Especially when the victim is dead. That should be a video game. You have to battle fire and zombies while finding living victims in a pitch black screen.
I'm surprised none of the shows have inserted that silly dialogue into their scripts. I could totally see Chicago Fire's crew doing something like that. In fact, the first episode I watched, Severide challenges Casey by saying "Case of beer to see who gets to him first?" 🤦♂️
Imagine being stuck under rumble and trapped in a room on fire, wishing the firefighters would save you only to hear them scream your name instead of actually searching for you
Not only that...but most fire victims tend to go unconscious pretty quickly because of all of the, you know, smoke. Shouting a name isn't going to help someone who isn't awake!
Okay....... I imagined it. 'Rumble' is the name of one of the characters in that MLP cartoon my little cousins watch. So I imagined a Scottish-terrier-sized pegasus-colt sitting on my chest and refusing to leave pinning me down using magic and a group of firefighters for some reason instead of animal control are coming to save me. They arrive and randomly yell my name to find me instead of actually looking for me. I yell for help and they come to get me, but since it's the Station 19 people they complain about not having animal control on site and instead call some random farmer to move Rumble instead, and the farmer arrives and casually informs them that they need a rancher, not a farmer. The Station 19 idiots then try calling Hasbro to tell them to come retrieve some missing merchandise instead of maybe trying a local zoo instead, and I'm stuck on the ground for 3 days longer than necessary. They bring in plenty of food and drink for me and the little pegasus because animals-be-cutesy even though it's the problem to begin with. When I point out that they might have been able to lure Rumble off me with the food they pretend not to notice. Finally a Hasbro representative AND an animal control employee show up and proceed to argue for an hour about who gets to take away the pegasus. Some rando civvy spouts some virtue-signalling bullshit and Rumble starts a sing-along with the Power Of Friendship and the scene turns into something out of a classic Disney movie before they started to suck. Finally the little magical horse removes itself from my chest and I get to go home. "No need to thank us, we're just doing our job." "Good, because I had no intention of doing so!" The End
@@WorldWalker128 Sounds like a skit from some guy I probably haven't heard of. Hey, if it's alright with you, can I fail at animating this or something? Or at least when I have the experience?
That why that yell on Chicago Fire "Chicago Fire Department, Call out!". That why listening skills as a Hollywood firefighter are very important... ;-)
“What did you just do with those chainsaws” That got me right there. I service chainsaws all day at work an never have I ever found myself raising a chainsaw like that and shaking it like wtf is with that 😂😂
Someone told the actors that a chainsaw vibrates when it runs, but because of SAG rules that can't put a real chain on it near other non-stunt actors. So they were told to "simulate" the vibration. Like the old black & white shows where the actors either "poked" their pistol at the target to tell the editor where to add a flash on the film, or they "shook" their tommy gun because the tiny blanks were underwhelming. Then after six shots, they throw the pistol near Superman and he dodges it (not not the bullets...)
@@MonkeyJedi99 Those dinky little kid chain saws don't vibrate that much, lol. I used to help my dad cut fallen trees with a small yellow chainsaw about the size they have there, about half the size of a chain saw you'd see people cutting trees down with which looks like what these guys had. If me as a slightly underweight and skinny young teenager could hold one with barely any vibrating, I fail to see why even an adult woman would have to fake vibrating. And even still, even if they couldn't put real chains on it, it surely had a running engine even if the chain was smooth/fake/not there.
Yes. Fire burns only some wood and chemicals, but nothing else to the point that nothing else gets hot. There are three types of smoke, but only black smoke is dangerous. The other two are just different levels of room temperature steam. All this I learned in the TV fighter fighting manual.
@Stella Hohenheim Basically: *If someone isnt dying, a building isnt exploding, and or some hocus pocus isnt present, then reality has no room to exist in Hollywood!*
Could you maybe show a picture explaining terms such as "Delta side and Alpha side of the building", or how vent holes work or how big they're supposed to be? For us non-professional people who love your channel 😊 Thanks
Quick explanation of the sides if anyone's still curious. Alpha side is the front of the building, usually facing the street with a big ole entrance. Bravo, Charlie, and Delta are the other 3 sides in clockwise fashion after Alpha, so left is bravo, rear is Charlie, right is delta.
