When a business meeting isn’t always a business meeting.

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  • @nadacomnadadentro5642
    @nadacomnadadentro5642 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16600

    This is why teachers repeat the question out loud for you during a test.

    • @zacharyhagen2307
      @zacharyhagen2307 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

      Pretty much exactly that. Teacher here, btw.

    • @Laria28
      @Laria28 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

      Yup. It’s also why I have my students (those who can read) read the question out loud, often with the suggestion that they point to the words as they read.
      I can’t usually help a student with their test question, but I can definitely let them read the question to me, get halfway through, and then go “Ooooooooh.” Somehow when I read the question they’re so focused on what they think it might be asking that they don’t hear what it’s actually asking. When I make them read each word, the reality of what it says tends to become apparent.

    • @manager-nim2623
      @manager-nim2623 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@Laria28I’m gonna use this if I become a teacher one day

    • @losma7t
      @losma7t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah but i never get the answer

    • @jenerin905
      @jenerin905 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@Laria28Yep, I also do this. If it's a math question (on paper) I have them circle the numbers they will be using. If it's on a screen, I encourage them to write data down.

  • @NighttimeDaydreams
    @NighttimeDaydreams 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24279

    Sometimes the answer is obvious, but you just don't get it until you ask the question out loud.

    • @robinbirdj743
      @robinbirdj743 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

      Mondays and Wednesday nights though?? WHY?

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +618

      rubber duck debugging. explaining a problem out loud to someone else sometimes helps you solve it, because you're walking through it step by step from an external perspective. you don't even need their input. you could be saying it to no one.
      there was a book about software engineering in the 90's, and one of the things it describes is a guy who would just carry a rubber duck around at work to explain things to when debugging. that's where the term comes from lol.

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Bingo

    • @tonygroves5526
      @tonygroves5526 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@zubetpYup. I'm a seamstress and my husband does this for me. It works a lot of the time. And yes, he knows that I'm trying to problem solve.

    • @balesshippolova
      @balesshippolova 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@robinbirdj743 what nights work better 😂

  • @Jared-C
    @Jared-C 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5538

    When you can hear "oooooooooh" without actually hearing it.

  • @lisasisneros8200
    @lisasisneros8200 หลายเดือนก่อน +2558

    Girl, same! I was a very naive front desk clerk at 18 and never understood folks who came in and got a room and turned in the key a couple hours later. Like, what a waste of money 😂😂😂 Now, looking back….I think they might have got their money’s worth.

    • @frankkerze9608
      @frankkerze9608 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Did they bring their own Bed Sheets?

    • @seaofsolace
      @seaofsolace หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      I have the same story! 18, front desk and cheating partners! I had a serious reality check of the human nature at 18 and was so disgusted!!

    • @bleepbloop404
      @bleepbloop404 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      ​@@seaofsolace idk mang, sometimes youre too busy for a whole relationship but got just the right amount of time & money for a business transaction ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @EverydayislikeSunday123
      @EverydayislikeSunday123 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Can you imagine if these stays were prorated-- You'd be giving lots of refunds!

    • @pinkyhotmessx69
      @pinkyhotmessx69 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@EverydayislikeSunday123some hotels do. Lol so. I heard 😂

  • @nobodynowhere21
    @nobodynowhere21 ปีที่แล้ว +23129

    Girl had to reboot her whole operating system 😂

    • @robinbirdj743
      @robinbirdj743 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Made me goggle. That’s EXACTLY what happened!

    • @waffle_chair9269
      @waffle_chair9269 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @zaidOoOoO14
      @zaidOoOoO14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lame ass

    • @canberradogfarts
      @canberradogfarts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It's called "The ADHD Glitch"
      We just say "I glitched out"

    • @laurensa.1803
      @laurensa.1803 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I was hearing the windows shutdown sound in my head...

  • @cwlancaster979
    @cwlancaster979 ปีที่แล้ว +71420

    I thought my TH-cam froze lmao

    • @elyse_myers
      @elyse_myers  ปีที่แล้ว +3018

      😂

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Me too 😅🤣

    • @julianrakowskijevdh4373
      @julianrakowskijevdh4373 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Me too

    • @steveblack2961
      @steveblack2961 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      Literally closed the app and found the video again. When it froze again I almost threw it across the room! Luckily the video started again and I realized I need anger management classes……😅

    • @carolinecounsell2552
      @carolinecounsell2552 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol yup me too

  • @IIsWolfee
    @IIsWolfee 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +438

    I worked at a theater and there were a few people who would come in and buy a ticket to "whatever movie is starting" on their credit card, then turn around to leave.

    • @rayeiswriting4372
      @rayeiswriting4372 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Oh shoot

    • @sousous31
      @sousous31 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I don’t get that why would someone do that

    • @JosephOlaoye
      @JosephOlaoye 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +166

      @@sousous31 So they can say they were at the movies.

    • @sousous31
      @sousous31 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@JosephOlaoye oh i see thanks 😊

    • @Jack-zj1ug
      @Jack-zj1ug 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Someone out there is showing movie tickets to Finding Nemo and the Barbie Movie

  • @w4shep
    @w4shep 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +376

    In Japan they have "Love Hotels" for this. Themed rooms and hourly rates. Lunchtimes and Happy Hour times are the busiest.

