7:24 bruh that's the "Tangled: made in China" edition (when Rapunzel's tear fell on Eugene's ded body and that drop had the last remaining magic which left her) wtf Why was it a good idea to do this rip off???
But... the nose thing only happened once, and it was specifically the fairy doing it to make a point. It wasn't a constant thing, iconic though it might be.
Every celebrity has that special comeback. Marlon Brando in The Godfather, Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems, and now Pauly Shore just saved an entire film from obscurity by voicing a fruity Pinocchio... I can safely say that NO ONE ON THE PLANET saw this coming.
Are you sure you like her? You sound like boys with that voice and personality you have in this movie not girls. That horse is lying when he is this is a true story.
I think it would help to mention the fact since this movie is russian, its actually based on the soviet bootleg of carlo collodi's pinocchio, called the golden key, sometimes referred to burarino. In the golden key, its basically a censored and whitewashed version of the original pinocchio where nothing bad happens in the story and buratino (pinocchio) never tells a lie and doesn't grow his nose to fit with soviet standards. It's really weird and most russians are familiar with the golden key instead of pinocchio. You can tell it's buratino just from the design, his iconic striped red hat and golden blonde hair, fitting the color scheme of the soviet union
Being a Russian myself I grew up with Buratino and only after found it was an "adaptation" for the Pinnochio, which is funny as we also have the same thing with Wizard of Oz as the Russian "bootleg" version is called Ellie in the Emerald city which compared to Buratino is literally the same so I have no idea why they even rebranded it 😂. But to be fair I would disagree a bit with the "censored" and "nothing bad happens" as the story itself was more about a rowdy kid trying to learn to be well mannered/responsible rather than saying the truth as in Pinnochio and there are some dark parts in the story. Especially the one which I bet hunted a lot of children where Buratino is tricked by the cat and the fox to bury money in an abandoned graveyard/field at night and then attacked, robbed, stripped by them to be hanged upside down by the tree the whole night until he is found.
@@allece_tea oh right! yeah i was exadderating a bit, it seems more like it was based on the original pinocchio story before collodi made the ending too, since buratino doesn't become a real boy. I can actually see some potential with this version of the story actually, like for example, accepting yourself for who you are instead of changing yourself to fit contemporary standards. But this movie goes in the total opposite direction, and that's such a waste to me. Fruity pinocchio makes himself turn into a human and give up dreams on seeing the world for some girl? Not a great lesson for kids. Pinocchio (or buratino in this case) shouldn't feel the need to change himself, and should be greatful for the miracle of life he already has :>
Honestly the only modern version of a classic children's tale I genuinely appreciate was that Hansel and Gretel adaptation Netflix released last year, "Secret Magic Control Agency". That movie was hilarious and quite relatable, a surprisingly colorful and creative take of the original story. The best way I'd describe it is a mix between "Shrek 2" and "Zootopia"
@@quentinrosver9667 Well it isn't perfect and, like I said, the plot is something that you have probably seen done before, but the execution is pretty good, the visuals quite outstanding for a lower-budget movie, and the comedy cartoonish for the most part, but there are a few adult jokes sprinkled here and there. There's also some interesting world building and I find most characters quite charming. But what stood out the most in my opinion was the sibling-bond between our two main characters, Hansel and Gretel. I think it was very refreshing to see a sibling-oriented adventure for once (especially a brother-sister one). And I think it was quite relatable for anyone who has siblings, both for adults and children (you'll see what I mean). The movie has its fair share of heart-felt moments too and not gonna lie, one of them actually made me tear up a bit. Anyway, I believe it is a worthy and fun experience.
i liked how the writers didnt try to make it a typical romance like most movies do, just 2 siblings and their adventure, working out their differences!!
The scene where Pinnochio managed to survived the gunshot from the Cat without the need of bullet proof screams "LOGIC". Pinnochio is maybe fruity, but sure his wooden skin is made out of steel.
Just from hearing you talk about it, it sounds like a Tangled rip-off. 1. Young protaganist wants to run away. 2. Horse companion. 3. Girl character brings boy character back to life by crying on him with magical tears. I might watch it at some point and maybe catch some more similarities.
