Neil seems like the town drunk. Everybody knows him and isn’t too bothered when he acts up cause it’s like “that’s just Neil. It’s what he does.” Love it.
My neighborhood all know my trash panda pal, Stumpy. Stumpy's a chill houseguest. Real polite and doesn't mess with stuff. But he *loves* whole coffee beans. I only gave them to him once, and 2 days later, my house was clean. So I just give them to him on his way out now. Then I listen for the sounds of chaos. He's pals with the neighbor's golden retriever, but when the twitchy, hyper bandit crawled on him, the dog stood up, freaked out and started running. Stumpy held onto his collar and gave a bunch of neighbors a 10 second rodeo. He isn't violent or destructive, but he's like a cra*k head after a handful of beans. Always doing something crazy and entertaining.
I love how even the police officer who handed off the "Neil Stick" was cracking up 😂 feels like one of those "dont laugh cause your 2 year old swore" kinda moments
Here in my city we have an wild alligator called Fritz who lives in our main river. Authorities already tried capturing him but he would run away everytime. Now he is a topic between the locals, "ah, I saw Fritz sunbathing" and "Fritz was doing river patrol" are common phrases 😂😂
Man, Florida and similar places scare me because the idea of casual alligators or crocodiles showing up in your daily routine freaks me out... Idk how anyone in any city or country with them can be so chill but mad respect lol Has Fritz killed/attacked any pets / people that you guys know of or has he been chill?
@sunstripe85 I say he is wild because he lived the majority of his life free, but for some years he was in our local zoo, so I believe he got used to human interaction there. There are no cases of him attacking anyone. Alligators from this region (South of Brazil) are pretty chill and avoid human crowds.
Funny enough, that stick with the ball on it was originally used in churches to wake sleepy church-goers. Even though the pole and the stick were very light in weight, a rap on the head while snoozing was rather electrifying. 😂
@@bluebee5266 . . . Bears are canines?! Google isn't working for me right now so I can't go and check but if this true... huh... no wonder they look so friendly.
@deannelson9565 Very much so! Southern elephant seal males can grow absolutely huge. The record bull was over 22 feet long and weighed 11,000 pounds, or 6.85 meters long and 5,000 kilos in non freedom units
@@fionasmith-bz8oxoverly familiar seals can be dangerous. The last thing you want to hear about is a rambunctious child getting their leg ripped off by a 700 pound sea predator because they let it get so comfortable with humans it thought it was okay to invade someone's space. Stopping him where they do is good practice
@@blahizake Yes absolutely, but thats more an oddity than an average. He's already a foot or two bigger than the man standing next to him, and in some cases they can grow twice the size, but rarely
This literally made me cry laughing. The way Neil just so halfheartedly tries to square up with the officer before giving up is beyond hilarious. Love that big chunky boy!
What's an excellent return. The camera, sets, faces, oh my, you definitely outdid yourself even the effects and stop motion is something that I absolutely appreciate. Mucking about is one of my favorite episodes of season 20, and you did incredible.
LOVE from AMERICA 🇺🇸 Thank uou people of Australia for the love and kindness you've shown My BELOVED Seal Our LOVABLE NEIL. One if my FAVORITE VIDEOS cause of NEIL. The BELOVED SEAL ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Its gonna suck with all these videos Neil becomes even more popular, a group of idiots get too close for a selfie, get attacked, and then Neil is killed for their stupidity.
I like to think that Neil is telling him why the seal is about to cross the road and the guy is just not having that kind of tomfoolery today. So he threatens to send him to the circus and even shows him the kind of tools they will be using there.
You truly have a gift goodnees. i got chills! Your eyes show so much depth your so different or special i lack the words but wow thankyou for sharing your gift
I love good ol' humble rural New Zealand... with all their characters like Niel the Seal ❤ ...especially how she said "Goodness Niel" and " Niel says no" 😂 God bless New Zealand
@@EightBucksTwenty is he the same seal that was visiting Cremorne a couple of years back? I still don't know how a chick with an Islander name thought it was NZ 🤷🏼♀️😂
Neil seems like the town drunk. Everybody knows him and isn’t too bothered when he acts up cause it’s like “that’s just Neil. It’s what he does.” Love it.
