Joe - Stop saying that you are dumb. You have comedic timing that takes significant intelligence. You also have a very likable personality. I watched this video because I knew that you would make me laugh and brighten my day.
" Oh no honey, they aren't shitting in each other' s mouths!They're telling secrets...through their asses! " The way he said it, he sounded just like my mom!
You should thank your father for keeping you from doing something stupid. Never ever and I mean Never ever get someones name tattooed on your body. Not your wife or girlfriend because you don't know if you are going to be together next week let alone 10 years from now. Also don't get one while drinking. And if you must have one go to a professional not someones brother down the street that's always fucked up on drugs.
I don't have a problem with people getting spouses names tattooed on them. Kind of a bigger commitment at that point. That said, you can both cover up and have tattoos removed. It's really not as big a deal as that.
after seeing that guy with Brenda tattooed a bunch of times, I literally cringed. One thing my parents taught me about tattoos was that if you get a name of someone (unless it's a memorial tattoo) then it's going to bring a bunch of bad luck
Joe. I have been having some pretty difficult days recently, and I just want to express some serious gratitude to you! Thank you for making me laugh EVERY DAY, and sometimes several times throughout the same crappy day. Bringing laughter to others is such a wonderful thing. Anyway, not to get too sappy - but your videos are definitely among the best things that are keeping me afloat these days - so thank you :)
Hilariously enough, Joe has a couple tattoos now. I have 20+ and the only one i regretted i got covered up. It was a back alley tat and it was mostly as a scare tactic since my sister was 15 and wanting a tattoo on her back. She was petrified of throwing up back then and i made sure to end the session with running to the bathroom and "vomiting" for 5 minutes straight. She opted out till she was 18 and i told her i lied. Her dad and my mom would've killed me.
I know the girl with the "what would Jesus do?" Tattoo.... She actually got the human centipede covered after she had her son... But now she's in jail for attempted armed robbery and child endangerment. 😑
Dude! A friend of mine linked one of your videos to her Facebook post. I've literally spent most of the day watching your channel. F***ing hilarious! Awesome.
I got a tattoo of the Batman logo on my right shoulder. One of my friends thought it was dumb. I’m planning on getting another on my leg forearm of the shinigami from Naruto.
"success is not an option" kinda makes sense. its stupid, but it makes sense. she's insinuating that success is always the outcome and not just a possibility that may or may not be chosen.
I am planning on getting a tattoo; here's why. My heart is partly man-made using an ASD patch to hold back bloodflow between my two ventricles, which are the spaces in your heart that hold oxygenated and non-oxygenated blood. (It has been a long time since I have thought about that exact string of words, might be a little off, bare with me). But, as one of my loves of life, is being a mechanic and fixing things. Especially motorized things. The tattoo idea is to take an actual human heart with a part of it cut away. A little six-cylinder in it's place with the head removed, no headers on it either. Just the block and one piston showing at the top as if it had actual timing on it. The punch mark on the cylinder, really small, would have my birthday on it. That way people know that my heart is not entirely real, and they know my passion is anything engine. Anything. All the things. Simple, easy, great thing to show off at a party, the whole nine yards without looking like an ass.
Oh my gosh, this was SO funny!! Are you gonna do another Talking to Strangers video soon though?? Cuz you totally should!! Those are my all-time favorite videos of yours!! Please and Thank You!! Lol
+-TheComplexer - Are you kidding? 200,000 subscribers with a 250,000 view count average is a good pay. You wouldn't know because your channel isn't much. Oh, and before you criticize mine: This is my personal account. I still have another channel with more subs and shit like that. I've also been on TH-cam since 2008 so I know the works at this point.
Love your vids, just discovered them so idk how relevant this is, but it would be so much better if you kept the image of the tattoo in the frame whilst you talk
Joe santagato I found you in a rough time in my life and you are the funniest TH-cam comedian. Once I wanted a tattoo of steve park's race car in his reverse race car scheme and luckily my dad beat the shit out of me
okay it may just be me but does ANYONE think he sounds like and looks like he could be Tyler Joseph's other brother? Or like part of the Joseph family? Cause I can't shake the thought....