And to add, The joke in all this is the fire is on one side of the building, and they want to cut a hole to ventilate the fire in a part of the building where the fire, well, isn't 😂
Ah yes, HR loves those Magical vent fans. They also love "Listen and Rescue situations" "Hazmat Bingo" "Denying Workmens Comp from Ejections via Firetruck from Random Explosion" "Neighborhoods with 1 fire hydrant" "Exploding Wine Mazes of Death" "Black smoke" if its gray you good for days They probably love Karens also.
@@SageLatrans dead people don't need to be rescued it's a little dark but make emergency services life easier. Just ignore the moral and ethical issues and the potential mental health damage. And a burn down house creates job for the construction industry and helps out local businesses and economy.
the fact the packs weren't shitting air after they took an MSA facepiece off while it's still connected to the regulator. Sorry creators, they ain't Scotty boys
Well. They could have just engaged the first breath before taking it off. Most of our guys leave the 2nd stage attached to their masks all the time. Not my style but to each their own
Haha I'm just here taking notes. Im starting fire academy this year and cant wait to be able to come back to this and know what the heck yall are talking about🤔😅🤗
@@redcandi01 MSA Air packs work off of constant positive pressure. That way, if your seal breaks from mask to face it blows air out so it keeps the bad juju out. Once you take your first breath with the regulator clipped into the mask it’s a positive pressure environment. If you were to just rip off your face it would still be blowing air out nonstop
The must unrealistic part of this show is the conversations they have during an internal attack. I dunno about you guys but for me “What?” Makes up half the conversation.
Yeah, i've seen helmet video where there is visible fire in buildings and about 1 foot past the door you can't see your own hand or hear your own thoughts. It's just vague shapes of orange and black. I don't think people understand just how loud the scene of a fire is, even the water is loud coming out the hose.
Most unrealistic? It's a meme-show making fun of firefighting shows. It's _supposed_ to be as unrealistic as possible. Everybody who's a first responder is supposed to be laughing along. I'm kinda startled that people aren't getting it. The 2nd layer of meme comedy FDC is gold.
@@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking the problem is comedy that isn't much different than reality often gets lost. I didn't even know the show was supposed to be a parody of other fire fighter shows. I could actually see the writers thinking they are making an exciting show.
@@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking A quick glance at Wikipedia says it’s a spinoff of famed comedy Greys Anatomy... describing itself as an action drama. You’re selling me a sieve and calling it a boat.
Thank you for this. My brother in law is a firefighter and your work has given our family joy and laughter. It is wonderful to see him smile at your humor.
I know nothing about being a fire fighter, but taking you gass + oxygen mask of inside a burning building is propyl a really really stupid idea. Ok not all true, i mean i do know that burning buildings are not nice picknick warlks, they smoke filled hellholls were the actrual fire is the least of you concerns.
I'm a Grey's Anatomy fan, been watching it for years with a surgeon parent and/or doctor friends, and while they have wiiildy dramatized how a hospital runs and the number of incredible cases they have on a daily basis, it's overall pretty ok-ish when it comes to procedure. SOMEHOW, this GA spin-off manages to have such stupid situations, I, a non-profesionnal can asses how wrong those storylines are lmao (btw, the most accurate medical series is apparently, hands down, Scrubs !)
@Fire Department Chronicles. Thanks Jason. Hollywood keeps giving you great material to work with and you keep us laughing it up in stiches. Hope you, your fellow station mates, and your families stay safe and well.
1:09 I’m guessing the creators thought that fire works like in a steam locomotive with an exhaust point/funnel located at the opposite end of the locomotive from where the firebox is- which also leads me to wonder if they know how pressure works. EDIT: Narrow. A NARROW exhaust point, might I add.
These shows are the worst representation of emergency services ever. 911, Station 19, Lone Star 911 --- I can't even watch a commercial because it hurts. 30 years as a volunteer!!
Best series about firefighters is Feuer und Flame on WDR. They just slapped go pros on members of professional FD in West Germany and Followed them with drones. Super interessing and tense.
I've never volunteered and I'd have to agree. Looking up stuff/gathering information has never been easier and instead of actually creating an informed and semi realistic show this soap opra garbage is what's released
In the THW (technical support unit), when we prepare to search people after a catastrophe where there are people buried underneath debris, we actually do listen and rescue. Im not the one to do it, since it's like a subgroup of us, but the people who do it, use special microphones to locate people. Obviously we still search with heatsignature, drones, dogs and search teams, but listening can help a lot. Obviously here they could have just looked around the corner instead of shouting and listening but yeah.
