For those who care, I got mine edited faster but ant did it first for sure. Ant also did it faster than i did by TWO HOURS. Give this man all the props he deserves
4:28 if link lowers a wooden shield that's been hit with arrows he will collect the arrow and since this is his first arrow in the game it shows the item message
@@RandoPassingBy i tried it on my own the majora's mask cannot make chuchu passive to us i have the dlc i put in on and the chuchu attack tried it if you don't believe me you can tried on your own
Reads title: This won’t be so bad. Being at a full jog the whole time will cut down on some precision but with practice he can do it. Gameplay starts: oh no...
Ant: "Whoa look at this! Link is only barely standing on this ledge with just his toes! That's crazy" Also Ant: *launches himself across Hyrule with bombs at the speed of light, doesn't die* Ant: This is normal
4:28 For people unaware how he picked up the arrow is the following: The enemy shot an arrow, it got stuck on Ant's shield, When Ant did a jump attack he put his shield away and then it automatically collected the arrow.
wow it sure would be cool if i could watch smallant1 stream botw in like 30 mins on twitch.tv/smallant1 that would be so neat if that was something i could do
Wow what a cool and wacky idea! If only there was some way I could watch smallant1 stream botw on twitch.tv/smallant1 it’s such a shame there’s nothing we can do about it.
Ironically, I'm pretty sure jumping everywhere would burn more calories and build more muscle than walking. In your effort to create thicc link, you've only created ripped link!
XD I saw the PointCrow video in my recommended and was like "OK, how long until we get the Smallant video?" So happy to see I wasn't disappointed. Also, Smallant, if you read this - there's a lot of people who are completely on your side with the Minimum Captures removal, and many more people think the moderator's decision was outrageous. We're rooting for you, and for Minimum captures - hang in there!
@@arowace498 www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/fbo5wj/mario_odyssey_mods_delete_the_most_popular/ You can find the information here, but the short version is that Minimum Captures was removed from the official speedrun leaderboards with no real reason for doing so. The long version is worse - I'd advise you check out the link if interested.
Dude what in the fuck. This bullshit is literally one of the most retarded things in fucking youtube history. I read the article on reddit (Thanks for the info Aurelius) and it fucking retarded as hell. Smallant i completely support you and I adore your min cap speedruns and I think you should continue and just fuck the mods. They are man hoes and sluts.
Always love the video. Especially the perfect yeet. Chunky runky hit the wall upside down, completely flat with his face looking towards the camera. Couldn’t have been better, like it was straight out of a cartoon.
The perfection of Chunky Runky's yeeting cannot be understated. The thump of the slap, the arc of his flight, the visible slide down the back wall. Perfection.
I thought it was “but link can’t talk” and I just thought “but he doesn’t-oh you mean like you can’t engage in dialogue?” Then I realized how dumb I am
That'd be an interesting run as well. Don't interact with any characters, including those implied that you're speaking to, such as shopkeepers, the horse stable guy, anyone you reply yes/no/etc. to, characters that ask Link's name and then acknowledge him answering it, the goddess statues that give you hearts and stamina, etc.
@@TheGoldenDunsparce Don't think it would be that interesting tbh, you'd have to make an exception for the old man to get off the plateau and then you just can't do any quests and shrines are worthless unless there's good equipment in them. So it's just gather equipment > kill Ganon. At first I thought it'd be neat as well, but on the second glance it's kinda just an any% run.
0:25 Ant: "I will reload to keep our file clean from all that disgusting walking, we aren't about that exercise." Also Ant: *only uses hops to get around the plateau*
Ant probably won’t read this but man im so happy for you dude I’ve been here since the very beginning (almost) and seeing you finally are getting the recognition you deserve fills me with happiness, you’ve helped me go trough some rough shit so i just want to say thank you and you serve everything good in this world
Crazy to think you went from 250k to as of right now JUST SHY, rolling over 2mil any day. One year. Nearly 2million people. You content is impressive man, that subs should reflect that. Some of us have to work for our skills and talents. It's good to see it paying off for someone!
