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Tn1 1UE
Wife:*calls him fat*
Daz: “ I can see why he f*cking killed her!”
True and funny xD
are you
So true
Lol 😂
Chloe Equestrian omg Lol right when I read this he said it
*i swear if she calls me over weight again, im gonna throw her down the well* why is this me?
Thats me im overweight (as i describe myself) nd this hit and i said to myself "anybody calls me that at school, i will throw them down to hell XD
Stranger Cerys same
YAS QUEEN. FUCK ME UP WITH YOUR PFP
Stranger Cerys lol they dare say that to me
Melinda Cute you too extra 🙄 like calm down
ANYONE ELSE HAVING LUNG FAILIURE AFTER LAUGHING SO MUCH AT WHEN HE JUMPED OUT HIS SEAT 😂😂😂
Meeeeee
I was gonna comment that😂
I’m just having lung failure all together watching this it’s that funny
Ella’s Life yes they didn’t only fail they completely stopped
Heart failure and lung failure, commenting from heaven
Ok but like when he said
"Rats!! Ratata" who in 2020 straight up thought "I'm in the ghetto ratata!"
Emily Perez yess
yessss!!!!!!
TIKTOKKK
Emily Perez I thought about the Pokémon Rattata
Emily Perez what’s that?
“ *OH MY ALBINO MAN* “I laughed so hard at that part
But the sound that came after it though 🤣
Albeano man lol
Same 😂
Yan-YanTheBeeQueen SAMEEEE
he makes it so funny but it’s still so scary so he’s like comforting
heyitsgracee hahahaha 🤣 true
Yeah
EXACTLY
heyitsgracee So true
Like PewDiePie.
Daz’s scream scared me more than the zombie thing😂
Same😂😂
Mickey Frickin mouse same
Same here
dido
Witch one😂
21:17 THAT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
Me too
I silently screamed while witnessing that jumpscare.
"All the weapons I need to defeat some old men in my garden" I'm done
" whoever this albino prick is... he's getting on my last nerve "
My mood tho!!!😂😂
Lillian Clift he needs some spray on tan he is next level albino he gonna need the whole store stock of some spray on tan
when i read this comment i was confused then he said it ahaha
Lillian Clift like l was just at that part like as soon as l read the comment 😂
🤣🤣😂
17:30 "this looks like the conjuring!!"
Realizing that the house is the exact same from the first conjuring
xd Soggywafflez that’s was the first thing i noticed 😂
Bro at the beginning i was like “this is familiar...” and when he said that I was like “OHHH”
YES! that's what I realized as well. Versus everyone else just focused on daz's reaction
OMG YES! That was the first thing I thought!😂👻
No it doesn't
*”i’m not in i’ve gone on holiday”*
literally me when someone knocks on the door when i’m home alone
He’s gonna need a holiday after this
Daz: Maybe we should just let him stay
:Awkward Pause:
Daz: He's gonna kill us he's gonna kill us
"Oh, it's going to come on my head!"
-Daz Black, 2018
i laughed at that bit too XD
lmao and then he was like "yay we did it, turns out we didn't need the broom after all" that could be easily misinterpreted
8:37
“really expensive”
*drops on the floor*
“whoops.. not anymore”
alexa smithson THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH
alexa smithson actually same
Why is that me ?
My favorite parts:
2:43 “he could lose some weight”
4:39 his montage of looking for the poll thing
6:05 box of bottles
6:22 he sees why she gets murdered
8:12 FBATY FAATY
11:04 jumpsscare
13:55 gettin’ rid of junk
14:22 don’t forget about the guy
15:34 till 16:03
18:20 scared ya...
19:18 rats
21:17 that really scared me. I jumped and I felt a tingle go through my body. Jeez, man.
23:49 he bought a clock
THANK U I needed this
Thanks this was fun
At the 21:17 one I had my headphones all the way up...... I took the off and turned them up by accident then my ears died....
ellie lorrance oof! I’m so sorry for you!