Between your charismatic nature and funny content, your videos are so entertaining; seeing a new one come out always brightens my day. Thanks for making such funny content!
I'm not a firefighter or first responder, but these clips highlight the very reasons I can't stand these kinds of 'shows' on television today. Thnaks for letting me know I"m not all that alone after all in despising this kind of 'entertainment' and giving me some real entertainment to enjoy.
I kinda hope shows like station 19 go on for a lot longer, or at least long enough that the script writers decide to do a episode on space and get it horribly wrong... I can already see it now, fire in a vacuum with no O2 supply and the firefighters deciding to take off their protective masks and clothing as they get closer to the magical space fire...I mean it wouldn't even be the most stupid thing in the show thus far...
Watching this from the dispatch side, knowing IC, and the loosest gist of what is going on and what we hear on the tac radio...I can't help but giggle explosively.
You react to rescue shows the way I do anything involving aviation. I love it. Like Top Gun, where the only thing they get right is that air combat takes place in the sky, and for the Navy occasionally involves homoerotic volleyball.
After being in a confined space which had a small gas leak, having to use respirator equipment to stop us from passing out, if you remove it in an unsafe area you are up for a Darwin’s award.
I recently bought a respirator for insecticide spraying. Instructions state, do not change filters in contaminated area. I wondered who would be smart enough to put on a respirator before entering the room, but then stupid enough to change the filters in the room?
01:44 yes I‘ve been working for years on construction and I can definitely tell that all roofs are made out of thin wood. We never ever use concrete for a level roof.
Since I'm a German firefighter, I have no idea how to vent a roof either but the arguing alone is worth watching it. For the interior attack, thats always the most fun part. I would love to issue these guys two things: Helmets with proper chin straps and some masks with those old school adjustable straps under the firefighting hood. Take this off in a second (if you want to die)...
I so wish you could be a guest star on that show and do exactly what you’re doing now. You could be a battalion chief or something. I’d watch then, otherwise this show is a joke and honestly it’s dangerous because you know someone is gonna act like these turds.
if this is the episode i think it might be from very early episodes then there is a reason for it, something to do with the two lieutenants alternating every shift who is the captain. I only lasted like 2 and bit episodes before stopping watching in disgust
I don't know why TH-cam is feeding this to me but it pleases my monkey brain. Unless Google has figured out that I'm support staff at a hospital I just don't get this algorithm.
@@DarkRaider28 they no everywhere you go on an apple to I own an apple phone it saves all your significant locations hell they probably know what school I’m going to
It really bothers me that they knew there was an occupant.. but instead of starting veis, they focused on suppression then did there primary search (if you can even call it that). This show runs me the wrong way
They could get more realism by listening to retired firefighters they draw in off the streets with coffee and donuts. "Here, Carl. Double sugar, half cream, and a bear claw. Now, what in this script is really stupid?"
It's okay, invisible smoke is harmless unlike black smoke
Yup, especially carbon monoxide.
Another OG love to see it (black smoke will make ya choke)
Black smoke, which means it’s toxic 🤦🏻♂️
Gray haze, safe for dayz
If the smokes white, you're good all night!
Just imagine firefighters finding victims by screaming, "MARCO!!!" and waiting till they hear someone scream back polo.
Especially when the victim is dead. That should be a video game. You have to battle fire and zombies while finding living victims in a pitch black screen.
I'm surprised none of the shows have inserted that silly dialogue into their scripts. I could totally see Chicago Fire's crew doing something like that. In fact, the first episode I watched, Severide challenges Casey by saying "Case of beer to see who gets to him first?" 🤦♂️
you know that's going to happen in multiple departments the next time they do S&R drills, now.
Lol!
I’m gonna have to try that tactic out some time, sure will save my knees.
Imagine being stuck under rumble and trapped in a room on fire, wishing the firefighters would save you only to hear them scream your name instead of actually searching for you
Not only that...but most fire victims tend to go unconscious pretty quickly because of all of the, you know, smoke. Shouting a name isn't going to help someone who isn't awake!
