If the NFL Was Scripted: Divisional Round
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ม.ค. 2024
- It was one of the craziest weekends of the NFL Season. As the Divisional Round comes to a close with the Ravens, 49ers, Lions & Chiefs moving on, it's time to see how it all came together.
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Bills fans are going to kill the script writer lol
SEND HIM TO THE PIT
Nah he's just spending the off-season in the pit 😂
He did say he was gonna bury him in the reaction video
In the pit he goes
True @@SeanRosser-pr7er
Texans, Packers, Buccaneers:
At least we won a playoff game ☺️
Bills: *Vietnam flashbacks*
To be fair the ravens probably would have killed them though I think they would have had a better chance than the chiefs will. Rip chiefs
Haha so godo
And cowboy Nation will have their own little darkness retreat lol
As a bills fan, THE MEMORIES! THE WARS! THE FLASHBACKS>>> KILL THE CHIEFS, this comment is very true
@@casematecardinal so I think the chiefs are only a 3 point dog.
"Make it hurt."
"Wide right."
That's cold hearted.
May Jim Kelly haunt you!
That kick get more sad the more you slow it down.
Camera shows opposite Field Goal w/ wind carrying the flags right
Camera settles on the main Field Goal w/ no wind and flags are down
-T Bass kicks and its going up the middle. Actual last second the wind picks up, flags move and so does the ball :( Wide Right again
A perfect representation of the quality of kicker Bill's had and the poor sportsmanship of the fans. 4 times Bils went to the Superbowl and choked. Fans really butt hurt they are choking before a 5th Superbowl choke. Just accept Bill's are a mid card team and will be nothing more than practice for Elite teams. Wide Right and 13 seconds. 😂
@@aboynamedthump It's the curse of Thurmond Thomas!!
divine intervention@@billswr14
“And maybe the Lightning will beat the Red Wi-“
“Not my department!”
was hilarious
😂 That turned out well too.
The entirety of the Bills-Chiefs segment was pure gold 😂
Make it hurt
I’m a Chiefs fan and that game hurt EVERYBODY! Getting my pacemaker put in today.
This was really good
“Remember who you are”
It really was....it really fucking was! Cannot believe tom has not been scooped up by some media company that promotes nfl news. He's one of a kind legend.
Yep that was a Mexican Novela type level of Drama jajaja
Jordan Love: "Please, let me play like Brett Favre on this drive."
*throws wild interception*
Love: "Damnit!, I didn't mean like THAT Favre!"
I didn't mean Vikings Brett Favre!
Phahaha
Oh, trust me, I remember gunslinger Favre in Green and Gold. Entertaining times, but not always nice. @@epicchk4319
Lol
"We've reported elgible for the NFC Championship before the Cowboys"
As a Cowboys fan I love Tom Grossi 😂
I need a shirt with Decker's face on it.
Wait, real people are Cowboys fans? I thought all of you were professional NFL analysts
I'm still hurt after that game
@@muskyoxesIf we were professional analysis, we would have jump ship a long time ago. 😅
Best line of the whole year!
I about died laughing at the Chiefs/Bills segment. Loved the Strouds being rational, then swinging right back into being psychotic. Great job as always, Tom!
Gotta say that was the best part, even though the nfl is scripted, he still nailed it
"Make it hurt " had me dying lol, even as a Broncos fan, I had to appreciate that😂
That was the most amazing line of this entire series.
Wide right 😭
The way this entire skit has evolved over the season, the way the narratives fit perfectly has been an amazing experience…
And the Texans taking the reigns next season! It will be interesting
You should do one before the games and then do one after where you yell at the teams for not sticking to the script.
"Maybe the Lightning will beat the Red Wings"
"Not my department" 😂 Genius Tom. Absolutely brilliant.
“OUR REFS?” Tom I can at least appreciate that you are fully willing to take shots at your own fanbase!
The script writer must love making the Packers lose to the 49ers and the bills lose to the Chiefs in the playoffs .
