I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds. [Laughs] [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright…Who touched my gun!? Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard] [Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.] Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more! [Cuts to black.] Heheh. Cry some more.
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about heavy weapons guy than you do pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living heavy weapons guy could best him in a match of 2fort.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.
[Laughs]
[Checks the barrel of his Minigun] Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright…Who touched my gun!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
[Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard]
[Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.]
Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!
[Cuts to black.]
Heheh. Cry some more.
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about heavy weapons guy than you do pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living heavy weapons guy could best him in a match of 2fort.
@@Saladmanismuncle china 🇨🇳
Best part of this was tiny desk engineer , most precious thing of this game alongside spycrab , pootis bird and our dear seal
0:29 did that engi just say help in demomans voice
That engineer is a demo man!
They said "Heck no." but it was extremely silent. The recorder was the one who said help.
I love it when the Heavy and Medic kissed in game on Valentine’s Day
Finally.. the sex update
@iammonke5970 I'm so excited I can feel heavy coming inside me
10:22 i've definetly seen this "Rooteanu" guy before on a minecraft trade server...
2:47 can someone tell me why I find this one ragdoll to be particularly humorous.
nice a vid that shows the funny side of TF2 outside of the regular, stock map. keep it up salad
That saladmanism is a spy!
4:43 infinite fart blast
No way i was in the same lobby as you! I was constantly fighting the sniper who also killed you lmao (The minecraft trade lobby)
5:35 those Sandvich hats. I want them.
I love this community
7:20 a c c e p t t h e t r a n s g e n d e r
Me when i cant be tiny engineer
9:38 this could be greatly enhanced with the sproing sfx
That transition at 1:14 was so good
bob. that is all I must say. also nice video
thank you for accepting my friend request (also i love your video)
gegagidegedagahoh, abimarried alongtimego. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye joe?
awesome video!
apple sniper returns
Who else read "airblast gaming" as "ableist gaming"?
Could you make a tutorial on how you team your fortress, too? I'm sorry I am just confused
Bout a uhh, scout, maybe a uh, demoman
gaming
Hatred and evil
I love TF2
Only if i joined 7 hours before.....
Do you know what is the ip for this server
I want to play on the Minecraft trading server SO bad
3:20 how does one even get the luck for this camera angle?
Yes
How do i activate the fps+ mode
hey is me robbymaster1102
Good video :)
new video yippie!!1111!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!11!1!!!!!!!
please tell me which servers you played on
What rec software do you use
Obs is too confusing
Id suggest just sucking it up and learning OBS
@@Thewalliest ;(
What is the IP of the community server?
Omg it is me on 8m!!! Fr fr
me when the
so skibidi, 10/10 rizzler indeed.
The rizzlesness is taking this generation by whole
yo what team wars server is this
SECOND
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0 views? damn you fell off...
Nah she fell, I'm off
@@Saladmanismwat server ip
Yes