Cyrax - The Thief Gets Robbed

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  • @ReginaldGoonface
    @ReginaldGoonface 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    "Imagine that you're a music artist like me." Boy, that thought experiment took me to a really dark place.

  • @Klonoahedgehog
    @Klonoahedgehog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Him saying he grew up in the racing scene because he watched a lot of nascar at home is like me saying i grew up in the racing scene because i'm a avid Mario Kart player.

    • @joe18425
      @joe18425 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I grew up on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean.
      That is after I watched that tom hanks film. I cant remember the name of it. What do you expect, i seen it once years ago then I got stuck with no electricity etc on that island.
      👁👄👁

    • @thefloormat3297
      @thefloormat3297 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you have better practice then he does for racing

    • @High_Bread
      @High_Bread ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Im a veteran and where in several tours of duty…played several call of dutys

    • @High_Bread
      @High_Bread ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BDWriter such a great show, and im only 28 lol

    • @totallynotbrucewayne6215
      @totallynotbrucewayne6215 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I played mortal kombat so that makes me a martial artist

  • @rykerblade_snb
    @rykerblade_snb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Yeezy once told me his biggest regret in life was not writing Drift King. We had a good cry over it

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yeezy would’ve given up the entire graduation album for Drift king

  • @howardeeznuts9630
    @howardeeznuts9630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "i comprehend things the way anybody else does" proceeds to give a blank stare of confusion lol

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I lost 2.1million"
      ~cyrax

    • @mr.raider7865
      @mr.raider7865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mewdo45 *1.2 mil

    • @howardeeznuts9630
      @howardeeznuts9630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @They're trying to weaponize it cyraxx is the extra chromosome, he took over the host.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Master Buckwild the 3rd Don't compare poor Pennywise to that guy

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Master Buckwild the 3rd At least Penny only wants to kill them. Also is a dedicated mother herself (yes, Pennywise is actually female)

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    why does raxx always film himself like he's the jumpscare at the end of a video you prank your coworkers with?

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      😂😂 basically is

    • @tiamat_023
      @tiamat_023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      once in a while, i watch a rax vid and im like "Man, that lighting is on point!!" "Even a broken clock..." i guess

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Cuz he has scabs all over him. A big ol' misshaped head and poor hygiene. The dark hides some of that.

    • @dasdiesel3000
      @dasdiesel3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We talmbout Cyraxx jump scares??????
      th-cam.com/users/clipUgkxYzGhPy7ZIKAeE2kljeE3zUKWRYJB5uno

    • @VektorEpsilon
      @VektorEpsilon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Bro is like Slendermans disabled nephew

  • @TetsuNideji
    @TetsuNideji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    'I been gangstalked every day of my life'
    Bruh, he never goes outside. Ever.

    • @TheShoguneagle
      @TheShoguneagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A buddy troll mentioned gangstalking during one of his livestreams and it's since become part of his vocabulary.

    • @TetsuNideji
      @TetsuNideji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TheShoguneagle cyraxx has to have a sub 50 IQ.

    • @TheShoguneagle
      @TheShoguneagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL! I don’t think it’s quite that low, but I’d be surprised if it was above 70.

    • @TheShoguneagle
      @TheShoguneagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And… his mom (his real one) was legit mentally-impaired, and likely drank while she carried him. Rupel himself is kind of a dent, so… we can see where it got it from.

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's really the only thing he says that's somewhat true. He is gangstalked to a degree. Not in the most narrow definition, but he's stalked online, there's no doubt about that.

  • @vasanth7
    @vasanth7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    cyraxx when he gets caught texting a minor 3 hours ago: "bro let that shit go its in the past man"
    cyraxx when Wance Chilkins uploads some songs a week ago: "H1tler's a SAINT compared to you!"

    • @kniturselfasumbudy9752
      @kniturselfasumbudy9752 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Addy dindu nuffin

    • @SovietMOB
      @SovietMOB ปีที่แล้ว

      This is all new to me but this razz guy is like a more mental Lorne Armstrong except Lorne cries more like every day albeit usually fake like when he got arrested on To Catch a Predator!!

  • @merkthederk3593
    @merkthederk3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I see Wance Chillkins becoming the next liquid Chris and he’s gonna start making legit music and Cyrax is gonna lose his shit .

