One thing that every lolcow-tuber tends to leave out, is the cause for Cyrax's physical appearance and mental health: His physical appearance, especially his short stature and lack of collar bones, is cleidocranial dysplasia, same birth-condition as Gaten Materazo(Dustin from Stranger Things). As for his mental health, lazy eyes and underdeveloped jaws; that's due to fetal alcohol syndrome, meaning his mom drank heavily during pregnancy. One of the most notable symptoms is heavily reduced intelligence. Had he received treatment from an early age he would be a bit more functional, but since he never did Chance is doomed to roam the basement as a literal dumb goblin.
@@cantunderstandnotry6130 Yeah he isn't part of the best gene pool, his grandfather and dad both being pedophiles and his mom is a complete idiot(even without the booze)
You have no way of proving that and there is no indication or proof behind your claims. Cyraxx, Sally, Tange, Strawberry, or anyone who has been close to Cyraxx has ever been able to provide proof of that. The most likely scenario is that Connie had Down's and Cyraxx was premature and that's the cause of his deformities. Please stop saying things you know nothing about.
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
I feel so bad for cyrax because of his physical appearance bc clearly he has some genetic fucky wucky shit going on but it just instantly disappears every time he says some ddduuuuuummmmbbbbb shit
The fact he *loves* to throw around, "people troll me b/c I'm ugly" is infuriating. He's been doing that for years and refuses to realize the real reason is because people dislike the things he's done. Two of the worst besides trying to get some with a 14y/o decoy are rxping Blind Billy, and pummeling & neck hugging his grandma with his hands(he was arrested for this). In both cases, he has the audacity to sweep it under the rug by saying "I owned up to my mistakes. MOVE ON!".
@@haventhefluffy I disagree. Say this guy was just the nicest person alive: an absolutely lovely person with a kind heart and upstanding morality.. you still ain't gonna sleep with him.
Good job. You've been manipulated by Cyraxx. That's his #1 go to so people feel bad for him and give him sympathy. His appearance. You need to understand something: Cyraxx isn't messed with because of his appearance. He's messed with because of his atrocious and cowardly behavior. He's an evil human being. He does horrible things. He says horrible things. He thinks horrible things. If he was actually capable and had even an ounce of courage, he could and WOULD do real damage to his community. His looks have nothing to do with it. He's a bad person who enjoy's hurting and bullying others.
Thank you this is exactly what’s going on people need to understand that the culture that they’re living in is completely toxic and disgusting and this is a byproduct of the person that’s being infected not having any sort of individuality.
Is guy comes across like a character from a Rob Zombie movie. The kind of person who is completely unlikable, and responds to situations in the most childish way possible. Hell, he even looks like a Rob Zombie character. I wouldn't be surprised if he was rejected from The Devil's Rejects. Haha
Honestly everything about Cyrax doesn't even feel real His apperance, the way he acts, the way he talks, the shit he's got caught up in Sometimes it feels like some well crafted troll or caricature but no this is a real genuine guy who's caught in some Truman Show type world where he believes everything that happens to him is real and trolls dictate half his life It's like Chris but if Chris tried to be some hard man rapper instead of a comic artist
@@haventhefluffy Your comment reminded me of Hunter S. Thompson's quote, “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
@@DocHolliday1851 That’s hilarious. I thought the EXACT same thing as soon as I read it! He seems like something Thompson would’ve described during a nightmare trip.
Well, he's real and he's not well crafted. That's him. You can confirm by the police body cam footage that has come out. So, what's your point? Yeah, the Truman Show/Andy Kaufman troll on Cyraxx has already been done. No. Just ... no. Cyraxx doesn't believe a lot of this stuff. He's not as delusional as you imply. He WANTS to believe it. But more importantly, he wants YOU to believe it. He's a manipulator. He's a liar. He attempts to take advantage of people and their pity. He does it through his looks and his mental state. Good job. You fell for it. You'd know that Chance is also an "artist". And by artist, I mean he steals art off the internet, opens it in GIMP, uses the smudge tool, smears stuff, adds heavy contrast, and calls it original. He also said he was working on a Manga at one point. Which never surfaced, because he stole the panels, but couldn't figure out a story line because he's devoid of creativity or talent.