Hey Joe, just discovered your video's and "you", like two weeks ago, your video's crack me up big time, will have to listen to your podcast as well. Just want to say good job and keep these videos coming my friend! :)
My uncle is a tattoo artist and people ask for weird stuff He's tattooed Surprised Patrick on someone's chest, and one person got Agent Mulder and Agent Scully tattooed huge on both legs
"I am fuck" almost killed me!!! So hard not to burst out laughing and wake my roommate...I nearly imploded from being so amused.
lmao
Same here except it came out really weirdly because I'm very sick😂😔
Dude I'm in class lmfao 😂😂😂
gaming with Montana I like how you included their names as though we wouldn't have believed you otherwise haha
I feel like the reason you are including so many oddly specific details is because you are indeed lying…
"Scratch and sniff" I'm crying
Insert name here crack/cocaine lmao
"Maybe I'm an asshole and his parents named him fuck!" R.I.P my life
Hi
"they're telling secrets" I DIED
it killed me lol
SAME😂💯👌🏻
cuz you hear from your butthole, Right?
Jessica Veranzo in each others asses
JOEY YOUR VIDEOS ARE GETTING LONGER AND ITS MAKING ME SMILE A HELL OF A LOT TY
joey? lol
+Chloe Miller you better edit that name before he makes you feel like an idiot....eh yes he would! LOL
SAME
YES YES YES YES
I will never don't give up, ever. I needed that dose of inspiration.
Daria especially if you are fuck
leroy shane at least you rember
I expect failiure
“LOOK, MR. KRABS ADDED A KIDDIE RIDE!”
“I CANT FIND THE COIN SLOT!”
“OH THERE IT IS!”
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF
I am fuck.
How the fuck does that even happen?.....
I know right
weed
Your picture and name fucked up my sides
Kos or some say Kosm You're welcome.
I request more videos with the family! You guys are all hilarious. (Btw you totally look like the guy from the movie Swimfan!)
+KathleenLights Omg, Kathleen I love your personalty. Your amazing. I subscribed to you soooo long ago. Stay beautiful
+KathleenLights and I know right he's hilarious lol.
+KathleenLights OMFG i love you and i love that you love joe
Thank you so much for talking about him in a video. I cry laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Kathleenlights watch's Joe??!!! I love ya even more!!! Haha
"Telling secrets through each others asshole"
My sister drank her coffee as he said that and she spat it everywhere from laughter and I'm dying
NEVER ACUALLY USE TWO CONDOMS. THE FRICTION BETWEEN THE TWO CONDOMS WILL CUASE THEM TO RIP
But 'I am fuck'
+Duesux Machinin lol
your name is condon so you know all about condoms :)
Well thats what coat hangers are for :)
liam Condon one word HAZMAT ( get the suit )
#IAmFuck
...
#rember
#semendemon
IAmGroot.
#eggbois
I missed Joe's videos like this; I'm glad hes back
man why did he have to say rachel for the semen demon....😂😂😂😂
LOL!!!!!
Same babe lol
Rachel Elizabeth i feel ATTACKED
Cot dammit -(Rachel)- Elizabeth
Rachel Elizabeth I am fuck
i feel like Keith would get the "insert coins in slot" or "i am fuck" tattoos
Lmfao. I thought the same.
Joe - Stop saying that you are dumb. You have comedic timing that takes significant intelligence. You also have a very likable personality. I watched this video because I knew that you would make me laugh and brighten my day.
the "I AM FUCK" guy is me on every level.
went to high school and middle school with that girl with the WWJD human centipede tattoo 😂😂😂
Israel Jacobs i’m so sorry.
Imagine if he breaks up with Brenda...
Brenda was a young girl he was stalking, it was a really serious case I'm glad he's in prison now.
+James Joe kif 3refet?
The internet habiby !
Ahlen bel Lebneneyye
www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Stalker-Tattoos-Girls-Name-All-Over-His-Body-Sentenced-to-Prison-271321931.html
" Oh no honey, they aren't shitting in each other' s mouths!They're telling secrets...through their asses! "
The way he said it, he sounded just like my mom!
