10:45 I just love the couple in the back stopping and looking at the dinosaur eating a person and being like : Damn that sucks, thank god we are not that guy, eh happens.
@@gojirazillasaurus6341 I dont see the harm in calling it Indy, nor do I see why it bothers you so much to the point that you want me to change my wording exclusively for you..
1:05 What they said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to welcome the _Deinonychus_ to the Park." What they meant: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to give you 12-1/2 minutes to survive in the Park."
Why is the dinosaur combat in this game turn based and stat based instead of actual hunting like from Jurassic park operation genesis. Why would a velociraptor just calmly walk up to a t-rex and then attempt a duel of bites?
Its a movie for kids, altho.most audiences are adults. They would never do this. A lot of people complained when that baby sitter was eaten by that giant fish thing. So addimg carnage and gore would never happen( only if its not with humans)
@@davidwilson4446 different crowd, different directors. If you compare JP1 to JW you'll notice a huge difference in how they develop the plot, gore and stuff.
2:30 i love how there’s a person on the right jumping up and down in happiness while a person was getting eaten by the giga i think that’s the dinosaur
I like how the one objective is to stop the Dinosaurs fighting instead of rescuing the people. Also if the people so much as touch a Dino they die on the spot
I sometimes still have recurring dreams about having to hide from a dinosaur. I’m 24 now and it’s been going on since I was like 5. I have no idea why I just watched all 12 mins of this.
@@5tephenmb Before you go to sleep, imagine the same scenario, but now you look for weapons. Some bits of metal, a long rod, and you use it as a spear, when he lunges for you, use his own momentum to drive it deep in his throat to get to the soft tissue not protected by hard scales. Then when you dream, fight back as well.
Which is more plausible in the movies: 1. The people in charge are moronically incompetent which leads to the dinosaurs escaping and killing people over and over again... or? 2. The people in charge are the sadistic 1% who intentionally create these parks, lure people in, and then make bets with large amounts of wealth or stocks on how many people survive. Winner gets put in charge of design and marketing for the next Park.
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10:45 I just love the couple in the back stopping and looking at the dinosaur eating a person and being like : Damn that sucks, thank god we are not that guy, eh happens.
😭🤣🤣
“What a sigh, eh babe?”
Didn’t even notic 😂
😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where da raprors😑
Grandpa always said:
_”You don’t have to outrun the beast, just the guy you’re with.”_
Ark loading tip lol
@@abdulmoid267 lets not forget the tip when encountering a giga. “If you are with a friend bola him and run away”
@@genericpotato9502 👍
My dad says that 😂
I don't need to be faster then the dino. I just have to be faster then you.
Imagine being one of the people who got out just before the Dino’s were released and hearing screams a minute later
Omg thats terrifying
Dammit Carl I told you there was a rave party going on
Imagine being not.
I'd rather be outside 😛
The main character of a Final Destination Movie
Npc intensifies
"Woow this is a cool park, there's carnivore cages everywhere, and all of their gates are facing inside!, . . . . Hey where's the exit door?"
The guests are running in herds. They do run in herds.
😂😂 Haven't laughed so hard in ages
this needs more likes
Lol references
I was just watching JP1 2 seconds ago so this made me chuckle
@Kylan Sulley Yes it does.. 500+ likes aren't wrong
2:30 just seeing that other person cheering when the person on the ground is going to die
Lol
Survival of the fittest!!!
🤣
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
they're baiting
Lesson of the park: Don’t fall down when a dinosaur is near you!!
Yep that's a grave mistake
Yeah
Lol
Why would you just sit there and get ate?lol all the people on this game 😂
Other way around kiddo FALL DOWN FOR ENTERTAINMENT (but still don’t do it it’s deadly :3)
6:57 Oh my gosh those people clotheslining themselves to death on the dinosaur tail is the funniest thing. 😂😂😂
They are all playing dead 😂
0:13 there you can see the world's luckiest and world's unluckiest people in one moment.
Hahaha 😂 to the top, soon
I like how Rexy and Indy collectively decide that humans taste better when they are about to fight
yea lol looks iconic!
