 liters of coffee is a disgusting amount of coffee, it’s simply too much
Thanks for that, after watching the video I was under the impression it was a fine amount of coffee to drink, glad your comment was here to set me straight!
And this rocket scientist is going to become a doctor? Great. If he's dumb enough to do this, what kind of damage will he do to patients?
tbh coffee taste really good
@@ronjones-6977 they should be fine as long as they don't drink 2l of him
I feel twitchy with just one cup
This of all your ingestion videos is the most likely to happen to me. The sweet, strong, pure taste of high altitude coffee beans will end me.
Imagine drinking so much coffee your damn leg melts off
No wonder I don’t got no calves 😭
As a deaf person, thank you for always including English captions when you release videos
"He drank 2 gallons of coffee"
That doesn't sound so much
"Note: 7.6 liters"
OOOOOOOHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha, right? I just had my 3rd large cup (about 1,2 liters) and I was super worried... BUT: I brew a pretty light coffee, I only have about 4 cups a day usually AND I stop drinking coffee around 2 pm for better sleep... I think I am okay.
@@QueenD75172 i dunno man...im not good when it comes to imperial units...i would understand if they put in metric..
@@anukabeysinghe6593 I know. During the whole video my brain had automatically converted it to litres, and I kept thinking how this can't be right! What about people who drink energy drinks? What about when I cram for exams - I drink that much! Haha. The world is never going to revert to Imperial so I wish America would just get with the program and get on with moving to metric. I mean, they do everything scientific in metric already.
Thats only 32 cups......
Holy sheeeeeet
This man has to stop coming on my feed when I want to sleep, please I will binge watch 15 videos
Ironically, he wrecked his health in trying to get into medical school.
Most doctors don’t practice what they preach. It’s rare that you find top physical shape cardiologists; or any specialist for that matter.
That’s more common than you think
@@cin2110 I agree that it's common, and don't presume to know what I think.
Ironically he stayed up all night damaging his brain when he did it to write a test.
Okay Wolfie, this is NOT necessarily IRONIC, a term that is way
overused, very often incorrectly. If the kid positively knew that
overconsuming coffee was potentially dangerous, yet kept on
doing so, then that course of action would constitute IRONY.
··· What occurred could be described as 'counterintuitive' or
'perverse' or 'paradoxical' or a bunch of other things, but (in
my book) I would never use 'ironic', unless I knew more.
··· For me, coffee is just JITTER JUICE.
BUDAPEST
2021 FEBRUARY 18
3.8 PM
Doctor: Sir your blood type is now Foldgers.
LMAO
LOL
Folgers is trash too.. Nabob gang
@@ForceFedFetusFillet Yes, but not the Noir line 🙌
The worst part of waking up is Folgers in your blood.
4:23 "When asked what happend, he was able to tell the doctors: Coffee!"
Ad jumping in: PEPSI LIGHT. ZERO SUGAR. FULL TASTE. FULL CAFFEINE. TRY IT NOW
lol
Light in sugar, High in caffeine...
Ah yes that'll fix the problem 😂
ITS like a executioner try sell a sword after perform his jobb
Executioner:" this sword cut clean cut Bone not flex much "
I got an ad for McCafe.🤣
I used to consume 1300-1500mg of caffeine per day in order to keep withdrawal at bay. I had to chug six espresso shots of freshly ground Death Wish coffee in order to feel any kind of sensation from it. I was literally flirting with overdosing from caffeine on a daily basis.
There is a thing called tolerance. And over a day that is not horrible but it isn't 'safe'.
This actually is very sad to me because academic life creates such a psychological pressure in our minds that we do absurd things to pass our finals or finish important assignments.
I remember one time I had a really important test in the next morning, so because I wanted to be extra prepared I didn't stop studying when night time came. I decided to stay awake as long as I could to keep studying and writing small notes in paper to make me memorize the contents. Because I was getting sleepy I made some black strong coffee to give more energy. My mug isn't a small mug, it's 500ml. I drank two mugs of coffee that night.
This is nowhere near what happened in this video, but I remember when I stopped and laid in my bed to sleep (at 4am and needed to wake up at 6am) I couldn't. I was a little shaky and as much as I forced myself to keep my eyes closed to try to rest, there was not way. I did not sleep that night, just stayed rolling in my sheets and then my alarm clock rang. This is something I'll never do again.
I feel you, I did that the first two year of uni, then I learned that I am more performant if I sleep prior to an exam. It is also the midterm period, good luck if you have any !
How did you do on the test?
Prioritize sleep
@@LenHarms I did great! But because I didn't sleep at night the rest of that day after the test was lost, I was simply too tired after the effect of caffeine went away. Slept while in class and slept more after heading home. Today, it doesn't matter how much I feel the need to study or finish an assignment, I will not neglect sleep.