LMAO I literally just compared him to a beloved town drunk on another short 😂 that's too funny
"Neil, go home, you're drunk"
"Aaaaarrrrrgh"
"That's it, I'm getting the stick"
😂😅😂
Tfse😂😂
This is what I need at 4:03 in the morning 😂
“Leave now or I’ll get the spray bottle too!”
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
I’m sorry, but a seal terrorizing a local town to the point of everyone knowing his name is absolutely hilarious 😂
😂😂😂 right omg
My neighborhood all know my trash panda pal, Stumpy. Stumpy's a chill houseguest. Real polite and doesn't mess with stuff. But he *loves* whole coffee beans. I only gave them to him once, and 2 days later, my house was clean. So I just give them to him on his way out now. Then I listen for the sounds of chaos.
He's pals with the neighbor's golden retriever, but when the twitchy, hyper bandit crawled on him, the dog stood up, freaked out and started running.
Stumpy held onto his collar and gave a bunch of neighbors a 10 second rodeo.
He isn't violent or destructive, but he's like a cra*k head after a handful of beans. Always doing something crazy and entertaining.
Please sign the Mari Ohara petition. Help save the seals in Norway
There was a seal on the Norwegian coast that got a name to the point of the entirety of Norway knowing her name. She got put down
Protect him that’s funny babies will be nice
I love how Neil opposes relentlessly for one minute, and then takes a breather
The Seal: THIS IS MY SPOT
The Human: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Neil the Seal: "Ok then, I shall lay here."
BY THE ORDER OF THE MUNCIPAL TOWN STICK I BANISH THEE!
@@benivinson3693 Ben3693 cast "Muncipal Banish" on Neil the Seal effects:
0 damage
0 critical hit
+100 charisma
+50 luck
-100 stamina
x1.5 strength
+25 stealth
+75 respect
Love how every video of Neil, people just call him like he’s some local townsfolk causing trouble yet again 😭
Kinda like Otis or Ernest T. Bass from Andy Griffith show 😂
That's because that is exactly whats happening here 😂
Like a drunk nuisance but still lovable cuz he's got life figured out.
The local hooligan
He is 😂
Imagine getting told off by an aquatic mammal and your best response is to get your wizard staff to enchant him.
😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 now thats funny
Clever you are!
THIS is fucking GOLD!!!
😂😂😂
I just love that there is a dedicated ball on a stick just for Neil 😂
😢😢😢😢
Those are my balls
The SCP foundation has 9000 "balls on sticks" just to tend to specific anomalies 😅
The seal controlling magic staff
@@twotimesj6478Yes, it's enchanted 🪄 🦭
@@DaemonwarriorJuliusa keter class anomaly
“Tim, could you pass me the Staff of Seal-Soothing? Neil’s throwing a fit again.”
Damn dude it's early as hell for me and I can't stop laughing at seal soothing.... well played old boy.
DnD ahh item
Neil backing up when the stick comes out is funny as hell🤣
"I've got the poking stick, Neil. You better get outta here."
"Oh *man* ! Not the STICK!"
Clever enough to understand that he cannot avoid a weapon.
That is a taser for sure. Neil most likely has been touched by a taser before and now avoids it.
Because it is an electric prod. You'd back up too!
何が面白いのよ?
It touches my heart that Neil is protected and loved by this community
We live with the animals in Australia, we try not to impede them to much.
@@sharpshooter_Aus
That's bc Aussie's rock! ❤
Seal: Oh, you got the staff of resistance I see. I'll just lay here flat so you can't move me.
😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Gotta love it when a sea doggo behaves like a domestic dog lol
NAILED it😭😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣
"OH NO, Not The Dreaded 'Ball-On-A-Stick' Again"!
One day, they'll make a Ball-On-A-Stick so big, they'll destroy themselves
😂😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of crocodile Dundee and the water buffalo! 🤘🤠
Is it made of kryptonite?
Ball-on-a-Stick 5000™️
Neil stops being a local menace for a minute to ponder the orb.
