To Catch A Predator Chronicles #1

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  • @MistaGG
    @MistaGG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

    • @MistaGG
      @MistaGG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      NAAHT (Borat voice)

    • @marley.hendrix
      @marley.hendrix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Aunt Viv, is that you?? Lol

    • @Kyle-oo4yn
      @Kyle-oo4yn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Mista GG YOOO I LOVE YO ASS GG

    • @angelvalintino4595
      @angelvalintino4595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Mista GG yooo lmfao i wonder of chavez saw this

    • @elchivoperdido
      @elchivoperdido 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mista GG are you for real?

  • @jaredhayward5760
    @jaredhayward5760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Jared Fogle both started and ended his career trying to fit into smaller pants...

    • @tiffa808
      @tiffa808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      jared hayward I know shouldn't but...👏👏👏

    • @bus6292
      @bus6292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +jared hayward
      Q. What do Jared from Subway and taters have in common?
      A. They both come in tots

    • @missconstruct6968
      @missconstruct6968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      jared hayward
      👏 You mad genius

    • @nolanhonaker4742
      @nolanhonaker4742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's comical genius sir

    • @hadencrawford423
      @hadencrawford423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jared hayward lol creepy and funny as fuck

  • @edithhaze4610
    @edithhaze4610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "What kind of romance??"
    "MOUTH"

    • @shredd9719
      @shredd9719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean TOUGH... WITH ROMANCE.

  • @MichaelLesesne
    @MichaelLesesne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This show is hilarious. "I just wanted to talk to her." "Sir, she's only 13." "I have 13 year old friends." "Sir, you're 55."

  • @torchwoodtitan5239
    @torchwoodtitan5239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Those cookies are baked with love.....And justice

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, not love because they’re not vegan and not justice either, or they'd be poisoned

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cassxowary cyanide cookies

  • @jackstriderknightoftime8560
    @jackstriderknightoftime8560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Chris Hanson is secretly a horseman of the apocalypse, Judgement.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Strider: Knight of Time hansen and he tries to understand instead of judging

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold up wait a minute this is some crazy stuff 🧐🤔🤣🤣

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@havilavi472 it is. Some of you are like that unfortunately, assuming and judging instead of understanding.

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah he's the tara card, justice.

    • @JoyBoy0606
      @JoyBoy0606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he's Alatreon! He uses escaton judgement and pedophiles never do enough damage.

  • @thektcrew9719
    @thektcrew9719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That girl who was screaming Pepe sounds like she can make it in a Harley Quinn role

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emily Bicks

  • @mrfatalis
    @mrfatalis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Imagine if someone like fleece Johnson showed up and then said they didn’t actually come for the kids but actually came to do him

    • @Ashes-001
      @Ashes-001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      theres an episode of the boondocks with chris hansen and it has to do with the booty warrior and it goes like that

  • @4n1ck2cali95
    @4n1ck2cali95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The dude's screenname was "genericwhitemale?" He sounds like the kind of person who makes an account password the word "password" or "password1" or some shit like that lol.

    • @TDBanimefan
      @TDBanimefan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4n1ck2cali95 Sounds more like a troll

    • @EliB207
      @EliB207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The part with "Hansen" behind the door trying to figure out which one-liner to use was beyond hilarious.

  • @midnightssun8495
    @midnightssun8495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Ayyy my boy Chris Hansen

    • @hypnovike
      @hypnovike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayyy

    • @midnightssun8495
      @midnightssun8495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still having people take a seat over there?

    • @Caleb-iq6jg
      @Caleb-iq6jg 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kawaii Kitten no hes in his own hot seat

    • @hypnovike
      @hypnovike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep! Would you like a cookie? 🍪

    • @kingshaunbeats
      @kingshaunbeats 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want a cookie :(

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That 14 year old boy decoy. I don't think I've ever seen someone who was more obviously a grown woman in my entire life.

  • @PinkPearMartini
    @PinkPearMartini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh dayum... Mista GG's channel is actually pretty awesome. Chavezz just watched one of the earlier ones. GG's editing and humor are really good.

  • @Blaker36
    @Blaker36 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love coming back to these! Horrible people going to jail. And Chavez’s reactions are so funny. Love you guys in the Slovakia. 👊🏻

  • @Aymungoos
    @Aymungoos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    They got my man pepe REEEEEEEEE

  • @winterschwartz9522
    @winterschwartz9522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Please, like you wouldn't eat the cookies. Maybe ask permission first, but I know damn well you'd eat the cookies.

