I realize I did not make it clear in the audio. When the Priest mentions vampire weights, what he did was pick you up and throw you across the room. I hope you all enjoy this video and heeded my warning about the volume. I am not really a religious person so most of these lines I just made up on the spot. Also got 1 or 2 from Father Alexander Anderson from the anime Hellsing. Let me know what you all think of the video and if I could have done better. I'm proud of the video but have no problems with trying again in the future. Have an awesome day, evening, or night folks!
@@vampirebitescollection2386 lol aww thanks! The idea was actually a suggestion from the livestream i believe and I really liked it. The dialogue was entirely improv and I simply put the sound affects in afterwards in where I thought they would make sense and it worked out. I probably could have done it smarter but maybe I will try again another time. I happy to recieve your approval! 😊
ooh, you really nailed the "way too into their interpretation of religion" kinda person especially with "How could I show mercy to someone I don't even know?" like dude that's your entire goal
Indeed. Ever heard of the Good Samaritan? It's a key parable told by Jesus Christ! You much more resemble the first two passerby, or even the bandits who start the whole thing in the first place, attacking and robbing an innocent traveler, leaving him critically injured, naked and bleeding on the side of the road.
Him: “The dead shall not speak.” Me: “should I shut up then?” And- how many bullets does this man possess. My dude could win a Guinness world record for the amount of silver bullets he shot.
Lol I hope I didnt damage your hearing with them. And I agree. This is the most action packed I've had so far I believe. I dont know how many other asmrtist have done videos like this actually 🤔.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 No worries Captain Ranger. I did read the description first before continue to play the audio video, so I didn't use my headset the first time I watched it 😊
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 I atleast know one, but that audio video is Hallowen themed, so the intensity of said content isn't from the action it, but rather, the horror. But that audio video and this one which you've made, does have the similarity of using loud stock sound noises. Which is the clear indication that the purpose isn't for comfort.
Lol que the Father Alexander Anderson music from Hellsing and the que the Doom music. And then the DARK SOULS BOSS MUSIC! It's all over once the Priest pulls out the boom sticks
Me a Vampire: "God, your pet has a knife." God: "You will be fine." Me: "God..." God: "Yes?" Me with a knife in my chest: "Your pet just stabbed. MeEeEeeeEEEeeEE!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh my goodness this audio gave me chills the concept was amazing and the priest at the end giving sympathy was unexpected thank you so much I loved the audio
Aww thanks very much! I'm glad it got a reaction out of you and that you approve of it. The concept was actually from the livestream I believe and was suggested by a viewer. I liked it and so I decided to make it. I wanted a little twist at the end to leave off with food for thought.
@@michellechavez9600 revenge can be good but is often so fleeting and brief. And ofcourse I replied to your comment. You took the time to write one so I took the time to respond 😊😁
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 yes I understand the thing about revenge sometime it can be good but most of the time bad. Thank u for replying I love your videos ^^
@@michellechavez9600 yeah I had that experience with a Bloodborne boss when I finally killed him. I felt empty as I had no more foe to face afterwards lol. And you are most welcome. And thank you for letting me know you like my videos 😁
Indeed it is usually nice when the listener gets a win. But I also have decided to make alternate outcome videos in the future at some point. And one of them may just involve turning 😉
Audio title: dangerous vampire Him: *says I kill innocent people* Me: I don't kill innocent people I kill criminals/bad people who haven't gotten caught yet and I don't even kill them I just take enough blood to make them light-headed and a little weak so they are easier to catch
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 ….oops. Unintentional makes it even better. Just…just look up Alucard goes for a walk….. I…it….*sigh* it’s really bloody just a warning.
@@permanentlyexhaustedpigeon7158 oh is it a Hellsing Abridged reference? I've seen both the regular and OVA versions of the anime but never the abridged version.
"May you find pardon and peace in death, you were a worthy opponent, but a tragic one at that. It's a shame your hatred blinded you to a larger threat than I... "
This was great! I especially love how it ended. The effects kinda drowned out the dialogue at some parts so I had to blast through the gunshots in my ears just to hear what was being said, but other than that, awesome work!
Thank you very much! The dialogue was all improv and I thought about it halfway through and liked the idea of it. Sorry about your ears. I added the sound affects afterwards around the dialogue. I put them where I thought they fit but I suppose I could have done a better job. I actually used one of the gunshots to cover up a stutter I had at one point lol
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 hehe you have given me another chance of making a jojo reference! Now time to use my secret joestar technique NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO SMOKEY!!
@@yoshikagekira3530 lmao, I need to watch jojo at some point cause I see references too often and I dont know them. Adding it to my to do list. I'm glad you are having fun!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 if you do, then I'll be waiting for that, anyways keep doing what you do and dont let the negativity get to you and remember... Have fun and keep going💖😊 (btw I love your videos!)
@@blk0utbunny182 happy to hear that! I hope I wont dissapoint! I ignore all the negativity and laugh it away. Life is too much fun to get bogged down in sour thoughts. Please take care of yourself as well and stay safe. Thank you for such an awesome comment! 😊🤗
You call me a demon, when demons were not human. I was once human, yet you scorn me. You take claim of God, yet your God turned his eye from me when I was struck down. Also seriously demons and vampires are not the same thing, mr. Priest. Mayhaps you need Google.
