"Ladki" - Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Hey this is my first standup comedy video , and I’ve always felt that comedy always start from
your own self first hence I just talk about my insecurities and my relationship here.
While being from a small town like Jabalpur this is a really big thing and I hope that they will always
support me in everything .
I am really grateful for everyone who helped me to be here right now , especially my girlfriend (or
more specifically ex-girlfriend).
Hope you like this bit ,where I comfortably talk about a few topics which makes me feel
uncomfortable like sex and a few other things too.
[relationship standup comedy,standup comedy,standup comedy india,relationship
comedy,girlfriend,girlfriend jokes,sex jokes]
BHOPAL : 16th July, Saturday ,the ten suites - 6pm
INDORE : 17th July, Sunday, Cafe terezza ,6pm
CHANDIGARH : 22nd July, Friday , The laugh club,7pm
JAIPUR : 23rd July, Saturday , Jaipur comedy club , 6pm
DELHI : 24th July, Sunday , Happy high South delhi , 6pm
LUCKNOW : 30th July, Saturday , onenest 6pm
Link for booking in.bookmyshow....
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
/ aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
/ ysoharsh
Video editing : Suyash Sharma and Vivek Trivedi (Jabalpur daily)
Audio mixing : Yash Barse (Habitat audio team)
Thumbnail by : Priyanshu Bharadwa
for bookings (mail ID) : viveksamtanicomedy@gmail.com
Next Mumbai show link : in.bookmyshow....
FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE CONTENT : www.instagram....
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #indianstandupcomedy #viveksamtani
#relationship #girlfriend #hindistandupcomedy #hindistandup #hindicomedy
This level of ironic punches were really not expected, you'll be the next big stand up comedian for sure...
All the best for your future and wish to see you performing in Bhopal ...
Aage share karte rahiye ye video pls
True
i don't think any girl will CUM when he PERFORMS in Bhopal
@@VivekSamtani isliye usne next bola tha 😂😂
@@VivekSamtanibhaiya share kar ne layak nahi hai na par😂😂. But love your shows
Thanks vivek for telling me about closure after my breakup 😂
😂
Bhaiyya ye closer kya hota hai
@@junaydjaved6776 hota hai , private job walo ko banwana padta hai.
@@shobhitparoha7518 😂😂😂😂
govt waalo ke liye nahi hai chaubey ji
Close up
just discovered Vivek. His humour/timing/punchlines are totally next level! Next big thing in comedy for sure! Love from Pakistan!
That ending was literally not expected.! Hats off man. You're going to rock.!♥️
What is so hat's off...total bullshit
upcoming SHOWS -
DELHI 11 December 2022- in.bookmyshow.com/events/vivek-samtani-live/ET00343695
MUMBAI : in.bookmyshow.com/events/greyish-jokes-ft-vivek-and-madhur/ET00343690
OTHER CITIES : in.bookmyshow.com/events/vivek-samtani-live-a-stand-up-comedy-show/ET00336262
Bro every joke makes sense and timing perfect , expression, lines overall the best stand up comedy video I have seen in past few months ❤️❤️
Hi Vivek, Initially I thought this standup is going towards depicting TOXIC MASCULINITY in JOKE form. But you really maintained the thin line between being funny and offending other gender, citizen and religion. Really appriciate your writing , really really liked your stand-up. Keep it up! 🔥🔥
Thankyou thankyou
Religion?
@@cauliflowerhead2735 don't ask... Just don't
Bcz he is short😅
After really long time I laughed on every minute of stand up video😂. It was too good. Thanks man. Hoping to see more of your.
Bhejiye aur logo ko ☺️
@@VivekSamtani aur aap aur vids banaiye
He has to be the better comedian than anyone I've every heard on TH-cam
Great jokes man!
The last punch was SOO NOT EXPECTED from Vivek.
Bro you are soo good! I especially like how open and bold you were while performing the jokes and I appreciate the audience who listened and took everything in a playful manner
Thanks bro
Everything was great until last joke... After that i was like... 😲😲😲
Hahahaha thanks ?
Exactly
My heart really skipped a beat at the end
Such bitchès 😐
@@VivekSamtani ya i didn't like the last one ...not cool....😑
@@anujav3018 bro learn to take a joke.
