Hahaha je hebt helemaal gelijk, in plaats van dat hij ze eerst in Google translate Nederlands doet, doet hij ze in het Engels. En oja ze kunnen de g niet uitspreken
Yeah everybody joking and all about the tulips, but ain't no body saying that it made our economy one of the bests in the world at that time. Oh, and also, I couldn't resist to.. G E K O L O N I S E E R D
1949: Dutch:ok you can have your independence but West Irian is still mine. 1963 (maybe,because i forgot): Dutch:i surrendering,now all of Nederland Indies is yours.
Well we used to have 2 flags, the Staatenvlag (State flag) and the Prinsenvlag (Prince flag) which contained red and orange (Oranje) respectively. But when the Dutch Nazi's (NSB-ers) started using the Prinsenvlag our royalty definitively got rid of it. But in the time of our spice trade the Prinsenvlag was most prevalent
Tegenwoordig is dat inderdaad niet echt bekende informatie nee, maar zulke obscure stukjes geschiedenis kunnen soms wel erg veel achtergrond hebben dus daar hou ik wel van
As a dutch kid, I don’t really like that there are people that think that “all” dutch people smoke weed, eat cheese and wear wooden shoes. This is just my opinion. :)
Italy: pizza should evolve in all countries as we would love to see pizza evolve as a food. Canada: haha pineapple go brrr Netherlands: how about some weed pizza? With a tulip garnish
When your country will never get their own episode and only mentioned in other country meme as either the Dutch colony or the spice island Cries in Indonesian
*When people realize the VOC wasn't the reason behind the Dutch Golden Age but rather the grain trade with the Baltic:* "I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that."
Nee, wat hiermee bedoeld zou zijn was dat van Oranje nog wel respect en loyaliteit had voor de functie van Spaanse Koning maar dat Fillips II het recht op die positie was kwijtgeraakt omdat zijn zorg niet langer primair bij de bevolking lag
I can smell some sarcastic but i just wanna get this out there. This part 2:08, where its said our anthem praises the king of spain. WvO was king Phillips 'friend' ,so thats why. After that Spanish people got a lil wild for 80 years.
Don't forget,your country has invaded and colonize my country until 1942,and then when we are independence,1946,your country doing military aggresion until 1949,your country was wiped from my country.Remember this date. August 17th,1945
It's a shame that my country is famous because of the Golden Age, because yeah it was a shamefull period of slave trading and because of the slaves we trived so much in the wealth.
You can give us a lot of shit about tulips but they kept us from starving a few generations ago. Also the way the bot pronounced 'verwarde boosheid' really tickled my lachbotje x'D
Cant believe you’ve made 2 dutch memes videos without once mentioning us driving our only tank into the water or our weather. Our constantly changing weather.
Spain brought its language to Mexico England brought its language to America Portugal brought its language to Brazil Netherlands France brought its language to Quebec
Dutch: Laten we de anderen even in de maling nemen. English: I am giving you a translation for Dutch words Frikandelbroodje = Televison Vmbo'er = Mirror Memerijen = Memes
Spider man far from home: Walks right through the flower field and goes with a plane over it The Netherlands: 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Actually our flag is this 🇳🇱 And not orange white blue
2:12 I know it's a meme but our anthem is in the perspective of willem van oranje and the verse goes that he always honoured the king of Spain but that the king of Spain was a tyrant and therefore we had to revolt.
2:10 first of all the dutch were the first to have a national anthem and a striped flag. So our national anthem was more "the history of our country" So yes it mostly mentions the reason on how it came to be. Then all the other countries interpreted it wrong and copied us by all making a national anthem only instead of making it a story they made it a nationalistic song.
1637 Netherlands: Gekoloniseerd
2019 Netherlands: Bezuinigd
Onbegrijpelijk briljant. Echt super geweldig
Te triest voor woorden
Wat een kut vid
En we zijn rood wit blauw niet oranje wit blauw
Waarom doen ze het ons aan
Dutch in the title: *exists*
The dutch: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
zeg makker
justjochem *K O K O S N O T E N Z I J N G E E N S P E C E R I J E N*
justjochem makkerendemakker
nani ik ben ook nederlandiaans
Wat is deze
I am Dutch and I love how they prounounce the Dutch words lmaoooo
Je kan ook wel Nederlands praten
@@user-rt3wc2xj6s dit kanaal is niet Nederlands..
