Young Druid: Nature is perfect and abounds with peaceful, harmonious wonder! Older Druid: Kid, you have no idea how brutal, cruel, chaotic and indifferent nature truly is.
Satyr: "Listen, I came here to have a good time, and honestly, I'm feeling pretty attacked right now." The rest of the party, in the same combat encounter:
I was actually worried that this video is gonna be age restricted or completely taken down because I thought the satyrs would be like those of Greek mythology but the D&D satyrs are actually much better and much more sober than those seen in mythologies
What a coincidence! I just made a Wild Magic Barbarian Satyr. Bacchus Ylem Oberynn Barnes - BYOB. Paragon of Parties. Duke of Debauchery. Saint of Self-Indulgence. Barbarian of Sybaritism.
@@sylph4252 Horny barbarian with uncontrolled or poorly controlled magic spouting from him. The campaign literally and perfectly started in a tavern with a fight club in it where the fights were done in a pro-wrestling showmanship style. The champion was a female barbarian who proceeded to take Bacchus and our monk/sumo back to back and beat us both. I managed to push her from barely hurt to under 1/4 health though. Gotta thank my DM for ruling that I could use my Unarmed Attack/Horns as an off-hand weapon for the purposes of two-weapon fighting. Relentless greatsword swings and headbutts go a long way. Especially if you also have the extra d6 retributive force damage while raging and get a good crit in.
I played a Satyr Bard for about two sessions. He walked into a circle of teleportation that transported him to the 9th level of hell. He was 2nd level. 😂😂
@@jacthing1 this was when I kid and I had all the time in the world. Every Friday night was DND night, and my friend's step-dad was our DM. Well, he didn't want to play past 10pm for obvious reasons, so we held random sessions after our main session was over. We called it DND after hours. 😂 During this time, we just fucked around since our other session was a lot more serious. For example, one time I played a hobbit, stole a boat, but because I didn't know how to correctly sail a boat, I ended up crashing it into some port town on an island, and get thrown in prison for accidentally killing, injuring, and destroying citizens/parts of the town. 😂😂
@@JohnDoe-wy1zt lol. Honestly not the craziest thing I've heard from dnd. But still funny. Only thing that would have been better is if you were drunk. Drunken sailing
In my homebrew campaigns, I always have my version of Pan... guess what his primary form is? And playing any form of Pan worshipper is fun, especially if you are the obnoxious party playboy. The players are usually perplexed that his favorite race, his race, the Satyrs... don't actively worship him. Pan says "Oh, but they do worship me... just by being themselves. Now, drink this. I want to see what it does to a mortal body."
I think an evil satyr could be fun. Make his hedonism much darker. Make him a sadist, masochist, that kinda thing. Give him a set of bag pipes and call him the big bad
Fighter: Ranger, what is the info on the next city, it has the...."troubles"? Ranger : Sadly yes. Fighter : Damn! How much? Ranger : at least five Satyr bard : HAH I win! So much for the wind of the plains barbarian, cannot even outrun a satyr! Barbarian: I must? Fighter and ranger: go! Satyr bard: So what about next town, does it have brothels, i could. BONK!!!!!!!!! Barbarian: and with that! He will not be a problem until we have supplies. Fighter: See, i like our goat bard but he can be a bit high mantainance Barbarian: I had fun. Ranger: he should be out for about a week, i got healing scrolls for that reason exactly. Moral of the story, you know you have found your real pals, when they are willing to give you a concussion to save you from dying of exhaustion, and then go the extra mile to heal any *potential* brain damage, that is a lucky satyr, to have bros like that.
They seem like they got nerfed in 5e, so I wonder what they were before that and why they felt the need to balance them. Also, is it true they are too proud to let anyone ride on their back?
