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"That's it! Poisoning that alcohol was crossing a line! Now it's personal!" "So, you plan is...?" "Juniper messes with me, I mess with him! I'll get the briefcase, but while doing it, I'm gonna drink his WHOLE DAMN WINE CELLAR!"
*After Mission* “Uhhhh… Mr. Juniper Sir… we have some bad news…” “Let me guess, the agent got the briefcase and ran off…” “Well yes but… there’s something worse…” “I fail to see how he could’ve done anything could be worse than tha-“ “He drank the entire wine cellar…” “He- he what?” “He drank the entire wine cellar… all of it” “….all of it?” “Well not entirely everything… he left the one that said you hated” “…” “Sir?” *”I’m gonna kill that agent”*
@@kmac291 "He makes my night a living hell... and then drinks the entirety of my wine cellar?!" "Actually, he did it three times over." "Wha- how?" "I don't know but that's what the staff said he did." "Alright, screw the script! We're going improv! Track down the agent, I want him brought straight to me so I can break every bone in his body, cut out his tongue, and-" "Sir, you have a call on line one. It's 'the producer'." "Oh, what now...?!"
I swear, one of the things I love about STFU's videos is that there's a healthy mix of goofing off and actually making progress. Sure, there's messing around moments like sending up the "Juniper hates this" bottle, but at the end of the day, agent STFU gets the job done. With a healthy(?) amount of alcohol poisoning, to boot
Well said, I also love how (unlike most non commentary TH-camrs) He actually has a personality instead of just a playthrough that feels like it's being played by a bot.
I love how absolutely natural they made some of John Juniper’s lines sound, the sandwich line from the second mission and than that bad wine line from the intro here. Nice touch that he abruptly noticed the “Juniper hates this” tag on it. Kudos to Will Wheaton for a phenomenal job voicing Juniper. The attention to detail on this series of games is phenomenal, like having Juniper say differing lines based on when you deliver the items. Would’ve been funny if there was an alternate sequence like in the first mission if you had gotten Juniper to think Gibson was drunk. Also, does Juniper’s autograph change after every mission? If so, that could have some dangerous implications for the next mission if that bit about losing your memory in the intro of the game was any indication.
Yeah I've seen some people dubious about Wheaton's involvement in this but personally I think he nailed it. As for the autograph; you mean on the photo in the van that I keep throwing away? Nah it's the same each time. And I'd be more worried about the wine when it comes to memory loss :p
@@LetsSTFUandPlay Thank god the autograph’s unchanged. This entire time, I’ve been fucking terrified at the idea that Jon Juniper actually knew where you were. Combined with the “narrator’s” strange dialogue in the intro/training room (“Are you ok?” “The brief case is safe, don’t worry.”) and the “# days ago” countdown, it was seriously looking like the final mission would actually be a trap for the duo or something.
Junipers voice actor did so well during the part where you send him the bottle that had “Juniper hated it” on it lmfao I can feel the disbelief and confusion
"I Expect You To Die 2 [Ep.04] Operation: Party Crasher (no commentary)" Or alternatively titled "Witnessing the full extent of STFUs severe alcoholism for 30 minutes"
Funny as this was, slightly disappointed that you missed Gibson and Juniper arguing when he starts throwing multiple 'nades into the cellar with you. Still good though, nice work!
STFU grabbing one of the smoke grenades, and then looking back and forth between it and the cargo elevator before just going *Screw it* was absolutely hilarious!!! XD
What I love about your content is that (unlike other no commentary let's players) you actually have a personality while playing the game instead of just an emotionless bot playing the game as efficiently as possible.
Bonjour ! I am French and I really like your videos you have a personality which is based on your movements these rather original! so .... HEY ITS YOU WHO ATE MY FRENCH CUPCAKE! spit it out immediately!
Juniper has a fit and orders his henchmen to shoot you (although if you block their first shot, the henchmen will say that they can't hit you, and they'll start throwing grenades instead).
@@jessedavis7911 And guess who plays one "Prince Prospero" in the first mission? The producers really did their homework on this one. Such a shame we had to ruin it for the Fabricator
normal players: ignores the wine captainsauce: has ciggerates in his ears stfu and play: at the base he eats ciggerates for dinner and when he can grabs 2 bottles and starts having wine stroke/heart attacks (he doesnt care about iiiit.)
There's a finite supply of poison gas: if you continuously gas any non-Wine-Cellar room, you can exhaust the entire gas tank, thereby making Zoraxis unable to gas YOU.
Je je je je je je je je je je je je je en la vida no me gusta nada de nada y no me gusta nada de nada y no me gusta nada de nada y no me gusta nada de nada y no me
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Your snarking is truly the best
Why does this only have one reply?
"are you drunk?!"
"Yes"
*Dies of liver cirrhosis.*
THATS WHAT HAPPEN TO ME XD
The sheer child-like wonder he displays when he realises where he is is a sight to behold…
An alcoholic dream
"Shangri-La, Heaven, The Hanging Gardens of Babylon... No Seven Wonders of the World could match *this*!" - Agent STFU
"That's it! Poisoning that alcohol was crossing a line! Now it's personal!"
