A Student Drank 2 Gallons Coffee. This Is What Happened To His Kidneys.

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    [1] A Case of Exercise-Induced Rhabdomyolysis Associated With A Weight Loss Dietary Supplement. Military Medicine, 172, 6:656, 2007.
    [2] Yamada Y, et. al. The mode of action of caffeine on catecholamine release from perfused adrenal glands of cat. Br. J. Pharmacol. (1989), 98, 351-356.
    [3] Effects of Caffeine on Plasma Renin Activity, Catecholamines and Blood Pressure. N Engl J Med 1978; 298:181-186.
    [4] Caffeine resulting in severe rhabdomyolysis and acute renal failure. American Journal of Emergency Med 32 (2014) 111.e3-111.e4.
    [5] Eteng, MU, et. al. Recent advanced in caffeine and theobromine toxicities: a review. Plant Foods for Human Nutrition 51: 231-243, 1997.
    [6] Jabbar SB, et. al. Caffeine: A case report and review of literature. Am J Forensic Med Pathol. Vol 34, N4, Dec 2013.
    [7] Bioh G. et. al. Survival of caffeine. BMJ Case Rep 2013. bcr-2012-007454.

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  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu  4 ปีที่แล้ว +22807

    This isn't even my final form 😤

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      for the first time since i was born i'm first
      no my twin brother was

    • @diederickbrauer3938
      @diederickbrauer3938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Sure, Doctor Bernard

    • @Lyf4rMusic
      @Lyf4rMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Ohh... we know.... Gogeta !

    • @continuingtocreate1488
      @continuingtocreate1488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I’m early to a comment wow

    • @kopazwashere
      @kopazwashere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      imagine you without haircut for another few months.
      I tried getting a haircut myself and I failed miserably so i went bald. :(

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19683

    He went from studying for medicine to a hospital in 2 hours using this simple trick!

    • @cherylfuller293
      @cherylfuller293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Oh god XD

    • @anonymouse9369
      @anonymouse9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @wintrs9161
      @wintrs9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      a man was happy and healthy, with a good paying job and a vegan family that ate from the food grown in their own backyard. this is how they contracted aids and all died.

    • @thebigmig4865
      @thebigmig4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Schools hate him

    • @_Drakey_1
      @_Drakey_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That’s how you get frontline experience

  • @jojoorsmth
    @jojoorsmth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9938

    Imagine someone offering you drugs, you say no, and go home only to OD on coffee.

    • @TebTengri
      @TebTengri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Big brain time

    • @retrocysper3709
      @retrocysper3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Me: Water.

    • @Emma-mi6qe
      @Emma-mi6qe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Biggest, bigger, big, more big… big brain move

    • @mrjr03
      @mrjr03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Exactly! The drug was probably the safer option...

    • @ValentineNTT
      @ValentineNTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmao

  • @memedumpster1402
    @memedumpster1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3747

    It gets even scarier when you realize it isn’t clickbait

    • @cfrompluto
      @cfrompluto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He felt the bern

    • @BBL.Soldier
      @BBL.Soldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      The sad thing is that none of these vids are clickbate

    • @NubalanceDNAcDc
      @NubalanceDNAcDc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dr Bernard is not about clickbait?

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@NubalanceDNAcDche is a former powerlifter as well, he held a record in Illinois.
      A doctor
      A gamer
      A comedian
      A bodybuilder
      A former powerlifter

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is that so scary? It's only because he drank it all at once. Don't be a twat and it eon't fuck ya up

  • @olivebrosnan4437
    @olivebrosnan4437 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    A full recovery -> :D
    A recovery - > :(

    • @GeneralDonato
      @GeneralDonato ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Some cases even resulted in death 💀

    • @sanjeev.rao3791
      @sanjeev.rao3791 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      On autopsy -> D:

    • @justincain2702
      @justincain2702 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I read those arrows as angry eyes.

    • @olivebrosnan4437
      @olivebrosnan4437 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@justincain2702 lmao

    • @Manitu121
      @Manitu121 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Half the time the videos don't mention much after 'a recovery'. Most of the video is about multiple organ failure and suddenly weeks or days after the person get's discharged and I am wondering about their quality of life after almost dying. I wish they added some more information.

  • @josef7461
    @josef7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3957

    A student clicked on a chubby emu notification while studying for his summer exams. This is what happened to his grades

    • @flossenking
      @flossenking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      A student watched chubbyemu videos instead of online lectures.
      This is how his grades collapsed

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      *how he passed medschool

    • @Irodmel
      @Irodmel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @JackHalfTheMan
      @JackHalfTheMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This needs to be an April 1 upload next year

    • @MrClarissacain
      @MrClarissacain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@virtualtools_3021 **oddly, he was an accounting major

  • @ristopaasivirta9770
    @ristopaasivirta9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Why go to medical school when you can go straight to the hospital? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @NearLife4life
      @NearLife4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right? I guess he didn't get to the Too Much Coffee Is Bad For You class, yet. Ironically, this could have been the prerequisite for that class.

    • @momoware
      @momoware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NearLife4life It's amazing how he was able to drink 2 gallons in the first place... I can't even drink that much water at once.

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NearLife4life Now he could be the teacher for that class.

    • @bozozium
      @bozozium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FRONT LINE PRACRICE

    • @LuinTathren
      @LuinTathren 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO!

  • @mellinghedd267
    @mellinghedd267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5301

    As a student studying for finals who just did a 3 day caffeine bender... thanks for putting the fear of God in me

    • @anhedonia420
      @anhedonia420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      "3 day caffeine bender" 😂 ok. Try amphetamine 👍 a lot better

    • @RodrigoBorgia
      @RodrigoBorgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@anhedonia420 bubba, exactly my man, that´s what I wrote in my comment. How the FCK could anybody drink that amount of coffee? Even if he was looking for a coffein-rush, there are coffein-tabs or coffein-powder ... but yeah, a bit of amph or methyphenidat would work better.

    • @killerems
      @killerems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I used to study til 4-5 in the morning and sleep in the library for two hours, then go take a test. Good times!

    • @goatt6811
      @goatt6811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is google spying on you who suggested this video

    • @RMunoz-te7jc
      @RMunoz-te7jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro three pots a day before lunch

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    I’m honestly impressed that this dude was able to drink two gallons of anything in such a short time period. I’d be pissing like a racehorse, and I wouldn’t have the time to study.

    • @idiotsandwich4912
      @idiotsandwich4912 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same!

    • @HenriFaust
      @HenriFaust ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You would normally vomit.

    • @zeynepterzi1302
      @zeynepterzi1302 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He probably consumed 2 gallons' worth of coffee like he drank 5 cups of coffee but 5 times stronger etc.

    • @sunnystormy4973
      @sunnystormy4973 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -ikr !-

    • @blobsDOTau
      @blobsDOTau ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's funny because coffee is diuretic

  • @djaldd420
    @djaldd420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    Bad luck BB:
    Says no to drugs
    ODs on coffee

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ital Chef you can od on anything.

    • @charlesdobbs4570
      @charlesdobbs4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Really hard not to laugh.

    • @ornithobiography
      @ornithobiography 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@halomaster213 Can I OD on youtube :thonk:

    • @davidosullivan9817
      @davidosullivan9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing lol

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      moneyocracy yes watch too much youtube and you’ll be straining your eyes. And most likely you’ll be sitting, therefore if you don’t get up you’ll die of thirst.

  • @Bisqwit
    @Bisqwit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5561

    Those “…made *a* recovery” words are always so haunting.

