Your Best Friend Takes Care Of You When You're Sick (ASMR Roleplay)[Half-Demon Listener] Part 3[F4A]

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  • Part 1: • Classmate Accidentally...
    Part 2: • Your New Friend Summon...
    Image: picrew.me/imag...
    Merch: teespring.com/...
    Commission Info: fakeasmr.tumbl...
    Script: Commissioned by Brandon Porter
    Listener: Neutral
    Imagine messing up soup smh couldn't be me

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  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "UGH, all I did was sneeze and then someone just HAD to say 'bless you', next thing you know, I feel like I'm sizzling from the inside out."

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "(Sneeze)"
      "Bless you"
      " *OOOOOOOAAAAAAA- (Goes to the shadow realm) "*

    • @michaelward6592
      @michaelward6592 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@denyhaguilar679 pretty accurate for us its annoying, i myself am a half demon

  • @forgettablename8739
    @forgettablename8739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The moment she said "but what if..." my head shot up from my pillow. I've heard steamed hams do wonders for an ill demon.

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (Listening)
      "But what if..."
      *(EYES GLOW)*

    • @BarneyFromBlackMesa
      @BarneyFromBlackMesa ปีที่แล้ว +5

      " _talking_ "
      I sleep.
      "But what if..."
      *REAL SHIT*

  • @AustinJASMR
    @AustinJASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Here's your mouth-watering soup!"
    "The steamed soup?"
    "Yes, old family recipe."
    "Yeah, and you call it 'steamed' despite the fact it's obviously been boiled?"
    Ngl, that was kinda funny how the plot convenient noodle shop just showed up in the middle of the rambling.

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I’m really happy this is a longer one. I hope we get more 12-15 minute audios or even longer.
    Also, *S T E A M E D H A M S*

  • @chuchupow
    @chuchupow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Me: "Could you do something for me since you won't let me leave?"
    Fake: "Sure, what is it?"
    Me: "Could you..."
    Fake: "Could I what?"
    Me: "Tell my mother..."
    Fake: "Tell your mother what?"
    Me: "To get up..."
    Fake: "Why would I tell her to get up?"
    Me: "Cause I'm coming down with the sickne-" (gets pillow'd to death)

    • @brandonporter2321
      @brandonporter2321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      12:12 "An engraving at the bottom of the bowl reading property of *Villa Rosa Sasazuka* noodle shop?"
      Hmmm. What an odd name for an oddly placed reference. ;)

    • @chuchupow
      @chuchupow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brandonporter2321 YOU DID NOT. We are best friends now. I am so mad it didn't immediately click in my head

    • @brandonporter2321
      @brandonporter2321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chuchupow 😉😂

    • @chuchupow
      @chuchupow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brandonporter2321 You absolute madlad, steamed hams was a diversion this entire time

    • @Hoods961
      @Hoods961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get up, come on get down with the sickness!

  • @tjtharp603
    @tjtharp603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "It can't be that hard. Don't they do this in anime or something?" 😆 Hilariously funny

  • @itsumikoroko
    @itsumikoroko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    imagine having your phone not on silent couldn't be me smh
    THE FUCQUING STEAMED HAMS REFERENCE

  • @alexread26
    @alexread26 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Oh look a plot convenient noodle shop just down the street from me” Lmao I loved that line

  • @sera_lavender8444
    @sera_lavender8444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ah yes, the good ol' plot convenient noodle shop, my favorite. couldn't stop smiling for the steamed hams reference lol

  • @capybaradelivery
    @capybaradelivery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Damn, she wasn't lying. I DID get the reference despite the bad cadence!

  • @vankisha
    @vankisha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At around 8:40 I was thinking of leaving a Steamed Hams joke in the comment. I physically recoiled when just seconds later Fake started doing the reference herself.

  • @multirole4137
    @multirole4137 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    AFTER THE STEAMED HAMS REFERENCE. I LEGIT EXPECT AURORA BOREALIS TO HAPPEN AT THE END 🤣🤣🤣

  • @poseidon4g
    @poseidon4g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Totally not me thinking DM meant Dungeon Master and not direct message: *Sad D&D noises*

  • @GAMINGDEVlL
    @GAMINGDEVlL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Another one
    Also you’re thinking of the elders bling game

  • @DrDunsparce
    @DrDunsparce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good timing, I have really bad allergies rn!
    God I hate Spring.