    • @jackiepowell7513
      @jackiepowell7513 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dallas had one near airport. In the 80 s

    • @ZalonDK
      @ZalonDK 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Isn't Japan notorious for infidelity?

    • @toddhellyar4167
      @toddhellyar4167 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@ZalonDK No, the women are notorious for accepting men that cheat so long as it is sex and not emotional connection. A woman cheating is and always will be far worse than a man cheating.
      So glad I left the West

    • @cls2518
      @cls2518 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      in Brazil the "motels" are used exclusively for sex, but they're not like US motels (cheap / low cost), they're pretty expensive since you pay by the hour

    • @ghostratsarah
      @ghostratsarah 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ZalonDK no, they're not. They are for loneliness, though.

  • @LadyJoolree
    @LadyJoolree ปีที่แล้ว +27619

    She buffered in real time 😂

    • @lorasoto561
      @lorasoto561 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Best comment in thread.

    • @MsJazbren
      @MsJazbren ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I recently got diagnosed with ADHD and do this all time. Called it a 'lag spike' ONCE, and now...
      "Mum's lagging again."

    • @annalou6750
      @annalou6750 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @charadreamuur7229
      @charadreamuur7229 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MsJazbren that’s hysterical

    • @moniquesbeautylifeover50
      @moniquesbeautylifeover50 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you win the comments 🏆

  • @madnigerian
    @madnigerian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37504

    Lolol.
    The realization shutdown is on point.

    • @elyse_myers
      @elyse_myers  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

      My body was like “hold please” 😂

    • @madnigerian
      @madnigerian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@elyse_myers 💯💪

    • @amylitz5163
      @amylitz5163 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@madnigerian e no house 70

    • @robertcorley5225
      @robertcorley5225 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The visible "...OH" moment is glorious

    • @Leo-sd3jt
      @Leo-sd3jt ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ​@@elyse_myers wait, were you re-enacting realizing it, was this just a joke, or did you seriously realize it just now when filming? Because if it's the latter then that's glorious! 😂

  • @katthedogwhisperer
    @katthedogwhisperer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +474

    Isn't it funny how speaking a thought process out loud makes the light bulb come on🎉😂

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's like when that couple is counting all her "babysitting " money, and he asked , how can they pay you over $500 but in $1 and $5 dollar bills- ( wait.... babysitting? Or...dancing?)

  • @sbyurt1
    @sbyurt1 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    Saying things out loud really helps us process thoughts. It’s crazy, but it works so well.

  • @morganbarlow5722
    @morganbarlow5722 ปีที่แล้ว +14219

    I just watched you have a conversation with yourself and get the answer to the question you’ve been dying to ask, and it was a masterpiece 😂❤️

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right?

    • @charlesxavier2448
      @charlesxavier2448 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it what's the explanation for dummies like me

    • @barbiejackson3579
      @barbiejackson3579 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh man I laughed so hard, great answer

    • @katrinafisher8227
      @katrinafisher8227 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment makes me so happy!!!!!

    • @karas.6438
      @karas.6438 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Hahaha, the accuracy of this comment makes me laugh even harder! 😂😂😂

  • @jayrodriguez4119
    @jayrodriguez4119 ปีที่แล้ว +10748

    PERFECT EXAMPLE of what therapy is. Something about speaking your thoughts enlightening you. The therapist is there to keep you talking
    And to help guide the conversation.

    • @luce2498
      @luce2498 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      So an expensive monologue buddy

    • @kimcollins702
      @kimcollins702 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I would say more specifically cognitive behavioral therapy

    • @LucielStarz123
      @LucielStarz123 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You’re not a very smart person to have to pay for that

    • @santiagomomo8378
      @santiagomomo8378 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LucielStarz123 you are not very smart periodt

    • @GCAT01Living
      @GCAT01Living ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Which is why I stopped paying mine thousands of dollars and now just talk to myself out loud all the time. 😜

  • @that1_gurl.and-her_cat
    @that1_gurl.and-her_cat หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The gasp of realization is everything 😂

  • @clttlc6872
    @clttlc6872 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I was a millisecond away from shutting off the wifi thinking it stopped again lol

  • @ariannagomezlopez9256
    @ariannagomezlopez9256 ปีที่แล้ว +12221

    No no no, the accountants were *in fact* having business meetings. 😌

    • @KatieM786
      @KatieM786 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Yes, the accountants were having business meetings with Heisenberg

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Making some real deposits up there lol

    • @johnwells1656
      @johnwells1656 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@@gozzilla177 outrageous 😂

    • @Bigolbussy
      @Bigolbussy ปีที่แล้ว +282

      They were clearly just exchanging fluid ideas and laying down the groundwork for their business proposals

    • @ancients6498
      @ancients6498 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The accountants

  • @saraforbes
    @saraforbes ปีที่แล้ว +6042

    This has happened to me so many times, I'll be talking about "I don't know why I never see anybody outside of this certain business" and then I realize it's for money-laundering 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

