Survivor Meets A Zombie (Survivor x Zombie Listener) (Audio Roleplay)

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  • @iangametion
    @iangametion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Alternate title: Someone that hasn't meet anyone because of quarentine Just Met Someone In The Outside

  • @ottomackensen
    @ottomackensen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    0:28
    Imagine trying to kill a zombie with a ball bat only for the zombie to turn around and begin roasting you over an open flame.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lol would be interesting for sure. And a bit unnerving I think

    • @Marzip4n
      @Marzip4n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Omg imagen it being a British road man
      "Oi! The fuck are you doin' fam?? Trynna bus' man's head open?? I'll get my guys on you fam" (I'm British and even I know this sucks ass I'm so sorry qjaja)

    • @SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp
      @SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *"U wot m8?"*

  • @SHSL_BOMB_INVENTOR
    @SHSL_BOMB_INVENTOR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    IF I WERE A ZOMBIE~
    I'D NEVER EAT YOUR BRAINNN~~ I JUST WANT YOUR HEART-

    • @sheepsgobark6629
      @sheepsgobark6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      YEAH JUST WANT YOUR HEART JUST WANT YOUR HEART~

    • @CupNany
      @CupNany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@sheepsgobark6629 OOOH~

    • @shunkaidoujetblackwings6215
      @shunkaidoujetblackwings6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@CupNany IF I WERE A ZOMBIE~
      I'D NEVER EAT YOUR BRAINNN~~ I JUST WANT YOUR HEART-

    • @CupNany
      @CupNany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@shunkaidoujetblackwings6215 YEAH I JUST WANT YOUR HEART~~~ WANT YOUR HEART~~
      *CAUSE I WANT YA~*

    • @camofc
      @camofc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The fact that I’m obsessed with that song-

  • @Cookiemunch-if9ql
    @Cookiemunch-if9ql 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Wow that cucumber guy is quick

  • @shadowknight886
    @shadowknight886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Imagine zombies are around so in order to protect him, the listener pins him to the ground and pretends to bite him.

    • @dizzyandkoko
      @dizzyandkoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Holy cheese cake, that would be awesome! Especially with a lot of sound effects and chaos and our human buddy freaking out over the 'betrayal.'

    • @shadowknight886
      @shadowknight886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@dizzyandkoko Excactly! Because even though we would never hurt him, he would still be panicking and feel betrayed.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Would be a good cover. I like this idea

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dizzyandkoko agreed, it would be awesome! I would have alot of fun I'm sure

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@shadowknight886 oh he would absolutely be panicking indeed lol

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Cucumber Ap‎proved ‎

    • @aluminummug
      @aluminummug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How are you always everywhere wtf

    • @comfort_devil
      @comfort_devil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hey again

    • @Retard..
      @Retard.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yasssssss your hereeeeeeee

    • @uzunzamandiruykudayim
      @uzunzamandiruykudayim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PLZZZ STOPPP

    • @thesimp6531
      @thesimp6531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey nice to see you again guess what you will be in my plate next time😂😂

  • @youmandyme
    @youmandyme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Warm bodies, side story.
    Him: (freaking out) you just want me for my brain!
    Me: That's not true, I want your body too...

    • @REgamergirl545
      @REgamergirl545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That was the first thing that came to my head was the movie warm bodies. Saw the movie and loved it.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aaaaaahhhh! That's possibly even worse! Dont eat my body!

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@REgamergirl545 lol my younger sibling has seen it but not me. I know of it at the very least.

    • @trinitynoblet5746
      @trinitynoblet5746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain. I just want your heart, I want your heart I just want your heart

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trinitynoblet5746 I assume this is another reference to warm bodies and is a song in it?

  • @juliaithinal4835
    @juliaithinal4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    *shakes hands and half of my left over arm pops off*
    He screams a little*
    “Seriously!? This is the 5th time this week!” I yell as I pull out a sewing kit.

    • @junkoenshrine1239
      @junkoenshrine1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I-I could help you

    • @juliaithinal4835
      @juliaithinal4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@junkoenshrine1239 please.

    • @junkoenshrine1239
      @junkoenshrine1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@juliaithinal4835 um-m I'll try crosshatch
      *starts sowing her arm*

    • @juliaithinal4835
      @juliaithinal4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@junkoenshrine1239 ooh your good!