True. Point of order, Father. Demons are naught but fallen angels. They never had souls, as they were never human. Figures, the priest who finally came for my life would know less theology than the vampire he hunts.
1:04 Me: HIT ME! Priest: Silence Me: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE- *later* Him: how does that silver taste vampire? Me: ... Silver kills werewolves... Let me go I wanna eat my garlic bread-
Lmao nice. But yeah there are plenty of movies, games and anime that say silver kills vampires as well. So im gonna roll with it. Plus it's nice not having to switch ammo when hunting multiple monsters
Me: *Slowly comes out of hiding from behind a pew.* Actually, Father, those filthy footsteps were mine. *Clutches my silver crucifix* I was afraid when I saw your gun. But I won't let you commit murder on an innocent man for my crimes. I'm sorry for defiling this church with my "filthy footsteps," as you say. If you must kill to protect your church, I offer *myself* as your sacrifice. I know I will go with God, but I do not wish you to damn your soul on my account... However, please don't feel any guilt in my death. You are simply... protecting your church.
Pristine: you can not hide in this holy house of mine!!! Me: but I can hide out side * jump's though broke window* (sorry idk if that's how you spell it the word jump with an s)
Him: *enters* it seems they failed to kill you Me: *playing candy land with their dead bodys* yeah sadly they did this about the 5th group that tried to kill me:)
Also I noticed you posted on the yandere video but you either deleted your post or youtube goofed and deleted it. It made me laugh so thank you very much.
@@zombiepup1502 *Fires shotgun* she did, but she also taught me to hit back and to never suffer fools. Yeah TH-cam has been pulling that stunt alot recently and it's starting to get on my nerves. Someone leaves a comment and I go to it only to find it gone. Thankfully with you, you posted several comments so I could alert you about it
Im just imagining our vampire was laying on the altar in the "paint me like your French girls" pose when the priest came in but used a form of super speed to get up quickly and dodge his shots.
Actually, some can be made of metal, but are mostly decorative in that case. I have a wrought-iron cross in my mother's room. Something of a... family heirloom.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 I will mention I was a dummy and had my headphones right up loud , I forgot about it and the gunshots hurt my ears 😂😂😂 oh well 😅🤷♀️
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 it’s all good , I forgot my headphones auto adjust to sounds and sometimes it just goes a little wrong 😂 Atleast I know I still have eardrums lol
Priest: the lord is my shepherd Me: Shepherd me oh God beyond my wants Priest: *blah blah You can’t be in a church* Me: Shepherd me Oh God beyond my wants. **insert rest of song here** GROWING UP IN A RELIGIOUS SCHOOL HELPS THIS!!!
Yeah I'm not all that religious personally. I kinda just made up lines, used some from movies, and a few I remember from church as a very young kid. I hope it still meets your approval
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 lol- honestly, I didn't expect a gun to be brought to this fight- when I heard it, I was so confused; are we shooting the priest, and the priest is naruto running aound, dodging us? or is the priest shooting us? after that I imagined the pope with a shotgun- and my day was instantly better
@@sarahthesnail2271 lol the priest has the gun. I was kinda going for a bit like Hellsing's Father Alexander Anderson. Lol the Pope with a gun is funny image indeed
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH TRYING TO FIGHT THE BEAST dosen't matter anyway because I'll be the one escaping tonight not you!"
@@littlespaceweeb8046 lol "But you were weak enough to give in to your new life as an undead monster! And I may have lost but the rest of my order will hunt on!"
@@BMxxi thank you very much! I had alot of fun with this audio and I hope I didnt hurt your ears. I dont know of too many other audios that have done this style but i might do more in the future.
@@BMxxi yeah I like it myself on occasion. It can be pretty cool indeed. And I believe you lol. I used to fall asleep to Heavy Metal music when I was younger.
This was really cool! Though really loud at times. It would be intresting if there was a part 2, I wonder were it can go from here? Maybe the listener saved the priest and the last thing we saw here was just him passing out? Or maybe the listener turned the priest as a form of revenge? Or even turned him as a form of odd care, like a way to save the priest. It can go a few ways if there would be a sequel. Ether way this is really cool, there's not a whole lot of roleplay audio like this that is that the listener is a vampire, and a hunted down one at that, and that the hunter(s) really do see them as demons or something. Most vampire rp tend to be seductive. But I love this! It's really cool and intressting.
I'm glad you enjoyed the audio and thank you for your kind words and feedback! And that last part was more him passing on than passing out lol. But a sequel could be interesting, this audio is actually referenced in Vampire Saves and turns you part 3. And I agree that most roleplays tend to be seductive when it comes to vampire stuff. I dont do that cause I like platonic stuff a bit more and because I wouldnt be able to pull it off lol.
*stalking and dodging most shots* your conviction and my sorrow should be the same.. *kneeling in front of him at the end crying waiting for the sun to shine in from the windows*
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 whats funny, if i was a vampire and my family had all been killed.... I would wait for sunrise. Even though they are hard to handle some days, life would not be the same without them.
@@KuraiYamino I'd get revenge on the ones responsible and then I'd figure out what to do next. I can understand and respect your decision. I think I would wait and see if there was some good I could do in the vampire state
*my prince of hell and my princess of heaven oc's in their vampire form's listening to the priest dialouge ,while also deciding his fate*Prince milo:should we? Myla:i mean , ig we could ,but milo:but what?
