Trying Not to Drink in Scotland (feat. Ari Shaffir & Andy Fiori)

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dan mentally prepares for his trip to Scotland, where he knows his sobriety will be tested: 1:18
    Ari Shaffir gives Dan travel advice: 17:13
    The guys talk about their experiences on mushrooms: 25:17
    On their smoke break, Big Jay and Dan reminisce about the beloved novelty T-shirts of their youth: 42:59

    • @badebaser1895
      @badebaser1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks big pimp but i'm gonna watch it all. Appreciate the effort nonetheless. Crackle crackle.

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IF ARI SHAFFIRS DRUG DEALERS CAN READ OR NOT PLEASE TELL THEM THAT YOU JUST NEED TO VISIT A HIGH GRADE DETOX CENTER AND HAVE A BENZO ADDICTION THEY WILL BE WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING YOU COLD TURKEY OFF OF. THEN SAVE THEM. OR JUST BRIBE THE STAFF BUT THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS ADVICE BECAUSE ITS A JOKE HAHA

    • @seeyouinhellyeowie3865
      @seeyouinhellyeowie3865 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he get pished then lol

  • @prakajr2
    @prakajr2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Wow I can't believe they got The BTK Killer on.

    • @rokeeffe91
      @rokeeffe91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ohhh a mindhunter reference~ I can't seem to get passed episode 7 cause it slows down so much...

    • @prakajr2
      @prakajr2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rokeeffe91 I recommend finishing it. The second season was great.

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a real life reference.

    • @cs12382
      @cs12382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His name is Dennis. He's a human being.

    • @cs12382
      @cs12382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a quote from a Bill Hader impression of Lorne Michaels

  • @chadgautier2864
    @chadgautier2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have the same problem. Just hit 12 years. Dan proud of ya man. It's a tough deal. Keep up the great work!

  • @lemondrops2395
    @lemondrops2395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Ari is ready to buy a white van and a lot of candy.

    • @MashedPotajoe
      @MashedPotajoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LemonDrops discount candy

    • @Iamjimpage
      @Iamjimpage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      suuuuuuure, eheh eheh.

    • @michaeldwalker8055
      @michaeldwalker8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "buy" as if he probably isn't the "jay leno of creeper vans" lol

    • @officialmasqq_594
      @officialmasqq_594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might as well throw some GHB in there too he already has a fondness for drugging people

    • @RhythmicReport
      @RhythmicReport 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A mask and a black phone too

  • @HansDester
    @HansDester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The first 10 minutes of this hit me hard. Me and my buddy in Iraq were this way. I was way worse because I didn't know how to slow down. We would drink everyday for months and then he would deal with the DTs and hangover for a day and I would keep going, afraid of the shakes and the anxiety and the depression. The pain made me want to kill myself sometimes. The seizures and hallucinations were off the chart. I'm 1 year sober as of 01MAR2021 and feel great. No cravings. I wish I could drink responsibly. It is so much fun being drunk. It's the after that's killer. Literally have had alcohol poisoning more times than I care to admit, a few of those times where I should be dead.

    • @apokolypzejonez22
      @apokolypzejonez22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations on the year of sobriety. I’m almost there myself and it’s nice to see stories like yours.

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I went through many aeizures and withdrawal periods. I'm over a month sober now, even though I do abuse caffeine.

  • @hunter_hult
    @hunter_hult 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This was the perfect episode to come on... just ran into Dan in the bathroom at comedy works Denver earlier tonight while high on mushrooms trying to settle my stomach... looked up and there was Soder at the sink, he said hi, I gave him a crackle crackle... and then for the rest of the night I was trying to figure if that interaction actually happened or not... Dan if you read this please confirm?

    • @TheBlackMambaa248
      @TheBlackMambaa248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope so badly that this actually happened

  • @auroraborealis13579
    @auroraborealis13579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I'm a Calvin and Hobbes purist" ....same, Dan Soder. Same.