Omg 18:20 scared the shit out of me gave me a heart attack 🤣
"OH MY ALBINO MAN" 😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T RN
Queen Leo I died at that part LOL 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh this looks expensive *throws it against wall"
Zoe Gilmartin *me when my enemy shows off like..*
Zoe Gilmartin lol
Why did you put a * and "
@@xxxtentacionschleich5758 because they can duh
I've done something similar
I got spooked at the beginning
Maisie the fangirl i think we all did lol
I haven’t seen a single person list out the jump scares and I’m not having it my heart can’t take this😌🪓
There is now :)
@@pretzel_zzzp8919 yes, yes there is
Lol I don't even need the list in all of his video. I just go straight watch it B)
5:15
*maybe... maybe.... I have to brush the f***ing ceiling* 😂😂😂😂
"oh im not having fun-rAAATTTSSS GRATATATASS"
“There’s an old man on my lawn”😂😂😂
Box: "F B A T Y"
Daz: "is my wife saying I'm fat again?"
*Daz: "Flips cube to A"*
Box "F A A T Y"
Daz: "Yep she is."
Me: *Bursts out into laughter and tears while accidentally hitting my sleeping dog next to me*
Is your dog okay?
I'll lose weight when I want to!!!!
Hahahahahahaha XD
YOU MONSTER. I MAY BE SCARED OF DOGS BUT STILL (this be a joke)
HA!!😂
"Ouuu it looks expensive. eBay. Honey, we're making an eBay account." 😂 me
Hey mommy and daddy and I will be in the pizzeria the original transmission from your system immediately I am looking for a couple of my ancestors.
Hey Daz! There's a psychological horror game out called "Debris." It has multiple endings, and is very, very good - if a bit difficult! It looks like a game you'd like, seeing as you're holding out for the better scares for us! (Thanks for that!)
Love you Daz, stay Dazzling!
19:20
Cardi-B coming up with new lyrics😂
i know right so funny
Lmao😂😂😂
Yesss
Rylee Howes oh my god 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me: replays jump scare to see what happened
Lmao same
Same
@@animebeans6540 bro u here in 2020 too
Everytime💯
Lmao 100% same
Here's the lyrics at 1:58 Sing along!
Yeah!
Driving a car in the woods,
Oohohh
Gonna hack my girlfriend up with an axe, you know
In a weeks time,
oH sHit i'M dRiVinG
Sienna Porter I sung along thank you best comment yet
@@marniejones5548 Thanks Marnie Jones :D
Thank you I sing along 😂🤣
Lmao
Thank you! 😂😂
*oh shit I’m driving*
"Whoever that albino prick is he's getting on my last nerve" 😂😂😂👏
Robyn F I laughed so hard at that 😂
Mollie batham me too, 😂😂 I just can't deal with his comments sometimes 😂, I couldn't breathe when he screamed and ran out the room 😂😭😂
His reactions and comments are the reason im watching him. He's funny as hell.
Disguised Panda same 😂
"That looks expensive "
*yeets item*
"Ohp, not anymore"
We don’t really need to know what he said it’s also a spoiler for people who are at the start and have not seen that part yet
@@t0c391 if u don't want to be spoiled then why don't u just watch the video urself and not look in the comments....anyone else can do that too....it's kind of common sense
“there’s an old man on my lawn” *says that in a sad, scared voice*
“Your very handsome hmh”
*Knocks over picture*
“Ha woops”
''I hope he didnt fall down that well''
Daz: *i freaking hope he did!* XD im crying
He's the only youtuber that could make laugh at the first seconds of the video!
“B****! ILL LOSE WEIGHT WHEN I WANT TO.”
that sent me flyingggg 😂
Daz: "Hunny where's the pole"
Me: *dying of laughter*
OH MY GOD THAT FIRST SCREAM MADE ME DROP MY PHONE 😂
*I have a feeling ima do it again!*
Edit: I did it again
Rebecca Mahon Dark Deva Of Destruction I dropped my phone twice lol 😂
@@thedazzlerharriet._.8929 SAME😂
OMFG YAS
I just had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday. And holy fuck it's so hard to laugh without laughing 😂 😂 😂
Rebecca Mahon Dark Deva Of Destruction 😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’s so funny 😆 😆
*DAZ + HORROR = MY PERFECT SATURDAY*
Zoé Mongeau trueeee
Zoé Mongeau I agree ! :D
Agreed
Omg yessss
Agreed ❤❤❤❤
Daz: “do you know anything?”
The horse:*falls*
Daz: “I’ll take that as a no.”
We don’t really need to know what he said it’s also a spoiler for people who are at the start and have not seen that part yet
@@t0c391 A lot of people do this and I haven't seen your comments on anyone else's comments so please don't hate when somebody is trying to be funny.