    • @MB-rc8ie
      @MB-rc8ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Just like segmentation faults :p

    • @benjaminbrady2385
      @benjaminbrady2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Always cool to see youtubers I watch in the comment section of other channels

    • @jasons5916
      @jasons5916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Not as good as full recovery but better than dying. The ones where people die always wake me up.

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Sublimed Clamp sometimes he changes the story, or uses a medical story used to teach other doctors that changed the original story.
      Case and point: the woman who drank three gallons of water actually died, and the radio station was sued for $16m

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He was playing a joke now that I heard it in context.
      He took his final, after his class and made “A” recovery.
      It was his score on the test ^^

  • @jayfriday9883
    @jayfriday9883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    I- humans are so resilient, he had multiple heart attacks and seizures, started pissing out his muscles, and still survived like

    • @Must_Do_Better
      @Must_Do_Better 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hell yea

    • @misoukihanyu5341
      @misoukihanyu5341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      And a boy died for eating old pasta. Our body works in interesting ways

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Humans are fascinating creatures to say the very least

    • @neptu1474
      @neptu1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Humans are so weak, it only took two gallons of dirty bean juice to put one on the brink of death

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@neptu1474 Buddy, humans aren't weak...

  • @Allison-p2c
    @Allison-p2c 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    My son went to the gym for the first time. That evening, he told me his urine was dark. I knew to rush him to the hospital. His urine was the colour of cola! The doctors said he had the most spectacular vase of rabdo they had ever seen. Thankfully, because we got him medical care quickly, there was no permanent damage to the kidneys.

    • @swl9104
      @swl9104 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What did he do, the HIT method?

    • @Allison-p2c
      @Allison-p2c 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @swl9104 I have no idea. All I know is he was doing the same weights as his friend who went to the gym regularly. The gym had an open day to celebrate the wedding of Harry and Meghan, so anyone could walk in off the street and work out without an induction. It maybe wasn't the smartest thing to do.

    • @swl9104
      @swl9104 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Glad it worked out alright.

    • @Allison-p2c
      @Allison-p2c 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @swl9104 thank you. I nearly had a conniption at the time! Thankfully, a couple of days in hospital was all he needed.

  • @psychachu
    @psychachu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3472

    Well, that reveal about him pissing out his muscles was horrifying.

    • @trashman413
      @trashman413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Man I was just reading the comments while waiting for an ad to pass now I’m terrified

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Anything that "overdrives" your metabolism is scary as shit, as the body will decompose itself in order to attend your "requests"
      Search for "long sleep deprivation" for example.

    • @eclipse303
      @eclipse303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my heart ligit skiped a beat when i heard that

    • @maikol1433
      @maikol1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trashman413 same-

    • @geraldfisher6475
      @geraldfisher6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      happens to people who over-train in the gym as well.

  • @zhipeizhou5582
    @zhipeizhou5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    7.6 liters of coffee is a disgusting amount of coffee, it’s simply too much

    • @dannysplace7
      @dannysplace7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Thanks for that, after watching the video I was under the impression it was a fine amount of coffee to drink, glad your comment was here to set me straight!

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And this rocket scientist is going to become a doctor? Great. If he's dumb enough to do this, what kind of damage will he do to patients?

    • @joeywin42
      @joeywin42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tbh coffee taste really good

    • @skachor
      @skachor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ronjones-6977 they should be fine as long as they don't drink 2l of him

    • @gondametzger6146
      @gondametzger6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel twitchy with just one cup

  • @Phantom1963
    @Phantom1963 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I drank a cup of water once because I was thirsty...
    I just wanted to share my story.

    • @reed5823
      @reed5823 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂

    • @domokuncrazy
      @domokuncrazy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @Phantom1963 drank a cup of water. This is what happened to their kidneys.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for sharing. :)

    • @Phantom1963
      @Phantom1963 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thathandsomedevil0828 right on👍

  • @newmoon3
    @newmoon3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    He's a medical student.... His name's BB.... Coffee....
    This man must be Bernard. That's why he knows so much about this guy.

    • @Anon20855
      @Anon20855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      when you ask Dr. Bernard if he knows who is BB:
      -Of course I know him , he's ME !!

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And who is that drinking the coffee at 1:30? Hmm....

    • @DashedSimpusMaximus
      @DashedSimpusMaximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you even drink that much in a day?
      He must have scored a high score somewhere with drinking that much, hot damn!

    • @muhchung
      @muhchung 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannahthomas6141 Ah! Wade-Giles system.

    • @alittleramble3452
      @alittleramble3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like this but you name is toe muncher and I can't take that

  • @JaegerTheFloof
    @JaegerTheFloof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3172

    Parent: you don’t learn anything from watching YT
    Me: 2 gallons of coffee=bad

    • @iputthemuffinsinthefreezer8423
      @iputthemuffinsinthefreezer8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      bruh same tho

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      2 gallons of coffee in 2 hours = bad.
      2 Gallons of coffee over 24 to 48 hours = my normal day at home.
      I know... I'm an addict. And yes, I have pissed urine that had the odor of coffee... but it was still bright yellowish. So whatever gives coffee is wonderful aroma... it goes to the bladder.

    • @acerainfall
      @acerainfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I learn english from yt my self lol school sux

    • @rae721
      @rae721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@acerainfall school is still somewhat important

    • @cate01a
      @cate01a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jmitterii2 surely you've built a dependancy and so aren't getting it's benefits, and perhaps it's costing you heaps of money.
      I highly recommend trying to get rid of your addiction by slowly reducing the amount you have. Perhaps every 3 days have 5% less of what you normally would?
      If you are going to try this, don't go cold turkey (instantly stopping altogether) since that's dangerous - but slow and gradual progress is good

  • @CuriousMisterG
    @CuriousMisterG ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I suffer from rhabdomyolisys. Let me tell you, my urine day one looks like a fine red wine. I can't move, can't breathe properly. I am in a state of pure paralysis when it occurs. Funnily enough, I am actually out of the hospital 1 day and watching this video. Shit is more painful than breaking bones. I pray to God none of you have to go through this torture.
    Edit: Unfortunately it is a genetic disease and I have no possible cure other than tolerance to stress on my muscles.

  • @thegoldenblob69
    @thegoldenblob69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    oh so he just drinks coffee to past a test, ok that's norma-
    _HE DRANK A POT,_ *_CRASHED,_* _THEN DRANK another pot OF COFFEE_

    • @BlakeBigfoot
      @BlakeBigfoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And then another.

    • @Peter-dk2ov
      @Peter-dk2ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@BlakeBigfoot and then another. 4 pots in all

    • @aspicymemelord6291
      @aspicymemelord6291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hate to admit it, but I've done that.

    • @apollo-du9gs
      @apollo-du9gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aspicymemelord6291 holy shit, whaaat?

    • @vistelle
      @vistelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aspicymemelord6291 bruh whats wrong with your kidneys lol

  • @lefr33man
    @lefr33man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "The brain doesn't stop getting excited, everything discharges at once"
    Teenage years, am I right?

    • @radiomandelbrot5868
      @radiomandelbrot5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lmao

    • @Skhillz_FN
      @Skhillz_FN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @John R oh really try the comments section on the astromania midevil version

    • @verloxius4442
      @verloxius4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      penis

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just once?

    • @subhasisbiswas1113
      @subhasisbiswas1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Skhillz_FN they are lit af

  • @kaloyannikolov6849
    @kaloyannikolov6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    BB's body after 2 gallons of coffee:
    CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP

    • @tk0208
      @tk0208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      is that a Lucio reference?