Okay.......
I imagined it.
'Rumble' is the name of one of the characters in that MLP cartoon my little cousins watch. So I imagined a Scottish-terrier-sized pegasus-colt sitting on my chest and refusing to leave pinning me down using magic and a group of firefighters for some reason instead of animal control are coming to save me. They arrive and randomly yell my name to find me instead of actually looking for me. I yell for help and they come to get me, but since it's the Station 19 people they complain about not having animal control on site and instead call some random farmer to move Rumble instead, and the farmer arrives and casually informs them that they need a rancher, not a farmer. The Station 19 idiots then try calling Hasbro to tell them to come retrieve some missing merchandise instead of maybe trying a local zoo instead, and I'm stuck on the ground for 3 days longer than necessary. They bring in plenty of food and drink for me and the little pegasus because animals-be-cutesy even though it's the problem to begin with. When I point out that they might have been able to lure Rumble off me with the food they pretend not to notice. Finally a Hasbro representative AND an animal control employee show up and proceed to argue for an hour about who gets to take away the pegasus. Some rando civvy spouts some virtue-signalling bullshit and Rumble starts a sing-along with the Power Of Friendship and the scene turns into something out of a classic Disney movie before they started to suck.
Finally the little magical horse removes itself from my chest and I get to go home. "No need to thank us, we're just doing our job." "Good, because I had no intention of doing so!" The End
@@WorldWalker128 Sounds like a skit from some guy I probably haven't heard of. Hey, if it's alright with you, can I fail at animating this or something? Or at least when I have the experience?
That why that yell on Chicago Fire "Chicago Fire Department, Call out!". That why listening skills as a Hollywood firefighter are very important... ;-)
Yeah cause a bunch of dead weight on your chest really makes you yell out and vocalize really well 👍😁
I like how they do everything wrong, but with massive confidence.
Fake it 'til you make it, it's the Hollywood way!
Arrogance...massive ar-ro-gance...
@@dannac_8888money
Stupid confidence, used everywhere by actors, bosses, and political leaders.
My mom watches this show and I'm torn between showing her your channel or just letting her enjoy the silliness haha.
Ignorance is bliss, but double the entertainment whilst having a teachable moment
Ya gotta show her 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show her🤣😂
This channel is way better than the show. 🤣
Show her the channel. Then she can really enjoy the silliness. We all need comedy in our lives.
Don’t worry it isn’t black smoke so they’re all good. ☺️
😂🤪
And the fire wasn't blue and sticky, so they're having a pretty good day
Oh yeah 😂
or green smoke
what's the outdo song?
“What did you just do with those chainsaws”
That got me right there. I service chainsaws all day at work an never have I ever found myself raising a chainsaw like that and shaking it like wtf is with that 😂😂
Someone told the actors that a chainsaw vibrates when it runs, but because of SAG rules that can't put a real chain on it near other non-stunt actors. So they were told to "simulate" the vibration.
Like the old black & white shows where the actors either "poked" their pistol at the target to tell the editor where to add a flash on the film, or they "shook" their tommy gun because the tiny blanks were underwhelming.
Then after six shots, they throw the pistol near Superman and he dodges it (not not the bullets...)
And you don't do it right as your supervisor walks past you?!? Weird.
They looked like a kid trying out a new toy.
Yeah the chainsaw part was my favorite from this video. Hilarious! 🤣
@@MonkeyJedi99 Those dinky little kid chain saws don't vibrate that much, lol. I used to help my dad cut fallen trees with a small yellow chainsaw about the size they have there, about half the size of a chain saw you'd see people cutting trees down with which looks like what these guys had. If me as a slightly underweight and skinny young teenager could hold one with barely any vibrating, I fail to see why even an adult woman would have to fake vibrating. And even still, even if they couldn't put real chains on it, it surely had a running engine even if the chain was smooth/fake/not there.
As a retired 30 year Firefighter I fully recommend this channel. It’s like I am still at the mess table.
"That leads me to one quick question...
Do you have any idea how fire works"
Best quote
Yes. Fire burns only some wood and chemicals, but nothing else to the point that nothing else gets hot. There are three types of smoke, but only black smoke is dangerous. The other two are just different levels of room temperature steam. All this I learned in the TV fighter fighting manual.