"So, you plan is...?"
"Juniper messes with me, I mess with him! I'll get the briefcase, but while doing it, I'm gonna drink his WHOLE DAMN WINE CELLAR!"
"...You're not serious."
"Matter of fact, I'm doing it three times!"
"......Literally how."
"Allow me to DEMONSTRATE."
*After Mission*
“Uhhhh… Mr. Juniper Sir… we have some bad news…”
“Let me guess, the agent got the briefcase and ran off…”
“Well yes but… there’s something worse…”
“I fail to see how he could’ve done anything could be worse than tha-“
“He drank the entire wine cellar…”
“He- he what?”
“He drank the entire wine cellar… all of it”
“….all of it?”
“Well not entirely everything… he left the one that said you hated”
“…”
“Sir?”
*”I’m gonna kill that agent”*
@@kmac291 "He makes my night a living hell... and then drinks the entirety of my wine cellar?!"
"Actually, he did it three times over."
"Wha- how?"
"I don't know but that's what the staff said he did."
"Alright, screw the script! We're going improv! Track down the agent, I want him brought straight to me so I can break every bone in his body, cut out his tongue, and-"
"Sir, you have a call on line one. It's 'the producer'."
"Oh, what now...?!"
I shall make the god of booze jealous in terms of drunkenness!
*Meanwhile with Agent and Q*
"Uh.. Agent, was drinking his entire wine cellar really necessary?"
*"YES"*
"... I worry"
I swear, one of the things I love about STFU's videos is that there's a healthy mix of goofing off and actually making progress. Sure, there's messing around moments like sending up the "Juniper hates this" bottle, but at the end of the day, agent STFU gets the job done. With a healthy(?) amount of alcohol poisoning, to boot
Well said, I also love how (unlike most non commentary TH-camrs) He actually has a personality instead of just a playthrough that feels like it's being played by a bot.
it's like watching early season Archer
Well, he does have the power to go back in time if he dies so he can retry the mission. The agent is more of a pheonix than anyone knows
Actor guy "Are you drunk?"
Agent STFU "This is my secret, I'm always drunk" *Procceds to pass drunk, after setting the kitchen on fire*
his name is John juniper! The world's Greatest actor! Please respect him
Ah yes, I always pass drunk when I drink.
@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 Dude same!!!
@@MaskOfLimbo I thought I was the only one!
The axe scared the sh*t outta me on my first play through.
Yep same here
@@LetsSTFUandPlay lol
I almost fell out my chair
I love how absolutely natural they made some of John Juniper’s lines sound, the sandwich line from the second mission and than that bad wine line from the intro here. Nice touch that he abruptly noticed the “Juniper hates this” tag on it. Kudos to Will Wheaton for a phenomenal job voicing Juniper.
The attention to detail on this series of games is phenomenal, like having Juniper say differing lines based on when you deliver the items. Would’ve been funny if there was an alternate sequence like in the first mission if you had gotten Juniper to think Gibson was drunk.
Also, does Juniper’s autograph change after every mission? If so, that could have some dangerous implications for the next mission if that bit about losing your memory in the intro of the game was any indication.
Yeah I've seen some people dubious about Wheaton's involvement in this but personally I think he nailed it.
As for the autograph; you mean on the photo in the van that I keep throwing away? Nah it's the same each time.
And I'd be more worried about the wine when it comes to memory loss :p
@@LetsSTFUandPlay Thank god the autograph’s unchanged. This entire time, I’ve been fucking terrified at the idea that Jon Juniper actually knew where you were. Combined with the “narrator’s” strange dialogue in the intro/training room (“Are you ok?” “The brief case is safe, don’t worry.”) and the “# days ago” countdown, it was seriously looking like the final mission would actually be a trap for the duo or something.
Junipers voice actor did so well during the part where you send him the bottle that had “Juniper hated it” on it lmfao I can feel the disbelief and confusion
That's Wil Wheaton for ya!
"I Expect You To Die 2 [Ep.04] Operation: Party Crasher (no commentary)"
Or alternatively titled
"Witnessing the full extent of STFUs severe alcoholism for 30 minutes"
Your work is a diamond in the rough. Nuff said.
Ok who's idea was it to trust the alcoholic in charge of the cellar?
opening alone was enough to make me cackle, i think the agency hired you for your indestructible liver
That and their almost indestructible lungs from all those cigars
@bobberman4641 almost, because of the poison he inhales 24/7.
Funny as this was, slightly disappointed that you missed Gibson and Juniper arguing when he starts throwing multiple 'nades into the cellar with you. Still good though, nice work!
At 5:09 “ARE YOU DRUNK?!” “Yes!”
