Barstool Pizza Review - Pizza Lobo (Chicago, IL)
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I don't know why the hell I listen to opinions about pizza from a guy who hates basil and parmesan cheese but I still watch every day.
Also considers any “flop” bad. Some of the best pizza in the country has some flop to it. Lots of really good pizzas are classified as “football pies”, but shitty cracker pizza is “fantastic”.
Yet here I am, just as you, watching.
Nobody gets just cheese.
Probably because he’s eaten 50 times as many pizza slices as you have in his life
Then stop watching and commenting if you don’t care
For real. He’s just entertaining. Doesn’t know shit about pizza 😆
Dave in his 8 Mile Era
Mom's Pizza
You crack me up!!
man I laughed so hard
Hes been high as heck in the last week or so now.
6.8 mile
The train going by was the most Chicago thing ever.
2 trains even, how fast behind eachother do they go
Its not The Fugitive guys, chill out
@@BlackBirds93 there are two tracks, one for each direction. Prolly one train headed to O'Hare and one downtown.
Our beautiful blue line!
You don’t need a car in Chicago to get around
You never want a “huh”
If you get a huh you better have a vibe
@@zunedog31mp3some. You have rizz.
😂
The borgata slaps
6.8 seems like a high score considering he just said it’s the most bland pizza in 20 years.
But it had good texture, everyone knows the rules.
6.8 is the new 4.8 from the legit days when he was brutally honest.
Seems like you need to stop putting the goddamn score in the f****** comments,,, You literally f***** the whole video
the guy doesnt wanna destroy businesses. i respect it honestly. the pizza looked like a normal friday night regular ass local pie... rather have bland pizza with good texture than bad tasting pizza or bad texture..
If you are in the 6s, his scale now you are basically Dominos on a good day
That’s an awfully generous score
i thought it was gonna be 6.3 tops
I’m sorry are u the one eating the mf pizza
He said recently that he has adjusted his scale to be not as harsh for the sake of the businesses. That would have been in the 5's a few years ago.
@@chrislicciardi729then he should stop posting anything less than a 7.5
This review was brought to you by Davey Smokesabowl….lol “blandest pizza in 20 years” and it gets a 6.8 lmao insulting to the other 7s out there. That pizza’s a floppy mess Frankie!
Dave sniffing the pizza for any hint of parm like it's another white powder you know the rules.
Know where I can score a few grams?
federal
that dragon pizza review still fresh in his memory
We need to bring back the coke jokes. This is a good start.
The p, the gp, the or, the peps are always available to shake upon, upon receipt?
Sounds like the same area where Jake and Elwood Blues were living. Jake: "how often does the train come by" Elwood: "So often you won't even notice it"
Thats what I just said :)
"So often you won't even hear it." I've used that line a lot over the years.
😎👍👍👍
they were in the loop, buildings no mas.
I was going to say the exact same thing. Plus the pizza was bland because it was made with "Plain toasted white bread"
The train going by twice is so funny as a Chicagoan. Like the blue brothers scene “so often you don’t even notice”
6.8 WOW i was expecting him to score between 2.2 to 3.5. That's a very generous score considering what he said about it
@@terrytwo He literally said the most bland pizza he had in 20 years
A hippie pie! We’ve got a new category
Mellow Mushroon leading the way
One hit everybody and no rules
@@AB-qt4dj Look a bit like MM but was a little thinner was my first thought.
hippie VIBE
Everybody knows if that box had the hooks on the side he’d still be trying to open it.
yea should have got a .1 more just for having a normal box in Chicago
Cheap ingredients... Pay for better cheese... Pay for better flour... Pay for better tomato sauce... IT'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
pay for a better location
It's actually sad to see someone with great technique use shitty ingredients on Italian food which REQUIRES great ingredients :(
i disagree; cheese , flour , and tomato sauce are of very minor significance when it comes to the actual taste of the pizza pie.
