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I wanna see some more of this Toonz, seeing everyone be calm and act strategically while keeping the normal dumbassery, suprisingly works for awesome content.
Wym it was 100% just cartoon an squirrel
Teaming
An ppl can say they didn't but cartoons never once attacked squirrel unless someone said it
An could have wiped him way b4 rocky got pushed to America 🤔😂
So it was basically a 2v1v1
@@nitrogaming8935 wrong opinion, but ok
@@nitrogaming8935 what? Cartoons helped jihi get control of Europe
I second this
@@nitrogaming8935 it just wouldnt be smart to attack squirrel half the time, if he did he’d just have open spots for attack
I enjoyed every single minute, from Rocky being a power house, to Squirrel rising from ashes, Jihi being the bravest in the match and finally, Toonz sucking with the dice.
Cartoonz and Squirrel : manipulative wolves
Jihi : homesick Frogy
Rocky : Overthinking Sheep
this level of truth should be illegal
For me it's more like:
Squirrel: manipulative fox
Toonz: vindictive bull
Jihi: fair and supportive frog
Rocky: persistent goat
I hope this isn't a one off. Would love to see more board game videos. Just so good to watch and chill out to
Sorry it’s a one off cuz after this the gang straight tore itself apart cause of how salty this game makes people
They should play A Game of Thrones: The Board Game - Digital Edition. Strategy? Check. Betrayal ? Check. Quarrel among friends? Check.
They're all friends they will play more games like this no doubt, some people in the comments act like they are seriously fighting lol I bet we will see similar vids
@@MerkYT. no one is acting that way
@@kameronjones7139 you haven't seen the comments apparently, some ppl act like they are really at each other thts all dude pay attention
Squirrel: has most of the land
Also Squirrel: “Why is everyone attacking me?”
it's not about who has the most land it's who has the most units.
Squirrel had more covered but even after he lost the continent bonus's he was still getting targeted while Cartoonz was comfortably amassing units with no one touching him.
Mostly because Jihi was just being pure chaos and Cartoonz was intentionally pushing all focus onto squirrel.
It was smart on Cartoonz part. Rocky really should have done a hard alliance with Squirrel when that happened to try to put the heat on Toonz. That's really the only hope they had of winning because it just reached a point where he had too many units and even with the "no blitz" rule there was little hope of getting lucky enough to dice roll him to death.
@@metazoxan2 "it's not about who has the most land it's who has the most units.", yes and no. In the board game everyone has a mission (which can be own North- and South America, or capture 24 terratories for example), but they are playing world domination.
@@metazoxan2 the power of turtle outback is far too powerful. although i do think he spread his troops way to thin. i think he should have just put every unit he had every turn into the 1 place that can take the outback and then as soon as he has enough units from staying peaceful to everyone and also growing an army of koala bears he can take all of aisa and then spread his troops into the outback defence and having some troops along asia's borders even if those defences were weak. once you own asia and australia there isnt many things that can take you on because you make so many troops and also have such great defence in turtle-land
Cartoonz and Rocky had most of the land and most of the troops which is actually the main decider if you're attacked by everyone.
@@deadso so metazoxan is still correct
not even 8 minutes in and Squirrel's lack of basic geography is astounding
Lmao i slapped my forehead so hard when he said South America
To be fair, he is American. Most of us (in my experience) aren't very good when it comes to geography, or anything similar. I honestly struggle to correctly identify all 50 states on the map of the US
@@kludd1479 most Americans just don't care about Geography tho, myself as a history nerd can name almost every country besides some of the smaller ones like all of those dang islands
Yeah I don't know any of the spots on tht map Home Slice.. and I don't need to ;) I got my G.E.D and didn't have to learn any BS about a map or what the lil azz shapes on it are. You don't need tht sht in the Real world lets be Real for a second. Use the internet like most of the world does and know where is what. Don't see any importance in it, in my educated opinion.
Well, the game itself is lacking countries. However I do understand since it'll be too big if every country was in game
I find it funny that cartoonz and squirrel have an alliance thru most the beginning, and they still attacked each other lol
Friendship requires the will to stab each other in the back
They attacked each other bc they needed that land to claim the continent, nd they also let each other do that by saying they can take that specific piece of land
They ask squirrel to guess any location:
Squirrel: “Uhhhh I don’t know, South America??” 🤣
"Of all the places that would've fought back and done well, that's not the right island"
*Angry Spitfire noises*
>Laughs in Battle of Hastings
Clearly, they never heard about the British defense during the Blitzkrieg. The UK held out like CHAMPS.
