.... ngl kiiiinda wishing they woulda cast Dylan Mulvaney as Snow White rn.... Absolute redemption for coorporate America and Dylan all in one move. Missed opportunity.
@@spiteful_mikeLol if they did that, I would laugh uproariously and dance in the ashes of Disney's corpse as the parents finally destroy the castle itself.
“…she’s fearless, fair, brave and true.” You can’t be brave if you’re fearless. Bravery requires fear. Tell us your movie is poorly written without saying it’s poorly written.
You know what type of people are fearless? Psychopaths, everyone is fearful of something. If you are in fact without fear, that means something is wrong with the wiring in your head.
Judging by her levels of intelligence, comprehension, and self-awareness (to which all are nearing nonexistence) I'd say she'd have to write that in crayon but I'm afraid she might hurt herself.
They make these strong female characters virtually flawless, while also making most male characters helpless and highly flawed. Wonderful "progress" there
They all end up boring because female characters can’t have flaws and men can’t have virtues. Plus it’s so opposite to real life. By who they are afraid to portray as weak, you can tell who is really weak.
@@RanMouri82 remember kids. women are born absolute perfect beings with zero flaws... yeah remember looking up to classics like samus. entire family murdered by an alien. she said hell no. became the universes bounty hunter and protector. or mulan. men cant be warriors or leaders. sure she had it tough. but she showed an entire nation. kinda wanna fit in jeane as well.
As I said on Critical Drinker's video: Snow White's focus in the animated film was in trying not to get murdered. Prince Charming was more or less a bonus prize she got to take home.
I mean, there are lots of women more beautiful than her... that actress ain't it tho. Honestly Kevin Heart in a dress would be just as pretty as snow white. (and make as much sense)
@@ricardokojin7yes, there are more attractive women, but the story of Snow White relies on Gal being _jealous_ of those women. And i don't see it happening, from the interviews and statements she has made she appears very confident but kind.
She's probably jealous of her leadership rights now. Almost certainly. She's trying to kill her because of the line of succession and has absolutely nothing to do with beauty Now. I bet you hundred dollars.
Actress who claims she and other girls can finally see themselves in a character because of diversity, posted pictures of her self as a child, dressed as said character before “diversity” was invented. You can’t make this up.
@@Kira-rk6yf if she managed to cosplay as a character she didn’t share a race with as a child, so can other children. You don’t need to share the race of a character to identify with or see yourself in that character. She either doesn’t believe what she’s saying (hypocrite) or she’s just lacks self awareness.
@@Kira-rk6yf If being the same skin color as a character was a requirement to identify with and relate to them then Commander Thrawn from the Star Wars Legends novels would not have a million fans and the Avatar movies by James Cameron would have flopped and the Blue Man group would have never been so popular.
It's extremely sad that people don't see the point of the story of Snow White. It's not about a princess needing saving or physical beauty, but the beauty of someone's heart. Snow White is the fairest of them all because she has a pure and genuine kind heart, a inner beauty that surpassed even the physical attractiveness of the queen. The queen is jealous because she believes the mirror is talking about Snow White's physical appearance and tries to kill her, turning her soul from a petty rotten is into something disgusted and wicked. And at the end of the story the queen disguises herself as an old ugly lady, showing what she truly is on the inside. However Snow White is a gentle kind soul who gets rewarded for her genuine nature, with the huntsman not hunting her, the dwarves allowing her to live with them, and finding someone who would save her and her time of need. That's the whole point of the story, be a nice person and you get rewarded be a bad person and you're just a bitch.
I agree with you, you're 100% correct. But, honestly, I don't think that is Disney's vision for the movie. According to some of the plot revealed, it might end up being the very opposite. We will see. But here is the ironic thing. If it were all about having a pure heart, looks wouldn't matter, and yet. It mattered to them a lot, just as much as it matter to their other live action remakes.
@@MarvinPowell1 When I saw the pictures, I thought more along the lines of "Mocha Latte and the 7 Gender Studies Majors", but these are solid options too.
"she's not waiting for her prince" that's the story of snow white "she's not dreaming about true love" That' the story of snow white "there's no dwarves" THATS THE STORY OF SNOW WHITE
The woke mob flipped out over the Lilo and Stitch casting for the actress being too light skinned, despite her actually being a brownish, native Hawaiian girl. Yet these clowns will sit there and call you a bigot for calling out them changing a character with "skin as white as snow" to hispanic. It's the blatant mind numbing hypocrisy that tilts me the most.
@jonelrobinson5189... It makes perfect sense. These social justice weirdos like doing things to inspire anger and disgust. They ENJOY inflicting negative feelings on strangers
It's a noteworthy phenomenon. Contradictions only exist for people who actually think about ideas and see what they imply. If you spend literally no thought, you can happily advocate for any number of contradictory ideas at once. Yay?
If they wanted to be "more modern", just have Gal Gadot be Snow White. If people argue "but she's too oldddddddd", then just have the moral of the movie be "you can still find your prince. It's never too late to find your happy ending." Also by listening to Dinklage and removing the dwarfs, they're basically telling those with height impairment that they aren't even good enough for roles MADE SPECIFICALLY TO INCLUDE THEM. I can't think of a bigger insult honestly.
I like how those with height impairment are already typecast with a single role being open once every few years to audition for, but a disney film with SEVEN DWARVES uses a bunch of normal height people in order to promote "diversity"....
In the original it was the dwarves that killed the Queen after she poisoned snow white with the apple. Prince did not even show up until the end. Snow White was not e even looking for love, it found her!
And the message is "your turn is done, your time is over, the world will move on without you" now the only question is who is the message for and who is crafting/manufacturing for them?
Dude this is like having the rock as the villain being jealous of daniel radcliffe’s chadness as the mc but if daniel radcliffe wasn’t an incredibly talented actor that could pull the role off and make the movie actually good.
@@Ggggggfefdff To be fair, the very first remake ever, in silent film, came out 6 months after the original. Part of the problem is they replaced professional voice actors with celebrities, but they are two different skill sets.
