@manugo8476 Is duh a slang word? slang. an ironic response to a question or statement, implying that the speaker is stupid or that the reply is obvious. how did you get in here? - through the door, duh.
@@ashlibabbitt8609Well, Joe is part of the corrupt club, and Trump made the mistake of standing up to them. Of course.. Trump is still winning though and he will be president again soon. Enjoy!
@@ashlibabbitt8609 Yeah, the fed said old uncle Joe is too infirm to prove that he knowingly grossly mishandled classified documents. Therefore won't charge him. I bet you think that's a victory against our next president. Indictment is simply an accusation. Not a conviction.
Do you mean the fact that the hidden joke is about Israel’s state of affairs being the center of American media for the past several decades, or is it just because it was an “A”?
that's what all the dumb people say when they see more intelligent person talk. less intelligent people just yap without thinking, while intelligent people use their brain before their mouth. they think what to say and how to say, while dumb people just yap yap yap random nonsense and then say more nonsense like you just did. it just means he has higher than average intelligence. look how Elon talks, same way. he pauses a lot and thinks a lot what to say and how to say. i got 154 on Mensa over 10 years ago and i know this from experience how frustrating it is communicating with average people who don't understand why i pause between words or sentences and often i say mix of 2 things as i think of many things at once, but putting that into words is much more difficult, so i sometimes say mix of 2 or more things that doesn't make much sense to average person and then they make fun of me in same way, thinking that i have disability or something, when really it's other way around. for example how can i explain to you how a color looks like that you have never seen before? simple answer: its impossible, i can't describe a color to you, that you're not able to see with your eyes. that's why its so difficult for intelligent people to communicate with less intelligent people, they just don't understand anything you are telling them. language is actually quite primitive way of communicating, it took me about 2-3 minutes writing this, when in my head i made all this up within 1-2 seconds. imagine what humans could do if we'd have telepathic abilities or bio-tech that allows us to share our thoughts instantly. i think in about 1000 years (give or take) internet will be connected directly to our brain and instead of writing long comments, we can upload a packet with all of the thoughts and others can instantly access it. i think videos and other audio / visual things will become obsolete aswell.
I cracked when he called Mitch: "The USA arachnid's final phase of the United States Izran, 2A Armania, C Irash, F... f... if the foothills the Himalayas."
That’s because he’s been like this for his whole presidency, this video still fit when it was made but people were still pretending he was a great president up until the most recent debate. It was crazy that he ever got elected in the first place because he wasn’t much better at the start of his term than he is now.
@@lukestarkiller1470He wasn't well but he was for sure better we can just look at the old debates. I was surprised he got elected in that state but it was much better than now, imagine another 4 years.
@@amai2307 He never reached a "correct" answer, merely the obvious answer of "cui bono?" and who owns the USA. Btw: "The tributes of panem" books are a perfect metaphor for the world today. Hey, at least the USA are one of the better districts, right? Well, until you find out that, together with Argentine and Ukraine, the USA are the farming district, too. Pity that the people who produce the food don't get better food themselves.
I'm Mister Multi Culture! I'm not for guns! I'm Mister Money Vulture! They call me White Person! I'm Mister Hollywood! What land I clutch! They kick me out with a rush! I'm too much!
@@Bluestone380 I understand why you would cringe or get frustrated at these kinds of comments but think about it, the guy is just expressing that a part of the video was particularly funny to him. What's wrong about that? Why would you mock it? It's just a very human thing to do, and yes, it does seem somewhat stupid but at the end o the day we are stupid primates trying to cope with the suffering of existance and socially interacting and sharing like this is a big part of how we do that and of our identity. I don't think trying to deny this part of us does us any good.
@@nicolasreyes2190 so because we are "suffering primates trying to cope" we all get a pass to be completely imbecilic? To quote Joe Biden (note the irony), "I don't think so pal!".
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US ALL TO REMEMBER THAT, ALTHOUGH HE MAY BE A REPUBLICAN AND I MAY BE A DEMOCRAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE BOTH MEMBERS OF THE UNI PARTY
aa aaa replied: "Trey Helmsyeah because a meme video made by AI tells anything about how competent a president is ! he's not worse than Trump if not better. memes don't change facts" LOL, Trump gives speeches hours long, no problem. Did you see Biden's state of the union speech? Biden can't speak without slurring, and telling lie after lie like he "created jobs" and "cut the deficit". Take out covid year 2020 and jobs just coming back from that, and Biden has less job growth than Trump and higher deficits and greater debt. And Biden couldn't even get a girl's name right WHILE HOLDING A BADGE WITH HER NAME ON IT! Biden and all his supporters are......
