outsidexbox, can we have a demonstration of Jane showing us her skills at How To Kill The Bad Guy? I imagine a number of ways all originated with her in a focus group anyway.
Immortality doesn't work that way though. If you live for eternity, always looking and feeling young, age stops meaning anything. On the other hand it really messes with morality, because you're not really killing anyone, they were already dying, you just made it take a few short decades less. Or so I've been told. I totally have no experience with immortality. None at all. There aren't any immortal support groups or anything either. Immortality isn't a thing.
I bet somewhere deep under the oxbox complex is a writer lizard crying alone in a corner broken hearted. Right in that one room with all the cabinets full of scissors next to the bomb assembly line. No not that one, the one in the b-complex where you also have your clarinet warehouse.
I think our current reality is one of Janes twisted inventions, she has been trying to create darkest timeline earth for such a long time, 2016 was some of the most progress she ever made in the last 3 billion years
IMO Andy's best (or luckiest) Hitman assassination was his balcony double kill. And Mike's was - Ok, let's face it, we *all* thought Mike's best one was the explosive duck.
I like how Jane keeps getting exposed as secretly being a 300-year old Brothel-keeper at least once every year. aahh _Mother Douglas_. Will you ever live down the shame?
William Yeung Wait, so is that why she keeps murdering people? I thought it was just your general run of the mill wanton serial murder, but OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
On a serious note an echo (or dot, which was in the video) is a useful thing to have around. You can set a timer, get a weather report, google things, play music, all with just your voice.
You managed to fit "Luigi Death Stare" and "Jolly Pantomime Genie" over the course of two sentences. That is the most impressive OutsideXbox accomplishment this year.
I'm extremely impressed. After so many shows of the week you still keep coming up with ways to make me press the like button. I'm surprised it hasn't run out of previously unknown functionality!
Every week I learn something new from you guys. This week I learned that Mike's methods sometimes actually work, Andy likes to wear a dress and Jane is a vampire. I can't wait for next week!
How the hell?!?!? Does it say the original post was made "3 hours ago", and then have the Replies saying "4 hours ago" for anyone else??? Cuz it does on mine. But how are they replying at 10 am to a comment posted at 11 am???? This can only mean two things!!!! Either the Matrix is broken! Or Time Travelers!!!!! lol
I personally think the cruelest and most brutal thing involved in the Hitman franchise was when the chuckle brothers played the experience, something turned in Paul that day and come to think of it Mike asked 47 to whisper scary things into that guard's ear. Maybe IO are trying to find the most ruthless assassins in which case the OxBox crew are ideal, Jane's clever planning, Andy's stealth and Mike's "enthusiasm"
Any chance of you guys dipping into some other stealth/horror games in the vein of Hitman or other Resident Evils? (I know you have in the past, but hear me out), 1. Any older Hitman titles (good or bad) 2. Any Splinter Cell's (preferably Conviction or Blacklist) 3. More Dishonored 1&2 4. Thief (both the remake and the old PC ones) 5. That weird Styx series 6. RE 0/RE1/RE4/RE5/RE6 OR even Code Veronica? 7. Indie type stealth/horror stuff? • You've done good coverage of these, but you go all-out with Hitman and it'd be nice to see more than just the opening segments of games you try, and your opinions of said games. I think people would really enjoy you guys doing some let's plays of other stuff. As great as Hitman is, you've done SO MANY videos. LOVE the channel keep it up guys!
The rubber duck kill (I want to say it was Mike's?) was one of the most epic things in Hitman!... The way he just walked after them, tossed the duck at the food critic and then walked away without anyone catching on it was him. Genius.
Salen Stormwing i expected that too. SOO much has happened in their Hitman gameplays. Am I the only one they thinks they should do a few videos on older stealth games that are similar, even if they're terrible games? It'd be fun since they're so into Hitman, they could compare and contrast...
4 years later I have come back to rewatch this episode and, having forgotten how it started, burst out laughing as my own Alexa activated in response to the intro
I think I get it now. Mike is actually so good at stealth games (as evidenced by his 250 yard pistol execution or the notorious "stealth grenades" ) that he is so bored by it he just blows everything up all the time.
Mike, you're stuck on your new shadow lock because you forgot to put batteries in your flashlight. I believe you'll find them inside the stuffed crow that's taken up residence in the microwave.