@@7kyro There is a centaur character in one of the Forgotten Realms novels. It seems to establish that riding a centaur SUPER socially inappropriate. As a general, cultural rule. So when the rule-‘centaurs never allowing people to ride on their backs’-gets broken, it’s usually for the sake of narrative effect. ie. A centaur making an exception as a means to for the writer to showcase the centaur’s personality; Or for when the author wants to up the narrative stakes, (in a “dire circumstances call for dire measures” kind of way). To show that the threat is serious enough to abandon typical social conventions.
A Dwarf and a Satyr walk into a bar, the bartender curses his luck and the dwarf and Satyr admire the other's beard before drinking everything on tap as they challenge each other to a drinking contest followed intermittently with a bar fight and a test o strength.
Oh boy! I just imagine a community of bestman like in Warhammer but without all the diabolic and chaotic roots. Minotaurs, centaurs and satyrs together getting along on the wildest towns deep into forests. It's really a fun idea to imagine a campaign of a only beastfolk party and their culture 🤣
That first bit about druids makes me want a video series exploring the lore of each class. It could answer questions like “how do paladins, bards, and rangers get spells from a lore perspective” or “what personal traits determines a wizards level of ability in universe”. Then there are all the subclasses which is a whole other can of worms.
Thanks for this video. Satyrs are one of my favorite mythological creatures. The way I handle panpipes in D&D is based off myth. The pipes are made from a nymph transformed into reeds. I know it's not how the official books handle it, but I like to draw from real world sources to help inspire my worlds. I also treat nymphs as their counterparts. Dryads in myth being tree(oak originally) spirits I always treat as a female counterpart to Treants(awakened oaks). I love all your videos covering all these fantasy variants of mythological beings.
I'm playing a grave domain cleric Satyr.. I had preserved his carefree personality but everything was opposite because he was a cleric and so dedicated to his Goddess that bodily desires doesn't affect him as pure as that. Enough reason to be immune to charm person. Instead of wine he always kept a type of grass if smoked would smell like churches.. but inhaled enough everyone's gonna hallucinate...
One of my favorite modules from old Dungeon magazines is about PCs returning to their hometown for a wedding, only to find it tormented to by an outcast (because always hornet) satyr the town raised (so not as bad as those raised by other satyrs, an always horny beta male) which is now being manipulated by a half-fiend harpy.
Hell yeah. I think my favorite character I’ve made to date is a satyr journalist. He’s always going after the next big story, though he’s not above CAUSING some mischief if things get too “boring.” He used to shadow adventures to chronicle their deeds, it’s not surprise now he IS one. That whole thing you said about how satyrs don’t really like fighting unless they gotta? (around the 6:00 minute mark) Well my dude got ousted by his family because he just loved starting fights too much. They all loved a good time, but his idea of a good time tended to be too dangerous for the rest of his family.
Love to see Bahamut soon. On a second note, are there any classes like the Dragoon from Final Fantasy? Polearm wielding, wear armor crafted in the image of dragons(usually from their scales, be it given from a dragon the Dragoon has befriended or from an evil dragon that was slain). Dragoons are also known for their insane Jump ability which lets them leap high into the air and use the downward momentum to deal devastating damage to their enemies, especially dragons or similar creature. I can easily see a Dragoon teaming up with a Silver or Gold Dragon to hunt down a Chromatic Dragon in the area. Maybe even forming a deep friendship with said partners.
Drake warden and beas master my friend. As for the jumping part, prof. and expertise in athletics. Something that rangers also get by the way. Unfurcianatly it would be hard to pull this build of since you now need 4 good stats: strength for the polearm, dexterity for your armour (only a 14-15), constitution because your a warrior class and wisdom for your magic. As opposed to the regular 3: dexterity, constitution and wisdom.
Another great video another request for dwarves and magic runes please. Hay the first part of this video made me think were going to do a video about druids which also got me thinking if you ever get around to it where it might be a cool idea to do some lore videos on the classes of DND themselves if you think it’s a cool idea that is.
