Note: Don't punch a shark in the nose unless you're above water. When you're underwater the water resistance slows down your punch making it essentially useless
I ran into a coyote face to face one time, I absolutely did not do the right I froze and they literally walked past me. I'm convinced when under pressure I turn invisible.
We have coyotes in our area and they normally run away from humans no matter what you do. One time I was walking along and one took off running away from me and I didn't even know he was there until he ran. I guess in other places they aren't as afraid of people, but here they seem to be,
+Ladondorf C.A. - Stop Motion Films A moose is a large animal with antlers that is found in the northern forests of America, Europe, and Asia. It is of the deer family. The plural form is moose, not mooses or meese. Though Mooses is a surname.
+D.J. Ryals no what I don't need is how to find the cube root of 125000 (it's 50 btw but why would I need to know that?) bit what would be important in life is what if I was hiking and a cougar came up to me? Now I know how to be safe and live!
to be honest humans are fast/slow but there are hundreds of animals that are faster than humans. Grizzly bear,cheetah,Collard lizard and pretty much every bird.
Rhett: "Let me see that thooooong!" Link: "Let me see that thong." Rhett: "Yeah." Link: "You really just said that? That's a hint?" Rhett: "Yeah." Link: "Okay. It is, it must be a Brazilian Wandering Spider." * moments later * "Hi, I'm Giovanna(?) from Brazil, and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality." Awkward.
On an other topic.... is anyone getting an add on basically every video now? They went away for a while and all of a sudden there's one on every single video and I can't skip it.
I think it's because they have to make more of dem TH-cam dollar dollar bills. Superwoman says that's the only way TH-camrs make money from the actual video other than sponsseres. People have to watch the ads for them to get money!
Was I the only one who got the last question right because of Metal Gear Solid 3 from The Fear? I saw Brazilian Wandering Spider and I hear The Fear talking about how potent the Brazillian Wandering Spider's venom is. "That bolt is coated with the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Soon the most exquisite pain will engulf your entire body. Your lungs will cease to draw breath. Eventually your heart will stop beating. Oh, but what fun would that be? Not a fitting death at all..." -The Fear. And yes, I'm a huge Metal Gear Solid fan. :) for life.....
Fun fact: Link saying the Brazilian Wandering spider being dangerous because it wanders is exactly why they are so dangerous. They always move day and night and wind up in houses, carrying the most potent spider venom in the world.
and i’m confused as to why they made that the right answer- the asian red legged is the least dangerous (bee sting equivalent) and the other two are extreeeemely venomous. just a little mistake i noticed!
+Jollyjammin Sam there's always a lot of back n forth with what is the best way to defend against certain animals, but bears you should never climb a tree, especially black bears, they can climb 20 feet in 2-3 seconds. Grizzly's can also climb trees just not as fast as black bears.
For those that aren’t aware, getting bit by a Brazilian wandering spider is the equivalent of ingesting an entire box of viagra and then dying 3 days later
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How to Survive Animal Attacks:
1) Stay inside
2) Watch GMM
Yes! 👍👏
What about the animal known as "relatives"?
Disclaimer: Does not work with pets.
+Ryan schone he said inside, there is no law that says that the in laws HAVE to come inside 😂
+Trippy Tall unless you have your own room :P (and the pet is not in the same room)
2:06 That moment Link ponders firing the entire crew, lol.
If past lives are real, I think Link was an angry king who beheaded those who opposed him haha
Omg true lol!
+ragingfiip so funny
+00Grunk QUICK, EVERYBODY SEARCH THROUGHOUT HISTORY FOR A RUTHLESS MEMBER OF ROYALTY WHO HATED TOMATOES AND HAD A BAD GAG REFLEX!
***** IT CHECKS OUT
On the moose question : E - Close the door
Genius.
Genius.
+Funky Cipher Cat ?
???
Oh my gosh! I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought that! :)
"I was attacked by a toodler,and I wish I would've ran away" Link Neal 2015
Lol
Neal, sorry
+Manmeet Sandhu I thought you felt bad for Link, I didn't realize you were correcting them.
