Red vs. Blue - Biting The Hand | Rooster Teeth
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About Red vs. Blue:
In the distant future, two groups of soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
Show Notes:
Since this is Halo, no hands really get bitten. Sorry we scared you for a second there.
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"Lying is such a shisno concept, I mean human concept" I couldn't stop laughing at that part xD
At least Gary wasn't lying when he said he'd stop saying shisno.
Church: "You're a computer! I thought computers can't lie!"
Gary/Gamma: "They can if they are programmed to lie.
Church again: "Were you programmed to lie?"
Gary/Gamma again: "...No."
LOL. I was actually feeling pretty bad for Grif for a second there!
Same. Then I thought, hang on, this is RvB
Grif poured all of his heart into that speech.
I knew Sister wasn't dead but I still felt so much empathy for Griff? Even though it's a comedy, a bond between siblings is still a strong one. And the voice acting is so REAL. I felt a tear in my eye. But then I hear, "That slut!!!" And I laughed my ass off.
"Why does everyone keep hanging up on me!?"
Ahh I love it when Church is having his angry moments
Caboose: and horrible meanness
Church: no that's all natural
"That's gay."
- Donut
How's it gay?
Donut: "Wait, She's not dead, she's just naked!"
Grif: "What?"
Donut: "TAKE A SCREENSHOT TAKE A SCREENSHOT!!!!"
that was Simmons who said it "TAKE A SCREENSHOT TAKE A SCREENSHOT!!!!"
And thus, a solid story line starts forming. I love you Rooster Teeth!
I love you too, Vic!
The bit with the Freelancers sets up a huge shock for the season nine finale! Can't wait til season ten.
Are you programmed to lie?
...
...
No...
Oh come fucking on! Computers beating me again...
4:22 i watched red vs blue twice now and this to me is the funniest moment in the series
Caboose- " What about the second after that?"
Tex- " Can I kill him?"
Church- " No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food."
Yep, that last line killed me. I am now dead.
Something fishy is going on, and it is not Tucker's kid.
it is amazing that this is on netflix
Only the first 5 episodes though.
no each episode is like one season
This is on NETFLIX?
Congrats, RoosterTeeth. You made it.
I miss Gary
You mean Gamma?
"Look! There's my room! And the locker room! And the showers!" "I hope this thing isn't connected to the Internet."
Take a screenshot! Take a Screenshot!
York and Carolina...
Damn, you guys really had all of this planned didn't you? Genius writing and storytelling right there.
Doc is getting it in with Griff's sister (; lmfao
The ending with Simmons when donut says she's not dead she's naked and Simmons says
Quick take a screen shot was just hilarious
Take a screen shot, take a screen shot!!! XD
Joel is so awesome!!!!! I love Red vs. Blue!!! I watch my dvds all the time!
simmons 4:04 - 4:27 halo games references!! finish the fight!
"the only thing i need to do is stay red and die."
epic line :)
Tex: "One second he was here, and the next he was gone."
Caboose: "What about the second after that?"
Tex: "Can I kill him?"
Church: "No I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food"
LOL
"Take a screen shot, Take a screen shot!!"
Nice, good job like always :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA. "Let's finish this fight later". Nice reference.
Seriously, this is geniuos work! They should make a real comedy show...
i got 1-4 on dvd, i need to tart getting the rest now, lol, took me 2 1/2 hours to watch season 5. Each seasons like a movies length! i absolutely love red vs blue
Damn watching these past few seasons has made me start to miss all those old maps
There's only one explanation: Through the mysterious force known as Space Magic, Church and Tex bonded with their robot bodies and turned organic. They are now alive again.
This epsiode sets up for the epicness in the season nine finale!
Loved that ending
Ohh, ill have to rewatch that again then.
Tex: "Can i kill him?"
Church: "No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food."
XD
"Wait a minute i though computers can't lie."
"They can if they are programmed to lie."
"Were you programmed to lie?"
"............No"
"Goddamn it."
Funniest line ever.
Haha, i love the new descriptions there using for the video.
Tex: One second he was there and the next he was gone.
Caboose: What about the second after that?
Tex: Can I kill him?
Church: No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food.
haha Sarge: "its like removing a bandaid, quick and painful"
im willing to bet that these computers are something from the freelance project that we learn about next season. this is why i went back thru the series, to see if i could pick up on stuff. rooster teeth is brilliant!!
im glad i read the episode info....i was really scared
the commercial was so good...I actually watched the whole thing...
i love this show
loved the ending
oh snap! When church said that he had to make a phone call, my phone immediately rang. hahaha
uploaded on my birthday!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYY 10 EPISODES AND NOT 1 AD
"WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP HANGING UP ON ME!!!"