"Wtf vivek!" You are really good at this. This was the first show I saw yours and looking forward to many laughter explosions that you gonna set on the stage and on the faces of the viewers. You are cuming sensational viral comedian. More strength and creativity to you to make people laugh all around. Love from Jaipur❤
@@akshanshchaudharyji4522 *upcuming
@@VivekSamtani yahi hai teri girlfriend na
Hey aditi.......!! 😅😊
@@mangeshnakhale8258 hahaha mangesh tinder nahi h ye
Tinder ka subscription nhi h, TH-cam se kam chlane de usse bhai
Vivek u were flawless.. great build up and extremely funny…though the set sounds misogynistic but intent of a joke is to make you laugh which all your jokes did..thoroughly enjoyed 😀
Thankyou ma’am
Medam aap kehna ka chahte ho
The set is not misogynistic, it is realistic. It recognizes the fact that shitty and shameless girls exist.
Bcz he is short 😅
You deserve at least a Million subscribers buddy..this and the periods one..both are awesome..cant wait for more such standups of urs.. 🧿❤
लडकियो की बैजती करने लिए मिलियन नही बिलियन मिलने चाहिए इन्हे
you've the guts to say these things man!!! hats off to your talent. Enjoyed every punchline... 🌸😂❤️ 👌🏼
Haan bhagwaan ne mu issliye diya hai na 😂
I noticed one thing he has replied to almost every comment.....that seems it means alot to him....enjoyed your standup....👍
Bilkul aap bhi lo comment ... Waqt bahut hai pesse ki kami h bus thodi
@@VivekSamtani waqt bohot hai to yeh batao ki punchline mai kya bhule!?
@@emath7472 nasha thoda kam karo
@@VivekSamtani haha😂
Being a chill person but also a feminist at the same time , i m confused to laugh or to get annoyed at the last joke🤥😅😂but i will try it if i break up with my bf.
Hahaha these are just jokes though
@@VivekSamtani so it isnt real right
Bcoz it's too cruel to be real
You have no need to implement these things.. from any video of youtube aur from any 50 ways... Title book.. if you want to do it decently... 😂
chill and feminist. whoa. unicorn!
Yeah actually if a guy would say that to me hm uskeee muh pe 500 ptk k maarte... Phir bolte.. Thora zyada mehenga ho gya... But.. Thik h... Uss raat k liye..... Tip samet h isme... Rakhlijiye... 🙂
you will be a celebrity one day, Mark my words.
content faad h bro tera, bus logo tak pauch.
you completed what I always thought was missing in other stand ups
We all like the big names in stand-up like zakir, bassi,rahul,abhishek cuz of how they do it but with you the content was so rich that it matched that level.
best of luck brother
Thanksss sir
Apart from this outstanding performance...The best thing I noticed about this man is he replied and liked every comment on this video... That impressed me a lot... Such a kind person who respect his audience time for commenting his videos😇...
Aree aap bolo aapke ghar chocolates bhijwa de (and if my girlfriend is reading this .. I will send just as a friend i love you sneha)
@@VivekSamtani thanks but no thanxs
Right
@Log To Khenge yarr absolutely right 😇💕dear....
@Log To Khenge yarr disrespect and loyalty respectively.
And when u r loyal to one u wont be attracted toward other person...
Great to see this content getting from notepad to jamming to open mic to shows to video in habitat
and each time it gets perfect.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
ye to andar ki baat hai
@@prashanttiwari5736 saare joke mei bhi andar ki baat ho rahi hai
@@VivekSamtani 😂😂😂
One of the best sets i have heard in a long time. The dark humour is lit or maybe burnt. Also now i know what i was looking for was closer 😂🙏🏻❤️
Long way to go buddy... Short people OP 😂♥️
Aur better aate jayega
Exactly bahut time baad ek acha dark jokes wala vid aaya
This is such an amazing act!!! Such a perfect blend of puns and jokes, done so tastefully ❤️❤️. Loved it so much 🔥😂
Hehe bhejte raho aage
All the best for Virudhaka baby😘
The Whole Set except the last joke is very amazing, Last joke seems too much. Though it seems to have been said for fun, people might get wrongly influenced and emulate the same in real scenario of break up and might end up worsening the same
I hope humans realise all this is just a joke
Gyan chod deta hu. Ladki toh ho nhi rhi.
@@Nikhil.77777 Nice One😂
Most jokes could be thought of as offensive to men. Didn't you have any problem with that. Stop being a simp. Don't be a women pleaser. Many girls are shitty and shameless. They deserve such treatment.
@@Nikhil.77777 If this is all that you can think of girls, good luck to all the women in your life!