Original: Hastily made Disney bootleg with a story that doesn't make much sense and bland animation English dub: Legendary meme icon masterpiece because the voice actors/localization team just said "Fuck it" Pinocchio: A True Story is European Ghost Stories
So. I just found out that Fruity Pinochio is a weird love child of English Pinochio and Russian Buratino. Buratino is a russian version of Pinochio, a story about a wooden kid made by Papa Carlo, Russian version of Jepetto, who obtained a weird log that scared the shit out of his drinking partner. He then made Buratino out of it. Buratino's plot is basically Pinochio's story, but with good ending and more characters and most important antagonists in the story are puppet master also known as Karabas Barabas and Fox and The Cat who work for the puppet master. So that's why cat and fox appear so often in the movie. Also Buratino does not have ability to make his nose longer. Buratino's plot does not revolve around him trying to be a real boy. Author kept Pinochio's part where he gets into trouble after going to the circus, but after that he gets into some shenanigans. Meets new friends, those being a blue haired girl named Malvina who was part of Karabas's puppet crew and her Poodle named Artemon. And finds out about a special golden key that can open a weird metalic secret door hidden behind a rag hanging on Carlo's wall. Buratino has a lot of unique elements and it became a russian classic.
I have no clue, there was a French puss in boots film that also had the true story subtitle, tho I guess it's not much different than the bullshit hollywood puts in their "real" biopics.
Hands down the best film of 2022; cured my depression, and encouraged me to adapt Dracula into a horror comedy with Van Hellsing having raspy voice! ~This comment is a joke although the idea of adapting another piece of the public domain would be possible. In addition to having the Bleach and Saban Tokusatsu show cast involved(among other concepts of mine)
So, about why the fox and the cat were preserved but the rest of the plot wasn't... Basically this was a full-scale Russian animation project by local crew and funded by the government. AND Pinnochio was translated/adapted in Russian, known in this country as "Buratino". This adaptation has almost no ties to the original Pinnochio tale, so much that the protagonist doesn't even want to become human in the first place! The only plot threads that appear both in Pinnochio and Buratino are the puppet circus - and the fox and the cat scamming the protagonist. In fact, those two characters are prominent antagonists in the Russian version (and it's movie and cartoon adaptations from the 20th century) instead of simply appearing in a single scene - just like in this animation where they work with the puppetmaster. To sum up, the reason behind Pinnochio: A True Story being a weird adaptation can be attributed to it being an amalgamation between the original plot by Carlo Collodi, the Russian adaptation of Buratino, and whatever else the writers wanted to add so that it wouldn't be like the other films (like the talking horse).
As a Russian dude, i already noticed the similarities between Pinochio and Buratino's story. Especially with Pinochio's love interest having blue hair like Malvina, a character feom Buratino fairy tale, who was not featured in Pinochio. This would also be an obvious Buratino adaptation, if fox was female and blue haired girl had a poodle.
A few small changes would make this Pinocchio design better. •More obvious wood grain texture. •Doll like joints instead of human like joints with the smooth transition from torso to neck and all. •Make his hair wood or just say it's make from a wig Otherwise I don't have an issue with his design.
Because the internet be like that sometimes Like with doge, we are number one, that one anime guy looking at a butterfly Somehow someone sees that, makes a meme out of it and the internet goes WILD It’s truly a sight to behold
@@mythos2490 yeah or the fnaf soundtrack+sound effects being used in all "gen z humour" type of memes I don't include the bite of 87 with Mark here because it's OBVIOUSLY high tier meme material
"Father when can I leave to be my own, I got the whole world to see ✨💖👁️👄👁️💅" - Just Stop 10/10 "Very Inspiring Movie Quotes of all time" - IGN 10/10 "So let's just say hypothetically it's makes you wanna think about the industrial society, truly JustStop's word really makes us question about reality" - Ben Shapiro 10/10 "I cried when he sayed that, truly remarkable" - Jeffrey Bazos 10/10 "Best inspiring anime ever" - Elon Musk 9/11 "Those words makes me shit in tears of joy" - Obama Hussein
The voice acting feels like something that would've been done in a slap on titan but y'know unfortunately this was meant to be taken seriously well to a certain extent
On your point about the water effects in this film; from what I can tell, they literally just used the default Blender fluid presets, _maybe_ with a couple of sliders moved a couple of milimetres to the left/right.
@@samreddig8819 Yep, there is in fact four this year. Everyone always forgets Pinocchio and the Water of Life, since it looks decent, rather than terrible like the Disney one of the Pauly Shore one, or amazing, like the Guillermo Del Toro one.
I literally only know Pauly Shore because my family has an old DVD of the Vince Vaughn Ben Still comedy Dodgeball, and before the movie played there was a promo of Pauly Shore being hit with dodgeballs promoting what I assume is a stand up special of his called “Pauly Shore is Dead” coming to DVD at the time
Oh no, not Pauly Shore. D: I know that voice anywhere. I hear the creator of Pinocchio absolutely hated children. That's why every child character in Pinocchio is an unlovable bastard.
