I wonder...Is that anything like saying that his woman tastes even worse than the food? Guess who's going to be getting more feminine hygiene products for her birthday?
12:15 Gray: Yes madam, here is your nice plate of sadness. M'am: Oh, thank you. It taste just like i living my divorce over and over again! The best thing that i heard today! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same... He makes me feel a little less alone... I'm pretty messed up in the head too, and his videos make me feel a little better about myself, especially since he has so many fans who love him despite the way he is... That will never happen to _me_ though...
Theres no such thing as "american cuisine" as its all fast food places. So its no wonder that everyone in the US is considered an "american food giant".
"arrow keys, haven't used those in a few years" and "The red period set" are the best words you can put together. Lets be honest, if I was on my period I would come to eat here.
There's a second Restaurant Empire?? I used to play the first one as a kid, and I can tell you that this one is EXACTLY the same except with more restaurant options XD The interface, wallpaper, and sound effects are all giving me flashbacks lol
8:20 I would like to point out how lowering the quality of the milk to minimum makes it cost nothing. I have some serious questions for whoever is supplying restaurants with free milk...
The prophets fortold of an event where Pickens and Jackwagon. Gray and Kevin shall fuse resulting in the formation of a chain of restaurants dedicated to food poisoning
Restaurant Empire 2 is one of the games of my childhood, it's actually really deep but the best part is the story mode, it's actually the best restaurant tycoon I've played ever. You should also check Hotel Giant
*Developer 1:* “Should we go through the trouble of drawing in fingers on the chef’s hands?” *Developer 2:* “Nah, we’re short on time. The effort is better put towards animating the patrons taking a dump & using toilet paper”
I think the frames were unlocked, so the game was running so fast that when you hit a letter it acted as though you pressed it in slow motion and it had time to act like you held it down for a sec.
I think the chef was what made the food so bad. If you wanna make stacks you gotta be willing to spend stacks. Love your videos by the way! You're my favorite youtuber! Never stop making videos! And do you think you can play more multiplayer games? No offense but it gets a little bland when it's only you and nobody to compete with you. Just a thought, though
Finally! A TH-camr who actually picks up on the period joke! It was fairly obvious here but still. every time a TH-camr plays a horror game and walks into the girl's bathroom which is pouring with blood I wait to hear the period joke that never comes😔
I think the red period set was named after an artist who paints things in red for a certain amount of time...... that’s what a blue period is, a rose period, etc
Oh my gosh, "it's like shouting their name in a canyon" "DIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEETUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS" I died laughing, and then I even explained it to my mom, and she died laughing 🤣
I wanted to try to make really bad food until I realized I didn't need to actually try to make really bad food.
#nofingers/pighooves
WAO
GrayStillPlays can you play more thief simulator? Please!
Hello
GrayStillPlays please play more video game making simulations
I'm so glad I stumbled across your channel
Subscribing to this is going to be probably the best decision of your life
@@miloszwandycz8815 from this video alone I couldn't agree more
Milosz Wandycz besides subscribing to Pewdiepie
@@miloszwandycz8815 i can agree with that.
I tripped over several channels to get here and I am not disappointed
Gordan Ramsay: IT'S RAWWWWW
Gray: Ik That's the point
lol
*_I’M NINOOOOOO_*
Where is the lamb sauce ?!!!!
@@mirahuet6516 The same place as your attitude. In. The. Toilet.
I got a goddamn Gordon Ramsay MasterClass ad right after the video ! What is this black magic ?
In sims 4 you can make a murderrestaurant with poorly made pufferfish
yes
That seems like a fantastic idea.
@@GrayStillPlays how about a restaurant/graveyard?
@@GrayStillPlays And you can name your Sim something random like Jim Pickens.
@@WhiteScorpio2 Jimmy Jackwagon
I'm constantly amazed by Gray and his ability to break games beyond recognition, and the addition of sound effects always makes it funnier.