I feel like I've seen this comment before, but it is the truth. the only other actor of the same stature is Warwick Davis, and I think he's a bigger and better actor
@@ItsAGundamJust add some red lipstick and the whole Snow White look is done! What could be more diverse than letting a man play a princess? *Sarcasm off*
"Snow White and the Huntsman" already did what Disney claim they want to do. And despite its flaws i can already predict it will probably look like a masterpiece compared to what Disney will release
@@gentlyvillainousand it employed 7 dwarf actors and gave them unique personalities as well. I can guarantee that both Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman have also portrayed Snow as an absolute Boss way better than the Disney one will.
The ENTIRE PREMISE of the TV series 'Once Upon A Time' is that all the fairy tale characters have been translated to the real world and take on 'modern' variations of their old roles. And yes, it features an Evil -Queen- Mayor who is totally jealous of her stepdaughter and tries to destroy her.
@@TheLimeinacoconut bro the dwarves were honestly the best part, I loved those guys. It did a great job in taking the original “mood” aspects of the characters and fleshing them out while also adding more to them.
This film is a giant middle finger to Walt Disney himself. He never wanted anyone to mess with Snow White. He even fired staff for working on a sequel behind his back!
Everything the Disney company has been doing lately has been one giant middle finger to Walt. It's all about tearing down statues, figurative and literal.
I can't wait for the live-action Black Cauldron. The Cauldron of Color is gonna be lit. I heard they cast Dinklage as Hen Wen, Eliot Page as Taran, Laverne Cox as the princess, and Katt Williams as Gurgi.
Snow 'White': Who are you? 'Dwarf 1': We're the Seven Dwarves 'Dwarf 2': Every single one of us Snow 'White': But you're not all Dwarves... That one black female 'dwarf': So?!
Gal evidently know thats trash. First thing she said was - the Prince is not gona save her and smiled. hapily. cos she will get her check while knowing this trash will burn XDD also cos ppl will want to fck her than the little palebrownsnowwhite XD
To be fair they seem quite desperate to crash her career with no survivors she should look around for different agents she's being wasted. So many great actresses that never get used. It's like they'd rather get old doing nothing then risk their careers on smaller independent movies that might become something. Like Cameron Diaz knew how big something about mary would be or if that was even her break out sometime around then.
"She's dreaming about the leader she can be" - just like everything else they're releasing these days... her only obstacle is getting the world to realize how awesome she is.
Just like Burton's Alice in Wonderland... same pathetic, over-compensating female delusions of grandeur. Self-serving, self-absorbed narcissism disguised as "women's empowerment" and "liberation" from the (fictional) patriarchy. It was pathetic the first time we saw it, and it's gone down hill since then.
Disney: "these photos are obvious fakes and designed to make us look bad" Also, Disney: "The photos are real and don't look bad, if you said they're bad then you're literally worse than mussolini"
at least mussolini is someone people give a shit about, they will still be talking about him in the next 2 years, at which point no one will remember or be talking about this pile of crap.
@@Mrmidknight-yx9pgmore like they’re spending time with western media, cause everything “bad” about China come from the western media’s mouth, I am still waiting for their proof over the claim of “human rights violations” in Xinjiang, which they haven’t been able to show anything lol, the west are all bark and no bite.
It amazes me that the originals are literally called Timeless Classics, yet these "people" creating garbage "need to update" them for current year as if Timeless doesn't mean the story holds up no matter how long ago it was made
My favorite part of the movie is when Snow White and the queen had a rap battle and then she looked into the camera and said "At least I'm not a small orange man!"
After living through these live action remakes one after another. I'm sure all this mess is a large, drawn-out scam to make the interest of the actual classics so popular. So, when the commercials comes back we're releasing the old classics from the Disney vault drops. All of them will be expensive as as shit so they can get their profits back.
@@Kira-rk6yfshe wasn't homeless. What story did you read? The entire story revolves around her living with the dwarves and being the caretaker of the household.
There will be nothing left for them to ruin for ESG points, kids don't care much about race, my kid loves Doc McStuffins and I as kid loved Cyborg from Teen Titans, my mom to this day remembers me screaming "Booyah!" while watching TV
I love that Dinklage is almost single-handedly undoing every forward step that dwarfism has taken in entertainment just because he's mad that he can't reach things on the bottom shelf. He's so self-important and it's hilarious to me.
I just can't wrap my head around what the hell was going through his mind. Like, set aside the fact the Willow series was crap for a second, did Dinklage also thing Warwick Davis should have been recast as Willow because Nelwyn were offensive to little persons?
It's obvious he just doesn't want 7 new actors that at least one or 2 of them would have given very good performances and would end up taking a role in the future that Peter could have had for himself. He's literally just protesting the possibility of having 7 new dwarf actors to compete with for roles.
i remember a german version of snow white a few years ago in which snow white is just a white girl but the main focus was on the dwarves and they casted exclusively german comedians for the roles which resulted in hilarious jokes and overall just a fun experience instead of some kind of "deeper" message
Wait you mean a movie that was made for the audiences to have fun and laugh? That exists? Well thank you that gives me hope. Sadly comedy for a long time here in burgerland has been about Amy Schumer wafting her vagina fumes into the microphone.
I heard part of the story plot is that they sent the one dwarf that identified as they / them away as a distraction so that when the evil queen asked "where are they" the mirror just focuses on the one "dwarf" instead of the rest of the group.
I grew up on thick fairy tale books and classical Disney animated movies (that includes Snow White and the Seven Dwarves) and I love them as they are. I'm not bothered by the lack of representation because such superficial and shallow concept is unknown to me. It breaks my heart to see my childhood fairy tales and movies get twisted into something UNRECOGNISABLE.
@@riskvideos Depends where you live. Here in America Disney has a trademark on Thor and Activision/Blizzard owns the WORD Cataclysm. Other games with Cataclysm in their name before that trademark have had to retroactively change their names like Homeworld: Cataclysm.
@@Drak976 You referenced everything irrelevant to fairy tales and them being public domain in an attempt to counter argue. Good job contributing absolutely nothing.
Disney like a crash between a semi-truck oil tanker and a train, both collide in a spectacular way, both ending at the bottom of a deep lake. Somehow botch catches fire underwater... and explode
Every time I hear Hollywood speak I remember what my dad used to say when I was younger: "There are starving people in Africa that die hungry and impoverished every day, yet here you are pissing away money at the wind for useless crap."
