Tomar fed us all parasites he put them in the water they’re in me they’re in me they’re in my brain help help help tomar has gotten me tomar controls me he’s taken over kill me help he’s in my mind
Bibser and Ottoheckel do a better job than these guys. All Oney does to make money is live stream for an hour, and people collectively pay $10,000 for Adam to be high and brain dead.
There are at least two examples of "Wake up Lyle" one from Worms and one from Whiplash, so there are enough moments to create a "Wake up Lyle" compilation.
brings me back to when tomar "misinterpreted" a fan coming up to say hello to him as a threat and turned their head into a cottage cheese-esque substance
Never forget, Cory is a total troll. Dude used to be a true menace to society. He might actually think thos, or just once made this mistake in his confised mind and keeps doing it to piss people off.
i love them both, and i've already seen every single clip of zach and tomar and dingdong and julian and lyle, but it still upsets me to see a new comp and it be mostly cory
@@randalabra3852 yeah cory and adam seem like nice dudes and they have their moments but I can actually feel my brain slowly start to un wrinkle itself whenever adam struggles to speak basic sentences and cory spergs out on sonic toys or some other childish thing.
@@Carbon3979Cory being incredibly dense and confidently wrong about 85% of the stuff he argues about makes me wanna drive my head through a wall sometimes.
34:39 Chris getting Zach to break by mimicking his "d-d-d-d" was such a hidden gem. Never noticing that makes me feel like I need to watch the whole Little Nightmares series.
22:33 I know this is a bold claim, but Cory forgetting the name of Limp Bizkit over and over again *after* saying it correctly the first time is probably the most melted his brain has ever been.
Zachstein Island is advertised as a happy place where you watch and draw cartoons all day long but in reality you receive horrific body alterations that makes you look like you’re from one of his hypotheticals (mouth 2X bigger, head 1% smaller, etc)
That would save me so much time from having to start the next compilation every time one ends, I could finally have one cohesive video to watch forever and wake me up when they scream when I'm sleeping! This is a really good idea
When I got a massive sunburn across my whole back, I watched oneyplays endlessly because the laughter helped me with the pain. Now that I'm being absolutely screwed in University, I watch oneyplays to make me feel better. Oneyplays is where I go when I'm in physical pain or when I'm frustrated and upset.
@@hoboishguy he went full schizo posting and YT yeeted his channel. He harbored such a big grudge that his reuploads onto his new channel had their thumbnails changed to anti TH-cam ones. He probably shouldn't have uploaded some of those videos, and when TH-cam came at him, he should've deleted them instead of just setting them to private.
Speaking of that classic line, it’s sad that compilation’s don’t feature DD or Julian episodes anymore :/ these compilations would be so much more interesting if there were moments from 2024 mixed with 2017
@@SubberCommentator900 It seriously is. Absolutely my favorite era of youtube, It’s Especially crazy considering we got a Best of nonsense and That trio absolutely had some slop come out of their mouth but none of it was in there ☹️☹️
Lyle gets it man, the funniest thing ever is to hear a word and then be like “isn’t that the *explanation of a word that’s similar*” like turnbuckle being Arbuckle lmfao, the only issue is sometimes people think you’re serious and try to correct you which isn’t fun :(
Yes, his bits are poor. If the dude took away his ego and his want to constantly talk over everybody and rant on something nobody wants to listen to, maybe he'd be liked. Crazy that a grown man hasn't realized that yet
I fell asleep with this on almost immediately, and that Rayman/Rain Man bit made me have a nightmare about that scene in the movie where Tom Cruise turns on the bathtub and Raymond starts freaking out and hitting himself
One of the worst things about these is that they are constantly evolving. They will come out with another one of these in some two years and we go through the cycles all over again.
i DEMAND a "best of every time a bead of sweat has rolled down tomar's glorious glistening bald head only for zach to surreptitiously lick it off before anyone notices" compilation or i will UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!
I listen to these compilations at work, and at 5am in pitch darkness I thought I had schizophrenia from the LOTR gameplay bc of how it plays in one earphone. Almost had a fear stroke hearing a demon beside me.
7:10 Are they accidentally referencing Zachs Goblin character Grimbo from JonTrons food games episode? He points a wand at Jon and says "I curse you, I curse you"
Did you know? Namaste is actually a statement of self-affirmation. When you get worried that you're being cringe and people want you to leave, you don't need to worry; just say to yourself- "Nah, Amma stey."