What's funny to me is that, that "sticks to whatever holiday or celebration in order to have an excuse to party 🥳" sounds like the very soul of the Puertorican lifestyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's too real I'm from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 just in case
Satyr: "I want to fight for the right of aplha male" 7ft Female barbarian: "Let's do this little guy" Satyr: "wait, i meant..." Female barbarian: *proceeds to wreck the satyr*
@@IsaacCahn Satyr: So which of these fine women do you want Alpha? 7ft Female barbarian: I've told you before that I'm straight. Stop trying to set me up with women.
Man I love your videos! I used an umberhulk as a boss fight after you did a clip on them. It was one of the better gaming experiences my group has had. Thank you!
I've scoured both the internet and primary sources for information about Larloch (I love Liches). The truth is there just isn't a lot written about him. He's kinda like the Lady of Pain in that regard. Very cloistered, very mysterious, very much a "let me just research my secret tomes and maybe later I'll become the God of Magic" kinda vibe.
They dont have to be like that if you dont want it to be, after all dnd is about having fun and playing how you like to play. Rules and lore are always optional
You still can! Heck, the main reason mine is adventuring instead of partying with a band of bros in the woods is bc they ousted him for, mainly being too violent and killing the vibe. Friendly wrestling is one thing, but if you get too excited and lob Frank on the head with a crowbar, people are probably gonna be mad at you. That violence also extended to his attraction. Woman beats him in a fight? She’s not an “honorary man,” she now falls under, “I love a lady that can kick my ass.” My guy is a journalist, because to a lesser extent, the rest of his bros kinda thought he was a nerd, and he’s pretty much traveling to where the action is and being a chronicler.
Yet at the same time Nature is something which strives for balance within itself, and to spread to places untouched by life. Even a drop of water planted on Mars from Earth's ocean would beget a colony, perhaps even quickly making a carpet of algae or lichen depending on what was in the water. A Druid or conservationist in many ways merely asists Nature in achieving its goal of self proliferation.....a concept most druids seem to utterly miss. Their idea of balance is, despite being bigger picture than most townsmen, still quite limited.
@@Direblade11 funny thing is they won't fire him for literally harassing every female employee simply because of the color if his skin. I wouldn't get one warning much less five
The real thing to keep in mind throughout all this was said right at the start - Without Malice. Humans, on the other hoof, are quite spiteful creatures who simply do not know how to have a good time.
5e is very tame so I'm not surprised stuff like that is ignored. I mean, not every game or setting should mention r*pe but if you want a more realistic and in depth experience then you need to remember the dark stuff.
I am kinda happy to know Satyrs don't go around raping women in DnD lore. You know considering their greek mythos counter part. Also does "every trick in the book" also count magical drug rape? Cause for some reason I get the creepy feeling it does, but Rhexx felt uncomfortable saying it out loud and obviously. Or are they actually douchbagg fratt bro's with a slimmer of a (human) moral code of conduct?
Earlier editions made it a point to mention that they'd use their pipes to charm women that caught their eye, only to return them in a couple of days. There's a certain implication there...
Okay, I’m in a trip to Paris and i have sleeping problems. I need to sleep, guess what? My fav channel makes another video to put me to sleep. No offence, it just helps me. Videos are 10/10.
Lol all I see is an archdruid in the woods, meditating and communing with nature and out of nowhere he locks eyes with a satyr behind the bushes.. "You want to fuck?" Lol
Great video as always ❤️, but what in the Nine Hells is that tiger-like monstrocity at the 1:05 mark. Is it from Dnd? Because it looks like some Mtg artwork from a green creature
"Whatever talk that goes on in a male locker room..." Me: ??? All my experiences are that we don't talk, and if we do it's just stuff about the goings on of the day.
Young Druid: Nature is perfect and abounds with peaceful, harmonious wonder!
Older Druid: Kid, you have no idea how brutal, cruel, chaotic and indifferent nature truly is.
GOO Warlock: You either sweet summer child
@@trajanfidelis Necromancer : "at least i knew my deal, when i got into it"
@@giovannilamarra Fighter: Big weapon go Swoosh Smash.
The whole wild shape/ploymorph scenes from the sword in the stone taught us this as kids
As usual young people are adorably stupid.