My Echo heard the same question and came up with Jane being 84 years old. So if you're not dead, you're close enough to carry on with your devious ways without fear of getting locked up for life. :)
Wait a minute. Advanced technology research? Insane lust for power? Near immortality? I would call Jane a Goa'uld, but I'm not sure if anyone would get the reference.
lisquidsnake there was big boss (aka naked snake) that was clone to two people solid snake and liquid snake solid snake got all the good traits of big boss liquid got the bad traits
Probably the most cruel and violent assasination I ever have experienced in HITMAN would be one of the many ways you can kill Erich Soders, notably the one where you first must sabotage the KAI mainframe (easier said, complete the "Ghost in the Machine" Opportunity) and then use the terminal outside the mainframe room, which will cause the robotic arms around the operating table to repeatedly stab Soders to death. Still creeps me out.
As a Colorado native, their map for it was...disheartening. They could have chosen to use the scenic mountain/desert views that cover half the state...but they didn't. They could have acknowledged the fact that it's as cloudy as it is in the level about once every dozen years in Colorado (and when it is, you can expect some intense precipitation)...but they didn't. They could have made the map not completely flat, because there are actually surprisingly few places that flat, even in the plains areas of Colorado (the only parts that flat are generally very far east, or in the desert in the southwestern corner)...but they didn't. They could have made it all not a bland and generic map...but they didn't.
wow jane! i took your advice and tried the new like button! now my parents doesnt hate me and the dog doesnt try and bite bum off whenever i visit them! also, i can instantly graduate college now! thanks jane!
Completely agree with Andy, Hitman was my favourite game and biggest surprise of 2016. Didn't have high hopes after absolution, but I honestly think this might be the best of the series, mostly down to the fact that the early games controls were awful.
What, no killer scarecrow? That was the most frightening of Agent 47's disguises - just imagine if that scarecrow suddenly moving was the last thing you ever saw! o.o Not to mention Andy's scarecrow cackle...
I feel like Mike could easily Mike-ify most of those Hitman kills by simply replacing the end of Andy's description with "And then throw an exploding _____ on top of ______." "Watch him pass out from shock, and then throw an exploding _______ on top of his head." "Dunk the heart into the bin, and then throw an exploding ______ on top of the trash pile." "While he's distracted by the home videos, disguise yourself as a plague doctor, and then throw an exploding _____ on top of his head." "Lure him into the fortune teller's den, and then throw an exploding _____ on top of the table." "And then throw an exploding toilet on top of him."
It's Show of the Week Day AKA Friday. Enjoy, friends! Tell that Alexa to watch her back
OXOX
outsidexbox, can we have a demonstration of Jane showing us her skills at How To Kill The Bad Guy? I imagine a number of ways all originated with her in a focus group anyway.
outsidexbox a weeping angel will get jane I guess.
I am 31 and not considered cool... still want me to press the like button?
Ahhhh, so *that* explains Jane's performance in Ghost Recon, she was just living up to the family motto!
I'm disappointed: Where are Andy's five best quips? Or his five most professional hits? Come on, guys, stop torturing Alexa and get on it!
I feel like Jane is always secretly planning to murder everyone else at outside Xbox
It's not such a secret.
Chris ruskin I am pretty sure she has already murdered everyone. she's just brought them back to murder them again.
Secretly?
lol@secretly
James Tanner remember, overt is covert.
Jane, you can't call anyone grandad. You're over 300 years old.
You're only as old as you feel.
WHEREISSPACEBAR
what if you add the years of all of her "victims"
Immortality doesn't work that way though. If you live for eternity, always looking and feeling young, age stops meaning anything. On the other hand it really messes with morality, because you're not really killing anyone, they were already dying, you just made it take a few short decades less.
Or so I've been told. I totally have no experience with immortality. None at all. There aren't any immortal support groups or anything either. Immortality isn't a thing.
Avarickan, will I be seeing you at immortals anonymous next week?
Oh um... I mean uh... That other support group that has nothing to do with immortality?
**GASP** Not Jane! She was the best and brightest of us all...
Dibsonherthings!
Are you not afraid her things are booby trapped eith the mold from resi 7
Do you guys do your own writing? Cause it's spectacular. You guys are great at acting and character building.
+Logan Smith We do! Thanks :D
I bet somewhere deep under the oxbox complex is a writer lizard crying alone in a corner broken hearted. Right in that one room with all the cabinets full of scissors next to the bomb assembly line. No not that one, the one in the b-complex where you also have your clarinet warehouse.
Character building yes, but only for two of them. You don't need to "build" Mike; he's just, well, Mike...
You CAN'T build Mike. Every time they try he hits the wrong button and throws a grenade to send it all crashing down.
still better than being an intern there.