That last line is the perfect reply to anyone who cheats 😌😌
Ikr
Great sense of humour dude! 😂👍 Loved it. Just, being a girl the last one was a bit offensive but otherwise amazing timing , quality and delivery of jokes. Looking forward for more such amazing videos 😍👍😊
Thankyou it was just a joke though
@@VivekSamtani but cheaters deserve that🤣
Joke
For me too
@@poojamishra4453 please bakiyo ko samjha do
Jokes are how you perceive them. I agree sometimes comedians use jokes to make derogatory statement which are offensive. However, in this video I didn't feel the last joke was that offensive considering the whole content where he even made fun of himself. At the same time the last joke could have been offensive if it stood alone but here it didn't. Just a thought, peace ✌
Thanks for understanding ☺️ afterall these are JUST JOKES
so damn good performance bro, timing of your jokes, punchlines, humour, and your honesty, everything is mindblowing 😁🤘
Thanks bro aage bhejo video
Shocked when you said " mai Jabalpur se hu " like that's great never heard such talent from jbp. 😀
Video is great . Like to watch more videos 😌
Thanks thanks aage bhejo
Dude I literally fall from my bed after seeing this i am laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂❤️
Better than many stand-up comedians !!! You are Surely a firecracker ✨
Wow! Enjoyed every bit of it. You have a bright Career ahead of you man!
Bilkul sir share karte rehena ☺️
@@VivekSamtani bright and short 💀
Ironically the way this video closed killed all the funny bit.
I'm philosophical enough to tell you ... Not all endings are happy afterall
Hello vivek!
I belong to a sindhi family too and I live in ulhasnagar (ofc you must have heard of it) I really really like your videos and I love your sarcasm. No offense but the last line you said that 'yeh le uss raatke 500 reh gaye the' I didn't like it cause I have been through something really worse in my life recently and I know most of girls will understand that how bad it feels when someone treat them like that no matter what so please it is my humble request to you to not use these kind of lines even in your sarcasm. And please visit ulhasnagar sometime...so yeah tysm tc
Bro your jokes are too good...i can bet in coming year you are the next big thing in indian comics🔥
Next big thing ? I'm 5 foot 3 🥺
@@VivekSamtani 🤣🤣
Good one bro ❤️❤️
Aree sir sir ❤️
This is how u do dark comedy without letting the audience feel bad about it♥️. I am also from jabalpur and i look very forward to your future, I will be always waiting for your upcoming shows and standup videos, Wish your very all the best and enjoyed alot ♥️
Finally . Founded the best comedian ever 🏹❤️love uh Dil se bhai
Ohhoooo man great set..... literally i have seen this video for like 5-6 times .......every single joke was a punch and the way you link the whole in one....... highly appreciated 🤝...... looking forward for more such videos ......keep it up❤️
Thanks bro
Best Stand Up after ages, honestly laughed like crazy while watching this
Hehe bhejiye aage sabko phir
This is great, awesome, tight and a master set comedy. You are high IQ comedian. Best of luck for your future. You are going to kill it man💚💚💚🙌🙌🙌
Aage aage dekhiye sir isse better aayega sab
man it was toooo awesome 😂 i was laughing throughout haha and even forwarded this to all my friends and they love it 💞 the last joke made me a little uncomfortable as a girl but it was just a joke and your gf was a cheater anyways so no worries :))
Thanks for understanding me better than my ex girlfriend 😂
@@VivekSamtani arreeyyy bhaisahab shukriya shukriya 😂😂
Last part to ek number bhai winner winner breakup winner lol 😂
1:55 I CAN'T GET OVER THIS!! X))
Hahaha … the last segment 😂🔥
Solid humour with confidence
Last mei heart banaya hai aapne toh mei kya jaan samjhu ?
@@VivekSamtani ye dekho 🤧😅😅.....bhai tinder me chle jaau yhn kyun reject hore ho
@@jadoo4361 kya pta bhai yhi pt jayen didi bs offend mt hona......🤣
@@Motiovational_thoughts Lag to raha hai ki pat jaayegi. Remaining it’s always as sure as a weather forecast.
@@JamesRodriguez10783 at this moment she be like: kon hain yeh log? kahan se aate hain?🤣🤣
Great job Vivek..... soon going to be a famous standup comedian
Aap he banaoge sir .. aage bhejte rahiye
If you wouldn't put the subtitles still I'd have understood all the jokes. Today I realised how dirty minded am I.😂
But seriously loved the performance Kudos to you Vivek 👍🏼
Hahah thanks keep on sending this forward
True that Vivek , that's what it feels like to be a woman in the family too especially the husband's family 😔
Punchlines be like: Bss kr jaa Bhai mere...Vrnaa 500 rupaye k saath k tip ka overtime v lg jaana h👀😂😂
Dude! Very intellectual and humorous work you did. Just loved the very sec. of your video. Keep it up, you will reach your destination.🙃💯
Man this is so good❤ you got balls of steel !!! your confidence 💯
Haha thanks bro
This was very well written and delivered man. Looking forward to your future videos. Keep growing.👏🏽
Amazing dude... I just loved it and I laughed so loudly in the midnight that I can't even explain it to anyone. Keep doing good work👍👍👍
Hahah aage bhejo logo ko phr
You are amazing❤.... I've watched this video so many times and still not over this. I'm so glad I've found you. Every *small small* joke is just on point and perfect xD.