    • @junkoenshrine1239
      @junkoenshrine1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@juliaithinal4835 th-hanks I partice on myself

  • @hl6994
    @hl6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I really like how Nick is narrating in such a peppy way at the beginning. I think more zombie stuff should show how people make light of anything as a way to cope.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol indeed. I'd like to think I'd be goofing off during the zombie apocalypse while i survived and kinda put that into the character. His talking to himself probably would help keep him sane-ish and help keep away loneliness. I'm very glad you liked the script

  • @harmonium5495
    @harmonium5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Imagine being a self aware zombie. You're dead, but not quite, everyone around you that's alive fears you, constantly loneliness, constant wandering, sounds like a whole nother version of hell.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mhmm, but now you have a probably batshit crazy companion to be with

    • @extremity5462
      @extremity5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would you feel the pain? In a lot of media half of their skin is falling off and I can’t begin to imagine that pain. What if all zombies were self aware but went crazy really quickly due to the pain.

    • @harmonium5495
      @harmonium5495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@extremity5462 I wouldn't see why they wouldn't. That's a cool concept, the dead coming back or being unable to die in the first place for some reason, but they keep their awareness. Over time the pain, the feeling of knowing you should be dead and yet you are alive, drives the victims insane.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@extremity5462 that is indeed a really interesting concept and definitely a plausible one. Intense pain can make anyone break and constant 24/7 pain... no one would be able to help going mad

    • @Hi_ItsPat183
      @Hi_ItsPat183 ปีที่แล้ว

      isn't that just everyday life in a nutshell??

  • @m.a.w.
    @m.a.w. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I love me some Zombie!Listener. This is a very interesting story and plot!

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you! It was suggested in a youtube comment but unfortunately I cannot remember from whom. If they see this, thank you very much. I think I'll have fun with this story

  • @FeltyLace
    @FeltyLace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Lovely weather we’re having”
    Ah yes, cloudy with a small chance of apocalypse… 😃

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perfect weather for making new friends and getting some exercise

  • @idkwhatimdoing680
    @idkwhatimdoing680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imagine the zombie listener being a total sass and snickering at him all the time

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol
      Him: I still have the bat you know...

    • @idkwhatimdoing680
      @idkwhatimdoing680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 that has the same energy as
      "I should have left you on that bridge."
      "BUT CHA DIDN'T"

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A stalker zombie I see.

  • @rebeccadyches5066
    @rebeccadyches5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I'm getting real "Boyfriend of the Dead" vibes and I like it. That's why I subscribed to that comic on Webtoons. Let's hope that this doesn't end like "The Last Man on Earth"

    • @youngbloodshadowblack1461
      @youngbloodshadowblack1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh boy do I like that webtoon spent all my money on it

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh wow! Someone else mentioned boyfriend of the dead and I didnt get the reference. Now I understand that it's a web toon. Very cool. And yeah hope it doesnt end that way either.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@youngbloodshadowblack1461 lol must be a good one then

    • @rebeccadyches5066
      @rebeccadyches5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 it is pretty awesome and it's funny too. Let us know if you check it out if you'd be so generous, I personally am curious to know what you think of it.

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I see. Interesting info.

  • @dizzyandkoko
    @dizzyandkoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I honestly can't help but admire your creativity in your audios. I never would have thought about a survivor x zombie story, especially with the listener being the zombie. Even more so with your cute and unique voice tying everything together.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aww thanks so much. Not sure about my voice being unique but thank you for your kind words. This audio was suggested for in the comments of a previous video. I like the idea and planned for more

  • @cherrylotus2926
    @cherrylotus2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Him:who needs drugs I’m high on life
    Me:who need life I’m high on drugs

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I ain't high on anything except natural adrenaline. Say no to drugs

  • @daydreamerbell
    @daydreamerbell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Two audios? Now you're really spoiling us Ranger❤
    And yes please, make part 2🙏 this is awesome❤

    • @nagitokomaeda1940
      @nagitokomaeda1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no tell me why are you depressed?
      U should feel full of luck

    • @daydreamerbell
      @daydreamerbell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nagitokomaeda1940 ohh, don't worry I felt blessed in that moment

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will do my best 👍. And yall deserved to be spoiled.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry you were feeling depressed and I hope you are feeling better now

    • @daydreamerbell
      @daydreamerbell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 to be honest, I really do feel better. And it's mostly thanks to you, other ASMRtists/VAs and this wonderful community❤

  • @KuraiYamino
    @KuraiYamino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This is fun. I am not really one for zombies but the listener being one? Cool twist.
    No biting.. I Promise... I Don't like brains...even with butter and garlic.... Just the company..