@@Zikimura We better finish our plates of way way too many carbs or else somehow an African child starves. Were they going to fly him my leftovers? Wait shouldn't I then save my leftovers? I'm still confused. Also sending Doctors and food to Africa might not be that helpful if you think about it. If you're an African Doctor or Farmer how can you possibly compete with free? We make it harder for them to stand on their own 2 feet same as immigration. We only bring over the best and brightest? Even if true that means we're head hunting and poaching the very people these countries need to fix their situation.
@@Robert_D_MercerParents aren't really required to explain the logical and political realities of the pithy phrases they say, to get their kid to stop spending their pocket money on dozens of funko pops.
I genuinely thought that the image of the seven "dwarves" was just a bunch of larpers when I first saw it and not seriously the cast of a new Disney live action remake. I was genuinely shocked when I found out it was real.
I just phoned my boss to tell im gonna be late for work this morning . I just got the notification this video existed from youtube. Its friday and i busted ass the first 4 days PAPPA GUNDAM takes precedence.
What happened to the description “Hair as black as Ebony, lips as red as a Rose, and skin as white as Snow”? Does that mean nothing to anyone who is making a sketch of a person? That is a very clear and specific description of a person.
It's modern-day Disney. The only thing sacred to them is their wokeness. That's why they're making a live-action "non-Snow not-White" instead of something to actually represent the minorities they claim to be so concerned about. If you didn't like black red-haired Ariel or brown Snow White, I got bad news for you: there's a bunch of old white characters to be race-swapped and wokefied still.
@@YourKawke Gingers first. They have a diversity computer and it has a spelling error because it has the same letters as another word so all gingers in this error are automatically replaced.
@@daurydavis3983 They can’t. The Author of the Tarzan Books family sued Disney’s @$$ off for adapting it without permission. That’s why Tarzan is now permanently in the VAULT.
I think the one thing a reboot of Snow White could improve from the original is giving more character to the prince… but that would mean a man did something
VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!!! that's my saying. 😢 tears of joys. More than 40 years and it finally came back around. 😢I'm short. Short is our word for being not tall. VERTICALLY CHALLENGED 😂
The Prince never "saved" Snow White. She survived by fate/happenstance. First the Queens poison failed to kill her properly, then the dwarves preserved her body instead or burying her, then the Prince just felt sorry for such a pretty young girl dying and kissed her out of sadness, he never thought she would wake up or am I remembering the story wrong?
The pair were already flirting at the beginning of the film, when she was in rags and treated like a maid. I would call it a good-bye kiss. To Disney's credit, even back then they knew the value in romantic set ups. We even see it in Sleeping Beauty, with the prince and Aurora meeting in the woods, and in Cinderella the pair don't simply dance, they have have an intimate stroll, getting to know each other.
In the original Sleeping Beauty story, the prince not only kisses her, he outright sexes her up. These do nothing to waken her. Yet he is still so entranced that he has her put in a glass coffin and taken to his castle. ON THE WAY, someone accidentally drops the coffin and the piece of apple falls out of her throat. Oops! You'd think the moderns would like this because the prince is only indirectly responsible... it's more of an accident.
If Snow White eats the apple and falls into a deep sleep, how does she wake up if the prince doesn't rescue her with true love's kiss? The poisoned apple is kind of central to the story. I guess it could end with Snow White beating the evil queen to death with a sack of apples instead. Maybe the prince holds the sack for her and that's why he's needed in the movie. My favorite dwarf is the tall one because he identifies as a dwarf and so all of us can.
9:19 “She’s not going to be dreaming about true love. She’s going to be dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.” Translation: Loving others < self exaltation
The plot of Snow White and Seven Dwarfs is about Snow White trying to get away from a jealous Queen and met the Dwarfs she befriended and gain their trust. And in turn they became her trusted companions and chased after Queen's old hag butt to give her the pounding if the boulder didn't rock her over.
Man, Snow Brown and the Seven EBT Recipients is going to be a smash hit! This is going to help save the House of Mouse!!! Yeeeaaaahh...the destruction of Disney can't get here fast enough.
Don't worry, they'll just get bought up by Blackrock or some other ESG-infested company that will keep pumping out nonsense using it's corpse as an advertisement.
Peter Dinklage thrived and succeeded off of being a dwarf actor and then shuts the door on the rest of dwarf actors who would have made names for themselves and who made him the dwarf gate keeper
"It´s no longer 1937" Usually when someone says that Disney is making a modern day fairytale, my mind goes to 2007´s Enchanted, which was exactly that and was a really charming movie, but sadly is way easier to pull on people nostalgia than actually trying good writting.
@zookeeper8604 Yeah that one too, I think they did quite good with Tiana, she just wanted to have a honest job and move along on life, no princess nor royal business or anything.
Apparently he wants to be the ONLY dwarf that gets work. Ever see the show "Life's Too Short" with Warwick Davis? Hilarious mocumentary with many actors playing themselves (and mocking themselves!), but Warwick runs a Actor's Agency specifically for Dwarfs but tries to take all the good roles for himself! Great HBO series that deserved another season or two!
I never heard Dinklage say anything when he worked on "Tiptoes", you know, that movie where Gary Oldman plays a dwarf and had to literally walk on his knees for the role.
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.... ngl kiiiinda wishing they woulda cast Dylan Mulvaney as Snow White rn.... Absolute redemption for coorporate America and Dylan all in one move.
Missed opportunity.
@@spiteful_mikeLol if they did that, I would laugh uproariously and dance in the ashes of Disney's corpse as the parents finally destroy the castle itself.
Guessing the next line action remake is going to be The Fox and The Hound .
A re imagining as a gay love story between furries.
Disney used to touch our hearts, now they touch us inappropriately.
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@NickReilly-iv6jg to be fair, Walt was a hack as well. Every movie they made was stolen from old fairy tales. Disney has never been original
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“…she’s fearless, fair, brave and true.” You can’t be brave if you’re fearless. Bravery requires fear. Tell us your movie is poorly written without saying it’s poorly written.
No wonder they don’t want to pay shit to writers, they always write the same Mary Sue character over and over again
truth.