God that sentence. Ponder the orb 😂
"You will kneel before my scepter"
😄😄😄
It’s even better since I sincerely doubt that Neil has any knees 😄
No pun intended? 😂
"Neil"
Neil stands his ground because he knows he's too damn cute and he's already a local
He’s just hungry and these idiots won’t feed him
@@JohnCannonBand 😂😂 as if
@JohnCannonBand ahahaha thats a big, spoiled ass seal
@@JohnCannonBandNeil gets fed constantly, that's no skinny assed seal
@@JohnCannonBandI mean honestly it seems like you are the idiot. It's fully grown, physically fit. So it can hunt for itself obviously 😅
I love how even the police officer who handed off the "Neil Stick" was cracking up 😂 feels like one of those "dont laugh cause your 2 year old swore" kinda moments
Lol “Neil Stick”
Never heard that saying before.
Here in my city we have an wild alligator called Fritz who lives in our main river. Authorities already tried capturing him but he would run away everytime. Now he is a topic between the locals, "ah, I saw Fritz sunbathing" and "Fritz was doing river patrol" are common phrases 😂😂
Man, Florida and similar places scare me because the idea of casual alligators or crocodiles showing up in your daily routine freaks me out... Idk how anyone in any city or country with them can be so chill but mad respect lol Has Fritz killed/attacked any pets / people that you guys know of or has he been chill?
@sunstripe85 I say he is wild because he lived the majority of his life free, but for some years he was in our local zoo, so I believe he got used to human interaction there. There are no cases of him attacking anyone. Alligators from this region (South of Brazil) are pretty chill and avoid human crowds.
@@maju_kh Isso é no Brasil?
@@total_boredomthey said south of brazil
@@sunstripe85From what I know, alligators are actually pretty chill
"He who holds the Ball on a Stick controls the Seals, son"
-- The Seal Controller.
The balls on sticks must flow
I love that as soon as he sees the stick he starts to back up
That was not a belch. That is his voice and he is sassing back at the officer who is telling him he needs to move back.
He was having WORDS with the officer
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
Oh god they busted out the Neil Stick
😂😂😂😂😂
Electric shock pole
❤😂❤😂❤
Funny enough, that stick with the ball on it was originally used in churches to wake sleepy church-goers. Even though the pole and the stick were very light in weight, a rap on the head while snoozing was rather electrifying. 😂
@@anniemartin4957.. thanks for the fyi❤
I love how he just lays down at the end 😭 "am i alright here?"
They are like aquatic dogs, they just swim, play, eat, & sleep 🐾
The literal Dutch translation for seal is seadog.
Seals are in the dog family. Also bears.
@@bluebee5266 . . . Bears are canines?! Google isn't working for me right now so I can't go and check but if this true... huh... no wonder they look so friendly.
@@sanukatharul1497 Yep.
@@AmazingAutistNope, bears are from the Ursidae family. It's close to the Canidae family, but not part of it.
Seal had a lot of attitude but still so precious
He's still just a little guy
@deannelson9565
Very much so! Southern elephant seal males can grow absolutely huge.
The record bull was over 22 feet long and weighed 11,000 pounds, or 6.85 meters long and 5,000 kilos in non freedom units
Love how they cater to him and put up with his daily temper!! Thank God they are patient with him ! He means no harm!!
He is just sassy! 😂
I hope they don’t kill him like they did to another one I saw in the news a while back. The one that laid on boats.
@@fionasmith-bz8oxoverly familiar seals can be dangerous. The last thing you want to hear about is a rambunctious child getting their leg ripped off by a 700 pound sea predator because they let it get so comfortable with humans it thought it was okay to invade someone's space. Stopping him where they do is good practice
He might, but..... he's an animal, and he's living in a different plain existence. So...., yes, you are correct.... sorry for my pointless comment.
@@fionasmith-bz8oxme too. Awful stuff.
My man got into a fight with a wizard 🪄
Lol. It did look, like he was casting a spell on him!
Neil has high physical defense but low magical defense, he understood it was time to back up
Good one lol. Or, Neil isn't following the directions of the marching bands drum major.
"You shall not pass!"
"Bring me my staff"
“Don’t make me get the stick, Neil!”