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad to hear it still peaked your interest even though it's not usually what you like. It was suggested in the comments section
      Awww so cute! Thanks for no biting. Glad to have company in this hellscape as well.

    • @KuraiYamino
      @KuraiYamino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First line "..please dont hit me in the head

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KuraiYamino lol yeah pretty much

  • @me5yago625
    @me5yago625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Zombie: oh? He-
    Me: 🧟‍♂️💥🔫🗿

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that would be my reaction generally as well. Big zombie fan here lol. Good thing I have a bat and not a gun

  • @karinapeperova5664
    @karinapeperova5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You can talk?"
    Me: 🅰️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yes, I am a sentient zombie. I need to get to the lab so I can find a cure for this zombie disease and I want to feel my heart beat again.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me: Sounds like a plan! I'll help you! It sounds like fun. And maybe if I stand closer I can get that hear of yours beating again. 😉😏
      Zombie: what?
      Me: what? 😐

  • @Athene.
    @Athene. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Zombie listener! And we're pretty badazz too.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I hope so. Gonna be difficult if I'm the only one fighting

    • @Athene.
      @Athene. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's true, I'm just used to the cliche where listener doesn't do too much, very princess style and it's sad. So I appreciate this!

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed, it's quite amazing honestly.

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'd appreciate it if you didn't bash my head in. Rotting skin aside I'm just like you."

  • @thesandguardianofthesand
    @thesandguardianofthesand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I need more of this! This is legit the 4th time I'm watching this, so if there's a 2nd one, that's a score for me!

    • @Ghostorchid-z7u
      @Ghostorchid-z7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh this just came out so no part 2 yet

    • @thesandguardianofthesand
      @thesandguardianofthesand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ghostorchid-z7u I know, but I'd like one-

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol gonna work on it soon and I'll do my best. I'm glad this audio has replayability! I'm glad you like it

  • @Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer
    @Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Adventure awaits!
    I like this concept! I hope there's more to this story later :) Nothing bad could ever happen, right ? lol

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I'm glad you like it as well. It was a fantastic idea suggest by a in the comments section. And nooo, nothing bad could happen during the apocalypse lol

  • @ryanjpaintgacha
    @ryanjpaintgacha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If I was a Zombie like this I would go around saying "I always come back" Cause I would be real life William Afton

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol nice. Unfortunately I do not know this reference

    • @blanksunsetz
      @blanksunsetz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s from FNAF also to this comment I shall.. *Man behind the slaughter or It’s been so long starts to play in backround*

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting 🤔

  • @xxsmiles1813
    @xxsmiles1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me: ******watching this peacefully*****
    Me: what's that noise...? Oh no-
    *IF I WHERE A ZOMBIE*
    _I'D NEVER EAT YOUR-_
    Me: DANG IT!

    • @hinatashoyo3333
      @hinatashoyo3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *I JUST WANT YOUR HEART I JUST WANT YOUR HEART I JUST WANT YOUR HEART YEAH OHHH~*

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I assume by the next comment that this is a song. Sorry I dont know the reference

    • @xxsmiles1813
      @xxsmiles1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 oh, yeah it's called the zombie song by Britney spears

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol good one.

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring ปีที่แล้ว

      I just want your heart, just want your heart cuz I want ya

  • @lynnix524
    @lynnix524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Him: *deep breaths* you can talk
    Me irl: pfft 😂😂😂😂
    I don't know why this is so funny XD

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I have a gift for being goofy I guess 😂 🤷‍♂️

  • @sovietpupper4000
    @sovietpupper4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Part 2 is needed, this is such a good story line.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have an idea for a continuation and even a possible ending.