I'm a Bills fan, one of my coworkers is a Packers fan. Needless to say, we had a lot to talk about when we met today.
Why mess with a good storyline y'know , it worked every other time, and it worked again this year
Every good script writer knows when it's time to break character, yet this script writer just never seems to do it. Which is why I'm just not a fan of his writing.
Well, he is a Chiefs fan
Fr
Well, the Chiefs just solidified themselves as the ultimate villains here.
We've kinda gotten used to it over the last couple of seasons.
after my grandpa watched 50 years of mediocre. fuck em. Chiefs Kingdom.
its really the Red Queens fault...
@@tedmich Is that a ProFootballDemon reference I detect?
New England Patriots 2001-19 aka Tom Brady
Bro. Your jokes come back full circle.
Script Writer: Because I’m a Chiefs Fan.
I’m Dead. The Callback hahaha
Strouds - "Oh, im not going to do anything to you."
Scriptwriter - "oh, you turned over a new leaf?"
Strouds - "Oh, god no. But what I plan to do is nothing compared to what youll suffer to them"
pans to Bills - *holding an actual burning pitchfork
The Lions are just happy the script writer is keeping them around.
Plus the NHL wrote the Red Wings beating the other TB team. It's perfect!
Tbh the script writer is so focused elsewhere they don’t even realize Detroit isn’t eliminated yet
@captawesome42 😂😂
Oh you guys are still around, it's been what 30 years?
I did enjoy the Detroit sweep over TB.
Collusion!
Just don't look at the Pistons
Love the callback to Broncos asking, "Why?!"
"I have a question! ....WHY!?!?"
I'm a Bills fan and that loss was rough, but that last piece was hilarious. I'm used to the misery at this point.
Ik I aint no bills fan but that last part had me😂
Us Bills fans are in a painful matrix loop. Someone needs to go in and fix the glitch.
@@Zipgun66 Pegula is the only one who can fix it. McDermott needs to go.
@@kyletheflameseeker2877 Totally agree
@@Zipgun66As a Bills fan, I've said it before a million times and I'll say it again. McDermott is a decent coach, he may always get us in the playoffs and always win the division, but we will never and I mean NEVER win the Super Bowl until he's gone. And the sad thing is, he's not going to get fired because he always does JUST good enough for the Pegulas to keep him
No two words have ever brought more sorrow, depression, anger, and hopelessness to a group of people as "WIDE RIGHT" has to Bills mafia...
Try "the refs" to Lions fans.
Or Penalty Shooting for England Fans
The number 13 is a close second place.
Should have ran the ball for seahawks
28-3 😣Falcons
“Not the mustard”
-Scriptwriter’s last words
As a Stroud, we we're content. Also we got further than the Cowboys during our rebuild year.
We got the 23rd pick because of you guys and Will Anderson is good🖕jk good job this year.
Stroud vs Love in Lambeau next year will feed families.
That's lame in my opinion and it was the problem with the Texans being in the playoffs in the first place. That is why I didn't want them in the playoffs, the showed up against the Browns and ruined their season and that is fine if they also showed up against the Ravens, but they didn't, because LIKE YOU SAID - they were content. That is so lame in my opinion. I don't like teams that are content just showing up for one game in the playoffs. I hope they don't make it next year. And I had just started believing in Stroud, but where the heck was he against the Ravens? Didn't even show up.
@@rf5390 Texans were in a rebuild year and weren’t even slated to make the playoffs, just like the Packers. Ravens are also a different animal compared to the rest of the NFL. Next year, the Texans will have more expectations, like Super Bowl expectations, at minimum conference championship
@@joegardner851u guys actually got the 27th lol. We got the 23rd from the Browns
"We reported eligible to NFC Championship before the Cowboys" 😂 i love how justice was served after being screwed again
“You pull that stuff with us you’re gonna be choking on old bay”
😂😂😂😂
"Choking on Old Bay" and I lost it!