No, but really. This game was broken before gray started playing :P
1:14 no one COOKS LIKE GASTON, MAKES DESSERTS LIKE GASTON, NO ONE WHIPS UP RECIPES LIKE GASTON
0:33 NO ONE GIVE KIDS SALMONELLA LIKE G---Santa?
Lol
Jackson F-B this comment is amazing
"The food was so bad he left his woman behind."
Damn.
Frank Tidepod I am the only one here..
The only thing worse than this is the dumbass dude or girl who wipes from back to front XD
F in the chat bois
F
I wonder...Is that anything like saying that his woman tastes even worse than the food?
Guess who's going to be getting more feminine hygiene products for her birthday?
*Casually puts choclate sauce on wings*
I've got a tough stomach, that one gets me though.
Sounds like an normal American thing
@@damianbisha6712 we're nothing like that
Ryan Gaage I could see some of us doing that though.
@@Ryan_Mythic speak for yourself. That sounds amazing! I'll have 3.
"waiter there's a red period in my sundae"
"mam that is a cherry"
"oh"
I think I made it worse actually.
@@Schnort +1
Cheery!
So if she eats it, did she pop the cherry or get a mouth full of period blood?
*cheery. uncultured swine
@@tarani5aviel I-it was a joke?
Games are boring after a while. You make my day
Thanks Gray!
@The Phoenix yes
Seek mental health help immediately.
@@ThaGodLegacyHD why?
@@dyh he replied cause gray liked.
12:15 Gray: Yes madam, here is your nice plate of sadness.
M'am: Oh, thank you. It taste just like i living my divorce over and over again!
The best thing that i heard today! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
13:30 *They didn't have a Red Period Blood restroom to match the tables?*
I can just imagine how bloody it would be
Because that one would make some sort of sense
As a waiter I can say that you are absolutely right. Some people don’t even look you in the eye while ordering.
I try but I suck at life am I forgiven
But looking people in the eye is a signal to attack! Wait, maybe I'm thinking of some other creatures than humans.
Wireball My mind instantly went to a patron attacking their waiter for no reason other than they made eye contract.
I would look them in the eye but typically I’m feigning an oncoming anxiety attack when I order. I’ve worked my way up to a quick glance though!
@@regrettispaghetti2517 it be like that, good that you're getting better tho
And in this corner, It's the Sweet Sucker, The Sugar Killer, It Is: DDIIIAAAABEEETTUUUUSSSSSSS
*Crowd screaming intensifies*
*ding ding*
Every video I'm *more and more scared* of you *gray*
Ikr LMFAO😂😂😂
@Rens Thijsse They were making a joke...
Every video he makes makes me feel a little less alone.
Same... He makes me feel a little less alone... I'm pretty messed up in the head too, and his videos make me feel a little better about myself, especially since he has so many fans who love him despite the way he is... That will never happen to _me_ though...
2:31 "ive always wanted to make a restaurant that was dedicated to serving people terrible food and making them fat"
should've chosen american cuisine
Theres no such thing as "american cuisine" as its all fast food places. So its no wonder that everyone in the US is considered an "american food giant".
@@Aloyus_Knight None of what you just said is true
@@Aloyus_Knight Fast food IS american cuisine. Sad but true
Coffee milk quality was so low it cost 0$
are we sure that it is even coffee or milk at this point?
The milk is probably waste left over from oil refining at this point
This is like the long-lost half-baked cousin of Sims from hell.
I never thought I'd be someone who enjoyed watching videos of someone play games while they talked about it... You, sir, are hilarious.
"I want periods everywhere," said Gray. Only Gray. No one else would ever say this.
7:10 Is this a dessert place or a car dealership?
both. sometimes the get the oils mixed up
Red: Period
Chocolate: Wings
Gray: Plays
*HELL: YEAH*
Glad I found this channel
Me too. "I want to get the periods close together."