    • @zentertainer217
      @zentertainer217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. I have a full calvin and hobbes sleeve...lol

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zentertainer217 that's fucking rad!

  • @hIbeRniAnfc-od2iw
    @hIbeRniAnfc-od2iw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you don’t drink in Scotland then that’s when you have a drink problem 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    22:21 Ari: “I’m not a f**got...”
    Jay: “Tell your hair and face.”
    Ari: “YOUNG BOYS DONT COUNT AS ANYTHING!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @whiskeyandcigarettes6011
    @whiskeyandcigarettes6011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for making the episodes longer. I was trying to picture what Ari looked like when I listened to this show. Hilarious.

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Jay seems like a heartbroken lover who pretends they don't care that the one that they love are moving on 😂.

  • @ryancrawley220
    @ryancrawley220 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ari looks a retired airplane pilot from 1965

  • @CTuna-uo3pq
    @CTuna-uo3pq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Was sober 20 years and went to Ireland for honeymoon. Made it out of 10 days fat, happy and sober.

    • @mjwbulich
      @mjwbulich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      London and Edinburgh just reinforced why I don't drink anymore. I thought Americans were big drinkers. I was mistaken. Everybody over there drank like it was the end of the world. I miss happy hour after work or cocktails on the beach. Being surrounded by hordes of drunken buffoons is not a trigger.

    • @anthonywandowicz8084
      @anthonywandowicz8084 ปีที่แล้ว

      So no longer sober?

  • @eroussos83
    @eroussos83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t wait until Dan is back. They were great shows the last few weeks. But he is the Dan to my Big Jay.

  • @dankoni
    @dankoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    embalming fluid is slang for liquid pcp
    actual embalming fluid does not get you high... this disinfo has been going around for decades
    wet and sherm are slang for smoking a substance that has had liquid pcp poured on it and evaporated
    angel dust is when you evaporate liquid pcp and scrape up the remaining white powder, like special k from ketamine

    • @benzoadonethc1685
      @benzoadonethc1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most wet leak dip whatever is formaldehyde mixed with pcp. Some smoke just formaldehyde if pcp is not around.
      Either way if it's wet your smoking embalming fluid.

    • @dankoni
      @dankoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benzoadonethc1685 not at all true. that's an old urban legend, sourced from the fact that some people call wet 'embalming fluid'
      also, shows like six feet under show kids breaking into funeral homes to steal embalming fluid to smoke. kids have even done that irl because of the misunderstanding. look it up. or better yet, ask a pharmacologist. there is NOTHING in embalming fluid that would get you high if you smoke it. i've lived in philly most of my life. smoked wet plenty of times as a teenager. trust the whole formaldehyde / embalming fluid bs is NOT true lol
      www.ok.gov/obndd/Drug_Facts/PCP_Fact_Sheet.html

    • @RedSkin92
      @RedSkin92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dankoni can confirm I knew a dude that smoked that spice shit cause it was legal, I read the back of the package shit said formaldehyde. Also grew up in a broke ass city it was well known pcp and formaldehyde is the same shit.

    • @dankoni
      @dankoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RedSkin92 lmao... formaldehyde is an ingredient because it's a commonly used solvent. it's also in many vaccines. pcp is the drug phencyclidine, which is structurally very similar to ketamine. much like ketamine, vets use it to tranquilize horses. they're pretty much the only people that can get prescription pcp. people sometimes use formaldehyde as the solvent in which to dissolve pcp, which is then applied to a substance and evaporated off, leaving just the pcp (and perhaps trace amounts of formaldehyde). they are NOT the same thing, dummy 🤦‍♀️

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shytown wicky.

  • @csutphen27
    @csutphen27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lmao, The face dan makes at 27:02, anyone who’s taken psychedelics in public knows.

    • @Bludjunky666
      @Bludjunky666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Real fucking talk 😂

    • @ethanporter4708
      @ethanporter4708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this, went back up to the video to see where I was at only to find that it was happening at that exact moment. Quite possibly the funniest coincidence I've ever been a part of.