And everyone is a superior version to their own younger self, empowered by real life experience.
I remember reading somewhere that given their sex crazyness and fey acenstry satyrs are one of the favorite prey of a succubus.
Han. I would legitimately be sad if they weren't such pieces of trash.
@@nicolaezenoaga9756 sometimes you are the predator sometimes you are the prey.So is the circle of life.Only fair to expirience both sides
LOL satyrs must have huge targets on their backs lol
@@alexinfinite7142 everybody's got to go sometime. I imagine that this would be ge preferred death of Satyers.
@@drewberrycrunch1417 i mean sure if they are into that Hellraiser shit. Which from what i read. Not so
Satyr: "Listen, I came here to have a good time, and honestly, I'm feeling pretty attacked right now."
The rest of the party, in the same combat encounter:
Makes me wonder who is preying on who in that scenario...
@@demoulius1529 the hungry monster on the party?
I was actually worried that this video is gonna be age restricted or completely taken down because I thought the satyrs would be like those of Greek mythology but the D&D satyrs are actually much better and much more sober than those seen in mythologies
Yeah the Greek satyrs aren't...pg at all same with centaurs (except for Chiron)
Greek satyrs are noble asf just constantly fucked up
@@jamesbeckett8465 no
You mean more lame
I can't imagine giving personal info to youtube so those were shared thoughts
"Mother Nature would be easier to love if she weren't doing her absolute best to kill us."
Mother nature is sadistic rapist
Sounds like the satyrs prefer it that way.
A player of my new campaign literally this hour informed me he's gonna play a satyr. So good timing.
What a coincidence! I just made a Wild Magic Barbarian Satyr. Bacchus Ylem Oberynn Barnes - BYOB. Paragon of Parties. Duke of Debauchery. Saint of Self-Indulgence. Barbarian of Sybaritism.
@@zombiemanjosh horny barbarian will be the end of us all
@@sylph4252 Horny barbarian with uncontrolled or poorly controlled magic spouting from him. The campaign literally and perfectly started in a tavern with a fight club in it where the fights were done in a pro-wrestling showmanship style. The champion was a female barbarian who proceeded to take Bacchus and our monk/sumo back to back and beat us both. I managed to push her from barely hurt to under 1/4 health though.
Gotta thank my DM for ruling that I could use my Unarmed Attack/Horns as an off-hand weapon for the purposes of two-weapon fighting. Relentless greatsword swings and headbutts go a long way. Especially if you also have the extra d6 retributive force damage while raging and get a good crit in.
Better be a bard.
Get ready to deal with a whole lot of Chaotic Stupid shenanigans!
I played a Satyr Bard for about two sessions. He walked into a circle of teleportation that transported him to the 9th level of hell. He was 2nd level. 😂😂
Succubuses ate good that night
Yikes looks like Glasya found a new toy to play with.
Did the dm not like your character or something lol. Seems a bit harsh for something encountered when your level 2
@@jacthing1 this was when I kid and I had all the time in the world. Every Friday night was DND night, and my friend's step-dad was our DM. Well, he didn't want to play past 10pm for obvious reasons, so we held random sessions after our main session was over. We called it DND after hours. 😂
During this time, we just fucked around since our other session was a lot more serious. For example, one time I played a hobbit, stole a boat, but because I didn't know how to correctly sail a boat, I ended up crashing it into some port town on an island, and get thrown in prison for accidentally killing, injuring, and destroying citizens/parts of the town. 😂😂
@@JohnDoe-wy1zt lol. Honestly not the craziest thing I've heard from dnd. But still funny. Only thing that would have been better is if you were drunk. Drunken sailing
A Satyr is frat bro energy condensed and personified
In my homebrew campaigns, I always have my version of Pan... guess what his primary form is? And playing any form of Pan worshipper is fun, especially if you are the obnoxious party playboy. The players are usually perplexed that his favorite race, his race, the Satyrs... don't actively worship him. Pan says "Oh, but they do worship me... just by being themselves. Now, drink this. I want to see what it does to a mortal body."