Bruh
Hahaha je hebt helemaal gelijk, in plaats van dat hij ze eerst in Google translate Nederlands doet, doet hij ze in het Engels. En oja ze kunnen de g niet uitspreken
Ik ken elke taal in de wereld
Yeah everybody joking and all about the tulips, but ain't no body saying that it made our economy one of the bests in the world at that time.
Oh, and also, I couldn't resist to..
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Im dutch and i never heard of that word..
@@belentwigt-martiolaya946 are you sure you are Dutch?😨
@@belentwigt-martiolaya946 then I highly doubt you are Dutch
@@belentwigt-martiolaya946 how old are you ? it means that we "borrow" land without goving back
Indonesia : *Declared it's independence*
Dutch : *You weren't supposed to do that*
1949:
Dutch:ok you can have your independence but West Irian is still mine.
1963 (maybe,because i forgot):
Dutch:i surrendering,now all of Nederland Indies is yours.
So they did with belgium in 1830-1831
that's a good one
Only because of the anticolonial pressure of the USA did we actually give up, else we probably would have genocided them again
USA: No, He was right
everyone: the area 51 raiders will be Americans
Two tulip boys: *Hold my Heineken*
LiamGL Hertog jan*
Ties en govert
Nee amstel bier
die ducktape boot was beter
@@gaialunaminke9380 yap
"It's not slavery, it's unpaid internship" - pretty much all of the western world
LMAO ABEL HI another hetalia fan
It is facts
Comments:
5%: Nice video!
95%: *G E K O L O N I S E E R D*
This comment is now _g e k o l o n i s e e r d_ by a dutch human
Specerijen?
Hoeveel wil je?
@@sanswithagun7368 10 kilo nootmuskaat poeder om te snuiven
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
That guy who has been begging for this for 130+ days:
_Ah_ _yes_ _inner_ _peace_
Yea I remember that dude
Lol o yay this got a heart
It's over 150 days actually... I should know
When does the Dutch memes 3 comes out
ah eindelijk innerlijke vrijheid
This guy: the dutch flag is orange white blue
Almost everyone in the world: the dutch flag is red white blue
(Its red white and blue)
Well we used to have 2 flags, the Staatenvlag (State flag) and the Prinsenvlag (Prince flag) which contained red and orange (Oranje) respectively. But when the Dutch Nazi's (NSB-ers) started using the Prinsenvlag our royalty definitively got rid of it. But in the time of our spice trade the Prinsenvlag was most prevalent
@@mreknijn im literally dutch lmao lol ik ben gwn nederlands
@@mreknijn maar dat wist ik zelfs niet 😅
Tegenwoordig is dat inderdaad niet echt bekende informatie nee, maar zulke obscure stukjes geschiedenis kunnen soms wel erg veel achtergrond hebben dus daar hou ik wel van
Bruh heb je geschiedenis gehad
the fact that this man made 2 of these videos makes me feel very honored as a Dutch dude
Italy: we have the best cheese
Netherlands: hold my frikandel broodje
Die is goed man
More like: hold my kaassouflle
hold my brood met boter en hagelslag
Hold my kaas
hold mijn stampot
Me: *a Dutch girl* finally, some memes that my parents can understand and relate to
Me a fellow dutch boy: _AANDELEN_
Hoi
And me an Indonesian boy can somehow relate to this ._.
@@Bennieboy918 True, true
@@LincolnVincent I really don't know why o posted that comment
Island: has spices
Netherlands: *i’ve come to bargain*
Nutmeg atom:*exists*
The dutch 99999999km away: it smells like money in here
Nutmeg atom: wait that’s illegal
Rip chemistry grades.
People: where is all your water?
Dutch: good question
Indeed we are known on the world stage of our magic with creating land out of no were
Me as a Dutch person:
A shit here we go again!
Dutch flag:* has blue on it
Indonesians: wait, that's ilegal
The Dutch: buys tulips
Also the Dutch: Kijken, kijken, niet kopen
Toch blauwe onderbroek weg.
Het is iets dat mijn vader altijd zegt.
Aaaaaaa
The Dutch: has a tiny country compared to others
Also the Dutch: makker kom ff naar de efteling wij zijn lit
En ze hebben gelijk.