I seriously cannot wait for when they post a best of compilation of their best of compilations, i bet the first best of compilation in the best of best of compilations will be the best of zach compilation!
not finishing the vid, so tell me if I'm in the incorrect. they should put the part from Sonic heroes when chris couldn't understand cory saying "may i sharpen a pencil"
>Oney stopped animating to take the Lazy Option, Let’s Plays >Oney stopped Let’s Plays as often to take the lazy option, reposting old content >Oney so lazy, he can’t finish a game with the depth of a GameJam game It’s a vicious cycle. How long until he starts just streaming.
There's a lump in my brain that specifically tells me to click on these compilations that I've seen before but in a different order and context.
Tomar fed us all parasites he put them in the water they’re in me they’re in me they’re in my brain help help help tomar has gotten me tomar controls me he’s taken over kill me help he’s in my mind
Bibser and Ottoheckel do a better job than these guys. All Oney does to make money is live stream for an hour, and people collectively pay $10,000 for Adam to be high and brain dead.
Best of brain rot clump
@@jasbdmsbwhomp whomp they still funny
@@jasbdmsb W honestly
whenever i think you’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel, you somehow find a new layer of gunk to feed us with
act like you're not crinkling your feet as you lick that gunk off the floor
There are at least two examples of "Wake up Lyle" one from Worms and one from Whiplash, so there are enough moments to create a "Wake up Lyle" compilation.
Yum yum 😋
this is the equivalent of the single big dandruf
@@lookfat I don't even think he was being critical.
brings me back to when tomar "misinterpreted" a fan coming up to say hello to him as a threat and turned their head into a cottage cheese-esque substance
he's been too powerful ever since he acquired all 8 rare tomar emeralds
As gross as it was it WAS impressive, I also didn't know spines could bend that way. I learned alot that day.
taste wise or texture wise? cause the texture is the worst part about cottage cheese, if it's just taste i could fuck with that
@Vaguer_Weevil
It'd be pretty cool but they all come out tomarded and that's pretty not cool.
@@KanadasKid I like the texture am I a freak
before starting i just know “would you like to sharpen a pencil” is on here 😭
LMFAO
It’s DONE
honestly the most iconic of misunderstandings
God it better be
The amount of times I was forced to see that painful fucking bit could not be counted.
Can’t wait for BEST OF MISPRONUNCIATION
BEST OF MISGENDERING
That’s just the Corey and Adam compilations fused together
17:46:21 compilation of Corey
Pt 2 is Adam
Best of autism is gonna be huge
Longest comp in oney history
Cory's refusal to separate Linkin Park from Limp Bizkit is the most infuriating Cory thing I've heard.
Oh jesus that's horrifying.
Lip Buzzcut?
Yeah but we got the phrase "Lint Bizkit" out of it, so like, you win some you lose some.
Never forget, Cory is a total troll. Dude used to be a true menace to society. He might actually think thos, or just once made this mistake in his confised mind and keeps doing it to piss people off.
@L.Pondera no these are all his genuine thoughts this is just him
Best of breathing air between sentences
Best of turning away from the mic to scream
best of war crimes (every single video ever)
this but it should be ONLY the moments they breathe between sentencess
Lemme guess, it’s gonna be 70% Corey/Adam shenanigans
i love them both, and i've already seen every single clip of zach and tomar and dingdong and julian and lyle, but it still upsets me to see a new comp and it be mostly cory
@@randalabra3852 yeah cory and adam seem like nice dudes and they have their moments but I can actually feel my brain slowly start to un wrinkle itself whenever adam struggles to speak basic sentences and cory spergs out on sonic toys or some other childish thing.
@@Carbon3979Cory being incredibly dense and confidently wrong about 85% of the stuff he argues about makes me wanna drive my head through a wall sometimes.
@@tylermcroy6720his take on limp bizkit really got to you, huh?
@@Carbon3979 no wonder I don’t like Cory so much, he actually makes my brain smooth when I hear him…. Adam is aight
The laugh at “Zachstein’s Island” always makes me smile.
can't wait for the best of coughing/sneezing
The abusive dad who sneezes into his son's mouth
Id honestly love that. Sneezing is funny to me for some reason.