Script is one of the best I have ever heard. But a constructive suggestion : Kindly observe the delivery of punchline of good comics both, India and American. There is only one way for you and that is Upwards! Kudos.
Ok sir I'll take the feedback for sure
This is damnn good vivek😂Loved it❤
Not something she said while dating me
@@VivekSamtani bro not missing any chance 😂
@@VivekSamtani op😂
Very Smarty played!! Also so wanted someone to calmy explain the whole influence game of stupid "bhau" type. Real funny . .had a smug face the entire video. Someone is going to be famous ✋
Thanks thanks ☺️ do share it with your friends and subscribe
I have seen your video many times in my recommendation but didn't watched.
Today i finally watched it and trust me i didn't regretted watching it..Man it was funny 😂
You are going amazing..🔥
Love from Jabalpur ❤️
And
9:30 Jokes was 😂🥲😂
Hahaha thanks thanks
Scrolling down youtube and saw your video and start watching this more than 3 times ......bc pahli baar kuch sahi show kiya h youtube ne mujhe ....... your punch lines are outstanding bro
Thanks bro aage bhejo
This video can be used as a test for couples. The one who laughs on those dark jokes can decide the fate of their relationship.
Hats off man🤘
And the last punch line u fired up 💥
Bhejre na aage phir video m
Dudeeeee this is the best stand up I have seen in a while. You made my day, this was awesome!
Bhai main bhi jabalpur se , good to see you 😂😂at this level !!🥳🥳
Best of luck 🤩
Vivek : ye lo 500₹ uss raat ka
His girlfriend : ye le 50₹ uss raat ka
(Just kidding so chill out)
I gotta say apart frm his comedy... his gf is really savage man🤣🤣
Hahaha no doubt afterall she was my choice
Smartest set I have ever seen
You nailed it ❤️
Keep going bhaiya 🔥🔥🔥
Aage bhej do
The complete set was really good, but it would be great if you don't include jokes(the Last one, atleast on TH-cam) that objectify women. Even if it was just a joke, many men/boys will try it without giving a second thought. Hope you understand as you have a large audience.
I hope that my audience knows it very well it is just a joke but thanks for pointing it out
Agreed 💯
Video dekhte time i thought I'll like this video but the last joke stopped me to do this, although it was a joke but still you shouldn't . Cuz it might influence others that doing that is okay. I'm not judging your jokes even i always watch your video whenever I feel upset that's why mujhe bura lg rha hai ki mera favourite comedian itna offensive joke kaise maar sakta hai. Btw "women" is apology vdo for this 😂?
I haven't seen that kinda vedio with that epic sense of humour..its an achievement for all jbp people that u're performing at huge platform And you killed it bro.. Lots of love... There is long way ahead💜✊
Keep on sharing this VEDIO ❤️
I'm watching this video after a long n stressful day and I just want to chilll for some time and then ur video recommended me n seriously I'm telling u my bad,boring and sab day turns into a greatful night..really Vivek u are amazing..thanks a lot... Love u❤
Thanks thanks sabko bhejo aage
@@VivekSamtani ofcourse .
To any girl or person who gets the last joke as an actual treatment. Just flip the table and say:
"Faking that orgasm was not worth it." Throw the money at him. "Buy yourself some dinner with that, your broke ass needs it." And the model strut your way out.
Ok I'll forward this to my next cheating Girlfriend
@@VivekSamtani "cheating gf" dude you clearly suggested that thingy for the mere purpose of winning a break-up 🗿
man i really feel that you're the next big thing awesome punch lines and the humor too good man.
Great set, every part of it was awesome!! But the last joke really got under my skin dude!! I hope people don't actually implement it!
I'm also from jabalpur and I loved this video it was great and I'll appreciate you for what you're doing 🤣🤣
Jabalpur mei show h 11th June ko aajao
@@VivekSamtani bhai line mar rhe ho😂
Being a feminist ...i really get offended by such jokes but you ....you just maintained the thin line between comedy and offending someone .......amazing talent and hardwork
your jokes are really dark enjoyed keep it up and a normal sentence which you flip it up into a joke is really good . lit 🔥🔥🔥
Thanks bro ☺️❤️
Dude, this is some brutal shit. Your heart might have broken into peices. Haapy life dude, and glad you are through it and open to joke about them.
ohh man! I laughed my ass off on this. Kudos to you bro. Subscribing right now.
