Imagine being one of the people who got out just before the Dino’s were released and hearing screams a minute later
Lesson of the park: Don’t fall down when a dinosaur is near you!!
Why would you just sit there and get ate?lol all the people on this game 😂
Other way around kiddo FALL DOWN FOR ENTERTAINMENT (but still don’t do it it’s deadly :3)
"Woow this is a cool park, there's carnivore cages everywhere, and all of their gates are facing inside!, . . . . Hey where's the exit door?"
2:30 just seeing that other person cheering when the person on the ground is going to die
10:45 I just love the couple in the back stopping and looking at the dinosaur eating a person and being like : Damn that sucks, thank god we are not that guy, eh happens.
6:57 Oh my gosh those people clotheslining themselves to death on the dinosaur tail is the funniest thing. 😂😂😂
10:01 definitely the best part LMAO
Bro that intro was 🔥🔥🔥 if they don't introduce Giganotosaurus like that in the next film, I'm asking for a refund
I like how Rexy and Indy collectively decide that humans taste better when they are about to fight
Please just call it indominus rex or indo I hate it it when people call it Indy
@@gojirazillasaurus6341 I dont see the harm in calling it Indy, nor do I see why it bothers you so much to the point that you want me to change my wording exclusively for you..
@@gojirazillasaurus6341 Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy
I feel like he did this when the zoo is going bankrupt and he just go”ah what the hell, screw these people”
0:13 there you can see the world's luckiest and world's unluckiest people in one moment.
1:53 “ladies and gentlemen we pleased to welcome a *chomp*”
6:57 they ran into the tail and died!🤣🤣🤣🤣 XD
I mean getting hit by their tails would definitely knock you out if not kill you.
Main thing this game needed in order to be a masterpiece, better A.I.
I agree. The dinos are cool to look at, but they can be pretty wooden most of the time.
There were a few things op had that this didn't too, although I forget what they were.
still a one and a half star rating at the end. "well it could have been worse I guess, saw some pretty cool dinos eatin' people"
I died laughing when one of the people got whacked by the dinosaur’s tail
This is like Roller Coaster Tycoon *WITH DINOSAURS!*
Well it was developed by the same guys who made Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.
they had one called zoo tycoon and had a dinosaur edition where you could do the same thing as this video
@@IvansPersonal interesting that you said that, I feel like roller coaster tycoon was way more fleshed out than this game.
@Rare I think you mean this is exactly like Dino Park Tycoon with better graphics 🤔
1:05
What they said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to welcome the _Deinonychus_ to the Park."
What they meant: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to give you 12-1/2 minutes to survive in the Park."
The new Jurassic World movie needs a moment like this when it’s just pure carnage and mayhem lol
Honestly it sounds better than the stupid auction scene from fallen kingdom.
Its a movie for kids, altho.most audiences are adults. They would never do this. A lot of people complained when that baby sitter was eaten by that giant fish thing. So addimg carnage and gore would never happen( only if its not with humans)
@@davidwilson4446 different crowd, different directors. If you compare JP1 to JW you'll notice a huge difference in how they develop the plot, gore and stuff.
The Thumbnail says to me:
Allosaurus has never seen so much food before
@@incognitodon5779 that was a reference from the meme "allosaurus has never seen such bullshit before"
6:38 the best part ever
They are just like "alright you take the 500 on the left and I'll take the 500 on the right"
Plot twist: they are going on a hunt for the tastiest human. They say he tastes like McDonalds chicken nuggets.
2:30 i love how there’s a person on the right jumping up and down in happiness while a person was getting eaten by the giga i think that’s the dinosaur
6:30 playing Bolling
Why is the dinosaur combat in this game turn based and stat based instead of actual hunting like from Jurassic park operation genesis. Why would a velociraptor just calmly walk up to a t-rex and then attempt a duel of bites?
Thats what i think! This is the worst thing about this game. The most retarded and stupid combate system a dinossaur game could have. Pathetic
@@igormunizguimaraes8226
True.
I hate it as well.
It's the only thing that stopped this game from being great.
Oh, another flaw, a tiny ass Dino can smash down an electrically charged concrete wall with enough time
“Trapping 1,000 People with All Carnivores”
Oh, if only I could do this to people I don’t like
Nice, so when does the park re-open?
People:Ahhh!!! T-Rex! T-Rex:All I can eat buffet!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we're pleased to welcome a Gigantosaurus" rolf
He legit thwacked that man with his tail, then turned and looked at him like, "Are you seriously that dumb?"
3:55 that right there was an Indominus trying to play soccer/football everywhere except USA.
7:00 I want to know that MJN’s kill count.