+Camryn Cutter (camyflauge)
Haha
+Jaime Daccache Yeah I was once attacked by a tooler.... It was not very amused by how bad my spelling was.
Best shirt ever Link
More stoppe keep
pls play more univers sandbox 2
Hey Draegast!
I was about to comment the same thing
"Let me see that thooooOOOOOOOong" -Rhett (2015)
Lol
+supreme curt then right after they have a video of someone from brazil..what are they trying to say? :v
+WesM369 lol I didn't notice that XD
69 th like
+Erica C hellos
This is always such a great start to my morning.
thanks boys!
I know!!!
+ChadWithaJ your welcome
The only thing that makes Mondays bareable
+Kitsune Neko Haha!
Keep calm
And
Draw An Anti Sea Bear Circle
not an oval, a circle
+seidimeow Are you wearing your anti-sea rhinoceros under garments?
lmao
+Matthew Clark OMG, YES!!! I friggin' approve!.... Anybody got a flashlight, and a upside-down Sombrero? :D
haha that episode was too awesome. thanks for reminding me
+seidimeow That was pretty Clear Instruction.Thank you.
Note: Don't punch a shark in the nose unless you're above water. When you're underwater the water resistance slows down your punch making it essentially useless
+ShellyTheSeal Note: fish are friends not food
William Greene Except bloody dolphins
Dolphins are mammals
Jamie Jackson The joke
your head
NAAAAH FOR REALLZZZZ ?
Pros of being ill: off school so I can watch GMM early
Cons of being ill: being ill
I'm ill too let's be ill buddies😷😷😊😊
I literally am up this late because I'm sick too.
Me too. Let's be sick buddies👥👥
ill party 😷🍵🍵😷
yay we can all unite over our weak immune systems
WILL IT DUMPLING??!!!!
YES
This needs to happen
Yesss!
Absolutely!!
Will it shampoo
10:30 I like how the nearby pet store has the worlds most dangerous spider in a container somewhere.
Me: "What'S ThiS CreATurE?"
Pet store owner: Oh only the most dangerous spider in the Eastern hemisphere
Me"🤯
I ran into a coyote face to face one time, I absolutely did not do the right I froze and they literally walked past me. I'm convinced when under pressure I turn invisible.
We have coyotes in our area and they normally run away from humans no matter what you do. One time I was walking along and one took off running away from me and I didn't even know he was there until he ran. I guess in other places they aren't as afraid of people, but here they seem to be,
Coyotes won't usually attack humans, they're naturally scared of us. Running is probably the only wrong thing to do.
+Yuri Lewd Nice pic
+Yuri Lewd Me and a friend ran into one when we were 13 yrs old and it just looked at us and walked away.
+Random Guy Forever Everything there is trying to kill you
I watch gmm more than I watch the news lol
Tbh I think ive never watched a full news segment ever 😐
Hey I watch the news I'm 18 btw it's just I watch more gmm it's just better in my opinion
Better than watching the world fall apart lol
+Caleb Cotto Im 22 and i never watch news, i read them online ;)
Me too
I dont think Coyote Peterson would appreciate you jabbing him with a stick.
It has got to be one of the best feelings when you wake up to a new GMM episode. Perfect way to start your Monday :)
fii1111111111111iiiirrrrrst
sometimes I just go in to the comments to look for yours lmao
you are evrywhere dude
+Vouch Wenger Goals
+Vouch Wenger he has become famous in the comments
Uvula: the hangy-down thing.
Or as Link calls it the "goozle"
+Stefne H, you know what? You might be right about that lol
+Stefne H ya a goozle is an atoms apple i just looked it up
Depends on how many guys you've dated.
For the moose one just close the door XD
Or say, "NO SAMMY!" And proceed to slam the door in its face.
+TheGirlOfManyFandoms DEAN LET ME BE FREE
+Oshowatt7 It would break through with its antlers...
It might find its way into Invader Zim if you close the door on it.
