Most likely God would stop them before even eating the mouse. Like with Abraham, it was good enough he was willing to go through with killing his son Isaac. Something your gut tells you is wrong with certainty but putting your faith in a higher power who can see the big picture.
@@bigboy4137 yes it did. Two words: Blade Runner. That whole series is about making genetically modified humans for specific purposes and implanting memories so they can control how they act. So if chris had said, “if you were in Blade Runner and they made a tiny hitler, would you torture it?” Then they couldnt say shit about the rules of that universe. They simply had to accept his definition of clone because that is what would have been accepted by everyone in that hypothetical universe. Real life logic only applies to a hypothetical until it tries to override the logic presented in the hypothetical. The point is to work creatively within the new rules presented to you in that situation. Additionally, rejecting the premise of a hypothetical is just shutting down Chris’s improv. If i told you, “what if gravity inverted tomorrow, what would you do?” And you start arguing how thats not possible, thats not what I asked. You have to accept the situation and reply with how you would react. To be fair, Chris should have accepted the answer that they wouldnt torture a tiny hitler, but they should have worded it as “because THEY would feel he didnt deserve it” even if it was legally required to treat someone as the person they have memories implanted from.
More like Dream realized he has no marketable skills that will allow him to make even a fraction of what he makes as a content creator in a real job, so he swallowed his pride and left retirement LOL
I feel like less of a gross radioactive freak when I’m chugging wine straight from the spigot out of a franzia box as long as an Oneyplays comp is playing while I do it
You fool. Luck has nothing to do with it. Each one of the members of the group were made in a lab (zach especially) and then spent the first two and half years of their lives next to a radioactive lump 4x the size of the elephants foot. This was carefully planned and crafted
At 5:18 It's for my guguguguguuguguguuugurlllfrieend... Trump : 'okay that looks like we can sit here' Chris's ability to rapidly repeat syllables is amazing! 😂😂
Tomar what would you do if you were cut into a million pieces but each piece grew into it's own Tomar? It does sound like something Zack would come up with lol.
I was having a really good time chortling along to this epic vid until you guys brought up Cobb county Georgia. As a former resident of Cobb county this was incredibly triggering for me as Cobb county is an unfortunate place where no one should ever go, and your mere mention of this travesty of a location has ruined my entire day.
i was watching a video for one of my classes for college, and autoplay took me to this video and i still had my playback speed on times 2x and listening to this was made it a lot more entertaining for some reason.
I like to imagine Adam getting mad at himself for imagining the invisible creature that assaults him. Claw wound appears on his face and instead of freaking out he instead blames himself for imagining the whole thing.
zachs field mouse hypothetical backfiring just like chris's tiny hitler hypothetical is poetic justice at its finest
Most likely God would stop them before even eating the mouse. Like with Abraham, it was good enough he was willing to go through with killing his son Isaac.
Something your gut tells you is wrong with certainty but putting your faith in a higher power who can see the big picture.
Chris’s hilter one made sense though.
Especially since Zach more than likely fed Chris the Hitler hypothetical.
@@zapman6528no tf it didn’t
@@bigboy4137 yes it did. Two words: Blade Runner. That whole series is about making genetically modified humans for specific purposes and implanting memories so they can control how they act. So if chris had said, “if you were in Blade Runner and they made a tiny hitler, would you torture it?” Then they couldnt say shit about the rules of that universe. They simply had to accept his definition of clone because that is what would have been accepted by everyone in that hypothetical universe. Real life logic only applies to a hypothetical until it tries to override the logic presented in the hypothetical. The point is to work creatively within the new rules presented to you in that situation.
Additionally, rejecting the premise of a hypothetical is just shutting down Chris’s improv. If i told you, “what if gravity inverted tomorrow, what would you do?” And you start arguing how thats not possible, thats not what I asked. You have to accept the situation and reply with how you would react. To be fair, Chris should have accepted the answer that they wouldnt torture a tiny hitler, but they should have worded it as “because THEY would feel he didnt deserve it” even if it was legally required to treat someone as the person they have memories implanted from.
Adam confidently saying, "Greetings my salutations," and Chris having to stifle a laugh is a highlight of these highlights.
2 hours and 38 minutes of top tier background noise to listen to while I draw. I love it
glad im not the only one
Yup
I never learned how to draw. Only to sculpt.
Can I see what you drew
@@Corkoth55sculpt me a beautiful Armenian corey
2:33:01 I love how Tomar manifests his inner Zach for this bit
It’s hard to believe winter + spring was 20 years ago 😔😔😔
Zach's "would you eat a mouse to get into heaven" = Chris's "Mini-Hitler"
Its like Zacks own "911 2 - escape to Africa"
Mini Hitler is the least funny thing this channel ever produced, only slightly Above green and retired
@@roachdogg-exhey green and retired actually did suck, the mini hitler one was alright
@@roachdogg-exi could hear your neck fat slapping together as you typed this
@@bibblyboing bro I could hear you being all dumb when you used the voice command to send that comment
0:58 zach so frantically screaming “THE MASKS THATS WHAT THE POINT OF THR MASK IS
@OneyPlays_1..... do you think your parents are proud?