Choked his grandmother, tried to talk to underage kids, strangled his grandma, (she survived) beat up a GF who lived with him. He flashes his tool on other people's streams to try to get them banned. He's delusional. Has a rapist father and an extra-crispy mother.. I don't mean smoking hot, she burned herself to death. Makes death threats regularly. " Unlike you," " My family" "At the end of the day"
He was held in jail(I forgot if it was only overnight. It was less than a week tho) after he pummeled & gave his grandmother a neck hug with his hands in 2012. Unfortunately, he didn't get punished after rxping Blind Billy(a classmate).
its also refferencing the girl "loosing her virginity" because the decoy said something like "all my friends have lost theirs" and his response was the "your turn cutie"
"I'm 30, but I look 14" is the other quote from that text message exchange. The creator did the bare minimum he could on this and still got a slew of things wrong.
@@JohnSmith-mc2zz Right, right. I sorta glossed over the whole 'I'm Player 1 and the Goddess of another dimension and Jesus Christ' thing. I suppose that's what happens when you have small lulls in Chris content. You forget that his ego's size couldn't be measured by the USS Enterprise.
If only you knew what would happen in the two years since this comment, it's strange seeing comments like this from before Cyraxx started getting really trolled
@@amberm2777 To be fair I've been raised on professional wrestling since I was 3 and I don't talk like that. But to be fair I have all of my brain, unlike Ol' Raxxy.
Wait cyraxx is fucking 4ft tall? Theres no way. Imagine going to cyraxxs house to fight him and cyraxx comes out standing in the door way like a kid who just pissed in the bed. Shits wild
He says he's 5'3. He's more likely 5'1. There was some comparisons done when he was standing next to a truck in a photo. The video creator would know that, if he did even the bare minimum of research.
That'll happen when your family only teaches you how to scream and scare people in shutting up, and its the ONLY thing they teach you in a tough situation. He's got zero idea what to do, so he runs away. Its why he talks that way - but its like a child emulating a parent instead. He's a creep, and its on him, but when you respond with screaming your head off at people and lying every time you get confronted every single time, your kids gonna do it too. You'll see them, and they'll be playing while one toy beats the other senseless and screams like mommy and daddy. If Cyrax didn't have a mind partially still in a childhood state, he'd be a REAL monster and danger to society. Kids don't lie well, though. That is a survival mechanism that's learned as you mature and understand more about yourself and others.
That Chester Bennington tribute was absolutely incomprehensible in terms of what he was attempting to cover. Maybe after the Seventh dwarf was caught texting a fourteen year old, he should cover Ian Watkins instead. 😂
I've watched about 3 or so other videos that has been about Cyrax. The man faked his death once, and hes quite the person. One comment ive read sums it up pretty well. "Cyrax seems like the type of dude who grew up still thinking WWE is real, and thats his whole personality."
? No? He didn't? He never faked his death. What are you talking about? He did a bullying PSA with his ex Heather (who he physically assaulted, by the way) and other people have faked their deaths to mess with Cyraxx. But he never did it himself. Cyraxx has the mentality of "fake till you make it" and that he needs to act like he's the biggest and best in the sector. He doesn't believe his delusions to the extent that people think. He pushes them so hard because he needs YOU to believe them to make them real. He knows they're not real. He's trying to make them real with other people's buy ins.
One weird thing about Cyrax is he doesn't really have shoulders but his neck seems super thick. Really strange. Wonder if his neck got strong from people trying to strangle him all the time.
Chance Wilkins is the gift that keeps on giving. 4:18 The icing on the scab cake here is, he's only around 4'8"(though he claims to be 5'3". Watch William's police bodycam vids. He's TINY compared to them), but loves to talk tough like this. On top of that, as soon as someone takes him up on his offer & goes to Akron, OH, he hides behind his grandmom and calls 911! The constant, "mUh fAmIlY's lIvEs aRe iN dAnGeR!" is extremely annoying. Sally's been caught in the background many times telling Chance it isn't true and to stop his BS. We're trying to get his Twitch shut down atm for offsite shenanigans. Plus, he's ban evading since his first account was banned. I also don't trust his twitch mod Tommygun & Tommy's father. They legitimately stuck up for Chance. Makes you wonder what they're hiding in their closets.
