Y'all learnt about the insane Disgusting modern addiction yesterday and cryin that other people don't know what this ultra niche hyperspecific creepy fetish
I have no clue how you manage to get these edits together so quickly! I love how you'll include not just the jokes themselves but lead-ups, that extra context makes stuff hit so much funnier. Thanks as always 👍
The Great Raiding is probably the most controversial bit of the year so far. I found it funny as fuck but I can see how it would be annoying to those watching live. Ludwig's POV during it was so sad WHOMEGALUL.
@@stwabewwwy ? Because he has a contract with TH-cam and is legally obligated to. Has been for a couple years. If you mean why TH-cam > Twitch then that's a bit harder to answer lol.
Im hoping well get another collab soon. I forget which streamer said it but when they mentioned that theyd use "this discord server to set more things up in the future"
Jerma really found an exploit that destroys Twitch metrics, might even ruin the future monetizability of five of his friends' channels for MONTHS down the road, and his whole reaction to it is just "That's so funny". The money changed him.
Jerma is slowly slipping back into yesteryear's decade of TF2 and simpler times. It won't be long before he turns from a 40-year-old boomer streamer back to his prime, where he will eventually be unstoppable.
god cheltie i’m sorry there’s so much complaining going on in the comments of more recent edits. it really sucks to see people treating you like some sort of on-demand service that they’re entitled to instead of a human being editing for fun. you did a massive favor for the community during 2ndjerma’s enormous backlog and i hope more viewers give you the respect you deserve ❤
@@HabitualThinker at the time I commented this a good portion of the comment sections on cheltie’s videos had many people complaining about how cheltie wasn’t uploading as quickly and nitpicking that they didn’t like the highlights chosen lot harder to find those comments now, most of them are deleted
It’s a penis stretching exercise. And to balance that out, let me take this moment to share the gospel with you. Jesus doesn’t expect you to be righteous against your nature. He wants to make you a new creation with a new nature through the supernatural power of His perfect death and resurrection. He became sin so that you might become the righteousness of God. Anyone who tells you that you can work your way to heaven is lying. “You will seek Me and find Me when you search for me with all your heart.” Jeremiah 29:13 Have a nice day.
Jerma is the least intimidating man on the planet, he's like a dude that would lead a 4th grade class around a planetarium and act EXACTLY as excited as all the kids, until they all start getting a little bit freaked out, at which point he suddenly morphs (like the animorph way) into a diorama of the solar system
Hearing about sniper being really good in mvm is always really funny to me cause i remember getting kicked from a public mvm server cause i wanted to play sniper and the people there were convinced he was useless in the game mode
@@Deadbeatcow MvM players are a different breed, they will kick you out for not being optimal and then they will kick you out for being optimal. I'm not kidding, Tacobot (one of the biggest community of tryhard toxic MvM players) has a whole black list of people they avoid only because they use gas passer (the fuel canister weapon that Jerma was using) because it's too good.
What do you want me to cut from sorcery anyway? I wouldn't consider those streams as having a major amount of downtime. I DID edit sorcery before, over 100 hours of it, but it's just such a bad game to edit - if you cut too little, why not just watch the vod then? if you cut too much story gets too confusing to follow and edit sucks. I don't have fun editing sorcery because it's simply so hard to get it to flow well, and if I'm not having fun then the video itself is gonna be rushed and not that great.
@@Virutosah I'm saying sorcery specifically doesn't have a lot of down time, others streams do. People usually don't care what game jerma is playing, it's like background noise to most, but sorcery is different. People are there for the story and well, entire stream is constant progression of said story; there simply isn't anything to cut. Not every stream is a candidate for funnies, 99% of sorcery streams is reading the story, there's a reason why jerma's sorcery streams get less viewers than his normal ones, it's just a different type of stream. If you think I only focus on funny moments then the sorcery highlight would be 2 minutes long. You might as well just watch the twitch clips if you are only here for those moments, my edits usually include a lot of padding and talking about random things to make it flow better. I don't see the point spending the entire day on editing something when I just know I won't enjoy editing it and I know it won't come out good, simple as that. I don't owe edits to anyone, I edit what I personally want, and I don't wanna pump out slop highlights even though it would benefit the channel; I'm here to provide somewhat decent highlights, If I can't do it I'll simply skip a stream.
