Hammond, Clarkson and May Sat Nav Compilation

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มี.ค. 2021
  • Top gear and grand tour stars using satnav in their journey. The last clip of James was a show with Oz and i thought it would be funny.
    Send your ideas: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...
    Episodes
    japan 11.4
    Lexus lfa 19.2
    electric car Nissan 17.6
    Ferrari 458 review 15.6
    Romania 14.1
    sls 6.6
    rover James 19.5
    Patagonia
    p45 19.1
    Skoda yeti 16.1
    Peugeot 22.5
    gt suv swear words gt1.12
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ความคิดเห็น • 71

  • @KidneyFailureGaming
    @KidneyFailureGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    A SatNav that only goes to Poland is one of the greatest and funniest jokes Jeremy has ever spewed out. It's a classic.

    • @marjoh669
      @marjoh669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      UND EIN FAHNBHELT WILL LAST A THOSAND YEARS

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Big trafficators that go like that” 😂

    • @liamreid5407
      @liamreid5407 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If he was still presenting Top Gear, he’d joke about a quintessentially Russian car with a satnav that only goes to Ukraine.

    • @posterunkowytv
      @posterunkowytv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A SAT NAV TO POLAND KURWA

    • @darcycampbell2000
      @darcycampbell2000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day

  • @thelizardwizard3172
    @thelizardwizard3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "The Italians don't acknowledge the existence of Romania" is the best thing I've ever heard 2:30

    • @frasergibson5763
      @frasergibson5763 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Think that’s probably for the best, given the last experience he had with a Romanian Satnav. He almost died from laughter

  • @nothinghere7391
    @nothinghere7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "If you wouldn't mind turning left, that would be SSSSSmashing"

    • @faure9369
      @faure9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Smaashhing" you absolute lid

  • @Gersti96
    @Gersti96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    2:00 the uncertainty principle: one can know their speed or their location, but never both at the same time

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So Ferraris follow Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle? Good to know.

    • @flacjacket
      @flacjacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shriharihudli technically literally everything obeys the uncertainty principle.

  • @fahadahmad7088
    @fahadahmad7088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Excuse me.....I have just painted a gentleman's sausage....on a storm drain...."
    "Oh My!!!"

  • @55skull
    @55skull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I’d love to hear Clarkson saying “Oh no a terrible catastrophe has befallen me here” compilation!

  • @DrDM87
    @DrDM87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Can we have a compilation of Jeremy fixing that Porsche ?? “I’ve mended something” 🤣

    • @patrikpaller14
      @patrikpaller14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats like opening a treausre chest of possibilities. :D

  • @Neefew
    @Neefew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "you know where you are, but you don't know how fast you're going" - Clarkson's Uncertainty Principle

  • @lettuce984
    @lettuce984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “AMYS BACK! AMYS BACK! I PUSHED EVERYTHING NOW SHES BACK ON MY SCREEN! “

  • @thomasawl
    @thomasawl ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:30 i love how James may immediately starts looking for the Romanian satnav because it swears all the time.

    • @piotrbart6803
      @piotrbart6803 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or because they were in Romania.

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Romanian speaking pedant here; it isn't swearing all the time, it just sounds like it is. There is a difference, Romanian is just an unfortunate language that sounds a lot like swearing, especially when said in a weird robot voice with emphasis in the wrong place.
      Fun fact to make up for being pedantic: the Romanian word for 'bullshit', rahat, is directly borrowed from the Turkish 'rahat', meaning turkish delight, which I think is an absolutely fair assessment of a 'sweet' that tastes like soap and disappointment

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:07 I love the way the USA woman on the radio tells Clarkson which way he should be heading

  • @vampirecaptain7676
    @vampirecaptain7676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how that when Jeremy has a problem his solution is just depressed every button.

  • @medilyesoudhini7411
    @medilyesoudhini7411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Compilation idea: the chaps choosing roads that turn out to be bad and/or wrong.
    Examples: Jeremy in Burma choosing a bad road, Richard in Africa choosing a back road thinking there will be a hotel, Jeremy in Namibia leading them back to where they started, in Patagonia where Jeremy lead them through a forest, in Switzerland Hammond in the Rimac lead them through a very bad road etc...

    • @Maob08
      @Maob08 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      James May in Burma navigating them and making them go on the road that leads to Bangladesh

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath ปีที่แล้ว

      James navigating the Hovervan to a weir!