Thank-you OP! I found you around the time Chris Chan was arrested. And learned about that rabbit hole through you and you reading his letters from jail. Now you're teaching me about this dude now. Please know that I'm very appreciative. Please keep doing this stuff so I don't have to give any of these people the traffic. ✌😎🤘
I’ve been a member of the Cyrax community since late 2019 and yet I still watch every single one of these documentaries because it gives me so much pleasure lol
Never heard of this lolcow until recently. Looks like a bizarre cross between Gollum, Bin Laden, and the Hills Have Eyes. Dude definitely needs therapy though.
It's so funny to see this dude now. Chance went by something else at the time but we had extensive convos and I tried to be nice to him before I realized like who he really was. He made a long video talking about how I ruined his career etc bc I didn't sign him to my lil label and then he actually stole beats and pics from my crew 🤣 so crazy to see this cat again. Somehow I got wrapped up in this guy's whirl wind of sh*t amongst many others hahah.
Ur outros about lighting up and taking it easy and looking forward to the weekend actually make me feel really good lol, thank you for the boost there! Here from some of your Chris Chan letter readings because I love your calm demeanor and reason without offensive material. You're awesome and i hope the weekend treats you well.
I have followed cyrax since before he “died” and damn he says the same shit over and over, but every once in a while something truely wierd comes along, welcome aboard folks!
wow he really is like King Cobra in so many ways. That Chester cover. We need a battle of the vocal covers. I wonder what'll come first.. Cyraxx's famous music career or Cobies' hot, of-age, alive, cis-gendered, non-related-up-to-3rd cousin, consenting girlfriend and dream clocktower mansion
The other guy is TylerNY and while when people think of Cyraxx, you think of music biz Marty but actually Tyler has been screwing with raxx for years as well. Also Cyraxx does all these Memorial shows. So he uses people's deaths to do his mini concerts
We all miss Rogue. This guy is just as awesome. Let Rogue's withdrawal from the net be a lesson to us all. Choose your mods carefully. Don't make the mistake of courting someone like WendiDeigo.
Heeeyy, this is gonna be good. Smokey my favorite TH-camr is gonna fill me in on this dude! *Grabs popcorn* My breaks and coming back is always good for me to see new things from ya my friend ✨
I recently discovered Perry Caravello. I love the DSP related shenanigans with that guy. Guy's convinced DSP is stalking him and sending henchmen to his apartment.
Hell yeah Smokey! I’m stoked to see your gonna start covering cyrax I’ve been binging shit about him the last week or two but I’m glad you’re gonna be covering him! Keep up the good work bro!
It's great when Cyrax puts on his tough guy WWE voice. Always makes me lol. Cyrax and KingCobraJFS should start a rap duo imo. It'd be straight 🔥. A dumpster fire.
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This Cyraxx guy literally looks like one of the goblins Goblin Slayer would slay. Like, the little mook deformed ones. Eurgh. I know he must of developed issues due to his mum uhh "indulging" in certain substances when she was expecting by the look of him... but yeah. Thanks for coming through for us again, Smokey!
Cyrax is one guy, who knows he don't look good. At the start of the internet, we had a trend putting people who don't look good on the spotlight, to show there are people like that in society and it is real and not sorted to form an opinion. I thought it was all over and done with. Here come Cyrax, as much as I don't like making fun of people who don't look good and can't handle the pressure, Cyrax really takes it to another level after seeing the footage. He really is fit to be a cow for the farm.
Who knew that one of the Wrong Turn cannibals had access to the Internet.
😂😂😂😂
@@SmokeyMcC I knew it was gonna be a good day when you uploaded.
😂😂😂
BWAHAHAHAHA
EXACTLY!!!
One thing that every lolcow-tuber tends to leave out, is the cause for Cyrax's physical appearance and mental health:
His physical appearance, especially his short stature and lack of collar bones, is cleidocranial dysplasia, same birth-condition as Gaten Materazo(Dustin from Stranger Things).
As for his mental health, lazy eyes and underdeveloped jaws; that's due to fetal alcohol syndrome, meaning his mom drank heavily during pregnancy. One of the most notable symptoms is heavily reduced intelligence. Had he received treatment from an early age he would be a bit more functional, but since he never did Chance is doomed to roam the basement as a literal dumb goblin.