NPCs in Andy's playthrough:
"Who's that crouching Fortune Teller?"
"Who's that crouching soldier?"
"Who's that crouching chef?"
Does this mean Jane is really one of Jane's experiments?
I think our current reality is one of Janes twisted inventions, she has been trying to create darkest timeline earth for such a long time, 2016 was some of the most progress she ever made in the last 3 billion years
DavidtheWavid Janenstein's Monster😂
Oh my god, Jane is the Krieger of OutsideXbox!
IMO Andy's best (or luckiest) Hitman assassination was his balcony double kill. And Mike's was - Ok, let's face it, we *all* thought Mike's best one was the explosive duck.
It's amazing how Jane manages to scare me more and more each week.
I like how Jane keeps getting exposed as secretly being a 300-year old Brothel-keeper at least once every year.
aahh _Mother Douglas_. Will you ever live down the shame?
Well yes, probably. Once everyone who knows her terrible secret dies.
William Yeung Wait, so is that why she keeps murdering people? I thought it was just your general run of the mill wanton serial murder, but OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
She's the ghost of a pimp
God I love the lore this show has created.
the Alexa bit set of my Alexa
haha!
Trite is Alexa actually worth it?
was that a Nelson haha or a that's funny haha?
Well has your Alexa managed to buy another Alexa yet?
On a serious note an echo (or dot, which was in the video) is a useful thing to have around. You can set a timer, get a weather report, google things, play music, all with just your voice.
That Brendan Fraiser "Mummy joke" was honestly the mother of all puns :P
Great show. You bring smiles and laughter into my life. Thanks.
You managed to fit "Luigi Death Stare" and "Jolly Pantomime Genie" over the course of two sentences. That is the most impressive OutsideXbox accomplishment this year.
I'm extremely impressed. After so many shows of the week you still keep coming up with ways to make me press the like button. I'm surprised it hasn't run out of previously unknown functionality!
It's a rare right sided heart.
Hellwyck I caught that as well
When Andy said that, I just kinda looked down and held my hand to my chest, like "Wait..."
Jane Douglas is dead. Long live Jane Douglas.
Steve Diament
Her name was Jane Douglas.
In death, a member of Outside Xbox *has* a name.
Her name was Jane Douglas.
Outside Xbox members never die, they're just missing in action.
She also ran a brothel in London apparently.
She is undead.Always has been
Come on, Jane. You can't go all "Join the revolution" but move your arms like a slightly more flamboyant Darth Vader. It just doesn't work.
Every week I learn something new from you guys. This week I learned that Mike's methods sometimes actually work, Andy likes to wear a dress and Jane is a vampire. I can't wait for next week!
Thank you for addressing my Cooking Mama issue. If you didn't I would be forced to sue you.
So Jane is dead? You're saying she's an undead lich as well as an evil genius?
Tomato Overlord and mike an evil robot made by her
Tomato Overlord maybe she is unkilldead like in dark souls 3
Now we have proof that Jane is an immortal being. Probably vampire.
YES, I've been waiting for this. You guys are the best.
Dj McGee gg
Dj McGee she is first
What are you talking about?
Oh I get it, it's one of those "First" games. Sorry, but I like content over pointless competition in youtube comments.
How the hell?!?!? Does it say the original post was made "3 hours ago", and then have the Replies saying "4 hours ago" for anyone else??? Cuz it does on mine. But how are they replying at 10 am to a comment posted at 11 am???? This can only mean two things!!!! Either the Matrix is broken! Or Time Travelers!!!!! lol
Impressive work with Alexa... Can you fix Siri now?
I love the video where Andy dresses up as a fortune teller and sings A Friend Like Me to one of the targets.
Jane's looking pretty good for a dead woman but not as good as Mike is for a robot
And Jane is a vampire? The weird thing is that this is easy to believe compared to the other stuff on this show. Get your emergency stakes, everyone!
I personally think the cruelest and most brutal thing involved in the Hitman franchise was when the chuckle brothers played the experience, something turned in Paul that day and come to think of it Mike asked 47 to whisper scary things into that guard's ear. Maybe IO are trying to find the most ruthless assassins in which case the OxBox crew are ideal, Jane's clever planning, Andy's stealth and Mike's "enthusiasm"
Love you guys at OB keep up the great content.
lmfao. Alexa! XD
That was terrific!
"Somebody might want to let her know she's dead."
Jane is a just a very well preserved ghoul from Fallout
Mike: Yes but...