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is that a demon summoning? In this time of year, in this part of the world, localized entirely withing your kitchen?!

  • @AlecHutson-op8dn
    @AlecHutson-op8dn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anything with a steamed hams reference is automatically great

  • @Wingding1293
    @Wingding1293 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A steamed hams reference and a possible Scp-348 reference. 11/10 video

  • @thesandguardianofthesand
    @thesandguardianofthesand 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:19, you cheeky little steamed hams enjoyer.

  • @GoodGirlLuna3
    @GoodGirlLuna3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rather delightfully devilish, Fake. I like it.

  • @lowgun5181
    @lowgun5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    a sick half demon at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely on your bed?

    • @palagolin8297
      @palagolin8297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes?

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      May I see it?

    • @palagolin8297
      @palagolin8297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scarymeunster9095 👀... No.

    • @omegamakoto9519
      @omegamakoto9519 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@palagolin8297 the stove is on fire!!!!!
      (Elemental stove top)

    • @palagolin8297
      @palagolin8297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omegamakoto9519 No... that's steam.

  • @Au79Bricks
    @Au79Bricks ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn’t expect the steamed hams bit

  • @misterabcnew2888
    @misterabcnew2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had to leave mid vid last time and finally got back to it and it's amazing I love this series and your voice so much ^^
    "Before you can even be summoned somewhere"
    Us: *gone cause we got summoned.*
    "A plot convenient noodle shop. WHAT AM I GONNA DO!"
    🤣🤣
    "A note that said get well soon from Mom and Dad."
    Al cares about his son yay

  • @garrettschienschang4399
    @garrettschienschang4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1/2 demon “let’s play some video games.”
    Fake “ok do you have any preference?”
    1/2 demon “no you chose.”
    Fake “how about doom eternal?”
    1/2 demon *packs up and leaves*
    Fake “laughs”

    • @bridofdeath3628
      @bridofdeath3628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Returns with doom slayer

    • @therosehuntress
      @therosehuntress ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bridofdeath3628 Fake: Why Do I Hear Boss Music

    • @sharksam8583
      @sharksam8583 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since it's basically confirmed that Alistair is this characters dad. I can pictured in playing doom eternal and saying something like is this what the exterminators feel like Every year. Because this is awesome

  • @Vacuumbead
    @Vacuumbead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Delightfully devilish Fake

  • @Bondy333
    @Bondy333 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The moment you hear the words "but what if..." You know what comes next...

  • @brainydragonva
    @brainydragonva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh, barnacles."
    Spongebob?

  • @GregPrice-ep2dk
    @GregPrice-ep2dk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Ok, look! a plot-convenient noodle shop..." That sound we hear is our bestie breaking that pesky fourth wall...

  • @Juany1985
    @Juany1985 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how her knee jerk curse word is barnacles! 😂
    Thanks for the lols fake

  • @StinkerTheFirst
    @StinkerTheFirst 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You knew that your best friend's mom was a chef, so you walked right into that one.
    I had to look up "Villa Rosa Sasazuka", and it surprised, because I wasn't expecting a "radio demon" to find a spouse over there.

    • @sharksam8583
      @sharksam8583 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe Al is just in to Asian women.

  • @Jacamatic
    @Jacamatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm listening to this while currently being sick

  • @Fantasy_Nerd
    @Fantasy_Nerd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Human: *mentions other girl*
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me:
    My jealousy:
    📈📈📈📈

  • @BladeandBounty
    @BladeandBounty ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny story I once got to stay home from school because I honestly did feel, but not enough to warrant staying home, but my mother put the thermometer in my mouth right after I took a bite from a hot poptart.

  • @stoshswede7125
    @stoshswede7125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fake, you have truly outdone yourself. This is perfection

  • @luqmanulhaqim05
    @luqmanulhaqim05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Huh... Exactly when i started to catch a fever. Anyways, good audio as always!! Thanks for the audio!