Just stumbled onto your channel (haven't got Twitch), been playing BotW for a while now but never tried any of these glitches and tricks. Then I just wound up watching a whole bunch of your videos while stuck in self-isolation. Thanks for helping the time go by. My kids were also impressed with your ultra master mode video. Greetings from Finland!
Explanation of 4:27: If you have a wooden shield in your hand and an enemy shoots at you, the arrow will be stuck in the shield, so when you put it away link will grab the arrows, and that's what happened in the clip.
No but like that isn’t even a faint resemblance I was watching that part after reading your comment and it hit me like a truck as I was expecting something subtle
'bEaT sUpEr MaRiO oDySsEy In UnDeR 1 MiNuTe' - Someone probably for the next challenge video (Hopefully if there is one) Physically beats the game cartridge. Also like your videos Keep them Up.
14:46 "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this." Link: (Can't say that he has lots of stuff so isn't alone because Link doesn't talk) (...Except for that one time he said "Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!)
Link is so freaking strong, he just woke up and he is doing things that took most people many years to master like using a bow on a horse and being able to not be hurt at all from falling off mountains
I can just imagine Zelda looking at link while any player does stupid or silly stuff like this going "what?" And "I'm trapped trying to keep the apocalypse from happening and he's doing THAT?" When he fails at something she just face palms XD
Technically, Link can walk. You, the master of Link’s controls, choose to deny him the privilege of walking. A normal fitting title would be “Breath of the Wild but Link Doesn’t Walk”. This would sufficiently get the point across to people who read the title that Link has the ability to walk, and not that his legs broke.
I did it first but PointCrow got his edited faster okay.
Ok, we will trust u. Sure...
He did do it faster.
Suuuure....
I knew that I had seen that somewhere before!
MMHMMM
For those who care, I got mine edited faster but ant did it first for sure. Ant also did it faster than i did by TWO HOURS. Give this man all the props he deserves
So ant is the faster no walk runner?
point crooooowwwww
I was about to ask
pin this ant
wait what do you mean aren't you the same person?
5:50 SmallAnt: Dies from falling.
Loading screen: "You can take damage from falling."
Well it was right, you can't say that.
i have gotten that SO many times after dying
I think it's related to how you died/what you did
W O W .
wow, whaddya know
5:14 that was so perfectly cartoon-ish, with the spinning and splat agaist the wall
that was so damn funny.
He fricken yeets his boy across the room
omg is that the real ramiel?
Chunky got sent to the shadow realm after that
4:28 if link lowers a wooden shield that's been hit with arrows he will collect the arrow and since this is his first arrow in the game it shows the item message
I love all the little mechanics like this in the game. There is just so much stuff in the game!
Okay, but it's more fun to imagine he just snatched it out of the air like a ninja.
Welp, I've played over 30 hours and never knew that about wooden shields
@@CylindricalWhistle I have hundreds of hours and I’m still learning new things about the game.
Mom: "wow, according to your fitbit watch you took 800 steps in 3 minutes last night!"
Me: "That was a cutscene, so that doesn't count."
Underrated
HI
XD
what kind of cutscenes take 800 steps?
@@Matcha_Biscuit the joke is that he was ejaculating
That yeet at 5:17 had a special kind of energy that I wasn't prepared for
You hear the "kuun- thnic," and see the little man fly across the room.
That is a...
*chunky* smack, no?
HE HIT AGAINST THE WALL IM CACKLING
Me when my son dose tiktock
it also looked like he flew quite a distance
@@georgepascoe657 That is the correct response
You can’t call it a run
Samuel Della-Maggiore haha
lmao, good one
True
*applause*
He could call it a JUMP
“We got Majora’s mask so we can slap that on and never have to worry about enemies again”
*Chuchu immediately spawns and attacks*
No it doesnt attack
@@corn8857 it is
@@matoiryuko9444 But the chuchu didn’t attack
@@RandoPassingBy i tried it on my own the majora's mask cannot make chuchu passive to us i have the dlc i put in on and the chuchu attack tried it if you don't believe me you can tried on your own
@@RandoPassingBy but i didn't play the game for a long time so my memory are a bit hazy but normally it should attack
polygon: this man beat BotW without walking
me: lame
youtube:smallant beat BotW without walking
me: ThaT'S siCk
I saw that article and went on TH-cam and found this video.