Andy: DRAGONS!
xD
Still so funny even now!
RIP Alexa 2016-in about five minutes.
13:54 I was wondering about the Makita box displayed on the shelf, its one of Jane's collectibles.
Hahahahahah This is AMAZING I was JUST bingewatching all of your video's 2 days ago this is AWESOOOOOME!! 😁😁
Any chance of you guys dipping into some other stealth/horror games in the vein of Hitman or other Resident Evils? (I know you have in the past, but hear me out),
1. Any older Hitman titles (good or bad)
2. Any Splinter Cell's (preferably Conviction or Blacklist)
3. More Dishonored 1&2
4. Thief (both the remake and the old PC ones)
5. That weird Styx series
6. RE 0/RE1/RE4/RE5/RE6 OR even Code Veronica?
7. Indie type stealth/horror stuff?
• You've done good coverage of these, but you go all-out with Hitman and it'd be nice to see more than just the opening segments of games you try, and your opinions of said games. I think people would really enjoy you guys doing some let's plays of other stuff. As great as Hitman is, you've done SO MANY videos. LOVE the channel keep it up guys!
I am sorely tempted to pick up the season release of Hitman thanks to how much I have enjoyed watching you guys playing it.
Jane is actually dead? The plot thickens...
I love how Jane and Andy’s shirts match. Either I’m completely unobservant and everyone at Oxbox always matches or this was a happy coincidence.
So Jane is a 317 year old undead trying to transform everyone into lizards to set on fire?? Man may God have mercy on our souls
The rubber duck kill (I want to say it was Mike's?) was one of the most epic things in Hitman!... The way he just walked after them, tossed the duck at the food critic and then walked away without anyone catching on it was him. Genius.
Andy has been so awesome on 'Black Sails'! I don't know how he has the time, but he's great.
No comments on killing Gary Busey?
Salen Stormwing ikr
Salen Stormwing i expected that too. SOO much has happened in their Hitman gameplays. Am I the only one they thinks they should do a few videos on older stealth games that are similar, even if they're terrible games? It'd be fun since they're so into Hitman, they could compare and contrast...
4 years later I have come back to rewatch this episode and, having forgotten how it started, burst out laughing as my own Alexa activated in response to the intro
Loved this video and loved your all of your Hitman videos!
Never owned an X-Box in my life, but I couldn't love you guys more!
I really love that you have Corvo's mask on the left...
I'm sorry, did you just say genuine fortune teller?!
Andy, did you know in Sapienza you can snipe Sivio? In the eye!. THROUGH THE TELESCOPE!!!
Hitman or the Agent 47 simulator, is by fay my favorite video game series...EVER!
jane is a VAMPIRE call helsing
What if Jane is part of Hellsing? Maybe they finally got tired of the CrimsonFucker's bullshit and replaced him?!
Totally agree with Andy's verdict on Colorado
R.I.P., Jane Douglas. You will be remembered. :(
"there is no wrong way to play" did you aldready forget about Mike showering in a poor mans blood?
The Mike technique gag had me laughing for a whole minute.
I think I get it now. Mike is actually so good at stealth games (as evidenced by his 250 yard pistol execution or the notorious "stealth grenades" ) that he is so bored by it he just blows everything up all the time.
Mike, you're stuck on your new shadow lock because you forgot to put batteries in your flashlight. I believe you'll find them inside the stuffed crow that's taken up residence in the microwave.
The intro is the BEST!
My Echo heard the same question and came up with Jane being 84 years old. So if you're not dead, you're close enough to carry on with your devious ways without fear of getting locked up for life. :)
Next time on outsidexbox: Jane wonders why there's suddenly garlic everywhere.
Oh My Gosh!!! The like button turned red instead of blue!!!!
Jane what did you do!??!!??
13:28 I like how Jane's suave sale pitch gestures quickly devolve into a threatening fist. I pushed it, okay, okay!
Jane being a vampire would explain her vast knowledge of physics. It's because she seen all the discoveries for herself.
Could there be anything greater than laying in bed on a Friday afternoon with a bowl of lentils watching show of the week?
Lose the lentils and make it a pizza.
That was a suspiciously specific denial, Jane...
Can't beat that new branding! Liked!
That Cooking Mama bit got me hahahahahaha
......does anyone remember when they discussed Jane latest doomsday plot?
Seriously, aside from this lizard plot, I can't remember the last one. It is very unsettling.
Wasn't tha last one the dry ice one?
Wait a minute. Advanced technology research? Insane lust for power? Near immortality?