As a fraternity alumni the part about having a weird obsession with wrestling is pretty accurate
I wasn't expecting to see a Zabrak and Nexu in this video.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Shit I was going to mention it if you didnt😂
9:09 the delivery of that line killed me LMAO.
I think an evil satyr could be fun. Make his hedonism much darker. Make him a sadist, masochist, that kinda thing. Give him a set of bag pipes and call him the big bad
This is just Warhammer Beastmen.
Isn't that just the Daedric Prince Sanguine?
Slaaneshi beastmen
comus
Give him also a magic puzzle box...
Fighter: Ranger, what is the info on the next city, it has the...."troubles"?
Ranger : Sadly yes.
Fighter : Damn! How much?
Ranger : at least five
Satyr bard : HAH I win! So much for the wind of the plains barbarian, cannot even outrun a satyr!
Barbarian: I must?
Fighter and ranger: go!
Satyr bard: So what about next town, does it have brothels, i could.
BONK!!!!!!!!!
Barbarian: and with that! He will not be a problem until we have supplies.
Fighter: See, i like our goat bard but he can be a bit high mantainance
Barbarian: I had fun.
Ranger: he should be out for about a week, i got healing scrolls for that reason exactly.
Moral of the story, you know you have found your real pals, when they are willing to give you a concussion to save you from dying of exhaustion, and then go the extra mile to heal any *potential*
brain damage, that is a lucky satyr, to have bros like that.
For some reason I picture satyrs sounding like Jack Black from his earlier movies.
All Satyrs look and act like Nacho Libre. This is now canon
This is wonderful, I'm building a changling cleric for my friend's homebrew who usually presents himself as a satyr bard.
This is so fun, a player in our campaign is a Satyr too, and I didn't know anything about them. Thank you! Your videos are so educational! ♥
Satyriasis was the counterpoint to Nymphomania. :3
Oh cool. I just always thought it was the same word both ways
I am just imagining a satyr seeing a sucubus in human form and constantly trying to win her affection and her charm spells just backfiring on her.
Have you done a video on Centaurs yet? I would love to see a video on them especially since you mentioned them in this video.
Yes.
They seem like they got nerfed in 5e, so I wonder what they were before that and why they felt the need to balance them.
Also, is it true they are too proud to let anyone ride on their back?
@@7kyro There is a centaur character in one of the Forgotten Realms novels. It seems to establish that riding a centaur SUPER socially inappropriate. As a general, cultural rule.
So when the rule-‘centaurs never allowing people to ride on their backs’-gets broken, it’s usually for the sake of narrative effect. ie. A centaur making an exception as a means to for the writer to showcase the centaur’s personality; Or for when the author wants to up the narrative stakes, (in a “dire circumstances call for dire measures” kind of way). To show that the threat is serious enough to abandon typical social conventions.
hmm so satyr tribes are pretty much just what its like to work at activation/blizzard the last few years.
Only with way less malicious intent and corporate backstabbery.
Hopefully Microsoft fixes the work culture
@@attila535 And the Satyrs still have actual talent!
1:02 I love the image with the Zabrak and the Nexu. Very sneaky, yet appropriate. lol
A Dwarf and a Satyr walk into a bar, the bartender curses his luck and the dwarf and Satyr admire the other's beard before drinking everything on tap as they challenge each other to a drinking contest followed intermittently with a bar fight and a test o strength.
Oh boy! I just imagine a community of bestman like in Warhammer but without all the diabolic and chaotic roots.
Minotaurs, centaurs and satyrs together getting along on the wildest towns deep into forests.
It's really a fun idea to imagine a campaign of a only beastfolk party and their culture 🤣
That first bit about druids makes me want a video series exploring the lore of each class. It could answer questions like “how do paladins, bards, and rangers get spells from a lore perspective” or “what personal traits determines a wizards level of ability in universe”. Then there are all the subclasses which is a whole other can of worms.