This reminds me of The True History of Puss in Boots, a French film that came out around the same time as the DreamWorks film. The English dub was done in Canada but when Fox distributed it, they re-dubbed Richard Dumont's Puss, best known as Sardo from Are You Afraid Of The Dark, with William Shatner. No other actor was re-dubbed.
As an Italian who used to love the original fairytale as a kid I have to admit that I was low-key afraid of the trailer when it came out but now I have to admit it this movie is hilarious- Also great video dude, you gained yourself a sub :]
About the Cat and the Fox in 9:55 Perhaps the creators were inspired by a cartoon version of Pinocchio that was made in USSR back in 1959 by the name of "Приключения Буратино" There are lots of iconic scenes with these two characters in particular regarding the storyline where they tried to scam Buratino (aka soviet Pinocchio). They are remembered by adults and sometimes even used in everyday life lol (for example the line in a song where the Fox whose name I don't remember was trying to get Pinocchio distracted by saying "Какое небо голубое!" translated smth like "What a beautiful sky there is today, look!") We really can connect the dots here since Pinocchio the True Story is made in Russia yk so yeah that's why it's even in the movie lol
This movie is like a regulated version of the anime Ghost Stories, where instead of being given almost completely free reign on what they can do, the voice actors are just really trying to push the envelope on how deranged/hilarious they can sound without getting cut by the producers (not that they probably care that much for the movie anyway). It’s like a shitpost that cost money to make.
I watched the first ten minutes, and immediately thought “so this is one of those movies where you’re supposed to take the edibles 15mins before hitting play”
Sorry chief but I don’t want any spoilers. I will definitely watch this video after finishing the movie tho (so potentially never but hopefully someday)
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When you said "This scene sounds like improv" it made me realize: "I know of and personally know people who can do improv better than that. They'd only make up something that stupid, and with that expression if they felt goofy that day and didn't wanna take it seriously."
Should make a different rating scale. A thru F, and then F- thru A-. Shows how some shows make that turn from so bad that it is fun to watch and laugh at how bad it is.
Hearing all the Pinocchio stuff coming out makes me genuinely sick.. There's this freak on Twitter that sexualizes Pinocchio 24/7 and I'd rather not hear about what she's gonna do next--
It's weird that everyone is releasing Pinocchio adaptations in these last couple of years, there was even another live action Pinocchio not made by Disney last year.
It's already smth like a meme, because if smth "sponsored by Фонд Кино" - this mean (90%) than it's a sh*t. By the way - if you want to see Russian adaptation of Pinnocio - Buratino (Буратино).
When I first saw the trailer, it was truly something to behold I mean seriously this movie is such a enjoyably bad film of a meme that it's a blessing in disguise. Like you said, go see it so you can laugh your rear off and to have a blast.
So if you say that this film was sponsored by russian government it was probably based not only on original story of Pinocchio and Disney film but also on russian version of the story - "Golden key". Author of this adoptation tried to translate original book but he basically new nothing about Italian language so he ended up writing entirely new story with same concept. Main character here is named Buratino and although story starts the same Buratino's journey is quite different from Pinocchio's. For instance there's no whale, fairy or jail and Buratino stays as wooden doll at the end. So with all of that in mind I wanted to clear up some things: The reason why there isn't anything about Pinocchio nose is because in russian version Buratino lost this trait; Circus is very present in the story the same way it was in "Golden key". I think I should go even further and say that in this book owner of the circus(his name is Karabas-Barabas) is actually the main villain of the story; The "love interest" girl is probably a representation of Malvina - girl with blue hair that ran of from the circus with her dog. I don't really understand why she plays this role here 'cause Buratino never showed any interest in her but his friend Piero did. He loved her and dedicated songs to her, he also left circus to find Malvina; Fox and cat duo was really involved in the events of the book, they were also the right-hand people of Karabas-Barabas so it's not surprising that they play big role in the story. So there is a lot of inspiration from this version of "Pinocchio" but there's a lot of differences too such as there was no horse and the story wasn't that awful. If you interested you can search "Buratino and the golden key" here on TH-cam, there's many clips from films and cartoons some of them have english subtitles. I recommend watching clip with Piero song, it's from the most famous adoptation and actors(who are children btw) play their roles pretty well
"Bottom of the barrel trash" Dude, Whip It was my childhood to the point where it got me into skating. The rest I haven't seen but I've heard most of them are trash. There are some gems in there. Maybe it's just nostalgia so yall let me know what yall think
I gotta admit I love the new avatar man! So sharp with the square fingers ,and exaggerated and expressive!!😊 it gives me major Panty and Stocking/Invader Zim vibes and I’m all here for it!!