Literally me
This is basically Cadence of Hyrule without the sicc musicc
Atramentius hah
True
You’re RIGHT
Agreed
The sound track for breath of the wild is still fantastic though
Kyran Katzenbach breath of the wild music is less rhythmic and more open
Reads title: This won’t be so bad. Being at a full jog the whole time will cut down on some precision but with practice he can do it.
Gameplay starts: oh no...
Big Boss bruh our brains work the same
SAME
The like count is 666 no one break it
Same
Hopping is way better than running and constantly being out of stamina
Breath of the Wild: no captures run.
*Dear god.*
Impossible
No god damn way
Super Mario Odyssey: no stamina upgrade, no armor run 😎
Too bad it wouldn’t get put on the leaderboard
look how far we've come. he's gone from "guess we're walking" to "we're not walking." that's what i call growth.
Ant: "Whoa look at this! Link is only barely standing on this ledge with just his toes! That's crazy"
Also Ant: *launches himself across Hyrule with bombs at the speed of light, doesn't die*
Ant: This is normal
4:28 For people unaware how he picked up the arrow is the following: The enemy shot an arrow, it got stuck on Ant's shield, When Ant did a jump attack he put his shield away and then it automatically collected the arrow.
5:17 That "p-tnk" of him slapping Runk and then Runk hitting the green screen is so hilarious to me
“Check this out”
-famous last words, an ant before dying
wow it sure would be cool if i could watch smallant1 stream botw in like 30 mins on twitch.tv/smallant1 that would be so neat if that was something i could do
I know right
Ermagersh
Ikr
Wow what a cool and wacky idea! If only there was some way I could watch smallant1 stream botw on twitch.tv/smallant1 it’s such a shame there’s nothing we can do about it.
*Careful, he's a hero*
"We're not about that exercise"
Meanwhile, hopping everywhere is more exercise than walking
5:17 THAT IS A PERFECT DRUM KICK SAMPLE
Edit: THE SOUND OF HIM HITTING THE WALL IS A PERFECT SNARE TOO LMAO
Now I don't have to buy virtual riots sample pack
5:14 that
There has to be a meme of this clip somewhere...
hi walroose i love calculator core
Smallant: "His toes are so strong"
Me: wouldn't your toes be strong if you were forced to jump litterally every 0.2 seconds?
Ironically, I'm pretty sure jumping everywhere would burn more calories and build more muscle than walking. In your effort to create thicc link, you've only created ripped link!
6:30 i usually hate puns but that was so well timed i cant even be mad at it like that was perfect
1:48
Roses are red
Link is a stick
I'd much prefer him
If he were THICC
Cotscene link: thus but a scratch
Gameplay link:everyday I wake both my legs are broken
Breath of the Wild: Luigi Mode.
*Yes*
7:40 here we see the hylian becoming one with his koiri speedrunning ancestors
14:47 game: it's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
8:11 so the massive fall does no damage then the little bounce takes all ur health
He landed on his hands and knees on the no-damage drop, but then landed on his spine in the massive damage drop
You and pointcrow have got to be the same person
When do we get to see Weatherman Ant?
@@merkoo7 Do you mean weathermANT
potato-man Your profile picture and the other guys one is Kinda funny :3
And is honesty way funnier. Pointcrow tried too hard
XD I saw the PointCrow video in my recommended and was like "OK, how long until we get the Smallant video?"
So happy to see I wasn't disappointed. Also, Smallant, if you read this - there's a lot of people who are completely on your side with the Minimum Captures removal, and many more people think the moderator's decision was outrageous. We're rooting for you, and for Minimum captures - hang in there!
What happened with the minimum captures run?
@@arowace498 www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/fbo5wj/mario_odyssey_mods_delete_the_most_popular/
You can find the information here, but the short version is that Minimum Captures was removed from the official speedrun leaderboards with no real reason for doing so. The long version is worse - I'd advise you check out the link if interested.
I just found out about this and min cap is literally the only SMO run I enjoy but fuck the viewers I guess
Dude what in the fuck. This bullshit is literally one of the most retarded things in fucking youtube history. I read the article on reddit (Thanks for the info Aurelius) and it fucking retarded as hell. Smallant i completely support you and I adore your min cap speedruns and I think you should continue and just fuck the mods. They are man hoes and sluts.