“Bluggggggggg”
🤦🏻♀️ “Alright give me the stick.”
😂
Love how he argued. Lol ❤❤❤
Imagine you’re a human and your name is Neil, but everyone refers you to you as,”human Neil.”
Underrated
Severely underrated
one of my uncle's name is neil. XD
Haha
That would be tough
tell me you're a town drunk without telling me you're a town drunk 😂😂😂
😂 even has the burps
yah, agressivly😂😂
Why did your comment make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He reminds me of Otis on The Andy Griffin Show.
Every night I walk home I keep getting into fist fights with this fat guy named Neil who has no fingers 🥴
Official: "don't make me take out the bonker."
Seal: "you wouldn't!"
**takes out bonker**
Seal: "I cant believe you done this."
Neil the seal is like "dude there's sharks in there"
This is in Tasmania, Neil is amazing! Met him.
Congrats!
My dude was STUNNED when this rude man pulled out a stick on him, with a lightbulb attached to it 😂
I love how he just lays down at the end, like "lets see who moves first! I bet you i dont"!😅
this is the sound of a young elephant seal, imagine him grown up with this attitude being twice as large.
Not twice as large, i'd estimate depending on a few factors thats he's in the start of the sexual maturity phase, so he'll probably grow another 25%
@@mortenosmann2213Some of the males look insanely huge. I’d say far more than 25%.
@@blahizake Yes absolutely, but thats more an oddity than an average. He's already a foot or two bigger than the man standing next to him, and in some cases they can grow twice the size, but rarely
They're going to need a muuuuch bigger bonk pole, then :o
"So what do you do for work?"
"Well..."
His so sassy. I love it ❤😂 you tell him this is your town now
This literally made me cry laughing. The way Neil just so halfheartedly tries to square up with the officer before giving up is beyond hilarious. Love that big chunky boy!
I love that this whole town just deal with his shenanigans!
This interaction was more civilized than most human interactions
You have a very sad interactions with humans if you think that most human interactions are less civil than this.
@@AmazingAutist if you think thats sad, then look at your uploads
Neil is better than most... no scratch that... better than every Bogan I've ever had an interaction with. 😂
WOW, amazing!! His response to the "wizard staff" is just incredible! More please!!❤
Ah yes, skillful demonstration of the seal hypnosis device
"I have a permit to park here"
"No, don't have it on me, what are you a cop?"
"You are a wizard? Do your worst."
The seal whisperer. That pole just hypnotizes.😅
Neil, stay out of the roads buddy! 😅
Neil has so much personality! I love him.
Neil's like ... not that stupid stick again?!! 🤦🏽♀️🤣
Many thanks to those who Neil gets in the way of, your patience and good humour is appreciated world wide !!!
Neil the Seal: “Every time I’m winning the argument you bring out the ball on a stick Steve, you know I hate it!!!”
Love seeing Neil... animals are so awesome.... he is definitely part of this community
The power emanating from that wand must be extraordinary.
The face he made had me thinking about a toddler throwing a tantrum and doing the big inhale and pause before scream crying. 🤣🤣🤣
The guy with one hand in pocket being so casual about it! 😂
He sure enjoys his stardom. Lol. He knows everyone is cool with him being in the way. Love the way he interacts with everyone. ❤
Thank u for saving him from going on the road ❤ and for ur patience
What's an excellent return. The camera, sets, faces, oh my, you definitely outdid yourself even the effects and stop motion is something that I absolutely appreciate. Mucking about is one of my favorite episodes of season 20, and you did incredible.
LOVE from AMERICA 🇺🇸 Thank uou people of Australia for the love and kindness you've shown My BELOVED Seal Our LOVABLE NEIL. One if my FAVORITE VIDEOS cause of NEIL. The BELOVED SEAL ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Legend has it that the conservationist is still trying to get Neil back into shore
Neil's many years of SEAL training keep him calm in situations like this 😅
Okay that was clean, well played maam
This should be up on top. ❤
😂😂😂
That's a clean one 😂😂
Ok, then wave it around over neil three times and say, there's no place like neil .😅
😂😂😂😅😅❤
😭🤣☝️💖🎉
👠 👠 🤭🫶🦭☘️
This is how people and animals should live together.