    • @Big-Crow
      @Big-Crow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      His kidneys “I’m closing the studio”

    • @stanleyc2978
      @stanleyc2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tk0208 Puff daddy

    • @vivekd296
      @vivekd296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      octane

    • @TJYTSx
      @TJYTSx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Say less do more!

  • @hilaahmadian2066
    @hilaahmadian2066 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I used to joke about my headaches and agitation being withdrawal symptoms bc I hadn’t had coffee that day but watching this vid made me realize just how dependent I’ve become on coffee. It’s not just illegal drugs that can cause addiction

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      With proper use, illegal drugs can be used perfectly safely. With improper use, anything can be dangerous.

  • @LuvSmileyFace
    @LuvSmileyFace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3474

    Bernard: BB hasn't urinated coffee
    Me: Oh phew-
    Bernard: BB is urinating his muscle cells
    Me: WORSE WORSE- SO MUCH WORSE

    • @boff__
      @boff__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well I wouldn’t know this before chubbyemu

    • @LuvSmileyFace
      @LuvSmileyFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katherinestar8469 Oh no!

    • @EmiyaUnlimitedBladeWorks
      @EmiyaUnlimitedBladeWorks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      the What. The . Actual. Fck moment lol

    • @TA_Plus_Hemi
      @TA_Plus_Hemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So freakin hilarious

    • @beautifulleaves8616
      @beautifulleaves8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know right, freaked me out....definitely wasn't expecting that😟

  • @skepticmoderate5790
    @skepticmoderate5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    4:00
    "But he's been studying. He has no reason to fight or flight."
    Panic attack gang rise up.

    • @kateflynn8803
      @kateflynn8803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought I was the only thinking of that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @poisonstrategy
      @poisonstrategy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      here

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lakesha Goodwin same, friend. I’m going to age so fast from the stress.

    • @ivanbraginsky2896
      @ivanbraginsky2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yo!

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If only people would realize just how abusively hard a lot of schools push their students in classes.

  • @CalsGirl97
    @CalsGirl97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    I gotta say I'm going to miss the anime hair when you eventually get a haircut. Keep it as long as you can dude!

    • @jackcough8155
      @jackcough8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Bleach hair to acheive final form.

    • @voidthedullard6990
      @voidthedullard6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jack Cough god yes

    • @miguelm9190
      @miguelm9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fr he looks good with the long hair

    • @tommycharles4666
      @tommycharles4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Agreed. The hair looks awesome.

    • @fitzhugh7463
      @fitzhugh7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He needs a nice fifties crew cut

  • @theletters9623
    @theletters9623 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As someone who has a very strong reaction to caffeine the idea that anyone could ever drink more than one cup in a day without vomiting, let alone two gallons in just a few hours, ties my brain into a knot

    • @BenRoyce
      @BenRoyce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      luckily you're not drinking that much coffee, so your brain can't get tied into a knot

    • @carolinerose5743
      @carolinerose5743 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Gee, I drink a pot a day, and I've done that for most of my adult life. Almost nothing happens until I slurp down at least 3 cups of coffee, and I can't imagine how anyone can function without it. LOL.

    • @j.d.4697
      @j.d.4697 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I drank over 1L of energy drinks a few times and since then too much caffeine makes me really drowsy.

  • @StormDogg
    @StormDogg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    "My urine is turning brown. haha."
    In all fairness, he probably wouldn't have made it far in the medical field anyway.

    • @jansenjaedendanglacruz2673
      @jansenjaedendanglacruz2673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean he was failing wasnt he?

    • @3dwaffels269
      @3dwaffels269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jansenjaedendanglacruz2673 No he was borderline in Chem, everything else he was fine, rewatch the video for simple info like this :\

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably had something more to do with having his mind fucked from coffee

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most fields.

    • @renannaw
      @renannaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probs didn’t notice it was brown because of the toilet water diluting it

  • @Zealch_
    @Zealch_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    A man got rejected from Art School.
    *This is what happened to Europe.*

  • @gaminawulfsdottir3253
    @gaminawulfsdottir3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    Ironically, he wrecked his health in trying to get into medical school.

    • @ManiacMike485
      @ManiacMike485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Most doctors don’t practice what they preach. It’s rare that you find top physical shape cardiologists; or any specialist for that matter.

    • @cin2110
      @cin2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s more common than you think

    • @gaminawulfsdottir3253
      @gaminawulfsdottir3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cin2110 I agree that it's common, and don't presume to know what I think.

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ironically he stayed up all night damaging his brain when he did it to write a test.

    • @merdiste
      @merdiste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okay Wolfie, this is NOT necessarily IRONIC, a term that is way
      overused, very often incorrectly. If the kid positively knew that
      overconsuming coffee was potentially dangerous, yet kept on
      doing so, then that course of action would constitute IRONY.
      ··· What occurred could be described as 'counterintuitive' or
      'perverse' or 'paradoxical' or a bunch of other things, but (in
      my book) I would never use 'ironic', unless I knew more.
      ··· For me, coffee is just JITTER JUICE.
      BUDAPEST
      2021 FEBRUARY 18
      3.8 PM

  • @ambervictoria11
    @ambervictoria11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I love when he says they made “a recovery” like we know that means they survived but they permanently fucked up some aspect of their health

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Amber B I mean he legit pissed out his own flesh ;-;

    • @sifi699
      @sifi699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah. Permanent kidney damage, cardiac arrest five times, seizures, acute muscle damage, etc. This guy really messed up his health. He's going to have issues for the rest of his life because of this decision.

    • @melonieashway4189
      @melonieashway4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You..... love it??

    • @TheBanjoShowOfficial
      @TheBanjoShowOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably his kidneys. He probably ended up taking some physical therapy afterwards too

    • @sifi699
      @sifi699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@melonieashway4189
      I am not the original commenter. I wouldn't exactly have worded it in that way, but it is very important to drive home the seriousness of the condition by saying "made a recovery" vs "made a full recovery".
      Of course I wish that every one of these patients would make a full recovery, but the reality is that they won't.
      Sometimes, things like this distinction are needed to add gravity to what Dr. Bernard is saying.
      Actions have consequences, and sometimes your mistakes follow you through your whole life, if you are lucky enough to survive them.

  • @theora8809
    @theora8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    if his anime hair doesnt stop growing, soon enough ill be the one presenting to the emergency room unconcious

    • @Ruiluth
      @Ruiluth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the first comment in the last 40 videos or so that made me laugh out loud for some reason

    • @a.deadgirl
      @a.deadgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's good to be unique and not look like everyone else 😊

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a.deadgirl I dunno, I'm more of a function over form guy myself, so what someone or something looks like isn't as relevant as what someone or something operates like.
      So, that my physician at the hospital having body builder muscles wasn't of relevance to me, that she had a clue how to keep the treatment team of cardiologist, pneumonologist and endocrinologist working together to get me breathing well again was the priority, not hair style or lifting technique (actually, the muscle build is more of an orthopedic surgeon's build). Went in breathing around 60 breaths per minute, due to mild pneumonia, left stable, breathing room air comfortably and while still dropping weight, now I'm dropping about a pound per week, rather than ten pounds per week and that'll taper off as the thyroid is wrangled the rest of the way under control.
      Just as well from my seat, as I dealt with plumbing, structural and infectious diseases in my military career, dealing with things that aren't plumbing was and remains well above my pay grade.

    • @kartik.max7
      @kartik.max7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AO do you mean he's from democratic china

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AO OK, we'll not give him a glass of cow's milk. But, given his diet regime, I guess I'll keep the goat milk.
      Yummy, but fatty as all get out!