    • @MrTreymeister
      @MrTreymeister 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marshall Blalack comment is gold

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If your getting arresred then you might aswel enjoy the few moments of cookie goodness before everything crumbles around you

  • @anonymousfranklinaggot9179
    @anonymousfranklinaggot9179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I just thought of a really fun party game. Go online, lure a predator to your place, have someone act like a kid, have everyone kick the shit out of him, ???????, profit.

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And you can bribe him to not get gim arrested.
      I'm kidding, you call the cops anyways

    • @GlitchedRebellion
      @GlitchedRebellion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@wastelandlegocheem that would just get you in the same squad car as him XD you gotta do better than that. then again the inmates and the public probably would support what you did so it's fine.

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just rob him. Who will he call?

    • @anonymousfranklinaggot9179
      @anonymousfranklinaggot9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jenna2k
      I mean you can do that too
      But the important part is kicking his ass.

    • @xriexx6265
      @xriexx6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jenna2k ghostbsuters lol i had to make that joke but in this case datebusters ..😂😂

  • @JP-rl1ir
    @JP-rl1ir 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I watch these over and over after all these years, they're still classics

  • @gilliam8897
    @gilliam8897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The ultimate catfishes

  • @Andrea-nom
    @Andrea-nom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow I'll definitely be checking out GG! Thanks Chavezz!!

  • @ceelokian
    @ceelokian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo i just finished all of Mista GG videos. Good to see you enjoying the series.

  • @zelg.5551
    @zelg.5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Plot twist: Chris was actually eliminating competition so he could keep all the lolis for himself.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s not a paedo, but he did do other stuff

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brendyn Johnson it’s not

  • @jakupharrison8051
    @jakupharrison8051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just a tiny bit of rat poison in the cookies, they're all eating them we'd solve so many problems permanantly.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Chris would be like "what do they taste like? Maybe justice?" As they die in pain 😂

  • @DW-vv6rz
    @DW-vv6rz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *M O U T H*

  • @FEEAR1000
    @FEEAR1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mista GG and Chavezz in my favorite serious! Best videos ever

  • @saraduncan6983
    @saraduncan6983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YAAAAAAAS OMFG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!!!!!!! I love those videos!!!!!!!!!!! I've watched all the episodes in The Predator Chronicles at least 7 times

  • @conanJedogawa
    @conanJedogawa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "They call me Jojo".....is that.....a Jojo reference?

  • @Just1Me2
    @Just1Me2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:20 he really look like the Grinch with that face right now.

  • @lorddinkdink8937
    @lorddinkdink8937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:27 HEY!!! why dont you have a seat

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Ya know, I thought she was from Neptune. Do you even know how long a year on Neptune is?"

  • @madamabutterfly2412
    @madamabutterfly2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I realize I’m very late to this party, which is something I type out a lot come to think of it, but I just need it to be said. Even if the messages were a big mistake, or a computer glitch, or you thought you were messaging someone else, that doesn’t explain why you’re at the sting house. Those excuses become null and void once you show up, because why would you drive there and make an effort to appear if you didn’t know what you were doing? Make it make sense.
    Edit: 15:10 looks like a dollar store Steve Howey.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If hell doesn't exist they need to make one for people who bring their KIDS to a 14 year old booty call.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then blame their wife for it, then get back with her, and have another kid (which got taken away real quick)
      And ones who want bestiality, especially at the same time, and especially want the child to do it! (Marvin Lakhan)

  • @aliciagreen5411
    @aliciagreen5411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You and IsaiahTCAP have such infectious laughs

  • @lemmegitamuhfuccinuhhhh
    @lemmegitamuhfuccinuhhhh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ICP sampled one of these for their song appropriately titled "To Catch a Predator".