    • @3martiniplaydate
      @3martiniplaydate ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Right? "That store is NEVER open......" and as i.m saying it, I realize why. Lol.
      🍸🍸🍸

    • @jasmine.lavender
      @jasmine.lavender ปีที่แล้ว +338

      @@3martiniplaydate mine was a store I walked past in a bougie part of the city. It sold really crap furniture and had a HUGE store that would’ve cost them insane amounts to rent. I walked past it on the way to work with a work friend and went “I don’t know how they afford the rent here, they sell shit and there’s never any custo - ohhhh. Oh. Okay. That makes more sense now.” 😂

    • @animal_cookie
      @animal_cookie ปีที่แล้ว +133

      There are two shell gas stations in my area that are $1/gal more than anywhere else around and I've absolutely got them pegged as money laundering operations

    • @freckles1198
      @freckles1198 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Omg that’s what Burger King is up to

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Just to say not every store
      Mattress stores come to mind
      While people aren't buying them all the time mattresses are expensive

  • @mommakimmins5554
    @mommakimmins5554 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    When that final puzzle piece slips right into place

  • @dwilcox7706
    @dwilcox7706 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Just realized it was "side" business 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this really made my lol... or col (cackle out loud)

  • @Pineave0612
    @Pineave0612 ปีที่แล้ว +9139

    This is why they have human trafficking training for employees at most hotels now

    • @alexandriadean2222
      @alexandriadean2222 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      THANK YOU! One would hope so, but reading all these comments….WHO SEES THE VICTIMS of human sex trafficking?? I scrolled a long time before finally someone truly got it!

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue ปีที่แล้ว +913

      Honestly I was thinking they were just sex workers who had a regular client, but,, yeah that makes this darker doesn't it

    • @Pineave0612
      @Pineave0612 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      @@alexandriadean2222 it is a scary reality. I work at a teen center and we had to get training on this topic bc many of our teens are at risk. I also did a programming table at a local college regarding the topic as well. Not only does it help people warm the signs, but it may also help victims realize they are being trafficked.

    • @Pineave0612
      @Pineave0612 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@IrisGlowingBlue could be, but some sex workers may not realized they are being trafficked. Initial consent to be a sex worker doesn’t make it legal. Also prostitution is illegal, unlike Germany where it is regulated and their human trafficking numbers went down.

    • @alexandriadean2222
      @alexandriadean2222 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@Pineave0612 the went down because the victims were silenced. The truth is less than 1% actually want the life. Honestly I don't think that number is accurate. No child I know wants to be a prostitute and desire people to horribly abuse them.

  • @gabrielleganske3386
    @gabrielleganske3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8185

    Lol. Your innocence has been stolen. 😂❤️

    • @rusure.8102
      @rusure.8102 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also known as woke.

    • @deeethier1544
      @deeethier1544 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@rusure.8102 no it isn't lmao being woke is believing is all that extreme progressive liberal crap 😂

    • @katbland9149
      @katbland9149 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      No, you're both wrong. Lol Being woke just means you're aware. When people become aware of injustice they start to question society on the things we do bc "we said so" "bc thats how it's always been" "bc I told you to." Especially when it come to racial injustices but it doesn't just stop there.
      Being woke isn't a political party, it's not loosing your innocence, it's just a word the newer generations uses to describe being conscious of racial discrimination in society and other forms of oppression and injustice. No one should be against being woke unless these forms of oppression benefit you.

    • @deeethier1544
      @deeethier1544 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katbland9149 not anymore... being aware is being awake... COMPLETELY different from being woke.
      You can call me wrong but am in fact correct. Being awake and being woke are different things, only confused lefties think being woke means being awake.

    • @AlienFromJupiter777
      @AlienFromJupiter777 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katbland9149 but it seems like nowadays the word woke as turned in a bad thing because of all the radical liberal spewing nonsense. Hat once started out good turned out horrible in just a few years 💀

  • @NestorCaster
    @NestorCaster 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Lmao😂 the long pause is what sell this! 😂😂😂😂

  • @halroxdynasty8683
    @halroxdynasty8683 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "pay with cash" yepppp 😂😂😂 no paper trail ma'am

  • @mmunoz630
    @mmunoz630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    If this was pleasantville, we would've seen the transition to color before our eyes

    • @chenanigans
      @chenanigans ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Fantastic reference 😆

    • @iLoveTheBamx
      @iLoveTheBamx ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fr 😂😂😂

    • @ellebell9139
      @ellebell9139 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love this comment so much

    • @NaturallyWit
      @NaturallyWit ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What a deep cut

    • @TechnoJunkie109
      @TechnoJunkie109 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HOLY SHIT I was trying to remember the name of this movie for so long thank you 😭 😂

  • @DarkQueen619
    @DarkQueen619 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2467

    I think we were her rubber ducks for a minute 😂 she Just had to say it out loud lol 😆 😂😅

    • @freedblowfish3705
      @freedblowfish3705 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Programmer?