    • @tsedubgyatso
      @tsedubgyatso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious

    • @johnchance2340
      @johnchance2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A low dose of shrooms before a six hour river tubing trip is niiiiiice!

    • @285runt
      @285runt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, true.

  • @RichieRich210
    @RichieRich210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have the same feeling Dan has when I walk into a pharmacy 😂😂😂😂

    • @jakewilson4761
      @jakewilson4761 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude where did you find that picture of the spurs texas!?

  • @rareavisfugit
    @rareavisfugit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a battle that he's facing. Scotland is home of the Brave. It's called a 'wet' town. Boston is a very wet town. I believe in you.

  • @PrEmUiMwAsH
    @PrEmUiMwAsH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Why is Ari Shaffir suddenly a 50 year old man?

  • @johnmcphee6098
    @johnmcphee6098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's part of growing up in parts of Scotland but on the plus side the AA fellowship is really strong in Glasgow lots of great meetings . O.D.A.A.T.

  • @RequiemRhymes
    @RequiemRhymes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    so funny hearing them talk about UK drug culture, everything they said was 100% true hahah

  • @brettbarton1911
    @brettbarton1911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Tell your hair and face "was perfect.

  • @marcellocapone4925
    @marcellocapone4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:06 Underrated line by Mr. Soder.

  • @gavwan
    @gavwan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pubs are like bars for full-timers 😄

  • @jeremiahjohnson6971
    @jeremiahjohnson6971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the only thing missing on ARI is chester the MOLESTER GLASSES from the 80's..

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ari is the hype man for shrooms the way Joe Rogan is for DMT.

  • @stubstunner
    @stubstunner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I grew up having summers with my uncle who owned a bar. It was fantastic being behind the bar and helping out. I can relate for sure.

  • @andrewspohrer7183
    @andrewspohrer7183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bars that are most popular for army/marine combat arms are the ones you can smoke in... "if I'm drinking, I HAVE to smoke!"

  • @jackthehumanofficial
    @jackthehumanofficial หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    sour patch kids are the best thing to eat mushrooms with , smush them together and chew it totally masks them.

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dans the only dude to make sobriety not sound sad lol

  • @ethanbrunink1977
    @ethanbrunink1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Around 37 minutes andy says "don't do foreign molly" lol little does he know the best mdma is made in europe.

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real. Fuxking lame. Netherlands chemists are the best. Raw 84% made with real safrole oil instead of PMK oil

  • @BanditsOfJersey
    @BanditsOfJersey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “drink until you die” 😭😭😭😭

  • @BakerySSK
    @BakerySSK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guys, grind up your mushrooms and then put them in applesauce.

    • @ElkinsEric
      @ElkinsEric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jakob Nichols we always grind them up, put them on bread with jelly and butter.
      Magic toast....it’s what’s for breakfast!!!!

  • @TheLukeCrozby
    @TheLukeCrozby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    dan Soder doing buffalo bill just sounds extra dan Soder

  • @keithwilliams7529
    @keithwilliams7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    low key big j has an extensive vocabulary

    • @tedsretardretardium6174
      @tedsretardretardium6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha, like "lip sing"
      and how AC/DC is "ascending current, descending current"

    • @tee5615
      @tee5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Jay is a really intelligent dude all around

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? Any "big words" in particular that stood out to you?

  • @kennethjones3947
    @kennethjones3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that Dan's in recovery makes him so much cooler

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sodes got tense there remembering...i Salute him for standing firm!!!
    Crackle crackle

  • @MashedPotajoe
    @MashedPotajoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love just hearing voices and then coming here and I get to place faces to them. I am always 100% wrong in my expectations

    • @chatterb0x
      @chatterb0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legion of Skanks

  • @mefw
    @mefw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best cure in Scotland so not to get a hangover - just keep drinking

  • @TheDeadStretch
    @TheDeadStretch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn. i want some Big Johnson t-shirts now.

  • @guitarnut6144
    @guitarnut6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ari's my hero.