    • @sovietpupper4000
      @sovietpupper4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 Oh cool

  • @neuro7594
    @neuro7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Do you think a zombie is in constant pain since it's always rotting, and have a constant hunger that is flesh? Nah they do have a nervous system

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great question. Might be an idea to include in the next audio or a later one atleast

  • @Smok_Argus
    @Smok_Argus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the moments he's freaking out xD

  • @Vroomvroomvacuum
    @Vroomvroomvacuum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Him: you can talk
    Ne: im dead not illiterate (I definitely used that word wrong)
    Him: how did you die
    Me: was at my granny's funeral she bit me first then I bit a dog

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Indeed you did use that incorrectly lol. But that's okay.
      Oh my... I dont know whether to feel sorry or impressed that your granny had teeth. But sad that you bit the dog... i like dogs...

  • @xxcringeycookiezxx3441
    @xxcringeycookiezxx3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    two audios in one night? Epic

  • @genavivejimenez3977
    @genavivejimenez3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Zombie listener save survivor from other Zombies and find food for him then going to my work place was human before become zombie

  • @comfort_devil
    @comfort_devil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yes that's something you don't see very often 🖤🥀

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed and I enjoyed making it. Wanted to make something special

  • @sindelscat9336
    @sindelscat9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *hugs* for pirate^^

  • @missblank3887
    @missblank3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Sometimes it’s hard being green*

    • @Ghostorchid-z7u
      @Ghostorchid-z7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and having purple rotten skin

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can imagine. Must be very trying. But I mean most zombies these days are green so you fit in

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ghostorchid-z7u I'm sure its perfectly natural among zombies! And since they out number humans you are in the majority

    • @Ghostorchid-z7u
      @Ghostorchid-z7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 yea,but I can't enjoy hot showers

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ghostorchid-z7u that is unfortunate for sure. Sorry to hear

  • @achaoticchildwithmemes6491
    @achaoticchildwithmemes6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    omg I love him-
    Can we get a part two? :DDD

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You may indeed get a part 2. I like zombie stuff so this is gonna be fun

  • @CRUUSHH
    @CRUUSHH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him *Ranting about listener being a smart zombie*
    Zombie me: *I just wanted some icecream-* 👁️👄👁️

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After we save the world we can absolutely go get icecream

    • @CRUUSHH
      @CRUUSHH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 Heck yeah ✨🍨

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CRUUSHH 🤗👍🍧🍨

    • @CRUUSHH
      @CRUUSHH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 🍨🍦😌

  • @arabidtheaterkid4204
    @arabidtheaterkid4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Zombie”
    Listener character: that’s racist

  • @eva_1567
    @eva_1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "you can talk"
    Me: I haven't said a word this whole time but suuuuuure I can talk congrats

  • @mimichu__
    @mimichu__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me doing a olaf
    him : "you can talk?!"
    Me : "ya why?"

    • @hinatashoyo3333
      @hinatashoyo3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like 😅 yeah whats it to you

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol nice

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hinatashoyo3333 oh my apologies I guess I was being rude lol

    • @hinatashoyo3333
      @hinatashoyo3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 its fine you baka I didn’t care anyways its not like its my first time talking to human or anything 😳😤😣

    • @hinatashoyo3333
      @hinatashoyo3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 its fine you baka I didn’t care anyways its not like its my first time talking to human or anything 😳😤😣

  • @jadynestachowiak917
    @jadynestachowiak917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is great!!! I’d love a part 2 if you were up for it:) it’s really great

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks very much! I had alot of fun with this audio and it was actually suggested in the comment section of another video. I will probably do a part 2 yup

    • @jadynestachowiak917
      @jadynestachowiak917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 AH YOU ACTUALLY REPLIED :D I’m glad u had fun with the audio!! I hope you’re doing well, good luck with your other work❤️ also yay, thank you:)

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, a part 2 would be great.

  • @karaphantomhive1602
    @karaphantomhive1602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:46 Yoouuu can taaalk oohhh my goodddd

  • @nagitokomaeda1940
    @nagitokomaeda1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    HAHAHAHA THAT BEGINNING I CAN'T HAHAHA

  • @Loona_Prophecy04
    @Loona_Prophecy04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I may be a zombie but that doesn't mean that I don't want connection and interaction.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Long as it isnt connection between your teeth and my flesh I think I can help with that lol.

  • @scav7330
    @scav7330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I'm sorry, is zombie offensive?"
    "Some-what."
    "Um, what would you like me to call you instead?"
    "I am one of the Afflicted. I'd have been dead from this plague a year ago if not for Peryite's protection..."

