I hope he has new jokes now though...have heard this one at Manhattan (Gurgaon) twice now...though in all honesty it was a long time back The Lines are amazing though...I’ve seen this video at least thrice in the last 2 months
Society can't tell me shit now What do society say - Beta Engineering Karlo, "karli bro" To wo MBA Kar lo, "Haan Woh bhi karli" "Aur Batao, koi Naya khyal hai" Haan to Jo Karna hai Karo, "Haan wohi Kar rahe hain". Every time listen to this I laugh like never before 😂😂😂😂
I don’t know how many times I have seen this video.. Accent.. Pauses.. Gestures.. this is one of the best stand ups, I have gone through.. Even without no abusive words, it makes you laugh on every line.. keep up the good work man.. 👍🏻
You are simply masterpiece, the best part of your comedy it directly relates to everyone, din't required much more english language...Keep it up Sumeet
I've watched a lot of standup comedy videos including biswa and others but trust me this one is the best. No overacting no lame jokes just trying to be yourself, so friggin hilarious.. keep up the good work. 👌👌👍👍
When I am making tea or cleaning my desk or anything that takes 10-15 minutes I just play two videos of Sumit, this one and the other one 17 minutes long.
I'm also a freelancer, and my maid, I hate that lady. She preach to me about how important is to get a job. Just to ignore her I had to rent an office. Finally, she respects me. Hahahha
No no, you got it all wrong, Watch South Park sometimes, Then what would've happened goes like this: Here keep this extra 500 bucks shut your mouth and get your ass in kitchen and bake me some pie 🖖_ (Inspired from Eric Cartmen) Don't seek respect from everyone, establish Authority 🤣🤣🤣
I left my job because of your inspirational words now i m on my bed watching lizards believe me i m the happiest person now... Society : go and work Me : Fock off... \m/
Each line he spoked is very realistic and pretty funny i really enjoyed .the best part is that if u watch this again and again still u will feel the same fun and enjoyment
Sumit bhai!! You taught us pleasure of staying at home 2 yrs back!! Now everyone can understand your story of staying at home and doing nothing much better 🤣
Bhai sachchi I have watched this video more than 50 times.. and still laugh on every joke😂😂😂😂😂😂 your accent and expression everything is just awesome .. waiting for your next video on TH-cam 🙌🙌
What does society say.. Beta engineering karlo, karli bro...😂 Toh woh MBA karlo, wobhi kar karliya..😂 Aur batao koi naya khayal hai..? Ha To jo karna hai karo, ha wahi kar rahe hai..😂😂😉
I have seen his videos at least 10 times, but still every time when I listen his jokes seem new and I start imaging him getting up an just sitting on the bed. And I feel flabbergasted.....
He reminds me of FLASH from zootopia... totally laidback and relaxed. No aggresion just pure wit and intellect. His content is amazing thats why no galiyan and stuff and lastly he is hilarious with his punches and body language. Amazed by his unorthodox style and he carries himself nicely throughout and doesnt loose the audience. Just pure comedy gold
I work night shifts and have day insomnia I sleep in instalments. My maid too always gave me loser kind of look. If my mom served me food out of concern or to ensure food does not go waste my maid gave me a dirty look. I have gone thru this.
Why am I getting a feeling that he is sad/broken, lonely and yet making an effort to stay happy by spreading happiness through a wonderful performance. Take care.
Maid : ha bhaiya ghr per ho ? Ghr pr hi hoge 😂😂😂😂 best part really very rare stand up comdian who can make u watch the vedio all over again nd u can't get enough of it u want more vedios from him hands down u rock brother 😀😀😊 simply amazing
After 5-6 days bs pani hi to girta hai. 😂😂😂😂 OMG I laugh like hell. N the Maid part was superb. I laugh like crazzyyy after so long. Really appreciate ur talent
Awesome Sumit.. simply awesome. After a long time I heard something interesting and relatable. Loved your cynical & creepy sense of humor. Like you, after engineering and 5 years of working in an "MNC" I quit my job for no fine reason and since then I too stare at the wall and embarrass my maid. 😅
Sumit u r too good.Laughing at ourselves is very difficult . Loved every minute of your monlogue . Let it keep coming . Extremely incisive analysis of ones self . What society says matters very little as long as watching lizards is your passion and gives you happiness.