@@treyhelms5282even if he's as troubled as you say, he's not the one running this country. it's his cabinet. which means he's better than trump. honestly I think trump is fine too but I hate his boomer fanboys. they're idiots. he'd slightly better than his fans
@@TimOMahony-df8qh they blatantly ignore the 'distant tribulations' that stare them in the face...for the sake of their own continued complacency within the security net they believe they have built around themselves. but the seeds of iniquity at harvest, will be reaped in a frenzied gnashing of teeth.
That ending twist, "you sure about that" is the most important question that needs to be asked in regards to the political dynamics of the United States..
Didn't y'all hear? Israel are the darlings of the world all of a sudden...they're 120% innocent & just defending themselves, definitely not a land grab for more settlements.
@WirxawTanev mitch mcconal is known for freezing up when public speaking if you type in mitch mcconal freezes on google or here on TH-cam you should find it , it's happened more than once , in this who wants ot be a millionaire video he froze when he was on the phone a friend to biden instead 😂
@WirxawTanev mitch mcconnell is an old US politician known for freezing up during public speaking lime a statue its happened more than once he just stares at the camera and says nothing then they have to drag him off stage , just type in mitch mcconal freezes up on youtube or Google you should find it , in this who wants to be a millionaire video he froze on the phone a friend with biden instead 😂
That was basically the only punchline of this video but funny how they had to hold it until the end of the video just to bypass TH-cam censorship 😂 this website is awful jail cell of censorship especially on the mainstream news comments sections
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I'm one of the people who realized Biden was experiencing cognitive decline due to the debate, who believed it wasn't true before. For context, I am a leftist and Canadian, and I don't like Biden, Trump, or the American state, so I don't consider myself someone who would jump to defend Biden. I wrote off the idea that Biden was experiencing cognitive decline as a false narrative created by bad-faith actors. I figured some of the clips that supposedly demonstrated this were taken out of context, and the ones where he clearly forgets what he was saying and trails off as something were plentiful because he was filmed so often. I figured we all mess up our words and diverge from our point sometimes, and if we were doing a lot of public speaking on video, someone could probably piece together all those moments to mislead people into believing we aren't all there mentally. But when I saw the debate, and how he spoke and how he even looked confused, it cast those previous moments in a different light. It became clear to me that his cognitive decline wasn't a lie told to slander him and cast doubt on whether he should have political power, but something that had been going on for years and that has only gotten worse. I saw the light. And I think a lot of people had this happen to them as well. When someone who is conservative is saying Biden is experiencing cognitive decline or has dementia, it's easy to assume they're just saying that because they're opposed to him politically. And that's who the people saying these things were. But at this point it seems clear to me that there was a relatively widespread media coverup of this (not necessarily a collective conspiracy, with lots of media outlets agreeing to work together, but numerous personalities and perhaps networks deciding to handwave these moments and present him in the best light. For all I know though they could have been aware of his mental decline and decided to cover it up in order to prop him up to have someone to oppose Trump).
@@derf-qi8ts Ikr youtube's censorship is outrageous, when I was typing my comment I was afraid it would get censored. I don't have anything else to say on this and comment reply notifications don't work for me so I won't check back. Just know the truth about Biden's cognitive decline is being widely accepted now.
Actually, given the utter stupidity of 43% of the American Public (like those who voted for this vicious buffoon and who believe that men need tampons), that may not be a bad strategy...
If ONLY Donald Trump watched this, I bet you a million dollars he'd post it on twitter, but since it hints at something we all know, Israel controlling America, I don't think he would
It's the only state that can deliberately attack America (the USS Liberty) and still receive billions of taxpayer money every year, while being protected by the Pentagon as if it were part of the US.
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@@turnip5359the fact they couldn’t talk about how those men got those purple hearts is disgusting. Plus the fact they napalmed the life boats and jammed sos messages too!
Mitch, what is the final arachnid fase of the USA? A Isran, 2A armani, C in Iraq, hmm 7 In Iraq, if the foothills in the Himalayas? Mitch got a heart attack and died.
I don´t see the difference between satire and reality here
its flawless
Who said it’s a satire?😂😂😂
That's because there is no satire here.
The difference is at the foothills of the gym … him … sun … man, you know the thing!
@manugo8476
Is duh a slang word?
slang. an ironic response to a question or statement, implying that the speaker is stupid or that the reply is obvious. how did you get in here? - through the door, duh.
If only Joe was this coherent.
The A threw him off since he pronounces our country as "merica.
@@maxwellcrazycat9204this is United States Gamere damn it!
At least he didn't get indicted like Trump 😅
@@ashlibabbitt8609Well, Joe is part of the corrupt club, and Trump made the mistake of standing up to them.
Of course.. Trump is still winning though and he will be president again soon. Enjoy!
@@ashlibabbitt8609 Yeah, the fed said old uncle Joe is too infirm to prove that he knowingly grossly mishandled classified documents. Therefore won't charge him.