My best guess for Tybalt is that he's an amalgam of the cricket (as you said) and Candlewick, the boy Pinocchio met on Pleasure Island who turned into a donkey. In the book they remained companions for a while post-transformation.
I compare this movie to Despicable Me Where it's the thing in the movie that make it weird EX: Pinocchio Voice Also is it just me or does Pinocchio look nothing like wood
The fairy has the same energy as people who say that depressed people should just be happy
😂
Bullet-proof stradegy!
Bullet-proof stragedy!
Bullet-proof stradgey!
The fact that I prefer this version of Pinocchio over the disney Pinocchio says something
7:24 bruh that's the "Tangled: made in China" edition (when Rapunzel's tear fell on Eugene's ded body and that drop had the last remaining magic which left her) wtf
Why was it a good idea to do this rip off???
Yes! And it did it 100000 better.
The water physics looks like the "fluid" from a h0rs3 animation
Cool review. I'm going to go watch The Room now.
But... the nose thing only happened once, and it was specifically the fairy doing it to make a point. It wasn't a constant thing, iconic though it might be.
Every celebrity has that special comeback. Marlon Brando in The Godfather, Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems, and now Pauly Shore just saved an entire film from obscurity by voicing a fruity Pinocchio... I can safely say that NO ONE ON THE PLANET saw this coming.
Let's not forget that one celebrity comeback of all time.
Smith slaps the Rock.
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@@Silentjuggler Pleasure to meet you good sir
I never would've thought the word "fruity" would come back in the lexicon.
robert downey jr had that comeback too in iron man 1.
Fruity Pinnochio: “She is the most beautiful thing in this world”
Fruity Pinnochio’s Nose Grows
SPOILER ALERT
Pinocchio didn't grow his nose.
Are you sure you like her? You sound like boys with that voice and personality you have in this movie not girls. That horse is lying when he is this is a true story.
She probably is at least in their world, because everyone else is piss ugly. 😂
Thats why they didn't add that detail in the movie. It all makes sense now!
The only actual plot twist.
This film is official one of the greatest films of all time, like Star Wars, Cool Cat Saves The Kids, Citizen Cane and Shrek.
Where is “The Room”
*Kane
thats not fair to shrek, its actually a good movie
@@deamonsead obviously
Oh no, not Cool Cat. I can still hear Daddy Derek's screaming to the internet "bullies".
killer bean not only had better writing, but also better ragdolls.
Killer bean is an legendary masterpiece
killer bean shall never be challegened in cinema
I think it would help to mention the fact since this movie is russian, its actually based on the soviet bootleg of carlo collodi's pinocchio, called the golden key, sometimes referred to burarino. In the golden key, its basically a censored and whitewashed version of the original pinocchio where nothing bad happens in the story and buratino (pinocchio) never tells a lie and doesn't grow his nose to fit with soviet standards. It's really weird and most russians are familiar with the golden key instead of pinocchio. You can tell it's buratino just from the design, his iconic striped red hat and golden blonde hair, fitting the color scheme of the soviet union
Italians are white...
@@thatitalianlameguy2235 i meant whitewashed as in, making it more sanatized than the original, not the other definition.
Honestly this makes some of the plot points in the movie make more sense
Being a Russian myself I grew up with Buratino and only after found it was an "adaptation" for the Pinnochio, which is funny as we also have the same thing with Wizard of Oz as the Russian "bootleg" version is called Ellie in the Emerald city which compared to Buratino is literally the same so I have no idea why they even rebranded it 😂.
But to be fair I would disagree a bit with the "censored" and "nothing bad happens" as the story itself was more about a rowdy kid trying to learn to be well mannered/responsible rather than saying the truth as in Pinnochio and there are some dark parts in the story. Especially the one which I bet hunted a lot of children where Buratino is tricked by the cat and the fox to bury money in an abandoned graveyard/field at night and then attacked, robbed, stripped by them to be hanged upside down by the tree the whole night until he is found.
@@allece_tea oh right! yeah i was exadderating a bit, it seems more like it was based on the original pinocchio story before collodi made the ending too, since buratino doesn't become a real boy. I can actually see some potential with this version of the story actually, like for example, accepting yourself for who you are instead of changing yourself to fit contemporary standards.