Such bitter putrid irony to be named "Chance"
Yeah but also third generation cheese pizza enthusiast kinda hard to feel bad at all for the goblin in any way
@@cantunderstandnotry6130 Yeah he isn't part of the best gene pool, his grandfather and dad both being pedophiles and his mom is a complete idiot(even without the booze)
Cyrax is a stranger thing.
You have no way of proving that and there is no indication or proof behind your claims. Cyraxx, Sally, Tange, Strawberry, or anyone who has been close to Cyraxx has ever been able to provide proof of that.
The most likely scenario is that Connie had Down's and Cyraxx was premature and that's the cause of his deformities.
Please stop saying things you know nothing about.
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Love the good Doctor. Perfectly applicable quote here too!
More like a proof of concept, prototypes don't have meth mouth
Hes dead
Bill Murray was amazing along side Peter Boyle in Where the Buffalo Roam.
@@gustavedelior3683 Agreed. Not too oft mentioned either. Hunter had 2 great actors portray him very well. Both with their own styles of course.
I feel so bad for cyrax because of his physical appearance bc clearly he has some genetic fucky wucky shit going on but it just instantly disappears every time he says some ddduuuuuummmmbbbbb shit
People arent rlly ugly if they have a great personality, but Cyraxx couldnt pick a Lane.
The fact he *loves* to throw around, "people troll me b/c I'm ugly" is infuriating. He's been doing that for years and refuses to realize the real reason is because people dislike the things he's done. Two of the worst besides trying to get some with a 14y/o decoy are rxping Blind Billy, and pummeling & neck hugging his grandma with his hands(he was arrested for this). In both cases, he has the audacity to sweep it under the rug by saying "I owned up to my mistakes. MOVE ON!".
@@haventhefluffy I disagree.
Say this guy was just the nicest person alive: an absolutely lovely person with a kind heart and upstanding morality.. you still ain't gonna sleep with him.
Good job. You've been manipulated by Cyraxx. That's his #1 go to so people feel bad for him and give him sympathy. His appearance. You need to understand something: Cyraxx isn't messed with because of his appearance. He's messed with because of his atrocious and cowardly behavior. He's an evil human being. He does horrible things. He says horrible things. He thinks horrible things. If he was actually capable and had even an ounce of courage, he could and WOULD do real damage to his community.
His looks have nothing to do with it. He's a bad person who enjoy's hurting and bullying others.
Thank you this is exactly what’s going on people need to understand that the culture that they’re living in is completely toxic and disgusting and this is a byproduct of the person that’s being infected not having any sort of individuality.
Is guy comes across like a character from a Rob Zombie movie. The kind of person who is completely unlikable, and responds to situations in the most childish way possible. Hell, he even looks like a Rob Zombie character. I wouldn't be surprised if he was rejected from The Devil's Rejects. Haha
He’s definitely a Reject firefly
Nah, then he woulda been involved in something successful. He’s more like a character from Halloween 2 or 31.
@@tawdryhepburn4686 fair. Maybe he'd be a good fit for one of the guys taking Michael's victims to the morgue...gross
He'd fit right in!
He would be perfect to play Eddie Munster in Rob Zombie's Munsters movie
Honestly everything about Cyrax doesn't even feel real
His apperance, the way he acts, the way he talks, the shit he's got caught up in
Sometimes it feels like some well crafted troll or caricature but no this is a real genuine guy who's caught in some Truman Show type world where he believes everything that happens to him is real and trolls dictate half his life
It's like Chris but if Chris tried to be some hard man rapper instead of a comic artist
I saw someone once say he was one of God's regrets, like the leviathans. Too rare to kill off
@@haventhefluffy Your comment reminded me of Hunter S. Thompson's quote, “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
@@DocHolliday1851 Now I imagine the poor guy having vision of Cyrax as a finale of some really evil bad trip.
@@DocHolliday1851 That’s hilarious. I thought the EXACT same thing as soon as I read it! He seems like something Thompson would’ve described during a nightmare trip.
Well, he's real and he's not well crafted. That's him. You can confirm by the police body cam footage that has come out. So, what's your point?