I bet you think that's a victory against our next president.
Indictment is simply an accusation. Not a conviction.
“And let a public vote make an important decision? I don’t think so pal” 😂😂😂
That's the best one 😂
Or just rig the vote.
That's why voting is a complete waste of time
They'll be cold in the ground before he lets them vote again.
I mean when it's rigged why would he
"We finally beat Medicare."
Freudian slip.
every journalist: 0:08
"Yeah, he's right, he beat it to death."
@@piercebunge4297Best quote ever!
Ya, you beat it to death!!! - Donald Trump
His logic for choosing “A” legitimately made my head hurt
It is the correct answer though.
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Do you mean the fact that the hidden joke is about Israel’s state of affairs being the center of American media for the past several decades, or is it just because it was an “A”?
"Joe, you did such a great job! You answered every question!" - Jill Biden
🤣
Then after she said that she helped him climb down 3 stairs to get off the stage. Dude is now officially a toddler
@@staind288It was only 1 step..😮
@@nedmurry7283 really? I swore I saw 3 but 1 makes it much worse! 😂
@@staind288 But next week he watches the Muppets teach him the alphabet.
The most unrealistic part about this is that Joe was able to finish a full sentence
Trump wouldn't need to go on here as he's already a billionaire. Where is the usual presenter Jeremy Clarkson ?
Who's Jeremy Clarkson?@@JamJam0189
The most unrealistic is him actually being called president which he is not.
That was the most realistic part bro😂
that's what all the dumb people say when they see more intelligent person talk. less intelligent people just yap without thinking, while intelligent people use their brain before their mouth. they think what to say and how to say, while dumb people just yap yap yap random nonsense and then say more nonsense like you just did.
it just means he has higher than average intelligence. look how Elon talks, same way. he pauses a lot and thinks a lot what to say and how to say.
i got 154 on Mensa over 10 years ago and i know this from experience how frustrating it is communicating with average people who don't understand why i pause between words or sentences and often i say mix of 2 things as i think of many things at once, but putting that into words is much more difficult, so i sometimes say mix of 2 or more things that doesn't make much sense to average person and then they make fun of me in same way, thinking that i have disability or something, when really it's other way around.
for example how can i explain to you how a color looks like that you have never seen before?
simple answer: its impossible, i can't describe a color to you, that you're not able to see with your eyes. that's why its so difficult for intelligent people to communicate with less intelligent people, they just don't understand anything you are telling them.
language is actually quite primitive way of communicating, it took me about 2-3 minutes writing this, when in my head i made all this up within 1-2 seconds. imagine what humans could do if we'd have telepathic abilities or bio-tech that allows us to share our thoughts instantly.
i think in about 1000 years (give or take) internet will be connected directly to our brain and instead of writing long comments, we can upload a packet with all of the thoughts and others can instantly access it. i think videos and other audio / visual things will become obsolete aswell.
He's the first black woman to be vice president
Vice President Trump ....
😂😂😂
Ukrainian President Putin..
hey! he has the right to identify as a black woman, you bigot! I mean she, or it, they? Damn it!
And he knows it! :p
The Big Guy should have phoned Hunter "He's the smartest person I know"
Lol
Lol
Yeah, but Hunter would’ve been on another line with his cocaine dealer.
Hunter would definitely be awake
what kind of crack does he smoke?
I cracked when he called Mitch: "The USA arachnid's final phase of the United States Izran, 2A Armania, C Irash, F... f... if the foothills the Himalayas."
dude that comment made me laugh even harder as I had to laugh when he read the question in the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wow, you did well to unravel that! I had no idea what he said!
😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
best part of the video
How Joe turns the tables at the end with that “you sure about that?” is amazing
He went from being unaware and incoherent, to sober af in 2 seconds. 💀
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785The amphetamine shot kicked in finally.
Brilliant done.
Yeah, that stuff was great. There you have the zinger or is it really one?
I'm surprised one of the answers wasn't China.
This aged so well....
That’s because he’s been like this for his whole presidency, this video still fit when it was made but people were still pretending he was a great president up until the most recent debate. It was crazy that he ever got elected in the first place because he wasn’t much better at the start of his term than he is now.
@@lukestarkiller1470He wasn't well but he was for sure better we can just look at the old debates. I was surprised he got elected in that state but it was much better than now, imagine another 4 years.
@@aaronottermann5824 yeah that’s true, he’s gotten much worse, I can’t even imagine how much worse he’d be in another 4 years
Thus vid is only 5 months old -_-
Biden didn't.
This is clearly AI. He is speaking relatively coherently.
I did not know that this is AI generated.