1:20 anyone else realize how the Indo changed colors from the grassy area it was to the more open area it goes into when it walks out
Oh my god! The Trampling Slaughter at 6:30 XD
Imagine hearing the iconic T. Rex roar and then you hear hundreds of human screams from right behind a wall
"Hey guys!! We were just attacked in this corner! Lets go back to it!"
The streams of people actually running into the raptors tail while looking at the others be chomped lol
People in the viewing area after leaving the innovation center watching everyone die: 😧
Dinosaur walking in and seeing all those people:yummy
"That's the way it always starts out. Ooh. Aah. Then it's running and... and screaming."
"So this is how you make dinosaurs?"
"No. This is how you play God."
2:20
Gigantosaurus: "oh did I get someone? Nice!"
It's impressive that you managed to simulate my first playthrough of this game. Difference is, I was actually trying to play properly XD
"So this is how you make... dinosaurs."
"No... this is how you play the game."
6:35
Indominus: yo homie, wanna get something to eat?
T. rex: Shit let’s go brother
Me as an ark survival evolved player, lets tame them.. Where's my narco arrows
5:52 Jurassic world in a nutshell
2:20
“ did I just slapped someone away”?!
I lost it when indy just trampled over scores of people 😂
That T-Rex roar has got to be one of the greatest sounds ever made.
Just watching the Dino’s play air hockey with the npc’s is hilarious.
CEO : WTF U DOIN U RELEASE THE DINOSOURS?
Manager : we cant effort anymore cows for them.
I don’t think he got electric fence so I would try everything to scale that wall
Imagine being that person in the middle of the dinosaur fight just waking up and being like "WTAF!"
11:03 Queue music "Staying Alive" by The Bee Gees.
Finally a good video for this game lol. I’ve been playing it and I was hoping to find a vid like this where someone made a death trap.
Next round : trap 1000 trex with a Godzilla.
I like how the one objective is to stop the Dinosaurs fighting instead of rescuing the people. Also if the people so much as touch a Dino they die on the spot
Imagine getting hit by a dinosaur and skitting across the street and surviving, ow the pain.
6:58 i love how like 20 people dies because of running into a touching the dinosaur’s tail
2:20 giganotosaurus whacked that guy away with his tail 😂😂😂
6:43/12:22 T. Rex: Alright you go right and I’ll go left. Aaaaand...break!
1980 : "I bet there will be flying cars in the future"
2020 : *TRAPPING 1000 PEOPLE with ALL CARNIVORES*
A good way to become a dino buffet: Run into a 500-person corner where you can all get picked off.
People: (Screaming)
"Ladies and gentleman please welcome....."
People:run
Dinosaurs:oh look a all you can eat bufeet
Food workers: less money
4:26 my man indo straight up teabagged the guy😩😩😩
2:47 that one family of dummies running to a vicious dino
I feel like this developer could make an excellent resident evil spin off where you manage an umbrella lab and just test B.O.W. on agents
Thank you TH-cam recommendations! Always puts a smile of my face :))
Oh yes
Ooooh ahhhh that's how it starts
Then followed by running and screaming
jurrasic park reference classic
This game needs more blood and gore and way more animated fights
JP evolution 2 is coming out though late 2021 don't think they will "tweak" it
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
I swear if I was a dinosaur in that situation I would be Big Chungus, imagine spawning in a all you can eat buffet
@2:30 wtf mans was cheering em on 😭😂
The T-Rex roar is iconic and terrifying.
=) Finally somebody who know how to play this game
When the gigan released, everyone start hearing boss fight
Lesson of the park : if your fast outrun everybody you can
When instead of John Hammond running your park, you've got John Kramer.
Personal: guys this park is absolutely safe!
Oh my god this is like the ending to Rouge One
"-It's really dangerous here... hate this park
- But the music is nice!"
9:07 Me when I am on the bed coming back from my 4th overtime in a row.
If this were real,I could think of so many people I would love to see put in here.
I love the thumbnail, the Dinosaur has it's eyes squinted like "Hmm, yes, look at all these snacks."
8:18 “Break it up girls! I’m the bad bitch around here.”
Best part is the devs planned on someone doing this putting in animations of the visitors.
So these people can jump out of the way of my Jeep flying down the hill but can’t run from a dino.
Everyone else: Squid Game
Me: Nah, Jurassic Game
Grandpa always said:
_”You don’t have to outrun the beast, just the guy you’re with.”_
Ark loading tip lol
@@abdulmoid267 lets not forget the tip when encountering a giga. “If you are with a friend bola him and run away”
@@genericpotato9502 👍
My dad says that 😂
I don't need to be faster then the dino. I just have to be faster then you.