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Exactly what I was thinking too Brotha 😂💯

    • @Mohgwyn_
      @Mohgwyn_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Solid chance and liquid wance, the true troll saga

    • @bradkirk4044
      @bradkirk4044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wance spent time as djshadowblayde before he became a famous singer. During the last 7 years he has been perfecting his songs and now he has some angry goblin pretend to be him. Sickening.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know I was thinking the exact same thing. Chance really is just another chris

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doubt it. Plus, that'd be unoriginal and stupid. It's been done before. Far better than whoever is behind Wance could possibly do.

  • @AkronAsylum
    @AkronAsylum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Stealing from Cyrax is like breaking into the evidence room..

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂

    • @herecomesjakob420
      @herecomesjakob420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I heard a whipping noise after I read that

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Speaking of Lost innocence , this is the first verse in a nutshell "You came in and said I will make you pretty, in make-up and a pretty white dress. You told me I was a pretty kid ,men came in I didnt wanna go with them but you made me do it, you let them r***e me for cash" I cant imagine why any grown ass man would think these lyrics are problematic to sing and that it somehow would be wrong to exploit the suffering of a child for your own gain. Only Chance Wilkins.

    • @CowToes
      @CowToes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How can Chance exploit a song Chilkins' wrote? Or, why is Chance exploiting Chilkins' genius?

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait, WHAT?
      LOL
      Did Chance steal it word-for-word? And on top of that, does he claim to have made the lyrics? That's hilarious!

    • @faustmeth
      @faustmeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The question is…why did he find that poem? What was he searching for?

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ShinFahima I havent read the poem in question but knowing Chance yeah he stole it word for word.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@faustmeth That is a question worth asking but im not sure anyone would want an answer.

  • @unluckychoices
    @unluckychoices 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'd be devastated if someone stole my own work so I have some sympathy for Cyraxx... until I remember that he's an actual theif and this is karma.

    • @turgburger
      @turgburger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤😂❤😂❤❤😂😂❤🎉🎉❤🎉😂

  • @LeehLeeh9317
    @LeehLeeh9317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If Cyrax were to "earn" a million dollars, I dread to think of the type of goblin he would evolve into.

  • @gabingston3430
    @gabingston3430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Cyrax is basically a real life Eric Cartman.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nah, Eric cartman would have found the perpetrator and made him pay in some fucked up way. Like making him eat his own parents or some shit

    • @ronniewilliz153
      @ronniewilliz153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @andrewwinslow9315
      @andrewwinslow9315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mewdo45 nanananaa I made you eat your parents

    • @DatGitGhaz
      @DatGitGhaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah Cartman is actually smart in some ways

    • @brandonkirk5236
      @brandonkirk5236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wouldn't say Cartman, definately someone from south park though.

  • @ShippoFoxD
    @ShippoFoxD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    For like a wise man once posted:
    It's a Cyrax world, and we're all just living in it

  • @MrTheBaron
    @MrTheBaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Well shit, Chance did it. He's finally got his own Liquid Saga!

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So true 😂

    • @mandlin4602
      @mandlin4602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know! I think when based shaman was mimicking cyraxx he shoulda carried on with it but he stopped for a while, cos he could of be liquid chance

  • @logancole5101
    @logancole5101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    this is the circle of life I guess. you're either the thief or the victim. Cyraxx was the Thief, now he's the victim. And he deserves it.
    this is going to be a good one I can tell.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Beautifully put

    • @chrisdooley1184
      @chrisdooley1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn. Mother-fucking Shakespeare Logan. Brought a god damn tear to my eye 😥

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! 😂

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cyrax cares far more about this than his mum.

  • @OddityIllustrations
    @OddityIllustrations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Man, I can’t wait to drive down the highway, roll the windows down, and blast some Wance Chilkins. Great video as usual👌

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s such a great road trip song

    • @bertbargo7162
      @bertbargo7162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eeeeveryboooody Wance-Chil tonight!
      Eeeeveryboody have fun tonight!

    • @CaptainMonotone448
      @CaptainMonotone448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rev those engines!!!

  • @hangingon
    @hangingon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Rumor is that "Street Racing Scene" has made William so much money he no longer has to work. I knew that song was a banger. I hear William might get a record deal.