Genius 🤣🤣
What? I thought it was real 😮
Yeah, I was supprised for a moment when we heard that he really thinks. 2:50
But everything is 100% accurate, are you sure you are not ai trying to fool us?
That plot twist ending had me🤣😂
Huh? Wasn't that the obvious answer right from the start?
@@donaldduck830I replied and deleted lol. I was thinking you didn't get it lol
Yeah, considering how many jewish people are in the government positions...
@@donaldduck830plot twist was, that joe reached the correct answer, but it was not accepted somehow
@@amai2307 He never reached a "correct" answer, merely the obvious answer of "cui bono?" and who owns the USA. Btw: "The tributes of panem" books are a perfect metaphor for the world today. Hey, at least the USA are one of the better districts, right? Well, until you find out that, together with Argentine and Ukraine, the USA are the farming district, too. Pity that the people who produce the food don't get better food themselves.
When Joe started reading off the multiple choices to Mitch...."A. Irania B. Armani 4. Iraq, ugh... 7. Iraq" 🤣🤣🤣
Was that a subtle reference to the CIA's "7 countries in 5 years" stated goal?
😂😂😂
c. i,…i… rash
Should included México & Egypt, would've been harder for Biden. 😂
resikin Never!
Can’t believe they dug up this old clip from when Joe was sharp and on the ball.
😂😂😂😂
Ai
That twist ending was genius
Nothing twist, every humen on earth knows that Israel, are the lidle USA.
As Rod Serling
I'm Mister Multi Culture!
I'm not for guns!
I'm Mister Money Vulture!
They call me White Person!
I'm Mister Hollywood!
What land I clutch!
They kick me out with a rush!
I'm too much!
That will go over most people's heads unfortunately.
The dig at Israel's influence in America is epic.
“You sure about that?” 😂
Good job on watching the whole video 🎉
@@Bluestone380 I understand why you would cringe or get frustrated at these kinds of comments but think about it, the guy is just expressing that a part of the video was particularly funny to him. What's wrong about that? Why would you mock it? It's just a very human thing to do, and yes, it does seem somewhat stupid but at the end o the day we are stupid primates trying to cope with the suffering of existance and socially interacting and sharing like this is a big part of how we do that and of our identity. I don't think trying to deny this part of us does us any good.
Yikes man, that's a looong scolding 😂
@@Bluestone380 @nicolasreyes2190 Do you guys even know why Israel is in the video?
@@nicolasreyes2190 so because we are "suffering primates trying to cope" we all get a pass to be completely imbecilic? To quote Joe Biden (note the irony), "I don't think so pal!".
Missed opportunity. Amnesia could have been a great choice of answer.
That would have been brilliant
Agree....
"We live in the United States of Amnesia." -Gore Vidal
If only Joe was this coherent in the recent debate.
They were short on anderchrome Hillary's & Jill robbed the cache.
He just might, if there were a teleprompter.
@@zhanzhao144 End of Quote, Repeat the Line
Indeed
Plot hole: How did Joe remember to say "final answer" ?
Editing good editing TRUE fourth years ready. 💀 David Savage 🎶 🔨
Israel told him to say it
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US ALL TO REMEMBER THAT, ALTHOUGH HE MAY BE A REPUBLICAN AND I MAY BE A DEMOCRAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE BOTH MEMBERS OF THE UNI PARTY
@@VichikumaTHE USA IRAQ IS THE FINAL PHASE OF THE UNITED STATES
Cue Cards
"He's calling from right here in the United States of America"
"The United States of America?"
"Yeah"
Democrats: "He just has a stutter, guys!"
aa aaa replied: "Trey Helmsyeah because a meme video made by AI tells anything about how competent a president is ! he's not worse than Trump if not better. memes don't change facts"
LOL, Trump gives speeches hours long, no problem. Did you see Biden's state of the union speech? Biden can't speak without slurring, and telling lie after lie like he "created jobs" and "cut the deficit". Take out covid year 2020 and jobs just coming back from that, and Biden has less job growth than Trump and higher deficits and greater debt.
And Biden couldn't even get a girl's name right WHILE HOLDING A BADGE WITH HER NAME ON IT!
Biden and all his supporters are......
@@treyhelms5282lol ikr?
@@treyhelms5282even if he's as troubled as you say, he's not the one running this country. it's his cabinet.
which means he's better than trump.
honestly I think trump is fine too but I hate his boomer fanboys. they're idiots. he'd slightly better than his fans
👁️👄👁️
That mitch McConnell freeze was so underrated.
This
I caught that myself 😂 , careful my friend looks like the grammar police are in town ☝️
LMAO
Tracy McConnell
😂😂
Joe thought he was on “Who Wants to be a Trillionaire!” 😂
Why have trillions when we can have billions??😅😅😅😅
Millions, billions, trillions…c’mon man, what’s the difference?