As ex British military I assure you we would deffo fight back and you ain’t taking our “island”
@@mathieushifera135 Battle of Hastings occurred over 1000 years ago lol...
As a nation that held back the combined powers of Western Europe, not just once, but TWICE, I'd have to say that Toonz, this time, doesn't have a goddam clue.
Squirrel forms an alliance with Toonz, Toonz accepts, and they still attack each other. Guess it was tenuous at best lol
That was toonz plan is let cocky squirrel destroying jihi and Rocky off game, so squirrel troop is weak he can take advantage. Rolling blitz kinda risky
They attacked each other bc they needed that land to claim the continent, nd they also let each other do that by saying they can take that specific piece of land
@@Bandz1221 hence why i said it was tenuous, my friend lol
37:09 "Fear not a competent foe... But an incompetent ally."
- Napoleon, the art of War probably
jihi's "Don't be a bitch!!!" is one of my favorite things in this world.
Squirrel’s complete lack of geographical awareness is absolutely hilarious!
No of them know New Zealand either lmao
This went from free for all to 2v1v1 once Jihi decided to go back to squirrel hunting with Toonz lol.
THE FACT THEY CORRECTED SQUIRREL ON GEOGRAPHY THEN IMMEDIATELY WENT ON TO CALL PAPAU NEW GUINEA NEW ZEALAND IS SO INFERIATING LMAOO
its because some places are really easy to remember like the name of your home and then famous places like america, japan, mexico, africa, ect. while other places are kinda obscure like everything in asia that isnt china or japan
oh thats where they got it wrong. in there defence at least they acknowlege new zealand
@@leoneyamada5408 i mean, don't forget north and south korea and vietnam
You misspelling infuriating brings anger as well
@Basically I'm Schlorping cuz its a game and they didnt make it very accurate, just wanted major places i guess 🤷♂️
Squirrel did really well in what turned out to be a 3v1 game.
thats what happens when you own half the planet and get the bonuses making like 10 troops a turn which is easily enough to just isolate from the chaos of the middle east and asia.
toonz also had the chances to make some incredible plays because he owned my favorite place in the whole game. i like to call it turtle island because you only need to sit and wait and place all your troops on 1 piece of land at the border and suddenly they have to wipe out the place that has been building an army the past 12 turns just to tke away the bonus you get for having australia. toonz instead choose early warfare against (emu's) squirrel and spread his troops thin at his border instead of all in 1 place to have a super power above the outback.
rocky also had the chance to get a massive advantage if he moved his troops away from toonz to get into america and take most if not all of 3 continents. its true his defence wouldnt be the best but it would sweep the rug out from under squirrel so hard that he wouldnt have been able to keep his massive lead for so long because he would lose so much troop gaining potential with those 2 places gone.
and then jihi was kinda fucked from the start to finish. with only a small moment of shine in africa that rocky quickly and swiftly kicked her out of without any hesitation
I literally can't get enough of Jihi's cackle 🤣🤣
she sounds like those baby dinosaurs from ice age 😂😂
Cartoonz playing risk with his friends and an almost 3-hour video how could I resist.
Squirrel: I just want to move my troops to Alaska you can have the land.
CaRtOoNz: So, you have chosen death.
I love how Toonz said that it's mathematically impossible to get those kind of rolls. You've apparently never played D&D have you
2:14:22
Rocky: “If I wipe Jihi, I think toonz just infiltrates from the back”
Jihi: “Yeah, that’s what I want”
Me:🤭
Lol "wipe" but yea
Oops typo
Ugh...
This type of game with a video this length is pure gold.
I just started playing risk again a couple days ago. I used to play the board game for hours and hours with my friends when I was a kid
this was the calmest game of risk I've seen.
34:28 Why'd you stutter, Squirrel? 🤔
1:00:39 He rejected that without hesitation lol
8:56,1:07:18,1:48:44,2:10:26 Love, betrayal, forgiveness, & reconciliation (what a session)
I would love to see them play Trapper's Delight next!
That was the shit lmao
an hour into the video
everybody: cartoonz we can ally....
cartoonz: hellbent on recreating the emu wars but with squirrels
Toonz and squirrel breaking alliances was hilarious but was even better by him trying to be alliances with everyone else had me dying lol
The blitz is just a faster way of going through the dice rolling process. The percentages when you do it tell you how likely you will win (i.e. if you have 100 vs 1 troops your chance is 100% but if you’re 1 vs 100 troops your chance is 0%).