Been looking for this comment, one of my all-time favorite zach moments
1:07:54 the way Zach screams "Chris!" is like he's just been shot
This aged so well, the oney boys made Dream put the mask back on
@OneyPlays_1... omg i cant believe i won
That's what the point of the mask is
Hrmmm this comp aged like a fine whiskey in an oaken barrel.. I hath no gold, accept thine humble thumbs up :^)
More like Dream realized he has no marketable skills that will allow him to make even a fraction of what he makes as a content creator in a real job, so he swallowed his pride and left retirement LOL
@@jakefaulkner8381ttttttt😎😎😎😘😎
I feel like less of a gross radioactive freak when I’m chugging wine straight from the spigot out of a franzia box as long as an Oneyplays comp is playing while I do it
Get help
straight from the spigot? utterly shameless behavior. you should be butt chugging that shit instead.
@@ozmondU can say that about our entire fanbase
Slap the bag
@@Corkoth55A rite of passage
My mum made pasta for dindin
I'm very jelly
@@alwayshere6956Not jelly but pasta you see
What kind?
I got chickn piccata tonite 😎🍝
My mummy said I can come over and eat pasta
My respect goes to the editor that was forced to make +2 hour video, hope Oney feeds them well in basement
the helix whip works wonders
Only rotten beef
He’s running on a strict diet of aquarium gravel and expired toothpaste
I just want to say this but I’ve seen you in like seven different TH-cam shorts and other TH-camrs comment sections and idk why
editor palpatine
2:29:57 love how chris litterally tells them how to color over a certain color and lyle and tomar completely ignore him
Y'all consider how lucky it is there's this many guests with great chemistry with each other to improv with?
You fool. Luck has nothing to do with it. Each one of the members of the group were made in a lab (zach especially) and then spent the first two and half years of their lives next to a radioactive lump 4x the size of the elephants foot. This was carefully planned and crafted
not really, i’m usually busy studying theory and physics so i don’t have time to deal with furniture such as this.
@@-cyndaquil ???
@@-cyndaquilhahahahahaha that's brave as hell
Theyre guests but theyre also Chris' friends so thats prob why the chemistry is never awkward
1:25:21 Always gets me, fucking psycho and I love it.
It’s one of those channel moments where as you’re watching it, you think “yea I’m witnessing history here” 😂😂
The eat the mouse hypothetical has to be one of the most heated moments on the channel
Tomar finally snapped
I remember shapiffany
I'm partial to the little Hitler "clone" debacle myself
Major L for Zach on this one, Tomar immediately saw right through his bullshit.
Tomar was too attuned to Zachs japery and the result was half-bridled Tomarage
How haven't I heard that eat a mouse hypothetical yet?
That whole clip NEEDS to be in every hypothetical compilation from now on.
Zach opening with his Mario voice immediately took me back to his first ever animation, whoa.
Holy shit YES
I’ll never stop finding it hilarious how Chris just immediately reverts to baby talk at 8:39
I can't wait for the Best of Spring + Winter Complete Series
Sily bot Christopher would never use emojis
I can't believe I was selected to win by THE Christophus O'Neilleon
Can't wait for Best Of July 23rd - March 14th
I like to think that Trump challenged Homer Simpson to the Ice Bucket Challenge because he thought they were real like Chris did as a child.
They got it wrong. Homer challenged HIM, and Trump mentioned this fact. I'm about to make a comment about this lol
At 5:18 It's for my guguguguguuguguguuugurlllfrieend... Trump : 'okay that looks like we can sit here' Chris's ability to rapidly repeat syllables is amazing! 😂😂
Wow, they truly were the Oney Plays
50:00 Zach just doesn’t want his friends to go to Hell. I can easily explain this to Chris if given the chance to speak heart to heart👁️👁️
You deserve more thumbs up for giving this sacred gem timestamp.
When Iron Lyle blasted thru the rilla was an s-tier moment
12:07 this is SOOOOO funny I rewatch it every time
Chris saying “Keep the eye out for big giant drop” will forever be my favorite thing he’s said
chris' sounds so defeated when he says "im goin to hell" 48:50
Finally something to watch while jelqing
Cory won me over with "Some horrible event that happened in the 1930s, like the bombing of the coca cola factory.".
I had no idea how much I loved the idea of giants flossing
Wow can’t believe this was the finale
What a wild ride guys. Best of luck in your endeavors.
what?
what?
Finally, someone convincing.
I wish them the best, it’s been a wild ride
1:04:24 I died laughing at Zach screaming "Stooooooooop!" after they all went silent
5:30 Now THAT is how you do a joke
Don't let your friends lead you astray from your faith Chris. You can be faithful as well as be friends with them.
It makes me happy to know Chris grew up Catholic
Chris drifting off and suddenly asking "what year is it?.." is a feeling we've all had in recent years.