  • @zacharyclark5617
    @zacharyclark5617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    We just can't understand how good Chance truly is. He does not perform anywhere outside his room. That shows true confidence. He doesn't even compete in competitions actually she says he does but always find an excuse not to go. Let's be honest though how can someone compete with him honestly.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We will truly never understand

    • @420JackG
      @420JackG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      $1.2 million a month from streaming puts him up there with Ed Sheeran, Ariana Grande, and BTS.

    • @TedBundysGhost
      @TedBundysGhost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@neighbor472 worked at a restaurant? Are you insane? He should be NO where near food service or food prep, the dudes hygiene is atrocious!

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A truly skilled performer wouldn't brag about winning at patrician music competitions that his "rivals" compete in. Like the god of music he is he doesn't even bother showing up, simply wins at the mere mention of his name, competitors and audience alike running in fear and awe from the thought of hearing his transcendent music.

  • @snooganslestat2030
    @snooganslestat2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact that Cyrax cant drive makes it all the funnier.

  • @joshuabullard6602
    @joshuabullard6602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Somebody needs to break it to our boy that life ain’t fair

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      According to cyrax yes it is

    • @TheShoguneagle
      @TheShoguneagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Well, the lack thereof. Just call him Trap-less Atlas.

    • @NinjaGrrrl7734
      @NinjaGrrrl7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheShoguneagle who isn't John Galt?

  • @420JackG
    @420JackG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    C'mon guys, let's make Wance #1 on the hot 100. Call up your local radio stations and ask for Drift King.

    • @bradkirk4044
      @bradkirk4044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right? We all know Wance is the real Cyrax. Go along with it, he will be furious if we do.

  • @TheShoguneagle
    @TheShoguneagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Look at Chance... becoming Marty and trying to stifle an aspiring artist from achieving his dreams. He lived long enough to see himself become the villain of his own story.

  • @jakezepeda1267
    @jakezepeda1267 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He paid with his life and lived to tell the tale. Amazing.

  • @PyroTheManic
    @PyroTheManic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    got cold chills listening to you at 4:10. Pure poetry my guy keep it up Wance Chilkins we love you!

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you my friend. It’s poetry in its truest form

  • @OhHoneyBeehave
    @OhHoneyBeehave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That close up of his eyes at 11:33 cracked me up, bravo!

  • @diablojones
    @diablojones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Cyrax is living proof that life is unfair.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂 facts

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's unfair he the way he was conceived-he and Riddle are living stereotypes of "rape babies"

    • @We_Are_All_Vultures
      @We_Are_All_Vultures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @LakesideAmusementPro
      @LakesideAmusementPro ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cyrax is lucky Eugenics was abandoned in the US in 50’s because he wouldn’t be alive right now.

  • @InfinityHS
    @InfinityHS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The thief getting robbed is wild. 🤣🤣🤣💀💯

  • @strider5964
    @strider5964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It's so nice to see Cyraxx getting his shitty songs stolen only to have them done better than he could ever scream them. Also I'm genuinely surprised Cyraxx has never name dropped Smokey because Chance clearly obsesses over what people think of him.

  • @DJchestr
    @DJchestr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The song that defined a generation gone😪

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😢 terrible day

  • @FidelCashflow_YT
    @FidelCashflow_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    William is a genius for this one. This dude has stolen countless artworks, beats, even books.
    I really cant think of a more fitting troll.

  • @BigDadGigaCHAD
    @BigDadGigaCHAD ปีที่แล้ว +11

    To be fair, Street racing scene was by far his best song and his only song that was bearable to listen to him perform. Any other time he was doing music and not sperging, I exit the stream but when street scene racing was rocking, I was there for it. The sweet sweet karma of Gloryhole stealing it, is just so good.

  • @sonofthenorth18
    @sonofthenorth18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like the way he rhymes go with go. Ghostface level wordplay.

  • @lucyfuir6386
    @lucyfuir6386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think it's Hysterical when people go on TH-cam thinking they're gonna become some sort of influencer and make millions of dollars and they just get laughed at and made fun of.

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That poem he stole was amazing. He literally sings about being impregnated...