Yeah, the Truman Show/Andy Kaufman troll on Cyraxx has already been done.
No. Just ... no. Cyraxx doesn't believe a lot of this stuff. He's not as delusional as you imply. He WANTS to believe it. But more importantly, he wants YOU to believe it. He's a manipulator. He's a liar. He attempts to take advantage of people and their pity. He does it through his looks and his mental state. Good job. You fell for it.
You'd know that Chance is also an "artist". And by artist, I mean he steals art off the internet, opens it in GIMP, uses the smudge tool, smears stuff, adds heavy contrast, and calls it original. He also said he was working on a Manga at one point. Which never surfaced, because he stole the panels, but couldn't figure out a story line because he's devoid of creativity or talent.
Ahhh yes, another lolcow who's not in jail to talk about! Please give us more Cyraxx content, Smokey!
No problem my friend💯 much more to come
Not in jail YET
@@SmokeyMcC more more more!
Choked his grandmother, tried to talk to underage kids, strangled his grandma, (she survived) beat up a GF who lived with him. He flashes his tool on other people's streams to try to get them banned. He's delusional. Has a rapist father and an extra-crispy mother.. I don't mean smoking hot, she burned herself to death. Makes death threats regularly.
" Unlike you," " My family" "At the end of the day"
He was held in jail(I forgot if it was only overnight. It was less than a week tho) after he pummeled & gave his grandmother a neck hug with his hands in 2012. Unfortunately, he didn't get punished after rxping Blind Billy(a classmate).
"your turn cutie" was the exact quote.
Thank you holly💯 I knew it was something like that
its also refferencing the girl "loosing her virginity" because the decoy said something like "all my friends have lost theirs" and his response was the "your turn cutie"
@@RootDRThorne Jesus christ
"I'm 30, but I look 14" is the other quote from that text message exchange. The creator did the bare minimum he could on this and still got a slew of things wrong.
@@marishiten5944 Nonce.
"whatever you do, don't be a cyraxx"
Chrischan it is then!
Bruuuh xd
Noooooo
Both are equally atrocious 🤢🤮
cyraxs teeth freak me out. reminds me of pennywise the clown for some reason. the bed bug bites/scabs are pretty gross too.
They are Definitely strange
Seeing them made me turn off that new video of him it's repulsive 🤦🏾
@@Chillerveli there’s no way he gets any women with those fucking teeth.
Wow…things must’ve got tough after Sektor left him
Cyrax has really started making the rounds of these sort of circles. He's sorta like a classic Chris with a massive ego.
@@JohnSmith-mc2zz Right, right. I sorta glossed over the whole 'I'm Player 1 and the Goddess of another dimension and Jesus Christ' thing. I suppose that's what happens when you have small lulls in Chris content. You forget that his ego's size couldn't be measured by the USS Enterprise.
Circle of protection TWU
No, not really. What are you talking about? He's far worse than Classic Chris. You could even say he's on par, if not worse than Chris Chan now.
If only you knew what would happen in the two years since this comment, it's strange seeing comments like this from before Cyraxx started getting really trolled
@@nirvanabutnomoreideas6534 Yeah. Getting beat up, arrested and caught 28 billion times being a peco.
I love when Rax flips on his promo cutting voice, shit is hilarious
Lmao he definitely watched WAY too much WWE, like he was literally born and raised on that shit clearly 🤣
@@amberm2777 To be fair I've been raised on professional wrestling since I was 3 and I don't talk like that. But to be fair I have all of my brain, unlike Ol' Raxxy.
Wait cyraxx is fucking 4ft tall? Theres no way. Imagine going to cyraxxs house to fight him and cyraxx comes out standing in the door way like a kid who just pissed in the bed. Shits wild
4 whole ft
I remember looking that up only to find stats for Cyrax from Mortal Kombat. lmao
He says he's 5'3. He's more likely 5'1. There was some comparisons done when he was standing next to a truck in a photo. The video creator would know that, if he did even the bare minimum of research.
I thought he was 4'8? Cyrax was Three when his Dad went to prisom.
Vegeta could take him.
Whenever he just stares with his maw gapping you can see his neurons misfiring.