  • @rcstarz5206
    @rcstarz5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just an FYI I was on the ground floor of the Big Daddy Johnson logo, it was a cartoon of a kid in the neighborhood named ryan. Dave Haugh and myself along with a small team designed and created the shirts back in 91 and started selling in 93. Dave sold it off in 96.

  • @kennedycrevoiserat7095
    @kennedycrevoiserat7095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan has the best impressions! I caught all of them im laughing so fucking hard from this

  • @ryanlara603
    @ryanlara603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If Bonfire The Musical or any other Bonfire play or skit/show is made and the guys don't wanna play themselves, I will be very disappointed if Jordan Peele doesn't play Black Lou.

  • @jaymoney7500
    @jaymoney7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fritos corn chips cover up the taste pretty well

  • @thesaltyd619
    @thesaltyd619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ari's one of the few comics I can think of that's deep in both NY/LA comedy circles

  • @LewisG123
    @LewisG123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Edinburgh isn't nearly as bad as these guys are making out haha. I want to hear what Dan thinks about the place once he's been. Seems like everyone thinks we're still in the 1800s and there's only pubs or something. It's a great city but there's still mostly pubs everywhere.

    • @kylebible
      @kylebible 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edinburgh is full of toffs.

  • @adriennecranor3455
    @adriennecranor3455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Embalming fluid dipped cigarettes in the 90’s I believe they were called “wicki sticks” I thought? 🤔 Region Indiana born and raised.🤷🏼‍♀️ probably a Gary name.

  • @maclebee1853
    @maclebee1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ari looks like Patrick Stewart's 6th grade school photo

  • @Jucy4you14
    @Jucy4you14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    eat shrooms with starbursts. life hack lol

  • @tylerbest1586
    @tylerbest1586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ari looks like Jim layhey before he got into the hard liquor

  • @Rogerkonijntje
    @Rogerkonijntje 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ari = Paul Hargis²

    • @UroChesia
      @UroChesia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rogerkonijntje fawk yeah!

  • @ericfoster5267
    @ericfoster5267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aw man, I miss the Bonfire so much!

  • @R2605x
    @R2605x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HAHAHA WHY DOES AIR LOOK LIKE AN OLD YOUNG GUY

  • @afishcalledjuan
    @afishcalledjuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    @12:00 thanks for the valuable video game travel tips guys

  • @jacquep2363
    @jacquep2363 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a much better look for Ari.

  • @freethink2303
    @freethink2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Better bring back the Crackle Crackle

  • @shearl6493
    @shearl6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can 1,000% smoke coke. Just like Dan is saying, you put coke on the foil, use a little amount of water to get the coke to absorb on the foil and then you use a lighter on the bottom side. You use a straw or a tutor to catch the smoke. It's free basing, it fucks you up.
    I'm not a big fan of uppers so I don't do coke any more, but smoking it saves your nose. Coke fucks your nose up big time.

  • @chrisring913
    @chrisring913 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    gotta get Big Jay some mushroom chocolates

  • @BlairNakama
    @BlairNakama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jay shiting on the Edinburgh fringe festival breaks my heart

  • @vigusdna3760
    @vigusdna3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The craziest I’ve ever seen someone on mushrooms was my buddy in college at our house, I don’t remember if he ate them or drank them in a tea or w/e but he had like either an 8th or half 8th of some really good stuff I gave him & I didn’t take any that night & he got sooo messed up his eyes were just all pupil & he had like light blue eyes so it was sooo weird seeing just his black pupil just fill his eye., he looked demonish lol, he looked possessed haha... it was creepy to look at him while being sober, I woulda probably lost it if I woulda been on them.... n he was just soo high for hours & I Baby sat/ escorted him wherever he went as he did a bunch of crazy shit!!!!!!!!!

  • @micmac1121
    @micmac1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m Irish; hear the story after. Lol

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need more Ari Shaffir drug stories!!! If anyone has any TH-cam video recommendations for this then I'd be most appreciative 😊

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Liquid Sunshine thanks man, I'll definitely check it out as i loved his bits on This is not happening.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Liquid Sunshine I'll keep that in mind broski 😊.