I would call Jane a Goa'uld, but I'm not sure if anyone would get the reference.
I like how they made the clip when he pushed her off so she landed on the second target so it didn't look like the accident it was
"The Mike Method, and how to blow things up" The Mike Chanell autobiography. Prologue by Mike Bay
Who the hell is Liquid snake??
You
Liquid Snake was a character in the Metal Gear Solid series
That would be Sodil Snake's clone brother
LOL I did not expect that answer! Haha
lisquidsnake there was big boss (aka naked snake) that was clone to two people solid snake and liquid snake solid snake got all the good traits of big boss liquid got the bad traits
You should do more conversation/discussion videos like the RE7 Wait What one. Love hearing personal takes like that.
Lately i've been binging on the old episodes, who else remembers the time they had the white sofa and read the comments in the kitchen
Andy, that ghosts and goblins shirt is awesome. Love the Metallica font.
Oil! Jane! That Star Wars shirt is so A1, I could put it on my steak.
Probably the most cruel and violent assasination I ever have experienced in HITMAN would be one of the many ways you can kill Erich Soders, notably the one where you first must sabotage the KAI mainframe (easier said, complete the "Ghost in the Machine" Opportunity) and then use the terminal outside the mainframe room, which will cause the robotic arms around the operating table to repeatedly stab Soders to death. Still creeps me out.
Man, this new like button gives me the strength and energy i need for the day.
I just love your vids and I don't even own a xbox... :)
xpucm0ca Same I'm a PlayStation guy but this channel still rocks.
Hristo.Bogdanov why does it matter? This channel is awesome and I think almost everyone can agree about that
Jane's a vampire?!
Anyone up for some garlic bread?
As a Colorado native, their map for it was...disheartening.
They could have chosen to use the scenic mountain/desert views that cover half the state...but they didn't.
They could have acknowledged the fact that it's as cloudy as it is in the level about once every dozen years in Colorado (and when it is, you can expect some intense precipitation)...but they didn't.
They could have made the map not completely flat, because there are actually surprisingly few places that flat, even in the plains areas of Colorado (the only parts that flat are generally very far east, or in the desert in the southwestern corner)...but they didn't.
They could have made it all not a bland and generic map...but they didn't.
wow jane! i took your advice and tried the new like button! now my parents doesnt hate me and the dog doesnt try and bite bum off whenever i visit them! also, i can instantly graduate college now! thanks jane!
RIP Jane, you'll be missed..........
Hey, has Jane ever been seen outside in the day? Say, playing Pokemon Go?
Your Alexa reference made my Alexa say the same thing. Doubley dead, Jane.
Instantly liked when that Overwatch dig happened, Brilliant.
Completely agree with Andy, Hitman was my favourite game and biggest surprise of 2016. Didn't have high hopes after absolution, but I honestly think this might be the best of the series, mostly down to the fact that the early games controls were awful.
"more mummy issues than brendan fraser" i lost my shit
What, no killer scarecrow? That was the most frightening of Agent 47's disguises - just imagine if that scarecrow suddenly moving was the last thing you ever saw! o.o
Not to mention Andy's scarecrow cackle...
I'm so sorry for your passing, Jane. Hope you're feeling better.
It's because of you three that I gave Hitman a chance. Love those videos.
Lizard experiments?? Do you want lizards? Because that’s how you get lizards!!
I feel like Mike could easily Mike-ify most of those Hitman kills by simply replacing the end of Andy's description with "And then throw an exploding _____ on top of ______."
"Watch him pass out from shock, and then throw an exploding _______ on top of his head."
"Dunk the heart into the bin, and then throw an exploding ______ on top of the trash pile."
"While he's distracted by the home videos, disguise yourself as a plague doctor, and then throw an exploding _____ on top of his head."
"Lure him into the fortune teller's den, and then throw an exploding _____ on top of the table."
"And then throw an exploding toilet on top of him."
You guys are literally the reason I bought this game. You make it look soooo damn fun! lol
ATTENTION "the emperor's new clothes" has been replaced with the cooler, hipper version of the "Andys new like button"
Congrats Andy, I had my video in theatre mode so you were calling the ad next to the like button awesome.
My favorite was e-mailing targer with explosive watch "Boom".
It's ok, Jane. I'm related to Helen Hays, who was married to my great-grand uncle when Boise, Idaho was just starting to be a city.
I uh, thought you guys kept the power tools away from Jane? No? We're okay with this? Cool. I'll miss you all.