Nobody outside the State of Maryland even enjoys it, so it'll be like pain, muahahahaha...
@@ocularzombie6679 I didn't even know what it was until now. From what I saw, I can't tell if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
Its the best thing. Seriously try it. Fries, chips, chicken, crab of course, mac and cheese, corn on the cob, cream of crab soup, maryland crab soup. ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES
@@blueluminoshoney old bay wings are one of the things I miss most. That and actual Maryland blue crabs.
Literally laughed out loud. I love it.
Chiefs: “Scriptwriter…” *pulls out an Infinity Gauntlet* “-remember who you are….”
😂And the plot thickens, the script writer tells the Bills why they will lose: “As I said, I’m a Chiefs’ fan”. 😂😂😂
“Hey! You pull any of that stuff with us you’re gonna be choking on old bay ya here me?” Accurate statement from a ravens fan
I loved the escalation of the Packer’s reactions starting at 4:48 “Joe Berry” was my favorite 😂
Lionel asking “is this how the playoffs always are” is so damn perfect 😂. From Saginaw, MI….One Pride!!
From Nunda Township, Cheboygan County, ONE PRIDE!
From Chi-town but fellow Detroiter, ONE PRIDE!❤ Lots of Lions fans here and despite every analyst picking the 49ers, WE BELIEVE!😊
Better be rooting for KC bc one pride could barely get one score on bmore.👿👿👿
Saginaw here too, ONE PRIDE!!!
I swear the NFL scriptwriter is just using the same script from the 2021 NFL Playoffs:
- Pittsburgh loses as a 7 seed in wild card
- Philly beaten by Tampa in wild card
- A Kitty team wins their first playoff game in over 30 years
- An NFC Bird team has hot start, only to collapse at the end of the season and lose in wild card
- All home teams win in wild card except Dallas
- AFC North team beats AFC South team in divisional round
- Green Bay loses by 3 to San Francisco in Divisional Round
- A Matthew Stafford team (past or present) beats Tampa Bay in divisional round
- Buffalo loses in heartbreaking fashion to Kansas City in divisional round
Hey if it aint broke...
That…is pretty remarkable 😮 lol
So just to confirm, the Lions will make the Superbowl then correct?
The Green Bay game was even on the same day of the week and time of day as 2021
I mean, what scriptwriter would say no to getting paid handsomely to simply rework an old and familiar storyline to make a new and…shall we say, grittier reboot?
I loved the little Lightning/Red Wings snippet he added, genius!
Old Bay for the win!!!
Thank you scriptwriter, as a lions fan, another heart attack and my doctor says it will be on the house.
Yeah might be time to up my blood pressure meds next weekend
You have seen nothing yet until you play the 9ers. Trust me on that.
May I ask you doctors name I might need that punch card
we'll see@@maxjaeger40
@@bradszymanski9910 He's got a special right now. Have two and the third one is free.
The Strouds are going to be on their villain arc next season
Them or the Lions. Or both.
@@tromboneman4517or them plus the bills all together
Packers out for blood in 24
If they regress it will be because they pushed the Script Writer too far and has nothing left to lose
The smug waving from the 49ers was just *perfect* ahahaha
Perfect. Our image is we think we're cool (and we are) and yet nerdy at the same time.....lol
I think it was a callback to the very first video featuring Mr. Scriptwriter.
The Chiefs smirking from the shadows is excellent
I love the scriptwriter having the balls to eliminate the Strouds.
The script writer is going to lose his house for making the Strouds lose in the playoffs.
Already lose house on Christmas.
@@turboshelby8322that was his car
can we aid the strouds in feeding it to the pit?
nah
Next year, Bills should be Bills Mafia--like a mob boss character who will sometimes feud with and sometimes align with the Strouds.
I bet it is really hard creating these videos, having to do all your lines for each team, then making them look like they are conversations. Would love to see a behind the scenes video of how you do all of this. Well done.