    • @SheetGhostWithBones
      @SheetGhostWithBones 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cyraxx mpreg. I always knew he was an omega

  • @superpieman5773
    @superpieman5773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Smokey coming in clutch with the Raxx vids, have a great one! 👍

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you my friend 💯

  • @DynoSkrimisher
    @DynoSkrimisher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Every time you upload I get happy, more background noise for when i'm grinding in my games.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope you have a good gaming sesh my friend 💯

  • @devincamp8274
    @devincamp8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This far in the video to be a goat? No, you're the goat for providing good commentary over a lolcow who honestly doesn't get enough well digested content such as Chris Chan. Love the work, keep it up and Godspeed.

  • @andy4392
    @andy4392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I paid with my life” if only 😔

  • @VVanillacVODS
    @VVanillacVODS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "are the fans in the room with us today"

  • @-BeFree-
    @-BeFree- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can’t wait for the wance chilkins sold out stadium tour to come to town , it’s gonna be fire 🔥 🤘🏻😆🤘🏻🔥

    • @lincolnchafee9602
      @lincolnchafee9602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't wait to get drift King on vinyl!

  • @tardiusthe3rdforthe3rd53
    @tardiusthe3rdforthe3rd53 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The ai summary of this video is pure gold

  • @haydendenard2693
    @haydendenard2693 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I still can't get over the epicness that is the name William gloryhole 😂😂😂😂

  • @dimetime35c
    @dimetime35c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anytime raxx stands up I'm expecting him to be flapping his bird around.

  • @8ozz220
    @8ozz220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'd like to mention this would most likely be a civil suit which means you can only really sue for damages, and Cyrax has no damages since neither of them are making enough money to be worth going to court over. So yeah this is illegal but as usual there's nothing cyrax can do about it, also its unlikely Cyrax could behave himself in a court enough to actually do a trial. idk i'm not a lawyer
    Edit: I need to stop commenting before finishing a video, but fun fact about gang stalking, its primarily a concept used to describe a belief held by certain schizophrenics. Its not usually considered an actual description of a group behavior. Just food for thought.

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Copyright infringement can also be a criminal offense when done on a mass scale. That's how the cops were able to arrest some of the guys behind the bay that sails the high seas. It has to be quite severe to make it to that level and Cyraxx's IP doesn't meet that threshold.

    • @NinjaGrrrl7734
      @NinjaGrrrl7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I'm wondering where he picked up that expression. That IS interesting.

    • @8ozz220
      @8ozz220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NinjaGrrrl7734 Its also not uncommon for people who are described as being at risk to believe in gangstalking to pick up the term and start using it unironically like Cyrax, not saying he's schizophrenic necessarily but I wouldn't be surprised if he perhaps picked up the behavior from someone who is.

    • @DasShaten
      @DasShaten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      didn't marty some how buy the songs?

    • @8ozz220
      @8ozz220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DasShaten most likely apart of the troll OP but I wouldn't be surprised if they were somehow legally in the right.

  • @BonesAlexander
    @BonesAlexander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I bet an episode of Dr. Phil on him will be crazy lmao.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Censored af😂

  • @Chronoic
    @Chronoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    33:35 gotta remember Cyraxx used a calculator and estimated, if you make $4,000/month and you add $169/month (Cyraxx's estimated tax amount on $4000) you will make $19,502,600/Month before taxes. Then you take your monthly amount, and times it by 365 days (1 year) you will make $7,118,449,000 /year. (Yes, he did just take the monthly amount (1 month) and instead of multiplying it by 12 month, he did it by 365 days).
    On Average youtubers have said you make $3-$5 per 1000 views, so using the high amount , he would need around 240,000,000 million views a month.

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂 that would be so lit but sadly that is indeed not the case

    • @ampeater777
      @ampeater777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I paused at 22:24 to check the comments. What an odd coincidence

  • @doodlegirl1111
    @doodlegirl1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Always laugh at your cyraxx coverage man, keep it up

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The thief complements the diamonds he steals if not thier owner" -gk chesterton

  • @dasdiesel3000
    @dasdiesel3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Smoke you reading the lyrics off the screen is better than Cyraxx can do trying to reperform "his own" lyrics lmao

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It gets stuck in your head so easily. I know every word 😂

    • @Detroittruckdoctor55
      @Detroittruckdoctor55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Un ironically i like that song in a funny way

  • @MKTyphon
    @MKTyphon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I met someone who met him, she said “he smell like rotten rat juice”.