Dude I really loved this one man...!! Seriously u r amazing..! I share this with my friends n colleagues too...! I never get bored seeing this video..😆😆😂
You go to Niagra falls 5 times, 6th time you'll be like, "Kahan yar paani hi toh gir raha hai". You watch this video 5 times, 6th time you'll also be like, "Damn! This is still funny"
Ram Pratap abhishek upmanyu ,abhijeet ganguly .Meko inn dono se milta hua accent laga but content abhijeet and abhishek ka hee best hota hai .I looveee them xD ;_;
Sumit - I've been watching this video since you uploaded. I started a business in 2017 as I had a lot of free time then. I was relating to the story in this video a lot as I too was lying on my bed 24/7. Thought I should get up and start a business. So I did, I ran it for 5 years, lost a lot and stopped in 2022 and I'm again back to bed and watching this video. :) :) Every time I watch this video, it shows the mirror and pushes to do something better. But the laziness is pulling the legs so much !!
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Sumit Anand : I predicted the pandemic routine beforehand.
Kahi main samay toh nahi..😂😂
I guess he says this in one of his other videos. Kahi mai samay to nahi.
😂
I didn’t see the date and i thought it was shot recently 😂
Samay Raina disagrees 👀
😂😂😂😂
The most happiest person to be quarantined 😂😂😂😂😂
hahaha
😂😂😂😂
True that!
😂😂😂😂
But he is not I have seen his insta live
He is working from home for 2 years😂😂 he knew the future, he sent his uber driver to 2020 and asked him whether it's still worth it..!!😂
🤣🤣
😂 😂 😂
Underrated comment
Kya wo samay to nahi?
Super 😁😅
"I have a maid, I stay home and she thinks I'M a loser. And she's not wrong, but she should not think that, that's my dad's job" TRUTH.
lol
Haan Bhai sun liya tha humne bhi video mei
@@mikasastoenail 😂😂
this is called comedy, almost every line is a punch
World class
True
@@rahuldeshpande3742 hn BnB
I hope he has new jokes now though...have heard this one at Manhattan (Gurgaon) twice now...though in all honesty it was a long time back
The Lines are amazing though...I’ve seen this video at least thrice in the last 2 months
He has reached a new level of chill. Now he dont do weed. Weed does him. 😂🤣
i was reading your comment at 4:47 in the video. and i think you are right 😂
Hahaha
Society can't tell me shit now
What do society say -
Beta Engineering Karlo, "karli bro"
To wo MBA Kar lo, "Haan Woh bhi karli"
"Aur Batao, koi Naya khyal hai"
Haan to Jo Karna hai Karo, "Haan wohi Kar rahe hain".
Every time listen to this I laugh like never before 😂😂😂😂
"Bank mein naukri kar lo" is usually the next.. woh bhi kar liya isne :D
Really True👏😊😃👍😉
correct ....... Lol......
same here...i just burst out laughing when I hear this...
😂😂😂. this part was so hilarious and tha Niagra falls part
This man has reached dangerously alarming levels of freedom and nihilism
Well then we will witness something new in comedy
Absolutely..... That's what we are trying hard to achieve 🤣
I don’t know how many times I have seen this video.. Accent.. Pauses.. Gestures.. this is one of the best stand ups, I have gone through.. Even without no abusive words, it makes you laugh on every line.. keep up the good work man.. 👍🏻
You are simply masterpiece, the best part of your comedy it directly relates to everyone, din't required much more english language...Keep it up Sumeet
@@ravikantkale4019 sumit*
I've watched a lot of standup comedy videos including biswa and others but trust me this one is the best.