Yeah, the comment about Wildshape is *fascinating*.
Thanks for this video. Satyrs are one of my favorite mythological creatures. The way I handle panpipes in D&D is based off myth. The pipes are made from a nymph transformed into reeds. I know it's not how the official books handle it, but I like to draw from real world sources to help inspire my worlds. I also treat nymphs as their counterparts. Dryads in myth being tree(oak originally) spirits I always treat as a female counterpart to Treants(awakened oaks). I love all your videos covering all these fantasy variants of mythological beings.
I'm playing a grave domain cleric Satyr.. I had preserved his carefree personality but everything was opposite because he was a cleric and so dedicated to his Goddess that bodily desires doesn't affect him as pure as that. Enough reason to be immune to charm person. Instead of wine he always kept a type of grass if smoked would smell like churches.. but inhaled enough everyone's gonna hallucinate...
One of my favorite modules from old Dungeon magazines is about PCs returning to their hometown for a wedding, only to find it tormented to by an outcast (because always hornet) satyr the town raised (so not as bad as those raised by other satyrs, an always horny beta male) which is now being manipulated by a half-fiend harpy.
he actually starts talking at 3:05
I’ve been so excited for a new vid. Thanks for making my day :)
Same
Take all the good points of Greco-Roman lore and punt the naughty bits
Hell yeah. I think my favorite character I’ve made to date is a satyr journalist. He’s always going after the next big story, though he’s not above CAUSING some mischief if things get too “boring.” He used to shadow adventures to chronicle their deeds, it’s not surprise now he IS one. That whole thing you said about how satyrs don’t really like fighting unless they gotta? (around the 6:00 minute mark) Well my dude got ousted by his family because he just loved starting fights too much. They all loved a good time, but his idea of a good time tended to be too dangerous for the rest of his family.
Love to see Bahamut soon.
On a second note, are there any classes like the Dragoon from Final Fantasy? Polearm wielding, wear armor crafted in the image of dragons(usually from their scales, be it given from a dragon the Dragoon has befriended or from an evil dragon that was slain). Dragoons are also known for their insane Jump ability which lets them leap high into the air and use the downward momentum to deal devastating damage to their enemies, especially dragons or similar creature.
I can easily see a Dragoon teaming up with a Silver or Gold Dragon to hunt down a Chromatic Dragon in the area. Maybe even forming a deep friendship with said partners.
You could build maybe a dragonborn fighter, polearm master feat, ability to have mount and whatnot, it's all about flavor in the end
Drake warden and beas master my friend.
As for the jumping part, prof. and expertise in athletics. Something that rangers also get by the way.
Unfurcianatly it would be hard to pull this build of since you now need 4 good stats: strength for the polearm, dexterity for your armour (only a 14-15), constitution because your a warrior class and wisdom for your magic. As opposed to the regular 3: dexterity, constitution and wisdom.
drakewarden ranger with boots of striding and springing along with the jump spell to get the jump shenanigans. also take the pole-arm mastery feat
Hexblade Warlock with the Jump Invocation, Eldritch Smite to simulate the jump strike, Pact of the Blade to create their Pike?
@@Battleguild Nice.
Satyr: *_" I don't know where I am. I don't know who I are. All I know is that I must f°°° !! "_*
Another great video another request for dwarves and magic runes please.
Hay the first part of this video made me think were going to do a video about druids which also got me thinking if you ever get around to it where it might be a cool idea to do some lore videos on the classes of DND themselves if you think it’s a cool idea that is.
Dwarves and their pantheons and their relation to giants would be awesome
8:51 this boy will be the best Satyr you'll ever meet and the best friend you'll ever have.
Now we need a video about all the holidays and their related traditions in D&D. That would be some good satyr inspiration!
What's funny to me is that, that "sticks to whatever holiday or celebration in order to have an excuse to party 🥳" sounds like the very soul of the Puertorican lifestyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's too real
I'm from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 just in case
11:00 Oh no. It's an entire race of "that guy"s. Den of the Drake would never have to go without cringe stories to hoard.
the saytr in the thumnnail looks like jim from the office
Satyr: "I want to fight for the right of aplha male"
7ft Female barbarian: "Let's do this little guy"
Satyr: "wait, i meant..."