    • @kokobopjammer2571
      @kokobopjammer2571 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He looks like hed smell like hot garbage and his breath could peel paint off walls

  • @TheRedBaron1917
    @TheRedBaron1917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is that like when he got graped by blind Billy? Also wouldn't it be a great plot twist if Blind Billy turned out to be William Glory hole?

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Greatest plot twist in history

  • @Btmalloy
    @Btmalloy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Smoky your videos help me unwind and relax after a long day. Thanks man!

  • @clonegeek3317
    @clonegeek3317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cyraxx and Chris Chan should start to date

  • @__unwavering
    @__unwavering 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When my trainees do something stupid, I send them clips of chance screaming insults.

  • @plexxarbiitch
    @plexxarbiitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There’s nothing more funny to me than cyrax calling tunecore a reputable distributor

  • @mikusoxlongius
    @mikusoxlongius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would like to congratulate Mr. Gloryhole for his contributions to society as a whole...

  • @C.Frankenstein13
    @C.Frankenstein13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He grew up around the street racing scene? 😂😂 dude doesn't even leave his grandmas attic 🤣🤣

  • @Jack-wj7eo
    @Jack-wj7eo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Cyrax definitely went to a street takeover to meet minors

  • @cornelrusu9789
    @cornelrusu9789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine Cyrax having 1 mil out of nowhere! What do you think he'll do with the money?

  • @elizabethryan1987
    @elizabethryan1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wance Chilkins makes absolute bangers 👌 🔥

  • @CynnamonSpyder
    @CynnamonSpyder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How did he pay with his life if he isn't still in jail or dead?

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂 good point

  • @BigHugsFromHell
    @BigHugsFromHell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The problem with Cyraxx and getting a lawyer isn't money, because there could be ways around paying up front as most know. The problem with Cyraxx and lawyers is if he ever sat down with one he would have to finally have fair use actually explained to him so will never have an excuse to get it wrong again. All I wonder is if he already realizes it and that's why he is avoiding the attempt, or if he is truly this terrifyingly oblivious.

  • @bostonmeadhorn4897
    @bostonmeadhorn4897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Think the same when he turns on his Xbox. Your remarks had me freaking rolling bro. Imma take a binger for you on your killer snarky remarks you're pulling in this vid

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you brotha😂

  • @amberwebb4589
    @amberwebb4589 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It was a Jameson whiskey commercial; had an octopus in it...

  • @ExiledTC
    @ExiledTC ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine your arch nemesis goes by william gloryhole lmaoooo

  • @whoisthis3732
    @whoisthis3732 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can you imagine if your life was upended by a guy named William Gloryhole?

  • @oldromanbulldog2675
    @oldromanbulldog2675 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love how he keeps saying "the fans.....my fans....etc...." I am not sure which Lolcow says this more; Chance Wilkins or Daniel Larsen. Tough call on this one. And NEITHER Lolcow even gets it that there are NO FANS!!! It's a close race here.

  • @avidshirker8460
    @avidshirker8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao that intimidation video for you, faaaantastic.

  • @ChaunceyCC
    @ChaunceyCC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video. Great channel. Shouts out to whoever suggested it in Raxx’s comments yesterday. Lol

  • @LUMI.THE.IMPALER
    @LUMI.THE.IMPALER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cyraxx got that floating shrunken head energy…out here looking like the dude from Beetlejuice n shit 😂

  • @dalecross4543
    @dalecross4543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor old Rex he never has any luck !🤣

  • @barbarabarbussy7569
    @barbarabarbussy7569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine being William Gloryhole and your life being more sad than mine.

  • @jessicamerriman2336
    @jessicamerriman2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait!? He grew up in car culture and doesn't even have a driver's license? OMG! 😂😂😂 I hate to slam anyone, but this guy? Nope! He has everything he gets coming.