Thanks so much! I'm glad you liked it! I accept script requests and if I enjoy them I'm happy to voice them. I have a gmail you can send stuff to me on.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 wait what is a song? Um..... I was referring to all I hear at night are gunshots.... I live in Puerto Rico.... I'll go check the song though...
@@user-xc4uz5kc7x oh I gotcha. Sorry to hear about the whole gunshot problem. Please stay safe. Yeah I typed what you said into google and a song popped up
(Dang)me as the vampire I would have tried to go for a surprise attack like hide somewhere dark you run by boom attack and if that won't work I'll just wait outside 🙂😌🙂 I will find a way
Me: i know I'm currently in battle with you, but I'm actually a quite tolerant person and am willing to listen to your reasons. So why can't you just take a chill pill and we can sort it out like civilised people? Want some tea? *is shot at multiple times * Me: guess you're gonna have a bad time
It's not about the religion! Its about dealing with monsters like you! (Did you catch the ending about what he said about his family? What creatures were responsible for that you think?) (TH-cam kept deleting my perfectly okay roleplay comment so I had to make it more SFW smh youtube stinks)
I realize I did not make it clear in the audio. When the Priest mentions vampire weights, what he did was pick you up and throw you across the room.
I hope you all enjoy this video and heeded my warning about the volume. I am not really a religious person so most of these lines I just made up on the spot. Also got 1 or 2 from Father Alexander Anderson from the anime Hellsing. Let me know what you all think of the video and if I could have done better. I'm proud of the video but have no problems with trying again in the future. Have an awesome day, evening, or night folks!
You did a fantastic job! I loved the idea and the sound effects were really cool, some of the gunshots actually scared me. Good job man :)
@@vampirebitescollection2386 lol aww thanks! The idea was actually a suggestion from the livestream i believe and I really liked it. The dialogue was entirely improv and I simply put the sound affects in afterwards in where I thought they would make sense and it worked out. I probably could have done it smarter but maybe I will try again another time.
I happy to recieve your approval! 😊
"what he did was pick you up and throw you across the room" dam I know I'm light but I didn't know I was that light
@@noise3894 lol he has to be strong enough to battle vampires. He works out 😂
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 he dun need to be strong to fight a vampire just a multitude of silver weapons
Him: “You dare defile this holy house of God with your presence?!”
Said the man who used a *shotgun* in the house of God!
Ah but you see, It's a holy shotgun... cause it makes really big holy-s mwhahahahha
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 .....oof....
Noice
@@KuraiYamino lmao thank you thank you
RangerPirate Audio lol
Well now I'm hole-y myself
This Priest Has Been Playing Doom Too Much, My Mans has a shotgun
Lmao how do you know his training methods?!
And I mean if you need to hit a fast moving target the shotgun is one of your best bets
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 But wouldn't a pistol be easier to aim quickly with? 😅
@@sinjin4605 he has a few pistols on him. The first thing he fires is a pistol. But a shotgun would be better for trying to hit a fast moving vampire
Angel with a shotgun😂
@@samanthawall5220 fighting til the wars won. 😩
ooh, you really nailed the "way too into their interpretation of religion" kinda person
especially with "How could I show mercy to someone I don't even know?" like dude that's your entire goal
Thank you very much for your kind words. And I'm glad you enjoyed the audio.
Indeed. Ever heard of the Good Samaritan? It's a key parable told by Jesus Christ! You much more resemble the first two passerby, or even the bandits who start the whole thing in the first place, attacking and robbing an innocent traveler, leaving him critically injured, naked and bleeding on the side of the road.
Him: “The dead shall not speak.”
Me: “should I shut up then?”
And- how many bullets does this man possess. My dude could win a Guinness world record for the amount of silver bullets he shot.
I made sure he was reloading and not doing Hollywood shooting. But hey even with a shotgun it's hard to hit a fast moving vampire
Him: the dead shall not speak.
Me: then shut up will you?
Lmao!😂😂😂😂
Me: How many gunshots sound being repeated in this audio video?
RangerPirate Audio: *YES!*
This is certainly the most "roughest" audio video from you so far dear Captain Ranger. Hehehe 😏
Lol I hope I didnt damage your hearing with them.
And I agree. This is the most action packed I've had so far I believe. I dont know how many other asmrtist have done videos like this actually 🤔.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 No worries Captain Ranger. I did read the description first before continue to play the audio video, so I didn't use my headset the first time I watched it 😊
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 I atleast know one, but that audio video is Hallowen themed, so the intensity of said content isn't from the action it, but rather, the horror. But that audio video and this one which you've made, does have the similarity of using loud stock sound noises. Which is the clear indication that the purpose isn't for comfort.
@@meremsolomon4744 glad you got the warning lol.
Gotcha gotcha. Still very cool to know there are a few others out there.
I wanted us to seduce the priest, but this works too.
😂
Now I’m just imagining a vampire bard seducing all their enemies like the priest 😆
Lmao I may make an alternate roleplay or 2 where there is a seduction and or friendship development between the two. We shall see
@@anawkwardbean165 lol indeed. Could be pretty funny to roleplay
@@anawkwardbean165 oh hello there lol, i didnt expect to see you here
The priest with a gun: hey
Me the vampire: OH HELL NO *run away* since when the priest have guns???
Lol que the Father Alexander Anderson music from Hellsing and the que the Doom music. And then the DARK SOULS BOSS MUSIC!