CinnamonRavioli princess bubblegum
"is it a scratch n sniff?" IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:30
That wheeze laugh though
IM SCREAMING
I just found you, i am binging your channel
their ain't no going back now
+kees de groot * there
I thought you said banging and I was like same
Be sure to tell Dr. Wells about it
+Brooke Nelson just no that's nasty
"Never Don't Mind About A Thing" -Oh Sehun of EXO. Call Me Baby 2015
YASSSS
Listen - enjoy the mayo
+Vanessa Cazares I am dead, omf I lost it
I thought of that too :')
+Clearing Eyes 目が冴える蛇
haha 😂😂😂 i dont even remember why i left this comment. and why i never actually got notifications for all the replies idk either
Joe has the best personality ever 😂😂😂😂and the bonus is he's hot😍
Ikr😂😂😂😂
Sooo True
oh yeah!!! dream guy right there. haha
So so so so true
YES
" i AM fuck! "
ITS 2 IN THE MORNING AND YOU MADE ME LAUGH AND WOKE MY MOM UP AND SHE YELLED AT ME I HATE YOU SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHH dkkcidksnx
2 condoms, gloves and goggles. I'm fucking dying
0:14 I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAAAAT
c0p.8 rember, it's rember
I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will rember before I forget
SLIPKNOT!
Maggots in the house it seems🤘🤘
Locked in Clutch
Pushed in Place
Hold your Breath
and LISTEN
You should thank your father for keeping you from doing something stupid. Never ever and I mean Never ever get someones name tattooed on your body. Not your wife or girlfriend because you don't know if you are going to be together next week let alone 10 years from now. Also don't get one while drinking. And if you must have one go to a professional not someones brother down the street that's always fucked up on drugs.
When I was in the navy we bought a tattoo gun and tattooed each other. One of us got "your name" on their ass.
I don't have a problem with people getting spouses names tattooed on them. Kind of a bigger commitment at that point.
That said, you can both cover up and have tattoos removed. It's really not as big a deal as that.
+Capn Cummings That's cheesy AF, but at the same time, pretty funny 😂
For me, I get getting your kids' names tattooed is okay but not your boyfriend/husband or girlfried/wife like what you said
Ken Williamson in the past for sure, but nowadays it's much easier to get a clean removal.
And 9 years later Joe Gets his 1st tattoo. Haha 🤣
after seeing that guy with Brenda tattooed a bunch of times, I literally cringed. One thing my parents taught me about tattoos was that if you get a name of someone (unless it's a memorial tattoo) then it's going to bring a bunch of bad luck
I think the guy with the “Brenda” tattoo actually stalked a girl with the name, he’s arrested now.
lmao "I am fuck" *dies*
Omg same😂😂😂
Coming back to this video in October 2019 because Joe has a tattoo now!!
Same!
Joe. I have been having some pretty difficult days recently, and I just want to express some serious gratitude to you! Thank you for making me laugh EVERY DAY, and sometimes several times throughout the same crappy day. Bringing laughter to others is such a wonderful thing. Anyway, not to get too sappy - but your videos are definitely among the best things that are keeping me afloat these days - so thank you :)
Joe you should start making 2 videos a week
Or 7
Waiting a whole week is just too long! :(
If he has time that would be wonderful
+Isabella Mays Dude's a busy guy as it is, but that would be AWESOME. lol
+Isabella Mays If he had time for 2 videos, he would still be on sdk
The name behind the girl's ear is Anai. The heart is the dot for the letter i.
I think it is actually a reference to a group of women who support each other in their anorexia. Ana. It's a thing.
+Danae Nafziger I don't think so because what would the rest of the thing be?
If you're going to support each other in your anorexia, why don't you just give up and smoke crack?
***** Using "you" generally, not specifically. Don't know why people sometimes don't understand this. It's not an abnormal usage.
+Keelie Partridge Yep. It's totally still "anal" 😂
again joe...seriously again? Why am i always drinking something when I watch your videos...i almost died twice 😂😂
"No ragrets"
No Regerts
God damn it I really can't escape from Monika, can I??
...and now 4 years later joe got a tattoo
I really hope its good
OMG. You are my spirit animal.
0:46 you’ve heard of I am groot, now get ready for
you absolutely deserve millions and millions of subscribers. You are by far my favorite and I honestly love you sooososo much!
"I am fuck" 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg that laugh when talking about the "insert coins in slot" had me cracking up. Love it!