@@ronyeahright9536 You can't disagree with facts. You're factually wrong
@@xvulture21gtav24 I was being ironical.
"It's the blandest pizza maybe I've ever had in 20 years of doing this." -> "I'm gonna go 6.8?" 🤔
Yeah because it still had crunch and texture I'm guessing
It’s Chicago…they might put a hit out on him😂🤣😂
Leading with "and I don't mean this disrespectfully..." is never followed up with something positive.
I watched a video yesterday on a 93 yr old woman who lives alone in the mountains of Russia.She had the same coat!😂
Fashionista
She knew the rules
Dave is metrosexual, everyone knows the rules
Evening wear …ezzzz nice ☺️
Haha 😂😂😂 the banana guy on the wall looks just like Dave Portnoy. He's standing right next to the painting and it's like I'm seeing double, and the camera man didn't even notice it. 😂😂😂😂
It's the new scale... "bland" gets highest score of all time. 😂
Dave said when playing t-ball this one's a good old fastball down the middle.... Nothing better than a blind umpire
Pizza Lobo is one of those joints where the pizza tastes decent if you're out with your buddies and have a few drinks in you, it's in the same camp as Dimo's. Not great, not terrible, not something you'd order if you were having a cheat day and wanted some pizza.
I'm here for the corndog reviews.
Chicago knows less about the corndog than Scott.
What's a corndog?
Nobody knows...on a stick with batter .deep fried ...
oh ffs dont get that started again
That description deserves a 5.1 score
When Dave says "huh" I either get excited or stress 🍕 Mainly both
You should check out Mid-Villa Pizza in Palos Heights, IL, located in the SW suburbs. I used to go there years ago when they were in Midlothian, and their standard tavern pizza was excellent!
Dave's a nice guy. He knows that his word has real weight for these businesses, and he doesn't want to tank them. It makes it impossible for him to be honest now. Too nice for his own good.
Then its time to stop or just simply don't post anything under a 7.5 since that is an average pizza.
nothing nice going one there.
He was awestruck by a train moving very quickly. Twice!
Give ‘em a break. 🍕
Yeah im kinda done watching these. I try to weight them myself. a 6.3 now is a 3.2 a few years ago.
@@DJOhWord It's the L
I go here in the summer. When it rains, that fire pit area floods.
0:55 I don’t understand how he can’t get past Parm or Romano and docks points on scores.
Kids plain cheese pizza only
2 minutes 12 seconds is a must watch.
LMAO.
6.8 for the most bland pizza of the last two decades, but a 7.8 is a “monster score.” Got it
Yup Dave's ruined his entire scoring system by trying to prop up owners he likes. This one makes zero sense that pizza looked terrible. I'm from Maryland and every place his hit with the exception of Franks is fucking terrible.
Crust tasted like a rolled-up eviction notice. Everybody knows the rules.
Still waiting for Tonka to march
Same
Yup, and his mom is still yappin'
Mr Pizza Pizza 🍕 rain jacket 👍🏼 please come back to LA,CA
El Pres feat. El Train. Everybody knows the rules.
Dave trying to talk over a moving El train is hysterical!!! Too bad there weren't more trains going by! LMFAO.
Hey its the blandest pizza I've had in 20 years! 6.8! WTF is that? So 6.8 is shit, but a 7.4 is a good score? Time to hang it up dude, we cant trust a damn thing you say anymore, you need a scale 1-5 if your shit scores are gonna be like that
Absolutely....I've been saying the same thing for a while now
Yeah, the new scale is 7-9. Winter rules.
6.8 is the new zero apparently
"This has zero flavor...... 6.8?"
Makes sense Dave
Way to ruin it 🙄 I hate people like you that blast the score # in the comments … was there a need to say the actual # ? You could have commented about it without blasting the score. You know comments pop up now without control ….thanks for ruining it thumbs up 👍🏽
@@BB-nb9ls Good point. I apologize. Didnt think it would ruin other peoples enjoyment of the vid, apologies.