It's all over once the Priest pulls out the boom sticks
Me a Vampire: "God, your pet has a knife."
God: "You will be fine."
Me: "God..."
God: "Yes?"
Me with a knife in my chest: "Your pet just stabbed. MeEeEeeeEEEeeEE!!!!!!!!!!"
Lmfao. *pulls out shotgun* his pet also has a boomstick
Me still bleeding out: "......Fuck. All I wanted was the human Kool-Aid, how did I end up here."
@@intoxicated_zmbie6124 you were naughty that's how
Omg yes
**Cries in defeat**
I was surely surprised when he started shooting at us, mostly because I read comforts, not confronts.
Lol considering most asmr videos would likely BE comfort it's an easy mistake to make. Hope your ear drums were okay aswell
Oh my goodness this audio gave me chills the concept was amazing and the priest at the end giving sympathy was unexpected thank you so much I loved the audio
Aww thanks very much! I'm glad it got a reaction out of you and that you approve of it. The concept was actually from the livestream I believe and was suggested by a viewer. I liked it and so I decided to make it. I wanted a little twist at the end to leave off with food for thought.
The audio is amazing
i read the title as "Priest comforts a dangerous vampire" and then went "hmm this doesnt really seem all too comforting" lmaoo
Lmao yeah that seems to have happened alot with this audio
Me:*have a family*
Also me:*family gets killed*
;-;
Also you:*kills those who killed your family* lol. I wanted there to be a reason for these actions beyond bloodlust
REVENGE >:D
omg you reply my comment :')
@@michellechavez9600 revenge can be good but is often so fleeting and brief.
And ofcourse I replied to your comment. You took the time to write one so I took the time to respond 😊😁
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 yes I understand the thing about revenge sometime it can be good but most of the time bad. Thank u for replying I love your videos ^^
@@michellechavez9600 yeah I had that experience with a Bloodborne boss when I finally killed him. I felt empty as I had no more foe to face afterwards lol. And you are most welcome. And thank you for letting me know you like my videos 😁
I love the idea of a vampire going full punisher on the people involved with his families death
I'm glad you liked it! Thanks so much!
Him:how dos silver taste
Me:good good not as good when your BLOOD IS COVERED IN MY MOUTH!🖤
Come and get some more then vampire. Allow my silver to sate your appetite instead!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514is that a challenge holly dirt bag?~~
@@midnightasmrsimp4890 yes *racks shotgun* and this is a shotgun with blessed silver in the rounds
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 *sticks tounge out and flips you off* come at me piece of holly trash I love the rush!
@@midnightasmrsimp4890 *ques up the doom music* bring it on punk. Bring it on
Lol
I was hoping we'd turn the priest and take them as a companion but this is good too always feels good when the listener gets to win 😌
Indeed it is usually nice when the listener gets a win. But I also have decided to make alternate outcome videos in the future at some point. And one of them may just involve turning 😉
😆🤩😍😆🤩😍😆🤩😍😆🤩😍😆🤩😍
I really appreciate this audio, it's hard to find good ones where the listener is the non-human.
Thank you! I'm planning on make more of them in the future.
How big was the cross to make all those silver bullets?!
Big enough to make plenty of ammo for the video lol. And I'm sure they have a stockpile of silver crosses somewhere
How much ammo does this guy have?!?
Enough to usually get the job done lol. Though today may be an off day. He has bandoliers and ammo pockets hidden inside his robes lol
y e s
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
Audio title: dangerous vampire
Him: *says I kill innocent people*
Me: I don't kill innocent people I kill criminals/bad people who haven't gotten caught yet and I don't even kill them I just take enough blood to make them light-headed and a little weak so they are easier to catch
A likely story I might believe... if they didn't all say that
Humans... always trying to kill or get rid of something that they don't understand... something that is different than them... pitiful.
Agreed so...disrespectfull
Indeed, horrible things lol. Though did you catch what he said at the end about *his* family? What beings do you think cause that I wonder hmmm? 😏🤔
@@comfort_devil lol indeed
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 Monsters like me...
I agree so pity and disgusting...
This audio makes me want to go on a walk. A VERY enthusiastic walk
Lol sorry if you were trying to sleep when you listened to it. But if it's to pump you up in the morning there you go. Lol
Reference caught!
@@permanentlyexhaustedpigeon7158 dang it was a reference? Nope sorry I failed this one lol
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 ….oops. Unintentional makes it even better.
Just…just look up Alucard goes for a walk…..
I…it….*sigh* it’s really bloody just a warning.
@@permanentlyexhaustedpigeon7158 oh is it a Hellsing Abridged reference? I've seen both the regular and OVA versions of the anime but never the abridged version.
“You dare defile this holy house of god with your presence?”
me: okay calm down Frollo 🤨
Lol I'm glad I got the vibe I wanted to give off 👍👍
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 haha yeah this really reminded me of him
@@Aquifer1921 I was also trying for a bit of an Alexander Anderson from Hellsing vibe as well.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 hm I’ve never heard of it
@@Aquifer1921 he is a badass and fanatical vampire hunter from the Vatican. His nicknames are the Bayonet Priest and Sir Guillotine.
"May you find pardon and peace in death, you were a worthy opponent, but a tragic one at that. It's a shame your hatred blinded you to a larger threat than I... "
Aww I like this comment. The vampire is more human than the hunter it turns out.
my class was just starte- nevermind
im here :)
Lol I'm sorry for the distraction. Hope the video was worth it 😂
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 IT IS WORTH IT !!!!!!!! thank you so much for making this video
@@meow1209 glad to hear it and you are more than welcome!