@@otozm92 but wahmens are always super duper strong and perfect, ya maaaaasaaaaagynist
You know what type of people are fearless? Psychopaths, everyone is fearful of something. If you are in fact without fear, that means something is wrong with the wiring in your head.
Judging by her levels of intelligence, comprehension, and self-awareness (to which all are nearing nonexistence) I'd say she'd have to write that in crayon but I'm afraid she might hurt herself.
They make these strong female characters virtually flawless, while also making most male characters helpless and highly flawed. Wonderful "progress" there
They all end up boring because female characters can’t have flaws and men can’t have virtues. Plus it’s so opposite to real life. By who they are afraid to portray as weak, you can tell who is really weak.
All these Mary Sues give nothing for me as a female to aspire to. It's unrealistic and insulting.
Feminist must start creating only girls.
whitepo- wait wrong timeline.
WOMANPOWER!
@@RanMouri82 remember kids. women are born absolute perfect beings with zero flaws...
yeah remember looking up to classics like samus. entire family murdered by an alien. she said hell no. became the universes bounty hunter and protector.
or mulan. men cant be warriors or leaders. sure she had it tough. but she showed an entire nation. kinda wanna fit in jeane as well.
As I said on Critical Drinker's video: Snow White's focus in the animated film was in trying not to get murdered. Prince Charming was more or less a bonus prize she got to take home.
Loved when she found the large dinklageberry clinging to her back side and adopted it as her little boy.
Gal Gadot, jealous of another woman's beauty is by far the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen from Disney
I mean, there are lots of women more beautiful than her... that actress ain't it tho. Honestly Kevin Heart in a dress would be just as pretty as snow white. (and make as much sense)
@@ricardokojin7yes, there are more attractive women, but the story of Snow White relies on Gal being _jealous_ of those women.
And i don't see it happening, from the interviews and statements she has made she appears very confident but kind.
She's probably jealous of her leadership rights now. Almost certainly. She's trying to kill her because of the line of succession and has absolutely nothing to do with beauty Now. I bet you hundred dollars.
It would be more believe if they switched so that Gal Gadot plays Snow White instead. And that woman who plays Snow White can be the witch.
In-before it turns out that her character isn't actually the villain, she's just "misunderstood".
Actress who claims she and other girls can finally see themselves in a character because of diversity, posted pictures of her self as a child, dressed as said character before “diversity” was invented. You can’t make this up.
The hypocrisy is off the charts, isn't it?
@@Kira-rk6yfAs a child, why was she dressing up as a character she could in no way identify with since the skin tone is different?
@@Kira-rk6yf if she managed to cosplay as a character she didn’t share a race with as a child, so can other children. You don’t need to share the race of a character to identify with or see yourself in that character. She either doesn’t believe what she’s saying (hypocrite) or she’s just lacks self awareness.
@@Kira-rk6yf If being the same skin color as a character was a requirement to identify with and relate to them then Commander Thrawn from the Star Wars Legends novels would not have a million fans and the Avatar movies by James Cameron would have flopped and the Blue Man group would have never been so popular.
@@Kira-rk6yfThe thinking that someone can't relate to another person because of their skin tone is racist.
It's extremely sad that people don't see the point of the story of Snow White. It's not about a princess needing saving or physical beauty, but the beauty of someone's heart. Snow White is the fairest of them all because she has a pure and genuine kind heart, a inner beauty that surpassed even the physical attractiveness of the queen. The queen is jealous because she believes the mirror is talking about Snow White's physical appearance and tries to kill her, turning her soul from a petty rotten is into something disgusted and wicked. And at the end of the story the queen disguises herself as an old ugly lady, showing what she truly is on the inside. However Snow White is a gentle kind soul who gets rewarded for her genuine nature, with the huntsman not hunting her, the dwarves allowing her to live with them, and finding someone who would save her and her time of need. That's the whole point of the story, be a nice person and you get rewarded be a bad person and you're just a bitch.
I agree with you, you're 100% correct. But, honestly, I don't think that is Disney's vision for the movie. According to some of the plot revealed, it might end up being the very opposite. We will see. But here is the ironic thing. If it were all about having a pure heart, looks wouldn't matter, and yet. It mattered to them a lot, just as much as it matter to their other live action remakes.
Unfortunately that’s not the message disney wants to push out and they’re making it obvious.
I have to admit, a version of Snow White where the prince is hanging out with Snow White to get closer to her stepmother is pretty original.
You know Disney has had a hard time lately but I'm pretty sure AOC White and the seven Seattle baristas will turn it around for them
I've heard someone online call this Sand Brown and The Seven Diversity Hires.
@@MarvinPowell1 When I saw the pictures, I thought more along the lines of "Mocha Latte and the 7 Gender Studies Majors", but these are solid options too.
My favorite is "Snow Brown and the Seven Dirty Hippies."
I've heard Snow White and the Seven Figure Loss
Guys, these are all awesome
The new Snow White movie is a perfect example of everything that's wrong with modern Disney.
ALL THE DISNEY REMAKES in general are examples of everything wrong with Disney
Don't eat brown snow😨
@@chasehedges6775but Cinderella was a rare exception
It really is.
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While I feel for Gundam's sanity, watching him sputter & scream at all this stupidity and insanity puts a smile on my face. Stay strong!
"she's not waiting for her prince"
that's the story of snow white
"she's not dreaming about true love"
That' the story of snow white
"there's no dwarves"
THATS THE STORY OF SNOW WHITE
The woke mob flipped out over the Lilo and Stitch casting for the actress being too light skinned, despite her actually being a brownish, native Hawaiian girl. Yet these clowns will sit there and call you a bigot for calling out them changing a character with "skin as white as snow" to hispanic. It's the blatant mind numbing hypocrisy that tilts me the most.
They are just racists that hate us White people.
Leftists are by nature, hypocrites...
it's not an accident. it's designed to do this to you.
@jonelrobinson5189... It makes perfect sense. These social justice weirdos like doing things to inspire anger and disgust. They ENJOY inflicting negative feelings on strangers
It's a noteworthy phenomenon. Contradictions only exist for people who actually think about ideas and see what they imply. If you spend literally no thought, you can happily advocate for any number of contradictory ideas at once. Yay?