  • @camphillips1951
    @camphillips1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks...been jone'zn for some bon bon....

  • @Tomix91
    @Tomix91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best way to eat mushrooms is to put them on a subway sandwich. As an employee I got free sub after every shift made a veggie sandwich brought it home and added the mushrooms it was the best, you cant taste them at all

  • @JohnWilliams-nx2no
    @JohnWilliams-nx2no 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    38:47 omg what did he say! lol

  • @codefreelance2182
    @codefreelance2182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can become a regular at a bar instantly if you tip well.

  • @dstanif
    @dstanif 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:25 lmao

  • @franciscovargas4395
    @franciscovargas4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari looks like the white version of Mr. Garvey the substitute teacher sketch on Key and Peele.

  • @colinreid7259
    @colinreid7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know how much you have to drink to be an alcoholic in scotland

    • @colinreid7259
      @colinreid7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Bolivar Digriz aye pretty much ha. Have known of people drink over a ltr of Vodka plus couple litre of cheap cider basically everyday and even then they are only on the cusp up here ha

    • @colinreid7259
      @colinreid7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Bolivar Digriz ha aye it takes wheelbarrow baws but they just don't care, kinda proud tbh ha

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Sherm" is a cigarette dipped in PCP.
    Also known as angeldust.
    Also known as getting "wet".
    Also what James Brown was high on when he almost shot someone for using his personal toilet in the 90s...

    • @sunshynff
      @sunshynff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a firefighter/medic for 23yrs, I once saw a guy on PCP with bi-lateral femur fractures, get up and try to run from the cops! He didn't make it far, but still, he actually got up and took like 10 steps, that's both femurs fractured, biggest bone in your body, I've seen guys way tougher than me pass out from the pain of just one broken femur.

    • @sunshynff
      @sunshynff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got me going now, just retired and bored... Other little tid bits, PCP was approved by the FDA in early 60s, for use as an analgesic for pain relief after surgery, until they realized the psychotic side effects and it's street use. FDA pulled it in the 80s, was replaced with Ketamine, which has very similar chemical structure, without harsh side effects, and was being used as far back as Vietnam on the front lines, in lieu of morphine because it doesn't lower blood pressure, or have to be refrigerated. Besides pain relief, it has a disassociation feature, (fancy medical jargon for trip balls) which helps in calming soldiers with severe trauma like a losing a limb or something. They say it's one of the safest drugs that strong, it was given to those soccer kids last year that were trapped in Thailand cave. Recently been widely accepted as treatment for PTSD, and used by in office by psychiatrists and docs. Trip is said to be similar to DMT, which combat vets were traveling to Peru for, to do Ayahuasca retreats in the jungle, but now can get similar treatment in the states using Ketamine.

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sunshynff shitfire! A sans-femurs lemur. Bet he didn't make it too far... Haha.
      Thanks for your service, my friend. I always wanted to be a firefighter.

  • @hernandezdann357
    @hernandezdann357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ive never tried crack or freebase never wanted to,
    but after hearing dan describe it hahahaa

  • @elisaatsignet184
    @elisaatsignet184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Friends since we were babies"

  • @Scoobay
    @Scoobay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to put a line of coke in blunts all the time. It does have an effect but it’s terrible for your lungs. Only did it because I was concerned it would burn my nose away if I snorted too much.

    • @neftalimora4650
      @neftalimora4650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scoobay boonk.

    • @285runt
      @285runt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Used to drop it in a prime time for a little kick.

  • @t3chn0kiwi1
    @t3chn0kiwi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put them shrooms in a bowl o' pudding man

  • @danhemsley
    @danhemsley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari the cop... fucking love it.