This was great! I especially love how it ended. The effects kinda drowned out the dialogue at some parts so I had to blast through the gunshots in my ears just to hear what was being said, but other than that, awesome work!
Thank you very much! The dialogue was all improv and I thought about it halfway through and liked the idea of it. Sorry about your ears. I added the sound affects afterwards around the dialogue. I put them where I thought they fit but I suppose I could have done a better job. I actually used one of the gunshots to cover up a stutter I had at one point lol
Priest and vampire.....
DIO AND PUCCI, I'm sorry you can kill me I've done too many jojo references in my life
Lol *racks shotgun* nothing wrong with that but if you insist...
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 hehe you have given me another chance of making a jojo reference! Now time to use my secret joestar technique NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO SMOKEY!!
@@yoshikagekira3530 lmao, I need to watch jojo at some point cause I see references too often and I dont know them. Adding it to my to do list. I'm glad you are having fun!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 +_+ yes yes yes yes yes you must
@@yoshikagekira3530 lol will do
You know your bullets can't hurt me, right? *Cackles evilly and maniacally*
Oh I dont know they did the trick with the last vampires I faced hehe
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 *laughs in stupid genius ideas* bullet proof vest
Laughs in bullet proof armor
@@noise3894 hmmm dang it
@@CorpseLily-e6t well dang it!
Me: *casually writing a fluffy scene while eating spicy ramen*
My headphones:
Lol sorry about that. But I did warn everyone in the title, description, and comment section
DAMN IT I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE
Never! It's my holy coffee!
This was not what I was excepting 😶 but i love it💖
I'm very happy to hear that! I might make alternate versions of the situation playing out in the future. Maybe a bit more peaceful maybe
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 if you do, then I'll be waiting for that, anyways keep doing what you do and dont let the negativity get to you and remember... Have fun and keep going💖😊 (btw I love your videos!)
@@blk0utbunny182 happy to hear that! I hope I wont dissapoint! I ignore all the negativity and laugh it away. Life is too much fun to get bogged down in sour thoughts. Please take care of yourself as well and stay safe. Thank you for such an awesome comment! 😊🤗
I read the title as "Priest COMFORTS A Dangerous Vampire" and I was *so curious* to see what was going on
Lol it's a comfort of sorts. A very radical form of comfort
So I wasn’t the only one-
@@calisbugging1277 lmfao you came for comfort and instead foung carnage
Same-
You call me a demon, when demons were not human. I was once human, yet you scorn me. You take claim of God, yet your God turned his eye from me when I was struck down.
Also seriously demons and vampires are not the same thing, mr. Priest. Mayhaps you need Google.
The google part is what got me-
True.
Point of order, Father. Demons are naught but fallen angels. They never had souls, as they were never human. Figures, the priest who finally came for my life would know less theology than the vampire he hunts.
1:04
Me: HIT ME!
Priest: Silence
Me: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-
*later*
Him: how does that silver taste vampire?
Me: ... Silver kills werewolves... Let me go I wanna eat my garlic bread-
Lmao nice.
But yeah there are plenty of movies, games and anime that say silver kills vampires as well. So im gonna roll with it. Plus it's nice not having to switch ammo when hunting multiple monsters
See here now somethings wrong...
But I cannot see it-
wait-
@@Silly_Patches T h a t p u n is ab s o l u t e l y go l d
I see something wrong but I don’t see it-
Priest: "I will cleanse this place... Of your filthy footsteps."
Me: "Shit- I thought I kicked off my shoe's I swear-"
Me: *Slowly comes out of hiding from behind a pew.* Actually, Father, those filthy footsteps were mine. *Clutches my silver crucifix* I was afraid when I saw your gun. But I won't let you commit murder on an innocent man for my crimes. I'm sorry for defiling this church with my "filthy footsteps," as you say. If you must kill to protect your church, I offer *myself* as your sacrifice. I know I will go with God, but I do not wish you to damn your soul on my account... However, please don't feel any guilt in my death. You are simply... protecting your church.
Looks like its purging time! Mwhahahahahahhahaha
*pulls out my dice* I would like to flirt with the priest.
*Rolls my d20*
......Oh... Wonderful... A nat 1
Lmao. Roll for initiative. Love dnd nice reference! This made me laugh
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 I actually pulled out my dice just to make this comment. I did roll a nat 1 😂
@@eleanormcarthur9072 lmfao nice. Oh my god I love it. Even the dice agree hahaha
Good Job on this😀😀
Thanks so much!
Him:did that hurt
Me:*sarcastically*oooh no im hurt
Him:how does silver taste
Me:actually not bad but I prefer obsidian so better luck next time
Meh silver does kill vampires. Plenty of animes, movies, tv shows, and books have examples of silver killing and harming vampires.
*Me not reading the description about to fall asleep*
*Gunshots intensifies*
*Me who almost fell off my bed*
Lol sorry about that. Hope you are okay
Him "The dead do not speak"
Me "Oh but i do"
Do you now? Lol
"I shake with fury, not with fear, demon."
Me: "Wrath. One of the deadly sins... why would a man of god allow himself to fall so far, I wonder?"