Since y’all point it out, it does seem stupid in some aspects... but it is definitely best thing to use when you want to save time.
it can't be straight statistics because at roughly 1:37:40 Jihi attacked with 18 (really 17 because you can't attack with the last troop) on squirrel with 17, and her blitz rated it as a 100% win chance. the defender wins ties so it can't just be RNG dice rolls
In balanced blitz, playing blitz for most attacks is probably the best way to save troops. There were so many occasions in this video where, if they actually used blitz, they could’ve taken the territory or, they could’ve done significantly more damage than they did using the true random rolls
It was major back n forth fighting between toonz and squirrel at the end
I love that Jihi obviously knows geography really well and squirrel just .... Doesn't. Lmao
It is😂😂😂😂
I think Blitz jus prioritizes the higher troop number. If you roll like normal it gives the smaller troops a chance to hold out, but using Blitz eradicates their chances and is an immediate win for the higher number
after watching over half of this video, I think they need to play civilization together, and see the mighty TOONZ Empire span across the map!
Without a doubt
I only ever played risk once, and I only won bc my brothers were trash talking each other so hard, and fighting and taking over each other so often, that they didn't notice how many territories I had until it was far too late. I remember a family friend watching over our shoulders and laughing at them. By the time they realized anything, I was already staring them down with this stupid little smile on my face.
Just remember that the whole group wanting to see Squirrel lose only happened because he broke his alliance with Cartoonz and attacked him without permission. Jihi could have easily been wiped a few times and Rocky was also in trouble a couple of times, but no, everyone just wanted Squirrel to lose.
Squirrel: "I give you permission to use Blitz"
Squirrel 5 second later: "STOP USING BLITZ!"
I have been loving seeing these videos with jihi, rocky and squirrel playing with toonz. Everyone has such great chemistry with each other. Jihi and Rocky going at each other is probably my favorite. So happy she is playing with more games with everyone.
this video was such a wild ride.. rocky being a huge power in the world.. to squirrels betrayal.. jihi down to delete a squirrel and bravely ripping into north america and toonz raging over the "RNG" of the dice...
This was honestly great, sat through the whole thing start to finish and loved it. Would love to see this any time
New Zealand isn't even on this map. I think squirrel pissed off a lot of Aussie and kiwi fans
How to piss off Guineas, Aussies, and Kiwis: call New Guinea, New Zealand
@@bosscus not even new zealand wants to touch new guinea
@@bosscus Wouldn't that be Papua? New guinea is half of it.
@@AbyssWatcher745 Listen, we don’t argue with the risk board. If the risk board says Papua is New Guinea, then by god it is. If the risk board says Moscow is in Ukraine, then by god it is XD
@@bosscus lmfao I just noticed. Fair enough though as an Indonesian it slightly triggers me that it's not just Papua
I really enjoyed watching this. Having a rule saying “No Blitz” would make a second game great. Thanks for the content!
Pretty sure blitz is way more accurate actually, the results seemed much closer to what actual dice would do. Looks like there’s a bad random generator for the regular roles that results in a huge advantage to the defense, blitz just seemed overpowered because they were used to this poor system.
@@guydunn5354 True, but “No Blitz” means a longer video, with more delightful raging.
@@guydunn5354 Blitz follows the same random generator just goes through all rolls at once rather than doing the regular dice being rolled each and everytime
@@guydunn5354 so it's more of an matter of luck
@@bishpwease6914 I know it’s supposed to but it seems much more fair in this video. Winning ties is an advantage but 3 dice vs 2 should also be a major factor, which it didn’t seem to be when they slow roll.
The strategy with the territory cards is you wanna try to use ones that have countries you own. So say you go to trade in three of a kind or one of each, you own Madagascar, Egypt, and Ontario, but your cards have Ontario among the three you're trading in. You will get 2 additional troops on whatever territory is listed on top of the actual trade in bonus. So that's how Cartoons got that sudden 3 in East Australia.
It always gets awkward when one person gets tilted and starts guilting people into making moves they didn't want to make. Lmao!
"Of all the places they wouldn't have fought back" when Britain owned almost every part of the world
Yeah that was a really baffling comment. Guess their history is as their geography.
almost 😂👏 they were op back then
Toonz watching you redeem the 10 instead of the 12 hurt me on a personal lvl
Edit: another thing that hurts me is they don't know what blitzing actually does on here maybe they'll learn but I doubt it since it doesn't actually say all it does
The biggest difference with this version and the bord game is that controlling the world isn't the only way to win. In the bord game you could be the least powerfull but just accomplish your goal and still win. That way the game becomes less 1 sided once someone gets to many troops. It'd be fun to see that in the video game.