Y’all are dumb. You know there’s more criteria’s like texture to food right? It was crispy but bland had it been seasoned it would have gotten a 7.5 or more
not zero flavor, zero distinctiveness
@@terrytwo Bland = No taste. So eating something with no flavour deserves a score? How would you rate cardboard? 5.5
When are you going to Fricano's in Grand Haven, Michigan?
Lmaoo “it’s like Klemmer” 💀
fuck yeah
Go to O Block Dave I hear they have great pizzer
Pizzer... lol
Yea don't go to O block, they'll be asking the camera man how much they be selling the camera for without the intention of buying it
As a Canadian that coat looks hilarious. Not sure how cold it is but -5C today and I was out in a long sleeve.
-5C is 23˚F. My guess this was a week or two ago in Chicago, the weather was probably about the same. But Dave is a bit of a pansy, lol
I think Dave said it was "like 1 degree" or something. 1 degree Farenheit is COLD, probably like around -15C. You'd have to be nuts to try a pizza standing around in that :o
Amazing work raven say pizza rocks
In the 70’s, they made a show about this place. It was called The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo’s Pizza.
I like how Dave said it had hippy vibes, then I notice the slice of pizza on the wall having a doobie 😂.
Kinda looks school cafeteria, but I had pizza for lunch today at Santarpios in Eastie so _anything_ is gonna pale in comparison! 🍕
Hippie pizza! They forgot the special herbs Dave! Everybody knows the rules!
I love these series...
Noisiest trains I’ve ever heard in my life. 😂😂😂
I keep trying to tell you Dave..the BEST Thin crust Pizza in the Chicagoland area is L&F Pizza in Westmont, IL!
Get it together man.
*As soon as he opened the box he knew it was gonna be bland AF. And no, he didn't smell parm. Typical Scott.*
Dave doesn't realize he has Covid, everybody knows the rules!
Haha that was funny
I was genuinely going 6.8 by the looks of it, but when he said it was the blandest pizza he's ever had I'm so confused why it wasnt in the 5s. His scale is fucked man
@@terrytwo Just going off his old scoring system. Also how is a tasteless pizza perfectly average? You can go to the shittiest takeaway spots and get a pizza that at least has flavour.
@ I just know he used to give way lower scores for much better pies than that. He'd also gave genuinely decent pizzas low 7s quite often, which isnt far off the 6.8. Just doesn't really make sense if this pizza has no flavour AND doesn't look great.
He's so inconsistent with his scoring these days but is what it is. I know what you're saying though, i think something like 6.1 is fair. I don't even know how you can make a cheese pizza taste bad anyway, unless the ingredients were actually off lol
@ That's kinda my point though - his scoring within the last year has been mostly bullshit, if you're to compare it with his scale in the years prior to that. A lot of extremely good pizzas are getting high 7s (sometimes mid) to low 8s, and average pizzas are consistently getting mid to high 7s. Been watching him for years and believe me his general scoring system is out of whack.
Either way his scale isn't always going to necessarily represent great pizza, since floppy/neapolitan style can be super good but he doesn't really like any of them. Yet these pretty basic "bar pies" get AT LEAST high 7s. Each to their own but I my point still stands
@ also please watch his latest review. he just gave that a 7.1. I rest my case
@@terrytwo Yeah that's the issue. Why would you develop a new scale after having a very established one that he built up over many years? Makes no sense
Dave's awesome winter coat. 9.1
Is it always an Obi Wan Kenobi winter coat?
Shocking score considering Dragon Pizza was what, a 6.7?
That looks like HS Kids pizza. Just plain bland carbs, sauce and cheese. I would not doubt that there is a HS nearby that place.
I think a lot of us who watch Dave's reviews know all the "tells" of what his rating will be so we can predict it. Right when he paused after saying "I give it......" I said "6.8." and boom. 6.8. He has created an army of mini El Presidentes all over the world who can go forth and rate pizza with his scale.