@@taartopdekers4926 Ze hebben wel echt gelijk. Ik heb medelijden met de mensen die nog nooit naar de Efteling geweest zijn
Letterlijk dat gewoon even kijken nie kope
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
J A
L A C H S _ I N _ N E D E R L A N D S
Kokosnoot is geen specerij makker
S P E C E R I J E N
Ja hier zocht ik naar
As a dutch kid, I don’t really like that there are people that think that “all” dutch people smoke weed, eat cheese and wear wooden shoes. This is just my opinion. :)
Yep dat is waar! (Ik ga ervan uit dat je dit kan lezen!😂😂❤)
Maar dat staat in al die ansichtkaarten
We don’t it’s just memes
WIE DIT LEEST..
Moet na de lockdown naar de Efteling, je verdient het
@@taartopdekers4926 ik ga ook naar de Efteling :) ben er al lang niet geweest
I am Dutch and it was actually quite accurate, and I loved how he pronounced the Dutch words XD
me to
ja echt hè😂
Dutch boat disguise itself as an island to escape
Japanese sailor:nishi,is that island moving?
Nishi:looks at the sake bottle
"Neh,we must be drunk"
*isrand
@@dp-2835 what?
@@Fm_1055 The Japanese don't have the letter "L" in their language. As a result, it's common for them to pronounce L as R.
DP-28 Or how a japanese would say as island 島(しま, shima) Or アイランド(airando)
I love this one
Area 51 raid: *no success*
The tractor demonstration in the netherlands: *success*
*trekker
Yes it is going to shit in Den Haag the army was even called in to contain the protests
😂😂😂😂 i mean tfw you just have a group of people who decide we’re just gonna lie down on top of a tram rail and keep everyone from going anywhere
It is success with double s
@@generals1584 oh thanks
Italy: pizza should evolve in all countries as we would love to see pizza evolve as a food.
Canada: haha pineapple go brrr
Netherlands: how about some weed pizza? With a tulip garnish
Wow, a Dutch meme compilation that's not all about weed!
When you upload a video with “Dutch” in the title you can expect to get
*G E K O L O N I S E E R D*
Colonized. I'm Dutch.
cutie pie it means colonised
When your country will never get their own episode and only mentioned in other country meme as either the Dutch colony or the spice island
Cries in Indonesian
G E D E K O L O N I S E E R D
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Give us the spices.
@@27ratsinatrenchcoat90 *give me the plant*
@@themblue8236 is that the official name? I just know about Dutch east Indies or hindia belanda
They forgot the Dutch als inveted wi-fi, strong alcohol and donuts
Leden van de Staten-Generaal bij deze koloniseer ik deze video op verdenkingen van het houden van specerijen lang leve Republiek der Nederlanden!🇳🇱
*When people realize the VOC wasn't the reason behind the Dutch Golden Age but rather the grain trade with the Baltic:*
"I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that."
S.W.G. De Rooij
Indonesia: exist as a spice island.
Netherland: I am speed.
Well, its also the selling of spices brought in by the VOC in the Baltic, for an inflates price of course
The reason for the Dutch Golden Age was... the Dutch :)
My history teacher was like: Yo the VOC wouldnt have been possible without the mothernegotions
Me: the what?
Can u explain further ?
België: doesn't exists
Zuid-nederland: exists
1 Van Leeuwen eens
Gvd België bestaat wel
No.
Elias L'Oeuille ew casual
Het is " Belgium" in het engels
When you see a video full of memes about your country:
*POG IN DUTCH*
Actually, the 'honoring' of the Spanish King is meant ironic in our national anthem. It was written during the war
Nee, wat hiermee bedoeld zou zijn was dat van Oranje nog wel respect en loyaliteit had voor de functie van Spaanse Koning maar dat Fillips II het recht op die positie was kwijtgeraakt omdat zijn zorg niet langer primair bij de bevolking lag
I'm dutch and i cannot stop laughing at this video xD
Me too
(Batpone)
Ik ook
Het voelt goed om te weten dat mensen het beste en prachtigste land kennen.. k laat maar het begint te regenen >:(
@@justacactus4460 ja altijd godverdomme regen
I as a Dutch person can testify that all these memes are 100% accurate!
@Kasper Verstegen vroeger wel tijdens 1634
@Kasper Verstegen small brain
De uitspraak van de V.O.C🤣
Micah van Everdingen yup
I can smell some sarcastic but i just wanna get this out there. This part 2:08, where its said our anthem praises the king of spain. WvO was king Phillips 'friend' ,so thats why. After that Spanish people got a lil wild for 80 years.
'Who are you?'
'I'm a Dutch person above 6 feet!'
'Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down!?'
me learning for school: boi this is boring
me learning from memes: did the netherlands invent al that stuff? this is more useful than school
And philips is also a Dutch company so we basically invented the lamp
@@SmolWeeblet Yea we are so cool;)
You: put dutch in the title
99% of the Netherlands:
0_0
100% xD
Ja man
Dit is vies accuraat lol
8yo me: hears netherlands
8yo me ah, yes minecraft
who is 8yo me ah yes minecraft
and why didnt he say anything
Frick off
fricc
@regina the cute creepypasta dude learn how to handle a joke
I think it's super funny that they don't use the Dutch flag, but the flag of Luxembourg 😂😂
As an Australian I was bored of watching Australian memes then I saw this and realised I'm half Dutch
We all know beetlejuice right?
In the netherlands, we say “Keversap”
K
Is that an orange, white, blue flag?
Cries in red, white, blue flag🇳🇱
🇳🇱: “am I a joke to you?”
Orange white blue were our colors in the Golden age
Its the prinsenvlag stupid dumbass
Het is de vlag van vroeger maar oranje was the licht.
Countryhumans: (・・?)
Prinsenvlag was oranje-wit-blauw maar die werd toen door de Nazi's gebruikt en daarom wordt hij niet meer gebruikt om Nederland voor te stell
what are Dutch people using to pay ?
A : money
B : spices
C : TULIPS
Non Dutch: says gekoloniseerd on a Dutch themed vid
Dutch: makes Soviet jokes
Where's old mate wanting another Dutch meme video for months?
I'm Dutch... Actually learned a bit of history about my country which I didn't know yet... LOL
@Yanick Linssen ik let liever niet op... Veel te saai joh 🙄
Don't forget,your country has invaded and colonize my country until 1942,and then when we are independence,1946,your country doing military aggresion until 1949,your country was wiped from my country.Remember this date.
August 17th,1945
@@ardhid.s.r9867 ahaha... Dat weet ik. *Kolonisatie*
@@carticod78 what did you say?please say it on english.
@@ardhid.s.r9867 G E K O L O N I S E E R D
America: The dutch flag is orange, white and blue
Dutchman: laughing in dutch
O ja
Dat is de prinsenvlag
@@jochem68 nee das toch rood wit blauw met oranje wimpel
@@ingeborg5565 Nee, de wimpel kan boven een Nederlandse vlag gehangen worden als er iemand van het koningshuis jarig is
Ik bedoel hij was vroeger wel oranje-wit-blauw
Oof why is the flag: orange, white, blue
Its: red, white, blue
*GEKOLONISEERD*
Because red was *GEKOLONISEERD* by orange
America: We have a powerful leader
Netherlands: Our leader rides a bike like a normal person
America: *You weren't supposed to do that.*
When it's only Dutch history memes. Dutch athletes and motor sporters "am I a joke to u?"
*spice exist*
The Dutch:
IL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Maaf brother😂
At least we did do some good things between all the mess
It's a shame that my country is famous because of the Golden Age, because yeah it was a shamefull period of slave trading and because of the slaves we trived so much in the wealth.
Dutch to Water: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Water: "I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!"
Frikandel broodje: *exists*
The Dutch: GEKOLONISEERD
VOC when they invaded Indonesia:
It's free real estate!
Voc never invading Indonesia fyi
@@rnvyh5998 they did
@@MrBeast60o0 theyre not
@@rnvyh5998 read dutch history
0:24 Sees the meme:
*Cries in indonesian*
*Lacht in het Nederlands*
Cries in Divided
You can give us a lot of shit about tulips but they kept us from starving a few generations ago.
Also the way the bot pronounced 'verwarde boosheid' really tickled my lachbotje x'D
I honestly laughed the hardest at the pronounciation of 'verwarde boosheid' like wtf :')
I'm dutch and this is just f**king funny as hell 🤣😂
No one:
Netherlands when they need spices: **ight imma head out**
@regina the cute creepypasta weet je wat memes zijn
@regina the cute creepypasta doe normaal
congratulations, you learnt the whole dutch history
I'm so proud that our country's name is litterally the Minecraft underworld.
No one:
Netherland: Hold my frikandelbread
Frikandelbrood... *viseble confusion* that would taste very weird.
Frikandelbroodje :O ik ben nederlands
what is frikandelbread do you mean frikandellenbrood
Memenade: Dutch invented a lot of cool shit
Me a dutch kid: wait really?