You should've included the part where Ganon just decided to dip right in the middle of the boss fight because he forgot the bow in ravioli village
Always love the video. Especially the perfect yeet. Chunky runky hit the wall upside down, completely flat with his face looking towards the camera. Couldn’t have been better, like it was straight out of a cartoon.
Well you’d think after being in a coma for that long Link wouldn’t be the best on his feet.
5:16 is THE BEST moment in all of Smallant’s streams. Every time he yeets Chunky Runky, it’s so good!
4:56 reminds me of the fastest non-glitchy way to travel in OoT
“I like link, but he’s kinda a stick. I would much more prefer him, if he was thicc” poetry of the gods
"not about that disgusting exercise" *hops everywhere*
The perfection of Chunky Runky's yeeting cannot be understated. The thump of the slap, the arc of his flight, the visible slide down the back wall. Perfection.
I thought it was “but link can’t talk” and I just thought “but he doesn’t-oh you mean like you can’t engage in dialogue?”
Then I realized how dumb I am
That'd be an interesting run as well. Don't interact with any characters, including those implied that you're speaking to, such as shopkeepers, the horse stable guy, anyone you reply yes/no/etc. to, characters that ask Link's name and then acknowledge him answering it, the goddess statues that give you hearts and stamina, etc.
@@TheGoldenDunsparce Don't think it would be that interesting tbh, you'd have to make an exception for the old man to get off the plateau and then you just can't do any quests and shrines are worthless unless there's good equipment in them. So it's just gather equipment > kill Ganon.
At first I thought it'd be neat as well, but on the second glance it's kinda just an any% run.
That yeet was the most satisfying yeet I’ve ever seen
Zelda: Get dummy thicc some other time can’t you see we need to save the kingdom?
"Zelda, I'm hopping around but I'm dummy thicc, and the sound of my hops keeps alerting the monsters"
0:25 Ant: "I will reload to keep our file clean from all that disgusting walking, we aren't about that exercise."
Also Ant: *only uses hops to get around the plateau*
When Link defeats Ganon;
Zelda: Wow, Link, I never knew you were a gymnast!
8:11 doesn't die on the rocks but in the snow. Game literally unplayable
Ant probably won’t read this but man im so happy for you dude I’ve been here since the very beginning (almost) and seeing you finally are getting the recognition you deserve fills me with happiness, you’ve helped me go trough some rough shit so i just want to say thank you and you serve everything good in this world
Crazy to think you went from 250k to as of right now JUST SHY, rolling over 2mil any day. One year. Nearly 2million people. You content is impressive man, that subs should reflect that. Some of us have to work for our skills and talents. It's good to see it paying off for someone!
5:15
Did smallant just slap his son?
domestic abuse
Big sad
he yeeted him because some monster saved up their smolcoins for it
CHUNKY RUNKY BEEN YEETED
#smallantistheworstdad
Just stumbled onto your channel (haven't got Twitch), been playing BotW for a while now but never tried any of these glitches and tricks. Then I just wound up watching a whole bunch of your videos while stuck in self-isolation. Thanks for helping the time go by. My kids were also impressed with your ultra master mode video. Greetings from Finland!
I got a notification about this in a news article on my phone and my first thought was "who would be crazy enough to do that"
imagine my surprise.
3:06 From all of that hopping, Link's muscles got *t h i c c* and ignored the bomb
Welcome to another episode of "What if I don't do that?" Featuring Smallant1
In today's episode we remove Link's legs and replace them with pogos
5:16 couldnt stop laughing, such a perfect yeet
AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY! 0:58
He's dead. 5:17
"Not all about that exercise."
*Precedes to power jump everywhere*
17:30 he didn’t one hit ko you the electro ball hit you as he hit you with his sword.
10:55 Now we have majora's mask,we don't have to worry about anything attacking us now
Chuchu: are you sure about that
The true Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Master Mode.