If they wanted to be "more modern", just have Gal Gadot be Snow White. If people argue "but she's too oldddddddd", then just have the moral of the movie be "you can still find your prince. It's never too late to find your happy ending." Also by listening to Dinklage and removing the dwarfs, they're basically telling those with height impairment that they aren't even good enough for roles MADE SPECIFICALLY TO INCLUDE THEM. I can't think of a bigger insult honestly.
Simple, there's a 'minority' hierarchy
everyone's forgetting the third option: camera tricks. if you've ever seen LOTR, all the short characters are normal sized irl.
@@613-shadow9 Yeah but in LOTR Hobbits and Dwarves are different.
I like how those with height impairment are already typecast with a single role being open once every few years to audition for, but a disney film with SEVEN DWARVES uses a bunch of normal height people in order to promote "diversity"....
@@ArgedisAnd people with disabilities are near the bottom.
In the original it was the dwarves that killed the Queen after she poisoned snow white with the apple. Prince did not even show up until the end. Snow White was not e even looking for love, it found her!
Snow Brown and the 6 multi-cultural, diverse adults and 1 dwarf. What a great movie.
More Mud Brown.
It's not about making a good movie, It's about sending a message.
The response being "bruh"
They have to make Snow Brown, because the last dozen movies just weren't enough
It's literally Liberal Propaganda, It's a part of the culture wars and the elites believe that their Social Engineering will work this time.
And the message is "your turn is done, your time is over, the world will move on without you" now the only question is who is the message for and who is crafting/manufacturing for them?
Expensive message that know one will watch besides wierdos.
This is why we should encourage the writers strike to continue for as long as possible
The established writers are using the strike to purge these woke millennials from the writers guild !!!
If only it would affect the executives as well. We all know they'll profit somehow some way in this strike.
STRIKE FOREVER!!
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STRIKE FOREVER!!
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STRIKE FOREVER!!
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@@phantom8926 I don't think they will profit, but for sure unless the strike goes for a year they won't lose anything :)
@@lexnight8345 they should be the first effected. Shit would change faster that way.
Dude this is like having the rock as the villain being jealous of daniel radcliffe’s chadness as the mc but if daniel radcliffe wasn’t an incredibly talented actor that could pull the role off and make the movie actually good.
You literally saw the change In Gal Godot's demeanor when that actress started talking girl boss, "Thanks, you just killed the last shred of hope".
Disney: *makes another soulless remake*
Everyone: "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!"
@Ggggggfefdff it's been 7 years? God I feel old
@@GgggggfefdffNo way it was 7 years.
@@Ggggggfefdff To be fair, the very first remake ever, in silent film, came out 6 months after the original. Part of the problem is they replaced professional voice actors with celebrities, but they are two different skill sets.
Peter Dinklage is the definition of pulling the ladder up behind him .
*the stepstool
No kidding. All the other performers with dwarfism must absolutely hate Dinklage.
I feel like I've seen this comment before, but it is the truth. the only other actor of the same stature is Warwick Davis, and I think he's a bigger and better actor
@madbwoy84 No, Warwick is actually shorter.
@@theeffete3396 wrong context, but yes, that I do know. my mentioning was in more well known, not height
hearing and seeing this makes me want the director to revert our expectation by letting the evil queen win. i am really rooting for her now ;)
In case I do see that movie on tv someday, I'll be routing for her as well. A 100% in it for the evil queen.
"Snow Not-White and the Seven Not-Dwarves"
ItsAGundam should have been Snow White. He has the perfect golden brown skin and luscious hair and he would read those dwarves to filth
They weren't ready for my Girl boss arc
@@ItsAGundamyasss kween 💅💅💅
you are hotter than that chick. The Evil Queen should be scared
@@ItsAGundamJust add some red lipstick and the whole Snow White look is done!
What could be more diverse than letting a man play a princess?
*Sarcasm off*
@@leymix08Not gonna lie, he even looked better back when he made the Bad Dad videos and had that derpy fake mustache and the messed up hair.
Traditional Disney (2D) > Modern Disney (3D)
Battlebit (a 15$ 3 man dev team low poly roblox like game) > Battlefield + new COD
Virgin modern disney
Chad Golden age
We all wish Disney went back to 2d animation but they won’t because it’s Disney.
It's not even "3D".
@@bigguy7353 so are we two dimensional?
This is going to make Snowillion dollars. It'll be THE movie of all time. It will literally save lives.
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As a Spanish native speaker, that "Ay Dios Mio!" (Oh my God) had a 100% perfect spanish accent, LMFAO. Nicely done 👏
"Snow White and the Huntsman" already did what Disney claim they want to do. And despite its flaws i can already predict it will probably look like a masterpiece compared to what Disney will release
Hell mirror mirror even did it better and was a decent comedy.
@@gentlyvillainousand it employed 7 dwarf actors and gave them unique personalities as well. I can guarantee that both Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman have also portrayed Snow as an absolute Boss way better than the Disney one will.
The ENTIRE PREMISE of the TV series 'Once Upon A Time' is that all the fairy tale characters have been translated to the real world and take on 'modern' variations of their old roles. And yes, it features an Evil -Queen- Mayor who is totally jealous of her stepdaughter and tries to destroy her.
@@TheLimeinacoconut bro the dwarves were honestly the best part, I loved those guys. It did a great job in taking the original “mood” aspects of the characters and fleshing them out while also adding more to them.
This film is a giant middle finger to Walt Disney himself. He never wanted anyone to mess with Snow White. He even fired staff for working on a sequel behind his back!
Everything the Disney company has been doing lately has been one giant middle finger to Walt. It's all about tearing down statues, figurative and literal.
I can't wait for the live-action Black Cauldron. The Cauldron of Color is gonna be lit. I heard they cast Dinklage as Hen Wen, Eliot Page as Taran, Laverne Cox as the princess, and Katt Williams as Gurgi.
Snow 'White': Who are you?
'Dwarf 1': We're the Seven Dwarves
'Dwarf 2': Every single one of us
Snow 'White': But you're not all Dwarves...
That one black female 'dwarf': So?!
Peter Dinklage is not a clown, he's the entire circus entertainment.