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    *"Okay, that's the last pot of coffee chugged. Let's see, Chapter 12: Substance Abuse"*

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Smaakjeks K what kind of cruel irony is this

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Smaakjeks K Oh the irony!

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The realization hits like a speeding brick

    • @e2sxp
      @e2sxp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i love this comment

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was at this moment, he realized. He fucked up.

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it ปีที่แล้ว +18

    there's no way he didn't mess up his kidneys and he'll most likely have kidney issues that get worse with age. I know exactly how it feels to make terrible decisions that have permanent effects on your health and even the course of your life. It's hard to think about

  • @BenjaminAtkinThings
    @BenjaminAtkinThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "No one urinates out coffee no matter how much they drink." They should teach this in elementary school.

    • @rnkim2564
      @rnkim2564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What's really bad is that this guy was doing pre reqs for medical school, right? He thinks peeing brown is just coffee and therefore ok... maybe he should rethink his career field

    • @captaingreenhat
      @captaingreenhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If I drink enough my piss definitely smells like coffee though. (not disagreeing just saying my pee smells like coffee)

    • @chewquietly5399
      @chewquietly5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Captain Greenhat that happens to me even if I just have a cup. Definitely not peeing it out but can tell I’ve been drinking it

  • @IngridBlanck
    @IngridBlanck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    This actually is very sad to me because academic life creates such a psychological pressure in our minds that we do absurd things to pass our finals or finish important assignments.
    I remember one time I had a really important test in the next morning, so because I wanted to be extra prepared I didn't stop studying when night time came. I decided to stay awake as long as I could to keep studying and writing small notes in paper to make me memorize the contents. Because I was getting sleepy I made some black strong coffee to give more energy. My mug isn't a small mug, it's 500ml. I drank two mugs of coffee that night.
    This is nowhere near what happened in this video, but I remember when I stopped and laid in my bed to sleep (at 4am and needed to wake up at 6am) I couldn't. I was a little shaky and as much as I forced myself to keep my eyes closed to try to rest, there was not way. I did not sleep that night, just stayed rolling in my sheets and then my alarm clock rang. This is something I'll never do again.

    • @alexanchannel
      @alexanchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I feel you, I did that the first two year of uni, then I learned that I am more performant if I sleep prior to an exam. It is also the midterm period, good luck if you have any !

    • @LenHarms
      @LenHarms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How did you do on the test?

    • @blainebachar6517
      @blainebachar6517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Prioritize sleep

    • @IngridBlanck
      @IngridBlanck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@LenHarms I did great! But because I didn't sleep at night the rest of that day after the test was lost, I was simply too tired after the effect of caffeine went away. Slept while in class and slept more after heading home. Today, it doesn't matter how much I feel the need to study or finish an assignment, I will not neglect sleep.

    • @IngridBlanck
      @IngridBlanck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@blainebachar6517 Totally! I don't leave stuff unfinished til the last minute anymore, I do it way before so I can peacefully sleep at night.

  • @emilielee3378
    @emilielee3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    i have friends in med school and honestly i feel like those ppl are the ones who care the least about their own health...
    like they skip meals often and always pulls all nighters
    edit. YES IK ITS BC OF STUDIES OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE NO CHOICE im jst saying those things arent good habits on the long term

    • @capgains
      @capgains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      They have too. And they’re taught to treat not prevent so this is what you get

    • @josueluna7532
      @josueluna7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Have you seen what it takes to succeed in medical school, they don't do it on purpose

    • @manelkh3706
      @manelkh3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I am med student and I try to be the healthiest I can. I try to have home cooked meals and to exercise regularly but sometimes I'm just short of time or too exhausted. We're people too afterall.

    • @elslugg
      @elslugg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      im in medical school too, funny because 2 hours before this was uploaded i passed a biochemistry exam by pulling an all nighter and drinking way too much coffee

    • @capgains
      @capgains 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fecal Slug 🐌 I heard Inc you get into medical school, it’s actually hard to not make it thru
      Meaning, yes you have to study but tests are curved enormously, etc. any truth to this?

  • @taddybear4244
    @taddybear4244 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Caffeine withdrawal is one of the worst experiences I've ever had. It was brutal. I'm glad I went through it, though, because I've had a lot more control over that addiction since then.

    • @Christopher-qq4dl
      @Christopher-qq4dl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How soon did you feel withdrawal?

    • @godmodeflame
      @godmodeflame ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Went from drinking 3-4 cups a day with espresso to 1 cup every 2 weeks or so

    • @johndegeronimo9971
      @johndegeronimo9971 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jeeze never drink alcohol or do opioids if a headache and anxiety are too much!!

    • @bobhill9845
      @bobhill9845 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn dude, hope you only had to take 2 aspirins to get through that harrowing ordeal

  • @catburt8685
    @catburt8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    i went straight for the comments as soon as i heard his moms name is karen.

    • @blueskies133
      @blueskies133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ok Karen

    • @RomanoPRODUCTION
      @RomanoPRODUCTION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the karen from the other episode who almost died... strange family

    • @thegorn
      @thegorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She asked to speak to the manager of the hospital.

  • @billhoang2799
    @billhoang2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Imagine drinking so much coffee your damn leg melts off

    • @artienayak8822
      @artienayak8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No wonder I don’t got no calves 😭

  • @Nickykitty92
    @Nickykitty92 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I used to consume 1300-1500mg of caffeine per day in order to keep withdrawal at bay. I had to chug six espresso shots of freshly ground Death Wish coffee in order to feel any kind of sensation from it. I was literally flirting with overdosing from caffeine on a daily basis.

    • @lrmackmcbride7498
      @lrmackmcbride7498 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is a thing called tolerance. And over a day that is not horrible but it isn't 'safe'.

  • @DingoDIDeatmybaby
    @DingoDIDeatmybaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    "A man ate 100 pizza pockets in one night. Here's how his heart stopped."
    He was rushed to the ER with Hyperpizzemia.
    Hyper - meaning high
    Pizze - meaning pizza pocket
    Emia - meaning presence in blood.
    He had high pizza pocket presence in blood.

    • @johnglenn3259
      @johnglenn3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Michael Thanks for making me laugh today. Appreciate it.

    • @MrKudmar
      @MrKudmar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hyperpizzemia even sounds like something Italian sounding from Mario 64. Itza me, pizzemia
      Btw in Italian 'Pizze' means lots of pizzas

    • @Wyklepheph
      @Wyklepheph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goddamnit Michael

    • @JosephineTakahashi
      @JosephineTakahashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruuhhh

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

  • @emilyw6946
    @emilyw6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    If there’s a few things I’ve learned from these videos it’s...
    Don’t overdose on coffee, alcohol, cough syrup, pepto bismol, Benadryl or even water
    Hypo meaning low
    Emia meaning presence in blood
    Edit:1.5k!?!!??! Tysm

    • @AngieDW
      @AngieDW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ....Don’t forget Benadryl

    • @emilyw6946
      @emilyw6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angie W lol I was thinking of adding that I will

    • @emilyw6946
      @emilyw6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angie W there

    • @peaceonearth351
      @peaceonearth351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Popcorn

    • @emilyw6946
      @emilyw6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

  • @Zen_Power
    @Zen_Power 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Key terms: “presenting”, “he thought”, “emia, present in blood”, “where we are now”,

    • @zaydabbas1609
      @zaydabbas1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      loll the classic bullet points

    • @Chewychewychoochoo
      @Chewychewychoochoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And "emia", presence in blood.