Smant: were not about that disgusting exersising
Also Smant: jumps, sidehops, a does crazy backflips to save hyrule
breath of the wild: oot edition
That was like the most perfect yeet ever. Even that smack and fall on the wall behind was amazing
9:00 poor guy in chat thinks botw 2 is coming out this year
I think it’s kind of low-key funny because this amount of hopping would probably strengthen your legs more than just running.
7:13 “man his toes are freaking strong” That’s exactly what i thought after watching Ant beat SMO with only his feet !
I love the sound that Runky made when he hit the green screen, like lmao yeeting him is so freaking hilarious.
Smallant: *posts video*
Pointcrow: *"I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"*
7:21
saves the landing,brags,falls of imediatly after
Me:Wow!.Oh,Woooooooooooooow,gd jb
Step of the Wild
Explanation of 4:27:
If you have a wooden shield in your hand and an enemy shoots at you, the arrow will be stuck in the shield, so when you put it away link will grab the arrows, and that's what happened in the clip.
He’s an elite Zelda gamer and speedrunner he prob knows that
dog i love ur channel lol
CurtRichy dang did not expect to see u here
i love ur vids and i didnt think i wouldve seen you here
bro came outta nowhere
5:12 "what's this, a pencil shaving on your foot, do you not keep yourself clean" Those were the last few things Chunky heard before death
I'm not the only one thaf hears "Link get good" from zelda right near the end right, at around 22:15
No but like that isn’t even a faint resemblance I was watching that part after reading your comment and it hit me like a truck as I was expecting something subtle
8:12
Hits jagged rocks: No damage
Hits snow: DEAD
Discord notifications > TH-cam notifications
Runky getting flung into the wall perfectly in frame is my new training program.
I'm gonna get myself some ABS!!!
''what is this? a pencil shaving on your foot? do you not keep yourself clean?'' get YEETED 5:10
13:01
hey there's me.
cool
10:59 that cut is on point lmao
smallant just yeeted his son 5:17
Bro who still says “yeeted”? That shit is lame af
@@deepdirt bro who tf cares, your comment is lame af
“We’re not about that exercise,” he says, proceeding to burn tons more calories via jumping and climbing
This man gained x10 his subs since he posted this only two years ago
Shaggy may be powerful, but only SmallAnt has the power of god and anime
'bEaT sUpEr MaRiO oDySsEy In UnDeR 1 MiNuTe' - Someone probably for the next challenge video (Hopefully if there is one)
Physically beats the game cartridge.
Also like your videos Keep them Up.
Smallant: we´ll never need to be worried about enemies ever again
Slime: I´m gonna end this mans whole career
5:17 I lost it.
14:46 "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
Link: (Can't say that he has lots of stuff so isn't alone because Link doesn't talk) (...Except for that one time he said "Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!)
15:42 was gonna say lol
Hey you walked at 1:18!
With love,
Karen Karensen
Link is so freaking strong, he just woke up and he is doing things that took most people many years to master like using a bow on a horse and being able to not be hurt at all from falling off mountains
Ant at 17:30: focus
Me: here comes the thunder beam
Great run this was so cool! But didn't you walk at 21:58 with the bow in your hands?
I think that was a hop
I love how he just slapped chunky runky into a wall 😂
5:17 for YEET slap. XD
I can just imagine Zelda looking at link while any player does stupid or silly stuff like this going "what?" And "I'm trapped trying to keep the apocalypse from happening and he's doing THAT?"
When he fails at something she just face palms XD
5:16 HE WENT FLYING 😭
At 250k just 2 years ago wowie. The support is much deserved for you Ant 💜
Technically, Link can walk. You, the master of Link’s controls, choose to deny him the privilege of walking. A normal fitting title would be “Breath of the Wild but Link Doesn’t Walk”. This would sufficiently get the point across to people who read the title that Link has the ability to walk, and not that his legs broke.
Link: *literally folds his spine like origami*
Also link: tis but a scratch
14:18 ist the voice acting always in German? I can clearly hear "Greif' ihn mit aller Kraft an!" which is German for "hit him with all you have!"
His game is in German because the German version is faster due to less text, ergo it's great for speedrunning
Tyra Kristiansen lol I didn't even notice that
@@tyrakristiansen7188 Oh! Yeah that makes sense. Thanks!