@@RacingSnails64 from the tale of Timmy Two
Based pfp 😎👌🏻
@theduck7346 _Tommy_ two my dear boy
Ain’t even watched it yet but I just know Tomar is going to ask “is Peter Griffin really based on a baseball player?” and it’s funny every time.
This is my most highly anticipated bit in this compilation
How in the hell do you mix it up that bad. Who was he thinking of??
@@bingdinggold1877probably Blake Griffin
Even if he's a basketball player
@@GG_AKA_GAVINno he just missed a topic shift lol, it was right after they were talking about Peter Griffin and Tomar was distracted.
Enough is enough. Keep hotdogs $1.50.
"I was talking about Everybody Hates Raymond"
that is such a Cory thing to say, he's conflating "Everybody Hates Chris" and "Everybody Loves Raymond"
I do that too
@@NBDbingo5 I looked them up because I knew that one of them was "everyONE", not "everyBODY", and I wasn't sure which one
they both say everyBODY
I always, ALWAYS accidentally say "Everybody love Raven" like the chick from "That's so Raven" and it pisses me the fuck off lmao.
He tricked me into thinking that was the name too
Breaking Seinfeld
34:39 Chris getting Zach to break by mimicking his "d-d-d-d" was such a hidden gem. Never noticing that makes me feel like I need to watch the whole Little Nightmares series.
22:33 I know this is a bold claim, but Cory forgetting the name of Limp Bizkit over and over again *after* saying it correctly the first time is probably the most melted his brain has ever been.
when lyle said "the Coomler elves in their gross tree, making soggy biscuits" i literally shit
Soggy biscuit
Did the fish go crazy?
@@nonytknocker where do you think all that great music came from? RIP
"I curse you" could be a reference to the JonTron Food Games video. The line is voiced by Zach, as it happens.
Yes
ZACH WAS THE GOBLIN?
@@AshTronaut99 Zach was indeed the voice of Grimbo (not the one in the costume though, I'm 99.5% sure). He was also in a couple episodes of Starcade
Thanks for putting these questions to rest
@@Hylian_Herald He was one of the writers of Starcade too
“Oh my goodness glaciers…” fucking kills me every time
It's fun and funny to say, gonna try to use that from now on
Zachstein Island is advertised as a happy place where you watch and draw cartoons all day long but in reality you receive horrific body alterations that makes you look like you’re from one of his hypotheticals (mouth 2X bigger, head 1% smaller, etc)
Next thing you know, they’re gonna post a video compilation that’s just every single video they’ve ever uploaded…
They have to do a Best of "Best of" Compilations compilation first
Best of autism! Ive been saying this for like 7 years
and it takes multiple years to fully watch.
"Oneyplays- Complete Series"
That would save me so much time from having to start the next compilation every time one ends, I could finally have one cohesive video to watch forever and wake me up when they scream when I'm sleeping! This is a really good idea
Cant help but remember when Cory called the Compass the Rombus.
*Rhumbus
21:21 I can hear Cory's brain sludge pouring out of his ear and then slurping back up once he comes back to reality for a minute.
When I got a massive sunburn across my whole back, I watched oneyplays endlessly because the laughter helped me with the pain. Now that I'm being absolutely screwed in University, I watch oneyplays to make me feel better.
Oneyplays is where I go when I'm in physical pain or when I'm frustrated and upset.
It's been 3 months, is your life still this cycle of pain and laughter begetting yet more pain?
You guys are just edging us at this point
Glad you enjoyed bro
Ong
Oneyplays: best of shooting a big hot load all over my screen
If the comps are the edging, then whats the bust/ the coming
@@theduck7346 you, replying to my comment 🥴
At least half of these aren't even misinterpretations. I can respect the hustle.
That's when you misunderstood
Timestamps?
@shanemiller1182 I do not have time to pull timestamps for an observation I made off the cuff sorry my dude
@@kevo-o-o damn…
Timestamps?
12:06 Zach was about to say "situation" but corrected himself to "sichiation"
Anything with Cory recalling the holocaust as the hodaddy or wondering why there was a potato famine because theres ground everywhere is fine with me
Mom get in here, OneyPlays uploaded another massive compilation strung together with a vague theme that's barely conformed to!