@@orlock20 was going to be upset with you, but then i read TV fire fighter manual.
does anyone know what the outro song is?
Of course they know how fire works.
Orange flames are hot
blue flames are sticky.
and gravity holds things up.
@@rabidcabbage7230 "Howling At The Moon" by D Fine Us
"What's your status?"
"Well, I am single, but I'm seeing someone, so I guess it's complicated, over"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok, best comment I've read yet!
A facebook joke in 2021? Bold
I'm beginning to think they do have consultants for this show, but they do the exsact opposite of what they say.
@Stella Hohenheim Basically: *If someone isnt dying, a building isnt exploding, and or some hocus pocus isnt present, then reality has no room to exist in Hollywood!*
its just two dudes sitting in the back laughing their ass off at the stupidity they have created while eating popcorn.
Or the advisor is having a laugh and is testing just how much BS he can get away with until someone notices.
That tracks.
"What? That's not entertaining. Writer, use their jargon. Coordinator, make it look jazzy. Thanks, fire guy, see you tomorrow!"
Could you maybe show a picture explaining terms such as "Delta side and Alpha side of the building", or how vent holes work or how big they're supposed to be? For us non-professional people who love your channel 😊 Thanks
Quick explanation of the sides if anyone's still curious.
Alpha side is the front of the building, usually facing the street with a big ole entrance.
Bravo, Charlie, and Delta are the other 3 sides in clockwise fashion after Alpha, so left is bravo, rear is Charlie, right is delta.
@@peytongibbs2171 Thank you.
@@peytongibbs2171 thanks
Vent holes are holes to let the bad air out. You cut big holes to make vent holes so that the bad air leaves the building faster
And to add, The joke in all this is the fire is on one side of the building, and they want to cut a hole to ventilate the fire in a part of the building where the fire, well, isn't 😂
"WHERES THE OTHER 6 FEET?"
Fucking love this channel.
Just about wet myself with laughter on that, what is that peep hole going to vent?
Did someone just misread 6' as 6"??
That hole was just the right size to make that building into an oversized pressure cooker.
@@soapghostroach pressure cookers, famous for being extremely safe to dick around with
Oh station 19, the gift that keeps on giving
Plus 911 and Lone Star 911
Pretty much any other show about first responders also
Ah yes, HR loves those Magical vent fans.
They also love
"Listen and Rescue situations"
"Hazmat Bingo"
"Denying Workmens Comp from Ejections via Firetruck from Random Explosion"
"Neighborhoods with 1 fire hydrant"
"Exploding Wine Mazes of Death"
"Black smoke" if its gray you good for days
They probably love Karens also.
applause!!!
Dont forget about Looking for a house with big flowers in a lawn.
WHEN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON FIRE!!!
Don’t forget their miracle of a Broadway show, “Incompetence on Ice”.
0:28 but carl that kills people
Tell me more about Hazmat Bingo
Firefighter shows: AAAA FIRE! QUICK, FEED IT MORE OXYGEN
If you think about it. If you feed more oxygen in to a fire it will burn its fuel faster and when there is no fuel left the fire goes out.
@@jasonirwin4631 ah yes, make it easier for the fire to destroy the building and possibly kill and injure more people
See. The problem solves itself.
@@SageLatrans dead people don't need to be rescued it's a little dark but make emergency services life easier. Just ignore the moral and ethical issues and the potential mental health damage. And a burn down house creates job for the construction industry and helps out local businesses and economy.
Why not make it burn quicker and get it over with? Fill those fire engines with kerosene, spray things down and let nature take its course.
Day 5 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes: Fire & Rescue next.
I want this so bad
PLS
It'd be more realistic then these shows, to be fair.
It is going to take awhile to get himself converted into a plane or other mechanical device, then get his tanks fitted, and then heal up.
I'd like to see what he has to say with Station 51 (Emergency!).
the fact the packs weren't shitting air after they took an MSA facepiece off while it's still connected to the regulator. Sorry creators, they ain't Scotty boys
Overpressure-Systems are too expensive for Station 19🤪
Well. They could have just engaged the first breath before taking it off. Most of our guys leave the 2nd stage attached to their masks all the time. Not my style but to each their own
They could've popped the donner before taking them off but I doubt the writers even know what that means.