Moose are FRIENDLY
only to reveal an angry MOOSEN! A FLOCK OF ANGRY MOOSEN! OUT IN THE WOODS, IN THE WOODSEN!
Lol I get it :3 don't forget your boxen of doughnuts :3
+Alfred O i believe its just moose
I love this joke.
You're an imbecilen.
matt atherton Brian Reagan
Meese is not a word.
+Ladondorf C.A. - Stop Motion Films A moose is a large animal with antlers that is found in the northern forests of America, Europe, and Asia. It is of the deer family. The plural form is moose, not mooses or meese. Though Mooses is a surname.
+Ladondorf C.A. - Stop Motion Films Meese is a word, such as geese is the plural form of goose
+Swift DaSesy You do realise the plural of moose is moose right?
+Gothic Inferno you means moses lol
they do. It's just GMM silliness. Meese is a funny word.
Chase in that bunny costume is adorb.
Chase is adorable in general but, true.
On the moose question : Close the door!
+Katelyn Beahm lol thats what i was thinking
TheCsel lol
+Katelyn Beahm You don't think a moose could break it down?
cahlos 11 ikr
No climb up a tree they can't climb
Why did my school never teach me this stuff? 😣
ikr
+IceDragon2015 Because you'll probably never need to know it.
+D.J. Ryals You will also probably never need to use algebra, but they teach that.
+D.J. Ryals no what I don't need is how to find the cube root of 125000 (it's 50 btw but why would I need to know that?) bit what would be important in life is what if I was hiking and a cougar came up to me? Now I know how to be safe and live!
Karolyn Keyser If you happen to go hiking, spend your own time learning this, you learn math because it's used a lot more often.
1:54 THANK YOU DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE
WHO ELSE LOVES LINK'S SHIRT?😍
LINK OMG YOUR SHIRT! OMG I LOVE IT
Wat is it I've been seeing it everywhere but can't find Wat it is
It's from the movie Gremlins
4:56 or just close the door😂😂
moose can easily smash doors open
I was thinking the same 🙂👍
Avenged RC same
Avenged RC omfg he said meese. MEESE! THAT'S NOT A THING!! *THE PLURAL OF MOOSE IS MOOSE!!!*
i think they know that
What has four legs and an arm??
The animals in the questions Link got wrong
+seidimeow What has 8 arms and 7 legs. The front row on an Alton Towers rollercoaster.
+TheGamingCat924 KANYE FOR PRESIDENT!
pls no kanye near my comments petition
+seidimeow *please
Qwertyuiopazs :D I was trying to be casual about the whole ordeal
As soon as I saw the Chaster Bunny I had to stop and make sure I had thumbed up this video. That was so funny!
Lol
If an angry Jared Padalecki showed up at my cabin door, I would just ask him what was wrong. That's just me, though.
Ask where Jensen Ackles is
Margaret Herbretty lol!
Margaret Herbretty Sam 4 da win
Same!!!
oh my god the supernatural fandom is everywhere
You can outrun a snail
why would you do that?
To show the snail that we are the superior race...er. The animal kingdom is all about dominance, you must show that snail the we humans are better.
+Evan Shepherd I get it
And a turtle, and probably a few other things! :)
to be honest humans are fast/slow but there are hundreds of animals that are faster than humans. Grizzly bear,cheetah,Collard lizard and pretty much every bird.
Generally you won't even see the cougar before it kills you.
I didn't see it when one killed me too
The Roadrunner does not say 'beep beep,' it's 'meep meep.'
+Louise Belcher omg louise wasup
Killers Love Just my rabbit ears. ;-)
+Louise Belcher Tina is way cooler than you!
It just says meep, and they loop it lol
Your right! And the coyote needs a chef hat and a pot full of boiling water.
But why would you punch a cougar for sitting next to you though?
Kitty Kat Exactly, had that happened to me, I think in my mind I'd be thinking one of two things, 1. "Got Milk?" or 2. "Oh look kitty:3"
+Kitty Kat judging by your name, there's no suprise there lol
I survived a bee sting! I'm proud of myself!