Please just call it indominus rex or indo I hate it it when people call it Indy
@@gojirazillasaurus6341 I dont see the harm in calling it Indy, nor do I see why it bothers you so much to the point that you want me to change my wording exclusively for you..
@@gojirazillasaurus6341 Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy
Yes, Smart move haha! Why go for the bread if you have the steak.
still a one and a half star rating at the end. "well it could have been worse I guess, saw some pretty cool dinos eatin' people"
The food was good to.
LMFAOOOO
I feel like he did this when the zoo is going bankrupt and he just go”ah what the hell, screw these people”
He's got unlimited money and carnivores are expensive
@@windetta551 not when the food is paying you
1:05
What they said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to welcome the _Deinonychus_ to the Park."
What they meant: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to give you 12-1/2 minutes to survive in the Park."
Soooooooooooooooocoooooooooooo trueeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeee
Hahahaha
Actually its giganotosaurus lol
Lmao
Lol true
10:01 definitely the best part LMAO
thank✨💕
Lol
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to welcome a giganotosaurus"
@@Queen_Of_P.A.T meanwhile:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro that intro was 🔥🔥🔥 if they don't introduce Giganotosaurus like that in the next film, I'm asking for a refund
This generation of humans have very weak ankles
Ya that’s true
True
LMAO
Me asf my ankles suck
It's all a matter of natural selection! :)
Why is the dinosaur combat in this game turn based and stat based instead of actual hunting like from Jurassic park operation genesis. Why would a velociraptor just calmly walk up to a t-rex and then attempt a duel of bites?
Thats what i think! This is the worst thing about this game. The most retarded and stupid combate system a dinossaur game could have. Pathetic
@@igormunizguimaraes8226
True.
I hate it as well.
It's the only thing that stopped this game from being great.
Wew, that's a flaw in this game, time to go
Oh, another flaw, a tiny ass Dino can smash down an electrically charged concrete wall with enough time
@@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 whut
Main thing this game needed in order to be a masterpiece, better A.I.
I agree. The dinos are cool to look at, but they can be pretty wooden most of the time.
There were a few things op had that this didn't too, although I forget what they were.
(and gore)
I agree..the dinos fight is so wek
Blood and more screaming from the people.
The new Jurassic World movie needs a moment like this when it’s just pure carnage and mayhem lol
Honestly it sounds better than the stupid auction scene from fallen kingdom.
Its a movie for kids, altho.most audiences are adults. They would never do this. A lot of people complained when that baby sitter was eaten by that giant fish thing. So addimg carnage and gore would never happen( only if its not with humans)
@@cyberquasar2267 the first 3 movies would do something like this
@@davidwilson4446 different crowd, different directors. If you compare JP1 to JW you'll notice a huge difference in how they develop the plot, gore and stuff.
@@cyberquasar2267 this is why we cant have nice things lol
This is like Roller Coaster Tycoon *WITH DINOSAURS!*
Well it was developed by the same guys who made Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.
they had one called zoo tycoon and had a dinosaur edition where you could do the same thing as this video
@@austinscherzberg4569 my childhood.
@@IvansPersonal interesting that you said that, I feel like roller coaster tycoon was way more fleshed out than this game.
@Rare I think you mean this is exactly like Dino Park Tycoon with better graphics 🤔
3:55 that right there was an Indominus trying to play soccer/football everywhere except USA.
7:00 I want to know that MJN’s kill count.
15
1:53 “ladies and gentlemen we pleased to welcome a *chomp*”
6:57 they ran into the tail and died!🤣🤣🤣🤣 XD
This generation is full of idiots
Stupido
XD
I mean getting hit by their tails would definitely knock you out if not kill you.
Clotheslined
2:19 YEET
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's football time
And then he turns around like "yup, I did that" lmao
Ich foßball timee
Execute Order 66
Yes my lord.
Yes Lord Sidius
Ok 69th like
Good dinosaurs eat people
Yes my lord
I died laughing when one of the people got whacked by the dinosaur’s tail
2:20?
Ikr xD
But I didn't know it was whacked by it's tail xD
tf_unicrxnx lol
I saw it
Fr
2:30 i love how there’s a person on the right jumping up and down in happiness while a person was getting eaten by the giga i think that’s the dinosaur
Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally my cheating Ex is gonna get what she deserves!