    • @miro_o
      @miro_o 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@freedblowfish3705😂

    • @schrodyingerssheep3580
      @schrodyingerssheep3580 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      this😂😂

    • @polerin
      @polerin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was about to say the same ​@@freedblowfish3705

    • @KitGerrits
      @KitGerrits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Rubber Ducking is a thing and it's not even sexual 😂

  • @obsidianspartan6099
    @obsidianspartan6099 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Nah that got you a new subscriber that pause had me rolling

  • @MillennialMeg
    @MillennialMeg หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    My husband and I went to a local hotel one day, midday, because we have kids and needed alone time.
    The front desk lady kept asking SO MANY questions. “What brings you to town?” And then she had computer issues. I swear we stood in that lobby for 30 full minutes 🫠
    Ma’am!!!! We just need to get upstairs real quick, thank you.

  • @AC-iy6rv
    @AC-iy6rv ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    I had just started working @ a hotel training 2 nights prior, and one of my friends husband’s walked in with a girl on his arm, he was still wearing his wedding ring……AWKWARD!!!! Needless to say, it was my last night working there, because when I came out of the back office and saw him, I told the guy I was training with and I was given an ultimatum, and I made the choice to tell my friend. He said they had a strict don’t ask, don’t tell policy and I told it so damn fast.

    • @d.h.4778
      @d.h.4778 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      Good for you! Stand your moral ground!

    • @yuppers1
      @yuppers1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good- your friend deserved to know

    • @andeddoberubetto
      @andeddoberubetto ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Yes!! You're amazing for doing this for your friend!!

    • @petrescue2093
      @petrescue2093 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      You are wonderful! It's nice to see someone who realizes that he can always get a new job but you can't always upgrade your moral standards and live with it😅

    • @virginiaWT4237
      @virginiaWT4237 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      GOOD you told we love to see it ! But I hope you found another job fast !

  • @Homeside301
    @Homeside301 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Thats epiphany is like rewatching a movie when you were a kid and finally getting it.

    • @JessicaPradoHanson
      @JessicaPradoHanson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HAHAHA YES! This is what I probably looked like when I rewatched a movie on the Marquis de Sade as an adult and realized why when we rented that at blockbuster to watch with my whole immediate family including grandmother and the adults freaked out and stopped the movie.... my mind was blown that such people could exist and bless them for trying to shelter me... but the internet happened and fucked that all up because I am a late 1980s baby.... it has been a fucking weird time to grow up in the middle of this remembering life before the internet...

    • @mattolivier1835
      @mattolivier1835 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, most adults are not as dumb as this bish here.

  • @dannibobanni23
    @dannibobanni23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Bro had me checking my wifi

  • @TABush1021
    @TABush1021 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I worked front desk at a resort here in Las Vegas NV this happens Monday-Friday not just two days same men !! I could write a book!

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    they’re using the hotel room to hide so that their time-travel clones can do other shit

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I get that reference.

    • @allisonpierce3899
      @allisonpierce3899 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I cannot believe i got this reference

    • @NikkiCCoop
      @NikkiCCoop 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Explain

    • @AshKetchum442
      @AshKetchum442 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@NikkiCCoop theres a very complicated indie movie called Primer in which a major plot point is the two main characters rent a hotel room so they aren’t seen as the same time as their time travel clones- because they want to use essentially being in two places at once for their personal gain.

    • @veggiet2009
      @veggiet2009 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's been years and I still got it ... I should watch that again

  • @runa_7022
    @runa_7022 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1908

    i worked at a motel so this is literally all our cliental was, drugs, cheating on partners or evading SOMETHING/SOMEONE, which we house keepers kept silent on lest we lose our jobs😅😅😅😅

    • @MrNyathi1
      @MrNyathi1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Tbh, my job would be the least of my concerns.

    • @Jake.44Mag
      @Jake.44Mag 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Bet you'd make more finding a PI to partner with and give him all the info for a price.

    • @Soul_404.
      @Soul_404. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@Jake.44Mag
      "I need more information..."
      "Say it on your knees-"
      Okay I'm sorry...no I'm not

    • @Lee-wp5mg
      @Lee-wp5mg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Any stories?

    • @peezieforestem5078
      @peezieforestem5078 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you for explaining this. I didn't get it either. If it wasn't business meetings, what was it?

  • @SpyTrader1988
    @SpyTrader1988 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Night Auditor for 5 years at a hotel. I’ve seen it all. It really makes you grow up fast and learn about human vice.

    • @RG-hf4et
      @RG-hf4et 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Serious question: What does a night auditor do at a hotel?

  • @JoULove
    @JoULove 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Feel so bad for OP in the first story 😔 he handled it really well under the circumstances, glad he had his sister to back him up

  • @wormworm580
    @wormworm580 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Haha reminds me of a vet who told us stories during lectures. He got called to a house because a dog had “swallowed a rock”. He managed to get this big chunk of white quartz out safely and tossed it in the garden. The owner was thankful but was strangely insistent that he found and kept the rock. He eventually found it, wiped it off and put it in his pocket, then turned to the vet with a stack of bills and told him “this never happened”. Turns out it was a different kind of crystal…
    The dog was fine by the way, the owner was a pretty notorious drug lord but he really loved his dog and would call the vet back for regular check ups and preventative dental work.