  • @billclaraweaver2132
    @billclaraweaver2132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    POISON THE COOKIES XD

  • @imthatotakuguy4500
    @imthatotakuguy4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did yall know there's a jojo in this video? 4:47

  • @bigbubbabonney8091
    @bigbubbabonney8091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anyone else notice the TH-camr Lost Pause's outro song in the vid about at 6:05? Like if u watch Lost Pause

    • @ZettaSloe
      @ZettaSloe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayy you noticed

  • @FloofyOneTorpheus
    @FloofyOneTorpheus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still need to know if there's an episode that never aired where someone FAKED bein a pedo just for the cookies

  • @phillymcd
    @phillymcd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's like fish food for pedophiles" LMAO

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'experts at pretending to be kids online'
    Put that on a resume.

  • @Ms.AllSunday930
    @Ms.AllSunday930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I cannot tell you... how many times.. I checked my discord XD

  • @keithsantana145
    @keithsantana145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised they don't use the Auto correct excuse. "That darn auto correct, it changed my wholesome conversation about flowers and unicorns into that transcript yo have there." "Next time, I will type or text more carefully."

  • @gabriellemiller4779
    @gabriellemiller4779 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Coming back years later just to say the
    1st guy looks like the grinch

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IT HURTS ME VERY MUCH

  • @kdizzle901
    @kdizzle901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 words....role playing chatroom dude

  • @robincb
    @robincb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know this kinda makes me wanna get on those chatrooms and have completely innocent conversations with "underage girls" just to fuck with the investigators for some reason xd

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's like calling 911 for bullshit. It's taking their time that they could be using to catch paedos. Why do you support paedos and want to help them?

  • @netrunnernova1221
    @netrunnernova1221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do more predator chronicles and mista gg please daddy Chavezz

  • @JoyBoy0606
    @JoyBoy0606 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris Hanson is a man doing God's work

  • @FiiDeLLaCaShFLoW
    @FiiDeLLaCaShFLoW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Fish food for pedophiles" 😂😂😬

  • @FalconPunch1623
    @FalconPunch1623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Awww no I'm not here for no little boys I didn't bring no milk cookies nothing I came looking for mansbutt.

    • @maximusmech9
      @maximusmech9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      _LittleFrosty1623 _ Fleece Johnson 😂😂😂

  • @andrethefirstblackswordsma4536
    @andrethefirstblackswordsma4536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ayy my man getting clout been with mistagg from day one

  • @uwuocto2586
    @uwuocto2586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Poison the fuckin cookies

  • @sothisthebeginning
    @sothisthebeginning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So we all just gonna gloss over the "DRINK PEPSI" bit???

  • @trailguidealex5010
    @trailguidealex5010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chocolate chi cookies are good but do you know my favorite cookie. Justice!

  • @JustFoxness
    @JustFoxness 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    aye! finally you found this guy's channel!! WATCH them ALLL XD

  • @FirstnameLastname-ee7jn
    @FirstnameLastname-ee7jn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yooo chavezz i recommended this! Idk if you read my comment, but i did!

  • @theroyalequestrian5955
    @theroyalequestrian5955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If a pedo trying to play deaf I'd say
    "Alright I'll just skip the interview and just get to arresting your ass"

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bruh, this was ERP" -Then why did you want to meet in person? "to play board games"

  • @robertpresley1503
    @robertpresley1503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They put truth serum in their cookies.

  • @respect_the_curv
    @respect_the_curv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AIYO LMFAOOOOOOOOO I just found your channel you gotta do more of these I need more than 9 lmfaooooooo

  • @wickeddrew6961
    @wickeddrew6961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mista GG is amazing, i need to see you react to more XD

  • @StreetKnightZ
    @StreetKnightZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yo Mista GG!
    Watch out, Chav. Mista GG did a video about reaction channels.

    • @lindsayjames3413
      @lindsayjames3413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is watching mista gg and commenting on his thing kinda annoying

  • @token3155
    @token3155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chávez learned a new word fam

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:13 Oh no... he looks like Scott Cauthen

  • @H3PHA35TU5
    @H3PHA35TU5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    after he says no way you can see his eye start twitching

  • @thekidfromflorida4109
    @thekidfromflorida4109 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one where he had the little kid. The way he is holding is arm is 2 me fucked up

  • @jakefromstatefarm5022
    @jakefromstatefarm5022 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Has he ever done a video going over the chat logs?

  • @nebzshady9389
    @nebzshady9389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I See You Reacting to Mista GG, I See Konami Teasing Me about their Castlevania Collection. And I Only Have a Switch

  • @ygyg4516
    @ygyg4516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:40 exact answer bhd would give

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mandeep Singh so though since there not together 🤣🤣

  • @wildersaiyan3764
    @wildersaiyan3764 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn.. That was a curveball with the dude who brought his kid...

