"Being Short" - Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani
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- Hello this is my first video of this year please show love and support
(COMMENT YOUR CITY and let me know where should I come next)
I respect everyone’s body and their way of living life
These are just jokes , I don’t want to make fun of someone’s outlook to offend them and I am not insensitive regarding someone’s health
(Be it their eating disorder or Thyroid or any aspirations they have regarding their outlook)
I am coming to your city in January and February
All tour dates in first comment
Jaipur 14 Jan : in.bookmyshow....
Delhi Dwarka 29 Jan : in.bookmyshow....
Gurgaon 28 Jan : in.bookmyshow....
Rest of the cities : in.bookmyshow....
Special thanks to Vivek Kumar , Suyash Sharma , Kratarth Shrivastava
And
MADHUR VIRLI
Thankyou to Rohit sir, Vishal sir , Kshitij sir for letting me record.
Recording Venue :The Laugh Store
Recording team : Dinesh Bhutani and team
Video Editing Team : Vivek Kumar and Suyash sharma
Sound by : Shreejit menon
Ending music : Septune
[standup comedy,standup-comedy,hindi standup comedy]
#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #indianstandupcomedy #viveksamtani #moti #hindistandupcomedy #hindistandup #hindicomedy
bro cannot reach the topmost shelf but his jokes certainly can
Wow thanks
💀
😂😂😂
LiL peep 🐐🐐
😂😂😂lmao
There will be so many people out there who after listening this will no longer be ashamed of being dark skinned or short height or fat... Hats off to you man ❤
no, one should be ashamed of being Fat..specially women who make fun of others
I don't think fat will be happy
I'm kinda fat nd I'm def more insecure after this
@@ehehehehehheh889 u don't need to be insecure gorgeous✨
@@ehehehehehheh889bcz you expect vice versa from others...First start liking someone who is like you deep down you also don't talk nicely to someone who is like you.. most probably
The way he is selling his insecurities in a comic way is brilliant.
😂😂so truee
Yaar Ye MOTI kiya hai?
Yeah
@@brgaming8742 gems
@@brgaming8742 M O D I, He said
Delhi this Sunday
in.bookmyshow.com/events/vivek-samtani-live/ET00343695
In an era of insecurities, someone is taking up the stand kudos!
Maybe he's sitting
I am 5’2 ,my wife is 5’7 and we are software engineer and happy together bas market me jate hai to log ajib treh se dekhte hai but who cares log kya sochte hai😂
🤔😐
👍
I dont believe this bhai!
This man has grown up so fast in Stand up Comedy 🚀
Baat to sahi hai
Because of his script and hardwork :)
That's not an overnight success
That line woke ke 14 😂
jabalpur wale hai
The way he removed his shoes before taking the name "KALI MAA" ❤❤✨
Bro came like a chad, spilled facts and signed out.... The way he conveyed that girls are not only one oppressed in this society. He didn't care anyone getting offended and bravely did his act🙌🙌
Hope this gets pinned
Key word.. " only "
True, pretentious feminists that are actually Misandrists won't admit it but it's a fact that Straight men are more violated, trash talked and mocked by society in this modern era.
dude yess
+1
Vivek came from MOTI to MODI very brilliantly 😂
He even changed Thumbnail
@@prashantkumar5496 yep , power of Modi XD
and now being short😅😆
He is a little unrecognized yet but i believe sooner or later this guy is gonna rule the world of stand up comedy. he has the most well constructed jokes. He talks on sensitive topics without hurting sentiments , this is just great.
Little, perfectly described
Nah it's more like he hurts sentiments but keeps it even
@@shuura1896fat shaming is not wrong. Fat is unhealthy
I'm dwarf. And it's really haunting me to accept this. I am not even able to speak that loud. Love you bro. You makes me feel confident.