  • @oisinmckenna1054
    @oisinmckenna1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been to a lot of places - Literally, every culture claims to be the hardest drinker. From Vietnam to Venezuala everyone is like "no no no, buddy you don't know drinking like the south Sudanese bro we go sooooo hard"

  • @michaeldwalker8055
    @michaeldwalker8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    use to smoke formaldehyde,... we didn't have a name for it,.. but its not sherm or pcp. we'd dip cigs in it, and smoke em on our way to elementary school (6th grade) I use to put shrooms in chip bags,.. could eat em in the high school quad and no one knew shit. lol,.......... I think I just figured out why I am liking this show.

  • @diarh34
    @diarh34 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan and Jay need to sing Michael Mcdonald on the comedy jam if they haven't already.

  • @gaelk2301
    @gaelk2301 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great episode! Try dipping the mushrooms in ranch!! It works :-)

  • @eaeaeafdfdfd3334
    @eaeaeafdfdfd3334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crackle crackle.-.. day is saved.

  • @jackblack7573
    @jackblack7573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You'd think Ari makes enough to have a full head of hair...

    • @jackblack7573
      @jackblack7573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Transplant from his ass

    • @Priscillababy26
      @Priscillababy26 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Black if he did that his hair would be red

  • @hughjainus9301
    @hughjainus9301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder if anyone's told soder he actually smoked meth yet 😂

  • @ihavegivenup2887
    @ihavegivenup2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol that chick didn't want to take Ari's mushroom capsules because she knew his dosing reputation

  • @andyhobaugh3104
    @andyhobaugh3104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anybody else feel like there was a weird vibe I'm that room?

  • @jasonward3429
    @jasonward3429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost threw up laughing when jay broke the 4th wall lmfao!

  • @cemetrygatecrasher
    @cemetrygatecrasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    wickie sticks! they're called wickie sticks when you roll a cig/blunt in embalming fluid

  • @ShipwreckRHK
    @ShipwreckRHK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jay, gaming consoles don't have surge protectors. That big block is for power. And yes you can smoke cocaine

    • @poitaots5054
      @poitaots5054 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The xbox 360 power block has a surge protector in it. At least thats what an Xbox customer service tech told me once.

  • @GIDAEONGULLY
    @GIDAEONGULLY 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's called mummy juice potion.

  • @TheCrawf28X15
    @TheCrawf28X15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy was right, they got pharmaceutically banned and they are very very difficult to make. Had some friends in college that were chemists and we made some, had to start with 270 L of starting solution lol 😂

  • @CurtMudgeon
    @CurtMudgeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah Dan, if someone gives you a pill rolled up in tissue paper, ask. Don't just immediately say no. Lol. God, I wanna hang out with Ari for just one day.

  • @TAICHIJOELAMP
    @TAICHIJOELAMP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the taste of shroomsss.. am I weird?

  • @RealmDesigner
    @RealmDesigner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tobacco thing is purely cost. Spreads it out a bit. Weed is expensive.

  • @dmeyer104
    @dmeyer104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    is it just me, or are these videos always recycled clips that they already released weeks ago..why can't comedy central just let them film every show and air that shit!

    • @chatterb0x
      @chatterb0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FULL EPISODES

    • @rettbozeman1233
      @rettbozeman1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I imagine Sirius probably wouldn't let them do it, but I literally can't tell the difference between my ass and a hole in the ground

    • @cedricnora4481
      @cedricnora4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rettbozeman1233 I once got trapped in cave-in-grounds for a night where random sinkholes form. Turns out it wasn't a sinkole I clawed my way out of, it was your gaping ass 🥳

  • @cranberrycanvas
    @cranberrycanvas 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jacob is hip to the doors!? 👍

  • @DillyBar_666
    @DillyBar_666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I guarantee I've been to this bar.

  • @tambourine3632
    @tambourine3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merc Face!

  • @gregoryfahy
    @gregoryfahy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Passive aggressive big jay....

  • @grotthemighty7480
    @grotthemighty7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari looks like uncle paul on the way up

  • @benlikebike
    @benlikebike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When it comes to mushrooms, theres really no way other than lemon tek.