As a bills fan this one hurts the absolute most. Never had worse heartbreak and that's saying a LOT. Shoveled snow in the stadium right before the game. All these bills fans thinking that because it's at home we could maybe just maybe finally silence all the swifties and vanquish all the demons. Instead we got our hearts ripped out of our chests, kicked wide right, and driven right back in. I don't think I'll ever stop having flashbacks to these last four years, and thank God I wasn't alive for the four super bowl years or I probably wouldn't have made it this far
Unfortunately I was ! All 4 crushing,Unbelievable heart wrenching pain. But Tom dammit somehow made me giggle lol go bills 💙🏈❤️
After the two minute warning on second and third down Josh Allen should have throw short or run on both plays. He had open receivers. Lack of situational awareness. He pulled a Russell Wilson Super Bowl brainless move.
If you ever feel lonely, don't forget about us vikings fans. Gary Anderson had a Perfect season making every field goal just to miss a chip shot to go to the superbowl vs falcons, then saints tried to kill Brett Favre and the refs said i got enough money to not see that . The blowout from the eagles nfc championship game, or maybe it was the giants??? The year thr other team had the vikings radio frequency and knew every play and won 41-0 so yeah bills fans don't think your the only ones cursed
Does it make you feel any better that there would had been 2 timevouts and 1:43 left on the clock
Even if he made it that probably wouldn't have mattered considering how much time was left. Bass doesn't deserve the blame he got. Or the death threats.... like wtf????
49ers: "Hey... we're to you what the Chiefs are to the Bills!"
Packers: *with the vitriol of the entire state of Wisconsin* 😠
It must have hurt Tom to record that interaction. I am truly sorry my man.
They are to us what we are to Dallas 😅
I started rooting for the Bills years ago when i noticed the similarities between them 😭 i'll just have to stick with the Bills as my Afc team. CURSE THE COLOR RED
Sorry...but not sorry.
It hurts so good 😫😂
Lmao especially cuz the lions are the ones in the championship
TOM GROSSI’S FORESHADOWING MAKES IT LITERALLY THE BEST
Also Great job Tom you always have something to bully teams with, pure comedy
Was not expecting the week 3 flashback.
@@Silverlined_69 fr he chose the correct time to say it. He was waiting to us the flashback.
Who’s here after the chiefs won the super bowl
DAMMIT! This guy is TH-cam gold. He always delivers!
That wide right sent back all the fans to that superbowl loss against the giants
Traumatic for FSU fans as well.
Brutal Tom. Just brutal.
Some of us remember another 'wide right' - 1983 Lions-49ers, reliable Eddie Murray no less. The Lions still have demons to exorcise.
SCUD Norwood.
As a Bills fan, this was able to make laugh through the pain. Thank you.
As a chiefs fan ggs, both our teams against each other have the best games
You all deserve better. This Chiefs shit is horrendous.
Although of course we do the same thing to the Packers and Cowboys, so...
I’m with you Bills fan….😢😢😢
@adjura …… it’s Taylor Swift…. They want nor SB ratings with the swifties watching their heathen goddess up in the stands.
As a Ravens fan I can confirm that we have the Old Bay ready Tom, lol.
As a Strouds fan, it’s been a great ride scriptwriter, looking forward to our future working together.
Strouds vs ScriptWriter becoming a better rivalry than Manning vs Brady, and Bills vs Wide Right
Amazing character arc for the Strouds.
Really. How'd they get to be such young bad asses so fast, lol? I guess thats the point. ( Cuz their HC is our former DC Demeco Ryans...boo hoo)
@@sueprator9314 You realize DeMeco was a Texan long before he had anything to do with the 49ers right? And that he always considered Houston home.
“Is this always what it’s like in the playoffs?”
Making the "Strouds" was one of the best decisions in GROSSI POSSI history
As a Bills fan, your videos are the only things keeping me from punching 13 holes in my wall.
13?