It was soo annoying that nobody took europe a lot sooner, practically every one of them had a very easy chance and it's the second highest bonus in the game
Has squirrel never once looked at a world map at any point in his life? Not even in school? How does someone not know where Australia or Brazil is???
Why would he care when he lives in Canada and doesn’t travel to other countries
FINALLY! Someone posts a full damn session of Risk!
This is so frustrating to watch on so many levels but I can't stop
I can't put into words how hilarious Jihi's bird laugh is
50:33 Did squirrel realize that literally the only person who posed any threat to Squirrelian Alaska was Cartoonz?
When Jihi timed her attack with her adorable “fuck you” I just chuckled
Would live to see even more board games on the channel!
Especially with this combination of people!
This is the third content creator group that i watched play this game in the last month, which i am very happy about.
Yall really underestimated just how strong Blitz is. It allows you to just stomp through territory like it's nothing if you have alot of troops in one place, and if the enemy has anything less than 75% of the number of troops you have while attacking, you win with 100% chance.
So nerve wracking watching Toonz wasting 8 points worth of troops for so long...
Just the opening Scene has me rolling seeing 3 US and one other country 🤣
This is so much fun! Hope they play it more :(
This was so much fun!! I really hope this becomes a regular thing - long videos of board games! Everybody was so funny, but Jihi's manic laughter was a personal highlight!
The sheer joy I see that it’s 3 hours
I was fully expecting Toonz to backstab squirrel immediately after making the second alliance just to rub revenge in the rodent's face
Also Cartoonz one of the settings on this game for dice was “balanced blitz”, which kinda fucks with the rolls. I always play on “true random” cuz then you’re always getting random rolls and it doesnt take into account troop number or anything like that
Blitz removes the extreme luck. But in Risk the advantage is with the attacker assuming they always use 4 or more troops. The attacker rolls 3 and defense 2 and the attack has a slight advantage. For 100 rolls, attacker average losses is 92 and defenders lose 108.
I love this! More long friend game videos.
Would definitely love to see more of this! RISK is my favorite board game so getting to watch you guys play is awesome!
Always love these kind of games, reminds me of Iron Triangle for ps2. Excited for this video, thank you!
Cartoons loses a single 1 country that he gets back the next turn so squirrel can reconnect his troops and goes mental.
Now me and my friends won’t fight about who’s right about the rules for twenty minutes :D
You want to keep all your soldiers together fortified behind 2 and 3 owned plots
This was extremely stressful to watch haha, although very entertaining.
Squirrel is so lucky that Jihi didn’t notice that her territory in northern Asia connects to Alaska because if she did Squirrel would’ve been fucked.
I’d like to see y’all play this more. Hopefully within time, they will understand the game better (as a bit of an experienced player, and younger than possibly all 4 of these people, I kept thinking to myself so much about what plays were good to do; though generally I think it was quite tough to do anything since all of them were in a big stalemate for about an hour or so, with everyone just turtling in fear that they’d get backstabbed).
Ok I'm much more of an axis and allied player but imo once he took Australian continent and Siam he should've just pushed up into Asia instantly. He had all the turns in the world and even tho it worked out in the end he could've ended it a lot quicker there
@@MOBOBBA2166 1 word *C O N T E N T*
Jihi: I WANT CHAOS!! ATTACK ME, DESTROY THE TRUCE THAT WE MADE SO TOONZ CAN KILL YOU ALL
Love this video dude you should keep playing this game
Imagine a modern mode in this game where they can just send ships and planes from anywhere to wherever they want and just bomb people. That would be a clusterfuck and way less methodical than how it is now
This was legit one of the most entertaining vids I’ve seen in a long ass time, Would love more if you enjoyed it.
The whole middle of the video is jihi and rocky working for toonz😂
I can not believe I watched the entire thing. it was worth it tho, I was never bored watching it. Love your content toonz. Squirrel was entertaining.
1:07:09 this has to be my favorite moment of the entire session. Just Toonz willing to risk everything he has to make sure Squirrel doesn’t win is amazing 😂
I have played this game for years I know the map inside out and know where to attack and everything and I have never lost to my friends
Jihi’s laugh makes my day
Kinda sad how long it took him to realize he didn't really have control of Australia. It killed me every turn.
Normally I skip watching long TH-cam videos. I didn't look at how long this was before I clicked on it. This was a great change of pace for me. It was a great video to sit back and relax too. One I could have playing in the background while doing other stuff, and still know what's going on.
I love you toonz but watching you play this was a little frustrating because i love this game and I want you to win but you kept making bad moves I know you were new and didn’t understand blitz but I love your content so much and seeing you get frustrated made it all worse I just needed to say this or else I felt like I was gonna die all the same I still love you and your content I wish you all the best and will always believe in you
Watched the entire thing without realizing the length. No regrets.
More please?
This was the most passive game of risk ever conceived
watching yall play this was enraging yet still entertaining. there were so many idiotic each of you made.
not really for toonz. he did a actual great strat in just minding his own business in australia and pointing fingers on the other side of the globe so people spend troops trying to get there instead of to him. by the time it took everyone to take america it would be hard to move all the troops to get to him and then even harder to beat that brick wall that is turtle island. i do think he shouldnt have spread his troops out as much as he did but it worked out in his favor in the sense it took longer for people to realise just how much firepower he has at his fingertips. also playing defence is just way more powerful then any offence because you need to be SERIOUSLY outnumbered to get anything. the dice rolls are so bs for attacking and defending is way more easy then it should be. so you just need to make the outback your home away from home with 30 units on the 1 place that can sail there and watch as everyone else struggles to fight that 30. its even better because you cant surround the outback like they can with america. america is harder to defend because you need to be placing a bunch of troops in 3 locations compared to outbacks 1 location. also the outback doing the turtle strat means that you get a LOT of units facing asia that gives the most troops of anywhere else in the world. so when you do feel like you need to spread out you can take all of asia and then point to europe or america next since both places are also pretty ok with increasing your troops per turn
@@leoneyamada5408 even toonz messed up a ton with utilizing him troops and fortifying effectively
@@poiuyzq true but for the most part he was doing really well for himself. because whenever you get australia you pretty much instantly win no matter what happens. eventually you will always get enough troops to outnumber everyone else. because while everyone is fighting among themselves you are building an army to conquer the world
Damn squirrel a lone sailor there... respect
Honestly, this game shows why RTS died out as a genre.
Battles can drag out and loop. The only winning play is to eliminate the opposition while they're still weak.
Fortunately, we have Toonz, Jihi, Squirrel, and Rocky making things fun.
Not gonna lie toonz I haven't watched a single one of your videos for about 8 months, and this is what brought me back. I will gladly watch you play 4 hours of this game strait. This was incredibly entertaining. Thank you
I think Cartoonz was doing a bit when he was "getting mad" at Squirrel for attacking him but then when he lost what should have been an easy fight is when he really started getting tilted forreal lol I kind of feel bad for Squirrel because Jihi saw Cartoonz was really getting tilted and started teaming up on Squirrel. btw, not saying they hate each other or anything. I'm just saying I feel a little bad about it in the moment lol I know it's just a game
That's like a lil brother to toonz.. he rages hard on him cuz he can take it mostly. Kyle may get sensative
Jihi sacrificing herself for her boss is the most wholesome but yet sus thing ever.
How is it sus you f****** coconut and that mean is so last year
one hour in and i cant stop yelling at the screen...
pull the 2 troops out of australia and pull the 9 troops out of siam you dont need them there... ffs...
it has to be one of the firs ttimes that i see CaRtooNz and Squirrel play a game that i played several times before and not the other way around. I bought most of the games that i have based on the games they played in the past (UNO, Ben and Ed bloody party, Pummel party, Tricky towers, triva tricks, battleship, worms WMD, move or die, TABS,...) So it's cool to see them play a game that i already have and also one of my childhood's favorite board game.
Y'all are terrible at this game...loved ever minute of it
I had been watching for 2 hours before i even realized it. Really entertaining. The rules are a bit different than how we play at home however.
The mayor differences:
1. You can choose to forfeit a turn in exchange for units (based on the amount of territory you occupy). You don't get units every turn.
2. When attacking, you can only attack from 1 territory per turn but can attack as many adjacent territories as you want.
3. At the start of the game, every player blindly draws a goal. A goal can be "defeat all red units" or "completely occupy North America and Africa" for example. This way players won't just turtle all game.
4. You can retreat to any adjacent territory you own when you're being attacked and outnumbered.
31:35 this absolutely hurt my soul, mans has a +2 bonus to the land he's about to reinforce anyway and uses his other card, costing himself 2 extra troops -_-
Love that Jihi uses Cartoonz hatred for Squirrel.