Female barbarian: *proceeds to wreck the satyr*
Satyr: i got your back bro, wreck there shit
7ft Female barbarian: i keep telling you to stop call me bro
@@IsaacCahn Satyr: So which of these fine women do you want Alpha?
7ft Female barbarian: I've told you before that I'm straight. Stop trying to set me up with women.
My satyr bard would be into that
DEATH BY SNU SNU
Hooray! Please do Tieflings next!
Man I love your videos! I used an umberhulk as a boss fight after you did a clip on them. It was one of the better gaming experiences my group has had. Thank you!
Ah satyrs, what fun party frat goats.
Rhexx, "I dont dare show you the wikipedia entry....". Me, immediately rushes to wikipedia :P
Great vid! However...have you ever talked about our lord and savior, Larloch? A video on the greatest wizard in the forgotten realms would be awesome!
This is funny to me since we call our wizard "Lord and savior, Ethir"
@@lazyarcanist7095 he must be an outstanding fellow.
I've scoured both the internet and primary sources for information about Larloch (I love Liches). The truth is there just isn't a lot written about him. He's kinda like the Lady of Pain in that regard. Very cloistered, very mysterious, very much a "let me just research my secret tomes and maybe later I'll become the God of Magic" kinda vibe.
My favourite race! I've played satyr in 4 different campaigns and one-shots.
I played a satyr who used the Kobold Press cleric domain of beer. It was very fun.
0:46- Or Lawful Neutral, or Chaotic Neutral, or Neutral Good, or Neutral Evil.
I'm literally about to play a satyr bard. It's gonna be hard to play him like I planned now that I know they're all macho and bro-like.
They dont have to be like that if you dont want it to be, after all dnd is about having fun and playing how you like to play. Rules and lore are always optional
You still can! Heck, the main reason mine is adventuring instead of partying with a band of bros in the woods is bc they ousted him for, mainly being too violent and killing the vibe. Friendly wrestling is one thing, but if you get too excited and lob Frank on the head with a crowbar, people are probably gonna be mad at you. That violence also extended to his attraction. Woman beats him in a fight? She’s not an “honorary man,” she now falls under, “I love a lady that can kick my ass.” My guy is a journalist, because to a lesser extent, the rest of his bros kinda thought he was a nerd, and he’s pretty much traveling to where the action is and being a chronicler.
Nature can be beautiful, but it can also be deadly. Death, viciousness, and wanton violence are aspects of the state of nature.
Nature is, in itself, violent and lustful.
Think seven deadly sins. That's nature or the natural state of existence.
Yet at the same time Nature is something which strives for balance within itself, and to spread to places untouched by life. Even a drop of water planted on Mars from Earth's ocean would beget a colony, perhaps even quickly making a carpet of algae or lichen depending on what was in the water. A Druid or conservationist in many ways merely asists Nature in achieving its goal of self proliferation.....a concept most druids seem to utterly miss. Their idea of balance is, despite being bigger picture than most townsmen, still quite limited.
Just in time for my morning coffee and cigarette. Thanks Mr Rhexx for all the wonderful information.
Have a great day to all
LITERALLY last week, I went searching to see if you'd made this exact video. Perfect!
Oh i so needed a Mr. Rhexx vid today. I check daily for new stuff!! 😄
Old satyr: I just want to feel alive...... Nothing is interesting anymore
Me: You partied too much too huh?
Reading the Wikipedia entry of satyrs made me realize that I probably work with one
Bruh
@@Direblade11 funny thing is they won't fire him for literally harassing every female employee simply because of the color if his skin. I wouldn't get one warning much less five
Satyr bard who has to go on quests to support his family of fey’ri after falling for four different succubi.