Jermaclips's edit highlights only the first hour, not all three; his edit ends after the first game, which is 20:19 in this edit. But even then who cares? Each editor has own take on pacing and stuff like picking what to include so different people will prefer different edits, not pointless at all. Pretty weird that jermaclips doesn't disclose that its not a full highlight for people who don't watch vods, but oh well! edit: they now disclosed it
watch whose style you like better, it's not a competition, everyone is doing it for fun. I dislike having chat on screen 24/7 so i only include it very rarely for very specific jokes, I am a fan of 2ndjerma style of edits and that's what I aim to imitate.
I don't think Ludwig is cringe, rather has a style more geared for a younger fanbase. him with this group low-key feels out of element because no one laughed at anything he said besides jerma, kind of was just an awkward silence more than half of the time lol@@Solvent6368
![Jerma Streams -Team Fortress 2 (Part 5) Mann vs. Machine [with Ster, DougDoug, Ludwig, Poke, &Vinny]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SsDeZ6bSgEI/mqdefault.jpg)
ster and vinny is a sleeper hit combo. overall amazing cast of gamers here
A combo I never knew how good it could be but subconciously always wanted
Ster and Ludwig would probably work well together. I think Ster would like him if they ever meet
They gave! During the Who Will Replace Jerma stream they were both judges during the american idol bit@@Jaroba
He should meet Ludwig, Ster would like him.
@@RookieBalboa we're talking about ster i think he'd like ludwig
Dream blunt rotation
Lmaooo
Jerma is Jerma sober, why would i wanna deal with Jerma high off his ass
Lmaoo fr
dreams not in the video?
@@LordShrimpTyberosbecause then he plays phlog pyro
22:28
my favorite bit. ster just jumped right down his throat in an instant.
Ster is an instigator
Ster makes Jerma seem sane 😍
He's such a hater. They truly are madly in love
So funny
ster was cookin this stream
22:46 His confused face...he's so Decrepit and old he doesn't know what gooning is how pure ❤
Y'all learnt about the insane Disgusting modern addiction yesterday and cryin that other people don't know what this ultra niche hyperspecific creepy fetish
Jerma's my favorite streamer because he's wholesome enough that you know he isn't a gooner, but relatable enough that you know he zerks off 😊
His hair, everyday he gets closer to becoming that patrick bateman deepfake irl
22:47 Vinny's vocabulary has been irreparably damaged from the Jelqing for Joy incident
31:02 “Infinite Viewers” starts here
thanks
@@soggos732 No worries
I have no clue how you manage to get these edits together so quickly! I love how you'll include not just the jokes themselves but lead-ups, that extra context makes stuff hit so much funnier. Thanks as always 👍
Another day of imagining a stream for this "Jerma" guy
He’s the funniest shared delusion
i love that you put ster first in the list of names. you really know who we look for first.
15:00 Courage the cowardly dog type noise
I feel like the Raider Roulette is going to become a policy change in Twitch's TOS.
I haven't played tf2 in a long time but I love that his first piece of advice is play scout in MvM and use bonk atomic punch to become invincible
all he had to say was "scout runs fast and jumps high" and he immediately went into specific stuff lmao
«We lost 14 dollars, and I’m FUCKING mad about it»
The Great Raiding is probably the most controversial bit of the year so far. I found it funny as fuck but I can see how it would be annoying to those watching live. Ludwig's POV during it was so sad WHOMEGALUL.
Why? What made it kinda sad?
@@JoNarDLoLz he was just sweating trying to play/carry + he can't join in the fun because TH-cam streaming haha
@@arrowheaded Is there a reason he was streaming on TH-cam?
@@stwabewwwy he has an exclusivity contract with TH-cam so it would go against that contract to stream on Twitch.
@@stwabewwwy ? Because he has a contract with TH-cam and is legally obligated to. Has been for a couple years. If you mean why TH-cam > Twitch then that's a bit harder to answer lol.
Im hoping well get another collab soon. I forget which streamer said it but when they mentioned that theyd use "this discord server to set more things up in the future"
Jerma revealing that slicked back mullet for the gamba segment was 🧑🍳🤌
Jerma really found an exploit that destroys Twitch metrics, might even ruin the future monetizability of five of his friends' channels for MONTHS down the road, and his whole reaction to it is just "That's so funny".