@@barbo1106millionaire you buy some gucci clothes, billionaire you buy gucci itself and trillionaire you buy Italy
And now he wouldn't have picked vp trump if he is not qualified to be president 😂
@@worldclassact1389a trillion is more than a billion, numbnut
At least he made it to the first question.
Good one ! 😂
How did he even pass the fastest finger first😂
@@SakiSekai Exactly.How did he even make it to the hot seat?
@SakiSekai think of this as syndicated millionaire(no fastest finger necessary)
@@eamonnbyrne8400 He plssed in it.
I clicked on this video with low expectations but I was blown away at how brilliantly funny, well-written and edited it is!
Good for you my man!
same here🤣
divine comedy from a non-pc universe 😊
Yep, unexpectedly brilliant satire . . .
We live in a time where satire reflects painfully true situations.
The Blue Whale in the room that nobody wants to acknowledge. It is going to cost us 50 trillion dollars.
What is dumb is smart .... and what is smart is dumb .... I ahh putahh muhfoot .... good job Joe ... you put it on your foot !
You might want to go and read Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. It was nothing but pure satire of real life situations...
Satire has always been effective, but it's just never been needed at this level before.
As opposed to satire that is detached from reality? What a comment.
"Are you sure about that?" Yeah everyone now is having a second thought 😂
“What matters is that we’re both members of the Uniparty.” lol sad but true
I'm glad somebody said.... oh wait, lol
The party of Israel.
You have the Metallica Black Album snake as your avatar, and you just said "sad but true". Coulnd't have been coincidental, right?
@@hasselett It's a simplified version of the Gadsden flag, but I'm aware of that too
Carlin - "It's a Big Club"
Damn these *redacted greatest ally* jokes are getting spicier every time
Sorry joe, the correct answer was 600 trillion J e ws died during the holocaust, not 600,000
It has gotten that bad, huh?@@aquaticape2273
You probably don't even see this comment.
I'm ultra flagged.
@@AquarianNomadic Same, i didn't even mention them and my first comment got deleted.
@@SACRUM_VOTUM I can't discuss politics in general. The comment gets deleted every time.
WOW the ending part. “You sure about that”
Very clever message
I agree. Judging by the comments here, that went over the heads of the vast majority!
@@TimOMahony-df8qh they blatantly ignore the 'distant tribulations' that stare them in the face...for the sake of their own continued complacency within the security net they believe they have built around themselves. but the seeds of iniquity at harvest, will be reaped in a frenzied gnashing of teeth.
Only two groups of people know what's going on
Actually it's the United States of Ukraine
@@TerminusHostiliabro are you speaking in riddle tongue my friend? Lol
Jesus. That was pretty dark there at the end.
The mask fall
You know my savior Jesus Christ too? Wow. amazing. Praise God. Thank you Jesus.
@@JohnSmith-uy7sv You guys cringyness never miss to fail
@@petrospetromixos6962 isreal owns the politicians
@@JohnSmith-uy7svGod bless you brother !
That ending twist, "you sure about that" is the most important question that needs to be asked in regards to the political dynamics of the United States..
THIS!
The zionists won
Oy VEY
Didn't y'all hear? Israel are the darlings of the world all of a sudden...they're 120% innocent & just defending themselves, definitely not a land grab for more settlements.
If it were the United States of Israel, do you think they would be giving billions of dollars to Iran?
No parody here; it’s reality!
Perfect, guys!
Yup
They're all part of the Uniparty
It was surprisingly realistic. However, to Joe's defense, it was somewhat of a trick question to have the wrong answer be A.
@@FirsteMann1929 no I think he meant that Biden and liberals are bums in denial
@@FirsteMann1929No, not all.
@@bigguy7353ur so innocent, i love it
When I heard he was ringing mitch mcconal and the line froze I lost it 😂
What's the joke's context?(For those not familiar with US stuff)
@WirxawTanev mitch mcconal is known for freezing up when public speaking if you type in mitch mcconal freezes on google or here on TH-cam you should find it , it's happened more than once , in this who wants ot be a millionaire video he froze when he was on the phone a friend to biden instead 😂
@WirxawTanev mitch mcconnell is an old US politician known for freezing up during public speaking lime a statue its happened more than once he just stares at the camera and says nothing then they have to drag him off stage , just type in mitch mcconal freezes up on youtube or Google you should find it , in this who wants to be a millionaire video he froze on the phone a friend with biden instead 😂
@@WirxawTanevsearch mitch mcconnell frozen on TH-cam
Mitch had a stroke ( Maybe 2?) on TV and he completely froze up
Lol when Mitch froze on the phone I laughed
I didn't get that until you pointed it out, oops
"You sure about that" 😂 he has a point😂
Yep, that one tends to go over people’s heads.