You should do a "people of Walmart" video
YES!!!
there are no walmarts in NYC
+dinomaxdee You're not missing anything
+dinomaxdee yes there are dude
+dinomaxdee It's Walmart. Walmart is everywhere just like Justin Bieber fan girls on the verge of committing a murder and suicide simultaneously.
Hilariously enough, Joe has a couple tattoos now. I have 20+ and the only one i regretted i got covered up. It was a back alley tat and it was mostly as a scare tactic since my sister was 15 and wanting a tattoo on her back. She was petrified of throwing up back then and i made sure to end the session with running to the bathroom and "vomiting" for 5 minutes straight. She opted out till she was 18 and i told her i lied. Her dad and my mom would've killed me.
“Im probably never gonna get a tattoo” little did he know he would be getting one in 3 years
0:49 quite possibly the cutest laugh I've ever heard in my entire life.
I know the girl with the "what would Jesus do?" Tattoo.... She actually got the human centipede covered after she had her son... But now she's in jail for attempted armed robbery and child endangerment. 😑
Anymore updates?
Well that took a turn
He makes fun of the way people talk, but he says axe instead of ask. I love it
IM GETTING A TATTOO OF KEITH AND JOE FTW
2:21 “look, mr krabs put in a kiddie ride!”
“I can’t find the coin slot!”
“Oh there it is”
"I am Fuck!" all I can think of is "I am Groot!"
You remind me of Ryan Reynolds ☺️ Love your videos ! So funny 😂
yes! i was thinking exactly the same thing! 😊
Imagine if the two got together for a video... Holy fuck... It'd be death but laughter
@@renegadekyttnn1536 Before or after they've fucked?
You should do a "Worst Halloween Costumes" in a few weeks
Dude! A friend of mine linked one of your videos to her Facebook post. I've literally spent most of the day watching your channel. F***ing hilarious! Awesome.
When your name is Brenda..
😂
"I wish I liked anything as much as this guy liked brenda" 😂😂😂😂
Joe PLEASE do a video on the worst names ever!!!!
Good points there, Joe! Love it
You look like Ryan Reynolds.
I see it lol
Desiree I
I kinda see it
Debatable
He totally looks like Ryan Reynolds plus he's funnier than h e l l so that makes him even hotter than Ryan Reynolds
Dear Joe please keep doing these hilarious videos as well as the idiots of the internet.
I AM FUCK ! i m laughing so hard my gut hurts
Dude, you are absolutely hilarious! I love these videos, they make me feel so much better about myself lol
0:13 that person tried to get slipknot lyrics tattooed on their arm.
You're my favorite drink after school
I thought the same thing.
Yeah and now it looks ridiculous lmao😂
+xArianax W cause there is multiple bleach TH-cam accounts
It could be worse they could have put "I am a worm before I am a man" instead of world before I am a man.
I got a tattoo of the Batman logo on my right shoulder. One of my friends thought it was dumb. I’m planning on getting another on my leg forearm of the shinigami from Naruto.
thats fire
the unfortunate moment when your name is Brenda hahah
Good thing your name is Brendaxrawkz
Very true! xD
Brendaxrawkz your hot asf 😂
I used to call women " Brenda unit #1"
Joe! I love your videos! They help my ptsd and depression. Btw i listen to u in the shower lmO
"success is not an option" kinda makes sense. its stupid, but it makes sense. she's insinuating that success is always the outcome and not just a possibility that may or may not be chosen.
If I'm having a bad day. Your videos are all I watch x
Okay but your arms sir.
They're so muscular😍
OMG those are fucked up, laughed so hard i hit my head on my desk and got a Caucasian....
Ross Webster You got a Caucasian? Wows...now they are handing out white people.
your videos are my favorite thing in the world
Saw one of your Worst Tattoos Ever Reactions and Subscribed!! Love your reactions haha
I am planning on getting a tattoo; here's why. My heart is partly man-made using an ASD patch to hold back bloodflow between my two ventricles, which are the spaces in your heart that hold oxygenated and non-oxygenated blood. (It has been a long time since I have thought about that exact string of words, might be a little off, bare with me). But, as one of my loves of life, is being a mechanic and fixing things. Especially motorized things.