We also invented python, it's a programming language
@@Sharp_Stone and submarine
@@steyn1775 Ow lol well even I didn't know that! haha
@@steyn1775 and Wi-Fi
And burning boats
Someone random: i’m so so hung-
Dutch: eat worstenbroodje
The dutch in 1945: Wow that war shouldve never happend
The dutch in 1947: Ok just send 10000 soldiers to indonesia
being dutch myself, hearing the robot voice trying to say netherlands things is so funny to me
'''what? i can't hear you over my spices'' LMAO
As a dutch person I can confirm this is 100% true
5:53 "gekoloniseerd" and Micheal de Ruyter.... haha im dutch and you tried to say it 😂
Nice video btw
Dutch people: laughs in cheese weed hagelslag windmill woorden shoes language
@regina the cute creepypasta lol chill t is gwn een grap he
Doe je dom of ben je dom?
50% of the meme: *_ducth in 1672 found land with lot of spicy stuff_*
My country is so great that there is a meme video from six minutes long
*the ultimate flex*
I like that the memes are about wasting money on tulips. But still tulips are one of the biggest export of the Netherlands
FINALLY, HE LISTENED TO US DUTCH PEOPLE, THE BEGGING DUDE IS DONE, Now on to part 3
Me: Dit is grappig want ik ben Nederlands
English people: visible convulsions
Jothanos zElfde
ive never been so offended by something thats SO true
Cant believe you’ve made 2 dutch memes videos without once mentioning us driving our only tank into the water or our weather. Our constantly changing weather.
Spain brought its language to Mexico
England brought its language to America
Portugal brought its language to Brazil
Netherlands
France brought its language to Quebec
South Africa
Its dutch, not Netherlands the country is the Netherlands, but the language is Dutch
@@Daniel-gk1dp ja dat bedoelt hij ook, zie je niet dan dat ie alleen alle namen van de landen benoemt
Indonesia, Suriname and South Africa
@@luukvelthuis3906 oh miss wel ja, ik heb iemand die velthuis als achternaam heeft ._.
Tulips are red
Tulips are also blue
Tulips where basically
The bitcoins of 1642
Italy: we have the best cheese
Dutch farmers: hold My klompen
Fun fact, corrected for inflation, the VoC still is the most valuable company to have ever existed
Dutch government in XIXth Century: exist
Napoleon: *It's free real estate*
Het is 'dutch' niet 'netherland's' jij incapabele idioot
@@user-wc3wu2mx3m I've corrected it, feel happy right now?
@@Admiral45-10 i'm satisfied. Thank you :)
@@user-wc3wu2mx3m no problem, bro ;)
Alright now let's start asking 5 years for dutch memes 3
Spices: Exists
The Dutch: Hippery, hopperty that spice is now our property!
People:so how are u so lo-
Long Dutch people: WORST
The first Dutch to have discovered tulips be like
= |
'_'
'o'
I've waited half a year for new dutch memes. thank you
Frikandel broodje: exists
America: WHAT IS FRIKANDELBROODJE
Fun fact: The VOC is worth 8.28 Trilion dollars. This is more than what Apple is worth (2 Trillion)
Dutch: Laten we de anderen even in de maling nemen.
English: I am giving you a translation for Dutch words
Frikandelbroodje = Televison
Vmbo'er = Mirror
Memerijen = Memes
Iemand anders die alleen voor de Nederlandse memes kwam omdat ie zelf Nederlands is?
Ja dat ben ik
Ik denk vrij iedereen hier.
Spider man far from home:
Walks right through the flower field and goes with a plane over it
The Netherlands: 😡😡😡😡😡😡
Actually our flag is this
🇳🇱
And not orange white blue
0:29 Fun fact: out of all the things that are standing above that, we only eat cheese, but just as much as everybody does lol
draag jij nooit klompen?
2:12 I know it's a meme but our anthem is in the perspective of willem van oranje and the verse goes that he always honoured the king of Spain but that the king of Spain was a tyrant and therefore we had to revolt.
I learned more about my own country by watching these memes than at school.
Bruh wooden shoes are old, that's why I wear them
2:10 first of all the dutch were the first to have a national anthem and a striped flag.
So our national anthem was more "the history of our country"
So yes it mostly mentions the reason on how it came to be.
Then all the other countries interpreted it wrong and copied us by all making a national anthem only instead of making it a story they made it a nationalistic song.
Every Dutch person here, 5:05 bruh the flag is Red, White Blue not Orange, White, Blue
Oranje white and blue was actually the original flat it was changed later to red white and blue just saying
It was called the prinsenvlag, and it was later changed to the flag we all know and love today