I picture that dancing baby gif every time they say “you are NOT the baby”
Keep these compilations dripping
06:04 got me cacklin on the toilet at 4AM
38:57 Chris does the perfect Talking Ben laugh
50:40 Zach gets frighteningly close to sentience
13:56 got tomar more than ANY bit I've heard yet
Are we just ignoring the “a star!!!” “Says you tomar” 😂
47:27 tomar cant handle the mouse scenario anymore and tries to change the subject to how they pronounce peer-pressure
2:38 is one of my favorite parts
9:20 I swear I saw an animation of The Jizzness but I'm pretty sure it got taken down like the next day lol
I laughed to hard eating lunch and now i got the shits, thanks a lot Oney Sephiroth
13:20 I got super gaslit there. Had to go back to see if Tomar really said "make fanart of me making eggs"
I'm sitting here reading the autobiography Tomar released called "Tomie" and it's pretty eye-opening stuff
The tome of Tomie
"AAAHN~ ❤️ TOMIE!!~"
Tomar what would you do if you were cut into a million pieces but each piece grew into it's own Tomar? It does sound like something Zack would come up with lol.
Great compilation, love the scene of Adam recreating goatse while saying “ho ho ho”
Jesus I wish they would play more modded Teardown, some of those bits had me in tears
the second life video reference at 1:46:10 killed me
he beat shadow the hedgehog on kiss your ass goodbye mode, dude... *gulp*
39:35 Hands down funniest bit. 2:27:49 second funniest bit
*Yawn* "This funeral is so boring i wish there was something fun to watch"
*how boring?*
hopefully i can get at least 10 rewatches out of this one
There are multiple instances in this video of Lyle saying "it all feels the same in the dark".
That can't be a coincidence.
pls does anyone know what video this is? 34:58
I guess there’s no more Pizza Tower, from this day on, now and forever more :(
I’m so happy Tomar mentioned Cobb County, it is my home
I've been asking for winter AND spring references for the longest time, thank you BESTOFGAMEPLAYS! 👊brofis
1:21:28 Chris's best bit
Don't fall, winter, and spring, like the summer when da numbers do da ting
1:33 can we have a chris singing compilation they always fuck me up n he sounds so cute LOL
1:03:18 absolutely gold
Can’t believe its been since 2014 when this was uploaded
I was having a really good time chortling along to this epic vid until you guys brought up Cobb county Georgia. As a former resident of Cobb county this was incredibly triggering for me as Cobb county is an unfortunate place where no one should ever go, and your mere mention of this travesty of a location has ruined my entire day.
i dont wanna remember what happened in cobb county, georgia. i had a panic attack when they talked about it.
Someone needs to make a compilation of how Chris and Zach's brains like telepathically connect on bits whenever they're together lmao
2:25
3:00
3:18
5:29
7:28
14:21
39:35
40:21
55:01
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1:33 top 10 oney moment for me. The shame in his voice when Chris says “…never mind” always makes me laugh
1:06 i was singing chris' rendition of the dream song in the shower today not knowing where i heard it or what it was referencing LMAO
Hooray new compilation to fall asleep to (only to be awoken by the screams of Corey)
ty for uploading the interview
39:14, underrated development in Oneyplays
Sorry for triple comment but i just wanna say all.the breaking bad bits and better call saul are always gold 😂
Please make more teardown with mods videos. It made my whole smile grin!
2:00
Homar
That british witch lady bit so nice they showed it twice
“tomar, tomar why won’t you look at me~???Look me in the eye and piss on me~” 1:33
woah! a best of comp that includes clips from an indiscriminate period of time!
This is the best one yet, and i have watched almost every best of
40:25 This is what pioneers of civilization refer to as an "American"
The sandbox games always bring out the best shenanigans😂
1:00:40 is the funniest goddamn shit
i was watching a video for one of my classes for college, and autoplay took me to this video and i still had my playback speed on times 2x and listening to this was made it a lot more entertaining for some reason.
love this, so happy with zach and chris, tomar and liale. love you all so much. my name is Corey, I've never met another Corey
1:33 is my ringtone now
Wow, this really show's how poorly Tomar can focus on the game with his friends in the room
1:46:58 tomar unleashing his witch personality
Chris was the heckler at the Michael Richards stand up
45:20 lyle has a good point
someone should turn Lyle's dream into a full-length feature film 2:15:00
You beat the word out of my mouth is a great coreyism lol
2:12:48 We love Adam, so inspiring.
I like to imagine Adam getting mad at himself for imagining the invisible creature that assaults him. Claw wound appears on his face and instead of freaking out he instead blames himself for imagining the whole thing.
Compilation: zach and Chris make Tomar narrate and then bully him the entire time
Whats the game at 57:56 ?
Best of last week next please
Next of best of the the best next week: Wexford edition
The Heaven Mouse Hypothetical
5:27 lol
Last 2 hours of work won't be so bad:)
I hope you guys make crazy bank off of these compilations because I be watching them non-stop