The tattoo idea is to take an actual human heart with a part of it cut away. A little six-cylinder in it's place with the head removed, no headers on it either. Just the block and one piston showing at the top as if it had actual timing on it. The punch mark on the cylinder, really small, would have my birthday on it. That way people know that my heart is not entirely real, and they know my passion is anything engine. Anything. All the things. Simple, easy, great thing to show off at a party, the whole nine yards without looking like an ass.
Sounds cool, but the "show off at a party" thing makes you sound like a conceited douche. Maybe play that bit down.
I believe it is impossible to not look like a douchebag while showing off a chest tattoo at a party
Love these videos, only problem is he doesn’t spend long showing the tattoos, only get to see a flash of them
ironically, two condoms is apparently worse than one.
So glad my friend showed me this channel it's better than most others
3:43 i paused and looked for comic sans XD
Don't worry, it's there.
Raptor Lyrics Where? I can't find it.
Sirenn it's there i swear
It’s the 3rd one
Oh my gosh, this was SO funny!! Are you gonna do another Talking to Strangers video soon though?? Cuz you totally should!! Those are my all-time favorite videos of yours!! Please and Thank You!! Lol
Why do u upload once a week?
Because he can
+Roy Akselrud cause he has a real job and a life..
+-TheComplexer - you clearly haven't been partnered by Google, the pay is acceptable which is just 1 of the small reasons why he still uploads
+-TheComplexer - Are you kidding? 200,000 subscribers with a 250,000 view count average is a good pay. You wouldn't know because your channel isn't much. Oh, and before you criticize mine: This is my personal account. I still have another channel with more subs and shit like that. I've also been on TH-cam since 2008 so I know the works at this point.
+JoshorBrownKid doesn't matter. don't care. please leave.
Watching your videos is my favorite way to procrastinate
I can just imagine someone having a tattoo that says "I''M THE ONE WHO FUCKS"
Joe, you should be a regular stand-up on Comedy Central. Really priceless funny stuff.
Joe you should get a tattoo. Your initials on your arm with the crown on top. That would be nice :)
Yeah it would
It would land on this series
Why do people tattoo their own fuckin name on themselves, like is it because you're so stupid you might forget it?
Hahaha *****
***** omggg ikr😭😂
I almost choked on my Arnold Palmer watching this
I was also beat when I mentioned getting a tattoo lol
Same I wanted a tatto that said Fuck! On my back LOL
Love your vids, just discovered them so idk how relevant this is, but it would be so much better if you kept the image of the tattoo in the frame whilst you talk
my name is Rachel, and fortunately, I do not have a tattoo that says "semen demon" anywhere on my body.
You were smart enough not to get that tattooed on you haha.
+Rachel Staveness
It's never too late Rachel. :O)
Joe santagato I found you in a rough time in my life and you are the funniest TH-cam comedian. Once I wanted a tattoo of steve park's race car in his reverse race car scheme and luckily my dad beat the shit out of me
I think the first one was supposed to be a Slipknot lyric
"I AM FUCK" I'm dead😂😂😂😂
okay it may just be me but does ANYONE think he sounds like and looks like he could be Tyler Joseph's other brother? Or like part of the Joseph family? Cause I can't shake the thought....
Possibly maybe a cousin.
+Pickles BRUH!
omg yes xD
Joe=Zac
Charlotte Boyd he kinda looks like a mix? like both of them morphed together lol
Jenna Chartrand Yeah. Speaking of Tyler, you going to their concert?
Hey Joe, just discovered your video's and "you", like two weeks ago, your video's crack me up big time, will have to listen to your podcast as well. Just want to say good job and keep these videos coming my friend! :)
You remind me so much of Jacksepticeye I don't know why!!!
Probably because they're both hilarious haha :D
yes!!!! Jacksepticeye is awesome!!!! So is Joe!!!!😂😂
Yeah same
Joe kinda looks like Default Preset 1
My uncle is a tattoo artist and people ask for weird stuff
He's tattooed Surprised Patrick on someone's chest, and one person got Agent Mulder and Agent Scully tattooed huge on both legs
I have NEVER seen a tattoo that made me think, "That was a good idea."
"Semen Demon" 😂😂😂😂
Omg I'm crying, this is hilarious 😂😂