No overacting no lame jokes just trying to be yourself, so friggin hilarious.. keep up the good work. 👌👌👍👍
this is new...& hilarious 😂... this guy seems so lazy he won't even be responding to the comments 😂😂
so trueeee
nice one ..!
jeffrine savio at learning stage.. but new content. good one
jeffrine savio nice try to get a reply.
ey b0ss why would I do that... he's not my girlfriend or something...😂
he is the Rohit sharma.. among stand up comedians, as commentators says.. such "lazy elegance "
He even looks like him
True
@@shubhamkodape9790 Kipp or
Don't know Rohit Sharma but Sumit is THE talented stand up guy. Must be among top 2 Indian standup ..
@@navsenjoy 👀
After the joke his own laughter is the best part.
Awesome! Forget banking and engineering you are meant for Stand Up Comedy! 👍😂😂
Epic timing, and savage attitude towards society. . You're killing it!
Wohi toh kar rha hai😂😂
Have u seen anubhav singh's stand up🤔😇
The last part maid wala was excellent.. loved it 😂
Bhai..2-4 video aur daal do. Bc saal bhar se yahi video dekh rha hoon every week, but it doesn't feel like niagra fall. ,🤣
Yes exactly
ahhahahahahahh
His expressions are quite spot on. "Kahin main samay to nahi"... he's absolutely brilliant 👏
When you order it online:
''Ho jaega.''
When it arrives:
'' Ho hi jata hoga.'' 😂
What does it mean ...I don't speak the language
Underrated😂😂😂
@@sathyamshivam8891 it means
When u order it online
"It will happen"
When it arrives
"It should happen"
This comment is a meme material.
I watched it 100 times still I m not bored
Anyone same like me
Same is the case here...... Even when I feel sad...... I watch this episode of his
When I am making tea or cleaning my desk or anything that takes 10-15 minutes I just play two videos of Sumit, this one and the other one 17 minutes long.
I watch it every week,Its good for my health
exactly
Really 100 times ...u need to do something with ur life
Yar tumhaare pauses ki timing bohot perfect h 😂😂
I'm also a freelancer, and my maid, I hate that lady. She preach to me about how important is to get a job. Just to ignore her I had to rent an office. Finally, she respects me. Hahahha
Same...
Oh my god😅
🤔👍
No no, you got it all wrong, Watch South Park sometimes, Then what would've happened goes like this: Here keep this extra 500 bucks shut your mouth and get your ass in kitchen and bake me some pie 🖖_ (Inspired from Eric Cartmen) Don't seek respect from everyone, establish Authority 🤣🤣🤣
Ha ha ha ha ha
This comedian is gonna be huge one day. Amazing materiel!
Mrinmoy Roy He is..
One of the best in Delhi circle
Kahin tum samay to nahi...
the only reason to back here again and again is because of your way or style of telling the joke; expressions. natural and hilarious
Yes...
Yes i also agree 👍👍
I swear to GOD this is the best standup comedy i have ever seen 😂😂😂💯💯
Then you didn't Saw MY BIRTHDAY by Him
This is tge exact same thing I came here to comment
Watch Rohan desai
Its my birthday dekho.. its next level intelligence. And latest wale bhi dekho . He cracks smart jokes . He is a really smart guy.
@@sagittarius462that was the best stand-up till date!😂😂
Admit it that this isn't your first, second or third time watching this video XD
watching this almost 24th time
12 th time
Gazillionth time
True. Have already watched for like 20-30 times and watch it everytime after suggesting someone new😅😅
6th time
Sumit bhai, ek chij bohot pasand aayi aapki, unnecessary gaaliyan nahi dete AAP.. loads of wishes..