    • @nabedesu7708
      @nabedesu7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emergency room

    • @GodzillaFreak
      @GodzillaFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Power of Zen hypo meaning low

    • @gabbyjanae9047
      @gabbyjanae9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “presenting to the emergency room”

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This of all your ingestion videos is the most likely to happen to me. The sweet, strong, pure taste of high altitude coffee beans will end me.

  • @roceye
    @roceye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    I'm seeing a pattern with these videos- "His mother found him...". How many of these people would have never made it to the hospital if someone had not found them?

    • @paperclipcereal5896
      @paperclipcereal5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This is how bodies can be found in homes months to years after expiring. Someone gets into a critical state and has nobody around and nobody in the area contacts them regularly either.

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep, it's far more dangerous to live alone

    • @learngrow6058
      @learngrow6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ikilledthemoon p

    • @joech1065
      @joech1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ikilledthemoon What do you mean?

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ikilledthemoon That's because the list of possible elements that are both present naturally in our bodies and affected by daily activities like consumption or exercise, isn't all that long. You'll also notice that you see the same organs come back in these videos because there's only so many things these organs do.
      It's not like we have the entire periodic table in our bodies, the vast majority of what we have are organic compounds, minerals and salts, and some trace elements like metals. When people do something extreme, the natural processes gets distorted, so the common compounds in our bodies are affected, and the organs which deal with those compounds are affected.
      These people weren't deficient before they did something they shouldn't have, the deficiency is caused by the natural processes going haywire.

  • @mynameismud8596
    @mynameismud8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2157

    guy: _tries to get into medical school_
    also guy: teehee i must be peeing coffee :D

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      He's probably going to get into medical school by way of being written into a text book.

    • @lwolfstar7618
      @lwolfstar7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AlexandarHullRichter right????

    • @JNCressey
      @JNCressey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      IKR. I was thinking "That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works."

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      maybe someone with so little common sense shouldn't get into medical field 😂

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Piotr 😂😂

  • @Bozothcow
    @Bozothcow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    "He's been sitting there studying. He has no reason to fight for flight."
    We must have taken different classes...

  • @unlimitedwater4646
    @unlimitedwater4646 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I feel like people forget that caffeine is a drug sometimes

  • @immortalzealot9725
    @immortalzealot9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    You know you're failing chemistry when you're overdosing on coffee.

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caffeine*

    • @ethanwilliamson782
      @ethanwilliamson782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0 coffee* technically the caffeine but he drank cups of coffee, he didn’t take caffeine pills or something direct

    • @g-corrupt5085
      @g-corrupt5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      medical field not chemistry lol

    • @ethanwilliamson782
      @ethanwilliamson782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Immortal Zealot no shit

    • @KSmith-kp5jz
      @KSmith-kp5jz 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@g-corrupt50850:43 Chemistry is the class he was studying for which is why they said chemistry.

  • @prasannabalamurugan6584
    @prasannabalamurugan6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    On a real note, most people don’t even drink 4 liters of water in a day, to drink 7.5 liters of caffeine, is just something I as a non American will never understand

    • @Flyingferrets5
      @Flyingferrets5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Replace coffee with tea... does that make it easier? XD

    • @TheBluemango101
      @TheBluemango101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      In the last month I have drank 7 litres of water once, and it was only cause I was running more than 30km. 7.6 litres of coffee is fucking insane

    • @fool4343
      @fool4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Flyingferrets5 well coffee and tea aren't really similar in my opinion

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Same for me as well. During a well hydrated day I drink at most ~3 liters of various liquids combined, so 7.5 liters of coffee in a few hours seems like impossible

    • @michaelaustin7166
      @michaelaustin7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Usually I'd sadly admit that as an American I do understand it.
      But this is just straight up insanity wherever you come from

  • @kyetes.866
    @kyetes.866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    As a deaf person, thank you for always including English captions when you release videos

  • @grundgesetzart.1463
    @grundgesetzart.1463 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    wtf??? 8 liters of coffee??? I once drank 5 liters of beer (= 10 pieces of 0,5 l cans) and felt like I was going to explode, especially my stomach and the headaches were crazy. We must protect our body at any cost. I never thought you could die from a coffee overdose, thanks for this video, Dr!

    • @CrooKdLetterJ
      @CrooKdLetterJ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's rookie numbers bro

    • @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia
      @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My ignorant ass thought gallons were equivalent of Liters 🤣 How can someone take 8 liters of any liquid in 3 hours and not puke

    • @YoDany17
      @YoDany17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia I dont think that this story is true but coming back to your question:
      Coffee has a draining effect on your body… try it out and drink one cup of coffee after another for several cups.
      I bet you need to pee after every second cup :) clear liquids just need a couple minutes to be digested

    • @-Muhammad_Ali-
      @-Muhammad_Ali- ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, you didn't know? Oh, I see. Well, go ahead and see if you can drink 6 liters of coca cola or no. Because you never know where is your limit :p

    • @kotkompot2294
      @kotkompot2294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard that lethal dose of water is around 10l in hour lol

  • @franklyqueso
    @franklyqueso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    "Don't drink more than 4 cups a day"
    *chuckles* I'm in danger.

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's okay I usually don't drink more than 2 liters of coffee per day, that's less than 7, right

    • @serinityvlogs
      @serinityvlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      polygondwanaland hahahahahhaha.... I’m in dangerrrrr

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      What does the 12 mean on my coffee pot? Because that is how much I drink to get started everyday. I have often drunk 2 or 3 pots of coffee in an afternoon.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Look for energy drinks and other sodas. They often are "stronger" than coffee.
      Take care Julian.

    • @dandelionbomb
      @dandelionbomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@BrettonFerguson Cups. It means cups.

  • @anukabeysinghe6593
    @anukabeysinghe6593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    "He drank 2 gallons of coffee"
    That doesn't sound so much
    "Note: 7.6 liters"
    OOOOOOOHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @QueenD75172
      @QueenD75172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Hahaha, right? I just had my 3rd large cup (about 1,2 liters) and I was super worried... BUT: I brew a pretty light coffee, I only have about 4 cups a day usually AND I stop drinking coffee around 2 pm for better sleep... I think I am okay.

    • @anukabeysinghe6593
      @anukabeysinghe6593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@QueenD75172 i dunno man...im not good when it comes to imperial units...i would understand if they put in metric..

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@anukabeysinghe6593 I know. During the whole video my brain had automatically converted it to litres, and I kept thinking how this can't be right! What about people who drink energy drinks? What about when I cram for exams - I drink that much! Haha. The world is never going to revert to Imperial so I wish America would just get with the program and get on with moving to metric. I mean, they do everything scientific in metric already.

    • @Shad0wBoxxer
      @Shad0wBoxxer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thats only 32 cups......

    • @wanhamza2732
      @wanhamza2732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy sheeeeeet

  • @cerulity32k
    @cerulity32k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    "thats not coffee hes urinating"
    me: "then what was it?"
    "its parts of his muscl-"
    "ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ"

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      How did you get tiny font? And I totally feel your comment.

    • @Nacho-lw2yu
      @Nacho-lw2yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Theres protein in his urine, but where is it coming from" muscle, obviously the MUSCLES

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DravenGal tiny text generator

    • @NezukoKamado-we2rd
      @NezukoKamado-we2rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what the f-

    • @Nikijo22
      @Nikijo22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “A student drank gas station coffee, here’s what happened to his pee.”