  • @mirage809
    @mirage809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh this series is back?! Nice!
    Getting summoned must be awkward as hell. You just kinda get pulled out of whatever you were doing.

  • @brainydragonva
    @brainydragonva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad too has excellent skills in making food.
    His ingredients are money, and a trip to McDonalds.

    • @giovannigodinezochoa5789
      @giovannigodinezochoa5789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Burguer King>McDorknalds

    • @brainydragonva
      @brainydragonva 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giovannigodinezochoa5789 But Wendy's above all. Those Frosties are superb.

  • @sharksam8583
    @sharksam8583 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It would be funny if in another part our friend gets cult of the lamb. And the listener's character is just like, Oh yeah, this is the game where I play as my dad. Because Allister basically right after manifesting in Hell, Just kills a bunch of the Overlords that were there. At the time.

    • @Tabbyandthecrew
      @Tabbyandthecrew ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL YESSSS!!

    • @sharksam8583
      @sharksam8583 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tabbyandthecrew Another thing I could picture is. fake visits our characters house with our character being like sorry about the mess. Just get m Me the book. The one labeled helpers. Grimore. It's In one of the compartments under the kitchen sink. With fake just looking through some of the pages being. like I've heard none of these names in any of the demonology things I've used for research to. try and summon demons To do my homework
      With our character simply explaining That all the names in the book are the names Of their dad's underlings. And says You know the whole deal with the Devil Trope. Demonic or
      supernatural entity offers you a contract Where they basically give you something you want, but. In exchange, you are eternally Damned or have to serve them or something like that. That's basically what my dad does. I can do it too, but I don't really do it that often And when I do it, it's usually with influential people.
      And then after that conversation, he just summons nifty. And introduces them to fake being like this little gal is a nifty. And Just hands her a bunch of cleaning supplies. Let her do her thing. And then fake is just like you make. you make fun of me for Trying to summon a demon to do my homework. Yet you and your mom. Something to demon to clean your house. And probably also your restaurant With our character responding.
      The demons I summon are My dad's underlings so I can basically get them to do whatever I want with no negative consequences. Such as my soul being taken being tormented for all of eternity, and probably a few other things I can't think of right now.

    • @sharksam8583
      @sharksam8583 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Tabbyandthecrew I'm just picturing both fake and this child of Alistair character. Dying and getting in the hell. The child of Alistair getting adjusted. to their new body in a week. and basically becoming fully acclimated in about a month and is already scheming to take over Vox's holdings. Because they happen to gain the right power set for it Thanks to the first few soul deals they made And first few minions they acquired, Presumably using the pyrokinesis, he retained from when he was alive and to some help from his old man to secure the first few soul deals. I picture he would lean even more into the manipulator and schemer side because. unlike his old man, he isn't leashed to any one and therefore doesn't have a bunch of power to just brute force his way into what he wants right out the gate. So due to various circumstances, he believes that acquiring vox is holdings would be a very good initial stomping ground for him.
      Well, in Fake's case It takes her Much longer to adjust fully to being in Hell. probably a year or two and they don't even have some sort of grand plan to become an overlord or anything. Because they're basically Just barely scraping by.

  • @Sinical466
    @Sinical466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the steamed hams reference.

  • @louisstokes1498
    @louisstokes1498 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This reminds me of a certain Simpsons meme
    Of course we would know our mother's cooking and the bowl it would be in

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hyped. Cheers

  • @Skipmunk85
    @Skipmunk85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    just as I was getting obsessed with steamed hams jokes again

  • @Strawb_milk5
    @Strawb_milk5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elders ring was far funnier to me than it should have been

    • @robrib2682
      @robrib2682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You feed your horse dried prunes in that one

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hope this story continues 😸

  • @bluefirewolf1991
    @bluefirewolf1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nice soup shame it wasn't made by u I saw u at da shop😏😆

  • @MrWanapon
    @MrWanapon ปีที่แล้ว

    Steamed hams references Lol

  • @spidermate5940
    @spidermate5940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oh look a plot convenient noodle shop”

  • @bloodytears7539
    @bloodytears7539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a crazy ASMR plot

  • @I-will-become-back-my-money
    @I-will-become-back-my-money 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im gonna go listen to steamed hams inc

  • @capriciouscat6679
    @capriciouscat6679 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wow I actually got sick today, what timing

  • @MrUnironicEnthusiasm
    @MrUnironicEnthusiasm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Help! Heeeeelp!"
    - Fake's mom

  • @JETBLACKCORD
    @JETBLACKCORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lovely part 3 fake

  • @omegamakoto9519
    @omegamakoto9519 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen

  • @DustyD-e6l
    @DustyD-e6l หลายเดือนก่อน

    Steamed hams but it's ASMR.