@@namanjames4please watch football then you will understand
As a Bills fan, I punches 3 holes for Damar Hamlin
That’s and you know your paper house wouldn’t take 3 more holes, forget 13.
YES
A HOSTILE OLD BAY REFERENCE
THE MOST BALTIMORIAN THING EVER
The "No...Make it hurt!" Gets me every time
As a Red Wings fan, LOVED the quick 2 second reference!! Great stuff as always!
Great tie in with the NFC North reactions. Especially how Lionel uses it to persuade the script writer. Love how the Strouds have that subtle tone in their voice when they humble themselves. The fact that he still is making demands is awesome. Also the way that the Chiefs and Ravens learn from the Strouds is pure gold.
Long live the cult of Stroud!
@@iamskyfallStroud and Proud!!! 😅
Lionel "Is THIS how the PLAYOFFS are???".....nice touch, Tom!!!
How do you keep up the professionalism when you’re mourning THAT loss? Love this episode each week. Go Lions!
I feel like I can always see real emotions come through when he's discussing the Packers. Or maybe that's just because I know he's a Packers fan. Either way, I'm curious if he's happy for the Lions story or mad since they're rivals. I've heard both from Packers fans.
as a texans fan this is 100% spot on, we remember
We always remember
You have nothing to feel embarrassed or bad about from tis season. It was a great start and a valiant effort against the Ravens. You should, however, feel embarrassed for bringing Tim Boyle on. Like did the Texans org which has made some excellent decisions not see what he did with the Jets? Are they just signing him to the PC so he can give them all the inside information on the Jets? I don't know but man that's silly.
@@worfsonofmogh1154 are you smoking meth ?
The villain arc for the Chiefs is kinda growing on me. As always Tom, brilliant.
I’m rooting for the chiefs because I want to see the world burn
@@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607 The Chiefs will have the entirety of the football world crying in pain and suffering, and I can't wait! All 31 teams unite against the Chiefs just for the Chiefs to give them all a middle finger and win another Super Bowl. Bring on the chaos!
I’m embracing the villain role these days. I have to say it’s kinda exciting.
👍😅
I hope it’s not the Chiefs or 49ers who win this Super Bowl. But if it’s the Chiefs (and next time it’s not the Packers), we might as well get the first Super Bowl three peat ever
This a Grossi classic and part of the reason this Chiefs fan has voted for him multiple times for Fan of the Year!
Isn't he the ultimate Packers fan?!😉
Yes he is, but getting me to vote him over my own team means he is spectacular. His bit with ref favoritism is hilarious.
Writer: Bills, it’s wide right.
Bills: No.. no that’s not true! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Writer: Search your feelings you know is it to be true.
Bills: NOO!
On behalf of us Lions fans, thanks again scriptwriter!! We appreciate it.
I’m a Bucs fan and I can’t even be mad. Congratulations Lions. Go beat those 9ers.
Beat them……both
I just came back from the Future we Win the Super Bowl in Vegas..!!! The 49ers played a great game thinking it was the Raiders they beat 😂💪🏾🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆Go 49ers Go!!!!!
As a Ravens fan love it, the Strouds and the Ravens teaming up. Ravens will use the strouds as intimidation for next week
Flock around and find out. 👿👿👿
"I taught him that" ~ The Strouds.
Lenny has embraced his new story arc as Darth Nihilist.
Tom that was your best skit yet Lions wearing a suit to the conference and you keeping calm over it was hilarious it was brilliant looking forward to your next video!
as an eagles fan, the highlight of my year is that the strouds have found some inner peace.
Our Eagles season ending was also inner peace so we didn’t have to see us lost horribly and gruesomely every week.
Also the Cowboys lost. But I guess we all knew that was coming.
The relief on the Script Writer's face when the Strouds were satisfied with their end of the season, tho. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As a Ravens fan, I'm proud of the Texans. Also, the choking on Old Bay line was too good!! Now, we're focused on Kansas City.
