Last Action Hero Longplay (Sega Genesis) [QHD]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Game Info
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Developer: Bits Studios
Publisher: Sony Imagesoft
Year of Release: 1993
Game Review & Impressions
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Despite being one of big Arnie's more divisive movies, I actually quite enjoyed Last Action Hero. Sure, it's nowhere near the giddy heights of Predator or Terminator 2, but it's a reasonable enough outing for the former Mr. Olympia, despite its flaws. Unsurprisingly, various games based on the move launched about the same time as the cinematic launch, but I'd never played any of them until now.
Unfortunately, I wish it could have stayed that way. This has to be one of the worst excuses for a game I've ever played, and I'd have been seriously cheesed off if I'd paid good money for this back in the day.
The "game" is split into a series of sections based on scenes from the movie. These alternate between crap beat 'em up and crap driving sections, offering absolutely zero entertainment value. In fact, the title should have been Lost Action - Zero, because the "action" went AWOL, that's for sure. The fighting sections involve little more than repeatedly punching the same 3 enemies over and over until the game decides to let your progress, only to repeat the process. The piece de resistance has to be the rooftop fight where you have to punch -- PUNCH! -- rockets back at a helicopter to blow it up. Utter crap!
Just to rub salt in the wounds, the main sprite looks absolutely nothing like Jack Slater/Arnold Schwarzenegger. I would hazard a guess the developers didn't have the rights to use his likeness because you never see Slater's face in any of the cutscenes and his presence is completely absent from the title screen. All we have is some balding dude in a camel-coloured coat and red shirt who looks like a rather sweaty nightclub bouncer instead of the musclebound mega-movie star.
With absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, this should never have been released. A more fitting title would have been "Lost Action - Zero", because this an experience completely devoid of action or fun.
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Really digging the definitely-not-at-all maddening GEMS soundtrack.
"You killed Moa Zart!"
"Whom?!"
"Moa Zart"
"I can't remember...I killed a lot of people" 😂
That gag was "meta" before "meta" was even a thing.
That first stage theme is way too cheery for the stage it's set to.
Are you kidding me? Slap-happy music while men are getting punched, explosions are exploding and our hero is fighting against an axe maniac hellbent on murdering schoolchildren is totally fitting! What are you talking about?? (J/K)
This game looks awesome!!
Wow, thats one of the saddest excuses for an Arnold I've seen. And there are many sad excuses for Arnolds in games out there.
I can't get over the wacky music and Random Guy as the hero. Never had a chance to play this one back in the day and I'm totally fine with that, even though it's hilariously corny and I love corny games.
It looks way to mindnumbing for the kind of corny but fun trash game.
I have played this game here on SNES when I was a kid.
That Arnie sprite looks more like Mike Stoklasa
Who is that?
@@badhabit714 some hack
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SLAAAATEEEEER 😹🤘!!!
I think that this game us better than others made from movies... at keadt this game doesnt have pitching sounds that are reppeatedly deadly to my ears.
I saw that this game is so difficult to play, and yet AL dud it awesomely cool and almost perfectly.
Keep doing it, AL!!! You are awesome ❤👍🏻
awesome game ☺️
Dude how do you that the jump kick side ways?
The film is so good (that opening scene on the rooftop with Jack the Ripper is pure horror gravy, and I love the fake Hamlet trailer), but god, I hated this game. I don't think I ever got past the first stage because the design is so unorthodox that only a complete fool would have approved it at the studio.
some games are best watched being played. a generic guy beating up other generic men. looks and sounds awful 😬go watch the movie instead
No lo pude terminar, se hace aburrido después de un rato xd
What a bad game, holy sheet!
Still, GGWP!
Ah the peak of Arnold’s hubris 😂 - other than True Lies soon after, his career started to decline before he found his second act as Governor. Since then… meh.
Them tire screech sounds are awful lol
The music is so annoying 😂