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  • @BEASTxMODE
    @BEASTxMODE ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Best infomercial ever.
    But wait…there’s more! 😂

  • @jackijax505
    @jackijax505 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    FUNNIEST stuff I’ve seen all year!!! This must go viral. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ritastevenson5639
    @ritastevenson5639 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is THE funniest recap of the Annual Meeting! Hands down 😂

    • @bryantucker7203
      @bryantucker7203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for commenting and how is the weather over there today? I must confess you and I love it. I must confess, I’ll love to be friends with you where are you watching from

  • @richbaker7187
    @richbaker7187 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Oh my, that is so professionally done. A hit for sure.

    • @De5O54
      @De5O54 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bttt

  • @Daurio4747
    @Daurio4747 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was gold. I'm going back to the wt corporation. 🙋

  • @infate-726hl87
    @infate-726hl87 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That disclaimer at the end got me dead

  • @jenniferm6141
    @jenniferm6141 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for the laughs! Going to share this with exjw family.

    • @bryantucker7203
      @bryantucker7203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for commenting and how is the weather over there today? I must confess you and I love it. I must confess, I’ll love to be friends with you where are you watching from

  • @sallyAP
    @sallyAP ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This ad should be on TV😅

    • @bryantucker7203
      @bryantucker7203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for commenting and how is the weather over there today? I must confess you and I love it. I must confess, I’ll love to be friends with you where are you watching from

    • @De5O54
      @De5O54 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @sallyAP - I am watching it on TV.

  • @dianeexley1709
    @dianeexley1709 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's awful how they were told that the "preaching work" was necessary for salvation, and now, suddenly, it's not. They must be so confused or MORE confused.

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว

      They still expect them to do the work - just not report the time.

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@evanwindom3265
      There is no salvation for nonIsraelites - you nor any other modern day christian can even explain what salvation is using scripture - you people just make things up and call it the word of God - it's ridiculous

    • @bryantucker7203
      @bryantucker7203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for commenting and how is the weather over there today? I must confess you and I love it. I must confess, I’ll love to be friends with you where are you watching from

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bryantucker7203
      (Psalm 83:1-8) Keep not thou silence, O God: hold not thy peace, and be not still, O God.
      For, lo, THINE ENEMIES make a tumult: and they that "HATE THEE" have lifted up the head.
      they have taken crafty counsel "against" THY PEOPLE they have said, Come, and let us cut them off FROM being a NATION; that the name of ISRAEL may be no more in remembrance.
      the tabernacles of "EDOM" and the ISHMAELITES; of MOAB, and the HAGARENES GEBAL and AMMON and "AMALEK" the PHILISTINES with the inhabitants of TYRE
      ASSUR also is joined with them: they have holpen the children of Lot. Selah
      (👆who are these people today??)

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Matthew121-uc8bl What bible have YOU been reading? Have a go at Romans chapter 1.

  • @jude3andlaura2
    @jude3andlaura2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dude.... you're killing me 🤣 I'm definitely going to be sharing this on Facebook. The end was epic BTW!!!!!

  • @exjwlaura
    @exjwlaura ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Absolutely fantastic😂❤ this is so awesome I never laughed so hard in my life!

  • @BornAgainExJw
    @BornAgainExJw ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Additional cautions *overexposure to “New Light” could cause bouts of cognitive dissonance.

    • @jude3andlaura2
      @jude3andlaura2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      May cause random mumblings in TH-cam comments.
      May cause stubbornness, grumpiness and a generally cantankerous disposition.
      May require logical and verbal gymnastics leading to increased risk of sprains, strains, and muscle pulls, especially in the tongue.

    • @exjwlaura
      @exjwlaura ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂 so good!

    • @BornAgainExJw
      @BornAgainExJw ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@exjwlaura I’m just working with the already awesome humor that DH set up with this video lol

    • @BornAgainExJw
      @BornAgainExJw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evanwindom3265 this list of side effects is getting pretty extensive. I think I just might be rethinking taking “Jw Light” lol 😂

  • @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim
    @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim ปีที่แล้ว +8

    🤣 Thank you! LOL!
    ❤ from the Netherlands 🇳🇱

  • @denishartley3828
    @denishartley3828 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brilliant 😂❤well done you nailed it!!!

  • @KotoSapphire
    @KotoSapphire ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this bro. I’m 17 and my friend is a Jehovah’s Witness and I swear I get sm anxiety when we talk abt religion LOL

    • @thehigherevolutionary
      @thehigherevolutionary ปีที่แล้ว

      When I was that age, I was just getting amped up about their material and I started sharing it like I knew everything on Earth. When I finally did my own research about that cult I felt so defrauded. Just take what he says with a pinch of salt and move on - hopefully he'll leave while you guys are still young.

    • @mr.d.c.1914.1
      @mr.d.c.1914.1 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHO IS OVER ALL? Ephesians 4:6 one God and Father of all, who is over all and through all and in all. GOD and FATHER is OVER/ABOVE ALL and that "All" includes the SON so they are NOT EQUAL
      THE BIBLE teaches that Jesus was MADE As Lord and Christ and as Son (ACTS 2:36, Prov 8, HEB 1:5), CREATED/PRODUCED/INSTALLED (Prov 8) , COME INTO BEING/MADE (Mat 21:42 - egeneto) and GIVEN LIFE by the Father - John 5:26 and it uses TODAY (Heb 1:5), and uses future tenses and is a prophecy in Isa 9:6 (Isa 9:6, - WILL BE) . If you are called MADE AND CREATED AND GIVEN LIFE, and NEVER CALLED in the BIBLE as Creator or Maker , then you are A CREATION. ALL FROM THE BIBLE
      From the Lord was this (this is referring to the chief cornerstone who is Jesus) , the word WAS is egeneto (made or came into being) - Matthew 21:42 and the exact Greek word used in John 1:3 - MADE, egeneto (came into being) - JESUS WAS MADE/CAME INTO BEING FROM THE FATHER , yes, Jesus was MADE/CREATED!, See also Acts 2:36, Heb 1:5, 1 john 5
      Isa 9:6 the word Prince in the Prince of Peace means PATRON ANGEL also Leader. WHO IS the ONE LEADER that we have? Jesus. Now, that same exact Hebrew word was used for Daniel 12:1 which is used for Michael the Archangel. So are you saying there are MANY LEADERS now?