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello there

  • @bloodeagle1904
    @bloodeagle1904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ... I genuinely had to stop and look up @9:00 no spoilers but well played 😏

  • @Siddingsby
    @Siddingsby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, Fake, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good soup.

  • @walkinginferno3896
    @walkinginferno3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think you should do one that where we go into our demon form

  • @mortman7926
    @mortman7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh no! my soup is ruined! I knew then and there.

  • @bill6
    @bill6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Part 3 lesgoooooo‼️

  • @sethghost5938
    @sethghost5938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You actually did that

  • @blankspotato7848
    @blankspotato7848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy shit Steamed Hams

  • @thordenthor88
    @thordenthor88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How the f*** do you burn soup?
    Fake I need answers!

    • @robrib2682
      @robrib2682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only see one answer, it was soup concentrate that you're supposed to add a bunch of water to and she forgot to add the water

  • @agent_red108
    @agent_red108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    will you make more?

  • @ciliary_deathband
    @ciliary_deathband 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew that Simpsons line was coming I started screaming it before it came along 😂 I know a reference when it's coming.

  • @poke1236
    @poke1236 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Barnacles" lol

  • @agent_red108
    @agent_red108 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will there be a part 4?

  • @requiemdragon8620
    @requiemdragon8620 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm the 1,000th like. That's pretty cool

  • @SladeTheHedgehog
    @SladeTheHedgehog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elden Ring, a game that makes you wanna punch a wall.
    Yet, is fun to play

    • @kabbakam
      @kabbakam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      an easy game

  • @chillofdestiny5990
    @chillofdestiny5990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Why is there smoke coming out of that pot Fake?” (Probably Not Supertendant Chalmers)

  • @11SimonS11
    @11SimonS11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aurora borealis?!

  • @dodonixx953
    @dodonixx953 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her: i would assume your demon half would conteract diseases
    Me, who decided to improve so lore/headcanon: actually, since demons cant be touched by disease, my demon half doesn't have an immune system. So i get sick much, much more often, especially when i was a kid. I was always sick when i was little...

  • @Poltato222
    @Poltato222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elden scrolls

  • @joshuahoener2603
    @joshuahoener2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mmm steamed hams

  • @crabmaster1969
    @crabmaster1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did fake know I just got a cold

    • @crabmaster1969
      @crabmaster1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But great job fake look forward to the next one

  • @OrionNova32
    @OrionNova32 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect timing considering I caught covid today👍

  • @bluefirewolf1991
    @bluefirewolf1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    part 4?

  • @box_king6317
    @box_king6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    StEaMeD HaMs

  • @dusk-n-stars
    @dusk-n-stars 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    steamed hams?

  • @jessereyleigh6609
    @jessereyleigh6609 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pov: me who's actually sick rn

  • @HyperBlast9000
    @HyperBlast9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will there be more to this?

  • @sebastiantorres6915
    @sebastiantorres6915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does she plan to play Elden Ring on a Nintendo Switch

  • @RadiantMantra
    @RadiantMantra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No fucking way...

  • @misterabcnew2888
    @misterabcnew2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fake fyi you accidentally put the same link both to part 1 so you might wanna change it

  • @spoon678
    @spoon678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’m just painfully ordinary” bitch I am 5,8 ,half blind without my glasses and a rock has better socializing skills than me

  • @dodonixx953
    @dodonixx953 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her: 14:21
    Me: or try to kill me in the name of God...

  • @spidergalva
    @spidergalva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spring sucks

  • @reddino2567
    @reddino2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ..