Agreed. I once wore some girl shorts and the pockets are like half the depth of my normal shorts pockets despite the actual clothes being the same size. I don't get why. It doesn't even look all that different.
"You're a really good listener, has anyone told you that?" Listener: dude that's literally my name, and I listen to people speak for a living. "No?" Listener: CURSE MY INABILITY TO SPEAK!
I feel you on the pockets thing. Seriously, why do women's pants not have pockets? Are big jeans and big purse in cahoots or something? Forget all the other conspiracy theories, this is the one to go in on.
this concept feels like that episode of Animaniacs where the Animaniacs accidentally wandered into hell and they annoyed Satan so much that he kicked them up to heaven
"Something about her terrified expression when we first met....it flutters my nonexistent heart. Even now, she's still cute somehow. I'm surprised she is no longer scared of me however. I guess humans really do adapt quickly. Maybe she'd still be weary if I could do more than just stand over her ominously. Ah well."
The part about pants is soo true 🤣 I work in the IT and one day I visited my family in Poland. I was at a store in Poland called Biedronka and I found there some pants. One for woman with small pockets that could only hold a pocket watch or foldable car key and around the corner there was some "do it yourself" compartment with some tools and one big basket full with pants. I bought two of them, one in bright-brown and one dark-green color and bruh, after I tested them, I immediately drove again to that store and bought 10 of them. They have 7 pockets, one of them has a zipper and the best thing is that the capacity is just so great. I put my 1gen Switch, Switch OLED into them and they didn't stick out at all. I started loading them as much as possible and I fitted 1xswitch 1gen, keychain with 8 keys, small coke can, 1 Valve Steam-Deck, my wallet, wireless charging pad, 5 SSD's, 4meters long LAN Cable and in my "ass pockets" I was able to fit one 10tb desktop hard drive in each pocket 🤣 Ever since I tested the capacity, I started to wear them to work. I can carry my iFixit toolkit there, some cables, flash drives with different OS's and some other stuff that I needed to do my work. It's just so great and the best thing is that it's barely noticeable that I have anything in the pockets and I got rid off the bag that I used for all that stuff that I'm now carrying in my plants 🤣
@@FakeASMR PARKSIDE and the brighter ones are from Ardon. They seem to also distribute some workers pants with even bigger pocket(s) but unfortunately I don't think that a mix of blue and black or blue with corners of the pockets being bright green are suitable for casual wearing unless you're working at some construction company or as a car mechanic 😅 I didn't paid too much for each of them. One was like 12.80usd and another one was like 17.31usd (worth in polish złotych). The only differences are the colors and how you can secure it them if they're too big. Cheaper one has holders for belt and the more expensive one has a rope (in matching color) integrated into them
@@FakeASMR np. If you want some pants for summer days, get ones from the brand me°ru` They have a two zippers where one uncovers your leg in the middle and the second one uncovers the middle part of your leg between the ankle and the knee. In both cases it doesn't matter which part you remove, you still get access to the 5th and the 6th pocket.
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"It was time for listener to go, he had heard everything"
Oh no
As a guy, fake pockets is one of those things I've always found perplexing
what do you mean?
@@huntersmith1943 pockets on women's clothing only being there for looks and not there for holding things
Agreed. I once wore some girl shorts and the pockets are like half the depth of my normal shorts pockets despite the actual clothes being the same size. I don't get why. It doesn't even look all that different.
@@xaphan_fallen_angelthe small pockets thing is to make your @$$ look big. If the pockets look small the butt looks big by comparison.
Just let ladies have pockets!
Just use a pistol case!
This sort of gender inequality shall not stand. Anyone who dares deny women their right to functional pockets will have a reckoning to face.
"You're a really good listener, has anyone told you that?"
Listener: dude that's literally my name, and I listen to people speak for a living.
"No?"
Listener: CURSE MY INABILITY TO SPEAK!
DAMNIT!
THIS CURSE IS UNBEARABLE
Little advice: sleep paralysis is mostly caused by not getting enough sleep
Why would you tell me that
Really? Interesting.
I literally sleep in a closet sleep paralysis doesn't work on me. Because I don't get it. Funny because I have bad sleep.
Yeah it is
I wonder why i never had sleep paralysis then
I feel you on the pockets thing. Seriously, why do women's pants not have pockets? Are big jeans and big purse in cahoots or something? Forget all the other conspiracy theories, this is the one to go in on.
no they do sometime have those small pockets that nothing can fit in which i say is more annoying then no pockets
“Shadow it’s me THE DEVIL”
this concept feels like that episode of Animaniacs where the Animaniacs accidentally wandered into hell and they annoyed Satan so much that he kicked them up to heaven
"Something about her terrified expression when we first met....it flutters my nonexistent heart. Even now, she's still cute somehow. I'm surprised she is no longer scared of me however. I guess humans really do adapt quickly. Maybe she'd still be weary if I could do more than just stand over her ominously. Ah well."
The part about pants is soo true 🤣
I work in the IT and one day I visited my family in Poland. I was at a store in Poland called Biedronka and I found there some pants. One for woman with small pockets that could only hold a pocket watch or foldable car key and around the corner there was some "do it yourself" compartment with some tools and one big basket full with pants. I bought two of them, one in bright-brown and one dark-green color and bruh, after I tested them, I immediately drove again to that store and bought 10 of them.
They have 7 pockets, one of them has a zipper and the best thing is that the capacity is just so great.
I put my 1gen Switch, Switch OLED into them and they didn't stick out at all. I started loading them as much as possible and I fitted 1xswitch 1gen, keychain with 8 keys, small coke can, 1 Valve Steam-Deck, my wallet, wireless charging pad, 5 SSD's, 4meters long LAN Cable and in my "ass pockets" I was able to fit one 10tb desktop hard drive in each pocket 🤣
Ever since I tested the capacity, I started to wear them to work. I can carry my iFixit toolkit there, some cables, flash drives with different OS's and some other stuff that I needed to do my work.
It's just so great and the best thing is that it's barely noticeable that I have anything in the pockets and I got rid off the bag that I used for all that stuff that I'm now carrying in my plants 🤣
that's fn sick, you got the brand name for those pants?
@@FakeASMR PARKSIDE and the brighter ones are from Ardon.
They seem to also distribute some workers pants with even bigger pocket(s) but unfortunately I don't think that a mix of blue and black or blue with corners of the pockets being bright green are suitable for casual wearing unless you're working at some construction company or as a car mechanic 😅
I didn't paid too much for each of them. One was like 12.80usd and another one was like 17.31usd (worth in polish złotych). The only differences are the colors and how you can secure it them if they're too big. Cheaper one has holders for belt and the more expensive one has a rope (in matching color) integrated into them
@@elsombero1747 sweet, thanks dude
@@FakeASMR np.
If you want some pants for summer days, get ones from the brand
me°ru`
They have a two zippers where one uncovers your leg in the middle and the second one uncovers the middle part of your leg between the ankle and the knee. In both cases it doesn't matter which part you remove, you still get access to the 5th and the 6th pocket.
"And deep pockets too."
There's a reason I can hold a gaming PC in my left pocket. Right pocket phone. Left pocket whole house.
I feel like women's pants don't have pockets to force them to buy purses and hand bags
I can't believe the pockets were fake.
"mY sO cAlLeD sLeEp PaRaLySiS dEmOn"
I'm trying my best here, OK?!
"Sup baby girl its ya boi"
"WHO DAFUQ SHITS ON THE WAAALLS HAHAHAHA XD"
From the videos of yours I've watched I love the comments at the end. They're always so funny.
Pocket equality now!
This is one hell of a concept haha
My sleep paralysis demon and me were as close as friends can be
Yeah! Borgor and borgor's sleep paralysis demon became best friends because of our love for oreos
Yeah me and Greg are good buddies (totally not the other way around where I scare the shit out of him due to being sleep deprived for most of my life)
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Sounds good to me.
I'd love more of this
I- would like pockets… that’d be great.
Love it great job on the video
im starting to wonder where do you find these ideas, cant say i didnt enjoied it tho
Fantastic video fake 🐱
The real demon is the person who made those pants
One thing I only found out recently is that you women are hiding snacks and gum in your handbags.
Please say "This is Snake, do you read me Otacon?"
imagine not being able to fit an entire nursing home in your pocket...
Smh couldn't be me
Real
jeez i'm starting to wonder if i'm the sleep paralysis demon, or if its the jean manufacturers
You're very cute!
Part2 ❤❤❤❤❤
Hey Fake, have you considered a script where you're a D&D Warlock Patron?
My sleep paralysis demon just looks like the video of the ghost
Comment for the algorithm
Who the hell even invented fake pockets in pants
How tf did this end up in my recommended
Why people always put ads at the end of the video i was boutta sleep lmao
hello there
in this YT channel even pockets in pants are Fake 🤣
That's a real issue but I assume you know that