Nah he’s the whole freak show lol
Part of why no one goes to circuses anymore
Flea circus
@@captainhurricane5705 #TywinWasRight He took one look at his matricidal little pocket demon and he just knew.
Gal Gadot is gonna sing "imagine" again once the box office numbers come in for this movie
Gal evidently know thats trash. First thing she said was - the Prince is not gona save her and smiled. hapily. cos she will get her check while knowing this trash will burn XDD
also cos ppl will want to fck her than the little palebrownsnowwhite XD
To be fair they seem quite desperate to crash her career with no survivors she should look around for different agents she's being wasted. So many great actresses that never get used. It's like they'd rather get old doing nothing then risk their careers on smaller independent movies that might become something. Like Cameron Diaz knew how big something about mary would be or if that was even her break out sometime around then.
You Sir are already legendary, then you include a shout out for the video of safety dance.
That deserves a three finger ripple, well done that man.
Your thinking of sleeping beauty, Snow White eats a poisoned apple and falls into a coma
"She's dreaming about the leader she can be" - just like everything else they're releasing these days... her only obstacle is getting the world to realize how awesome she is.
The classic HER-o's journey
Just like Burton's Alice in Wonderland... same pathetic, over-compensating female delusions of grandeur. Self-serving, self-absorbed narcissism disguised as "women's empowerment" and "liberation" from the (fictional) patriarchy. It was pathetic the first time we saw it, and it's gone down hill since then.
In other words, she's just another tiresome "strong womahm" or "girl boss" character in the making. We all know how _those_ usually end well...
Yup. Leader this, leader that. Like the, what? Last twenty remakes? xD It really is always the same.
A generation of men are supposed to marry these insufferable women….good thing thirst is so powerful.
Disney: "these photos are obvious fakes and designed to make us look bad"
Also, Disney: "The photos are real and don't look bad, if you said they're bad then you're literally worse than mussolini"
Sounds like same shit they did with Hunter laptop and COVID lab leak.
Disneys spending to much time with the chinese government
at least mussolini is someone people give a shit about, they will still be talking about him in the next 2 years, at which point no one will remember or be talking about this pile of crap.
@@Mrmidknight-yx9pg China bans your cringe american crap lmao
@@Mrmidknight-yx9pgmore like they’re spending time with western media, cause everything “bad” about China come from the western media’s mouth, I am still waiting for their proof over the claim of “human rights violations” in Xinjiang, which they haven’t been able to show anything lol, the west are all bark and no bite.
I've just found this channel. Pure quality! Thanks for the content!
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
This movie is NOT "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"
It's "Leche Quemada and the Seven Diversity Hires"
"Does Disney think we got together and named Peter Dinkledge King of the Dwarves?" - Brad Williams
This made me laugh. It's tragic though.
Its funny as is it is accurate
It amazes me that the originals are literally called Timeless Classics, yet these "people" creating garbage "need to update" them for current year as if Timeless doesn't mean the story holds up no matter how long ago it was made
Disney turning Timeless Classics to Dated Garbage.
These people never created anything and suffer from inferiority complex. they’re taking out their hatred on German culture
My favorite part of the movie is when Snow White and the queen had a rap battle and then she looked into the camera and said "At least I'm not a small orange man!"
After living through these live action remakes one after another. I'm sure all this mess is a large, drawn-out scam to make the interest of the actual classics so popular. So, when the commercials comes back we're releasing the old classics from the Disney vault drops. All of them will be expensive as as shit so they can get their profits back.
The actual original stories are grimdark though.
Safety dance comment was one of the most accurate things you've ever said here
"Da best place to hide something is in ya beard!" - Barik, the dwarf from Paladins
The darkest person the brothers Grimm ever saw was likely an Italian so I don’t think a Latina fits the bill
Add to that the fact that the Grimms didn't make it up from scratch. It's an old folk tale that the Grimms crafted a definitive version of.
@@Kira-rk6yfshe wasn't homeless.
What story did you read? The entire story revolves around her living with the dwarves and being the caretaker of the household.
@@Kira-rk6yf For all of two hours.
@@Kira-rk6yf homeless, in a forest. Wearing a cloak.
Not exactly the sort of environment to encourage a ran strong tan.
@@Kira-rk6yf Two hours.
At dusk.
In a forest.
Cope and fucking seethe, you shill.
Everyone to Snow White and The Huntsman: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
The dwarf actor from GOT definitely didn't want any other short actors to play in the film he just wanted to be the only one change my mind.
There will be nothing left for them to ruin for ESG points, kids don't care much about race, my kid loves Doc McStuffins and I as kid loved Cyborg from Teen Titans, my mom to this day remembers me screaming "Booyah!" while watching TV
I love that Dinklage is almost single-handedly undoing every forward step that dwarfism has taken in entertainment just because he's mad that he can't reach things on the bottom shelf. He's so self-important and it's hilarious to me.
Pull up that ladder before the crabs pull you down.
I just can't wrap my head around what the hell was going through his mind. Like, set aside the fact the Willow series was crap for a second, did Dinklage also thing Warwick Davis should have been recast as Willow because Nelwyn were offensive to little persons?
Can't have too many dwarf actors make it big and take his future roles can we.
@@Blisterdude123 He's a selfish moody pr*ck. He's well-known for being just a terrible human being.
It's obvious he just doesn't want 7 new actors that at least one or 2 of them would have given very good performances and would end up taking a role in the future that Peter could have had for himself.
He's literally just protesting the possibility of having 7 new dwarf actors to compete with for roles.
This obsession with trying to "make people see themselves" is bordering on narcissism now
Nah, it already crossed that line. It's all about the worship of the self.
can i just say @ItsAGundam, the background music you choice to comment to is on point.
Btw the anime he is talking about at 3:02 is called swordgai for anyone curious.
i remember a german version of snow white a few years ago in which snow white is just a white girl but the main focus was on the dwarves and they casted exclusively german comedians for the roles which resulted in hilarious jokes and overall just a fun experience instead of some kind of "deeper" message
Wait you mean a movie that was made for the audiences to have fun and laugh? That exists? Well thank you that gives me hope. Sadly comedy for a long time here in burgerland has been about Amy Schumer wafting her vagina fumes into the microphone.