    • @paulakennedy701
      @paulakennedy701 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      💀

    • @RRonco
      @RRonco 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Regular check ups and preventative dental work for the dog, right?

    • @SuperFosterMom
      @SuperFosterMom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Slightly wholesome comment

    • @amysnews6808
      @amysnews6808 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      I'm assuming you meant a big chunk of crack or something, how did the dog not OD in the time it took the vet to get there??

    • @necessaryevile
      @necessaryevile 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      ​@@amysnews6808stop asking smart questions

  • @ayetam_aye
    @ayetam_aye ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I was like “this Wi-Fi is shyt!” and then I looked up and read the caption😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CalebHigginbotham
    @CalebHigginbotham 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hahahahaha. I knew where it was going so fast but then you froze and that got me 😂

  • @TaysTings
    @TaysTings 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Not me checking the screen like they brought buffering back

  • @ReidEyebrow_Daddy
    @ReidEyebrow_Daddy ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Lmaooo my girl Ctrl Alt Deleted 😂 I relate so hard, when I have an epiphany like that I freeze

    • @lisakp71
      @lisakp71 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      END TASK 👈

    • @fgk205
      @fgk205 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@lisakp71 😅😅

    • @MsJazbren
      @MsJazbren ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, it's just a lag spike. I get them too, and can describe, now that I understand my brain a bit better, how I'm just going through a bunch of information in my head, and re-contextualising it.

    • @tatianaalbarello3712
      @tatianaalbarello3712 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MsJazbren autism?

  • @KedyCheyenne
    @KedyCheyenne ปีที่แล้ว +173

    It’s scary how once you actually say something out loud it like clicks in your head.. happens a lot, sometimes I’ll just say tings out loud to myself before I ask others to see if it clicks lol

  • @torriscales
    @torriscales 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Not me tapping my phone thinking I inadvertently paused it😂

  • @tillygirl7450
    @tillygirl7450 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love you! 😂❤
    You gave me a great chuckle because sometimes this is me too. It takes me this long to “get it” too.

  • @cheetahme8087
    @cheetahme8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    😂😂 I took me 3 seconds after your pause to also realize with you 😂 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @gromplin
      @gromplin ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@ayamegotayamed2641 So they pay with cash so that it can’t show up on their credit/debit card history. If you pay for a hotel every Monday and Wednesday and you have a spouse or just don’t want people to know, you pay with cash so there isn’t a footprint. These “business meetings” were either sex work or more likely, someone cheating on their partner with someone.

    • @gromplin
      @gromplin ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ayamegotayamed2641 They definitely weren’t going all Last Gaga in AHS on people… hopefully. Covering up an affair. Still scandalous but ehhh

    • @sirthisisawendys811
      @sirthisisawendys811 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@atift I'm pretty sure it was for money laundering, but I guess sex work would make sense too

    • @Zimzum93
      @Zimzum93 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirthisisawendys811def not money laundering. They have an appointment with the person they’re coming in with and doing a sex with. To launder money you don’t actually need to get a physical customer to come in and pay cash and stay for an hour and pretend to have a business meeting, your books just need to look like someone paid. To launder cash through a hotel it would be much more simple to just do it on the accounting end like every other business on the planet launders cash, and mark the rooms as booked etc.

    • @EditorzzMomm
      @EditorzzMomm ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@sirthisisawendys811 for sure...she's definitely talking about escorts and/or prostitutes

  • @aussieleah3377
    @aussieleah3377 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Best long pause I ever witnessed 5 ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @linkthehero3590
    @linkthehero3590 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know what I realized recently that had me like that? There’s a moment in Cars 2 where there’s a car who’s basically down to his underwear if he was human, and the metal detector keeps going off. The reason? He’s a car made… of metal.

  • @kiljaeden7663
    @kiljaeden7663 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Like that time I realised the hot girl in my office was actually flirting with me.
    Three years too late.

  • @trevaenglish1542
    @trevaenglish1542 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Sounds like it just wasn't the type of business meeting that you were imagining.

    • @twinnish
      @twinnish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Okay it says something about my life experience that I thought it was an MLM at first.

  • @4givenembracd618
    @4givenembracd618 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

    Your subtlety tickles me!!! Love you SOOOOOO much!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
    I’m 70 years old and just recently came to understand I’m on the autism spectrum and have ADHD but was never diagnosed. Spending time with 2 friends who have both, also, and being in a Facebook group that posts articles and other information, and watching your videos … well, I just know now and it explains so much of my life that used to confuse me and give me so much angst, I hated myself and felt inferior almost my whole life. At 12 years old, I had my first experience with suicide ideation because I felt like a big ol square peg and there was never a square hole in this world for me. I’ve been doggy paddling through muddy waters of overwhelming shame.
    But it all makes sense now. I never had anything to be ashamed of! And it doesn’t hurt so much anymore that my mother often told me, “you’re weird!” most of my life or that my sisters made fun of me.
    It’s all okay now because they just didn’t understand. It’s not that I was defective or that they were hurtful and mean - it’s just that we’re all clumsy humans. Now I feel so free and light. I was carrying a massive weight of resentment because I thought I was being rejected. It was only their ignorance of what I go through and their confusion of how to see me-someone so very different from everyone else in my family. I’m sure that if I’d been born a few decades later, when there layer came some awareness of autism and ADHD, someone in my school system or my family would have recognized what was going on with me with the things I said and did and didn’t do and why I didn’t fit in s d why I fell through so many cracks and was frozen by what no one else saw as a barrier.
    Sometimes I cry while watching your videos because I feel like a little girl being nurtured by a caretaker, being told that I’m not weird, after all-at least not in the bad meaning of the word.