  • @StarPebblit
    @StarPebblit ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >I make so much money
    >i can't afford a lawyer cause i have no money

  • @V12-i4b
    @V12-i4b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    IDK what it is about the homie raxx saying WHILLIHAM GLORYPHITCH, but it gets me everytime. For all his flaws he has pretty good comedic timing

  • @silence6813
    @silence6813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What's really crazy is that his when his grandmother had a mini stroke, he did nothing, and let her drive herself to the hospital and said that mini stroke wasn't a big deal, instead of calling an ambulance. Even mini stroke can be very severe especially for his grandmother at her age.

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even worse, he made it all up.

    • @silence6813
      @silence6813 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@intercoursehandguns851 yeah, found out about that last month. He is extremely sickening to the point that he will say anything to garner sympathy or pity, even though he has done that many times.

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@silence6813 Yeah. As for your original comment, it's telling that he's such a terrible person that even when he lies he makes himself look like a POS. He couldn't even make himself the hero of the story, being a lazy sociopath is all he knows.

  • @rickylefleur2158
    @rickylefleur2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone should get "Streetracing Scene" into GTA. Cyraxx would suffer big time😂

    • @virusINJUSTICE
      @virusINJUSTICE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If someone could mod it in, or just made a video edit and show it to Cyrax lmao

  • @austinbunyard3284
    @austinbunyard3284 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    And he stole a whole book one time

  • @ariessweety8883
    @ariessweety8883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alright that's it. I'm convinced that Chance doesn't even try to say the word "ok" He doesn't even try. Just let's whatever sound that's gonna come out, come out.

  • @Spudmechanic
    @Spudmechanic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2.1 Millon on lost revenue? Shiiiit time to start releasing some cyrax remixes

  • @ThePeakoftheGeek
    @ThePeakoftheGeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the perfect birthday present thanks so much!

  • @GameAlicornLuna
    @GameAlicornLuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ...A Baseball Player? Is he going to try out for the Akron Ducks or something? The only position Cyrax would have for baseball is the guy they throw at the bees so the exterminator can come and clean up the nest.

  • @tylenol3572
    @tylenol3572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i paid with my life" when hes talking about going to jail in 2012. lmao i wish you did bud

  • @tenebrismedia3318
    @tenebrismedia3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I gotta say, I'm not a fan of Cyraxx...
    but this Wance Chillkins is a musical genius!

  • @hoodjiujitsu3834
    @hoodjiujitsu3834 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm not going to lie when cyrax said just me and my homies hitting up the drifting hitting up the tracks and doing what we got to do...
    I felt that😢

  • @kisukemomohime7388
    @kisukemomohime7388 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" -Random Ass Cop 2023

  • @darkmistico
    @darkmistico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cyraxx in his goblin lair

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only room he knows

  • @unknownmemory645
    @unknownmemory645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I gotta say tho the Wance Chilkins version of "drift king" is sooo much better than the original

  • @smallworldz7241
    @smallworldz7241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Goes to jail for beating up his grandma.
    Scared to death the whole 24 hours.
    Proceeds to brag about it for years

  • @We_Are_All_Vultures
    @We_Are_All_Vultures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Street racing scene is so hilarious 🏁 🏎️ 💨

  • @Ry3guy
    @Ry3guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me and my wife love the long videos on this goblin!

  • @saint_mockturne
    @saint_mockturne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lost innocence was the breaking point for me

  • @garchamp9844
    @garchamp9844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, I am gonna blast Street Racing Scene next time I take the Aygo for a spin!

  • @GVirusInfectee
    @GVirusInfectee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cyrax: "I'm actually very articulate."
    My gf last week after thirty seconds of listening to him, having no idea who this guy is: "How fucking drunk is this kid???"

  • @chopshop94
    @chopshop94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where can I buy tickets to see Wance Chilkins? Dudes my idol

  • @eldritchia
    @eldritchia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I fucking lost it when he said 1.2 million dollars a month

  • @JamesC-vy9qp
    @JamesC-vy9qp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why hasn't anybody set him up at a local bar or restaurant? It would be absolutely hilarious watching him lose his mind when management tell him to leave 🤣

    • @SmokeyMcC
      @SmokeyMcC  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 brutal

  • @stupidbluebird
    @stupidbluebird 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    man you crack me up. best videos i've found in a while to kick back and spark one to.

  • @iancorrado
    @iancorrado 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cyrax car “song” hit me alright. Hit me like a mustang trying to drift