I'm high and 3:40 scared the fuck out of me lmao
I'm lying in bed sick with some kind of stomach bug and that made me jump, lol
im sober and that shit gave me chills
@@Blue-bf8lv Lmao
Funny how cory hates Limp Biscuit for being whiny but likes Crush 40
I’m convinced he doesn’t know who Limp Bizkit is
Im still suprised we dont have a best of fat albert bits lol. Theyr so good and they need to bring back the big man more
It would be like 5 minutes
@@owene2530 but itd be funny
I swear Otto had one on his channel before the incident.
What even was the incident? His channel got banned or something?
@@hoboishguy he went full schizo posting and YT yeeted his channel. He harbored such a big grudge that his reuploads onto his new channel had their thumbnails changed to anti TH-cam ones. He probably shouldn't have uploaded some of those videos, and when TH-cam came at him, he should've deleted them instead of just setting them to private.
Now do BEST OF HATE SPEECH
It's just four hours of disjointed gameplay dubbed over with _Donkey Kong_ noises but we all know which ones are Tomar.
@@DistractedGlobeGuyYou mean all of them?
i had my phoeb in my pocket sorry
"Namaste. Just happy accidents." - Bob Ross
This is nothing, this was literally just nothing
It’s *MARIO* Mom…
Zach is acting like that no good *Wario* again in the thumbnail
Speaking of that classic line, it’s sad that compilation’s don’t feature DD or Julian episodes anymore :/ these compilations would be so much more interesting if there were moments from 2024 mixed with 2017
@@SubberCommentator900 It seriously is. Absolutely my favorite era of youtube, It’s Especially crazy considering we got a Best of nonsense and That trio absolutely had some slop come out of their mouth but none of it was in there ☹️☹️
@@SubberCommentator900there’s already a HUGE amount of those comps on TH-cam though
@@mega_bird700 Yeah but it would be interesting to see old and new videos meet a particular theme.
Greta Thunberg cursing everyone at the UN is way funnier than it should be
More than half of these are just cory being smooth brain lol
When's the best of using our larynx, lips, and tongue to form words compilation coming out?
In 15 years
Babe, get off the toilet! New Oneyplay Best of! Babe!
Bro... remember when Chris was asked to be On HBOs Dune
Wait... he wasn't paul???
That Peter Griffin jumpscared me
Cory's reaction to hearing "Skuttlebutt" is priceless. iykyk
One of the best in the “best of” series yet! Can’t wait to see how this genre develops! My sleep has never been better.
That peter griffin scared me so badly that I could see my vision brightening as my pupils dilated
I Knew It Would Happen Because Of Your Comment And It Still Caught Me Off Guard
I read this comment like 5 seconds before it happened. Like your comment actually saved me. Thank you
i swear to god if this doesn’t have “return my wig or suffer the slab”
it's actually so impressive how wrong cory gets names
Lyle gets it man, the funniest thing ever is to hear a word and then be like “isn’t that the *explanation of a word that’s similar*” like turnbuckle being Arbuckle lmfao, the only issue is sometimes people think you’re serious and try to correct you which isn’t fun :(
Place the doll on the Pennis - Joshua Tolmar
I feel bad for Cory. He doesn't do bits poorly, his methods are just never understood
He's too ahead of his time man 😥
@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14he’s ahead of his time, before his time, and somehow also after his time.
Yes, his bits are poor. If the dude took away his ego and his want to constantly talk over everybody and rant on something nobody wants to listen to, maybe he'd be liked. Crazy that a grown man hasn't realized that yet
The "I Curse You!" bit never fails to make me laugh, especially since it started because of Zach.
It's so hot when Cory does his signature ahigao
if the cory translator bit isnt in this than ill scream until mucus leaks out of my ears
Best of Lyle intentionally misinterpreting things while Cory unintentionally does it
I fell asleep with this on almost immediately, and that Rayman/Rain Man bit made me have a nightmare about that scene in the movie where Tom Cruise turns on the bathtub and Raymond starts freaking out and hitting himself
One of the worst things about these is that they are constantly evolving. They will come out with another one of these in some two years and we go through the cycles all over again.
The wrestling duo of John Turnbuckle and his buff cat, Gorefield
The Peter griffin jump scare really made me jolt in terror
Can't wait to hear the translation bit with Cory, Chris and Zach for the 1000th time. That debacle always tickle a specific part of my brain.