I heard cyrax has bad hygeine and is not doing good mentally or physically
That’s definitely right
legend has it he just walked out of the landfill. thats pretty much his origin story
he got an infection from bedbugs combined with constantly jerking off and it made his junk look like a balloon animal.
@@carl-wheezer Not even Grandfather Nurgle himself would be abled to handle the stench Cyrax gives off.
That'll happen when your family only teaches you how to scream and scare people in shutting up, and its the ONLY thing they teach you in a tough situation. He's got zero idea what to do, so he runs away. Its why he talks that way - but its like a child emulating a parent instead. He's a creep, and its on him, but when you respond with screaming your head off at people and lying every time you get confronted every single time, your kids gonna do it too. You'll see them, and they'll be playing while one toy beats the other senseless and screams like mommy and daddy. If Cyrax didn't have a mind partially still in a childhood state, he'd be a REAL monster and danger to society. Kids don't lie well, though. That is a survival mechanism that's learned as you mature and understand more about yourself and others.
Seems Cyrax got lucky his Dad went to prison for diddling little kid's. It might have saved him some trauma.
That Chester Bennington tribute was absolutely incomprehensible in terms of what he was attempting to cover. Maybe after the Seventh dwarf was caught texting a fourteen year old, he should cover Ian Watkins instead. 😂
I've watched about 3 or so other videos that has been about Cyrax. The man faked his death once, and hes quite the person.
One comment ive read sums it up pretty well.
"Cyrax seems like the type of dude who grew up still thinking WWE is real, and thats his whole personality."
? No? He didn't?
He never faked his death. What are you talking about? He did a bullying PSA with his ex Heather (who he physically assaulted, by the way) and other people have faked their deaths to mess with Cyraxx. But he never did it himself.
Cyraxx has the mentality of "fake till you make it" and that he needs to act like he's the biggest and best in the sector. He doesn't believe his delusions to the extent that people think. He pushes them so hard because he needs YOU to believe them to make them real. He knows they're not real. He's trying to make them real with other people's buy ins.
One weird thing about Cyrax is he doesn't really have shoulders but his neck seems super thick. Really strange. Wonder if his neck got strong from people trying to strangle him all the time.
it’s from the lake erie poison
That stream was hilarious last night. He was so mad I’m surprised he didn’t flash us and start abusing his little weenie like he’s known to do 😂
I saw you there last night yeah😂 I was just as surprised
Ew
@Music Biz Marty I told you, I can’t stop. I need help 😬
He'll have to be back to doing it again. Old habits die hard.
How do y’all watch his streaks and shit ?
Now I know where the people of the past got the idea of Goblins. They came across an ancestor of Cyrax.
🧛🏼
I stumbled upon this channel by accident and subscribed almost instantly. This is hilarious 😂😂😂
Thank god you have a dedicated Cyrax Playlist! Thank you so much staining and scarring you retinas for us.
Chance Wilkins is the gift that keeps on giving. 4:18 The icing on the scab cake here is, he's only around 4'8"(though he claims to be 5'3". Watch William's police bodycam vids. He's TINY compared to them), but loves to talk tough like this. On top of that, as soon as someone takes him up on his offer & goes to Akron, OH, he hides behind his grandmom and calls 911!
The constant, "mUh fAmIlY's lIvEs aRe iN dAnGeR!" is extremely annoying. Sally's been caught in the background many times telling Chance it isn't true and to stop his BS.
We're trying to get his Twitch shut down atm for offsite shenanigans. Plus, he's ban evading since his first account was banned. I also don't trust his twitch mod Tommygun & Tommy's father. They legitimately stuck up for Chance. Makes you wonder what they're hiding in their closets.
nice I'm glad to see you covering this little goblin I have been watching him for a while his cover of sound of silence is lolcow gold
Thank-you OP! I found you around the time Chris Chan was arrested. And learned about that rabbit hole through you and you reading his letters from jail.
Now you're teaching me about this dude now. Please know that I'm very appreciative.
Please keep doing this stuff so I don't have to give any of these people the traffic. ✌😎🤘
So glad you're covering this Smokey.
No problem bro. Glad to see you here Bernie💯
I’ve been a member of the Cyrax community since late 2019 and yet I still watch every single one of these documentaries because it gives me so much pleasure lol
What would you say are some of the best most detailed docs on him ?