Haha I'm just here taking notes. Im starting fire academy this year and cant wait to be able to come back to this and know what the heck yall are talking about🤔😅🤗
@@redcandi01 MSA Air packs work off of constant positive pressure. That way, if your seal breaks from mask to face it blows air out so it keeps the bad juju out. Once you take your first breath with the regulator clipped into the mask it’s a positive pressure environment. If you were to just rip off your face it would still be blowing air out nonstop
I'm fairly sure brandishing a chainsaw like that in any work environment will result in very quick discipline measures.
The must unrealistic part of this show is the conversations they have during an internal attack.
I dunno about you guys but for me “What?” Makes up half the conversation.
Yeah, i've seen helmet video where there is visible fire in buildings and about 1 foot past the door you can't see your own hand or hear your own thoughts. It's just vague shapes of orange and black. I don't think people understand just how loud the scene of a fire is, even the water is loud coming out the hose.
Most unrealistic? It's a meme-show making fun of firefighting shows. It's _supposed_ to be as unrealistic as possible. Everybody who's a first responder is supposed to be laughing along. I'm kinda startled that people aren't getting it.
The 2nd layer of meme comedy FDC is gold.
@@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking the problem is comedy that isn't much different than reality often gets lost. I didn't even know the show was supposed to be a parody of other fire fighter shows.
I could actually see the writers thinking they are making an exciting show.
@@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking So you’re telling me Station 19 is a parody?
@@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking A quick glance at Wikipedia says it’s a spinoff of famed comedy Greys Anatomy... describing itself as an action drama.
You’re selling me a sieve and calling it a boat.
This just has to be the FUNNIEST episode of this series thus far.
♪"WE'RE CUTTIN' A HOOOLE IIIN A ROOF!"♪
Best line.
you forgot the cherry on top, the "yeahh!"
I'm creasing over the wide-eyed "What did you just do with those chainsaws?!"
Waving them around.
fire department chronicles: musical edition WHEN
Thank you for this. My brother in law is a firefighter and your work has given our family joy and laughter. It is wonderful to see him smile at your humor.
I know nothing about being a fire fighter. But God this guy is tearing these episodes to shred! 😂😂😂
I know nothing about being a fire fighter, but taking you gass + oxygen mask of inside a burning building is propyl a really really stupid idea.
Ok not all true, i mean i do know that burning buildings are not nice picknick warlks, they smoke filled hellholls were the actrual fire is the least of you concerns.
I just trained over tactical ventilation which makes this so much better.
Are we in a musical right now? We're cutting a hole, in the roof! I love that quote
I'm a Grey's Anatomy fan, been watching it for years with a surgeon parent and/or doctor friends, and while they have wiiildy dramatized how a hospital runs and the number of incredible cases they have on a daily basis, it's overall pretty ok-ish when it comes to procedure. SOMEHOW, this GA spin-off manages to have such stupid situations, I, a non-profesionnal can asses how wrong those storylines are lmao
(btw, the most accurate medical series is apparently, hands down, Scrubs !)
I've heard that about Scrubs too. Nurses like that the show gets nursing right
Well, they did actually consult doctors and whatnot for Scrubs, the less accurate parts are mostly just for comedic relief
I'm still stuck laughing on "SMOKE-EATING SPIDER-MAN! SMOKE-EATING SPIDER-MAN!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Haha, me too. That scene was EPIC.
"freelances everywhere any way he can!"
Well you know the old rule, guys: Black smoke, you have a meeting with Death. White smoke, you just have a cold breath.
Nahhhh...now THIS is an OLD rule-
BLACK SMOKE = no Pope
WHITE SMOKE = new Pope
🌞
@Fire Department Chronicles. Thanks Jason. Hollywood keeps giving you great material to work with and you keep us laughing it up in stiches.
Hope you, your fellow station mates, and your families stay safe and well.
1:09 I’m guessing the creators thought that fire works like in a steam locomotive with an exhaust point/funnel located at the opposite end of the locomotive from where the firebox is- which also leads me to wonder if they know how pressure works.
EDIT: Narrow. A NARROW exhaust point, might I add.
The thing about these shows, is that they could get it AT LEAST CLOSE TO RIGHT and still make a really good show!
Quite. These are so bad they make ER look like a medical docuseries. Yeeeeesh.