The best line, some will get it.
That was basically the only punchline of this video but funny how they had to hold it until the end of the video just to bypass TH-cam censorship 😂 this website is awful jail cell of censorship especially on the mainstream news comments sections
In the crucible of creation, where the raw elements of potential coalesce into realities untold, there arises the Titan of Thought, the Sculptor of Civilization: Man. A Promethean force, Man reaches into the maelstrom of the void, his hands guided by the whispers of aspiration, to wrest from chaos the building blocks of tomorrow. With every stroke of innovation, every chisel mark upon the marble of existence, Man furthers his quest for a transcendent apotheosis, cultivating the garden of culture from the wilderness of primal instinct.
As the plough furrows the earth, rending it to yield abundance, so do Man's instruments carve the path to societal nirvana. From the bonds of kinship sprout the roots of governance, the shoots of polity-a verdant canopy sheltering the blossoming of the human spirit. Amidst this perpetual renaissance, Man strives not merely to be, but to embody the sublime architecture of celestial design.
Yet, in the shadowed recesses of Man's triumph, the Subhuman slinks-a spectral antithesis. This Leviathan of Envy gnashes its teeth against the sinews of achievement, a corrosive entropy intent on reclaiming light for the dark. Where the Titan of Thought constructs, the Subhuman connives to desecrate. It scours the relics of progress with an infernal fervor, seeking to raze the cathedral of Man's brilliance to but a whisper.
Where Man kindles the beacon of progress, a Promethean fire defying the night, the Subhuman skulks in umbral enclaves, cavorting with specters of ruin. In the bogs of despondency, in the mires where hope sinks and festers, the Subhuman concocts its vile congress. From such Stygian depths emerges the Subhuman's monarch, The Eternal [Redacted]-emperor of dissolution, a sovereign whose crown is wrought from the wreckage of human grandeur and whose scepter dispenses the ash of failed empires.
A silent war wages in the metaphysical ether-between the celestial Titans and the chthonic fiends. Each sunrise fans the flame of Man's resolve, each innovation a hymn in the symphony of advancement; but with every moon's ascent, the malevolent choir of The Eternal [Redacted] hums its siren call to decay.
The stage of existence is vast and ever-shifting, with Man and Subhuman locked in an eternal ballet-a danse macabre. One beckons forward into the halcyon glow of uncharted firmaments, while the other seeks to choreograph the sabotage of the very stepping stones to divinity. The cosmic scales tip with each act of creation, each idea birthed, and each call to greatness heeded by the true children of the stars-the harbinger of a dawn wherein Man reigns supreme, and the specters of the abyss are but a cautionary whisper in the winds of history.
I think 90% of people who would watch this will get it.
This is honestly incredible writing.
... F**k! that twist tho! went from hilarious to chilling!
Domestic abuse 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🦆😱😱😱😱
Chillingly true......😂
@@hughneek12 He should have called his illuminati friends as his telephone joker xD
So True this is Gold! Funny at the beginning and told the truth at the end LOL
@@hungrymikepencetd5686 masters... the puppets are just that.
A for AIPAC. ...let me check my notes...yup
The Uni-party line is so accurate. Crazy how people from both sides don't realize it. Very well written sketch.
And probably applies to most industrialized western "democracies" - definitely is the case in the utterly corrupt UK Parliament
there are no sides they are all the same devil worshipers. its them versus the world
Its not a sketch.
AMERICAN GLOBAL EMPIRE (AGE)
hard to realize with censorship on every major platform. you're not allowed to say anything about the juzz.
Somebody deserves an oscar for this. Pure gold
Особенно за концовку 😅
No puedo leer.
“Foot hills of the Himalayas” cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂
You don't even get the reference
@@bojohannesen4352 that foothills comment he made a couple of years ago for real and I had forgotten bout it until this video,
@@newday2447 what was the context though? Sorry, a non American.
@@kanakTheGold search up "America is a nation that can be defined in a single word"
possibilties
Everyone acts shocked after the debate. This was posted 4 months ago and everyone I know was well aware for a few years this guy was toast.
Google It The grip tightens around Washington!
I'm one of the people who realized Biden was experiencing cognitive decline due to the debate, who believed it wasn't true before. For context, I am a leftist and Canadian, and I don't like Biden, Trump, or the American state, so I don't consider myself someone who would jump to defend Biden.
I wrote off the idea that Biden was experiencing cognitive decline as a false narrative created by bad-faith actors. I figured some of the clips that supposedly demonstrated this were taken out of context, and the ones where he clearly forgets what he was saying and trails off as something were plentiful because he was filmed so often. I figured we all mess up our words and diverge from our point sometimes, and if we were doing a lot of public speaking on video, someone could probably piece together all those moments to mislead people into believing we aren't all there mentally.