@@blainebachar6517 Totally! I don't leave stuff unfinished til the last minute anymore, I do it way before so I can peacefully sleep at night.
"No one urinates out coffee no matter how much they drink." They should teach this in elementary school.
What's really bad is that this guy was doing pre reqs for medical school, right? He thinks peeing brown is just coffee and therefore ok... maybe he should rethink his career field
If I drink enough my piss definitely smells like coffee though. (not disagreeing just saying my pee smells like coffee)
Captain Greenhat that happens to me even if I just have a cup. Definitely not peeing it out but can tell I’ve been drinking it
Chubbyemu: _'I spent a whole day editing this video. This is what happened to my hair'_
He's going super saian in slow motion
Hypo- meaning low.
Chubby emu is presenting to the emergency room, hair that is fancy schmancy.
So I’m taking medical terminology rn as part of my health Information Technology degree and you help me sooo much !!! I actually listen n learn when you speak ❤❤❤❤❤ thank you 🙏
On a real note, most people don’t even drink 4 liters of water in a day, to drink 7.5 liters of caffeine, is just something I as a non American will never understand
Replace coffee with tea... does that make it easier? XD
In the last month I have drank 7 litres of water once, and it was only cause I was running more than 30km. 7.6 litres of coffee is fucking insane
@@Flyingferrets5 well coffee and tea aren't really similar in my opinion
Same for me as well. During a well hydrated day I drink at most ~3 liters of various liquids combined, so 7.5 liters of coffee in a few hours seems like impossible
Usually I'd sadly admit that as an American I do understand it.
But this is just straight up insanity wherever you come from
BB: if i don't pass this one, there's no way I'm getting into medical school
Me: Its ok, u made it to the best medical youtube channel lol
And a medical hospital lol
So did the guy who ate a Tide Pod.
If you can't get into med school, might as well get into the ER
@@SwaroopKadaba what would a nonmedical hospital be like?
@@Procxlite Amethyst crystals and vibration rods to balance your energies
A man drank one cup of orange juice. This is how his testicles exploded.
I'm ok with that
@Jude Bennett milk gang my dude
Please, I dont want to think about that
*THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!*
🤣🤣🤣
I drank a cup of water once because I was thirsty...
I just wanted to share my story.
😂😂
@Phantom1963 drank a cup of water. This is what happened to their kidneys.
Thank you for sharing. :)
@@thathandsomedevil0828 right on👍
@@domokuncrazy 😂
Don’t do coffee kids, or you end up in the --
“Hospital, where we are now” -Chubbyemu
amphetamines: lose one job opportunity
coffee: literally die
the choice is yours kids
*emergency room where we are now
@@nicolausteslaus Ethiopia and Yemen, but good try
@@nicolausteslaus doesn't look like it. East of what? Middle of where?
The earth is flat, open your mind
forgetfulfunctor1 shut up
You know you're failing chemistry when you're overdosing on coffee.
Caffeine*
0 coffee* technically the caffeine but he drank cups of coffee, he didn’t take caffeine pills or something direct
medical field not chemistry lol
Immortal Zealot no shit
@@g-corrupt50850:43 Chemistry is the class he was studying for which is why they said chemistry.
"young male went to college, this is what happened to his kidney"
shit
He was turning into a Democrat.
That like amount is so good I don't wanna ruin it
@Xero [2] that must mean most conservative people are intelligent free thinkers already :-)
@@SailingSarah Yeah, if his brain was dying he'd turn into a Trumper.......
I was cringing just thinking of how much caffeine he consumed. Good Lord! I remember my first job out of high school in a small factory that had free coffee. Oh boy, free coffee all day long. Well, I learned my lesson after I would be riding the subway home after worn and my hand were shaking. I cut way back. Thank God the young man survived.
A man got rejected from Art School.
*This is what happened to Europe.*
Took me a minute lol
Oof
Is it Hitler???
😂
Whooooo? Lol
I love when he says they made “a recovery” like we know that means they survived but they permanently fucked up some aspect of their health
Amber B I mean he legit pissed out his own flesh ;-;
Yeah. Permanent kidney damage, cardiac arrest five times, seizures, acute muscle damage, etc. This guy really messed up his health. He's going to have issues for the rest of his life because of this decision.
You..... love it??
Probably his kidneys. He probably ended up taking some physical therapy afterwards too
@@melonieashway4189
I am not the original commenter. I wouldn't exactly have worded it in that way, but it is very important to drive home the seriousness of the condition by saying "made a recovery" vs "made a full recovery".