Fastest I’ve ever clicked on a video ever
Lmao. Yeah, these videos are gold.
Soon to be a new Broadway production, Firefighters On A Hot Tin Roof
PERFECT!!
*🎶WE'RE CUTTING A HOLE, IN A ROOF!🎶*
That actually made me laugh out loud!
With tap dancing while holding chainsaws?
@@TheOReport1994 RUNNING chainsaws! :)
I will never get tired of the fact that Always Sunny in Philadelphia knows more about fires than any of these fire-fighting shows.
Me staged in my ambulance nearby, "What do you mean they took off their SCBA?! No, put down the cyanokit. Just call the coroner."
Lol at least there's no black smoke
CARBON MONOXIDE: *Is my poisonous invisible presence a joke to you?*
@@MainMite06 to them, apparently, yes
These shows are the worst representation of emergency services ever. 911, Station 19, Lone Star 911 --- I can't even watch a commercial because it hurts. 30 years as a volunteer!!
Best series about firefighters is Feuer und Flame on WDR. They just slapped go pros on members of professional FD in West Germany and Followed them with drones.
Super interessing and tense.
Modern shows like these make me miss Third Watch.
@@emergcon We had similar in the UK, following the fire services among others.
I've never volunteered and I'd have to agree. Looking up stuff/gathering information has never been easier and instead of actually creating an informed and semi realistic show this soap opra garbage is what's released
Thanks for your volunteer work 😁
"Where's your other 6 FEET!?" Got me laughing because TV shows always do that.
These green screen videos are solid gold. Please do not stop doing them.
Medical calls: I EXIST
Station 19: Who even are you
"We're cuttin' a hole in a roof!" will always kills me !
I think we all want to see a full musical now, it would be filled with sarcasm, incorrect heat holes and would be the best thing ever.
I’m currently in the fire/paramedic academy and our instructors showed us these videos & now I can’t stop watching them lol
Its good Invisible smoke is harmless unlike black smoke
nothing makes me happier than seeing a new one of these in my subscription feed. keep 'em coming, your commentary kills me every time
The move with the chainsaw was like something out of every local haunted house I’ve ever been to at Halloween.
In the THW (technical support unit), when we prepare to search people after a catastrophe where there are people buried underneath debris, we actually do listen and rescue.
Im not the one to do it, since it's like a subgroup of us, but the people who do it, use special microphones to locate people.
Obviously we still search with heatsignature, drones, dogs and search teams, but listening can help a lot.
Obviously here they could have just looked around the corner instead of shouting and listening but yeah.
I assumed he meant in this situation, not in a buried victims situation.
Nice to know that these people bring up their chainsaws and almost cut their coworkers heads off. Nice work
And they do it so GRACEFULLY, you almost don't notice all the viewers ducking!
“I’m going to try to do 20 of these or at least until you all tell me to stop”
Why would we? These are great!
Between your charismatic nature and funny content, your videos are so entertaining; seeing a new one come out always brightens my day. Thanks for making such funny content!
This is the only way I can enjoy these TV shows, thank you good sir
"I'd say we're gonna be good another six months..." 😅😂🤣 Beginning to end, you're priceless.
I'm not a firefighter or first responder, but these clips highlight the very reasons I can't stand these kinds of 'shows' on television today. Thnaks for letting me know I"m not all that alone after all in despising this kind of 'entertainment' and giving me some real entertainment to enjoy.
My back hurts but laughing my butt off at these is worth it.
1:26 this is so funny 😂
"Where's the other SIX FEET!" LOL 😂
Don’t stop, these clips are priceless.
Stop? DON'T STOP (not even at 20)...these are the best thing on TH-cam!
I for my part will never tell you to stop making these, in my opinion you can turn this channel into a green screen commentary-show :D
I kinda hope shows like station 19 go on for a lot longer, or at least long enough that the script writers decide to do a episode on space and get it horribly wrong...
I can already see it now, fire in a vacuum with no O2 supply and the firefighters deciding to take off their protective masks and clothing as they get closer to the magical space fire...I mean it wouldn't even be the most stupid thing in the show thus far...
It's always fun seeing actual emergency workers reacting to shows
Came acros this channel today and it certainly has made it an enjoyable day. Got some great laughs from Your videos.
As someone who actually watches Station 19 this channel is hilarious and I love it
Keep it up! I'm loving this!