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thehigherevolutionary
      There is no difference between jw and any other denomination of modern day Christianity - it's all man made religion - just as blasphemous as Islam

  • @wk2761
    @wk2761 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is one of the funniest things that I have seen! I laughed my ass off!

  • @Baboon4215
    @Baboon4215 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Question: I'm curious--how can the leaders of that Church claim they have 'new light' where there was never any light in them to begin with? Please see Isaiah 8:20. Does not Satan transform himself to look like an angel of 'light'? What 'light' do the leaders of that church really receive?
    They can't be receiving true light from the Father....especially when they advocate a false name that, at it's very nature, curses the Father: 'Jehovah' based on the hebrew suffix 'hovah'--a feminine noun meaning 'ruin, mischief'. The suffix 'hovah' is another form of 'havvah', another feminine noun meaning, 'perverseness, naughtiness, very wickedness.'
    Jehovah is a false, hybrid name that didn't even exist until the 16th Century. According to King David, he wrote at Psalms 16:4 that worship/calling upon the names of false gods is the equivalent to taking a drink offering of blood...see also Exodus 23:13 and Joshua 23:7. I think it's pretty clear the 'light' leaders from that church are really receiving.

  • @rubicktdo89
    @rubicktdo89 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is awesome 👍

  • @Sahira-123
    @Sahira-123 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was good, really good!!

  • @christinev1015
    @christinev1015 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seriously the best video!! Thank you making me laugh about this ridiculousness! 😂

    • @bryantucker7203
      @bryantucker7203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for commenting and how is the weather over there today? I must confess you and I love it. I must confess, I’ll love to be friends with you where are you watching from

  • @gavinnewcombe1677
    @gavinnewcombe1677 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    🤣😂🤣🙃 Made my day even HAPPIER.

  • @haynehifanny8006
    @haynehifanny8006 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Exquisitely beautiful! ❤️

  • @ExJwMJ
    @ExJwMJ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amazing my friend

  • @shawncolton9507
    @shawncolton9507 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Disassociated in 2008. Best decision ever!

    • @jennypop4747
      @jennypop4747 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2001 for me!

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jennypop4747
      ISAIAH
      (Isaiah 53:5,8) But he was wounded for OUR TRANSGRESSIONS, he was bruised for OUR iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes WE are Healed for he was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of "MY PEOPLE" was he stricken
      (👆 Isaiah's people are the ethnic Israelites)
      PETER
      (1st Peter 2:24) Who his own self bare "OUR" sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes "YE" were healed
      (👆same people in the NT)
      ANGEL OF GOD
      (Matthew 1:21) And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS for he shall save "HIS PEOPLE" from THEIR sins
      (Matthew 2:6) And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the least among the princes of Juda: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule "MY PEOPLE ISRAEL"
      PAUL
      (Romans 9:3-5) For I could wish that myself were accursed from Christ for "my brethren" "my kinsmen" according to the FLESH who are ISRAELITES to whom "pertaineth" the ADOPTION and the GLORY, and the COVENANTS, and the giving of the LAW and the SERVICE of God, and the "PROMISES" whose are the fathers, and of whom as "concerning" the FLESH Christ "came" who is over all, God blessed for ever. Amen
      (👆all things including Christ sacrifice belong to ethnic bloodline Israelites as it's written)
      CHRIST
      (Matthew 15:24) I am NOT sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of ISRAEL
      (👆 Explain these passages)

  • @codyb8238
    @codyb8238 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is a masterpiece

  • @mattmurdock2868
    @mattmurdock2868 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That's a Home Run!!

  • @joshuaflores651
    @joshuaflores651 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keep up the good work brother, I love your content,God bless brother

  • @soundthealarm83
    @soundthealarm83 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is gold. GOLD

  • @tina-xu7nf
    @tina-xu7nf ปีที่แล้ว +4

    jw light. just one calorie, not holy enough ! great job LoDM appreciate your scripture knowledge as well

    • @bryantucker7203
      @bryantucker7203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for commenting and how is the weather over there today? I must confess you and I love it. I must confess, I’ll love to be friends with you where are you watching from

  • @Mommyneedscoffee
    @Mommyneedscoffee ปีที่แล้ว +15

    😂 Hilarious! I LOVE IT! ❤️

  • @Hdhdjdjdjsjdje
    @Hdhdjdjdjsjdje ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awesome. Please make more! 💪💪🤣😆

  • @csrencz6942
    @csrencz6942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    New light just got lighter!

  • @gregelliott3556
    @gregelliott3556 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL ... That was excellent 👍👍👍

  • @evanwindom3265
    @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks!

  • @deanpixx
    @deanpixx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant 👏

  • @mountdgirl3621
    @mountdgirl3621 ปีที่แล้ว

    When they eventually become a televangelist organization, they can thank you for this!

  • @ExJwMJ
    @ExJwMJ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m motivated now to do my own version of this! Lol

  • @anniehardy6474
    @anniehardy6474 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi All, This was an excellent satirical look at New Light, Coincidentally I have raised this question to Matt Gardiner numerous times regarding New Light. No meaningful response from Matt. I would be happy for all to ask this same question toWitnesses in these comments. Matt Gardner has eluded this one question.
    " If old light is replaced by new light, please explain where exactly that new light came from.
    Please provide the hierarchal structure including all links in the chain.
    Is the new light just emanating from some men (Man-Made) in your organisation and is fed to everyone & therefore just the opinions of Men. ?
    Or does it come directly from Jehovah, then to Jesus, then to the Holy Spirit, then to Angels, who then give it to the Governing Body and then to the Elders and then to the Congregation ?
    What is the original source of this new light and please list how many beings and their identity it must travel through before it gets to the average JW."
    Matt, like other in the Organisation is sincere and has been polite, but avoiding principal doctrines like this, demonstrates he and the Witnesses cannot admit the origin of New Light.

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi Annie. Jeffrey Winder provides all the detailed steps at the annual meeting. It's a complete admission (without actually admitting it) that they are not guided by Jehovah. You can find clips of that speech at th-cam.com/video/Wl7O2gfirYE/w-d-xo.html
      Essentially, he talks about what might trigger the process. He mentions things like a GB member having a question, world events, etc. But he never says "Jehovah tells us..." If the GB decides to take up the issue, they send it to the research department who comb through all their old publications to see what they've said about it previously. Then they might include some Bible verses. Finally, they make their recommendations to the GB. The GB then evaluates the recommendations of the research department and "prayerfully" debates what to do.
      If they were getting the guidance from Jehovah to change something, it seems like the process would be very much different. Jehovah tells them what to change, and they change it. When did the Bible ever record that God instructed someone to do something, and that someone said "We'll get the research team working on that right away, and let you know what we decide"? Mr. Winder just knocked over their own house of cards.

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All denominations of modern day Christianity are man made - all were created by caucazoids - so careful with the finger pointing your being a hypocrite

    • @mmltpb14
      @mmltpb14 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The “new/old light” comes from their leaders misinterpretation of a scripture in proverbs.
      They’ve openly admitted that they aren’t inspired or have the Holy Spirit/ God guiding them(but this isn’t anything new). Even in this annual meetings they’ve said it.
      It’s kinda hard to look into, but if you ever did, you’d notice that “new light” comes about when a new set of governing body members enter the fray.
      Sorry for the long reply. Hope this helps

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mmltpb14
      Didn't help at all - the light is Christ not a bunch of heathen playing righteous - The true "light" was promised to ethnic Israel only as it's written
      (Isaiah 9:1-2,8) when at the first he lightly afflicted the land of ZEBULUN(Israelites) and the land of NAPHTALI(Israelites) and afterward did more grievously afflict her by the way of the sea, beyond Jordan, in Galilee of the NATIONS(gentiles) the PEOPLE that walked "in DARKNESS" have (seen) a GREAT LIGHT they that dwell in the land of the "shadow of death" (upon THEM") hath the LIGHT SHINED the the he Lord (sent) a word INTO JACOB, and it hath LIGHTED upon "IRAEL"
      (👆 Isaiah's prophecy is repeated in the NT 👇)
      (Matthew 4:15-16) That it might be FULFILLED which (was spoken by) Esaias the prophet, saying the land of ZABULON(Israelites), and the land of NEPHTHALIM(Israelites), by the way of the sea, beyond Jordan, Galilee of the "GENTILES" the PEOPLE which sat "IN DARKNESS) saw GREAT LIGHT; and to "THEM" which sat in the region and shadow of death LIGHT is sprung up
      (👆 Isaiah's prophecy fulfilled - and undeniable truth that the gentiles being offered salvation in the NT are ethnic bloodline Israelites)

    • @mmltpb14
      @mmltpb14 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Matthew121-uc8bl you didn’t answer the question

  • @summerseverson1267
    @summerseverson1267 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Crying 😭 laughing omg I cannot

  • @candy-mk6jw
    @candy-mk6jw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Genius Genius Genius!!!!!!!!!👏👏👏👏

  • @realliving7340
    @realliving7340 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love it!!❤

  • @user-qj4od3cy7p
    @user-qj4od3cy7p ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do you have a video explaining if Adam & Eve were originally created as Mortals or Immortals? I ask this because I noticed that in Gen 3:22,24 it talks (a little bit) about how God expelled them out the garden not only because they ate “forbidden fruit”, but also to prevent them from eating from the “Tree of Life”.
    There’s a lot of articles talking about this online but, there’s not too many videos explaining this in simple details.

    • @LightoverDarkMinistry
      @LightoverDarkMinistry  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do not, but I like it. Gonna have to add that to the list. :)

  • @jerryjerry1998
    @jerryjerry1998 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    EPIC!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @janespitfire9884
    @janespitfire9884 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is very funny!

    • @bryantucker7203
      @bryantucker7203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for commenting and how is the weather over there today? I must confess you and I love it. I must confess, I’ll love to be friends with you where are you watching from

  • @NewCreationInChrist896
    @NewCreationInChrist896 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This “new light” is disgusting. They couldn’t be more obvious they are a false organization.
    John 8:12
    “Then Jesus spoke to them again, saying, “I am the light of the world. He who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life.”

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who was being spoken to in John 8 - audience is crucial to context

  • @mightbephil
    @mightbephil ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is great 😂

  • @asapstan
    @asapstan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This made my day 😅😅

  • @ShaneCherry
    @ShaneCherry 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your channel, truth with humour 😄. Well done, you are brilliant. I'm still
    Thinking of a channel joke .......... I love you brother 💙

  • @RealizeReaLies100
    @RealizeReaLies100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂 amazing! Seriously, spot on! Love it👏👏👏🤣🤣❤️

  • @theresistance9872
    @theresistance9872 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely LOVE IT!

  • @MichaelWilliams-zs3ml
    @MichaelWilliams-zs3ml ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love it!😂 🎯

  • @StefWokeUp
    @StefWokeUp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg! That awesome!!

  • @305Alligator
    @305Alligator ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Christ is your savior, you do not have to worry about Armageddon.

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There it is. Simple and true.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@evanwindom3265introducing…
      Armageddon Light!

  • @sgtaaronp
    @sgtaaronp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is gold!!

  • @EfrainRiveraJunior
    @EfrainRiveraJunior 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We need a part 2 of this infomercial.

    • @LightoverDarkMinistry
      @LightoverDarkMinistry  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, now "JW diet," or "The New and Improved JW" or "I can't believe it's not a cult"

    • @EfrainRiveraJunior
      @EfrainRiveraJunior 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LightoverDarkMinistry - Even a revisit to JW Light. Now with approved beards for men, and pants for women.
      Disclaimer: JW Light does not include using pants on the platform, suit and tie are still required to give a talk, and beard styles are subjected to local elders' approval.

  • @EmberSun
    @EmberSun ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so great 🤣🤣

  • @evanwindom3265
    @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Sign up now, and we'll throw in three cases of Bud Light, too! You pay only shipping and handling."

    • @anniehardy6474
      @anniehardy6474 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank You Evan for the kind response. I have written to Matt Gardiner numerous times requesting a simple response to an argument my father (a Science Teacher) devised concerning the origin of New Light.
      Matt claims to be a Gilead Graduate, but he seems terrified to confess the origin of this New Light. He has refused after several requests to even acknowledge my questions.
      This is a clear indicator my father's argument is having a desired effect and seems to have neutralised Matt.
      I will be pursuing Matt on this, if you were in a position to help sometime in the future, to ask Matt where this New Light is coming from, it would be appreciated.
      Everything Matt understands is from this Light, as my father said "like the origin of the universe, you must get the respondent to advise the origin of this Light"
      Thank you Evan. The walls of the Watchtower are falling.

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anniehardy6474 Here's the thing, Annie. I don't need to know where Matt thinks the new light is coming from. We have that from Mr. Winder and Mr. Splane already. This has been pretty momentous news, and I'm sure that individual JWs will have some trouble assimilating it. It may have really shaken their understanding of where the new light originates or even whether it's legitimate. Remember that you're not just debating the answer to a question. You're challenging Matt's entire belief system, and by extension his entire sense of self since that has always been defined for him by the organization. Just because he hasn't answered your question doesn't mean he didn't hear it, but it also shouldn't be construed as indicating that he has been "neutralized". My advice would be to let him come to terms with it, and don't badger him about it. Remember, our purpose isn't to be right, but to be salt and light.

    • @mattgardiner614
      @mattgardiner614 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anniehardy6474 Where did you get the idea I claimed to be a Gilead graduate? I never made any such claim.

    • @anniehardy6474
      @anniehardy6474 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mattgardiner614 Yes you did Matt, just review some of the previous comments in the previous postings by Light Over Darkness several months ago.
      It's there.
      Its location is in the same vicinity as the answers to the questions I have asked you on multiple occasions, but failed to get an educated counter-argument.
      You did say it.

    • @mattgardiner614
      @mattgardiner614 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anniehardy6474 Annie, you have your wires crossed somehow. I think I'm best placed to know whether I attended Gilead or not. Perhaps you have me confused with another correspondent (Agnew, Khan, DC?) Or I'm just so good at getting my points across, that you made an assumption. (Joking).
      If you think you know where the comment supposedly is, feel free to re-post it here for everyone to see. For the record, I've never been to Gilead, SKE School, worked at Bethel, been a Missionary or a Circuit Overseer, or anything like that.
      As for your questions regarding new light, I don't NEED to understand everything to the minutest detail. I just need to have FAITH, and follow the instructions emanating from Jehovah and the head of the Christian Congregation, Jesus Christ. And then - like Noah and others - do "Just so". (Genesis 6:22; Exodus 40:16; Numbers 1:54)

  • @talina2020
    @talina2020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesoooome 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️🫶

  • @springlove7219
    @springlove7219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol……hilariously true🙏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Brosk1111
    @Brosk1111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant 😂

  • @lindabeavis7711
    @lindabeavis7711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol had to hear this several times before i grasped it was a micky take ffs you almost had me lol 😆 😂 ffs 😅😅

  • @tier5958
    @tier5958 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😂😂😂😂😂 well played

  • @leahbaril4833
    @leahbaril4833 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's totally hilarious 😂

  • @Daniel-wd4jg
    @Daniel-wd4jg ปีที่แล้ว

    New Light!... Female Elders. Brass in the Fruit of the Looms . Common sense and leadership. Compassion and empathy with "Judicial Committee's".. Wisdom and Understanding. What do you think folks?

  • @mr.d.c.1914.1
    @mr.d.c.1914.1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 Peter 3:3
    First of all know this, that in the last days ridiculers will come with their ridicule, proceeding according to their own desires
    Jude 1:18
    how they used to say to you: “In the last time there will be ridiculers, following their own desires for ungodly things.”

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Tony Morris' little "vanish like smoke" trick wasn't ridicule? When you insult the intelligence of others just because they don't agree with you, that's not ridicule? When you repeatedly put lies in the mouths of others just so you can insult and accuse them, that's not ridicule?
      "But there were also false prophets among the people, even as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Lord who bought them, and bring on themselves swift destruction." -- 2 Peter 2:1. Sounds like the WT to me... See how easy it is to cherry-pick one verse to use as a weapon? Do better, DC. Seriously.
      There's a difference between ridiculing someone and calling out false teachings and the doctrines of false prophets. Shall we review the WT's prophetic record? (And don't even start with the whole "at least we fix our mistakes" song-and-dance. I've repeatedly asked you to provide an example where a legitimate prophet of God ever had to fix a mistake in prophecy, and you've ignored it.)

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the recent annual meeting, Splane clearly and repeatedly said that they have made pronouncements about what would happen to those who died in the flood or at Sodom, and said "But we don't know." He's clearly admitting that their positions on such things were the result of their own musings and not based on guidance from Jehovah. Given that they clearly didn't have divine guidance, and "didn't know" if what they were saying was true, whose desires do you suppose THEY were following, DC? Perhaps you should look first at your own organization.

    • @tellyy1122
      @tellyy1122 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dc,they been ridicule us before,like jehovah said this is to be expected and a lot of events so. We should not be angry or upset when the apostates do this,remember,they are part of the world,we Jehovah's witnesses are not

    • @mr.d.c.1914.1
      @mr.d.c.1914.1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanwindom3265 1=3 is IN FACT DUMB, to believe that as your doctrine is just plain dumb and stupid.

    • @mr.d.c.1914.1
      @mr.d.c.1914.1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanwindom3265 At least they admitted that THEY DO NOT KNOW. Judgment is from Jesus so it is better that way. Again, fixing mistakes IS WAY BETTER than staying on mistakes, Do you still stay on your mistakes like 1=3 and paganized Jesus?

  • @contemplatingwithamaster
    @contemplatingwithamaster ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Priceless new light light; hahaha hahahaha 😂.

  • @evanwindom3265
    @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Somewhere in the distance, from the dark, dank recesses below a crumbling bridge, the sound of a large stone sliding away from the entrance to a hole drowns out the sounds of dripping water and skittering rats. From deep within the hole comes a raspy voice not unlike that of Gollum: "Well, at least we fix our mistakes. You believe 1=3. REPENT!" Not far away, the sound of billy goats laughing can be heard.

    • @ericbulman1752
      @ericbulman1752 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Changing a false teaching to another false teaching is not fixing a mistake .

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericbulman1752 In principle, I agree. Is there something specific you had in mind? Just to be clear, I'm not claiming they're fixing anything. I was poking a little fun at one of the more prolific comment-spamming JWs who shows up on these videos.

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@evanwindom3265
      GOD'S WITNESSES
      (Isaiah 43:1,10) But now thus saith the LORD that created thee, O JACOB, and he that formed thee, O ISRAEL fear not: for I have "REDEEMED THEE" I have called thee by thy name; thou art MINE "Ye are my WITNESSES" saith the LORD, and my "SERVANT" whom I have CHOSEN
      (👆 ethnic Israel are God's witnesses - OT)
      (Acts 5:29,32) Then "PETER" and the other "APOSTLES" answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men and "WE" are his "WITNESSES"
      (👆 ethnic Israel are God's witnesses - NT)
      (Leviticus 25:55) For unto me the children of ISRAEL are "SERVANTS" (they) are MY SERVANTS whom I brought forth out of the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God
      (👆 ethnic Israel are God's servants - OT)
      (Luke 1:54-55) He hath holpen his "SERVANT" ISRAEL in remembrance of his mercy as he spake to OUR FATHERS, to Abraham, and to his "seed" FOREVER
      (👆 ethnic Israel are God's servants - NT)
      👆why are nonIsraelites claiming to be God's witnesses??

  • @DarkHorseCrusader
    @DarkHorseCrusader ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good one 😂

  • @leejohnson6328
    @leejohnson6328 ปีที่แล้ว

    are you saying no to christmas and easter?

  • @Cjnw
    @Cjnw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Next…
    *Torture Stake Light*

  • @dianeexley1709
    @dianeexley1709 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    👍😆❤️✝️

  • @rayp6410
    @rayp6410 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love your sarcasm

  • @leejohnson6328
    @leejohnson6328 ปีที่แล้ว

    it was not a doctrine no one was disfellowshipped for not turning in time it was an organizational procedure

  • @robertsansone1680
    @robertsansone1680 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can they join the army now?

  • @CultWisdumb
    @CultWisdumb ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is hilarious!

  • @nowandafter3258
    @nowandafter3258 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    💰JW💵CULT💰

  • @robynhouse8166
    @robynhouse8166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This!!! 😂😂😂

  • @bobbiefritz2525
    @bobbiefritz2525 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is absolutely hilarious

  • @EXJW-ACTIVIST
    @EXJW-ACTIVIST ปีที่แล้ว +2

    JW Light 😂😂😂😂

  • @polish-american8107
    @polish-american8107 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well done! 😂

  • @davidagnew8792
    @davidagnew8792 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    💡💡💡NEW LIGHT💡💡💡
    2 Peter 1:19 (Easy-to-Read version): "And it is good for you to follow closely what they said, which is like a light shining in a dark place. You have that light until the day begins and the morning star brings _new light_ to your minds."
    This _new light_ comes when the day begins in 1914 (the day of the Lord), when Jesus (the bright morning star and Sun of Righteousness (Rev 22:16; Malachi 4:2) shines new light upon his anointed, on the day of great slaughter when the light of the moon (akin to a light shining in a dark place) will shine as bright as the sun and the sun will become seven times brighter, when Christ reigns as king (Isaiah 30:25,26).

    • @davidagnew8792
      @davidagnew8792 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MR-gx3gc
      Your Excellency,
      2 Peter 1:19 (ERV) says Jesus will bring new light. LoDM says that truth does not get newer and there is no need for new light, so who is telling the truth?
      What is this new light at 2 Peter 1:19 (ERV)?
      When and how does Jesus bring it?
      __________
      The man of lawlessness rejects this new light and mocks Christ and those to whom he reveals it in their hearts.
      "the morning star rises in your hearts" (2 Peter 1:19).
      Christ rises as king not in an external manifestation but in an internal revelation of the heart and mind to those to whom Christ reveals this new light.
      "Every eye will see him" (Rev 1:7) need not mean literally every eye, otherwise the blind would also see him. Even LoDM said in another comment that "seen" can have many meanings, like understand or fully grasping what something is.
      So we fully grasp that Christ's rising (parousia) is manifested in our hearts and our mind's eye, and whoever rejects this is exposed as the man of lawlessness.
      Thank you, Your Excellency.

    • @MR-gx3gc
      @MR-gx3gc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidagnew8792to your paramount comment: E v e r y e y e w i l l s e e h i m " ( R ev 1:7) need not mean literally every eye, otherwise the blind would also see him. Even LoDM said in another comment that "seen" can have many meanings, like understand or fully grasping what something is.
      So we fully grasp that Christ's rising (parousia) is manifested in our hearts and our mind's eye, and whoever rejects this is exposed as the man of lawlessness.
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      As is so often the case, you did not answer a single question, but once again preferred to share your personal opinion with me.
      Jesus clearly stated that His return, or parousia, will be perceptible to all people on earth. These statements are unambiguous and require no further interpretation.
      Matthew 24,30 (NWT Study Edition)
      30 Then the sign of the Son of man will appear in heaven, and a l l t h e t r i b e s o f t h e e a r t h will beat themselves in grief, and t h e y w i l l s e e the Son of man c o m i n g on the clouds of heaven with power and g r e a t g l o r y .
      Luke 21,26-27 (NWT Study Edition)
      26 People will become faint out of fear and expectation of the things coming upon the inhabited earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken.
      27 And then t h e y w i l l s e e the Son of mand c o m i n g in a cloud with power and great glory.
      The apostle Paul, in his second letter to the Thessalonians, also referred to this event of the parousia or return of Christ as follows.
      In this epistle, the apostle exhorts the followers of Christ not to follow anyone who claims that this "day of the Lord" has already begun.
      At the same time, he reminds his confreres that this day will not come until Jesus Christ has exposed and eliminated the man of lawlessness.
      2 Thessalonians 2,1-9 (NWT Study Edition)
      1 However, brothers, concerning the p r e s e n c e (note: "P a r o u s i a " ) o f o u r L o r d J e s u s C h r i s t and
      o u r b e i n g g a t h e r e d t o g e t h e r t o h i m , we ask you
      ==========================================
      2 not to be quickly shaken from your reason n o r t o b e a l a r m e d either by an inspired statementc or by a spoken message or by a letter appearing to be from us, to the effect t h a t t h e d a y o f J e h o v a h (note: greek: "Kyrios" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ) is here.
      ===================================================================================================
      3 L e t n o o n e l e a d y o u a s t r a y* in any way, because i t w i l l n o t c o m e u n l e s s t h e a p o s t a s y e comes first and the m a n o f l a w l e s s n e s s g e t s r e v e a l e d , the son of destruction.
      =================================================================================
      4 He stands in opposition and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he sits down in the temple of God, publicly showing himself to be a god.
      5 Do you not remember that when I was still with you, I used to tell you these things?
      6 And now you know what is acting as a restraint, so that he will be revealed in his own due time.
      7 True, the mystery of this lawlessness is already at work, but only until the one who is right now acting as a restraint is out of the way.
      ===============================================================================================
      8 Then, indeed, the lawless one will be revealed, w h o m t h e L o r d J e s u s w i l l d o a w a y with by the spirit of his mouthi and b r i n g t o n o t h i n g b y t h e m a n i f e s t a t i o n j o f h i s p r e s e n c e (note: greek: "P a r o u s i a ") .
      ========
      9 But the lawless one’s presence is by the o p e r a t i o n o f S a t a n with every powerful work and l y i n g s i g n s and wonders
      10 and every unrighteous deception for those who are perishing, as a retribution because they did not accept the love of the truth in order that they might be saved. "
      The fulfillment of this prophecy is therefore described by Paul as the decisive harbinger of Christ's parousia.
      Those who publicly proclaim the doctrine that the event of the Parousia Christi has already run its course must be able to prove of whom Jesus swept away as a man of lawlessness in that year.
      Question:
      ========
      Since your organization teaches that the parousia began in 1914, you need to be able to provide concrete evidence of how this prediction came true that year.

    • @MR-gx3gc
      @MR-gx3gc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidagnew8792 At the same time, he reminds his confreres that this day will not come until Jesus Christ has exposed and eliminated the man of lawlessness.
      2 Thessalonians 2,1-9 (NWT Study Edition)
      1 However, brothers, concerning the p r e s e n c e (note: "P a r o u s i a " ) o f o u r L o r d J e s u s C h r i s t and
      o u r b e i n g g a t h e r e d t o g e t h e r t o h i m , we ask you
      ==========================================
      2 not to be quickly shaken from your reason n o r t o b e a l a r m e d either by an inspired statementc or by a spoken message or by a letter appearing to be from us, to the effect t h a t t h e d a y o f J e h o v a h (note: greek: "Kyrios" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ) is here.
      ===================================================================================================
      3 L e t n o o n e l e a d y o u a s t r a y* in any way, because i t w i l l n o t c o m e u n l e s s t h e a p o s t a s y e comes first and the m a n o f l a w l e s s n e s s g e t s r e v e a l e d , the son of destruction.
      =================================================================================
      4 He stands in opposition and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he sits down in the temple of God, publicly showing himself to be a god.
      5 Do you not remember that when I was still with you, I used to tell you these things?
      6 And now you know what is acting as a restraint, so that he will be revealed in his own due time.
      7 True, the mystery of this lawlessness is already at work, but only until the one who is right now acting as a restraint is out of the way.
      ===============================================================================================
      8 Then, indeed, the lawless one will be revealed, w h o m t h e L o r d J e s u s w i l l d o a w a y with by the spirit of his mouthi and b r i n g t o n o t h i n g b y t h e m a n i f e s t a t i o n j o f h i s p r e s e n c e (note: greek: "P a r o u s i a ") .
      ========
      9 But the lawless one’s presence is by the o p e r a t i o n o f S a t a n with every powerful work and l y i n g s i g n s and wonders
      10 and every unrighteous deception for those who are perishing, as a retribution because they did not accept the love of the truth in order that they might be saved. "
      The fulfillment of this prophecy is therefore described by Paul as the decisive harbinger of Christ's parousia.
      Those who publicly proclaim the doctrine that the event of the Parousia Christi has already run its course must be able to prove of whom Jesus swept away as a man of lawlessness in that year.
      Question:
      ========
      Since your organization teaches that the parousia began in 1914, you need to be able to provide concrete evidence of how this prediction came true that year.

    • @MR-gx3gc
      @MR-gx3gc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidagnew8792 In this context, Peter refers his readers above all to the letters of the Apostle Paul, to whose messages the true followers of Christ should pay special attention.
      2 Peter 3,14-16 (NWT Study Edition)
      14 Therefore, beloved ones, since you are awaiting these things, do your utmost to be found finally by him spotless and unblemished and in peace.
      15 Furthermore, consider the patience of our Lord as salvation, just as our beloved b r o t h e r P a u l also wrote you according to the wisdom given him,
      16 speaking about these things as he does i n a l l h i s l e t t e r s . However, s o m e t h i n g s i n t h e m
      a r e h a r d t o u n d e r s t a n d, and t h e s e t h i n g s t h e i g n o r a n t * a n d u n s t a b l e
      a r e t w i s t i n g , as they do also the rest of the Scriptures, to their own destruction."
      With this in mind, let us now examine together whether the apostle Paul exhorted Christ's followers to be receptive to a modified gospel or to hold fast to the original doctrine.
      Galatians 1,6-9 (NWT Study Edition)
      6 I am amazed that you are so quickly turning away from the One who called you with Christ’s undeserved kindness to another sort of good news.
      7 N o t t h a t t h e r e i s a n o t h e r g o o d n e w s ; but t h e r e a r e c e r t a i n o n e s who are causing you troubleh and wanting t o d i s t o r t t h e g o o d n e w s a b o u t t h e C h r i s t .
      8 However, e v e n i f w e o r a n a n g e l out of heaven w e r e t o d e c l a r e t o y o u as good news something b e y o n d t h e g o o d n e w s w e d e c l a r e d t o y o u , l e t h i m b e a c c u r s e d.
      9 As we have said before, I now say again, W h o e v e r is declaring to you as good news s o m e t h i n g
      b e y o n d w h a t y o u a c c e p t e d , l e t h i m b e a c c u r s e d .
      1 Corinthians 15,1-2 (NWT Study Edition)
      "1 Now I remind you, brothers, of t h e g o o d n e w s that I d e c l a r e d t o y o u , which you also accepted, and for which you have taken your stand.
      2 T h r o u g h i t y o u a r e a l s o b e i n g s a v e d if you h o l d f i r m l y t o t h e g o o d n e w s I declared to you, unless you became believers for nothing.
      In this context, the question arises as to what message the Apostle John, as the last Apostle at the end of the first century, left us on this elementary subject.
      1 John 2,24-27 (NWT Study Edition)
      24 As for you, w h a t y o u h a v e h e a r d f r o m t h e b e g i n n i n g m u s t r e m a i n i n y o u . If what you have heard from the beginning remains in you, you will also remain in union with the Son and in union with the Father.
      25 Furthermore, this is what he himself promised us-the life everlasting.
      26 I write you these things a b o u t t h o s e w h o a r e t r y i n g t o m i s l e a d y o u .
      27 And as for you, the anointing that you received from him remains in you, and y o u d o n o t n e e d
      a n y o n e t o b e t e a c h i n g y o u ; but the anointing from him is teaching you about all thingsq and is true and is no lie. Just as it has taught you, remain in union with him."
      Questions to the Bible teacher
      =========================
      1.) Does your organization heed these admonitions of the apostles in the scriptures that have come down to us?
      2.) Does your organization`s message align with the gospel of the Apostle Paul as it has been handed down to us in his writings?

    • @Matthew121-uc8bl
      @Matthew121-uc8bl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MR-gx3gc
      ISAIAH
      (Isaiah 53:5,8) But he was wounded for OUR TRANSGRESSIONS, he was bruised for OUR iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes WE are Healed for he was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of "MY PEOPLE" was he stricken
      (👆 Isaiah's people are the ethnic Israelites)
      PETER
      (1st Peter 2:24) Who his own self bare "OUR" sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes "YE" were healed
      (👆same people in the NT)
      ANGEL OF GOD
      (Matthew 1:21) And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS for he shall save "HIS PEOPLE" from THEIR sins
      (Matthew 2:6) And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the least among the princes of Juda: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule "MY PEOPLE ISRAEL"
      PAUL
      (Romans 9:3-5) For I could wish that myself were accursed from Christ for "my brethren" "my kinsmen" according to the FLESH who are ISRAELITES to whom "pertaineth" the ADOPTION and the GLORY, and the COVENANTS, and the giving of the LAW and the SERVICE of God, and the "PROMISES" whose are the fathers, and of whom as "concerning" the FLESH Christ "came" who is over all, God blessed for ever. Amen
      (👆all things including Christ sacrifice belong to ethnic bloodline Israelites as it's written)
      CHRIST
      (Matthew 15:24) I am NOT sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of ISRAEL
      (👆 explain these passages - read before you blaspheme)

  • @itsmewitches
    @itsmewitches 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    good for them on becoming more mainstream, pretty soon your bizarre obsession of demonizing this group will seem even more irrelevant.

    • @LightoverDarkMinistry
      @LightoverDarkMinistry  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Doubtful. But I’ll stop once they’re nothing but a footnote in a history book on high control groups masquerading as religions.

  • @CherylArsenault123
    @CherylArsenault123 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha.....really awesome!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Commonsense21234
    @Commonsense21234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂❤

  • @jerryjohanan1940
    @jerryjohanan1940 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christinew3549
    @christinew3549 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suechapel1443
    @suechapel1443 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😅

  • @jaybyrd5556
    @jaybyrd5556 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂

  • @Jexit2020
    @Jexit2020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @devinmedeiros9466
    @devinmedeiros9466 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marmieRH
    @marmieRH ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funhy but this governing body is fucked up 😮

  • @dubinatub1
    @dubinatub1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh great sign me up...... Not

  • @nicklendt1128
    @nicklendt1128 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @EvelynnLandrum
    @EvelynnLandrum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOL 😂

  • @nessi4521
    @nessi4521 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😁

  • @jimjuri6490
    @jimjuri6490 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is quite obvious that JWs are the ones who are awake spiritually. That is why new understanding come their way. It is a learning process.
    1 Timothy 2:3 This is fine and acceptable in the sight of our Savior, God, 4 whose will is that all sorts of people should be saved and COME TO AN ACCURATE KNOWLEDGE OF TRUTH.
    Others who call themselves Christians are complacent and either partying and clubbing and having a good time. Or joining armies and killing each other.

    • @LightoverDarkMinistry
      @LightoverDarkMinistry  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does one come to knowing accurate knowledge?

    • @RowanTasmanian
      @RowanTasmanian ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jim if you are awake spiritually, why have I had to ask these questions now for the fifth time regarding where you and your organisation receive these revelations or new light.
      Here are the questions again:
      Please prove from the bible
      1) that Jesus has been leading the JWs since 1919. Be Specific
      2) the name of the FDS that Jesus chose in 1919. Was it Russell, the Anointed, the Remnant or the Governing Body in exactly the year 1919 that Jesus chose ? Be Specific.
      3) Is Jesus responsible for the 1925 and the 1941 and 1975 Armageddon dates ?
      4) Is the GB or the Watchtower a prophet or have they ever been a prophet ?
      Five times asking you and your spiritually awake brothers is a real charm.
      BTW I am not out partying or clubbing. Listening to Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin might be frowned upon according to your organisation.
      READING THE BIBLE BY ITSELF IS ALSO FROWNED UPON BY YOUR ORGANISATION.
      “haughty ones . . . say that it is sufficient to read the Bible exclusively, either alone or in small groups at home. But, strangely, through such ‘Bible reading,’ they have reverted right back to the apostate doctrines that commentaries by Christendom’s clergy were teaching 100 years ago. . . .”
      WT 8/15/1981, pp. 28-29”
      “An individual must have The Watchtower to understand the Bible. 1983 YEARBOOK, p. 21”
      Also please give me the names of these Christians who are out clubbing and partying.
      Who are they ?