*Gun shots *
Me: why do you have a gun wtf... IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD
“You dare defile the holy house of god with you presence?!”
Says the man who used a gun, AND broke the stain glass😐
Dont worry, it's a holy gun. Cause it makes really big Holy-s lol. As for the glass I'm sure he would have said a few prayers after the encounter
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 yeah that makes sense lol thx also sorry for that O N E spelling mistake I made :)
@@Silly_Patches ofcourse! And dont be sorry I make spelling errors all the time
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 :)
Ahoy, Cap'n Ranger! Nice to see another audio roleplay from you!
Ahoy Mister Mask yar! Glad to see you aswell and I hope you liked it!
MY FANG FELL OUT AND I ALMOST SWALLOWED THAT DAMN THING 😭😭
Oof be careful lol. Hope you are okay
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 im okay, glad i didn't swollow it 🧍♀️
@@Instinxx glad you are okay lol
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 lol
"Damn bro, I just wanted ,to collect the Sunday service food"
Oh I'm sure. And drink the other collectors dry as well!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 bro chill,i don't want you i just want some food .i don't even want to touch you.
@@CorpseLily-e6t so you say. But you'll strike as soon as my back is turned!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 bruh,I just want to know where the library is
@@CorpseLily-e6t down the street two blocks and it's on your left. But I'm afraid its closed
The sass I was giving this priest the entire time he was talking. 😃
Lmao nice! He deserves it for sure
Pristine: you can not hide in this holy house of mine!!!
Me: but I can hide out side * jump's though broke window* (sorry idk if that's how you spell it the word jump with an s)
Lol that's one way to get away I suppose. But now I just have to chase you down
Dead? Technically, vampires are undead but doesn’t look like he cares. Run!
I'll make you double dead! *racks shotgun* hehehe
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 Yipe! *runs* Doesn't he ever run out of bullets?!
@@ebany2244 hehehe I came prepared. And I've got bandoliers and ammo pockets sewn into my robes. I've got plenty of ammo!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 You give pockets a bad name! Can’t a vampire live in peace and have a snack from time to time? Apparently not!
@@ebany2244 most definitely not! And now I will correct this!
Him: *enters* it seems they failed to kill you
Me: *playing candy land with their dead bodys* yeah sadly they did this about the 5th group that tried to kill me:)
Indeed... and now I will be the 6th. Have at thee monster! *racks shotgun*
Also I noticed you posted on the yandere video but you either deleted your post or youtube goofed and deleted it. It made me laugh so thank you very much.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 *flicks you on the nose* that toy you call a gun HAH didn't your mother ever tell you it was to be nice to guest dip shit?!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 and yes TH-cam goofed up and decided to delete it for some reason
@@zombiepup1502 *Fires shotgun* she did, but she also taught me to hit back and to never suffer fools.
Yeah TH-cam has been pulling that stunt alot recently and it's starting to get on my nerves. Someone leaves a comment and I go to it only to find it gone. Thankfully with you, you posted several comments so I could alert you about it
Im just imagining our vampire was laying on the altar in the "paint me like your French girls" pose when the priest came in but used a form of super speed to get up quickly and dodge his shots.
I love the Hellsing vibes
Heck yeah. Love that series so much. Glad to find another cultured individual lol
Alexander Anderson vibes you mean.
@@Saguragi666 No no lol I meant the Hellsing series in general not Alexander Anderson specifically.
Priests do realize that cross’s are just carved planks of wood.
Belief can give an object power. No different than putting a feeling of fear to a name. Though irl I'm not very religious lol
Actually, some can be made of metal, but are mostly decorative in that case. I have a wrought-iron cross in my mother's room. Something of a... family heirloom.
@@brandiarmstrong2902 yeah, I was just trying to make a point.
I'm early- kinda 😌
This was a great one! Keep the amazing work up
Congrats Early Bird! Lol. I'm happy you thought it was a good one! I'll do my best
Good stuff!
Thanks very much! 👍
Ima guess he had his first guns maxed out and now has infinite ammo
Lol he just might yup
This character is a living example of "tell me you haven't read the Bible without telling me you haven't read the Bible"
This made me laugh. Yeah guilty as charged I never read the bible. Hope you still enjoyed the audio
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 I loved the audio, the priest having very little knowledge of the bible makes an interesting villain
@@iakan6937 very glad you enjoyed it! Yeah, this guy has a twisted interpretation of it for sure. Very clouded judgement.
Me: I would like to say one thing before you begin on your holier than thou speech.
You only WISH you were as fabulous as moi, my priestly dude. 🤞👁👄👁🍵
*eyes narrow* I have bandoliers, tactical gear, and holsters sown into my robes. I'm oozing godly swagger demon. Bring it on
Lol
10/10 Sleep aid! It's a little quiet so watching at full volume is the best. :D
Oooh niceee , love it
Awesome! Glad to hear the video is getting some love
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 I will mention I was a dummy and had my headphones right up loud , I forgot about it and the gunshots hurt my ears 😂😂😂 oh well 😅🤷♀️
@@jessicles23 ooof I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope your poor ears are okay. I did give the warning though lol
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 it’s all good , I forgot my headphones auto adjust to sounds and sometimes it just goes a little wrong 😂 Atleast I know I still have eardrums lol
@@jessicles23 lol that a pretty cool feature but yeah if it breaks that could be an issue. Glad your eardrums arent broken
Another unexpected one. Wow!