I've never been stung. YET
I am terrified of bees been stung about 11 times
+Meccarox same
+James Combs u sir ARE A HERO . i got stung by a drone and i cried WAS 22 (24 now :D)
Be happy bee stings do kill people.
Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love your shirt in this vid
so do I!!!!!!
Why wasn't there a song biscuits on Saturday
They have to get more of them..
Yeah?
+tash brockwell I was wondering the same thing
Animation takes time...
+Rythaze it does 😂
Rhett: "Let me see that thooooong!"
Link: "Let me see that thong."
Rhett: "Yeah."
Link: "You really just said that? That's a hint?"
Rhett: "Yeah."
Link: "Okay. It is, it must be a Brazilian Wandering Spider."
* moments later *
"Hi, I'm Giovanna(?) from Brazil, and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality."
Awkward.
Lol
4 years ago 😭😭 time flies by fast, back when link had his hair down
What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend?
A stone.
NoooooOoooOoooOOO
+CementCake lol
I get it
+Isaac Stevens Uhh, what's that got to do with this video?
+Isaac Stevens depends what its made of really...
The plural of moose is moose
It was a joke😐
+Lauren Blair *meeses
Google search it there is no plural of moose
Google search it there is no plural of moose
+Lauren Blair WOOOOSHH
Hm, did anyone hear that? Hm... Sounded like a joke passing over someone's head...
Play dead until your dead. Genius
On an other topic.... is anyone getting an add on basically every video now? They went away for a while and all of a sudden there's one on every single video and I can't skip it.
I know
I think it's because they have to make more of dem TH-cam dollar dollar bills. Superwoman says that's the only way TH-camrs make money from the actual video other than sponsseres. People have to watch the ads for them to get money!
Remember the days when TH-cam didn't really have ads... U would get one every 7 videos . I miss those dayz
+Chanelle Ruest Wait an add for what? Are you getting a raise? Why are there adds?!
+Chanelle Ruest Uninstall the youtube app on google chrome. Install adblock add-on. Profit.
Isn't the plural of moose, moose? (Not Meese)
i think they were just messing around
It is
The confused looking Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction profile pic works great for the comment.
Shhhhh it's a secret
If the word mouse didn't exist I would call a group of moose mouse
I love Link's Gizmo shirt 😂
*Yeah, I **_need_** that in my life!*
Was I the only one who got the last question right because of Metal Gear Solid 3 from The Fear? I saw Brazilian Wandering Spider and I hear The Fear talking about how potent the Brazillian Wandering Spider's venom is. "That bolt is coated with the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Soon the most exquisite pain will engulf your entire body. Your lungs will cease to draw breath. Eventually your heart will stop beating. Oh, but what fun would that be? Not a fitting death at all..." -The Fear. And yes, I'm a huge Metal Gear Solid fan. :) for life.....
Did you get the Phantom Pain ? :D
Deez Nutz You betcha! Phantom Pain is Game of the Year in my book! :)
What about if you ran into the thing on Link's shirt?
You don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.
I love when Link says nekkid. Forever southern.
My answer for the moose one:
Call Dean Winchester and say Sammy is a angry again.
Yep That's how Supernatural would get me killed. XD
DeadlyYoshi I MADE A VERY SIMILAR JOKE😂😂😂
I love links shirt
YAY GIZMO
Rhett and Link should do the whip nae nae :D
*insert something clever here*
You
Where?! (looks around)
Not you
time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana
+Jon Snow hi how do you doing I am awosome
1:29 i live in Pittsburgh. :) it always makes me happy when random stuff mentions Pgh, it seems to happen a lot...
i only got 2 right...i'm gonna die.
same ☺
+Shannon F lucky, I didnt get any!!!!!!!
I live there too and I feel the exact same whenever it's mentioned.
+Shannon F I live in Pittsburgh too, haha, and I have the same reaction whenever anyone mentions it.