Nishant Ghodeswar 100% true , thats why i can share this with my dad 😁
True
bro you will get flabbergasted by watching the other bideo
@@mylaidbacklife no he is not Rich enough .....😂😂
@@skdlb3980 ab toh ho gyi wo cheez
Who's here in 2019? I always enjoy this 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Still here after 2 years 😭❤ I Love him yaar
me
All-time favourite
Me
27 September 2019,😎🤟
2020
I left my job because of your inspirational words now i m on my bed watching lizards believe me i m the happiest person now...
Society : go and work
Me : Fock off... \m/
Hi5 ashish ekka
🧐
How do you pay your bills
@@hashilmuhammed7680 If I tell you what I do for paying my bills you will be looking for a change. Lol.
@@TekkenPlayer just tell then
3:41 "ho hi jaata hoga" wtf 😂😂😂
Who all at the end were totally *flabbergasted* ? 😂😂😂
Lol I'm flabbergasted by seeing a comment referring to his new video on his one year old video.
Not flabbergasted, just surprised. I am not rich enough.
No ,I am Dalai Lama out of language barrier! 😂🤣
Prachi Jahagirdar sshhh muh band rakh apna
Shit😂😂
As an Engg and MBA, I can understand where you are coming from.Good one. njoyed fully.
Each line he spoked is very realistic and pretty funny i really enjoyed .the best part is that if u watch this again and again still u will feel the same fun and enjoyment
past of speak is spoke, what is spoked?
Sumit bhai!! You taught us pleasure of staying at home 2 yrs back!! Now everyone can understand your story of staying at home and doing nothing much better 🤣
"By the time u know where the money went, I'll be in another bank" epic😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hua hai mere sath. I lost almost 2 lakh rupees because of one such consultant. :P
Mine was when he addresses to the 🦎 lizard k tuune badaa kaam kar liya wall cross Kar k 😂😂
yea lol
Bhai sachchi I have watched this video more than 50 times.. and still laugh on every joke😂😂😂😂😂😂 your accent and expression everything is just awesome .. waiting for your next video on TH-cam 🙌🙌
SandeeP YadaV
Exactly same here bro ...
He is too funny:)
Me too
Even me...
SandeeP YadaV
Jhoott limit me bol
evrey time when i log in to utube. I watch this....
Expression at 4:30 is a killer. I totally love it.
And then.... "Kya karna hai wahaan ja ke?"
&
"itna to kar Haraamkhor"
Simply too funny.
"kya karna hai bahar* ja ke? "
"I get up on my bed *pause* and i stay there." His slight pause combined with those gestures and expressions. Lit performance. 👏 👏Absolutely love it.
,"She is not stealing any spoons from my house she knows that I won't able to buy it back""😂🤣😂
അത് തന്നെ 😂😂
@@ebin_c_babu poda malayali.. Evide nokiyalum ivenmarr
What does society say..
Beta engineering karlo, karli bro...😂
Toh woh MBA karlo, wobhi kar karliya..😂
Aur batao koi naya khayal hai..?
Ha To jo karna hai karo, ha wahi kar rahe hai..😂😂😉
Shaadi-naya khayal yeh ho sakta tha!
But anyways, this part was amazing!
badhiyan hai boss...now don't be lazy in uploading new videos
I have seen his videos at least 10 times, but still every time when I listen his jokes seem new and I start imaging him getting up an just sitting on the bed. And I feel flabbergasted.....
You didn’t have to bring all this up, and i thought we were friends
Yeh sab kya bol diya tumne.... Have you been using the word 'rendezvous' behind my back?
dude sexy comedy
laziness is completely shown in ur gestures 👌👌
"Ghar pe ho? Ghar pe hi hoge!" 😂😂
😂😂
Badass maid😂🤣😂🤣
1 minute into the video and I'm looking for the subscribe button ! kaaafi funny
I feel sorry for the life of those who hasn't seen this video including, MUKESH🤣🤣
Who came here after he won from Mukesh?😂😂😂
loser mukesh
I was flabbergasted
😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Ya
meh🤣🤣
He reminds me of FLASH from zootopia... totally laidback and relaxed. No aggresion just pure wit and intellect. His content is amazing thats why no galiyan and stuff and lastly he is hilarious with his punches and body language. Amazed by his unorthodox style and he carries himself nicely throughout and doesnt loose the audience. Just pure comedy gold
I work night shifts and have day insomnia I sleep in instalments. My maid too always gave me loser kind of look. If my mom served me food out of concern or to ensure food does not go waste my maid gave me a dirty look. I have gone thru this.