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Understood 👍

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elder Scrolls reference

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orangeismyfavoritecolor is it? Not familiar with this one. I only know and played skyrim and a little bit of Online

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 There’s a quest in Skyrim where you contact the Daedric Prince of Disease named Peryite. You get a really nice shield (Spellbreaker) outta that quest when you’re done, it’s by far my favorite shield.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@orangeismyfavoritecolor ah gotcha gotcha! I'm not sure if I played that quest

  • @KI-xc3hj
    @KI-xc3hj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is amazing

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww I'm very happy to hear it. I'm glad I could make your day happier

  • @bluemoon1204
    @bluemoon1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    part 2 plz this is amazing!

  • @Cheddarcheesz
    @Cheddarcheesz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I cant be the only person that can hear hiccups voice right i swear it sound similar

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope, infact I keep getting told that lol. I have been getting told I sound like Hiccup since the first few audios. You are not alone 😂

  • @camofc
    @camofc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I really like this. I’d be a different color other then pink for once:)
    I think...

    • @miko_as7500
      @miko_as7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i feel like you’d go a pink mauve-y color

    • @camofc
      @camofc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@miko_as7500 maybe... also hi Uraraka!

    • @_krampus
      @_krampus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you would look so swag mina😎

    • @camofc
      @camofc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_krampus aw thanks Denki☺️

    • @kitkat7805
      @kitkat7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're cute no matter what color you are Mina! ^♡^

  • @someoneintheworld8920
    @someoneintheworld8920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    is there like a pt.2 or will there be?
    cuz im inlove
    you just got yourself a new sub❤️

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awww thanks so much! I have an idea for a fun part 2. Welcome to the Crew and I hope you enjoy your time aboard!

  • @Tunde_chan
    @Tunde_chan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Part 2. Pls. I love it. So amazing.❤

  • @Pavelscribbles
    @Pavelscribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    alllllll we wanna dooo is eat your brainsss, we're not unreasonable, i mean no one's gonna eat your eyes ✨

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *racks shotgun he calls his "Boomstick"* bring it on lol

    • @Pavelscribbles
      @Pavelscribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 It appears we're at an impass 🥴

  • @boops3419
    @boops3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    PART TWO PLEASE THIS WAS SO AMAZING ❤️❤️❤️

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a plan for more. And thank you very much for your kind words

  • @rhxeny
    @rhxeny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What the fuck you doin' fam?! What you saying bout my mom fam?!"

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been awhile since I listened back to this audio but I dont recall mentioning anyone's mother.

    • @rhxeny
      @rhxeny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 😂😂

  • @TiberiusTheLivingLegend
    @TiberiusTheLivingLegend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I may be a zombie but i still have my soul

  • @trickyhammer8390
    @trickyhammer8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey RangerPirate Audio it’s me again (you may not remember me) but I love the content your uploading! Keep it up!

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so very much! I will do my very best and appreciate your kind words

    • @trickyhammer8390
      @trickyhammer8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 seriously your doing amazing

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lovely.

  • @chihiroxmiyazaki
    @chihiroxmiyazaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this character's voice omg! So quirky

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad to hear you like him. He is a bit of how I think I'd be in a zombie apocalypse

  • @rebeccadyches5066
    @rebeccadyches5066 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No rush or anything but I would like to know if you are planning on coming back at all. I miss you making videos.

  • @soralantern3073
    @soralantern3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think a Star Wars crossover series would be cool. A sentient Zombie Jedi who spent years separated from human Contact becomes the Main Character's bodyguard. John Wick undead version. Just an Idea. Female Zombie who has no intent to harm the human. That kinda thing.

  • @Cheese.22
    @Cheese.22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me and him fist bump
    My hand falls off
    Me: ah shit hold on let me just
    Grabs my hand and puts it back on
    Me: ok let’s gooo

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stares in horror for a moment and then nods in amusement. Cool

  • @aliceinchains6250
    @aliceinchains6250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Video idea! Mad scientist examines and experiments on you (subject listener).