STFU grabbing one of the smoke grenades, and then looking back and forth between it and the cargo elevator before just going *Screw it* was absolutely hilarious!!! XD
What I love about your content is that (unlike other no commentary let's players) you actually have a personality while playing the game instead of just an emotionless bot playing the game as efficiently as possible.
Sees intro
Ah i see we’re in for another stfu banger.
Love the Portal ref on attempt 5 lol
that giggle ALWAYS send me into a laughing fit, TBH i lost this channel for a few months and i thank the gods i found it on my feed again!
Ah yes, nothing makes STFU happier than throwing flash bangs and smoke bombs in completely inappropriate situations, resulting in his own death.
I mean, I can relate. It's a fun little hobby to have
This person shows so much personality in their videos without saying a singular word.
Mad respect.
when you get a blood test, doctors find traces of blood in your alcohol stream
His blood is alcohol
When can we get more of that one zombie survival game? I need to see more of the gun gods and your ridiculously genius weapons of undead destruction.
He put the hat on as he choked to death on toxic fumes. As a true secret agent does.
Honestly my favourite thing about you is the stupid ways you end up dying, either from alcohol, cigars or both like that one mission in the last game
This mission had me so goddamn confused and then when I figured it out I was like "OOOOOOHHH"
Who else here was able to perfectly picture Juniper's face and body language in the beginning?
Bonjour ! I am French and I really like your videos you have a personality which is based on your movements these rather original! so .... HEY ITS YOU WHO ATE MY FRENCH CUPCAKE! spit it out immediately!
Wow thanks you for Reading my comment !
Sorry, that thing is long gone. I especially liked the little chocolate Eiffel Tower on top. C'est bon.
"Gibson, wine, glasses, ballroom, NOW."
Ok! (Proceeds to send up the intentionally wrong bottle.)
You're hilarious man!
I have loved your content since i found your channel
I like to think your agent reeks of alcohol and its why he barely ever takes a out in the open approach
Wonder what is their reaction on wearing that fancy mask while they check the wine cellar
Juniper has a fit and orders his henchmen to shoot you (although if you block their first shot, the henchmen will say that they can't hit you, and they'll start throwing grenades instead).
Or you can use a smoke grenade to block their sight.
I will forever love how STFU's Agent Phoenix is basically a master of the spy version of the drunken fist.
Finally, a secret agent we can all relate to.
You must have been in heaven when you played this
WOOHOO! ANOTHER ONE!
Hol' up, the cheese did damage when you didn't eat the cheese in quaters, can you die if you eat it whole?
No that was the knife, he was eating it off the blade and the game registered it as him stabbing himself
simply glorious as always
John: ARE YOU DRUNK?!
You: Yes.
Lel
Stfu your my favorite mute youtuber, cause memes 😂 but also the behaviors you display is something I love
Cool fact: masque of the red death is a real book by someone’s name I have forgotten, it’s about the fall of a kingdom because of a plague I believe
It's by Edgar Allen Poe. The basic premise is a Prince has a party and the Red Death pays a visit and everyone dies
@@jessedavis7911 ah, thanks
@@jessedavis7911 And guess who plays one "Prince Prospero" in the first mission?
The producers really did their homework on this one. Such a shame we had to ruin it for the Fabricator
5:09 thats the stfu way!
i was kinda hoping you’d start the mission and find yourself-
Ah yes STFU in the wine cellar. This won't end badly.
Oh, my brother had so much trouble with this level. Also the intro for I Expect You To Die [Original not the second game.] Is a vibe
Nice sfx bro
very good channel
I like the name of the last death nice portal reference
this the best level in all of the i expect you to die series
You know. I wonder if you can activate the gas and trigger a lockdown from that.
5:50 I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!
normal players: ignores the wine
captainsauce: has ciggerates in his ears
stfu and play: at the base he eats ciggerates for dinner and when he can grabs 2 bottles and starts having wine stroke/heart attacks (he doesnt care about iiiit.)
wait, what? how'd you empty the neurotoxin tanks?
There's a finite supply of poison gas: if you continuously gas any non-Wine-Cellar room, you can exhaust the entire gas tank, thereby making Zoraxis unable to gas YOU.
ever though of playing Payday 2?
man i hate wait but you can have your time all you want
NICE JOB COMRADE 10K FOR THAT 👍🤙🇷🇺👍🤙🇷🇺👍🤙🇷🇺 AND YOU FORGOT EP.5
That was fun :)))
13:30 you can Dodge The axe
yes
101 for the win
why hello there
GENERAL KENOBI
epic
Did you start the video drunk (because you put the stuff... in the hat)
cool
Will Wheaton is awesome
Nice
im pretty sure youre more drunk than the bigest alchocolich in the world
Lol so close
You know what I don't have any comments on this stfu in a wine cellar do I need to say more
............
FIRST FIRST I TOUCHED IT FIRST
Congrats bro :D
Yay
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Je je je je je je je je je je je je je en la vida no me gusta nada de nada y no me gusta nada de nada y no me gusta nada de nada y no me gusta nada de nada y no me
epic