One of my favorite lolcow commentators dissapeared and now I find a new cow AND someone covering it?
Bet. Good shit Smokey!
Watching King cobra makes me feel better about my life and sorry for people like cobes. Cyrax gives me nightmares
13:43 fuckin “I thought he meant lil peep” had me keeling over trying to hold back laughter
Never heard of this lolcow until recently. Looks like a bizarre cross between Gollum, Bin Laden, and the Hills Have Eyes. Dude definitely needs therapy though.
I was thinking a Satyr mixed with Charles Manson, but ugrier lol
Bin Laden (PBUH) is a fucking war hero, don't you dare compare cyrax to him.
My favourite cyraxx videos are the police body cam videos. Those Cops who end up having to deal with his bullshit have patience of saints
It's so funny to see this dude now. Chance went by something else at the time but we had extensive convos and I tried to be nice to him before I realized like who he really was. He made a long video talking about how I ruined his career etc bc I didn't sign him to my lil label and then he actually stole beats and pics from my crew 🤣 so crazy to see this cat again. Somehow I got wrapped up in this guy's whirl wind of sh*t amongst many others hahah.
Ur outros about lighting up and taking it easy and looking forward to the weekend actually make me feel really good lol, thank you for the boost there! Here from some of your Chris Chan letter readings because I love your calm demeanor and reason without offensive material. You're awesome and i hope the weekend treats you well.
I have followed cyrax since before he “died” and damn he says the same shit over and over, but every once in a while something truely wierd comes along, welcome aboard folks!
RIP RAX
I love when he got the record deal and wore a leather jacket and sunglasses
It's like he Idealized the worst action movie someone could find
@@haventhefluffy it’s almost adorable. Nah it is adorable. He’s dressing up like a cool guy!
With cyrax’s charisma and mic skills we have a future LOLCOWMANIA maineventer on our hands
I didnt know the creatures from The Descent had bars
Mortal kombat developers changed this character way too much
"Give us the Precious, stupid fat hobbit!"
-Chance "Cyraxx" Wilkins
great video! looking forward to more cyrax vids in the future
Cyraxx was spawned in the shallow end of the gene pool, pretty sure he got dropped on his head as a child 😂
I'd say his mum liked the angel dust a little too much while he was a bun in the oven 😂 Or his parents were cousins.
Cyrax looks like that creepy police drawing of he burglar in the hoodie.
I just started watching this stuff like a week ago. It's so nutty, I love marty
wow he really is like King Cobra in so many ways. That Chester cover. We need a battle of the vocal covers. I wonder what'll come first.. Cyraxx's famous music career or Cobies' hot, of-age, alive, cis-gendered, non-related-up-to-3rd cousin, consenting girlfriend and dream clocktower mansion
It’s crazy that Raxx has ever gotten some 🐈 and I’m not 100 percent sure I believe he has
He smashed Heather 😂 and probably has had some strange encounters before
The other guy is TylerNY and while when people think of Cyraxx, you think of music biz Marty but actually Tyler has been screwing with raxx for years as well.
Also Cyraxx does all these Memorial shows. So he uses people's deaths to do his mini concerts
and when he cant attach them to people he vaguly knew he just does a "chester bennington memorial show"🤦🏻
The ever heartbreaking memorial karaoke streams!! Chance is the biggest turd ever.
The kicker is that TylerNY is actually a good singer and makes hilarious parody songs about Raxx.
What a hero. He sure is “gifted”
Hop Hop Hero
He’s just pissed that Sector beat his ass.
With rouge gone, this is the best way to get cow news
Glad you are enjoying it brotha
Such a shame.
We all miss Rogue. This guy is just as awesome. Let Rogue's withdrawal from the net be a lesson to us all. Choose your mods carefully. Don't make the mistake of courting someone like WendiDeigo.
Heeeyy, this is gonna be good.
Smokey my favorite TH-camr is gonna fill me in on this dude!
*Grabs popcorn*
My breaks and coming back is always good for me to see new things from ya my friend ✨
Guy looks like an extra from deliverance
His hair is lovely ! I've never seen a more luxurious head of hair on any human being ever! He is the man pretty much
You are the effing best. Damn it you cover all my faves.