The money changed him.
Technically Doug was the one to bring it up cause he kept doing drive by raids on parkzer
Its crazy to see him playing such an Iconic game for the first time.
22:48 only after rewatching the video did i realize poke was saying "jelq" not "jump"
This was so much fun to watch
I love when people play TF2 for the first time they are shocked you can all play as the same class
Big ups Cheltie absolute goat as always! 👍🏽❤
I'll never get enough of Ster bullying Jerma
17:14 i like how ster starts talking about australiums yet they aren’t even playing the right missions to get one
You can get Australiums on any Tour now
@@matchanavi not *any* tour iirc, but you can get them on the one they were playing!
the part closer to the end was so fucking funny lmao
Always wild to see ludwig and vinny interact. Idk why, it makes sense, but WORLD COLLIDE is such a strange thing in the streamer/youtuber world
If you're an oneyplays fan, here's some of that weirdness - tomar knows jerma from eons ago, and Vinny did a stream with Lyle a long time ago as well
Any time chat misbehaves you just send them out on a raid, and the good ones will come back.
The fact that EVERY single thing Poke says is the funniest thing in the world to Jerma is the funniest thing in the world to me.
22:46 our poor chastity andy doesn't know what they're talking about
Jerma is slowly slipping back into yesteryear's decade of TF2 and simpler times. It won't be long before he turns from a 40-year-old boomer streamer back to his prime, where he will eventually be unstoppable.
21:42 fortunate son plays in my head during this part
MvM streams are unexpected in society.
I would love to see a video of everyone's POV
When Vinny raided Ster, I kept Vin's stream in another tab so I could be in two channels at once lol.
collab of the year fr
I honestly didn't know this but I legit thought sniper would be shit in MvM but the exploding head-thing Vinny did really rocked
Equip the pen
Ah yes my favourite Disney Pixar film: The Aquatic Movie
god cheltie i’m sorry there’s so much complaining going on in the comments of more recent edits. it really sucks to see people treating you like some sort of on-demand service that they’re entitled to instead of a human being editing for fun. you did a massive favor for the community during 2ndjerma’s enormous backlog and i hope more viewers give you the respect you deserve ❤
I to this day have not seen a single comment that would make this comment make sense
@@HabitualThinker at the time I commented this a good portion of the comment sections on cheltie’s videos had many people complaining about how cheltie wasn’t uploading as quickly and nitpicking that they didn’t like the highlights chosen
lot harder to find those comments now, most of them are deleted
Can someone cure me of this Jerma brainworm I have?
They Do Exist
Someone please I dont know what Jelquing / Jelping is and I don’t wanna look it up 😩
You basically yank on your dick until you “microtear” the skin a bunch to try to make it bigger and it wont do shit and hurt for a while.
It’s a penis stretching exercise. And to balance that out, let me take this moment to share the gospel with you. Jesus doesn’t expect you to be righteous against your nature. He wants to make you a new creation with a new nature through the supernatural power of His perfect death and resurrection. He became sin so that you might become the righteousness of God. Anyone who tells you that you can work your way to heaven is lying.
“You will seek Me and find Me when you search for me with all your heart.” Jeremiah 29:13
Have a nice day.
@@jacksobrooks Mega W
The stars have aligned
jerma discovers the wonders of vinnys pasive
Seeing a sniper called "Vinesauce" gave me slight ptsd not gonna lie
He played tf2 once and then they started making bots named after him
i fucking love poke
Why doesn't Cheltie not post highlights of the Sorcery streams?
tbh if i were to have the chance to play with jerma in a voice call, I would be super intimidated by the guy. just saying lol
I wouldn't be scared, Jerma would be chunks on the ground by the time the call is over
Jerma is the least intimidating man on the planet, he's like a dude that would lead a 4th grade class around a planetarium and act EXACTLY as excited as all the kids, until they all start getting a little bit freaked out, at which point he suddenly morphs (like the animorph way) into a diorama of the solar system
@@ALTVRA idk maybe im too sub lol
@@colonelcrab4772 i would start gobbling up the chunks
I would be way more scared of his chat's reaction to me than him lmao.
this stream was on my birthday :) :D
Happy brithday!
@@bpop2148 thanks b pop :-)
Sad birthday! >:)
Neutral birthday :|
(fr tho happy birthday 2 u!)
logwig
15:50 this is so autistic/OCD coded he's just like me fr
Very cool!