    • @jimjuri6490
      @jimjuri6490 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LightoverDarkMinistry : It is a need to know basis among God's people.
      Daniel wanted to now what he wrote. The answer was 'You do not need to know as it is for a future time.' (Daniel 12:8,9).
      The disciples asked Jesus if he was going to reestablish the Kingdom to Israel at THAT TIME.
      Jesus told them, 'Let it be. God will decide'. (Acts 1:6,7).
      Jesus appointed a Faithful Slave to give his disciples 'Food AT THE PROPER TIME'. (Matthew 24:45).
      As and when JWs need to know, it will be revealed through this appointee of Jesus.
      That is what 'New Light' means.
      At the proper time JWs will come to an accurate knowledge of all the prophecies.
      Until such time, eager JWs will only speculate.

    • @MR-gx3gc
      @MR-gx3gc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jimjuri6490 Your utterances are incompatible with the core messages of the New Testament.
      The gospel relevant to salvation has been completed for two thousand years and no longer needs to be revised.
      On the contrary.
      In their letters, the Apostles explicitly warned us against supposed confreres who negate this maxim in the name of Jesus.
      I highly recommend that you take a tutoring session.
      I would ask you to reveal to me those statements in the New Testament according to which Christians should be receptive to a modified gospel.
      Thank you in advance for your information.

    • @jimjuri6490
      @jimjuri6490 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MR-gx3gc : (John 8:31, 32) Then Jesus went on to say to the Jews who had believed him: “If you remain in my word, you are really my disciples, 32 and YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH, and the truth will set you free.”
      What was the TRUTH these disciples still had to learn?

  • @jimjuri6490
    @jimjuri6490 ปีที่แล้ว

    What 'quota' did JWs need to meet? These type of videos should make JWs happy.
    Matthew 5:11 “Happy are you when people reproach you and persecute you and lyingly say every sort of wicked thing against you for my sake.

    • @LightoverDarkMinistry
      @LightoverDarkMinistry  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ephesians 5:11 Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness, but instead expose them.

    • @jimjuri6490
      @jimjuri6490 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LightoverDarkMinistry: Please explain what 'quota' was expected of JWs?
      Let others have proof of one's statement.

    • @LightoverDarkMinistry
      @LightoverDarkMinistry  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimjuri6490 how many hours, previously, was a baptized publisher required to work in the ministry per month to be in good standing. Because many years ago I’m the number was high. Last several years it’s a minimum of 1.

    • @jimjuri6490
      @jimjuri6490 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LightoverDarkMinistry : A report was needed to show that a Witness was active. No specific time allotment was given. 1 hour logically would be a minimum.
      However taking Jesus instruction the counting of hours has been discontinued. As it is the number of workers out rather than the time they spent.
      Matthew 9:37 Then he said to his disciples: “Yes, the harvest is great, but the WORKERS ARE FEW. 38 Therefore, beg the Master of the harvest to send out WORKERS into his harvest.”
      Galatians 6:4 But let each one examine his own actions, and then he will have cause for rejoicing in regard to himself alone, and NOT IN COMPARISON with the other person. 5 For each one will carry his own load.

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimjuri6490 "Jesus instruction"? Let others have proof of one's statement. Please - provide us your evidence that Jesus has anything to do with what comes from the Governing Body.

  • @mattgardiner614
    @mattgardiner614 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have missed your true calling. You should absolutely "quit distorting the right ways of Jehovah" (Acts 13:10) and pursue a career in Stand Up.

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No comments on the video, Matt? Exactly where is he distorting the right ways of Jehovah? Or is your comment intended to address his larger body of work? As far as Acts 13:10 is concerned, I could just as easily say that the GB exhibits that behavior. After all, they even mistranslated the verse you used.

    • @mattgardiner614
      @mattgardiner614 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanwindom3265 Obviously I'm referring to "his larger body of work" as you put it. The video was a parody. There were no real doctrinal arguments to dispute. Again, obviously, this is a momentous change for witnesses, and in fact for the whole world, as this shows we are moving closer to the end. Unfortunately, the fact that some see it as a joke reminds me very much of the days of Noah. "and they took no note until the Flood came and swept them all away,.." (Matthew 24:39)

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattgardiner614 Of course we're moving closer to the end. Time isn't running backwards. To me, the changes aren't what is momentous -- what you all require of each other is up to you. What strikes me is how Splane finally admitted that some of their doctrinal stances on things like Sodom are just their whims. They DON'T KNOW, and he admitted that. If they don't know, they're not getting that information from Jehovah -- they can't be. And Winder further exposed the lies about being "the channel" when he described the process the GB uses for making decisions about new light. If they were hearing from God, they'd merely relay that information, not farm out a bunch of research to underlings and then debate over the recommendations. His remarks clearly show that the GB bases its decisions on the thoughts of men, not on guidance from God. I commend you for your sense of loyalty, Matt, if not your critical thinking skills.

    • @anniehardy6474
      @anniehardy6474 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattgardiner614 Dear Matt, I have been trying to receive in earnest a reply to my sincere question confirming your view on New Light and its origin to its final destination, the congregation.
      Please answer, as this video highlights New Light as a doctrine, but requires an answer from a Witness perspective..
      Original Question
      If old light is replaced by new light please explain where exactly that new light came from.
      Please provide the hierarchal structure including all links in the chain.
      Is the new light just emanating from some men (Man-Made) in your organisation and is fed to everyone & therefore just the opinions of Men. ?
      Or does it come directly from Jehovah, then to Jesus, then to the Holy Spirit, then to Angels, who then give it to the Governing Body and then to the Elders and then to the Congregation ?
      What is the original source of this new light and please list how many beings and their identity it must travel through before it gets to the average JW. Thank you.
      I would also appreciate Evan's wisdom and Evan's comments on this matter. I believe Matt you are sincere, but avoiding my question repeatedly on this principal doctrine is worrisome.

    • @Eric-NI
      @Eric-NI ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi Matt. The verse you quoted is a mistranslation (Matt 24:39) and the interpretation of the passage was changed in the recent Annual meeting.
      Hence all the discussion..and the above parody

  • @TallKulWmn1
    @TallKulWmn1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excellent!

  • @zakharijah
    @zakharijah ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant 😂