And the story begins
"TAKE A SCREEN-SHOT, TAKE A SCREEN-SHOT!" lmfao!!
0:13: Hope you watched Out of Mind between Seasons 4 and 5, people. Also, this sure sets up Seasons 6-10 quite well.
4:04: And while all this is happening, the Human-Covenant War is nearing its thankful end... though that means the aforementioned ancient aliens will come back into the foray. Also, nice mockery of precursor races and extremely blatant Halo 3 advertisement campaign reference.
Poor Grif... and then 5:27 shows up. Classic!
lol "Gotta go see ya la vista"
OMG, Caboose mentioned my home town, Portland! woo!!
Roosterteeth has only released this to the public today, despite the upload date. They have kept it private until now, and this is all the views it has
oh my god that forerunners bit in the computer room was hilarious.
"Take a screenshot, take a screenshot!" That is most straight thing Donut has ever said.
Church: "You're a computer. I thought computers can't lie."
Gary: "They can if they are programmed to lie."
Church: "Were you programmed to lie?"
Gary: "no..."
Church: "***dammit!"
Good to know York is still alive though
Neither of you can spell dumb, nor your, but Caboose is not dumb. He's a genius whose intelligence we cannot even comprehend.
Donut: Oh look she's not dead she's just naked
Somewhere off in the distance "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow"
I like how junior talks
Doc, that has to be the LONGEST, ahem, "physical", ever.
LOL loved the last part of the vid...
im glad RVB is better than most shows on t.v
@dinocubfan I've seen it. It's just that every time they bring up the time travel experience to everyone, they get that evasive tone of voice.
epic. This kicks ass
Time to finish re-watching withing 10 days...
Oh yes screen shot ,paint ,paste , now we got a great portrait
I'd take that screen shot ASAP
Nice, a shark week ad. for "biting the hand"
lololololol!!! I really liked the whole Forerunner reference.
0:26 the first mention of York and Carolina.
Tex:one sec he was there the next sec he was gone.
cabose: what about the next sec after that.
i love cabose hahaa
Church: WHY DOES PEOPLE KEEP HANGING UP ON ME?!
^ Lol xD
Caboose: And your meaness
Tucker: No dude thats all natural
@Venaloid Season 9 is BEFORE red vs blue it says. "before there was red vs blue there was project freelancer".season 9 happend before red vs blue
this episode makes so much more sense after you watch reconstruction.
Tex: one second he was there, the next he was gone
Caboose: What about the second after that?
Tex: Can I kill him?
Church: No, I'm saving in cause we ever need him for food
take a screen shoot! take a screen shot!
LOL
@PPKDude852 I think they explain that it was all an elaborate scenario created by the freelancer program. They never really went to the future, they were just put into a new training scenario for the freelancers.
@GameStroll DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT A SMALL SPOILER: According to the most recent episode of Red vs. Blue: Revelation, they never went into the future. That was just a bizzare scenario set up by Command.
yake a screenshot take a screen shot is the best line there to me no offense sarge lol
TAKE A SCREEN! TAKE A SCREEN SHOTT!!!! 😂😂😂
Around 2:00 when Church asks gary(aka gama) if he was programmed to lie that pause. You know he's lying. I'm just like, seriously? How can Church not realize that??
It was part of a joke
i know, and its funny but its obvious. Welcome to the world of oblivious soldiers who we're not even sure if they can be called that.
he did realize that Gary's lying...
+Bryson Scott No, he didn't. He totally believed it
"take a screen shot take a screen shot!"
Lol
Jesus Christ! You scared me! I thought someone was going to bite my hand.
@Nomad5334
>Voice function "#Paradox!$Aaaaah!"
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>Restoring lost thought
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>Diagnosing Error.
>Error Identified:
>Paradox thought detected.
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>Voice shutdown.
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Ha ha ha "oh she's not dead she's naked!" "quick take a screenshot!" ha ha ha
lmao woot i loove this series
wow did not see that coming
the end was funny! XD take a screen shot take a screen shot.
Simmons: Let's finish this fight later.
Master Chief: Excuse me?
the wayyy advanced civliization there talking about at 4:23 is the forerunners
nice acting geoff
"Lying is such a Shisno concept.. I mean Human concept." XDDD LMFAO
Last 40 seconds = EPIC LUULZ xD
take a screen shot! take a screen shot! lol!
Chruch: were you programed to lie?
Gary: ........ No
it does, they are re-posting thier RvB Episodes
Tex: One second he was there the next he was gone
Caboose: What about the second after that
Tex: Can i kill him
Church: No im saving him for food one day