  • @rachelsol4914
    @rachelsol4914 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm going to be totally honest, I am so high rn and the Disclaimer at 6:40 helped me avoid freaking out. You are so very thoughtful, thank you sincerely :)

  • @colindeng3001
    @colindeng3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    "his mother karen"
    this is where the fun begins

    • @freddyandfoxy7526
      @freddyandfoxy7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      colin taxes a thought she wanted to speak to the hospitals manger

    • @zadiczane7618
      @zadiczane7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      **noose song tune loops in**

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      colin taxes a thought o... I thought is was Susan.

    • @Violette_jebi
      @Violette_jebi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Went to the comments for this!

    • @andrew4537
      @andrew4537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey she might be a good one she went to a hospital

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I love how it gave me an ad for coffee after this. Maybe read the room TH-cam.

    • @Maxo0x213
      @Maxo0x213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I got an add for vitamin gummy’s after the vitamin gummy OD video

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Maxo0x213 wait til we watch the laxative video (i've been getting dietary fibre now)

    • @MonsieurJo
      @MonsieurJo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lolz

    • @johannajacinto3020
      @johannajacinto3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @PropagandaFacts
      @PropagandaFacts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here

  • @gabrielraboy5359
    @gabrielraboy5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    He studied Chemistry so hard and neglected his body chemistry

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't learn anything.
      Drinking 2 gallons of coffee FFS!!!

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost won a darwin award

  • @mush2072
    @mush2072 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This man has to stop coming on my feed when I want to sleep, please I will binge watch 15 videos

  • @ruthduckie
    @ruthduckie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    BB: *litterally dying*
    Background: *happy music*

    • @asuka-ryo
      @asuka-ryo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally 😂

    • @spongebobislyfe5906
      @spongebobislyfe5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honestly I heard it more as manic music. Happiness or excitement to a dangerous degree.

    • @haniyaali8835
      @haniyaali8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spongebobislyfe5906 Yes, exactly what I heard too. Manic or deranged music because the guy was becoming deranged. The music made me uncomfortable, very suitable, I thought.

    • @spongebobislyfe5906
      @spongebobislyfe5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TealeafRogers Usually tense, serious, or sad music happens when bad things are occurring. Happy music is usually played for happy things.
      So the joke is that ChubbyEmu chose happy music, instead of serious music, because that person dying was something to be happy about.

    • @peaceonearth351
      @peaceonearth351 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarcasm

  • @SussyFortskinNiteFreakbob
    @SussyFortskinNiteFreakbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    *Everyones gangsta till chubbyemu music starts playing*

    • @balazsh2
      @balazsh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      random kiddo drinking coffee: _why do i hear boss music?_

    • @camreyes1819
      @camreyes1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chubbyemu music and vsauce music mean shit's going down

    • @JosephineTakahashi
      @JosephineTakahashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *crab dance*

    • @shamyaboyce3951
      @shamyaboyce3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY

    • @Jdogg4089
      @Jdogg4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone's gay until chubbyemu music starts playing. Fix that for you

  • @joshua-5495
    @joshua-5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Don’t do coffee kids, or you end up in the --
    “Hospital, where we are now” -Chubbyemu

    • @John-bx2vm
      @John-bx2vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      amphetamines: lose one job opportunity
      coffee: literally die
      the choice is yours kids

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *emergency room where we are now

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicolausteslaus Ethiopia and Yemen, but good try

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicolausteslaus doesn't look like it. East of what? Middle of where?
      The earth is flat, open your mind

    • @beverageman4827
      @beverageman4827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      forgetfulfunctor1 shut up

  • @morefoodsmorenudes8046
    @morefoodsmorenudes8046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    BB: has a seizure
    School nurse: *Ice Pack*

    • @SargonPG3D
      @SargonPG3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Student: *DIES*
      School nurse: *BANDAID*

    • @xenostim
      @xenostim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Shool nurse: Nice try! Get back to class

    • @danielsoya8435
      @danielsoya8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @ciofloyd886
      @ciofloyd886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Student: Dies
      School Nurse: You need a pass

    • @danielsoya8435
      @danielsoya8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ciofloyd886 😅😂😂

  • @hootinouts
    @hootinouts 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was cringing just thinking of how much caffeine he consumed. Good Lord! I remember my first job out of high school in a small factory that had free coffee. Oh boy, free coffee all day long. Well, I learned my lesson after I would be riding the subway home after worn and my hand were shaking. I cut way back. Thank God the young man survived.

  • @michaelgangnem8561
    @michaelgangnem8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    "his muscles were found in his urine" I cringed so hard at that

    • @apotato5563
      @apotato5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Flex that urine

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      When you're so ripped even your urine has muscles, i probably need to chill on my pre workout after watching this vid. And im going to eat a banana and eat spinach.

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@marce4241 When your so ripped that your blood even has its own 6 packs

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@marce4241 When your so ripped, Your fingers has Biceps

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@marce4241 When your so ripped, Your Nails has bones

  • @auroredumal_
    @auroredumal_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    4:23 "When asked what happend, he was able to tell the doctors: Coffee!"
    Ad jumping in: PEPSI LIGHT. ZERO SUGAR. FULL TASTE. FULL CAFFEINE. TRY IT NOW

    • @jimmybillboy1427
      @jimmybillboy1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @myriampro4973
      @myriampro4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Light in sugar, High in caffeine...

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes that'll fix the problem 😂

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ITS like a executioner try sell a sword after perform his jobb
      Executioner:" this sword cut clean cut Bone not flex much "

    • @vickidominick6889
      @vickidominick6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got an ad for McCafe.🤣

  • @jacobbpalmerr5780
    @jacobbpalmerr5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Me: Ah yes, 2 gallons is a lot.
    *realises it’s 9 litres*
    seriously though, how can anyone consume *NINE LITRES???*

    • @johannvangabriellelargo7502
      @johannvangabriellelargo7502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      BB

    • @thomaswindyeagle1176
      @thomaswindyeagle1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I can do a liter in a single day and then poop for next 16 hours

    • @songpoetry1
      @songpoetry1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      And I thought I drink a lot of fluids when it amounts to around 3 Liters a day. I can't imagine drinking three-times as much in a mere 2 hours! I'd wager that drinking anything in that amount would probably send someone to the hospital, including water.

    • @MrBlack-cv8qn
      @MrBlack-cv8qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      septic shock same

    • @maxazoff9824
      @maxazoff9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      2 gallons is 7.6 L

  • @Chevsilverado
    @Chevsilverado ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was just debating whether to go get myself a 3rd cup of coffee before clicking on this video.

  • @JeremyEricson
    @JeremyEricson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    A man drank one cup of orange juice. This is how his testicles exploded.

    • @JennyX69
      @JennyX69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm ok with that

    • @Nelve-zq6ws
      @Nelve-zq6ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jude Bennett milk gang my dude

    • @downfromkentuckeh
      @downfromkentuckeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please, I dont want to think about that

    • @statusburning4113
      @statusburning4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!*

    • @dniilii
      @dniilii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @handitover.
    @handitover. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    “His heart isn’t beating anymore, it’s just shaking in place” for some reason this visual made me so uncomfortable lmao

    • @eilio639
      @eilio639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *violently vibrates*

    • @MatthewChenIsAwesome
      @MatthewChenIsAwesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's like the meme

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @DM_2145
      @DM_2145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's like your phone when it violently vibrates, but it's inside your chest

    • @gaijinbot8135
      @gaijinbot8135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's just evolved into a human vibrator

  • @rumpelstillkills8036
    @rumpelstillkills8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "Oh my god that's terrible!"
    *sips coffee*

    • @draoidh6479
      @draoidh6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha

    • @MultiFandom8isFate
      @MultiFandom8isFate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG LMAO! Why are you so low. I can imagine it. 🤣

    • @MultiFandom8isFate
      @MultiFandom8isFate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Virus fn Well...😐🙂😀

    • @brandon3872
      @brandon3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm drinking coffee right now 😬

    • @thekeeperofpromise
      @thekeeperofpromise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brandon3872 Your social credit score just plummeted

  • @jonesexplodes2
    @jonesexplodes2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You always have the best videos, i love how you breakdown the medical terms awesome job.