    • @Armament0fJustice
      @Armament0fJustice 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I'm sorry if this comment comes a little late, but I'm happy to see this stuff getting addressed and better. I'm only 30 and just recently thinking that I'm mildly autistic. I've dealt with depression a long time and only recently is the full picture coming together. After realizing the possibility, I've been looking for creators who can help bring my mood up and in a healthy way. Elyse is incredibly relatable and genuinely awesome for sharing her stories with us and it makes me feel there is still hope for the world and humanity. I understand that there is a lot of disconnect between different people and the way they understand eachother. I know autism has this baggage of implications, but it really is a spectrum that encompasses so much. Some autistic people can't understand social nuances and others (like me) have such capacity for empathy that almost makes it hard to talk to people because you feel so much. I wish you the best!

    • @xxxvcvv
      @xxxvcvv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Perfectly said ❤ I'm 52 and feel every word of what you wrote.
      I feel free now. It explains EVERYTHING ABOUT ME THAT HAS BEEN VILIFIED. I am so relieved I'm not the pos everyone around me claimed. I'm just different and they can't understand, so they insult due to ignorance. I'm ready to take on all the stuff now 😅 I'm not scared anymore. They were wrong ! I just love that ❤

    • @quemcantaoconto3172
      @quemcantaoconto3172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jeez mother😮

    • @ghosttdm7o
      @ghosttdm7o 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sending you so much love ❤
      I'm 23, been diagnosed autistic + ADHD about 2 years ago, and I identify so much with everything you said. I'm already considered a "late" diagnosed autistic so I can't even imagine how it is to come to that realization after living for 70 years without support, in a world that wasn't made for us. I truly wish you the best, all the support and all the acceptance in this world. We don't deserve to feel wrong and misplaced forever. At least now, with the internet, we can find each other!! Anyways, wish you the best!!! 🧡🌼

    • @prawncrisp5951
      @prawncrisp5951 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@ghosttdm7oI just want to note your kind acknowledgement of @4givenembracd618's recent realisation, and the implications. I'm between the two of you in age, and know I've only some appreciation of into how it might be to struggle harder & for longer to find understanding among family & with others (or of oneself!), or to endure through difficult life circumstances. It takes fortitude, @4givenembracd618, and your beautiful insights into personal & interpersonal complexities is humbling, May you discover & satisfy previously unmet needs and revel in exploring unrealised potentials and the joys of being oneself in the world. All the best to you both ☺️

  • @FyyarType
    @FyyarType หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That light bulb shining bright😂😂😂

  • @ananda4161
    @ananda4161 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thinking aloud is my personal therapy🙋🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @JennyAlaska
    @JennyAlaska ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You know, it could be any number of reasons though for a select few of them too😂.
    I’m just saying, I would be the type to pay with cash for a room every week to get away. Like just me going to take a bath, watch tv, order out and a night time swim if it’s feasibly in the budget and I can still get my vacations. If I was making a few hundred thousand, I’d do this. Not because I want to spoil myself, but because it’s physically hard to focus on myself when there are others to care for. I try my hardest but 15 min in, I’m helping out someone for a half hour or hour or 2. I dunno, I get swept away with helping others but if I were to bring myself to a place where no one could say they needed me, I could spend all night on myself for once.

    • @JenELeeP1
      @JenELeeP1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I relate to this so damn much…
      A night alone at a hotel is what I asked my husband for for Mother’s Day 😅

  • @ferolsellon7749
    @ferolsellon7749 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    i thought the vid froze, then it clicked with me, and I can't stop watching, laughing harder each time 🤣

  • @corrinag2078
    @corrinag2078 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That pause is EVERYTHING 👏 😂

  • @beccamcdonald9846
    @beccamcdonald9846 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Girl has me DYING when she froze. A total deer in the headlights moment 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EmP-2022
    @EmP-2022 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So many times I had to tell people “no the Double Tree does not have hourly rates!”