Dude are you really concerned about your maid judging you. Are you serious?
Jist get a new maid lol🤣
leading this life now - 4:07 . You lived in the future man, enjoyed lockdown 3 years ago
You nailed it! Work from home rocks :D
He is so realistic even in his comedy mode. . One of my favorite videos (y)
dude, your pauses are awesome.. Laziness at its best
Tenzin Nyendak Tibetan?
"Ha bhaiya ghar par ho?,Ghar par hi hoge": summary of 2020.
Why am I getting a feeling that he is sad/broken, lonely and yet making an effort to stay happy by spreading happiness through a wonderful performance. Take care.
Sakshi Gupta me too. Great artist
Sakshi Gupta same thoughts..
Sakshi Gupta ahem Shakespeare in house
Most of the comedians have a pretty lonely life.
Sakshi Gupta even I thought so.
New and the best content. Thanks man for a great laughter. 😂😁
Maid : ha bhaiya ghr per ho ? Ghr pr hi hoge 😂😂😂😂 best part really very rare stand up comdian who can make u watch the vedio all over again nd u can't get enough of it u want more vedios from him hands down u rock brother 😀😀😊 simply amazing
I have seen this atleast 8 times and still find it amazing and hilarious.
Who came on an uber pool!! Through god's grace and my moms over confidence!! Goodddd ! Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
This dude kills. Just discovered him... He is in a league above the rest.
"Ho jayega, Ho hi jata hain, I dnt know , I came on a Uber pool bro"....:) :) :)
I have watched this repeatedly and i still don't get bored. 😆
i watch this video every day and laugh the same amount every day 😂😂
best stand up comedy i have ever seen.....better than every other comedian
Abhishek Upamanyu is on par
After 5-6 days bs pani hi to girta hai. 😂😂😂😂 OMG I laugh like hell. N the Maid part was superb. I laugh like crazzyyy after so long. Really appreciate ur talent
2017: Work From Home is part of a Stand Up Comedy routine.
2020: THE NEW REALITY.
Awesome Sumit.. simply awesome. After a long time I heard something interesting and relatable. Loved your cynical & creepy sense of humor. Like you, after engineering and 5 years of working in an "MNC" I quit my job for no fine reason and since then I too stare at the wall and embarrass my maid. 😅
Hemant P toh ab aap kya kar rhe ho??? could u please tell sir
Still embarrassing my maid 😂
tell man, what are u doing?
He is a real comedian.! His every word makes the audience laugh. Love u man! Love u!. Want more videos from u.
Sumit u r too good.Laughing at ourselves is very difficult . Loved every minute of your monlogue . Let it keep coming . Extremely incisive analysis of ones self . What society says matters very little as long as watching lizards is your passion and gives you happiness.
The only guy who can do such level of stand-up comedy in English. Every single sentence he spoke made me laugh like hell. 😅
Same feeling mam and some for every beautiful who is talented and posses fire.
best stand up I have ever seen till now😎😎
Mom's overconfidence 🤣😂😂😂
Dude I really loved this one man...!! Seriously u r amazing..!
I share this with my friends n colleagues too...! I never get bored seeing this video..😆😆😂
LILY ADHIKARI love u too
I wish everybody has life and attitude like him😂😂
And job too
*such unnecessary demands* 😁
It's too relatable 😄😄😄
singapore to india in the same tshirt.....he was definitely working for a bank 😂😂😂😂
Ravi Singh Actually that's an Engineer's quality
Ravi Singh he is lazy
this man has some mighty sharp wit. beautifully done!