  • @jmgmarcus808
    @jmgmarcus808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Doctor: Sir your blood type is now Foldgers.

    • @bluesight_
      @bluesight_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @kronoscamron7412
      @kronoscamron7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @ForceFedFetusFillet
      @ForceFedFetusFillet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Folgers is trash too.. Nabob gang

    • @gorejuicegoth
      @gorejuicegoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ForceFedFetusFillet Yes, but not the Noir line 🙌

    • @joetroutt7425
      @joetroutt7425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The worst part of waking up is Folgers in your blood.

  • @abebuckingham8198
    @abebuckingham8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    The four types of recovery are "full recovery", "ok recovery", "a recovery" and "unfortunately".

    • @commentsectionman8575
      @commentsectionman8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The four horsemans of chubbyemu ending

    • @gigpurple111
      @gigpurple111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @emmapeel8163
      @emmapeel8163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "upon autopsy"

    • @nightlight3169
      @nightlight3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dead on arrival

    • @3rdalbum
      @3rdalbum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've only heard "full recovery", "a recovery" and "At autopsy..."

  • @BackwardsMarathonPSU
    @BackwardsMarathonPSU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    “His heart is just shaking in place” .... holy shi....

    • @Iomeces
      @Iomeces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's also known as fibrillating. A defibrillator is used to shock a heart from this state into its normal rhythm.

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More specifically v-fib, or ventricular fibrillation.
      A-fib, by itself, isn't all that dangerous.

    • @itaia2869
      @itaia2869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@h8GW From a second video he made on this case, he mentioned the patient had PEA, Pulseless Electrical Activity, which is treated like asystole, with no defibrillation. So I'm not sure if he actually had V-fib, or PEA, but he could've had both as he did mention he coded 3 times. Also, A-fib isn't immediately dangerous, but can cause a stroke, and congestive heart failure. You most likely know this, but just wanted to point out for anybody that is reading through the comments and doesn't know this.

    • @girththeogre
      @girththeogre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right?! I never knew that was a thing until today. I'm afraid to watch these sometimes.

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@h8GW what is A-fib?

  • @NeonAmnesia
    @NeonAmnesia ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I overdosed on caffeine, I turned into a vegetable. I could only move my eyes, still wondering why that happened. Luckily I was at the hospital by the time that was happening so I felt ok after a couple of hours.

  • @liorlevi7677
    @liorlevi7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "young male went to college, this is what happened to his kidney"

    • @johnbasbastv6052
      @johnbasbastv6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shit

    • @SailingSarah
      @SailingSarah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was turning into a Democrat.

    • @DDJas
      @DDJas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That like amount is so good I don't wanna ruin it

    • @SailingSarah
      @SailingSarah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Xero [2] that must mean most conservative people are intelligent free thinkers already :-)

    • @seancurran6727
      @seancurran6727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SailingSarah Yeah, if his brain was dying he'd turn into a Trumper.......

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "BB made a recovery"
    Absolutely chilling.

    • @Nik.No.K
      @Nik.No.K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He should probably get his kidney function checked somewhat regularly from now on and obviously going into cardiac arrest five times isn’t good for the heart but I think if he takes care of himself after this he should be mostly fine. I’m a medical student myself but I’m by no means an expert though.
      Also it always blows my mind when I hear stories of people doing things like this. Drug education is abysmal in this country and the rest of the world. People always think “I don’t do drugs so why should I learn about them?” Then they do things like this. People also have a mindset of legal = harmless and that is so far from the truth. He really is lucky to be alive. A basic understanding of how drugs work in our bodies and knowledge of the different types and their affects is invaluable.

    • @MeganWhamGMfan
      @MeganWhamGMfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t that a good thing

    • @Sonicmentor
      @Sonicmentor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@MeganWhamGMfan I mean it is, cause you know he's not dead, but he has permenant kidney damage.

    • @swamprat9389
      @swamprat9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not a full recovery though

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he just needs 4 new kidneys, those grow again, like bean don't they?

  • @thecreepycuck6036
    @thecreepycuck6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    The real question here is:
    Did he pass his exam???
    🤔🤔

    • @lamhkak47
      @lamhkak47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I wonder if his stress emphasis on "A" recovery at 13:30 means he passed it.

    • @blitzkreg335
      @blitzkreg335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      passed it like his calf muscle

    • @xeviphract5894
      @xeviphract5894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If he thinks brown piss is nothing to worry about, let's hope not.

    • @jtjones73
      @jtjones73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@blitzkreg335 DAMN!!! LMAO

    • @aestheticgarbage6671
      @aestheticgarbage6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      林峻生 i think that means that he survived but was permanently damaged by the caffeine overdose in some way :(

  • @HiroshimaXl
    @HiroshimaXl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Thank God these people have somebody that found them. Can only imagine how many stories don't make this show because they were alone.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Its scarily hopeless.
      I was once home alone in 40C fever.
      I woke up feeling so shit. I went to puke my stomach empty and after getting in kitchen I lost all coordimation and fell on ground breaking a drinking glass and sliding door.
      Unsure how long I was lying there, but I somehow managed to crawl back in bed.
      I keep thinking what if it was something more severe and help would have arrived only after two days. To this day I have no idea what it was. Probably some high fever related blackout.
      What scares me even more after all these years is that I was one of those "I will just sleep it off"-people.
      Was lucky that for me it indeed was something to just sleep off.

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant ปีที่แล้ว +11

      one time I blacked out and collapsed in the bathroom hitting my head on the sink as I went down. when I woke up I was so weak and shaky it took me ten minutes to drag myself out the room and up the stairs. it never happened again and I still have no idea wtf caused it.

    • @user-zt4zr7eg6z
      @user-zt4zr7eg6z ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I catched the flu or something once in Morocco. I knew diarea plus vomiting and sweating is very dangerous and i might Fall into coma/ sleep at anytime.
      To survive i smh crawled down the Hotel. Lucky found a nice taxi driver who brought me to the hospital. I got treated. And recovered very fast After some injection.
      They knew exactly what it is and how to treat it.

    • @undyla-chan1675
      @undyla-chan1675 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@user-zt4zr7eg6zit sounds like you were very low on electrolytes after all the diarrhea and vomiting. I used to have recurrent episodes where I would almost black out for similar reasons, and I found it useful to always keep a sports drink (not energy drink, they are very different) i could quickly grab from the fridge. If it ever does happen again, do try to see if you have anything like that on hand

    • @AR-rg2en
      @AR-rg2en ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NGRevenantGo to a doctor might be a serious issue, hopefully not, I personally don’t know much about these, just a general rule of thumb tho

  • @breadbun608
    @breadbun608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    A man breathed in oxygen, this is how his lungs shut down.

    • @apotato5563
      @apotato5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%

    • @supremered04
      @supremered04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Coronavirus be like

    • @holocaust_2.0
      @holocaust_2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jokes on you, too much Oxygen will cause your lungs to shut down. Oxygen without inert gasses such as Nitrogen will literally dissolve the cell membranes in your lungs.