Keep sharing sdiet
I started to burst in tears on the Gyan chod joke😂😂❤️ loved it!!!
Haha first person who got it
Randomly played it.. Unexpectedly laughed out hard.. So funny n hilarious.. Aur woh ek line.. I'm from jabalpur as an excuse 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha bhejte raho aage
@@VivekSamtani Bilkul.. All the best 👍💯
Finally, after a long wait..your video is out. This is amazing❤️keep working hard..happy for you!!
Good to see you here ❤️ hilarious jokes, great confidence 😀 ❤️
Subscribe kar de bro
I was not a big fan of stand up comedy but you've literally changed my mind❤❤❤😂😂😂😂 ... Dark humor but you are the. Best. 🎉 love you ❤
Watching your video for the 1st time and damn man I am already your fan😍 Laughed at every minute throughout the video and yea the jokes were beyond imagination on point bomb💥🔥 Breakup to aap solid jeet Gaye 😂💥 Good luck for your next videos
I laughed the whole video with so many woahs this hardly happens these days great work mate ❤️✨
underrated af bro💀💀...ur jokes are demnn ossm
Thanks bhai
well the last line you teach to every boy ir really offensive , it may be applicable in your case but not every , your gf cheated that doesn't mean every , so dont teach that disrespectfull lines for girls waise bhi india me bhot zyada respect mil rhi ladkiyon ko tum or sikha do
Well ma'am it is just a joke obviously but don't worry ... You'll see a total turn around in the next video ☺️
Relax boys she's at a wrong place.
Ma'am this is the non offensive area of internet.
Join twitter.
to say aginst wrong thing there is not any particular area so its better for u to grow up
yeah i know it is a joke but these boys take it as a relationship advice that's why i said so
@@radhasamii7176 you can understand the difference between a joke and an opinion
Superb Bhaiya but Last one was Epic and Awesome (500 lo us din k bhul gya tha or ye lo 50 Tip ke)🤣😜😂🤣
Fantastic Line 👌🏻👌🏻 😜🤣👍🏻
Keep it up Brother 👍🏻👍🏻❤️👍🏻👍🏻
Hey Vivek...Being a Jabalpuriya It feels Very Proud to see You...👍🏻👍🏻❤️❤️And I wish You all the success in this Career....Jabalpur ka naam Aise hi Roshan Karo 😊😊😊 KAAYE BADDE KAROGE NAA 😜
HAO
this is so freaking good vivek! loved it absolutely!
Ur famous on my channel 👀👻
Dude we got so much in common though i love you too anu
Only if you're not the family member of that so called motivater sandeep maheshwari
@@fam4379 bhai tinder chala le yaha kyu reject hona
@@VivekSamtani bhai yhn crowd work kyun kree ho open mics attend kro
Hi, its the first time I'm listening you and tbh I really loved the punchlines/puns👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥
Waiting for more of your mazedaar standups❤❤❤❤
Much love from Mumbai♥️
I'm doing a show today at 8 ... Pls try to come
Subscribe and like us...
It couldn't be better than this .👏
Last line was 🔥😂
Haha just a joke vese dosto ko aage bhejte raho
BROO, many comedians suck at maintaining a balance between jokes and offending ppl and ig u did it in an absolutely proper wayy. Loved ur comedyyyy keep it up frrr
This was kind of offensive 🤨....but really ossum😂
Haha thanks
the last line geniunely not should be include just bcoz u want to win disrespecting someone is not a way actualllyyyyy MALES should learn to accept rejections
not bein a feminist but just bein respectfullll
One of the most hilarious video watched in recent times..!!🤣😂 Punch lines were amazing af!!😂 Waiting to see more of yours ❤️
It's so funny !! you are so good can't wait for your next video upload !! Keep it up ! ❤️
Aayenge aayenge
Everyone is Gangster until
" Jo Bolta hai wahi hota hai " enters.......
The last joke was .... (No words) 😂😂😂
IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO CRACK THESE TYPE OF JOKES. BUT YOUR WAY OF ADDRESSING THIS IS CERTAINLY GOOD. YOU DESERVE SOME MORE INTERESTING TOPICS. THIS VIDEO WAS A BIT FUNNY. IN FACT THIS WAS FUNNY. YOU ARE SO DARING !! SO MUCH IN YOUR FIRST STAND UP COMEDY VIDEO !! OKAY !!
Thanks thanks