I love what they did with Mahi Mahi Resort. It was so bad before but now it feels so open and expansive. No I'm not an E-liter or Splatling main, why do you ask?
I ironically find turf war the most fun game mode. The ink and swim mechanics are best utilized in places with lots of nooks and crannies, while all the anarchy game modes create choke points where movement is limited.
@@Aceburn5 A japanese team with double Super Chump literally won a big tournament against a double Crab team in finals on the day that Chump was released. What are you going on about?
surprisinglyx i’m pretty much the opposite of the average brush player. i (for some unknown reason) forget you can run with the thing most of the time!
You've got that one down. The fact that it can only one-shot with vertical swigs automatically makes it the worst roller in the game. If it was up to me, the Big Swig Roller would have super-fast horizontal AND vertical swigs AND suffer no falloff damage, and its kit would be Torpedo and Tenta Missiles.
1:37 You can use your specials at the end during the squid party. You always get one special during King Salmonid fights regardless of how many you used in the first 3 waves.
I think I'm the only splatoon player to use inverted stick, and I only turned them on because I thought they inverted the vertical movement. Now I can't go back cus that's how I learned to play
0:56 This but unironically. Ever since I first heard it I've thought it sounds like the femur breaker scream transitioned into that one Tyler1 scream, and I find that so incredibly funny I can't get scared by it.
Some of the emotes actually are really cringe tho 😅 And yes I would've preferred my old Jet Squelcher back, Tentamissles and all. "Man, these scale drops in Salmon Run are so good!" "I never throw a splat bomb in the same one as my team mates when trying to defeat a Flyfish" I feel these. 🤣
"I am really good at ALL of the weapons in this Salmon Run Rotation! Absolutely none of them will screw me or my team!" Seriously though, I have said an alarming number of these... (I do, in fact, miss splashdown, but it needs a bit of a buff. Turf is my fav mode but DEF not for the reason you gave, that truly would never be said.)
I have only played Turf War and Salmon run in terms of multiplayer up to this date and I love Brinewater. But you were right about one thing, I love using the inkbrush to annoy people!
'I would NEVER replay Octo Canyon and Octo Expansion while waiting for Side Order, and especially not beating all the levels in Alterna with all the weapon choices? Couldn't be me smh
"Man they should put Splashdown back into multiplayer instead of keeping it a story mode exclusive" That hurt me cosidering Splashdown was my favorite special in splat 2
Well, as a competitive player who reached 2600 in X Rank I actually miss sting ray. Yeah it felt like an unfair special because of the global range but just using it was so much fun.
genuinely the tutorial before you start the game is so hard for me because you can't change to inverted camera controls until after you get to splatsville. in third person games my brain registers the joystick as like the back of a big hollywood-style camera, so moving the back of the camera left should make the front of the camera point right
I love what they did with Mahi Mahi Resort. It was so bad before but now it feels so open and expansive. No I'm not an E-liter or Splatling main, why do you ask?
Should have been there: "Bamboozler is the best weapon in the game, man"
Damage up Bamboozler
@@LordyWordy That's not in Splat 3 tho
This is right though
@@BLBambooMK2 lol bamboo mains wish
I think you mean undercover brella
"Splash-o-matic is the worst weapon in the entire game and crab tank is mid!"
Every casual and low-level competitive player thinks this, if you use certain definitions of the words
Not crab tank 💀
Didn't crab get nerfed recently?
@@Painbrush_real yeah but it’s still on the perfect weapon for it and the special by itself is still really good
@@Therealgeorgekat Yes, but at least now Splash-O-Matic won't appear as often and honestly, good riddance. never liked that thing since Splatoon 1.
I ironically find turf war the most fun game mode. The ink and swim mechanics are best utilized in places with lots of nooks and crannies, while all the anarchy game modes create choke points where movement is limited.
"Brinewater is my favorite map in the game."
That hurt me on a very deep level.
Super Chump is the best special ever, change my mind
-no one ever
@@Aceburn5 A japanese team with double Super Chump literally won a big tournament against a double Crab team in finals on the day that Chump was released. What are you going on about?
Chump is only good if you have coordination
I love how it looks. Same with Mahi
I like Brinewater's design, but yeeeeah the stage sucks especially in ranked
"I feel like playing undercover brella today"
False, there are weirdos like me who main undercover
Its only good for splat zones🤷♀️
@@KextelOffical good for turf war and splatfests too
@@voice_0f_reason yeah that too i main it sometimes but I haven’t in a while
I would play undercover if it worked properly lol
“brush mains are not annoying at all”
im a brush main and please hear me out
there are those who play with dignity
and pussies
im both lol
all I know is to murder that ZR button
as a brush main i can confirm this is my life
As a brush main, I just rush at the other team with Doom music constantly playing in my head
As a brush main this is relatable
surprisinglyx i’m pretty much the opposite of the average brush player. i (for some unknown reason) forget you can run with the thing most of the time!