Don't be proud
Proud hone ke liye height lagti hai and guess what voo tere paas nahi hai chotu😂🤡🤏🏻
@@hardik8050mera dost hamasha bolta tha
Desh mein paiso ki kami ho sakti hai but chutiyo ki nhi hongi 🎉
@@hardik8050Lagta h kisi aur se real world mein marwake iss virtual world mein bhadas nikal raha hain😂🤣get a life
ab nikal 🥲
Vivek saying "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and so does ugliness"🥲😂
And then him winning hearts by saying acha dikhna nai acha hona zaruri hota h😂❤
This is what a stand up comedy should be like... (Humour + message)... ❤️
Apart from talking about his insecurities in a comic way but last thing how he remove his shoes before taking name of *Maa Kali* is incredible.
More love and good wishes keep growing ❤️❤️♾️
The video , the jokes were fantastics , but I felt really bad for that girl whom he called her " MOTI " . When she left the auditrom I think she was feeling embaressed and crying that's why she I am also "MOTI" and sometimes I also cry because of it . BUT PLEASE DON"T MAKE ANY GIRL EMBARSE IN PUBLIC . You don't know what she is going through . May she camed there to make her mode fresh but...........Anyways . It's your choice .
halfway into this video and i feel i am with my classmates all over again.
Ouch
Hope you're in a better place now 🫶
@@kishwar541 yes thankyouu
I can relate to this so bad
Bhai last vala point ek number tha✨💯🙏
Vivek is trying to define standup with human values along with comedy... Truly amazing and very funny
kuch bhi - moti moti moti - is human values 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@diveshkumarchordia1252 bhai poori video dekhlo aur dusre videos bhi dekhlo
I feel sorry for the girl who judged him so quick and left the show. Kudos to your bravery and comedy bro!
Someone left the show. When??
@@Anonymous.2123are wo moti ladki bhag gayi ...baahar rone gayi hogi
@@godgifted284 kyu bhagii?
I mean I get that ladkiya ladko ko height ke liye bolti he. But wo ladki esa karti he ki nai dekhlena cahiye thana. Kya pata wo achi ho and usse bina vajeh hi bodyshame kardala.
@JugaaduKun Bhai kafi sare comedians bina body pe jay bhi majhak uda lete he.
Satire god vivek samtani urf "chhota nunnu".
Don't think any other stand up comedian did such Brave content and handled this delicately while making us laugh..
That removing shoes before taking the name of The Goddess is ❤
Thats vivek's transformation to zakir khan mode (while talking to girl he liked in 7th,8th) was phenomenal 💥🔥
One of the nicest stand comedian i have ever seen who is talking about his insecurities to make others people's happy and secure hatts off dude 🔥❤️
Putting out such sensitive topic whilst making everyone laugh is a talent.
jokes apart but the your gesture of removing shoes before taking name of Kali Maa is Overwhelmes me! Hats off you bro!!!
I don't think it works like that like bro u at the start "fat shamed" two women for noo reason and at the end was like "kali ma ki jai" bro was like no to racism but yes to body shaming idk it didnt seem right
hope I don't sound tooooooo feminist.
i agree! i felt bad for those 2 girls, i hope no one teased them after show :( in his other video he made homophobic jokes, in this vodeo fatphobic and racist comments were passed..not my kinda content bu if ppl are enjoying it, let them be
Yeah. Even I don't understand why people like his humor. Taking topics which people feel are progressive. However in order to sound cool (which most his genz fans do find), he always make it sound vulgar somehow. His comedy is never clean. Filled with filth of sex jokes. Oh come on yaar! There is comedy without bringing blow and dicks in the show. His content is very cringe. Not my type either.
And about part of fat shaming people in his own live show. Oh god! I would have left the show then and there itself. Nothing but projecting the same trauma he undergone on some random happy people in the show.
Chup hoja motiiiiiii
Yeah I also noticed that
it just he shuld say things in general not pointing someone out.
Hey, Vivek, my skin tone is black, and I am specifically writing this comment to tell you that I am not offended by this comedy. You're acts are one of the best ones I have come across on YT.