God, that thing crawling towards him when he was crouching was the first good jumpscare I've gotten in a while... This game is so fucking good so far.
I was got by every jumpscare but that I think it’s because I knew something was gonna happen and covered my screen 🙈 because Daz jumped so bad I had to see what happened then it got me a bit 😭😂😂
CrazyCakes Yeah, his reactions are really funny, I can see why you'd wanna look 😂😂 but I usually never jump from horror games, so I feel like this is gonna be a great game
Lost Flame I normally jump at everything 😂 but I was like on edge throughout the whole game which I never normally am. Honestly it just seems like it's gonna be amazing in every way, shape and form. I really want to know how the beginning happens to come lmao shame it's coming in 2019 😩😂
CrazyCakes I wanna know too, but tbh if it's gonna be this good I'm kind of willing to wait 😂
Lost Flame Of course 😂
“I’m alright in here I can live in hear I got shelves”😂😂
_Anyone else noticed how the house is the same replica of the house from the movie Conjuring🧐?_
I didn't realize it until it was pointed out
Dun dun dunnnn
yes oml. i was wondering who else was gonna notice it
Big brain 🤯
ive watched both the conjuring and the conjuring 2 millions of times and i noticed it straight away
Jumpscares and normal scares:
11.05-(middle)
12.07-(middle)
13.00-(small)
14.24-(between middle and big)
15.02-(middle)
15.24-(small)
15.46-(middle)
16.40-(small)
17.32-(small)
17.45-(small)
17.55-(middle)
18.20-(big)
18.43-(middle)
18.49(middle)
19.18-(middle)
20.16-(between middle and big)
21.19-(BIG!!)
22.32-(very small)
23.12-(middle)
23.22-(middle)
23.49-(middle)
24.38-24.47-(middle)
Your welcome🤣🤣😆😆
Put a : so we can click them please thank you
@@tombplayer6911 yea please do
i now find myself scrolling to you comment every minute to prepare for the next jump scare lol
life saver 👍
Thx
“I screamed” you scream in every video whether it’s scary or not lmao
Mocha .Tabby lol, that's what I was thinking
Mocha .Tabby best comment
Trueeeeeee xD
''I'm not in...I'm not in! I've gone on holiday''
The quote I will now use when I open my door to my friends
Jumpscare list:
(I added what level of "scariness" they are)
11:04(average)
12:08(average)
14:42(minor)
15:04(minor)
15:48(minor)
18:21(major)
21:20(major)
23:50(minor)
Sorry if I didn't get them all
Finally found it
You saved me😂
Oh u fucking missed one I shit my pants
life saver..
Thank youuuuu
*sees a man in his house*
Daz: OH MY ALBENO MAN!!
Me have lung failure for laughing so hard😂😂😂
I was drinking coke and I started choking when I heard that 😂😂😂😂
I had a ful blown asma attack 🤣
"Really expensive!"
*Throws on the ground*
Now thats how a real man treats his prized possessions... and then we go buy more!
XD
@@didelisidiotas7424 yeah right
Al Marcus I was joking, but I guess some people can’t figure that shit out
Anyone re watching in 2019 cause daz is amazing
Yessss
Binging all of his old horror play-through vids. ✌😎
Me lmao I shit my pants !!!!!!!
JK
I am from the future I come from November 19,4040 I am from a DIFFERENT GALAXY
Yep! This is amazing XD
“You’re a handsome man” *strokes picture *
no one:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
daz: I HAVE A POT!!
LMAOOO
I'm so scared, but Daz keeps making me laugh.. *SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS!!!*
bag o' purritoes MEEEEEEE!!!
True
Same xD don't worry whenever Daz is here you'll sure have a fun, joking and happy time even if your in a haunted house with the crooked man ((the weird ghost man thing)) while wondering around in the conjuring house 😁😆😅😄
Kitty • r/iamsmart
#bago’purritoes I totally feel you
Welcome to the comment section!!
We have....
●Daz's comedy
●Blankets
●cute stuffed animals
●pillows
●sweets
●salty snacks
● delicious beverages(such as tea)
●stress balls
●AND friends to keep you company!
Worry no longer,you are safe down here!!!
Thank you!
May I bring some warm cookies?