Yeah, it's called "7 dwarfs" or "7 zwerge". Otto Waalkes, Germany most popular comedian, play the youngest dwarf.
Liberal progressive society cannot, and will not have anything German in it. This is why they’re doing everything they can to destroy western society.
Well it wasn‘t really a remake, it was a parody. But yeah the movie and the sequel were fun
Oh that movie Was so hilarious 😅, i watched it countless times
10 bucks this version of Snow White "Dont need no help from nobody" and is abrassive as hell like all the other "Disney Strong Women"
20 bucks that Disney attacks the audience when the movie flops.
@@majorgear1021 100 bucks its for "Racism"
Notice how a story based on a German fairytale set in the 16th century is diverse.
But Mulan, all Chinese.
Disney is in all-out self destruction mode 😂
I heard part of the story plot is that they sent the one dwarf that identified as they / them away as a distraction
so that when the evil queen asked "where are they" the mirror just focuses on the one "dwarf" instead of the rest of the group.
Oh dear lord that's terrible for translations.
I seriously can't tell if this a joke or not
@@patricklewis9787yeah, me neither 😅
That rage coughing near the end of the video lol. Gundam goes hard all the time.
Dinky voiced a transformer, he's on the upswing. HE'S BACK, BABY. Lol
I loved when Snow White and Captain Marvel got drunk and cried "Where are all the good men?" made my heart go boom.
And then Snow White snowed all over.
@@RanMouri82💀💀💀
I grew up on thick fairy tale books and classical Disney animated movies (that includes Snow White and the Seven Dwarves) and I love them as they are. I'm not bothered by the lack of representation because such superficial and shallow concept is unknown to me. It breaks my heart to see my childhood fairy tales and movies get twisted into something UNRECOGNISABLE.
The good news is that these fairy tales are public domain. Anyone can just come over, make a movie based on one and eat Disney's lunch.
@@riskvideos Depends where you live. Here in America Disney has a trademark on Thor and Activision/Blizzard owns the WORD Cataclysm. Other games with Cataclysm in their name before that trademark have had to retroactively change their names like Homeworld: Cataclysm.
@@Drak976 You referenced everything irrelevant to fairy tales and them being public domain in an attempt to counter argue. Good job contributing absolutely nothing.
Disney like a crash between a semi-truck oil tanker and a train, both collide in a spectacular way, both ending at the bottom of a deep lake. Somehow botch catches fire underwater... and explode
YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THOSE FUCKING HOME RUNS DISNEY!!!
🎉🎉🎉
Every time I hear Hollywood speak I remember what my dad used to say when I was younger: "There are starving people in Africa that die hungry and impoverished every day, yet here you are pissing away money at the wind for useless crap."
there are staving kids in africa - classic
@@brandonhainstock2928 I know, right?
@@brandonhainstock2928 classic pity line used, when were basically slaves to the system too. lmao XD
@@Zikimura We better finish our plates of way way too many carbs or else somehow an African child starves. Were they going to fly him my leftovers? Wait shouldn't I then save my leftovers? I'm still confused. Also sending Doctors and food to Africa might not be that helpful if you think about it. If you're an African Doctor or Farmer how can you possibly compete with free? We make it harder for them to stand on their own 2 feet same as immigration. We only bring over the best and brightest? Even if true that means we're head hunting and poaching the very people these countries need to fix their situation.
@@Robert_D_MercerParents aren't really required to explain the logical and political realities of the pithy phrases they say, to get their kid to stop spending their pocket money on dozens of funko pops.
I genuinely thought that the image of the seven "dwarves" was just a bunch of larpers when I first saw it and not seriously the cast of a new Disney live action remake. I was genuinely shocked when I found out it was real.
i was not shocked one bit
I guess slowly but surely the budget for costumes is running out because of all the duds Disney has fired over the past couple of months/years.
"Just wear what you think a dwarf wears and come to the audition."
They should have went full irony: obese black snow white and the 7 "dwarves" are giants over 7 foot tall.
I too
I just phoned my boss to tell im gonna be late for work this morning . I just got the notification this video existed from youtube. Its friday and i busted ass the first 4 days PAPPA GUNDAM takes precedence.
Bigoted Fairy Tales.
That would be a Great name for a Movie!
What happened to the description “Hair as black as Ebony, lips as red as a Rose, and skin as white as Snow”? Does that mean nothing to anyone who is making a sketch of a person? That is a very clear and specific description of a person.
It's modern-day Disney. The only thing sacred to them is their wokeness. That's why they're making a live-action "non-Snow not-White" instead of something to actually represent the minorities they claim to be so concerned about. If you didn't like black red-haired Ariel or brown Snow White, I got bad news for you: there's a bunch of old white characters to be race-swapped and wokefied still.
@@YourKawke Gingers first. They have a diversity computer and it has a spelling error because it has the same letters as another word so all gingers in this error are automatically replaced.
Watch them make Tarzan black soon, or Jane
@@daurydavis3983 They can’t. The Author of the Tarzan Books family sued Disney’s @$$ off for adapting it without permission. That’s why Tarzan is now permanently in the VAULT.
@@movespammerguyteam7colors well that's one good thing, if only that could've happened with the little mermaid and Peter pan and wendy too
Disney is the guy that wants you to be shocked by the spectacle of pouring gasoline over his head and lighting himself on fire.
I think the one thing a reboot of Snow White could improve from the original is giving more character to the prince… but that would mean a man did something
I love how there is literally a massive strike and Disney is still trying to release essentially the same movies over and over.
This was probably finished and just needed post-production. The writers have already done their damage.
"Shes going to be what she knows she can be" god I just love the level of character development going on in the most expensive films being made"
VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!!! that's my saying. 😢 tears of joys. More than 40 years and it finally came back around. 😢I'm short. Short is our word for being not tall. VERTICALLY CHALLENGED 😂
The Prince never "saved" Snow White. She survived by fate/happenstance. First the Queens poison failed to kill her properly, then the dwarves preserved her body instead or burying her, then the Prince just felt sorry for such a pretty young girl dying and kissed her out of sadness, he never thought she would wake up or am I remembering the story wrong?