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely an interesting one! I give it a good hard think and see what I come up with

  • @Tobi-ys
    @Tobi-ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish there was a part two

  • @octaviatastic1391
    @octaviatastic1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Him: Ohhhhhh, you stay back-
    Me, who was just interested in the imaginary game commentary: Dude, I was just looking for some entertainment, being a zombie is boring.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my apologies. Hey if you are interested I'm pretty sure there is a video game store around the corner. Not sure if their are any zombies in it but I know the games should still work

    • @octaviatastic1391
      @octaviatastic1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 oh, thanks, man, that's really nice of you! This has to be the first time someone hasn't tried to hit me with something. I'll catch ya later, thanks for the directions! **walks off in zombie-**

  • @bluefirewolf1991
    @bluefirewolf1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    him: I'm gonna poke you with my bat
    me: well there goes my arm nice 🙄

  • @isip0ki
    @isip0ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Warm bodies

  • @giraffedragon6110
    @giraffedragon6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nick: well... since you’re “aware” what do I call you?
    *after I was bitten by a mindless, I had managed to barricade myself in the greenhouse forest biome and had injected the prototype, hoping it would work... I had collapsed amongst a bed of flowers and had awoken within it. My body intact, my mind sane, but my heart would not beat. As I am not the same as I once was, neither shall my name be so*
    ???:... you may call me Silas

  • @Rex_Sona_
    @Rex_Sona_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    y'all we need a part 2 of some kind, like they find the facility and listener becomes alive again

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I have an idea lol. I actually have a few ideas for future scripts and hope they will be enjoyable for you all. But the facility one will be a bit further down the line

  • @thehunter6105
    @thehunter6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can you do a series about this video please I love ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ASMR Videos

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a huge fan of zombie apocalypse stuff as well. I only know like 2 videos with zombie stuff personally. But yes I can absolutely do more of this series.

  • @Rredrexx
    @Rredrexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 hour oh my 👁️👄👁️✨✨

  • @kitkat7805
    @kitkat7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~
    I imagine zombie listener is rather intelligent, and uses big words when talking, and they have a rather cute voice.
    ~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~
    Nick - So I might be hallucinating
    Cute Zombie listener - Did you hit your head or something?! Are you ok?
    ~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~
    Nick - **pokes cute zombie listener's with his bat**
    Cute zombie listener - ** arm falls off** oh.... well then
    Nick - oh gosh I am so sorry
    Cute zombie listener - it's fine, I just going off a LIMB here and say I may need a HAND with this
    ~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~
    Well I made a drawing of what I pictured the cute zombie looks like
    ~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaaaaahhhh! So adorable! And the zombie has puns!!! Eeeeee! I love it! I'll die happy in this apocalypse with this kind of company

  • @janinacicenene3859
    @janinacicenene3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He’s acting like it was illegal to talk 😪

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not illegal but I dont have too many conversations with corpses who try to eat me..

    • @janinacicenene3859
      @janinacicenene3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 I’m not trying to eat you
      well maybe a little
      just a nibble

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor survivor lol

  • @xXlotusmoonXx
    @xXlotusmoonXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The beginning....is that a reference to....the Sonic Movie?

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No actually lol. I made this audio long before I saw the sonic the hedgehog movie

    • @xXlotusmoonXx
      @xXlotusmoonXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 Interesting

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xXlotusmoonXx yup, completely unplanned and unintentional parallel

  • @choleric9348
    @choleric9348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've never been this early poggers

  • @miekaferreira4697
    @miekaferreira4697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please please please please make a part 2

  • @IzukuMidoriya38855
    @IzukuMidoriya38855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watch Zombieland
    THIS IS WHY WE HAVE RUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEESSSSSSSS YOU GUYS!!!!!!
    Survivor: You touched me.
    Me: I'm a real girl.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another cultured individual! Lmao one of my favorite zombie movies of all time. I enjoyed the second one as well. Tallahassee is a badass.

  • @mak..5550
    @mak..5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Humans are friends not food
    (Aka fish are friends not food from finding memo I think it's been a while)

  • @skeletonking2253
    @skeletonking2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me of when Deadpool had the head of a AIM scientist and when he asked the head for directions to the secret facility and it said “hard right” Deadpool would giggle

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I dont know if I saw or read this one. But I can see Deadpool doing this.

    • @skeletonking2253
      @skeletonking2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 well now you got homework! And a possible idea for the next zombie asmr if you ever decide to make another! Which by the way is amazing

  • @yurilover352
    @yurilover352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Part 2?