Of course I wish that every one of these patients would make a full recovery, but the reality is that they won't.
Sometimes, things like this distinction are needed to add gravity to what Dr. Bernard is saying.
Actions have consequences, and sometimes your mistakes follow you through your whole life, if you are lucky enough to survive them.
"his muscles were found in his urine" I cringed so hard at that
Flex that urine
When you're so ripped even your urine has muscles, i probably need to chill on my pre workout after watching this vid. And im going to eat a banana and eat spinach.
@@marce4241 When your so ripped that your blood even has its own 6 packs
@@marce4241 When your so ripped, Your fingers has Biceps
@@marce4241 When your so ripped, Your Nails has bones
You always have the best videos, i love how you breakdown the medical terms awesome job.
Doc: "his urine was brown"
Fans: "Here it comes bro, it's gonna be rhabdomyolysis again!"
coffee is a diuretic as well
HERE IT CoMES
@@JV-rd9xl
"A Student Drank 2 Gallons Coffee."
"HERE IT COMES"
Woozy How tf you overdose on creatine lol
@@jonw9791 don't know why but I chuckled reading this comment out loud.
"Oh my god that's terrible!"
*sips coffee*
Hahahaha
OMG LMAO! Why are you so low. I can imagine it. 🤣
@Virus fn Well...😐🙂😀
I'm drinking coffee right now 😬
@@brandon3872 Your social credit score just plummeted
Boy: lol, I'm peeing coffee
Everyone: That's not how it works
Plus coming from a premed student... like dude..
To be fair you can pee some pretty fun colours. I liked bright orange the best.
@@hkr667 You might want to get that checked out...
@@lilium9361 it wasn't unexpected, it was from antibiotics. I've peed neon yellow as well, which was from contrast fluid.
@@hkr667 Oh ok. Just wanted to make you weren't dying from something lol.
One time my pee was bright red and it freaked me out, I thought I was peeing blood or something, but it was because of the B12 shot I had lol.
Even drinking 2 gallons of WATER in that timeframe could land you in the hospital, 2 gallons of coffee is beyond stupid.
"his mother karen"
this is where the fun begins
colin taxes a thought she wanted to speak to the hospitals manger
**noose song tune loops in**
colin taxes a thought o... I thought is was Susan.
Went to the comments for this!
Hey she might be a good one she went to a hospital
i went straight for the comments as soon as i heard his moms name is karen.
ok Karen
the karen from the other episode who almost died... strange family
She asked to speak to the manager of the hospital.
Key terms: “presenting”, “he thought”, “emia, present in blood”, “where we are now”,
loll the classic bullet points
And "emia", presence in blood.
Emergency room
The Power of Zen hypo meaning low
“presenting to the emergency room”
Was just debating whether to go get myself a 3rd cup of coffee before clicking on this video.
"Haha I drank so much coffee that it's just going right through me now"
"Haha, I drank so much sulfuric acid that it's literally going right through me now"
Dude, You're Everywhere 😂😂😂
@@rexburn1241 He's got 23 comments. Click his icon. It tells you how many comments he posted on this channel.
Didn't I see you on a Funimation video?? 😂
I remember when you had a mustache.
So.
An ex steal it?
@@BreadMan434 the dude with the mustache is in this comment section too lmao
*Everyones gangsta till chubbyemu music starts playing*
random kiddo drinking coffee: _why do i hear boss music?_
Chubbyemu music and vsauce music mean shit's going down
*crab dance*
EXACTLY
Everyone's gay until chubbyemu music starts playing. Fix that for you
I needed to do an all nighter for a test I couldn't fail too, but I googled advice for that and read online that coffee is not a good idea in these cases. I ended up eating nuts a few times that night and drinking a lot of water, since the same article said that dehydration is part of why all nighters are so hard on the body. I also closed my eyes at regular intervals while sitting or standing in positions I knew I couldn't fall asleep in. It turned out well
👍🏾
Never underestimate the refreshing power of simply closing your eyes for 10 minutes. It's good for anxiety too!
Smart
@gaykylesmithkai-nn4nuwtf are you talking about
powernaps throughout the day (not at night tho) also works very well. just 9-12 minutes are really powerful!
Incredibly well done job chubbyemu! Extremely interesting to watch!
Me: Ah yes, 2 gallons is a lot.
*realises it’s 9 litres*
seriously though, how can anyone consume *NINE LITRES???*
BB
I can do a liter in a single day and then poop for next 16 hours
And I thought I drink a lot of fluids when it amounts to around 3 Liters a day. I can't imagine drinking three-times as much in a mere 2 hours! I'd wager that drinking anything in that amount would probably send someone to the hospital, including water.
septic shock same
2 gallons is 7.6 L
"Or wrestle a bear."