Hotel: Trivago
"arrow keys, haven't used those in a few years" and "The red period set" are the best words you can put together. Lets be honest, if I was on my period I would come to eat here.
Gordon Ramsay: *walks in*
Also Gordon: SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN
i feel like when you get game demos from developers its so they can fix bugs or thing that break their games
Or make them worse. Sometimes the bugs are their own charm I guess.
"LEts go with Santa" He looks more like... Kill Bill's martial arts teacher.
9:16 *At this point I would be more amazed if their feet did touch the ground.*
"Red for the blood of our enemies....." -Gray 2019
**GORDON RAMSEY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
There's a second Restaurant Empire?? I used to play the first one as a kid, and I can tell you that this one is EXACTLY the same except with more restaurant options XD The interface, wallpaper, and sound effects are all giving me flashbacks lol
"And of course they wipe from front to back"
Are you implying they *shouldn't* be doing so?
No, back to front.
@@bwrp10 Oof
Garfield lol no
I LOVED this game when I was young. Like, I had to OG game, and I mastered this. I’m dying that you’re making this so chaotic. 😂😍
3:23 That's what I was thinking when I saw it. I imagined that the witch from Hansel and Gretel started her own business.
I started watching your videos after I saw your Citystates anarchy win, now I can't stop. Subbed.
Same here
I even want now to buy that game, looks like i will be finnaly able to live out my psychopatic feelings lol
Same here
didn't survive a minute and 5 seconds without almost laughing my guts out
No one serves food like Gaston!
Santa Claus: Hold my eggnog.
2:46 “The Cream Parlor”
I’ll do you one better. I’ve seen an ice cream shop called “Cream Dream”.
Ok but did you go in
That one doesn't sound bad though. Parlor makes it dirty for some reason.
0:35 you have been mistaken that’s *pope Francis*
or dumbledore
one of those chefs made me think of assassin's creed
Its father time.
Whenever you play food service based games, you tend to sound like bob from bobs burgers
Pipermint Pat oh my god you aren’t wrong
0:32 gray: is it Santa Claus?
Me: it’s Gandalf
That "Alright" he always says, which is making him sound exhausted already
Do it remind anyone of Amy's Baking Company from Kitchen Nightmares?
Me
The restaurant was okay (in relation to the rest of the experience) it's the customer service that was the problem
GrayStillPlays: Bringing back your childhood from the dead, only to beat it back down with scones filled with death
That moment when you have a drone over you watching you go to the bathroom 13:35
1:19 I want to get someone to professionally draw this masterpiece
8:20 I would like to point out how lowering the quality of the milk to minimum makes it cost nothing. I have some serious questions for whoever is supplying restaurants with free milk...
5:34 is enough...he couldn't have tortured them worse 😂 screw food ...OCD will internally destroy the ppl
Gray: "And of course they wipe from front to back"
Do you do it differently or something???
I totally heard one employee's name as "Lonnie Mower".
His commentary is the reason why I enjoy his vids. And the memes!!
Jim Pickens IS THAT YOU?
Kypros Christofi I was looking for this comment
It's not Jim Pickens it's Gray's own beast Jimmy Jackwagon
Mandrake Fernflower Jimmy Jackwagon is obviously the TRUE successor of the Pickens line.
The prophets fortold of an event where Pickens and Jackwagon. Gray and Kevin shall fuse resulting in the formation of a chain of restaurants dedicated to food poisoning
8:12 how does the coffee cost $0?
Free coffee
The milk is zero cost too, Gray is straight up using food he found in the garbage.
This looks like a Sims 1 restaurant expansion lol.....I would love that!
Weeeelll u wanted blood of ur enemies......the table does that for u XD
I just read the first three words of the video's title and I was already saying oh no to myself
dang
Gray, continue playing a lot of these kinda small games please!
4:17 if only there was an emoji that accurately captures a spit-take! Because I would be using that for this!
