McDojo Breakdown: How to be a Chi Master

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  • @McDojoLife
    @McDojoLife  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you all for the likes, comments, shares and subscriptions. Truly appreciate it.
    Ever have any issues or would like to chit chat. Join me live on Instagram every Monday, Wednesday and Friday starting at 9am eastern time.

    • @jimmyscarfodcortino2165
      @jimmyscarfodcortino2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a reverse scam video. I believe that Rob actually used his chi to move the straw and is pretending that he doesn't have chi powers. Only those that are worthy enough will be taught this skill if they prove themselves to him.

    • @jimmyscarfodcortino2165
      @jimmyscarfodcortino2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @anonymous By "static electricity" you mean Chi, right?

    • @jimmyscarfodcortino2165
      @jimmyscarfodcortino2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @anonymous Do you mean Mike O'Tren?

    • @jimmyscarfodcortino2165
      @jimmyscarfodcortino2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @anonymous I've just spent a half hour trying to find anabolic duck eggs for sale online. Are Mallard eggs an acceptable substitute?

    • @Zachorazor1
      @Zachorazor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baldeagleclaw You're fake or are in a cult.

  • @madshad3351
    @madshad3351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This comes on real handy when straw ninjas try to attack you. Thank you.

  • @frankiemedina8436
    @frankiemedina8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You are now my chi master 🙇🏾‍♂️ thank you!

  • @davidecapps65
    @davidecapps65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just did this to son, he freaking loved it; Thanks!

  • @thexbigxgreen
    @thexbigxgreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can just call me Chi McBride now, thanks to your teachings!

  • @WildBillCox13
    @WildBillCox13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If he can't throw a Kamehameha wave, he's fake. If he CAN throw one, I'll pay him a thousand bucks to teach it to me.

    • @albertonishiyama1980
      @albertonishiyama1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ↓↘→+punch
      It becomes stronger if you use stronger punches.

    • @_jade_rebel_
      @_jade_rebel_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Surely the secret of the kamehameha is worth more than a thousand.

  • @davidbailey6397
    @davidbailey6397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m a chi master. My wife says my inner chi at night knocks her out every time . She then kicks me out of the bedroom. It’s that strong.

  • @scottredding2719
    @scottredding2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I m going to use this trick the next time I go out with the grandkids, big points for grampa!!!

  • @ezell77
    @ezell77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love these breakdowns brother. Been training martial arts my whole life. Even competed for a while and I'm a huge fan of what you do exposing these fakes for what they are.

  • @cahallo5964
    @cahallo5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am a chi master :) (in the old medical sense of the term, it used to mean just what we now call homeostasis)

  • @Win94ae
    @Win94ae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Actually no. I was using my chi through the internet, to spin the straw.

    • @elnombredelarosa3167
      @elnombredelarosa3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Win94ae i thought I was the one doing it

    • @Win94ae
      @Win94ae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elnombredelarosa3167 I knew I felt another energy!

    • @garf293
      @garf293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master, teach me your secrets!!

    • @pradyumn2692
      @pradyumn2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the Cyber qi.

    • @lordswine7962
      @lordswine7962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually no, I felt extra chi during the video. So I nullified all of your chi, I had one toe up and the other toe down.

  • @Zachorazor1
    @Zachorazor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect timing. I happen to have a bout scheduled with a 6 foot tall straw, this week.

  • @Philo68
    @Philo68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Electricity IS magic in my book!

  • @MartialArtUK
    @MartialArtUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice skills mcdojo the kids will like this trick. Just the type of inspiration we all need. Waaaa taaaaaa

  • @valentinobambino6728
    @valentinobambino6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A fun trick to amaze your nephews.

  • @Maidbots
    @Maidbots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We are watching Dragon Ball LARPing at this point.

  • @CJ-hx9du
    @CJ-hx9du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the lesson Rob! So can I beat Jon Jones and Stipe now?

  • @TieXiongJi
    @TieXiongJi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Electricity dominates the Cosmos. Channel it well.

  • @hotsaucemtkb575
    @hotsaucemtkb575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely using my chi power in my next fight after this

  • @Agooo13431
    @Agooo13431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are we going to talk about the fact that in the second video the man bows to the straw? 😂😂😂

    • @McDojoLife
      @McDojoLife  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be apart of the joke lol

  • @chadbasedwick8517
    @chadbasedwick8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sweet trick thanks man!

  • @kingzerk6409
    @kingzerk6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was fun I never learned that! Thanks

  • @yesbutactuallyno8305
    @yesbutactuallyno8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome! Im a ChiMaster now... Thank you

  • @camo1553
    @camo1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definitely trying this nxt time i am able to go to a restraunt!😄👍

  • @JenGa001
    @JenGa001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't wait to show my 5 yr old the straw trick!

  • @dianecenteno5275
    @dianecenteno5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very cool!

  • @TheZombieburner
    @TheZombieburner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That straw magic trick will be fun for when my friend's kids have birthday parties.