  • @susib9433
    @susib9433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Three old men and new technology just can't work without hilarity ensuing

  • @Chris.1812
    @Chris.1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Peugeot drivers bit they did has me in tears every time I watch it

  • @ahmedhameed4629
    @ahmedhameed4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:23 she didn’t 😂

  • @explorecorn
    @explorecorn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What got me is the SatNav call while he was being “attacked” by fighter planes 😂

  • @bittertruth0000
    @bittertruth0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fooking 😂🤣🤣

  • @a.jlewissonicski5278
    @a.jlewissonicski5278 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:27 SatNav: Is your destination Soaking?
    James May: No. Foo-king.
    SatNav: Clarking has been accepted which street should I select.

  • @Inspiration_YT_
    @Inspiration_YT_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:10 Imaging working as the GPS person and you just hear Jeremy say that! Now I'm imagining a 911 operator receiving a call and the caller just screaming, "I'm being attacked by fighter planes!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinkuruvilla2178
    @kevinkuruvilla2178 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jeremy of all people explaining Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in the clip with the Ferrari is quite interesting. 😂

  • @nunyabusiness8538
    @nunyabusiness8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love how the used to use amon tobin tracks in the background music in the early years. brilliant

  • @existent456
    @existent456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:42 “that’s clever” 😂😂😂

  • @fahadahmad7088
    @fahadahmad7088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love your work

  • @Nelykl27
    @Nelykl27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for keeping these going even though you've done everything already what a legend, if you havnt you should do them running or doing exercise

  • @trackerTM
    @trackerTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:49 - Genius design.

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I'm being attacked by fighter planes!"
    "And then I'd be _DOOOOMED!!!_ "

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:05 that’s why in Japanese that’s why you hear Japan speaking navigator talking to where you are going to

  • @finniansmith7697
    @finniansmith7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should do radio interactions next

  • @thebrochannel1113
    @thebrochannel1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That SatNav in Romania was saying shitz but they thought it was saying shit 🤣🤣

  • @Nicholas86753
    @Nicholas86753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Compilation of the three comparing (insulting) each other's cars

  • @adrielsebastian5216
    @adrielsebastian5216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot the one when they printed the long ass satnav instructions!

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:48 James May and Oz Clarke laughing at the satnav speaking Romanian

  • @saddowz9357
    @saddowz9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amy is back.. Amy is back

  • @mapk1516
    @mapk1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you do a compilation of everytime they say "Ambitious, and for the first time ever, successful!"

  • @PatrickN8
    @PatrickN8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is the last clip from that wine tour show thing? If so nice source for more footage

    • @DrDM87
      @DrDM87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oz & James wine tour
      I only watched for James & it turned out to be really good Oz Clark is a funny man

    • @ghillepig2
      @ghillepig2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes they did many seasons of James and oz and it's really great, also you can find them on youtube

    • @ghillepig2
      @ghillepig2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Found full clip of them, also it was season 1 of oz and James I'm pretty sure. th-cam.com/video/QMt5QblpR40/w-d-xo.html

    • @aarondcruz2458
      @aarondcruz2458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one's from Oz and James Drink to Britain, episode 4 I think

  • @patrickadamcruz3406
    @patrickadamcruz3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:32 Fooking.

  • @alesrybar8794
    @alesrybar8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am missing Richard typping that town start on F word in to nav

  • @tterryshenanigans1820
    @tterryshenanigans1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahaha "she didn't"

  • @chrisjohnson8557
    @chrisjohnson8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only real g's know the ending clip. Programme just of James may n his mate getting pissed on wine 😂

  • @anuraganand6053
    @anuraganand6053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:01 schrodinger's car?

  • @martinmar555
    @martinmar555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do a swimming one

  • @adammclaughlin845
    @adammclaughlin845 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Clarkson upset that he has 7 miles of charge but the nearest charging station is 45 miles away. He wants to live in the North. Our nearest charging station is in London

  • @alexthompson750
    @alexthompson750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:43 💀

  • @MrKrisztianNagy
    @MrKrisztianNagy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    yoooo

  • @mrtom2854
    @mrtom2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What season is the last clip from?

    • @el_freddo_94
      @el_freddo_94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oz Clarke and James May Wine program - Don't know the official title

    • @JB0071051982
      @JB0071051982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@el_freddo_94 Oz and James Drink to Britian is the official title of the program the last clip is from.

  • @labrat_09
    @labrat_09 ปีที่แล้ว

    XD 4:48