You go to Niagra falls 5 times, 6th time you'll be like, "Kahan yar paani hi toh gir raha hai".
You watch this video 5 times, 6th time you'll also be like, "Damn! This is still funny"
that.,"ho hi jaata hoga""😂😂
Same here
Seriously main vo line daily sunta bu to make my day
That feeling of laziness
Nishant Chandra bb
Akshit RastogiN
Amazing🤘🤸♀️..i have met this man twice.
He is in a totally diffrnt league in comedy from others.
Best of the bestest comedy I've ever seen MAN .....
PAKISTAN
I just can't understand the reason behind dislikes for this video. how anyone can dislike it !! the best stand up comedian I've ever seen..
Are you Abhishek Upmanyu's elder brother?
his hindi accent is exact same
i swear i said the same thing
Ram Pratap abhishek upmanyu ,abhijeet ganguly .Meko inn dono se milta hua accent laga but content abhijeet and abhishek ka hee best hota hai .I looveee them xD ;_;
dude, I was also thinking the same xD
their Hindi accent is almost identical.
ho jayega ho hi jata hoga & afternoon nap in morning was awesome.😂😂
Just in case, she needs a Boyfriend
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Body language.. dialogue delivery... attitude... jokes.... all are awesome... ur as good as top level comics.
except one thing... I've a maid...
sheeeeeee doesn't respect me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
constantly trying to impreSs my own maid😂😂😂😂
pooja gupta like I stay home she thinks I looser which is not wrong but she should not think that, that's my dad's job.. 😂
That irresistible laugh is contagious n deliberate laziness is impeccable throughout the play
"By the time you know where the money went i will be in another bank" hahahahah :D #superfunny #likeabhishekupamanyu
The presentation of this guy is impeccable.
This guy knows the meaning of life 💯
Is there anyone like me who watched more than one time ?! :p dude you are hilarious... _/\_
The first time I watched this, I laughed so loud and so much! And yes, I watched it like 6-7 times in a row!
Yes brother. He is awesome. timing expression delievery everything outstanding
It's amazing !
I don't know why I'm watching once in three day.. very hilarious.. I like his lazy attitude, n the way he laugh. Do more sumit.....
Yes, he needs to do more!
Those 713 dislikes r from his boss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or Recruitment consultant :)
ritul sharma haha... Exactly
such a fat face
And his maid
Sumit - I've been watching this video since you uploaded. I started a business in 2017 as I had a lot of free time then. I was relating to the story in this video a lot as I too was lying on my bed 24/7. Thought I should get up and start a business. So I did, I ran it for 5 years, lost a lot and stopped in 2022 and I'm again back to bed and watching this video. :) :) Every time I watch this video, it shows the mirror and pushes to do something better. But the laziness is pulling the legs so much !!
pulp fiction tshirt ❤❤❤
Ahmed you should watch his king Kong show
Gazab :D
Hojaega ho hi jata hoga 😂😂
3 mins into this video and I was just flabbergasted
Himanshu Kawli i was simply surprised. I''m not that rich😂
Those laughs as a break among the jokes, damn!
Lazily so happy♥
Those who disliked it i guess they envy his life.
Rohit Tamaskar yep, they need a career change ;p
watch Santosh Pathak stand up on Indian Ads and Mumbai Local..................... very funny :)
I disliked, because he generalized maids as thief. Don't think everyone idiots like you.
His life is sad and pathetic. He wasted all his youth doing something he wasn't passionate about. Nobody should envy it.
Jnjjpppopopoooj
bahut hi amazing.. bilkul fresh content
Punch after punch after punch!!
We can't ever get enough of this video. What a set and an execution. 🙌
I have been watching this several times on monthly basis. I totally love this. 😁😁