The pair were already flirting at the beginning of the film, when she was in rags and treated like a maid. I would call it a good-bye kiss. To Disney's credit, even back then they knew the value in romantic set ups. We even see it in Sleeping Beauty, with the prince and Aurora meeting in the woods, and in Cinderella the pair don't simply dance, they have have an intimate stroll, getting to know each other.
In the original Sleeping Beauty story, the prince not only kisses her, he outright sexes her up. These do nothing to waken her. Yet he is still so entranced that he has her put in a glass coffin and taken to his castle. ON THE WAY, someone accidentally drops the coffin and the piece of apple falls out of her throat. Oops! You'd think the moderns would like this because the prince is only indirectly responsible... it's more of an accident.
@@HerculesBallsInc
I'm starting to think d*sney would have preferred that version if they could get away with it
@@HerculesBallsInc she died in the original. there was no happy ending. as it should be. grim dark endings all around.
@@kawaiiamethist Im mainly referring to the actual source material, but I take your point.
If Snow White eats the apple and falls into a deep sleep, how does she wake up if the prince doesn't rescue her with true love's kiss? The poisoned apple is kind of central to the story. I guess it could end with Snow White beating the evil queen to death with a sack of apples instead. Maybe the prince holds the sack for her and that's why he's needed in the movie. My favorite dwarf is the tall one because he identifies as a dwarf and so all of us can.
If the prince holds the apples, he's obligated to drop them and go, "Durr hurr, oops!"
She's probably gonna fight her own mind or some shit to wake up
They'll probably have the prince be the one who bites the apple haha
Oh great. Knowing my luck I'll get stuck with that one next time I go dwarf tossing with the guys!
Ngl that sounds pretty entertaining lol
9:05 You know Gundam, you have a pretty good Mr. Plinkett voice! 😂
9:38 you're welcome
the leaked photos were so absurd that disney themselves thought they were fake 🤣
How can a Disney movie look so cheap?
Glorious isn't it 😂😂😂
I actually thought they took the photos off Safety Dance when I first saw them
I would love to have seen Igor in his office when he first saw these. I'm pretty sure he is just blowing up like Hades in Hercules at this point.
I absolutely believe that! The PR or whoever put out the initial statement must have been mortified when they found out.
This isn’t gundam’s channel it’s a support group 😂
Not dreaming about true love.... such a quote.
9:19 “She’s not going to be dreaming about true love. She’s going to be dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.”
Translation:
Loving others < self exaltation
The plot of Snow White and Seven Dwarfs is about Snow White trying to get away from a jealous Queen and met the Dwarfs she befriended and gain their trust.
And in turn they became her trusted companions and chased after Queen's old hag butt to give her the pounding if the boulder didn't rock her over.
A Colombian called Snow White. Someone at Disney doesn't see the irony in that, clearly.
Snow White and the Seven Sicarios
Snow Non-White and The Seven Whatever.
🤯 That makes too much sense 😅
@@MrDamnLag. Yoooo 😂
@@MrDamnLag "Say hello to my little friends"
Brilliant video, Gundam!
"mirror mirror on the wall whos the fairest of them all" "uhh you, both in looks and skin tone" "oh no need to go all evil and shit i guess"
Next thing you know, Disney is going to retouch "Tarzan" and make it live action changing things with the casting to make it more diverse.
@@Jamessmith-ji3mjNow THAT I would pay to see! 😂😅
Tarzan's totally gonna be a black dude that's just a side character for the strong, independent Jane.
Which is great because live action Tarzan already exists. It's called George of the Jungle.
@@bangablesnowbeast Black men being made subservient to white women?
Sounds very democratic to me.
Are they gonna cast horses to play the monkeys
Man, Snow Brown and the Seven EBT Recipients is going to be a smash hit! This is going to help save the House of Mouse!!! Yeeeaaaahh...the destruction of Disney can't get here fast enough.
Don't eat brown snow
@@Flesh_Wizard I don't plan to.
More like Taco Brown and the 7 Homeless.
Don't worry, they'll just get bought up by Blackrock or some other ESG-infested company that will keep pumping out nonsense using it's corpse as an advertisement.
Peter Dinklage thrived and succeeded off of being a dwarf actor and then shuts the door on the rest of dwarf actors who would have made names for themselves and who made him the dwarf gate keeper
Does Peter Dinklage understand that the "dwarves" in Snow White are the mythical fantasy creatures and not people who have the Dwarfism gene?
"It´s no longer 1937"
Usually when someone says that Disney is making a modern day fairytale, my mind goes to 2007´s Enchanted, which was exactly that and was a really charming movie, but sadly is way easier to pull on people nostalgia than actually trying good writting.
@zookeeper8604 Yeah that one too, I think they did quite good with Tiana, she just wanted to have a honest job and move along on life, no princess nor royal business or anything.
Dinklage being pissed about the whole “dwarf” thing is just irony at it’s finest. Given that the other dwarf actors weren’t pissed at all about it.
Apparently he wants to be the ONLY dwarf that gets work. Ever see the show "Life's Too Short" with Warwick Davis? Hilarious mocumentary with many actors playing themselves (and mocking themselves!), but Warwick runs a Actor's Agency specifically for Dwarfs but tries to take all the good roles for himself! Great HBO series that deserved another season or two!
How ANYONE can think Gal Godot would be jealous if that stick figure is beyond me!
I never heard Dinklage say anything when he worked on "Tiptoes", you know, that movie where Gary Oldman plays a dwarf and had to literally walk on his knees for the role.
So they got rid of dwarfs cuz Peter dinklage got offended....
He speaks for all dwarves, apparently?
Disney is crashing so hard and so deep that when they get to China, they'll be so disappointed that China doesn't want their reimagined "Snow White."
But they'll still thank the Chinese internment camps.
I'm thinking a remake of "Song of the South" with a whowhiiiiiiiiiiite Uncle Remus played by Dave Chappelle
Dinkleburg needs at least 3 soap boxes before he will be tall enough to be heard
This is one of your best in a while. The amount, and quality, of mental breakdowns condensed to 10 minutes is something special.
Snow LatinX and the Seven Hipster Halflings.
Hateful slurs aren't tolerated you bigot. Refer to me and my people properly as LatinO or LatinA