Please keep doing these! They're desperately needed!
Watching this from the dispatch side, knowing IC, and the loosest gist of what is going on and what we hear on the tac radio...I can't help but giggle explosively.
These never get old. And I've never been so early
You’d think the writers of these shows would see these by now
You react to rescue shows the way I do anything involving aviation. I love it.
Like Top Gun, where the only thing they get right is that air combat takes place in the sky, and for the Navy occasionally involves homoerotic volleyball.
"We're cutting a hole in the roof" is my new favorite song lol
I love cutting holes in stuff. Only thing better is breaking things.
Very early
After watching: This is amazing, I love these videos.
After being in a confined space which had a small gas leak, having to use respirator equipment to stop us from passing out, if you remove it in an unsafe area you are up for a Darwin’s award.
I recently bought a respirator for insecticide spraying. Instructions state, do not change filters in contaminated area. I wondered who would be smart enough to put on a respirator before entering the room, but then stupid enough to change the filters in the room?
@@MrYfrank14 If people are willing to remove their respirators in a gas leak filled room then honestly I’m not surprised
this stuff is hilarious, wish i could just watch this stuff all day
This is just a part of perfection that makes world a world.
01:44 yes I‘ve been working for years on construction and I can definitely tell that all roofs are made out of thin wood. We never ever use concrete for a level roof.
Since I'm a German firefighter, I have no idea how to vent a roof either but the arguing alone is worth watching it. For the interior attack, thats always the most fun part. I would love to issue these guys two things: Helmets with proper chin straps and some masks with those old school adjustable straps under the firefighting hood. Take this off in a second (if you want to die)...
cut a big hole between the fire and the stuff you want to not be on fire. either big and square, or long and skinny between two roof joists.
joy came vack into my life since i watch your channel. thank you so much.
Not even a firefighter but this is the best Channel on youtube!
Doesn’t the chief call her “cap” but she’s an LT?
_I watch the show_ It's because she's the acting captain of Station 19 and is trying to get the promotion of Captain.
these NEVER get old! hahah keep them coming please :D
Thank you so much for making this. These shows drive me batty
Got here 1 o´clock in the morning and binge watching your content. Gotta say i defnitly don´t regret this decision. pls keep going
I so wish you could be a guest star on that show and do exactly what you’re doing now. You could be a battalion chief or something. I’d watch then, otherwise this show is a joke and honestly it’s dangerous because you know someone is gonna act like these turds.
Jason: "These guys are stupid."
These guys: *from Seattle*
Me: In other news, water is wet
wetter water?
I leave that maniac smile you do after each zinger.
Your sarcasm knows no bounds and I love it
I like how the "Captain" has a Lieutenant helmet.
if this is the episode i think it might be from very early episodes then there is a reason for it, something to do with the two lieutenants alternating every shift who is the captain. I only lasted like 2 and bit episodes before stopping watching in disgust
🎶 “We’re cutting a hoooole in a roof!” 🎶
0:42 Wow he predicted the fire would come back and they would get roasted🔥🔥
The amount of heat this guy throws is much more than any fire could hope for
I don't know why TH-cam is feeding this to me but it pleases my monkey brain. Unless Google has figured out that I'm support staff at a hospital I just don't get this algorithm.
Google knows everything. If you have an android phone. They know every place you go.
@@DarkRaider28 they no everywhere you go on an apple to I own an apple phone it saves all your significant locations hell they probably know what school I’m going to
I died at the first joke of the vid and I just couldn’t stop laughing for the rest of the vid
You are genuinely the funniest guy on TH-cam. You should go into standup comedy. Bravo!
Dude, your videos are hilarious and just wanted to say thanks
It really bothers me that they knew there was an occupant.. but instead of starting veis, they focused on suppression then did there primary search (if you can even call it that). This show runs me the wrong way
It's time we start a "go fund me" page to hire a technical consultant for this show.
They could get more realism by listening to retired firefighters they draw in off the streets with coffee and donuts.
"Here, Carl. Double sugar, half cream, and a bear claw. Now, what in this script is really stupid?"
I seriously wish I had found this channel years ago. It’s gold
I just found these videos, but I've actually learned a lot and they're hilarious. Thanks!
1:20- They held up those chainsaws like they were lightsabers