    • @apotato5563
      @apotato5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@holocaust_2.0 or it will catch fire

    • @-BWS-
      @-BWS- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Remember, everyone who's breathed oxygen has died at some point.

  • @Katsnacks
    @Katsnacks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God. I used to be heavily addicted to coffee now I’m on sugar free , caffeine free sparkling water .

  • @CossackGene
    @CossackGene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I distinctly remember an overheard conversation at the University of Chicago with one guy asking another how much caffeine you need to OD and describing the insane quantity of coffee and caffeine pills he'd had over the past few days. The other guy was like "I think you might actually be in danger." Hope he was alright in the end . . .

    • @joeyjoe292
      @joeyjoe292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It likely does take a lot of coffee to OD but that doesn’t mean smaller amounts won’t wreck hell at all.
      Honestly, I hope he’s okay too though....

    • @downwithputinsaveukraine1313
      @downwithputinsaveukraine1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm a fairly big guy, and I've consumed 600-700mg of caffeine in a day. No problems bc that's a real rarity, once every few years type thing. I have to imagine doing so regularly would be a big problem... This kid knocked out around 3GRAMS of caffeine.

    • @Dylan-eb2xn
      @Dylan-eb2xn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@downwithputinsaveukraine1313 3 grams sounds a little bit low

    • @clared5812
      @clared5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Dylan-eb2xn 3 grams is 3000mg. Daily recommended intake is 400mg. 3 grams is INSANE

  • @AlexKatzenstein
    @AlexKatzenstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    He should just have accepted the cocaine he was offered at the beginning

  • @nberz692
    @nberz692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    - No one urinates out coffee, no matter how much you drink
    - Lmao I'm coffee machine

    • @Henriqueleal0609
      @Henriqueleal0609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmmmmm

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "haha lol i'm peeing coffee"
      me: well that's pretty funny
      "actually his muscles were breaking down and he was peeing them out"
      me: good lord how terrifying

    • @vitorsalles5919
      @vitorsalles5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      haha coffee go brrrrrrr

    • @Special-Delivery57
      @Special-Delivery57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dah!!! Operrrration Kaffee-Nator!!! 🤖

    • @hacknasty3962
      @hacknasty3962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I sexually identify as a coffee machine

  • @chickbowdrie4750
    @chickbowdrie4750 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If i ever find a friend who can't quit coffee, I'm a send them this video

  • @jameshunk7211
    @jameshunk7211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    Lets pay respect to all the moms who was there whenever their
    children did something stupid. wish I had one.

    • @PoM-MoM
      @PoM-MoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trust me, just Save your $ and your SaNiTy.

    • @k.pacificnw02134
      @k.pacificnw02134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I can adopt you! I'm a mom.

    • @artimiss1238
      @artimiss1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙋

    • @natlara758
      @natlara758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You okay dude, I'm here to talk if u want

    • @lostindixie
      @lostindixie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Living alone is dangerous. Small problems can be fatal.

  • @reinvalentine5726
    @reinvalentine5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    "He was just studying, he had no reason to fight or flight."
    *Shows pictures of math*
    Me: He has legit reason for fight or flight

    • @xx-ze2zt
      @xx-ze2zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Exactly 😂

    • @TheRussianhippie
      @TheRussianhippie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If i'm at the point that i decide i need to do an all-nighter it's fight or flight the whole way

    • @crowmosome5002
      @crowmosome5002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I thought the same thing aswell

    • @christopherhall5361
      @christopherhall5361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to be fair though, math in math class sucks because it's arbitrary. i sucked in algebra class, but i can perform advanced algebraic formulas in chemistry class

    • @stefantheconqueror8710
      @stefantheconqueror8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      flee

  • @ToddHowar.d
    @ToddHowar.d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “A student drank 2 gallons of coffee. This is what happened to his kid” had me very concerned when the notification cut off the rest of the title.

    • @collinwise724
      @collinwise724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you todd, very cool.

    • @ezram6278
      @ezram6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i legitimately loled at this. nice!

    • @SH-eu5py
      @SH-eu5py 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How'd I wake up here

  • @chervilisbetterthancilantro
    @chervilisbetterthancilantro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kicked out of the program for taking what, relatine? Are they serious? Poor girl. She didn't cheat, she studied and retained the information on her own. She never should've been kicked out.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    "Haha I drank so much coffee that it's just going right through me now"
    "Haha, I drank so much sulfuric acid that it's literally going right through me now"

    • @rexburn1241
      @rexburn1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dude, You're Everywhere 😂😂😂

    • @sketchingchan
      @sketchingchan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rexburn1241 He's got 23 comments. Click his icon. It tells you how many comments he posted on this channel.

    • @crispynoodle465
      @crispynoodle465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't I see you on a Funimation video?? 😂

    • @BreadMan434
      @BreadMan434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember when you had a mustache.
      So.
      An ex steal it?

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BreadMan434 the dude with the mustache is in this comment section too lmao

  • @SMBBM92
    @SMBBM92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    _"I really want to get into medical school, better consume enough coffee to kill myself. Lmao my pee is brown."_
    Sounds like someone with a good understanding of human anatomy.

    • @somegal-89
      @somegal-89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Or someone that would present to the ER with confusion

    • @jakobstadler7969
      @jakobstadler7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      More like no understanding of physiology

    • @psyche141
      @psyche141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hypo- meaning low.

    • @mollycook6031
      @mollycook6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      this is why he needed to go to medical school so bad so someone can tell him its a horrible idea to drink 2 gallons of coffee

    • @ettena93
      @ettena93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shows that you don't have to have an average intelligence to get into medical school. I have, sadly, met so many doctors and lawyers who are complete idiots.

  • @aidang20633
    @aidang20633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Chubbyemu: "Dont drink more than 4 cups."
    Me: Ruh Roh

    • @cgonthebeat3741
      @cgonthebeat3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same lol I drink at least 3 a day regularly. Sometimes I drink 5 cups.

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My reaction as a Finn: "must get a bigger cup then"

    • @forksandpopsticles9183
      @forksandpopsticles9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh how you drink so much bean water

    • @cennamonzimt
      @cennamonzimt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@forksandpopsticles9183 ikr, leaf water is where it's at.

    • @NoCokeOnlyIce
      @NoCokeOnlyIce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aidan Guetzow
      Drank a cup of espresso shots. 6 doubleshots of espresso.

  • @Dana-bo1sx
    @Dana-bo1sx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    as a barista working at an understaffed popular coffee place, I sometimes drink way too much caffeine to keep up. thanks for the reminder!

  • @bjoe385
    @bjoe385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    “His mother Karen”
    The manager of the hospital: runs away screaming.

  • @keepwatch1434
    @keepwatch1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I thought I was having a heart attack earlier and heard this guy in my head while I was panicking

    • @dottysdokis
      @dottysdokis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      KW is presenting to the emergency room with hypochondria. Hypo meaning low

    • @TheOpalHammer
      @TheOpalHammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dottysdokis 'KW' then went into cardiac arrest. This takes place in the heart.

    • @GeofanyAndhika
      @GeofanyAndhika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In his head: why ai hear opening music

    • @keepwatch1434
      @keepwatch1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dottysdokis lmaoo it was an anxiety attack

  • @isabellajane5644
    @isabellajane5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The irony of this happening to a prospective med student smh 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @spacecadetglow
      @spacecadetglow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was literally just about to comment that

  • @scarbo2229
    @scarbo2229 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “A recovery” seems to suggest something different from a full recovery.