“I’m looking through *some* of the complaints.” That’s sure is a whole lotta *some*
Satana escaped Finland and decided go become a chef
8:00 oh you mean every remodeled McDonalds that has “guest experience leader” crew members and table service
Restaurant Empire 2 is one of the games of my childhood, it's actually really deep but the best part is the story mode, it's actually the best restaurant tycoon I've played ever. You should also check Hotel Giant
All i could think about was “Hell’s Kitchen”
0:35 that's just evil chef Dumbledore
Santachef looks like the guy from the movies that lowkey works for the mobs and runs a sushi shop that gets attacked and he beats your ass.
Yet another great episode of Florida man gaming, bath salts possibly included.
*Developer 1:* “Should we go through the trouble of drawing in fingers on the chef’s hands?”
*Developer 2:* “Nah, we’re short on time. The effort is better put towards animating the patrons taking a dump & using toilet paper”
1:24
This man clearly died, the reincarnated as Spleens The Cat.
I still haven't beat Restaurant Empire 1, which I got from the target $5 CD section when that existed. Still my favorite game.
1:06 PS1 Hagrid has entered the chat
0:10 dame looks like someone was ready with all them guns
4:25 XD IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
0:33 IT'S JIM PICKENS- oh wait... Wrong TH-camr.
1:23 😂
3:29 The sound! 😂
Love your commentary...… I have just finished binge watching your Long Dark, and Thief simulator series. They were great, I hope you plan to do more!!
“The Nut Bark.”
You should’ve picked that one damnit.
I think the frames were unlocked, so the game was running so fast that when you hit a letter it acted as though you pressed it in slow motion and it had time to act like you held it down for a sec.
Every video I think I will COMPLETELY ENJOY you make my O.C.D GO CRAZY
I'm always a fan of people making restaurants that literally only poison you. I have Kevin to thank for that
6:14 - not sure why this made me laugh so hard
"These are the best best avatars I've ever see- WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Red for fhe blood of our enemies..."
-Chara Undertale's favorite quote 2020
*puts pineapple on pizza*
You Abosolute madlad
Dies
The best pizza ever has pineapple on it
Charles Anthony damn straight!
0:36 grilled santa chef
Gray please can you start a meme sims 4 series that's destroyed by mods like in farming simulator
Where you see Santa, I see a wizard who travels with Hobbits and Dwarves.
If I had this game I would probably spend 95% of it spinning the avatar around as fast as I possibly can
I'm so happy I found your channel. I've been bingeing your Sims videos, and now I'm watching your others. xD
I think the chef was what made the food so bad.
If you wanna make stacks you gotta be willing to spend stacks.
Love your videos by the way! You're my favorite youtuber! Never stop making videos! And do you think you can play more multiplayer games? No offense but it gets a little bland when it's only you and nobody to compete with you. Just a thought, though
"but the Red Period set is very comfortable."
me: no, periods are not comfortable, actually, they are far from comfortable.
0:46: He's a whole pin! XD
I used to play this game when i was younger, and i literally did the same thing you did while making my restaurant. great minds think alike i guess
Finally! A TH-camr who actually picks up on the period joke! It was fairly obvious here but still.
every time a TH-camr plays a horror game and walks into the girl's bathroom which is pouring with blood I wait to hear the period joke that never comes😔
I loved this game when it came out, it was great!
I think the red period set was named after an artist who paints things in red for a certain amount of time...... that’s what a blue period is, a rose period, etc
Glad this channel is here for quarantine!
I feel like I'm watching an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. The funny/sad thing is, some of those restaurants aren't too different from this one.
2:20 reminded me of jormungandr the world serpent
You are my favorite youtuber
Great video...Always fun to hear the twisted mind of yours at work.
Oh my gosh, "it's like shouting their name in a canyon"
"DIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEETUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS"
I died laughing, and then I even explained it to my mom, and she died laughing 🤣
These are my fav videos on the internet right now.