Dave's mom bought that coat 30 yrs ago he still growing into it lol 😂
You gotta try Jb Alberto pizza in Chicago Il both the thin and deep crust
Best in the city
It was a cool vibe in a large restaurant with 2 patrons.
I love when the comment section is about Dave and neither the pizza or the place
Did you really think it was going to be great! With the pizza slice dude in the back ground smoking a joint! 🚬🍕😆
I find it funny how he says "one bite everybody knows the rules" then proceeds to take multiple bites 😂
Gotta check out Bertolli's Pizza in River Forest if you're ever out that way
Wild location with the commuter train..... I would expect Ninja Turtles in the sewer around there.
I thought it was Broadway Joe coming off the bench doing a pizza commercial.
I have a feeling that the combination of extreme cold outside vs the piping hot pizza really limits how it tastes. Your tongue just sense the extreme heat difference and that sorta takes over everything else. Like a hot drink doesn't have much flavor if it's still near boiling, the temps need to drop a little before you can taste
Wow. It looked really good in the thumbnail. Usually the thumbnail never lies but I guess now it does...as soon as he picked it up and it started flopping like a dying trout I knew it wasn't gonna be good
This place is known best for their wings/blue cheese honestly. Best blue cheese I’ve ever had
I guessed a 6'9 regardless I was a inch off. Keep the reviews coming presidente coming from Salem MA student Salem State University huge fans on campus ‼️
6.8 is the new 0.0 everyone knows the rules.
You have to! have to! try villa nova in either stickney IL or new buffalo MI (only 1 1/2 hrs from chicago) the best
The jacket is killing me😂
So cold but surprisingly nice. The crunch sounded good , but no taste? Did you scald your mouth?
Are you cold and calloused?😂😂😂
Josh Allen got the first down...everybody knows the rules
BLUES BROTHERS VIBES
DAVE 🤜🏼🤛🏼🤙🏼
So the name of the channel is ONE bite.. You took 4. Great job.
There it is!
Go to Grand Stand in Franklin Park
When they showed the hours on the front door I knew it was gonna blow...... "if it's open late it ain't great"
Dude that is a sick jacket where u get that
LOVE THE JACKET!
Dave looks like the cartoon of the guy wearing the pizza costume with that jacket on.
wu tang ..
aint nuttin to f wit
cool vibes ..
Damn the L train is friggin loud!
Nanuk from the arctic reviewing pizza in Chiraq! Is it always cheese pizza?
"One bite, everyone knows the rules" proceeds to take 4 bites in total 😅
looks fantastic. No burn spots
Most bland pizza ever gets a 6.8....thats a 5 my guy.
He’s been pretty generous with the scores since Covid, doesn’t want to hurt small businesses is my guess
If you live in Massachusetts that looks exactly like Papa Gino's 🍕👍
Bro, lookin' like eminem before he opens the box.😂
Dave had a terrible day yesterday with the refs fixing the AFC Championship game. Now he has to start the week with bland pizza? Not good. At least he's ready to go fishing on Lake Michigan with that coat that he is wearing.
I think it's more of a 5.7
Is it always just football pizza?
I really miss the OG scale where "the blandest pizza I've had in 20 years" would score a 3.6.
Looked mediocre as soon as he opened it, i think 6.8 might have been being nice
Way to ruin it 🙄 I hate people like you that blast the score # in the comments … was there a need to say the actual # ? You could have commented about it without blasting the score. You know comments pop up now without control ….thanks for ruining it thumbs up 👍🏽
@BB-nb9ls no1 cares.
One Lobo bite, everybody needs to be high to consume it.
Dave is either hungover, or going through Adderall withdrawals. the wall art alone makes the pizza deserve at least a 7. Everyone knows the rules.
Logan Square in general is a hippie vibe lol
This should be the only President with no term limit. Everybody knows the rules 🍕