"Neil, you gotta move, mate..."
"Oh yeah? Make me."
My favorite part is the slow flop at the end
If bulldogs became aquatic, they’d sound like this
Neil-"they got the stick"
We ❤ Neil.... he sticks up for himself
Well the other guy has the stick at the moment
Gigantic Neil the Seal holding his ground with wild life offfical Blessings Always Diana Melbourne Australia
Be nice to him
Neil was like, “Good God man not the stick“ 😂❤
"Ah bugger, he brought the staff of power"
Gandolf.
Neil the Seal deserves his own channel!
He’s so sassy. I love Neil.
Its gonna suck with all these videos Neil becomes even more popular, a group of idiots get too close for a selfie, get attacked, and then Neil is killed for their stupidity.
Word.
I agree
That would be a tragedy 😢
That happened to a seal named Friea in Norway. Stupid humans getting to close and she paid the price with her life.😢
Nah nah nah let’s not go there pls mate
Theres a potential for deep and dark thoughts here 😢
Seal Gandalf seems like a pretty chill guy.
Neil is hilarious he lays down like "i only move for snacks, so unless you gotta snack im not moving "
❤Neils reaction 😮... no....not the stick😮 cant we talk this over?
Probably just wants to enjoy tge warmth of the tarmac... sweet boy, like they chill with him, someone get out there and make this guy a warm spot... 💚
Put up some cones and say road's out, GPS will tell you a different way
My life will never be the same now that i have heard of this seal. He's so cool. :)
Neil be traveling around like he owns the earth 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The seal was like “aye woah, listen buddy” 🤣
Only the scepter can control Neil.
He's like, "I shoulda been the one to take down Bin Laden! I was on leave and they didn't even call me!!!"
Niels funny 😂
At the end he's like ok I sits now
Bless you All ❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏 for taking good care of Neil👏👏👏👏👏👏
Neil the seal is too cool for school. Need one of those seals in every neighborhood. ; ) Too fun.
“Traffic’s blocked, get the Neil Stick”
Neil!! We love Neil. Much love from Canada!
He's just the local adorable town drunk......whom everybody loves for his antics❤❤❤❤naughty seal
I like to think that Neil is telling him why the seal is about to cross the road and the guy is just not having that kind of tomfoolery today. So he threatens to send him to the circus and even shows him the kind of tools they will be using there.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤👍
YEP could be off to the circus for Neil😂
I love Neil and his place in his community!!❤
You truly have a gift goodnees. i got chills! Your eyes show so much depth your so different or special i lack the words but wow thankyou for sharing your gift
Give him some damn food little man is hungry
😂😂😂😂
Has Neal missed a meal???😂
Don’t feed the seal. Last thing you want is him to be dependent on humans for food. He’s a wild animal and should hunt for his own food.
When you do a cold start in a Kawasaki.
This is to accurate I have a Kawasaki. 😂
Does nudging it with a stick work for the Kawasaki?
@proassassin8473 ahahahahah i was hoping to get at leaaast one other person who knows what where I'm coming from with this
@swish3814 i mean if its the starter than every now and again if the stick is long enough
@@proassassin8473Hahaha! I'm DEAF and I know that rattle! 🤣
I love good ol' humble rural New Zealand... with all their characters like Niel the Seal ❤
...especially how she said "Goodness Niel" and " Niel says no" 😂 God bless New Zealand
The goodness Neil took me out. 😂 He's a local celebrity for sure. ❤
This is NOT New Zealand chicka. It's 20 minutes from my house, in Tasmania, Australia.
@@SRWJ fr mate he's from Dunalley, about an 1hr from me, saw Neil coming back from eaglehawk couple weeks ago.
@@EightBucksTwenty is he the same seal that was visiting Cremorne a couple of years back?
I still don't know how a chick with an Islander name thought it was NZ 🤷🏼♀️😂
@@SRWJHumble ...😂 NZers think they are the centre of thé universe.
His eyeballs 😮 huge . Wow ❤❤❤
Really seems as if he just enjoys being cheeky and likes the human interaction 🤣
He just standing there... MEANACINGLY😂😂