  • @TopAnimeLoverEver
    @TopAnimeLoverEver ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I just got done crying because my boss used a slightly harsh tone and my sensitive self took it to heart even after telling myself repeatedly that it wasn't meant that way don't cry don't cry don't cry * cried anyway * and this gave me such a beautiful chuckle that I really needed. Also, I am working at a motel rn, cleaning the rooms. The irony lol. I've never worked feomt desk though. Bet you saw some characters

    • @kimberliana5111
      @kimberliana5111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Oh no it's good that you cried. That helps move the emotion through your body. Don't suppress tears. Uncried tears get infected

    • @Empty_Illusion
      @Empty_Illusion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You need to get a hold of your self if that is what will make you cry

  • @Kvy5834
    @Kvy5834 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not me thinking I had unconsciously paused the video

  • @danwhite7997
    @danwhite7997 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is why you watch the whole video before scrolling. You'll find a gem like this.

  • @matthewhegarty729
    @matthewhegarty729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    You have been in proximity to sketchy things that would blow your mind. Always keep your spirit, the people paying in cash no longer have it.

    • @iLoveTheBamx
      @iLoveTheBamx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thissss

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You may think that's true, but talking down on somebody who makes money in a way you wouldn't is kind of shallow

    • @matthewhegarty729
      @matthewhegarty729 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Atlasintokyo what?

    • @madisonk2397
      @madisonk2397 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Atlasintokyo very much so.

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@matthewhegarty729 you don't deserve any more of my energy, but saying that somebody who gets money that way has no spirit anymore is very shallow

  • @VashtiPerry
    @VashtiPerry ปีที่แล้ว +20

    😂😂 I have so many hotel stories. I worked laundry, housekeeping, and eventually front desk

    • @seratonin7004
      @seratonin7004 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We're listening.... 😉

    • @RG-hf4et
      @RG-hf4et 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I would love to hear them. Please start a youtube channel.😅😅😅

  • @kemaranight2456
    @kemaranight2456 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you for posting this because I have so many, “Ohhh wait I get it now :0” filmed eureka-moments that just end up becoming, “never mind, can’t post it, carry on” storage-eaters. But *this*, I may just share now because I need more of this content in my life xD 💯✨🔥

  • @gabrielintano2202
    @gabrielintano2202 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Me: MOMEY LAUNDERING?

  • @Meganmama
    @Meganmama ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Omg. My husband and I have two kids and two dogs and our house is absolute chaos. So one time we went to a local hotel in the middle of the day on like a Tuesday or something bc it had…been a while. Anyway, the front desk person took FOREVER with the computer bc he was new. And then he and the manager were asking what brought us to town, telling us all about the breakfast buffet, etc. It took every ounce of self control to not just blurt out, “can you please hurry? we just came here to ___!!!!”
    It was so awkward.

    • @chronischgeheilt
      @chronischgeheilt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv ปีที่แล้ว +29

      they knew. they were messing with you.

    • @genevievewalsh2007
      @genevievewalsh2007 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 hope you got a good romp

    • @dragonmartijn
      @dragonmartijn ปีที่แล้ว

      So awkward to tell it here 😂

    • @IamSlacker
      @IamSlacker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's what motels are for. 🤷

  • @allie2121
    @allie2121 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That realization 🤣🤣🤣 you are hysterically underrated

  • @robertfraser7199
    @robertfraser7199 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The glitch had me checking my WiFi

  • @kurie8143
    @kurie8143 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I worked at subway and every Friday, Saturday and Sunday night around 10pm would come in and bought a foot long meatball marinara and pay with a crisp $100 bill. It drove us nuts because we always had to do a cash drop after him and hold up the line.

  • @simplyphillipbrown
    @simplyphillipbrown ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was In hospitality for 15 years. I worked for 2 hotels - one was a Hilton property and the other a Marriott property. I was frontdesk and night auditor. Lol! The things that I have seen. You bring back so many memories.

    • @I_z_u-h8n
      @I_z_u-h8n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👀👀👀 would you like to share 😂 just for memory sake. Because, I know it's not Right to be messy, but I'm curious to hear about the things that go down at a hotel/motel. 😊.

  • @piratejoan
    @piratejoan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Priceless reaction 🤣 i literally cannot stop laughing. That was brilliant. 🤣

  • @lionbrothersentertainment9542
    @lionbrothersentertainment9542 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There goes a speeding snail 🐌

  • @simonlegrange5583
    @simonlegrange5583 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂 well played . Watched this 10 times cos.o thought TH-cam froze😂😊

  • @creativebella6334
    @creativebella6334 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ugh I’m crying 😂 when you ask question you shouldn’t ask .

  • @chrisnunya4015
    @chrisnunya4015 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Omg gurl THIS should be a whole series.... The crazy stories are almost endless!

  • @Lady-C
    @Lady-C หลายเดือนก่อน

    For a second I thought my WiFi was skipping

  • @markusskipstone7350
    @markusskipstone7350 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sometimes the Neuro spicy has to hear it out loud to make sense😂

  • @snoozebutton23
    @snoozebutton23 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That pause made me think...did my phone freeze or she ok? BTW I saw a clip of you singing and holy smokes, you have a beautiful voice! 😮

  • @aBm_101
    @aBm_101 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Her pausing me “ did I pause my phone and when I actually paused it “ I realized she was just FRozEN

  • @suzbone
    @suzbone 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that shot of your picture on the wall with the electrical outlets NEEDS to be on merch

  • @maroonblaxk
    @maroonblaxk 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I thought my Wi-Fi went out😂😂😂 during the pause

  • @kenzielacosta8244
    @kenzielacosta8244 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lol ME when I realize something that should have been sooooo obvious. Usually I crack up maniacally afterwards though.