Where do I get the ticket for the show??
अच्छा दिखना जरूरी नहीं
अच्छा होना जरूरी है(true line💯)
This world is very cold and
This world is very cold and
You want people to make you feel warm
Hat's off buddy
🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️
The way you balance the sensitivity of insecurities with satire is impeccable. The whole time I was like don't get offend don't, its just comedy but don't we all joke around at these topic as knowing somewhere we all have deep rooted these stereotypes, your effort to come with this standup is applauseable. All the very best .
The fact that he removes his shoes before taking maa's name is showing that he is that one perfect man ♥️🙏💕
i am also a 'moti',,but i love the way you talked about insecurities and you are perfect the way you are!!
Duniya niche jati hai, niche le jane wala chahiye 🔥
His sarcasm is on next level 🙌
Jo shayad thi bhi nahi uss baat ki tumne mere zindagi me Kami si bana di
Raaton ko meri aakhe Zara nami si bana di
Choda tumne mujhe neeche tha
But in taliyon ke beech Aasma ke upar maine aapni zameen si bana li
Bro nailed it👏
"Is poore jahan mein brahmaand mein, Asuro ka naash kese hota hai-
Kaali Maa ki wajah se hota hai"
So thoughtful Vivek 🙏❤
Keep Going ✨
The way you connect all the emotions of respect, reality, insecurities with fun is just wowwwwww💫💗
Superb man .......kudos to you🥳 and wishing you more best wishes!!! 🌻
It wasn't just comedy, but reality maybe the harsh reality. So well written and delivered too!! Big fan ❤️
Fabbb..yaar bohot achhe i really love your videos and specially topic ..jis tarike sari baat batate ho 👍👍👍
The way you burst the bubble of your insecurities in the form of comedy is worth watching!! You are wonderful at making people laugh but at the same time making them realise the depth!! Great job!! Keep it up!! Hope watching you live in Kolkata ❤
its okay about you trying to do fat shaming but i dont think thats a very good thing the girl who was siting in front row might have felt so bad jokes apart what you did wasnt good i was your biggest fan but hate you do most now i hope you realise that......... lots of love anways ........ dont wanna create any haters thing and all ....... me being skinny face this a lot and when you are saying ki when you are insecure about something and koi sabke samne bole so woh chubta haiii whatt can you sayy about that girl you critisized .... just think about it thanks
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I'm mesmerized man 😄
08:24 Is chhoti height ko bohot bada bechunga
12:38 sometimes people burn themselves to make you feel warm
The poetry
Such a talented person you're, like the way you make jokes on the insecurities you and other people have and then making them feel guilty about themselves for making fun of others insecurities. Expressing your own insecurities and then feeling proud about how you overcame those and then again making fun of it , like the game of making a castle from sand and giving it a meaning and the very next moment destroying it all and still leaving an impact behind is just amazing.
And it's irritating and same time amazing that how you make such intellectual statements, jokes and people are praising it and the very next moment ruining the whole meaning with a silly joke and winning hearts of audience shows how outstanding your level of comedy and intellect is !
And the last chillar jokes were also so amazing.
It's fantastic how you presented the whole issue with such nice comic skills, you're damnnnnnnn best 💜✨😩🤗
The serious fact is that that weight is by choice and height is not by choice
no sometimes weight is also not by choice
@@snowflake3192it's really rare until it's not related some kinda issue 99% people can loose weight u just lack discipline if u don't
Huge respect for you buddy, you're trying to do such a great job of making the things clearer in this society about physical appearance of someone. And the best thing is that you use a comic way to make things bearable and non-offensive to anyone. Doing great buddy, just keep it up...!!!! All the very best.🙂
No one realizes that not only is he using comedy but also teaching logic to the audience
Very relatable, many people have different insecurities and loved it that someone is talking about it ❤
Aisa lag raha hai ki phone dark mode pe chala raha hoon mai.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👏👏👏
so proud of you vivek bhai, love u man, the way he took off his shoes as respect for Maa Kaali.