The "remember who you are" bit and the music lmaooo
shit really felt like he was turning to the dark side and the evil won
The Chiefs/Bills segment was FLITHY LUL. I laughed so hard 🤣. Tom, you have a direct path to my funny bone sir. Bravo 👏 👏 👏
GO NINERS!!
When this series is continued into next year I can't wait for the Strouds to remind the scriptwriter of his promise to make the Texans better than last year 😂😂 also nice callback to him being a Chiefs fan. Next week he's either gonna be swayed away from his fandom or pull off the most shameless script of all time 😭
No one betrays the Red Kingdom. He will remember where his heart lies. 😄
I am concerned what the Strouds will do next season to the script writer
It might be big.
As long as the Bills team up with the Strouds--the script writer could have done anything but introduce a new generation of Bills fans to the pain that was Wide Right!
There is going to have to be a new script writer next year let's just put it like that.
@@Ginnyrules27 Vikings fans will join you in starting this mutiny. We’re pissed about Kirko and a lot more!
@@Charles_Groebs The Vikings were the first team I actually ever supported when I was getting into football as a kid (their uniform's purple, I liked purple, I was a simplistic child) and so you are welcomed in the mutiny!
"and hey, maybe the Lightning will beat the Red-NOT my department" got me good lmao
"I'm a sucker for the classics.." love the script writer!
I'm not sure how you manage to do this every week, but you have some amazing talent!
I'll be sure to have a nice stockpile of Old Bay 😈
That "Choking on Old Bay" line was a touch of gold!
The Strouds’ line delivery is always so perfect! 😂😂😂
I have a business in Detroit half the city called out today
I look forward to these script writer videos almost as much as I look forward to the blop 10 list
"Not the mustard!" Surprising famous last words.
The poor Bills. As soon as I saw them come up, I just felt sick.
If he pulls any shenanigans in Ravens-Chiefs; Ray Lewis will be showing up at his house
Will he also wear a suit?
The villain music behind the chiefs was perfect 👌🏼
The Strouds storyline is my favorite storyline of this whole thing. And I'm saying that as a Raiders fan.
The Peppa pig sign reference was amazing 😂😂😂
You know after what the Script Writer did to them this week, the Bills deserve to get a free pass and have no consequences for whatever they decide to do to him. :-D Great episode Tom!
The strouds/scriptwriter conversation was giving me “No Country for Old Men” gas station scene vibes 👀
Pure genius Tom. You had me crying the week. "With ketchup and mustard"🤣🤣
Tom is going to have a fucking field day after the AFC Championship game
You should totally release a compilation video of all the weeks put together. 😁
After Super Bowl!! Please Tom? This would be fantastic!!
seeing just how good tom has gotten at making these characters and scripting these scenes as the season has progressed has been so good. clicked on this one as SOON as i saw it. cant wait for the rest of the playoffs and next season
lol I loved the Old Bay quote from the Ravens character. Let’s go Ravens! 💜🖤
I was dreading this only because of the Bills game…. But i had to watch it for the sake of the Strouds plot-line.
Baltimore’s response with the Chiefs was priceless!!!
Bills game was truly heartbreaking!
Lions v Chiefs baby! 1st game, last game!
Been praying for this, such a poetic season
And in the same way Lions won against the chiefs in Week 1 we win against them in the Super Bowl nice
And Eminem against Taylor Swift
@@austinnatwick5293Sorry... not with both Kelce AND Jones playing this time...👍😁
You know what? You're going in the pit. LMAO
6:11
Even peppa pig😂😂
As a Bears fan watching Bass miss that field goal gave me ptsd. 😱
I don’t want to see the script writer 😡😡
I look forward to next week just to see the scriptwriter covered in ketchup and mustard.
@@c0mf0rta61ynum6lying in the middle of a broken table
I told my homie I wouldn't be shocked if the coach was found murked because of that 4th down call or the kicker because he missed