That’s what they said at most places in the walking dead... but guess what?! MOST OF THEM ARE DEAD! FREAKING DEAD!
Yay! Safety! 😊🥰 🤗
Idk why but I love this comment🥰
daz: *looks at the dates see that its august so also see the year 1979* also daz: *carries a box into the house* "this is my new playsation" me: *claps*
imagination thats all you need
PlayStations were totally made in that date
Were they XD
😂
Daz is literally young me “I dont want to go upstairs there’s monsters upstairs” 😂 😂 😂
Markiplier: Plays horror games and cracks jokes
Daz: Plays good horror games and cracks clever jokes
Now I wait
Tekk Solstice bravo
Daz is better tho tbh.
((EDIT)) I had to re-read your comment to understand your point lol. I completely agree btw.
Markiplier used to be my go to for let's plays...then i found Daz! I think he is wittier by far. I still watch Mark, but Daz is top.
I do think they're both talented at that they do, but Markiplier focuses on the actual storyline. For example, Alien Isolation and Outlast 2 both show Mark really trying to understand the plot of the game. But they're still both awesome
Tekk Solstice bvykjbib
Who else is just hiding in the comments section when it gets dark 😂
Friends React lol as soon as a scary part comes on a open comments
Friends React me
I am 😂😂
Friends React me lol
Friends React me cause dear God i’m scared out of my wits
Daz:ooh what's that.
*throws against wall*
Ooh its an iron
Daz talking to the painting: 'Oh your very handsome'
Me throwing my phone half across the room forgetting its on the charger when man crawling on the ground pops up out of f***ing no where
Daz: "I have a POT!!"
Of tea? HA!
19:20
cardi b coming up with new lyrics
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eilidh Anderson OML YESSSSSSS
Shane Dawson for a sec I though u were real xD
Ur a ledgend
Yessss
Jumpscare list:
11:03
12:07
18:20
20:15
21:18
23:49
24:43
Please reply if I missed anything :)
Astronotty Thank you so much Cause I would scream if I didn’t know 😂❣️❣️❣️
Astronotty Well first u missed 15:03 Holy crap
Astronotty An 15:048
BLESS YOU 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
ahh thank you!
Who else is watching this at night lights off and and screaming into your pillow so you don't wake up ur family and went under the covers so the demons under my bed don't grab my feet?
is anybody else looking through the comments praying someone put all the jumpscare times so I don't literally shit myself .........nope just me
Too
18:19 is the biggest and after that comes 21:30
Sorry 21:20
Well, that's why you watch these while actually taking a shit... Lol
Same im looking to for jump scare time
“If anyone’s in here, fuckoff”
I was scrolling through the comments and he said this as I seen this lo xD
CactiiDaOfficial 😂😂😂 I love dazes comment section its so funny
When was that?
Alana Eedy 16:09
@@Jay-gt5pt she was repeating what daz said... not saying that to his fans...🤔 I'm pretty sure ... lol
Anyone else notice the house has the EXACT same layout as the house from The Conjuring?
I was trying to see if anyone else noticed or if I was just seeing things but it's defiantly the same layout 😂
I thought the exact same thing.
Yes!
Willow Blaze YES OMG THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF!!!!!
Willow Blaze
I thought I was the only one that noticed. Guess not.😂
21:17 is not even scary but daz makes it was more funnier and he just always brightens up my day by making me laugh!
Daz: mate, you need more candles
Me: No mate, what you really need is an exorcist!
19:20 RATATA I laughed so hard xD
That sounds like a pokemon
RRRRRRATATA
Kiwi _x (100th like) that name reminds me of a pokemon. lol
*gun fingers*
Lol .. hi
"Oooo it looks expensive...Ebay, HONEY WE'RE MAKING A EBAY ACCOUNT!"
Lol
Lol
I absolutely love Daz I only found him a few days ago and can’t stop watching his videos 😂 I just love he’s in a horror game and he enters a house or whatever and start talking about the decor 🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha
JUMPSCARE LIST
11:02 (Loud noise)
12:07 (Crow flies at window)
13:02 (Daz jumps at nothing)
15:02 (man turns to face you suddenly + a noise)
15:48 (sudden noise but daz is facing away)
18:20 (Big scare, man jumps up the stairs into the screen)
20:16 (painting of mans face comes into view)
21:19 (Big scare, man comes at the screen again)
22:39 (Daz jumps at nothing again)
23:49 (clock chimes)
Thank you😂
this is a blessing sent by the gods to us lowly mortals
Utter Otter CHOICE U saved m
Thank you!