Tents missles are so balanced best special in splatoon’s history
I don't like the nerf that Tenta Missiles suffered in 2.0.0. That nerf was intended to hinder spamming-but I LIKE to spam.
Yeah easily the most broken op special in the game lol
I know right, kraken is so mid, and Off the hook is mid. Tenta missiles is a 10000/10
"Brella is so well designed, they never bug at all."
Big swig roller is a perfectly balanced weapon with a good kit
When big swig was first released, the main weapon isn’t half bad anymore
I’d say it’s still at least 3/4 bad
You've got that one down. The fact that it can only one-shot with vertical swigs automatically makes it the worst roller in the game. If it was up to me, the Big Swig Roller would have super-fast horizontal AND vertical swigs AND suffer no falloff damage, and its kit would be Torpedo and Tenta Missiles.
"I know the difference between H3 and L3"
"Clash Blaster kills way too fast!"
1:37 You can use your specials at the end during the squid party. You always get one special during King Salmonid fights regardless of how many you used in the first 3 waves.
As an explosher main, that tower control one is way too accurate. LIKE FOR GODS SAKE PUSH UP I CAN RIDE THE TOWER PLEASE JUST GOOOOOO
And I take offense to Explosher not being fun!
@@NiGHTcapD Exactly! It's a great weapon!
Explo is so fun. It’s kit isn’t the worst for it (it could be better tho) and it’s genuinely the least brain-dead slosher
Most people would never say "yeah that was my bad"
This goes for all team games
"I always make sure to have a ticket active. It helps me level up."
I always have a ticket active for that very reason...
I've said 10 of these things, and I've been playing since splat 1 which is terrifying
I miss stingray ONLY because it was fun in the mothership rounds.
“I hated Ruins of Ark Polaris as a Salmon Run Map”
"I don't know why people hate Tenta Missles, you can just dodge them"
"Sploosh o matic is impossible to climb the ranks with. It holds you back so much!"
1:46 Brush main here. Yes, we are self-aware of how obnoxious we are. But it's a rep we're proud of
"they should bribg back damage up, it was actually balanced and fair"
I actually did main N-Zap as my first weapon because I loved playing with the NES Zapper as a little kid.
"Big Man isn't that cool", I fucking, felt that
"bloblobber doesnt annoy me at all, theyre so easy to kill!"
Something I would never say: "Man I HATE rollers so much, wish they never existed fam."
I think I'm the only splatoon player to use inverted stick, and I only turned them on because I thought they inverted the vertical movement. Now I can't go back cus that's how I learned to play
Strongest Splatoon 3 player
you play explosher to make EVERYONE have no fun (on splat zones)
"marooners bay is my favorite salmon run map!"
It would be if there was a good spot for glow flies 😔
@@arthurgeddon854 yeah there is! It's six feet under.
"You know what ? I think i will play H3 today." Well, i love playing H3
“I respect brushes”
Am I, a brush main, really that annoying?
😭yes
"Can't wait to get moray tower on splatoon 3 !"
I ran a poll on Tumblr and 5% of players say they want shelendorf back. And 26% want moray towers
0:28 There's actually one shooter I wish they'd add to Splatoon 3: the Dual Squelcher. Really, I want that weapon to come back.
@@save_yakuza_5 Really?! They're adding it in the June update?
@@save_yakuza_5 I don't believe you. What are its sub and special?
@@save_yakuza_5 Oh, yes? Hate to break it to you, but you're thinking of the Dualie Squelchers.
1:36 Everyone does this
0:56 This but unironically. Ever since I first heard it I've thought it sounds like the femur breaker scream transitioned into that one Tyler1 scream, and I find that so incredibly funny I can't get scared by it.
I have heard enough of these online to say that this video is inaccurate
2:17 just insulting 💀💀💀
3:04 being called out
Nova aims perfectly! It also has a brilliant kill time! Best weapon in the game. No - the franchise.
I love the gameplay of the brellas, they don’t need any buffs or new kits!
"Shooters are too weak. They should make them all a little stronger"
You could had: I want MPU!
“Mid-o-matic”
Splash-o-middic
Splash-mid-matic
Me who didn't realize there was a timer in wahoo:
Has it been there this whole time? I couldn't play 2 bc Nintendo thought $20 was a good idea ok-
dude i used to play H-3 and now its hot ass so i play it like 1 time a month💀
Some of the emotes actually are really cringe tho 😅
And yes I would've preferred my old Jet Squelcher back, Tentamissles and all.