  • @junkoenshrine1239
    @junkoenshrine1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You have some crutches I could borrow?

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but I think I could make some out of the two barrette 50 cals I have. I ran out of ammo for them playing celebrity hunter with a horde some time back.
      Actually that would be a funny line for part 2 lol. Thank you!

  • @Squiggles01
    @Squiggles01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why yes, I may be a Zombie but I'm not brain dead.

  • @sanguis.
    @sanguis. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alex:correction , flesh golem ,though i am dead so wouldn't that make me a zombie on a technicality

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a walking talking being of decaying flesh. Yeah I'd say so

    • @sanguis.
      @sanguis. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 they why did maria say im nothing like she's heard of before?*looking at stitches on his arm*

  • @peridotpotatoe6465
    @peridotpotatoe6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anyone else getting boyfriend of the Dead vibes

    • @youngbloodshadowblack1461
      @youngbloodshadowblack1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keeping him for a bite later on

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I dont know that movie but I guess you will have to see where the story goes.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youngbloodshadowblack1461 I knew it! I'm just a walking meal to you!

    • @peridotpotatoe6465
      @peridotpotatoe6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 it's actually a webcomic on webtoons

    • @meremsolomon4744
      @meremsolomon4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such a popular manhwa I see.

  • @theblackspotgaming4887
    @theblackspotgaming4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Part 2 please!

  • @CoolestManEver6309
    @CoolestManEver6309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Buckethead zombie time

  • @cheese7715
    @cheese7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Please say there a part 2

  • @ToastyWarmPuffs
    @ToastyWarmPuffs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Nick threatening to decapitate me *
    Me:Is it because I'm black🤨

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao.
      No I dont care about race gender or any of that. I dont like being eaten by anyone

    • @ToastyWarmPuffs
      @ToastyWarmPuffs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 i never said i was gonna touch you in any way ,so you brought that up entirely by yourself

  • @emofrog11
    @emofrog11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Work sucks I'll post another comment when i actually get to watch the vid

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry to hear work sucked. I hope you enjoyed the video when you got a chance to check it out

  • @gummy1993
    @gummy1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m a vegan don’t worry

  • @TacobellsDiavolosauce
    @TacobellsDiavolosauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait we aren't sam?

  • @Snake-oo8hi
    @Snake-oo8hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Snake approved. 🐍

  • @annatem7585
    @annatem7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice 🧟😉

  • @moonpuffs1737
    @moonpuffs1737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Well, I was in school walking down the hallway to do some favor for some teacher, then I would estimate more than 100 students came rushing out screaming and crying and stuff, I got trampled over in the process and got knocked out, I woke up after 3 hours, the school was barren. But I didn't care, so I went to the bathroom, and I saw myself like this, I have to admit I was in shock but after a while I calmed down and got my school bag and left, I know my name but idk you so you can call me Lai for now.

  • @daciabarrett3593
    @daciabarrett3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cool 👍

  • @ToastyWarmPuffs
    @ToastyWarmPuffs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kentrell:*sweats in vampire and zombie (don't ask about how he got like that 😃)*

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dun dun duuuuun

    • @ToastyWarmPuffs
      @ToastyWarmPuffs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 and on top of that memory loss😃

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ToastyWarmPuffs big oof. Lots going on with your OC lol

    • @ToastyWarmPuffs
      @ToastyWarmPuffs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rangerpirateaudio9514 yea,the creations of the right brain (name of world ) has some stuff going on,7 missing people ,all turned into "monsters"

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ToastyWarmPuffs gotcha gotcha, sounds bizarre

  • @Mary-524
    @Mary-524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please part 2

  • @Yuza247
    @Yuza247 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of Markiplyer lol, nice voice :D

  • @queenzelda1221
    @queenzelda1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know your video is a bit older now but it would be something different when Zombie Listener craves Zombie flesh instead of Human flesh xD and listener gets more and more powerful after every bite of eating zombies.

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had something a little different in mind but yeah that would be interesting. Very unique circumstances

  • @BobaT6633
    @BobaT6633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine later Mr. Pirate does a TWD audio but it’s x adult Carl

    • @rangerpirateaudio9514
      @rangerpirateaudio9514  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I absolutely despise Carl. I hate the character so much. Love the show but Carl annoys me. I appreciate the suggestion though! Thanks so much