  • @lishrich
    @lishrich ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Ok well now I NEED to know what you were about to say before this sudden 'realization.'

    • @kylenielsen5341
      @kylenielsen5341 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      She was going to say: People arrive in business attire and pay for a room in cash and leave a few hours later, what kind of meetings are they having?
      But her brain hit the fast forward and told her it was the carnal kind.

    • @sidraMPatty
      @sidraMPatty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Business meetings for the oldest profession. Lol

    • @mowgli2071
      @mowgli2071 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      My brain went to "Mafia" and not an unclothed meeting, a completely clothed meeting to discuss "legitimate business". 😂

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@mowgli2071nah, that’s not in hotels. Not secure enough.

    • @mattolivier1835
      @mattolivier1835 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sidraMPatty Nobody has business meetings in a hotel room. Wake up fool!

  • @Prowler9000
    @Prowler9000 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I straight up thought my phone had lost signal 😂

  • @Mikaela12348
    @Mikaela12348 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol I thought my screen froze and by the looks of it I’m not the only one😂😂😂

  • @potmki6601
    @potmki6601 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I still have no idea what they did, but it seems like people in USA only use cash to do smth shady

    • @luciusaurelius209
      @luciusaurelius209 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If you pay with cash then the charge doesn't show up on your credit card bill, and your significant other doesn't ask why you paid for a hotel

    • @rainshadowgamingart2236
      @rainshadowgamingart2236 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@Lucius Aurelius adding on: Monday and Wednesday nights are popular nights for group meetings, like AA, so you find a group, claim it as your own and then cash that hotel twice a week.

    • @madi6284
      @madi6284 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They were paying for intimate moments with whoever they brought

    • @ambitiously_
      @ambitiously_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rainshadowgamingart2236 I don’t understand what going to meetings has to do with a hotel though.

    • @phoebexxlouise
      @phoebexxlouise ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ambitiously_ the meeting was a lie. They had hired a prostitute. The hotel is a safe neutral place for them to meet. Also in America you can hire hotel rooms for only a couple hours.

  • @danysanerd2383
    @danysanerd2383 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I freeze like that too when I'm processing, I don't think I've ever seen anyone else do that! 😅
    You're my new favorite!!

  • @hansmueller3029
    @hansmueller3029 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tuesday and Thursday mornings are always hell.

  • @ForestBasenji
    @ForestBasenji 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lol I thought my wi-fi was lagging but it was just her brain 😂😂

  • @HeidiHahe
    @HeidiHahe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've DEFINITELY done this in real life... usually over song lyrics I use to sing as I child and I now understand what they mean...

  • @TheCrystalbrit06
    @TheCrystalbrit06 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Late to the game on this one, but this video has been on repeat for the last 30 minutes because I laugh every time and need it! It was like I saw the gears turning, stop, and then go backward. 😅😅😅

  • @ks4079
    @ks4079 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember my one neighbor would get his car detailed cleaned 1 to 2 times a week. For the longest time i thought oh its a hummer and bmw. This went on from when i was 14 to i was 19. It took me 3 years to realize. Oh he was never home no lights on. Zero things in his garage. Once in awhile see him carry a box or two out. It clicked that the huy probably was using it as a cover / safe house

  • @prettyannabellum3310
    @prettyannabellum3310 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I totally get that feeling. Happens to me every once in a while and it's like your brain is reloading cause it just doesn't compute lol

  • @chrissy80188
    @chrissy80188 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Those guests that ask if we have hourly rates type situation.. 😂

  • @lauriamannoe4043
    @lauriamannoe4043 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I heard pay with cash and I knew where this was going. Lmao then your realisation hit 😂😂

  • @cynhanrahan4012
    @cynhanrahan4012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh, I worked hotel in my early 20s. Even cater staff was require to do a couple shifts in the bar. Wearing the slinky cocktail uniform. The women, not the men. The men did a shift at the bar or at the front desk. I made sure I was scheduled with people who had my back. So when some salesman away from home groped my bottom I could have a hard startle and dump an entire tray of drinks on him. And yell OMG don't touch me, you startled me!
    It caught on among the wait staff.

  • @totaldimwitofficial
    @totaldimwitofficial 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lmao i thought my internet went out 💀

  • @King4sshole89
    @King4sshole89 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Well if a transaction is made, it's a business meeting.

  • @helenbrowne8143
    @helenbrowne8143 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ha ha ha ha this was me after working at a hotel. I couldn’t figure out why they needed a massage SO badly at 11pm on a weeknight? 😂😂

    • @mattolivier1835
      @mattolivier1835 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then you're not too smart then are you. Wake up fool!

  • @GmonkeyJ777
    @GmonkeyJ777 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The sharp inhale at the end 😂

  • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
    @ChanelCoco-pk7mp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was about to ring up Telstra for a second there and ask them what happened to my connection 😂