"Man, these scale drops in Salmon Run are so good!"
"I never throw a splat bomb in the same one as my team mates when trying to defeat a Flyfish"
I feel these. 🤣
Me, an explosher and inkbrush main: 🥲
I do want splashdown back tbh
Yes.
"I am really good at ALL of the weapons in this Salmon Run Rotation! Absolutely none of them will screw me or my team!"
Seriously though, I have said an alarming number of these... (I do, in fact, miss splashdown, but it needs a bit of a buff. Turf is my fav mode but DEF not for the reason you gave, that truly would never be said.)
Why are there so little Tenta Missile weapons? I love fighting against them!
"I would never run Quick Respawn on Splatana Wiper"
"crab is weak"
"I appreciate you telling me which way to go.'
Turf War? You mean weapon practice and learning?
i actaully really enjoy playing h-3, its just really satisfying to get a one shot
I AM THE 8.69 PERCENT
This is what I would never say: "TENTA MISSILES ARE SO BALNCED AND THEY DON'T SPAM ME AT ALL. THEY SOULD BE IN EVERY SPLATOON GAMETO COME."
1:16 That's not a lie at all. Every Reefslider main might say that.
The one thing I would NEVER say as an X rank splatoon player: "Man I just love to launch my inkstrikes at the end of a match of clam blitz."
Me who genuinely loves turf war and finds it more fun than anarchy 😅
I have only played Turf War and Salmon run in terms of multiplayer up to this date and I love Brinewater. But you were right about one thing, I love using the inkbrush to annoy people!
2:44 suddenly mobile game ad
"Oh golly, I'm going to rush shore and get my team so many shore eggs!"
Twice now they have claimed that they fixed Ultra Stamp. Twice now they have lied straight to my face.
clash isn't annoying
'I would NEVER replay Octo Canyon and Octo Expansion while waiting for Side Order, and especially not beating all the levels in Alterna with all the weapon choices? Couldn't be me smh
This game has such good weapon balance. I never get outclassed when I play undercover brella against splash-o-matic!
THE HORROBORROS SCREAM IS LITERALLY TERRIFYING
"Man they should put Splashdown back into multiplayer instead of keeping it a story mode exclusive"
That hurt me cosidering Splashdown was my favorite special in splat 2
Here’s something a splatoon player would never say, “Clam blitz is my favourite anarchy game mode!”
"Don't worry guys, next patch they'll buff brellas, for sure!"
"The brellas in this game are so overpowered, they need to be nerfed"
THE WAHOO TIMER
Who actually is afraid of a Japanese e liter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Squid Beatz was my favorite part of Splatoon 2, I wish they'd bring it back."
I actually enjoyed squid beatz 😅
"Crab tank is the worst special in the game! It feels so weak compared to something like stamp, which is obviously peak special design"
"I got 5 new cards from a tableturf pack!"
What's sad is that there could actually be someone out there with these exact opinions
1:03 THATS LITERALLY WHAT MY BROTER BASICALLY SAYS, hes new and plays turf war
“I don’t shit my pants when I see a Japanese E-liter on the other team.”
Honestly I wish I didn’t :,)
Me who wants to put something down but my favourite map is Mahi-Mahi and I use an ultra stamp:
Splatana is a bad weapon and the music stinks!
"I just love wahoo world's gimmick it changes up the game play"
i do like playing snipewriter though...
0:12 Saying that "Undercover is decent" is a lie is kind of an insult to me, because Undercover is my new favorite brella.
"I sure wish they nerfed Tenta Brella, too OP"
Something no reasonable person would say “brellas need to be nerfed”
“Wow! Crab tank sucks! They should buff it.”
Super Chump is the best special ever, change my mind
-no one ever
Here I am maining undercover brella out of spite
Well, as a competitive player who reached 2600 in X Rank I actually miss sting ray. Yeah it felt like an unfair special because of the global range but just using it was so much fun.
Main Power up would help balance out the game.
I actually want splashdown back in multiplayer
I use the "inverted" stick controls.
Tilting the stick right to make the camera pan left makes no sense whatsoever
I find it very funny that when you throwed the spalt bomb at the fly fish i bounced into the other side
''Brellas are the best class in the game''
“brellas don’t need buffs”
Honestly not even joking I want a shooter to get tenta missiles as it’s so rare in kits that they mite as well have removed it like splash down
genuinely the tutorial before you start the game is so hard for me because you can't change to inverted camera controls until after you get to splatsville. in third person games my brain registers the joystick as like the back of a big hollywood-style camera, so moving the back of the camera left should make the front of the camera point right
mad respect to any snipewriter and H-3 mains out there, you'll get a good kit someday 🫡