Nice how that was calmly said in passing. Now to go wrestle a polar bear and see how much damage the bear does before my body rejects the fight mode and insists on flight. xD
Before I go into the woods, I want to learn how to say in bear talk, "Hey! Look over there!"
cowardice is nice to survive
Or in a far more gruesome experiment: How much damage before the flight turns to fight?
Edit: Man will outrun bears the day he learns to pee coffee.
"He was just studying, he had no reason to fight or flight."
*Shows pictures of math*
Me: He has legit reason for fight or flight
Exactly 😂
If i'm at the point that i decide i need to do an all-nighter it's fight or flight the whole way
Yeah I thought the same thing aswell
to be fair though, math in math class sucks because it's arbitrary. i sucked in algebra class, but i can perform advanced algebraic formulas in chemistry class
flee
Hah I love the hair part. As much as I love funny videos I actually like that you leave out jokes, witty liners, commentaries, or advice. Just straight anecdote and information. And thanks for NOT putting ads or openings! I try not to rely on caffeine to get through the day, and in a way I cant anyway. Just a cup and I get jitters, badly dehydrated and other side effects. If I drink too late in the day I cant sleep. So coffee is a nice occassional treat. But I wish I could drink matcha all day everyday.
im literally reading this as an ad plays in the background
@@slaystationgaming5585 Guess I was lucky and didn't get an ad or just wasn't paying attention
Chubbyemu: "Dont drink more than 4 cups."
Me: Ruh Roh
Same lol I drink at least 3 a day regularly. Sometimes I drink 5 cups.
My reaction as a Finn: "must get a bigger cup then"
Bruh how you drink so much bean water
@@forksandpopsticles9183 ikr, leaf water is where it's at.
Aidan Guetzow
Drank a cup of espresso shots. 6 doubleshots of espresso.
He studied Chemistry so hard and neglected his body chemistry
He didn't learn anything.
Drinking 2 gallons of coffee FFS!!!
Almost won a darwin award
I love how it gave me an ad for coffee after this. Maybe read the room TH-cam.
I got an add for vitamin gummy’s after the vitamin gummy OD video
@@Maxo0x213 wait til we watch the laxative video (i've been getting dietary fibre now)
Same lolz
lol
same here
When I overdosed on caffeine, I turned into a vegetable. I could only move my eyes, still wondering why that happened. Luckily I was at the hospital by the time that was happening so I felt ok after a couple of hours.
Whenever I am having an internal dialogue with myself about going to see the doctor or not, I hear your voice saying, “DS was a 27 year old male who.....” haha
@Adolf Hitler suffering from acute cyanide poisoning with hypervelocity lead poisoning of the brain...
Me too
8:02 My man's really so used to patients with initials "KC" that he forgot this guy is "BB" omg
Glad I didn't just hallucinate that!
69th like and I'm a KC
KC you relentless savage
I'm so used to KC that I didn't even notice it should be BB🤣🤣🤣
as a KC, i'm prone to things like this. he'll probably make a video on me one day because i'm so accident prone
"I'm crashing, time to drink ANOTHER POT"
That's pretty much my logic with energy drinks.
*Busts open another 24 Case of Redbull*
HERPY DERPEDY f for your heart
@@bryanmartinez6600 F
that's why meth exists. one hit every 3-4 hours it's enough to keep you awake but not enough to get you actually high
@@bryanmartinez6600 F
I find your videos very interesting & your best wishes at the end of each video always lifts my spirits…I thank you!
Before his kidneys failed he probably ascended to another plane of existence.
Talk about a “high dosage of Awesome Aci- I mean coffee”
1∞ coffees
@@somecharacter01 yeah I get what you're saying 😅
He finished the book in 2 minutes, not only finished studying for that class but all the classes next semester too and then spent the rest of his stay in the timeless void contemplating the meaning of his existence and speaking to God.
Got home from a day without coffee, so I poured half a bowl full,, half a gallon around 20 cups, 1/3 lethal dose, and gulped it in less than 5 minutes.. A few minutes later, my stomach decided that explosive vomiting was the proper action!! Not recommended!!!
He should just have accepted the cocaine he was offered at the beginning
It was probably Adderall.
@Lost yet Found adderall is delicious
@@jonmcnamara especially with coffee
Methamphetamine works well also.
“He was just studying, he had no reason to fight or flight”
My panic disorder: “or so it would seem”
Big mood
Stress is real 🙄
i feel seen
Ikr? Studying for a big exam is terrifying.
E Dennis yeah, though I got a panic disorder so everything is terrifying lmao thank god for medication!
FACT: They found coffee grinds in his kidneys.... 😂