2:13 *face palm* GRIZZLYS CLIMB TREES
Fun fact: Link saying the Brazilian Wandering spider being dangerous because it wanders is exactly why they are so dangerous. They always move day and night and wind up in houses, carrying the most potent spider venom in the world.
and i’m confused as to why they made that the right answer- the asian red legged is the least dangerous (bee sting equivalent) and the other two are extreeeemely venomous. just a little mistake i noticed!
For the moose one I would just call squirrel
I would just close the door lol
Why does the 4th choice have to be ridiculously funny every time xD
Grizzly bears can't climb trees, black bears can, therefore I thought it was climb a tree for number 1.
Grizzly bears can definitely climb trees...actually I think polar bears are the only ones that can't.
They can. The only bears that cant climb trees are bears on isolated islands and polar bears.
They can most definitely can climb, though you'd probably be dead before it had the opportunity.
+Jollyjammin Sam there's always a lot of back n forth with what is the best way to defend against certain animals, but bears you should never climb a tree, especially black bears, they can climb 20 feet in 2-3 seconds. Grizzly's can also climb trees just not as fast as black bears.
The Brazilian Viagra spider
Rhett's hair on fleek holy
Meese XD
Isn't the Brazilian wandering spider the one that gives you the fatal painful long lasting erection?
yep it does , its like a viagra but alive
For those that aren’t aware, getting bit by a Brazilian wandering spider is the equivalent of ingesting an entire box of viagra and then dying 3 days later
I wonder will they ever run out of ideas
No
+Benjamin Suba neverrrrrrr
They reply to comments?
+Benjamin Suba I guess they do. They haven't before.
Or D Tobey Maguire😂😂😂
The wheel was the funniest part in this episode lol
"meese"
"Nacked" really link
Nekked*
+Deez Nutz yah :
Nekkid***
that bird was shure happy to spin the wheel of mythicality, even though it dosent know what it is
The plural of moose is moose lol
I survived the attack of Loki... My cat.
the Chaster Bunny music made me so happy 😂
GMM
+Cole Tracy yep
+Good Mythical Morning Holy crud you are the real one!
+Wisam Zeidan it's probably just the team not really link or Rhett
I know but still
there's nothing u can do when u come across a grizzly....u're just screwed...trust me
that was a sneaky ending xD wise guys lmao
couldnt you close the door on the moose? :L
on the moose one call Dean. reply spn if you get it
Spn
+sophia hunter I got that ;)
Just like you tell Dean you're being chased by a moose and he just screams "SAMMY!"
I would close the door
i love supernatural!
Link your lack of animal smarts never ceases to astounds me.
I like how everyone is giving out random advices like their experts or something
No need when you take Taekwondo classes. 😎👊
I'm in taekwondo!
you'll end like that guy attacking the lions
Wtf or Itf?
True 👊🏼😎✊🏼
👊😎☠️
why did the overconident magnet talk suit link so well??? XD XD XD
1st
Link really suits that colour :D
Loved the ridiculous answer options and the background stories to the questions.
Rhett: This video can save your life!
Me: *clicks new video*
2:04 I laughed so hard at what Link said! LOL!
Like a great man once said "You don't have to be fast, just faster than the other people runnin."
I love Link’s Gremlin shirt!
Lol Rett when you made the howling noise all of my pets looked up
4:24 I thought Rhett said "While twerking on his novel.." 😂😂😂
0:30 "I need to brush up on my animal defense mechanisms.
As you can tell by my shirt."
For the moose question...you heard knocking at the door...wouldn't you just shut the door? LOL
Chase is so cute in the bunny costume lol.
The moose question... if he was in his cabin.. why didn't he just shut his door LMAO.
I love Link's shirt!
that dude does not get paid enough xD
I want to thank you guys for not forgetting about Maine. I'm from Maine a lot people forget Maine is a place so thank you for including it in a video.
Oh wow! Look at the Chasterbunny :D That's way too cute
4:48 how about close the door?
You can't scare Moose, Moose is fearless... But you can attract a Squirrel by leaving out pie