Utter Otter CHOICE. I love you thank toy
1:59 when you’re home alone and have nothing to do.
11:51 i h a v e a p o t
24:48 * has a look of horror *
* 10 seconds later *
“That was brilliant”
1:59 I swear is literally my everyday mood 😂
Stephanie Calia same
You're going hack your girlfriend up with an axe in a week's time whilst singing about it?
;-;
🎤Daz your a fabulous singer 🎤
agreed
Creepypasta 666 i know he is
wELL aCtUALLy I'tS "YoU'rE"
what an amazing username buddy.
I hate ur name it’s so garbage gtfo of here
19:32
Daz: "i need some more of the um what ya call it
Me: "ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!"
Daz: "oh thats what i need some fuel"
Me: "oh"
Ikr I thought that too 😂😂😂
Yesss
K
The way he gasped when he saw the painting 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀
Sees rat *RATTATATTATtatattatataATATATTATATATATATTATA*
Is it weird that when he laughs out loud, it scares the sh*t out of me...but....when he actually gets jumped scared...it doesn’t do a thing to me???instead I LAUGH AT THAT?!
Lol yes that's weird.
1maGinated Dimensions. Extremely strange.
In my opinion its not because I do the same
1maGinated Dimensions kind of, I get scared from both his laughs and screams. But after he screams and I get scared then laugh
me too
OH MY ALBINO MAN- Daz Games 2018
17:24 i was eating lemons when I had to throw my lemon across the room😂 it was dame scary 🤣
"Honey , honey , Sweety , LOVE OF MY LIFE " 😂😂😂
Oml yes I’ve been waiting for another horror game!
ARMY
First three seconds and I'm already laughing my arse off 😂😂😂
paige ngawhika sameeeee
same
paige ngawhika ew
Just ew
Arse
I never regret watching these. I’m always laughing😭😂
15:35 literally me at work as I waltz into the break room. Lmao
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I went forward just to see....i was not disappointed LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:04, 12:07, 15:05
15:47, 18:19, 21:20
sometime papa daz screams at not scary things and i didn't mentioned them here, just for you to know
oliwia THANK YOUUUUU 🙏
i have an anxiety disorder, so the forwarding so sOOOOO WELCOME. Thank you so much!!!
oliwia I FOUND YOUR COMMENT A SECOND TOO LATE
Emery McKee Same.
oliwia I
take a pot, take a pot!! take a pot i got loads of them!!! lmao
His little “kyeah” at 16:09 killed me 🤣
18:21 I pissed my self when daz crapped himself😂😂
Yeah I'm waiting this in the morning and i haven't gotten to go to the bathroom, soo.........
Jasmine Hook 😂😂😂hope you didn’t pee your self😂
Leonie Middleton I did both
Leonie Middleton same
Didn't we all
Did anyone saw the Movie conjuring?
Because it’s the same house 😂😱
From the Movie and the game EXACTLY the same house😂😱😵
That's what I thought when i saw the house
same
Ohh shit is it
OMG YOUR FUCKIN RIGHT HOLY SHIT
Désirée SSO it’s not exactly the same, but pretty same close
I fully dropped my phone when Daz screamed at the beginning 😂
R u Korean?
"OH MY ALBEENO MAN!" the way he said it had me crying 😂
“Oh my albino man” I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
April Oldfield I no😂😂
April Oldfield iKR
Saaaame 😂😂😂😂😂
When the first jumpscare came of that perso coming towards the screen i legit threw my phone
I was watching this whilst going to school yesterday and in the middle of the street with my friends i screamed "BLODDY HELL" and threw my phone at my friend, she caught it and just looked at me like "wtf…?"
I had to go to the toilet in the middle of it because I was literally going to shat my pants
@@scardycat8355 y is this litruly me lol I did that on the bus
when adulthood is running at you and your just not ready...21:20
😂😂😂😂😂😂
....I've never flinched so badly in my life 😱😢😅
My heart just came out my chest 😭
When your teacher gives you a packet over winter break........
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
21:21 ‘AGHHGHHHHH!!!! FUDGE THAT FUDGE NO!!’ 😭😂