Lol I mean it was voted for in the poll. Though I guess no one but me knew the full plan for the audio. Glad it was a surprise
**sounds of being shot**
Priest: “Ha! Did it hurt? I sure hope it did”
Me: …
Me: “🎶He took my arm-🎶”
STREBER?!😦
🎶I don’t know how it happened🎶
Priest: the lord is my shepherd
Me: Shepherd me oh God beyond my wants
Priest: *blah blah You can’t be in a church*
Me: Shepherd me Oh God beyond my wants. **insert rest of song here** GROWING UP IN A RELIGIOUS SCHOOL HELPS THIS!!!
Yeah I'm not all that religious personally. I kinda just made up lines, used some from movies, and a few I remember from church as a very young kid. I hope it still meets your approval
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 so did! I loved it.
everybody gangsta til the priest pulls out the holy glock
Dang right lol. Purge the filthy vampires!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 lol- honestly, I didn't expect a gun to be brought to this fight- when I heard it, I was so confused; are we shooting the priest, and the priest is naruto running aound, dodging us? or is the priest shooting us?
after that I imagined the pope with a shotgun- and my day was instantly better
@@sarahthesnail2271 lol the priest has the gun. I was kinda going for a bit like Hellsing's Father Alexander Anderson.
Lol the Pope with a gun is funny image indeed
MY HEART OUCH i didnt know it would be that loud 🥺😭
Sorry about that but I did put warnings all over
vampire: *grabs the priest* god.. pukes at your work.
Ah a castlevania reference if I'm not mistaken lmao. I was wondering when I'd see one.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 ikr I was surprised not seeing one
@@ivycentral8694 lol well thankfully we have one now! Thank you!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 Your welcome bro! keep up the good work!
@@ivycentral8694 I will do my best! 👍
"IF GOD WAS REAL WHY DIDN'T HE SAVE ME FROM BEING TURNED I WAS A GOOD HUMAN!"
Ooc;nice video 🥺💗
"You should have fought tooth and nail against your assailant and battled till death rather than be turned!"
Thank you very much. I'm glad you like it
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH TRYING TO FIGHT THE BEAST dosen't matter anyway because I'll be the one escaping tonight not you!"
@@littlespaceweeb8046 lol
"But you were weak enough to give in to your new life as an undead monster! And I may have lost but the rest of my order will hunt on!"
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 "but-but-THEY AMBUSHED ME THEY WHER ELIKE 7 OR 10 BRO!"
@@-Dark_Shadow- oof yeah that's alot! But you could have tried to take one with you!
Female Ayato sakamaki: You Hurt our youngest sister named Subaru she only our sister what our I had.
Y'all never saw me here
Lol I see everything here 👀😂
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 *i ain't even here. Baby I'm a hallucination*
@@jesuschristbutafab9923 must be the whole dying thing lol. Horrible hallucinations when that's going on
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 lmao
ooh~ GOD IS A WOMAN
The “Amen” took me the fuck out. Lord help me 😩
Lol I channelled Father Alexander Anderson from the anime Hellsing for those. I'm not all that religious personally speaking but this was fun to make
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 It was fun to listen too! I would definitely love to see more content like this! Idk it’s just the aggressiveness kinda🥴
@@BMxxi thank you very much! I had alot of fun with this audio and I hope I didnt hurt your ears. I dont know of too many other audios that have done this style but i might do more in the future.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 I actually really like it when the listener is the enemy, I genuinely fell asleep to it believe it or not.
@@BMxxi yeah I like it myself on occasion. It can be pretty cool indeed. And I believe you lol. I used to fall asleep to Heavy Metal music when I was younger.
Him: *talking*
Me: *trying not to laught* wait why m'i laughting
Lol you're in danger
I was like "Hey! Aren't we in a church, you're supossed to keep it holy and saint here and not kill anything, even if it is bad"
*starts shooting me and reloading his gun*
Me:YO CHILL WHAT DID I DO!?!
You became a vampire. That's enough for me *racks shotgun*
This was really cool! Though really loud at times.
It would be intresting if there was a part 2, I wonder were it can go from here?
Maybe the listener saved the priest and the last thing we saw here was just him passing out?
Or maybe the listener turned the priest as a form of revenge? Or even turned him as a form of odd care, like a way to save the priest.
It can go a few ways if there would be a sequel. Ether way this is really cool, there's not a whole lot of roleplay audio like this that is that the listener is a vampire, and a hunted down one at that, and that the hunter(s) really do see them as demons or something. Most vampire rp tend to be seductive. But I love this! It's really cool and intressting.
I'm glad you enjoyed the audio and thank you for your kind words and feedback! And that last part was more him passing on than passing out lol. But a sequel could be interesting, this audio is actually referenced in Vampire Saves and turns you part 3.
And I agree that most roleplays tend to be seductive when it comes to vampire stuff. I dont do that cause I like platonic stuff a bit more and because I wouldnt be able to pull it off lol.
*stalking and dodging most shots* your conviction and my sorrow should be the same..
*kneeling in front of him at the end crying waiting for the sun to shine in from the windows*
Awww but you have to live for the sake of your family
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 whats funny, if i was a vampire and my family had all been killed.... I would wait for sunrise. Even though they are hard to handle some days, life would not be the same without them.