  • @ruiseartalcorn
    @ruiseartalcorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome! Great fun! :)

  • @slobjitsu
    @slobjitsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One chi master disliked this video

  • @felipeartefaria
    @felipeartefaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG, I love magic, hahahahahaha
    And the Breakdowns are my favorites here!

  • @alexatanasov1658
    @alexatanasov1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Rob, thank you for telling how I can become chi master, I can now use my chi to defend against all the arm bars I get put into.
    How's recovery, and lingering symptoms?

  • @jpsholland
    @jpsholland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And to make the show complete: put on a colorful Gi with as much badges as you can find. Oh, dont forget the 20 minutes pre-show with a lot of Bruce Lee sounds.
    Aah, i forgot a other important thing, how stupid, i must be a fake fake master,.... get some overweight or fill op your Gi with a pillow, but make it look fat and serious overweight.
    For some interesting moves: watch Dragonball Z.

  • @TreShadDMW
    @TreShadDMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about the Hitting metal poles to make the ringing noise?

  • @ryanjandu4968
    @ryanjandu4968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I might do this for my students to use it as a lesson to watch out for BS

  • @AgeBjjsteph
    @AgeBjjsteph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We had a chi guy come into our gym only a few weeks ago in gi. Stayed for about ten minutes and disappeared. Lol

  • @itsteatime3435
    @itsteatime3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude I can’t wait to become one! This is totally legit
    *sarcasm

  • @andrewjenkins9965
    @andrewjenkins9965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, time to mess with my family's heads. Thanks.

  • @Gh0st_0723
    @Gh0st_0723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Rob how's the documentary coming along? Is it too late to donate?

    • @McDojoLife
      @McDojoLife  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Start filming in February. Can donate @mcdojolifedoc on Instagram. Follow directions in that bio

  • @Patis.Vargas.
    @Patis.Vargas. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eat your heart out Goku! 😬😂😂😂

  • @Gotchism4Life
    @Gotchism4Life 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched Dragonball Z 20 years ago before it was popular in the West. I am a chi chi woo woo grandmaster.

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    James Hydrick levels

  • @kevinsargent
    @kevinsargent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So he's not a super saiyan?

  • @charliezelenowski2701
    @charliezelenowski2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So what you're saying is I can use this technique to take down multiple armed guard?

  • @professor_peculiar619
    @professor_peculiar619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d rather be a chill master

  • @MatthiasPowerbomb
    @MatthiasPowerbomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love bullshido.

  • @elnombredelarosa3167
    @elnombredelarosa3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kamehamehaaaa!

  • @rushakgaming9732
    @rushakgaming9732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's static electricity

  • @Haboogie
    @Haboogie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did that dude's chi come from that hiccup he did?

  • @specialcombatdefensivetact1784
    @specialcombatdefensivetact1784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes sir, agreed, chi master bull chit for sure.

  • @Donsdoom
    @Donsdoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Peoples brains just work differently. I actually didn't know how the trick was done but my mind would never go to well it must be magic for an answer. The people that believe in Chi, do they know that they are believing in magic? Or are they thinking Chi is something less silly than magic? I don't understand them...

  • @wikiwikiwee1
    @wikiwikiwee1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted to learn to use my chi to beat people then i turned ten or something

  • @bearguy7429
    @bearguy7429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you going to start a new channel called McTrickin Life

  • @marcusinfestus1333
    @marcusinfestus1333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whatever dude. I hope Santa gives you coal this year. 'Corse, you probably don't believe in him either!

  • @kospyx
    @kospyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its actually physics😂

  • @Louisiananews
    @Louisiananews 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So your breathing and the epinephrine are false?

  • @scottredding2719
    @scottredding2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Number 1

  • @Magician12345
    @Magician12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That would work on sand?

    • @McDojoLife
      @McDojoLife  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would work on what he was using which wasn’t sand

  • @thedoctor7151
    @thedoctor7151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chi isn’t a trick it’s discipline

    • @McDojoLife
      @McDojoLife  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      According to which person, religion, culture, country, region? It’s known all around the world by different names, with different definitions.
      It’s primarily made non sense. But I’m more than happy to discuss it. I go live every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9am eastern time on Instagram live and let anyone join. Feel free to hop on and we can discuss in a friendly open environment :)

    • @thedoctor7151
      @thedoctor7151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chi is the thin membrane surrounding muscles and ligaments. It’s not magical

    • @bedp
      @bedp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thedoctor7151 Do you mean skin?

    • @thedoctor7151
      @thedoctor7151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bedp skin disciples

  • @cristiansaenz37
    @cristiansaenz37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only poder ir chi is to get You teeth broken, in a real fight

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Easy, imvent your own martial art

  • @insanitypepper1740
    @insanitypepper1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not dim mak.

  • @olderthanyoucali8512
    @olderthanyoucali8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does it work with todays paper straws?

  • @cocniconico1060
    @cocniconico1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Nice 💘💘💘💘💘💘