But when I saw the debate, and how he spoke and how he even looked confused, it cast those previous moments in a different light. It became clear to me that his cognitive decline wasn't a lie told to slander him and cast doubt on whether he should have political power, but something that had been going on for years and that has only gotten worse. I saw the light.
And I think a lot of people had this happen to them as well. When someone who is conservative is saying Biden is experiencing cognitive decline or has dementia, it's easy to assume they're just saying that because they're opposed to him politically. And that's who the people saying these things were. But at this point it seems clear to me that there was a relatively widespread media coverup of this (not necessarily a collective conspiracy, with lots of media outlets agreeing to work together, but numerous personalities and perhaps networks deciding to handwave these moments and present him in the best light. For all I know though they could have been aware of his mental decline and decided to cover it up in order to prop him up to have someone to oppose Trump).
@@cleigh3796 we want to talk to you and the comments are cutting us off
@@derf-qi8ts Ikr youtube's censorship is outrageous, when I was typing my comment I was afraid it would get censored. I don't have anything else to say on this and comment reply notifications don't work for me so I won't check back. Just know the truth about Biden's cognitive decline is being widely accepted now.
Mitch stroked out.
That sounds wrong on many levels lol
Let a public vote make an important decision? I don't think so!
Damn that one hit hard 🤣
Actually, given the utter stupidity of 43% of the American Public (like those who voted for this vicious buffoon and who believe that men need tampons), that may not be a bad strategy...
"And let a public vote make an important decision? I don't think so, pal..." - 🤣
“Those who can make you believe in absurdities can make you commit atrocities”
Voltaire couldn't have said it better.
2:02 “If the foot has Himalayas”💀
Bigfoot
The man already has so many memes 😂
“Asimfoothimamafoothimtfofoot”
I laughed so hard, i kid you not, i almost passed out. I am seriously not kidding. I couldnt even hold my head up from such intense laughter.
The president of the United States, ladies and gentlemen
i mean, are you joking? wasnt that funny
@@gw62112009go away
"I-I-Irash, F-Fits its-its *foothills in the Himalayas"*
Nah, who made this 💀😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Matt Groening....
someone does his research
I can't believe i lost my shit to this. I was laughing my ass off the entire video 😂😂😂
Whoever did this should get a academy award ! Bravo !
He can't. It's not diverse enough
@@jeffrix27haha beat me to it
@@jeffrix27It's also not a movie.
this is fucking gold
If ONLY Donald Trump watched this, I bet you a million dollars he'd post it on twitter, but since it hints at something we all know, Israel controlling America, I don't think he would
this is gold fake
@@robertbodnar8745nobody actually thinks this is real. That’s the point, it’s still really funny
Ending is both hilarious and scary.
Yeah....makes you think? 😮
and real
Glad I wasn't the only one. Funniest video I've seen in yours but the ending was creepy. Probably because there's a good chance it may be true.
We can see that in present days.
@@someoneout-there2165its not just a good chance, AIPAC says its a real chance.
I love that everything that could've possibly went wrong happened, lol
Murphy's Law 😜
@@evagengler9666 how much does it matter?
@@Man_Jr._Studios Don't we all strive to be the best we can be?
@@evagengler9666 🤷🏻♂️
@Man_Jr._Studios I'm sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you or make you feel bad. I will remove it.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. They way their heads twitch a little when they talk is so hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂
Sleepy Joe's head is swelling trying to form a coherent sentence
@@vvvxt You're in an anti-American cult.
“I said give me the 50-50 damn it” 🤣
I was waiting for the 50/50 to be answers B and D ...talk about me being dumb
"your sure about that?" 😂😂😂 Dr Phoxotic is the best political satire on YT. Without a doubt
The most coherent line Biden had the entire video...he actually was aware of what he was saying.
If it was truly satire, he would've mocked any candidate. But it's not satire. It's Trump propaganda for zoomers.
Anyone else catch the reference to Mitch McConnell during the last 4 seconds of the phone a friend, followed by Regis' response?
Frozen
Best laugh I've had all day!
This tells too much truth. Wouldn't be surprised if this gets taken down.
Can't we just have fun? Seriously? No need to make everything partisan
It's the only state that can deliberately attack America (the USS Liberty) and still receive billions of taxpayer money every year, while being protected by the Pentagon as if it were part of the US.
When, long ago,
the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image
Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts
were next designed;
Yet they were too remote
from humankind.
To fill the gap,
and join rest of the Man,
Th'Olympian host
conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought,
in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and
called the thing a K͏i͏͏ƙ͏͏е͏͏.
Nah that would be if he has the balls to do a cvd / Fouchi video on this level
The script is golden; the facial gyrations are hillarious!