@@KuraiYamino I'd get revenge on the ones responsible and then I'd figure out what to do next. I can understand and respect your decision. I think I would wait and see if there was some good I could do in the vampire state
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 ooooo. Hadn't come to that idea... Great... Now a story is staring...
@@KuraiYamino lol awesome! I'm glad I could give you an idea 😁
TBH I thought the priest was going to be a vampire.
Plot twist of the century
Bwahaha
Lol hmm that would most certainly have been interesting. Ooooh I love it lol 🤔
I realy like it. Im enjoing. Its so perfect. OwO
Thank you, though perfect may be a stretch. I could have done a bit better I feel. I'm happy you enjoyed it though! 👍🤗
I was human before turn to vampire did God save me no did not save me watching vampire bite me turned to vampire was now
Tis a shame but now you are an immortal creature of the night. Gotta be cool right? Lol
Ya know those words hurt more than those gun shots
Making a note of this. Vampire are weak to insults. Thank you for assisting me in be a better hunter lol
This is like My book the Legacy of a Vampire Witch
Really? Huh I have not heard of that book but it sounds interesting
The dead families recording this fight to post on Twitter: 😆🤳
Big oof right there lol.
Oh god it’s a karen priest with a gun✨
Indeed. Worst kind there is lol
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 yes👌🏼
Ok, now I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts! 🤣
I don't suppose I can speak to *his* manager....
I'm now a witch and vampire who rises from the grave and. Rides on a broom😁
Lol immortal and magical and a queen of the night. Very spooky! I like it
*my prince of hell and my princess of heaven oc's in their vampire form's listening to the priest dialouge ,while also deciding his fate*Prince milo:should we?
Myla:i mean , ig we could ,but
milo:but what?
Yeah that priest might be alone in that fight after all the bad he might have been associated with
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 true,and if they even have mercy on him ,it's most likely not going to be pleasant
@@ToastyWarmPuffs agreed
Alex:*looks at stiches*do I really look like a demon or is that my "heterochromia"
*racks shotgun* either or is enough for me
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 *all my pacifist OC's in the back*STFU ALEX
@@ToastyWarmPuffs lmao
This is so good! Do you accept commissions for stuff like this?
Thanks so much! I'm glad you liked it! I accept script requests and if I enjoy them I'm happy to voice them. I have a gmail you can send stuff to me on.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 great! Could you send it to me and I’ll email you ASAP?
@@Candoodle88 it is in my about page on my channel here on youtube. rangerpirateasmr@gmail.com
*Gunshots*
Me: otra noche en PR
I just looked what you typed. Interesting song
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 wait what is a song? Um..... I was referring to all I hear at night are gunshots.... I live in Puerto Rico....
I'll go check the song though...
@@user-xc4uz5kc7x oh I gotcha. Sorry to hear about the whole gunshot problem. Please stay safe. Yeah I typed what you said into google and a song popped up
If you can make God bleed, people will cease to believe in him.
True. And if you make Predator bleed Arnold Schwarzenegger makes a badass movie line
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 If you think about it, atheists like me make God bleed. Because we can debunk any claim to his existence.
@@LordXalgeath if you say so partner
(Dang)me as the vampire I would have tried to go for a surprise attack like hide somewhere dark you run by boom attack and if that won't work I'll just wait outside 🙂😌🙂 I will find a way
Lol ambush and surprise is always good tactics
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 you do what you've got to do...Even if it means surprise attack😈
@@Kimberly0808 indeed! Seek victory, not fairness lol
🙂😌🙂👍
Female Subaru sakamaki: Leave me alo- Gets shot by the arm* Groans*.
Take that monster!
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 Female Ayato sakamaki: Subaru!!! You hit our youngest sister!
Me thinking that there running in circles😂😂😂😂
Lol more like pillar to pillar inside the church.
Him:shoting me
Me:PLS I JUST WANNA BE BESTIEE 😭😭😭
I already have a best friend. I'm using him against you right now mwhaahahaha
Literally all my OC's that can't physically feel pain bc of some person in there backstory: modern problems require modern solutions
Lol thank goodness you are a vampire in this scenario then
"You dare defile this holy place?!"
Holy? Ha! Sir, I've seen brothels more holy than this place
"I know! I know! I've been in them. This place is a joke,!" *breaks down crying*
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 **Pat's your back** there, there. Let it all out
Fun fact: The Bible is a novel and we are all characters in it
Not a novel I've ever read
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 me neather
Me: i know I'm currently in battle with you, but I'm actually a quite tolerant person and am willing to listen to your reasons. So why can't you just take a chill pill and we can sort it out like civilised people? Want some tea?
*is shot at multiple times *
Me: guess you're gonna have a bad time
It's not about the religion! Its about dealing with monsters like you! (Did you catch the ending about what he said about his family? What creatures were responsible for that you think?)
(TH-cam kept deleting my perfectly okay roleplay comment so I had to make it more SFW smh youtube stinks)
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 rip. You're doing great, my guy
Im in litteral tears help 🥲🥲💗
I hope it's not from hurt ears.
@@rangerpirateaudio9514 NEVER
@@b.lilien1495 I'm glad. Well if its from the audio I'm sorry I made you cry but I guess I succeeded in get emotions out of you lol
Not this dude trying to kill me with a shotgun
Do you have anything to say to your creator. “No” - doom guy
Ratatata...Ratatataa AAH
Ahh the lulling, serene sound of rapid fire lol