@@Lycan_Jedi bruh
“Trapping 1,000 People with All Carnivores”
Oh, if only I could do this to people I don’t like
Its must a billion poeple 😆
You can with cannibals
Just do it out at sea, no one enforces law out there
The Thumbnail says to me:
Allosaurus has never seen so much food before
@@incognitodon5779 that was a reference from the meme "allosaurus has never seen such bullshit before"
@@incognitodon5779 Giga are more bigger these are probably Rex
@@shelasscaria9798 no, that wasn’t a tyrannosaur.
@@shelasscaria9798 no that was a giga the game also said that
2:31 LOOK ON THE RIGHT THERE IS SOMEONE CHEERING WTF
Squirrel in a bird house i saw it too like wtf
Most likely her mother in law that she wanted gone. 🤣
DinoBob13 lol 💀 💀 💀
@The Epic Show 💀💀💀
LOL
6:30 playing Bolling
He legit thwacked that man with his tail, then turned and looked at him like, "Are you seriously that dumb?"
6:35
Indominus: yo homie, wanna get something to eat?
T. rex: Shit let’s go brother
Diego Borja The Indominus is a girl and so is the Rex.
Hariharan Ashok IK it’s just part of the joke mate
@@hariharanashok9782 I think it's part attack helicopter
People:Ahhh!!! T-Rex! T-Rex:All I can eat buffet!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we're pleased to welcome a Gigantosaurus" rolf
Nice, so when does the park re-open?
1:20 anyone else realize how the Indo changed colors from the grassy area it was to the more open area it goes into when it walks out
Ye that’s a part of the game, a cool part too
It’s camouflage
10:26 love the announcement
Imagine hearing the iconic T. Rex roar and then you hear hundreds of human screams from right behind a wall
Oh my god! The Trampling Slaughter at 6:30 XD
"Hey guys!! We were just attacked in this corner! Lets go back to it!"
9:55 why u do that to them 😂
Derxmaz Says Go To Bed iKr Wii sports guy says nice shot
2:20
“ did I just slapped someone away”?!
The streams of people actually running into the raptors tail while looking at the others be chomped lol
"That's the way it always starts out. Ooh. Aah. Then it's running and... and screaming."
It's impressive that you managed to simulate my first playthrough of this game. Difference is, I was actually trying to play properly XD
People in the viewing area after leaving the innovation center watching everyone die: 😧
Dinosaur walking in and seeing all those people:yummy
"So this is how you make dinosaurs?"
"No. This is how you play God."
Me as an ark survival evolved player, lets tame them.. Where's my narco arrows
Tranq dart*
@@kingtristo9738 toxicant arrow*
@@thewallbruh1400 horse kick*
That T-Rex roar has got to be one of the greatest sounds ever made.
2:20
Gigantosaurus: "oh did I get someone? Nice!"
I feel like this developer could make an excellent resident evil spin off where you manage an umbrella lab and just test B.O.W. on agents
hey thats genius!!
"So this is how you make... dinosaurs."
"No... this is how you play the game."
4:24 Look A The Background Behind The Indoraptor the giga running in smashing all the people like play toys 😂😅
I swear if I was a dinosaur in that situation I would be Big Chungus, imagine spawning in a all you can eat buffet
I stearato if l Was a dinosauri.
I swiss if , l Was a dinosaurus.
8:52 dafuq, lmao.
CEO : WTF U DOIN U RELEASE THE DINOSOURS?
Manager : we cant effort anymore cows for them.
2:20 giganotosaurus whacked that guy away with his tail 😂😂😂
I lost it when indy just trampled over scores of people 😂
Finally a good video for this game lol. I’ve been playing it and I was hoping to find a vid like this where someone made a death trap.
People:run
Dinosaurs:oh look a all you can eat bufeet
Food workers: less money
1000 foods
I don’t think he got electric fence so I would try everything to scale that wall
I like how the one objective is to stop the Dinosaurs fighting instead of rescuing the people. Also if the people so much as touch a Dino they die on the spot
Just watching the Dino’s play air hockey with the npc’s is hilarious.