  • @imnotaking7397
    @imnotaking7397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    WAHT 6:07 IS LOST PAUSE'S OUTRO 😱⁉

    • @ZettaSloe
      @ZettaSloe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keanu Mabuugashi ikr

    • @aidanmorgando1710
      @aidanmorgando1710 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shocked face emoji

    • @tylerjohnson7971
      @tylerjohnson7971 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol it’s more than that. It’s in commons or whatever

  • @jethawk9941
    @jethawk9941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All ova sudden chavezz is on the show

  • @timmydistin1009
    @timmydistin1009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When is BHD gonna be on to catch a predator

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soon. With how much he talks about young girls... I give it 3-4 years tops.

  • @jennmiller3412
    @jennmiller3412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Totally ruined my dinner..didn't think it was gonna get that serious. then they read the convos and I legit puked raspberry lemonade and pasta everywhere....thanks pedophiles.

  • @autismo5824
    @autismo5824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else think mistagg looks like dashiexp with hair

  • @foranzo1582
    @foranzo1582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We never got the video about reading logs from Perverted Justice :^( I'm still up to see that

  • @flaccidreflex5563
    @flaccidreflex5563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i'm confused, where is BHD

  • @avandi9382
    @avandi9382 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy in the yellow tang top kinda looks like a dr suess character

  • @youngsuperknight_2k674
    @youngsuperknight_2k674 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy's son probably will become a cop killer because he saw his dad get taken by the cop

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was 5 and has had a new family since, just like his sibling which was conceived after she took this pos back after he blamed her...

  • @StalkingLillies
    @StalkingLillies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:59 that man kinda looks like dlive damn

  • @emeraldcat8984
    @emeraldcat8984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do more of this pls

  • @r3dc0ld17
    @r3dc0ld17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said predator i idmeley thought bhd

  • @2025944
    @2025944 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i wonder what would happen if you do this but you instantly give the person a lesson on how not to contact people on the internet and then ask if you could see chris hanson

  • @MemeProphet
    @MemeProphet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at least Chris is legal, rawr, thehahahaa

  • @rebridg7423
    @rebridg7423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ima edit that out

  • @treyowen9213
    @treyowen9213 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:10 oh man this is my favorite one!!

  • @kathyboots5053
    @kathyboots5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was wondering if someone ever got on the show just to meet chris

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also no one said they're dyslexic and thought she's 31 or 41 instead of 13 or 14

  • @jdn_2k3
    @jdn_2k3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn this website is about as old as Supernatural

  • @RetroColdBrewCabana
    @RetroColdBrewCabana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i dont want cookies anymore

    • @lindsayjames3413
      @lindsayjames3413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just for disrespect of the home backed cookies he should be shot

  • @chrisnelson4742
    @chrisnelson4742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watch more of this GG is hilarious

    • @lindsayjames3413
      @lindsayjames3413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just go to mista ggs channel and watch..

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All these dudes are going to jail man

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea!
    They should poison the cookies then Chris should be like “how does it taste? Maybe like... justice?”
    And then they drop dead 😂 or at least the worst food poisoning ever

  • @user-jh5nd5eq1c
    @user-jh5nd5eq1c 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep Freebird is a jailbird now

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has been his whole life like his father

  • @chankmank1881
    @chankmank1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the cookie is what helps them comply and not avoid answering questions

    • @robertpresley1503
      @robertpresley1503 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They put truth serum in their cookies.

    • @jgamez106
      @jgamez106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s comfort food so it makes sense

  • @danielsegres7086
    @danielsegres7086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    he rased he eyebrow so high

  • @MemeProphet
    @MemeProphet 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:37
    Insane Clown Possie FTW
    To Catch A Preditor

  • @prorangerr
    @prorangerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is 30 minutes away from me lol

  • @noahbathgate7133
    @noahbathgate7133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apparently Mr “Kickin’ me in the pants” died back in October

  • @brandonathey4338
    @brandonathey4338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha, i was thinking of MistaGG when i saw this in my feed. Shout out to GG.

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Role playing chat room*

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cops: oh shit, we cant do anything with that ironclad defence