The last line "you sure about that" gets me chills... 🥶
USS Liberty
The fake Joe told Americans the truth of who owns them, not sure Americans will get it.Not the sharpest knives in the drawer.
Yeah,, that part was only funny, because it is true.
@@turnip5359 Lavon Affair.
@@turnip5359the fact they couldn’t talk about how those men got those purple hearts is disgusting. Plus the fact they napalmed the life boats and jammed sos messages too!
Regis: “the United States of America” repeating it back to Biden was hilarious
Technically he got the right answer!!
No. The right answer is China.
🏳️🌈💕🏳️⚧️
That’s where our tax dollars go to…
Oy, stop noticing!
@@ugiswrong
Redacted are pushing that agenda.
That Mitch Freezing at the end😅😅
You even wedged in a Mitch McConnell freezing up moment. Excellently done 😆
in Asia sometimes we call Mitch "the Turtle Head"
Biden's USA:
United States of Asnafutimnafutifut
These are no longer jokes, they are the truth pushed right into our face.
The lost tribes of Israel (apparently), the UK too
Sad thing is the other guy running for president is even worse.
only the faces of who elected him speak for yourself
and we don’t all share one face
You mean the guy who didn’t start a single war?
@@brooksfire9580 how is he worse.. Compare every metric and he comes out better than Biden on everything
At "Armani" I almost spit my coffee laughing
Host: And where is Mitch calling from, Mr. President?
Joe: From right here in the United States of America.
🤣🤣
Merica
Yes that's what they said in the video, thanks for spoiling it for everyone for no reason
If you read the comments before watching the video it's not spoiling the video, you're just dumb @@Matthijs3476
@@Matthijs3476 ROLFLOL. C'mon man, shouldnt they watch before scrolling? LOL
He gave the correct answer.
Was thinking the same thing!!!
Yep
That's the twist.
If Mitch hadn't had a stroke, he would have given Joe the same answer. 😉
So well written, that I'm struggling to find the best part.
For me it's easily the part where he's talking to Mitch and botches the question in such a way that I still don't know what he's saying.
Perfect release timing
I was leaning towards Armenia 😂😂😂😂
The ending is just perfect
Oh wow you hate Israel so brave and edgy. Never been done.
Wasn’t ready for that twist ending
The part where Mitch froze is comedy gold. GOLD!
Exactly!
The whole thing was gold.
@@fuzzypanda1684the United States of the himalayas
"He's calling right here from the United States of Merica!" 🤣
Lol that ending, 10/10.
United States of " You know that thing".
United States of Israel - First time Joey got anything right!
Really fukraine should have been the answer
Good thing he didn’t said Iran!
Political between them two of em.
It’s United States of America but the District of Israel calls the shots.
@@noname-ue7lbNah Ukraine doesn’t own our congress, Israel does.
The answer is obviously A.
I freaking DIED when he said "Irash". Lol. Laughed so damn hard I almost ran outta breath!
i don’t get it
I think you need to get out more😂
For me it was "B. Armani" 😂😂
Foothills of the Himalayas...
No you didn't, kid.
bro that whole video was a historic masterpiece from the start to the end
"you sure about that?" < in such extreme confidence lmao
If only this was a bit longer. How great was this!!! Hahahaha
The way it says "Mr President" at 2:20 is astonishingly good
This is scary good lol
Except that he's a puppet president.
@@MadScientist267you see Sam he had a long gain strategy.
Why the fuck would you use "astonishingly" in 2024? You must be crazy.
I think Dr Phoxotic uses speech-to-speech, not TTS. It really helps it sound more realistic.
" U sure about that " what a dark ending 😂😮
AIPAC occupied America
It’s always funnier, no matter what it is, when there’s a bit of truth to it. In this case, there’s a whole lot of truth! Well Done
And yet 50% of Americans will still vote for this mess
I read it as "Armenians" and was like. wtf bro 💀
Not after Saturday.
The other 50% are also lunatics...
Not anymore.
he's gone
"Members of the Uni-Party" SO TRUE
The disappointment in Regis' voice after Joe asks for 50/50 had me howling
Holy hell Mitch really got me
"Ukrainian President Putin"
"first black woman Vice President Trump"
I saved it, shared it and laughed my head off !!! Bloody Brilliant
Was all smiles until the end. Touché, Dr. P , Touché.
Petition for another episode.😂 What a golden script!
Mitch, what is the final arachnid fase of the USA? A Isran, 2A armani, C in Iraq, hmm 7 In Iraq, if the foothills in the Himalayas? Mitch got a heart attack and died.
1:57 was the closest impression of Biden I've ever heard 😂
That was perfect
The USA Iraq following phrase United States Isron 2a Armeynia c I I Irash of fftftfftf the foothills of the Himalayas