I was just thinking about you the other day and how I haven't seen anything new from you in a while. I'm so excited for this! :D
Satyr: "These are my magic pipes"
---"what are they used for?"
Satyr: "To help me clean my pipes"
welcome back! happy new year!! glad you're still alive :D
1:00
I see that Zabrak. Mixing in a little Star Wars with our DnD are we?
The real thing to keep in mind throughout all this was said right at the start - Without Malice.
Humans, on the other hoof, are quite spiteful creatures who simply do not know how to have a good time.
Can you make a video about "Gem Dragons"?
adding satyr's to my next campaign
"Learn how to party, how to drink and how to fuck" I was dying at the way you said that lol
5e is very tame so I'm not surprised stuff like that is ignored.
I mean, not every game or setting should mention r*pe but if you want a more realistic and in depth experience then you need to remember the dark stuff.
My day has just been made
8:07 I recognize those other channels!
I always thought Satyrs were lame, but now I have a better perspective of them, thank you!
Nice...how about doing yuan ti? One of my favourite races in dnd
I get the strange feeling this is going to get demonotized
I am kinda happy to know Satyrs don't go around raping women in DnD lore. You know considering their greek mythos counter part. Also does "every trick in the book" also count magical drug rape? Cause for some reason I get the creepy feeling it does, but Rhexx felt uncomfortable saying it out loud and obviously. Or are they actually douchbagg fratt bro's with a slimmer of a (human) moral code of conduct?
Earlier editions made it a point to mention that they'd use their pipes to charm women that caught their eye, only to return them in a couple of days. There's a certain implication there...
@@daviddaugherty2816 Welp, that is more like the satyr's I know and despise. Thanks mate
@@BrotherHood-xh9sg Yep, here to help.
1:04 That was clearly taken out of a Star Wars video game art book.
He broke me when he said "and learn how to F#@K" lol 😆
8:52 👀 Glover Percy Jackson art I see. Lol wasn't expecting that but he is a satyr lol
Okay, I’m in a trip to Paris and i have sleeping problems. I need to sleep, guess what? My fav channel makes another video to put me to sleep. No offence, it just helps me. Videos are 10/10.
This was a great video lots of lore well put together.
Glad we have the video promised in the dryad video. Concerning that the male counterpart respects the word "no" more than the female counterpart.
Are we sure we're not talking about the common bard here?
These are the same picture.
These guys are literally the dnd embodiment of a Frat House
0:50 Hey! that's Star Wars. Thought we wouldn't notice but we did.
Do you think you'll ever do a print of your pdf to sell? I'd love an official one in my DnD library
I’m planning on writing a satyr character in dnd game so thank you! This gave me ideas :D
You should do videos on the feywild or what they don't tell you about archfey.
Lol all I see is an archdruid in the woods, meditating and communing with nature and out of nowhere he locks eyes with a satyr behind the bushes.. "You want to fuck?" Lol
I think I was a satyr in a past life. So many parallels.
I can’t wait to watch this tonight. Been waiting for your next video!!
In the thumbnail I'm convinced the lady has way worse intentions than the satyr.
I can't stop thinking of a circle of satyrs puff puff passing
So basically the perfect back story for a bardbarian that REALLY likes to party.
Yeah, I'm gonna ignore all of this for my soft boy satyr cleric
Great video as always ❤️, but what in the Nine Hells is that tiger-like monstrocity at the 1:05 mark. Is it from Dnd? Because it looks like some Mtg artwork from a green creature
That's a Star Wars animal.
"Whatever talk that goes on in a male locker room..."
Me: ??? All my experiences are that we don't talk, and if we do it's just stuff about the goings on of the day.
Mr.Rhexx is the best!
Satyr? I hardly even know ‘er!
Hell yea! I use a human pipe to charm the wenches every now and then!
“Ah, another group of satyrs, welp, time to get out the castration irons.”
Sayter sounds like an og returning after the cloths update irl
So Satyrs in dnd are basically Frat guys cranked to 11 😂😂😂
9:05 - 9:10 I spit my drink out! LOL