My sense of humor is mutating, my friends and family are worried and banding together. I enjoy their covers
Grimbo may live another day…
i DEMAND a "best of every time a bead of sweat has rolled down tomar's glorious glistening bald head only for zach to surreptitiously lick it off before anyone notices" compilation or i will UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!
I know people overuse this phrase, but this compilation is actually turning me stupider
WOW! 1 hour, 21 minutes, and 47 seconds of Adam reading dialogue! I can't believe it!!!!!!!
I listen to these compilations at work, and at 5am in pitch darkness I thought I had schizophrenia from the LOTR gameplay bc of how it plays in one earphone. Almost had a fear stroke hearing a demon beside me.
It hurts oh god it hurts
48:56 Corey trying to relate the pronunciation of Mercury and Mario together is really fun
Can't wait for the BEST OF BEST OF COMPILATIONS
release the Schneider cut chris
Chris crinkling his feet for four hours
Love u fellas but please include more from the DD/Julian era (& OneyStays) for these ♥️
Hi slop dog
@@toshibe2805hi!
WE NEED BEST OF NIAAAAALL
It’s just him falling over on a loop, 10 hours
@@SubberCommentator900 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS NIAAAAAAAAL
NIAAAAALL more like AAAAANILL
@@abildamil i TOLD you dog!!!!
This video put a big Cheshire Cat grin across my face
The Irish potato famine bit is great, should have included the whole reaction
7:10 Are they accidentally referencing Zachs Goblin character Grimbo from JonTrons food games episode? He points a wand at Jon and says "I curse you, I curse you"
worth it to hear Jumboot Jamstrang again
Love that Zach is basically just drawn as Charlie now
Chris falling from the clown room and transitioning to smeegol was one of the BEST edits I've EVER seen on this CHANNEL
"Your move, China." Lmfaoo
i so hope the hitler clone thing is in this
BEST OF BEST OF COMPILATIONS COMING SOON
I always enjoy the thumbnails
Thank you Chris for this compilation (Chris made this compilation he said he makes them on the stream last night)
Where’s best of oneysays? Where it’s anytime oney has said something?
10:17 Chris going "That's pretty cool actually." is soo funny
These are somehow not clips I've seen millions of times, keep up the good work.
I don't think any of these clips have shown up in any compilation yet, I'm impressed
*erm...* is there a *Mister* Interpretations?
Chad Big The Cat: “That’s me babe”
cant wait for "best of gameplay" and its just 9 hours of no commentary gameplay
Y'all should make Corey's dogberryism's into a compliation. Makes for great content 😂
Did you know? Namaste is actually a statement of self-affirmation. When you get worried that you're being cringe and people want you to leave, you don't need to worry; just say to yourself- "Nah, Amma stey."
I see Zach’s botched circumcision job has worked out well for his new 2025 twitch con cosplay
So, no one else is tired of these kind of compilations?
they're made to game TH-cam's recommendation algorithm
@@nobody_gtk perhaps, mad gay tho
I seriously cannot wait for when they post a best of compilation of their best of compilations, i bet the first best of compilation in the best of best of compilations will be the best of zach compilation!
A fun compilation would be:
"BEST OF TAKING JOKES PERSONALLY!"
That'd be fun
not finishing the vid, so tell me if I'm in the incorrect. they should put the part from Sonic heroes when chris couldn't understand cory saying "may i sharpen a pencil"
I can't believe the famous "May I sharpen a pencil" bit isn't on here.
16:18 the idea that Tomar had no idea what "thine" was when these guys are his friends is astounding.
when are we getting 'Best of Delusions' and its all the times they refer to and address a nonexistent figure seemingly called 'Tomar?'
>Oney stopped animating to take the Lazy Option, Let’s Plays
>Oney stopped Let’s Plays as often to take the lazy option, reposting old content
>Oney so lazy, he can’t finish a game with the depth of a GameJam game
It’s a vicious cycle. How long until he starts just streaming.
last night bro
Uh oh
I respect his hussle, he probably needs money to keep producing the game
@@HotdogAmigos The game that looks worse than said GameJam projects with little to no funding, done in a weekend?
@@ElCaptainAustralia let’s see your game dude, bowlbo looks fantastic, you clearly have no idea how game design works
not me getting jumpscared by Peter Griffin
I both have and haven't seen this exact compilation before