Doctor frankenstien must have let igor loose on the Internet. Gather your torches and pitchforks people. The freak stomping hour is nigh
I wonder who trolled him into recently trying to troll the trolls 😀!
"TRUST ME WHEN I SAY.." *eyes closed head tilted=Cyraxx lying his Goblin ass off 😂
Man, does Cyrax not only have diarrhea of the mouth, but he is the perfect definition of the Internet tough guy.
Hearing you mention Charlie Z made me realise how much I'd love a video on him from you.
I come back to this video every now and then as its what introduced me to raxx, big ups smokey ya GOAT
great video. The main lesson i learned is don't be a cyrax
I definitely want to see you make more Cyrax videos
Will do my friend
Goddammit, leave Bennington alone, dude. 🤣🤣🤣
He looks like Jeebs from Men in Black. Sounds like he came from another galaxy...
I recently discovered Perry Caravello. I love the DSP related shenanigans with that guy. Guy's convinced DSP is stalking him and sending henchmen to his apartment.
Hes the biggest crybully I've watched in awhile.
KingCobra x Cyraxx collaboration could be too good.
Chester has climbed out of his grave and is making his way to cyraxx's house
6 years ago TODAY ( july 20) Chester left this earth..im SHOCKED Cyraxx didn't make a RIP Chester stream today!
Hell yeah Smokey! I’m stoked to see your gonna start covering cyrax I’ve been binging shit about him the last week or two but I’m glad you’re gonna be covering him! Keep up the good work bro!
The hills have eyes:irl edition
Cyrax is the yellow robot ninja from mortal kombat
GOD I’d love to see you cover ALR!! Though do be careful if you do because she gets trigger happy with that strike button!
It's great when Cyrax puts on his tough guy WWE voice. Always makes me lol. Cyrax and KingCobraJFS should start a rap duo imo. It'd be straight 🔥. A dumpster fire.
All the lol cows I know of are all because of you smokey i dont understand how any of these people are real
Man these Fallout 5 Ghouls are wild! Can’t wait to see them in action… oh wait I only play on PlayStation :(
If you think he is bad at music, then you should se him when he does sim racing. The sim racing is the funniest part of cyrax for me 🤣
Ur my favorite lolcow researching channel
Exactly what I needed to spark up to after work
Yes
Jesus Christ, Cyrax are you gonna SAY SOMETHING?
Edit: OMG he started...."singing". Made me want to burst my own eardrums
Alliteration
does that man have arms? because that man don't even have shoulders.
What really irks me about Cyrax is that he's using the name of one of my favorite Mortal Kombat characters.
So this is what he looks like without his cybernetic armor.
he's like the long lost relative to that incest family from Justified.
>You have to be blind to know that Cyraxx doesn't get laid
Billy knew tho
Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny
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Hell yeah, another excellent video! I’d love to hear more about this Cyrax guy
I thought that picture of him was photoshopped.
He reminds me of the people from The Hills Have Eyes.
Been following Cyraxx for a couple weeks and this was a great video
Lmao I’ve been saying Cyrax is like Charlie Z since day one, so true.
RIP RAX
This Cyraxx guy literally looks like one of the goblins Goblin Slayer would slay. Like, the little mook deformed ones. Eurgh. I know he must of developed issues due to his mum uhh "indulging" in certain substances when she was expecting by the look of him... but yeah. Thanks for coming through for us again, Smokey!
Cyrax is one guy, who knows he don't look good. At the start of the internet, we had a trend putting people who don't look good on the spotlight, to show there are people like that in society and it is real and not sorted to form an opinion. I thought it was all over and done with. Here come Cyrax, as much as I don't like making fun of people who don't look good and can't handle the pressure, Cyrax really takes it to another level after seeing the footage. He really is fit to be a cow for the farm.
By monthly???
Oh my gosh! 😳
No!
Poor Chester indeed.
Cant wait for the video of Cyrax going to get cup cakes from a motel.
Lulz
Its gonna be him picking up a hot pocket
Autoplay keeps giving me this video, and each time, I let it play the whole way because of the laughs lol
Bro this cyrax dude is funny as hell looks like somebody peeled out on his face
I seen ur video first on Cyraxx and went down the rabbit hole
He’s an angry potato.Period.
Cyrax is straight baller.