HES SO FUCKING HIGH
Sniper in MvM is crucial, explosive headshot is OP, makes sense to give to the new player lol
Hearing about sniper being really good in mvm is always really funny to me cause i remember getting kicked from a public mvm server cause i wanted to play sniper and the people there were convinced he was useless in the game mode
@@joelnub9547I mean, it’s good if you know, next to useless if you don’t
@@joelnub9547that's insane, imagine getting booted out of a game for playing a character in the game 😭
@joelnub9547 Sniper can be less effective on Two Cities maps. Hes still good just not OP and broken like on Big Rock or Mannworks
@@Deadbeatcow MvM players are a different breed, they will kick you out for not being optimal and then they will kick you out for being optimal.
I'm not kidding, Tacobot (one of the biggest community of tryhard toxic MvM players) has a whole black list of people they avoid only because they use gas passer (the fuel canister weapon that Jerma was using) because it's too good.
epic
Muahahahaha
Muhahaha?
It's been 15 hours since the Sorcery stream... Where is my well edited cut, Cheltie
i don't edit sorcery
@@Cheltie L
What do you want me to cut from sorcery anyway? I wouldn't consider those streams as having a major amount of downtime. I DID edit sorcery before, over 100 hours of it, but it's just such a bad game to edit - if you cut too little, why not just watch the vod then? if you cut too much story gets too confusing to follow and edit sucks. I don't have fun editing sorcery because it's simply so hard to get it to flow well, and if I'm not having fun then the video itself is gonna be rushed and not that great.
you can possibly make that argument for every Jerma stream, we're here for the funniest not the VOD
@@Virutosah I'm saying sorcery specifically doesn't have a lot of down time, others streams do. People usually don't care what game jerma is playing, it's like background noise to most, but sorcery is different. People are there for the story and well, entire stream is constant progression of said story; there simply isn't anything to cut. Not every stream is a candidate for funnies, 99% of sorcery streams is reading the story, there's a reason why jerma's sorcery streams get less viewers than his normal ones, it's just a different type of stream. If you think I only focus on funny moments then the sorcery highlight would be 2 minutes long. You might as well just watch the twitch clips if you are only here for those moments, my edits usually include a lot of padding and talking about random things to make it flow better. I don't see the point spending the entire day on editing something when I just know I won't enjoy editing it and I know it won't come out good, simple as that. I don't owe edits to anyone, I edit what I personally want, and I don't wanna pump out slop highlights even though it would benefit the channel; I'm here to provide somewhat decent highlights, If I can't do it I'll simply skip a stream.
You are a little later than the other editors this time
good thumbnail, but video's pretty much pointless, since its already on jermaclips
what
Jermaclips's edit highlights only the first hour, not all three; his edit ends after the first game, which is 20:19 in this edit. But even then who cares? Each editor has own take on pacing and stuff like picking what to include so different people will prefer different edits, not pointless at all. Pretty weird that jermaclips doesn't disclose that its not a full highlight for people who don't watch vods, but oh well!
edit: they now disclosed it
Jerma Clips includes the twitch chat, just sayin… Also slowly getting better than Cheltie..
watch whose style you like better, it's not a competition, everyone is doing it for fun. I dislike having chat on screen 24/7 so i only include it very rarely for very specific jokes, I am a fan of 2ndjerma style of edits and that's what I aim to imitate.
who gives a shit
Please do not add chat
can you also pls add subways surfers gameplay ? i need more distractions from the main content
@@RADkateoh yeah !! add a bunch of whacky sound effects too!
i really just do not like ster at all. att all.
Grow ass man not liking ster at all
i really just do like ster. a lott.
Doing your mom? More like doing your dad.
This but replace chad ster with cringe ludwig
I don't think Ludwig is cringe, rather has a style more geared for a younger fanbase. him with this group low-key feels out of element because no one laughed at anything he said besides jerma, kind of was just an awkward silence more than half of the time lol@@Solvent6368
Ster and jerma are too old to understand the jelq joke
Why the heck is Etalyx not there
unfortunately Etalyx died 10 years ago
Poke is so damn funny 😭
"jerma" will never be real
you will never be a real jerma
Jelqma985
a grown ass man streaming on twitch
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