A good way to become a dino buffet: Run into a 500-person corner where you can all get picked off.
You mean the ones at the edge get picked off
Imagine being that person in the middle of the dinosaur fight just waking up and being like "WTAF!"
11:03 Queue music "Staying Alive" by The Bee Gees.
6:43/12:22 T. Rex: Alright you go right and I’ll go left. Aaaaand...break!
Imagine getting hit by a dinosaur and skitting across the street and surviving, ow the pain.
6:58 i love how like 20 people dies because of running into a touching the dinosaur’s tail
Hungry hungry hippos 2:
Dinosaur edition
N
1980 : "I bet there will be flying cars in the future"
2020 : *TRAPPING 1000 PEOPLE with ALL CARNIVORES*
5:52 Jurassic world in a nutshell
In my dreams, the 1000 People, ARE ALL POLITICIANS.
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
Satisfying and funny! Nice vid!
Ytyu
Satifsfying...
@@justgarfield9721 and funny.
People: (Screaming)
"Ladies and gentleman please welcome....."
It's like locking your sims in one single room for days, except that room is 10 acres and all the other sims are wild carnivorous dinosaurs
Next round : trap 1000 trex with a Godzilla.
4:26 my man indo straight up teabagged the guy😩😩😩
Best part is the devs planned on someone doing this putting in animations of the visitors.
1:04 the announcer is pleased to welcome everyone to the park as everyone is fleeing for their lives. Sounds like you created a psychopath park lol
If this were real,I could think of so many people I would love to see put in here.
Thank you TH-cam recommendations! Always puts a smile of my face :))
=) Finally somebody who know how to play this game
"-It's really dangerous here... hate this park
- But the music is nice!"
“No, that’s not how you’re supposed to play the game”
Sakarai with the smash banjo kazooie showcase
What lies before you represents the 3rd and final part of the Jurassic Park Initiative: Rescue, Rehabilitation and Release. Thank you for joining me.
Love how we don’t even know how dinosaurs really look but just accept humans who’s reimagined it.
Why isn't this a survival game it looks so good. Ark needs to take notes this is how graphics should look..
Personal: guys this park is absolutely safe!
Oh yes
Ooooh ahhhh that's how it starts
Then followed by running and screaming
jurrasic park reference classic
This is absolutely cruel, you didn't put water in there, the dinos will die of thirst
Many reptiles get their water from food
@@porschahendricks7898 lizard? yes, dinos? no.
@@sunnygolightly9996 how do you know that
@@porschahendricks7898 It's a matter of size propotion, the blood of a 150 pounds human isn't enough to hydrate a 9 tons T-Rex.
@@sunnygolightly9996 they're eating multiple
@2:30 wtf mans was cheering em on 😭😂
3:08 Embarrassing, those dinosaurs fight like karen
I sometimes still have recurring dreams about having to hide from a dinosaur. I’m 24 now and it’s been going on since I was like 5.
I have no idea why I just watched all 12 mins of this.
Sure enough, I had the dream again 😂
@@5tephenmb Before you go to sleep, imagine the same scenario, but now you look for weapons. Some bits of metal, a long rod, and you use it as a spear, when he lunges for you, use his own momentum to drive it deep in his throat to get to the soft tissue not protected by hard scales. Then when you dream, fight back as well.
Just imagine being one of people 🤣
Imagine being the dinosaurs and having hundreds of little snacks running around ready to be gobbled up 😂.
@@WampaStompa1996 lmao🤣😂🤣😂
@micah bogue frfr
Godzilla King same
Id just go In the big building on the middle there. Not that big of a deal
Alternate title:
How To Be An Utter Sadist In Jurassic World: Evolution
"OwO, what's this? A free meal? Don't mind if i do"
Which is more plausible in the movies:
1. The people in charge are moronically incompetent which leads to the dinosaurs escaping and killing people over and over again... or?
2. The people in charge are the sadistic 1% who intentionally create these parks, lure people in, and then make bets with large amounts of wealth or stocks on how many people survive. Winner gets put in charge of design and marketing for the next Park.