This is the best video uploaded on your channel. I have lost the count of how many times I have watched this. Vivek, you are phenomenal. 👑
This was beautiful. It saddens me to see how we remind almost everyone of their insecurities and how deeply that affects them. I really wish we all are kinder to each other. This was great Vivek...💖
Last thing ❤
I feel you man...am 4'11 myself being 17 years old and I have always been made fun of it...you really made my day💖
But you are girl so its okay
i luv this man . His confidence is on another level and the way he taught everyone abt how it feels when someone talks abt ur insecurities is jus great .👏
Ur jokes will reform the society and bring change to the people's mindset. Brilliant✨❤️❤️
love how he addresses the issues in the society in the most accptable comic way. Can't wait to watch you live.
Honestly speaking, I usually like ur videos before so did this time too.. but after 30 secs I withdraw it.. but later on moving forward with video u made me fall in love with ur content and the way u expressed it .. best way possible.. That was amazing man!! Looking forward for more such videos 🤞 .. best wishes for ur career..
Bro,literally I loved you so much before this...ok,I get it that all of it was fun and frolic, but u insulted an actual person sitting there...that was a bit too much
Really? This is what he feel when someone say him short and make joke on his height so where were u when people were and are laughing at his height and u know what height can't be increased but weight can be decreased through exercise so joking at his height is more humiliating then joking at her obesity
@@Sanatani-geek people who mocked at his height were equally bad...and he is same like them for mocking someone else....Don't try to act smart,it's not justice to be equally bad. Nd what do u know about her medical condition? So shut the f up...
@@Sanatani-geek shut the f up...
Everyone who mocks another person 's looks is equally bad. Nd what do u know about her medical condition? Don't try to act smart
@@Sanatani-geek shut the f up...don't try to act smart! It's equally bad to mock anyone about their looks! Nd do u know her medical condition? So shut ur f'ing mouth
@@Sanatani-geek shut the f up! It's equally bad to mock anyone about their looks! Nd do u know anything about her medical condition? Don't try to act smart
This was sooo good!! Love all your standups coz they express a social message in a comic way!! Amaazing yaar🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
People may get offended but facts spoken, he did not say a single shit wrong. All amazingly said and put together.. shuruat me bhale jalayi thodi (which was hilariously fine 😂) but end krte krte fir se dil le gye ♥️
The insecurity part was too good 🔥🔥
Whenever I feel low or sad i start to watch your videos thnx Vivek ❤
Its so sweet how he removed his shoes in the end, what an awesome video sir.
Putting out topics like these with sarcasm is a great deal and he does it with such perfection 💫
I always wait for that fabulous end which he does in his stand-up videos..those messages...I really feel proud to be JABALPURIAN ✨❤️🔥 in future aapka agar special wgera kuch hota hai..i know..usme bhi end tadhake ki hogi... 🔥tabaaahiii 🔥✨
Bro, woh poem toh kya pyari thi😌😌
Height ke rakh se reject hone par bhot kharab lagta hai 😖😖. Lekin fir ussi gusse se kuch bada kar jaate hum chote log. 🥹
You have a really great sense of humour
I love you laughing style...
A lots of love from West Bengal, Siliguri❤❤❤
Stand up comedian ho to vivek samtanii jeseeee.....! 👏👏👏👏
Being a fat person i don't know whether i liked this or not but I cried during this whole video may i am too sensitive but anyways u have a great sense of humor .I used to like u and I Still like u .but I want say one thing see i know all my insecurities I know what are my flaws but when someone point out my flaws in front of everybody I don't know it does not seems right it break my confidence . At one point of my life I thought people only talk to attractive people so I stop interacting with people. But anyways it's your work through which u are earning .and one thing I LOVE U❤
If u find my comment rude or negative , sorry for that.
Hey thanks for voicing out your opinion I respect it .. I know you will accept yourself and realise our lives are bigger than our problems and I’m sorry if you took offence on any of the joke
🙂
Bhai last k part meh goosebumps aagaye 🙌♥️
Kaafi MOTIvational video 😂😂
Uggg you are just brilliant. A great comedian with a great heart
dude your jokes are a perfect blend of humor, reality and sarcasm .love youuuu man
Just loved it vivek .❤️❤️❤️😊😊
Bro described my insecurity through jokezz
Dil Jeet liya bhai....Last me jo explain kiya bhai❤️
He grown more in stand up comedy, Than in the Life...
Bhai yaar.. Respect×100.. Yaar.. Superb man superb...
Tu fodega ek din pakka... I'm sure woh din dur nahi jab pura universe tuze respect karega.. Have a gr8 success yaar...
The way you cover this sensitive topic. Great. ❤❤ and also jokes are seriously funny 🤣
Really very amazing...the way you speak and make us laugh is just incredible... I'm a big fan of yours not just cause your comedy....but cause of your little moral talks in videos which really hit our hearts and minds...just keep posting more and more for us...😊😊😊❣️
Man be spitting facts unapologetically....loved this man!!! absolute killer 🙌🙌🙌
The last part😢🙌Touched my heart❤Pyar hogya tumse kya karu?? Tumhari baaton se starting se leke End tak all videos dekhi 😅🙈🙊👀😝The Way u Speak Ufff❤✨🥺Man kra hai Sunti jauoo sunti jaoo... Itna kuch fact boldiya 🙏🙌🙌🙌Haayee 😬Par Ha mai bhi Moti hu 🙊😂😇Chalega toh bolo🙈😁😅😝Moti or Chote ki Jodi khub jamegi ✨🙈❤
Vivek is a new genre of comedy💥💙
Ab tak ka mera sabse best stand up jo maine dekhe hai
I love the way u addressed the social issues n i love your comic timing .... n i love your smile 😃 😊
You nailed it dude...the things you said..you know it's just amazing and the last lines were incredible..loved it alot...
amazing content . so well written . .you are doing really great .
Thankyou so much for giving such marvelous examples to counter racism... spellbound... fantastic work keep it up!!
That's heightism not racism ,because the people who teased him were also of his race ,I mean indian.
I fall for him every time I watch any of his videos. Damnnnn he is too good man
Just came across your videos…I binged watched all of them. You are amazing dude & super hilarious, all the best !!!!….hope you get to a million subscribers soon
vivek u are my FAVOURITE stand up comedian
Dude I am laughing at my dead grandmother's morning for you.
Woww woww wow, Nailed it vivek!! ✨Even after watching it live, it felt the same at every punch line and sattire ♥️
Like always, you didn't fail to amaze people with your amazing comic sattire!! It was pleasure and worth - hearing you live ♥️
This is probably super late but I just came across your videos, and honestly? WOW. More people need to find this and learn from you because i personally feel that the biggest insecurity anyone should harbour is belittling someone else's insecurities. This video was probably mera sabse favourite because ive been on the receiving end of crappy humanity, and the way you inbuilt such a sensitive issue with humour and still got the point across was really special. Genuinely thank you for this :) I hope you do come to Pune sometime!
❤️ watched every video of yours. You give some deep message to us through your videos. Hats off to you. And got goosebumps when you removed your shoes before saying " maa kalli" ❤️
12:30
Just aweeeesoooooommmeeeeeee 😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🧿🧿🧿🧿😇😇😇😇🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀
Love U 🫀
This is among the top-notch episodes in Indian standup history.
The way you express things in a funny way is just outstanding ...like you just say things so smoothly without a single person getting offended and smiling.
Broo u r seriously achieving great heights 😂
The way you make us laugh with a social message in each and every video is truly amazing....I love and enjoy it!!😊💕💕
I maybe saw a first stand up video from start to end. Beautiful!!