But this movie goes in the total opposite direction, and that's such a waste to me. Fruity pinocchio makes himself turn into a human and give up dreams on seeing the world for some girl? Not a great lesson for kids. Pinocchio (or buratino in this case) shouldn't feel the need to change himself, and should be greatful for the miracle of life he already has :>
Honestly the only modern version of a classic children's tale I genuinely appreciate was that Hansel and Gretel adaptation Netflix released last year, "Secret Magic Control Agency". That movie was hilarious and quite relatable, a surprisingly colorful and creative take of the original story. The best way I'd describe it is a mix between "Shrek 2" and "Zootopia"
mhm!!!!
is it a good movie? i wanna watch it for myself
@@quentinrosver9667 Well it isn't perfect and, like I said, the plot is something that you have probably seen done before, but the execution is pretty good, the visuals quite outstanding for a lower-budget movie, and the comedy cartoonish for the most part, but there are a few adult jokes sprinkled here and there. There's also some interesting world building and I find most characters quite charming.
But what stood out the most in my opinion was the sibling-bond between our two main characters, Hansel and Gretel. I think it was very refreshing to see a sibling-oriented adventure for once (especially a brother-sister one). And I think it was quite relatable for anyone who has siblings, both for adults and children (you'll see what I mean).
The movie has its fair share of heart-felt moments too and not gonna lie, one of them actually made me tear up a bit.
Anyway, I believe it is a worthy and fun experience.
have you seen A Take Dale and Grim? I'd say that's pretty good as well :>
i liked how the writers didnt try to make it a typical romance like most movies do, just 2 siblings and their adventure, working out their differences!!
The scene where Pinnochio managed to survived the gunshot from the Cat without the need of bullet proof screams "LOGIC".
Pinnochio is maybe fruity, but sure his wooden skin is made out of steel.
Also, he’s made out of wood
Of course he can survive a bullet
@@godricktheminecrafted3113 can he?
no guts to bleed from a wooden boy
@@larniieplayz6285 yes
If you shoot a tree, the tree will still be fine
The bullet realized how bad the movie was and cringed itself out of existence before making impact
"disney princess syndrome"
Pinocchio is a queen, not a princess
Yass queen
Just from hearing you talk about it, it sounds like a Tangled rip-off.
1. Young protaganist wants to run away.
2. Horse companion.
3. Girl character brings boy character back to life by crying on him with magical tears.
I might watch it at some point and maybe catch some more similarities.
Stolen child discovers true lineage via family crest emblazoned on a handkerchief
Now that you say it it's pretty obvious huh
I saw the revival scene on TH-cam and it's so similar to the Tangle version. Too similar to be a conquidence
Original: Hastily made Disney bootleg with a story that doesn't make much sense and bland animation
English dub: Legendary meme icon masterpiece because the voice actors/localization team just said "Fuck it"
Pinocchio: A True Story is European Ghost Stories
Oh my god I love the idea of this movie being the European Ghost Stories
Doogal
Ghost stories had the script completely changed and good acting, while this has the same script but acting wi bad it's good.
Pinocchio is the Russian Ghost Stories.
It really makes me want to say Cyka Blyat.
More media should get the Ghost Stories treatment
So. I just found out that Fruity Pinochio is a weird love child of English Pinochio and Russian Buratino.
Buratino is a russian version of Pinochio, a story about a wooden kid made by Papa Carlo, Russian version of Jepetto, who obtained a weird log that scared the shit out of his drinking partner. He then made Buratino out of it. Buratino's plot is basically Pinochio's story, but with good ending and more characters and most important antagonists in the story are puppet master also known as Karabas Barabas and Fox and The Cat who work for the puppet master. So that's why cat and fox appear so often in the movie. Also Buratino does not have ability to make his nose longer. Buratino's plot does not revolve around him trying to be a real boy. Author kept Pinochio's part where he gets into trouble after going to the circus, but after that he gets into some shenanigans. Meets new friends, those being a blue haired girl named Malvina who was part of Karabas's puppet crew and her Poodle named Artemon. And finds out about a special golden key that can open a weird metalic secret door hidden behind a rag hanging on Carlo's wall. Buratino has a lot of unique elements and it became a russian classic.
So for all intents its not even a Pinochio film.
@@26bema exactly. It's a Buratino that tries hard to be Pinocchio
I am always going to ask myself, “why is it called A True Story?”
I have no clue, there was a French puss in boots film that also had the true story subtitle, tho I guess it's not much different than the bullshit hollywood puts in their "real" biopics.
Hands down the best film of 2022; cured my depression, and encouraged me to adapt Dracula into a horror comedy with Van Hellsing having raspy voice!
~This comment is a joke although the idea of adapting another piece of the public domain would be possible. In addition to having the Bleach and Saban Tokusatsu show cast involved(among other concepts of mine)
i mean... Van Hellsing is kinda of a dork in the book
@@coca_0146 Makes sense tho
Isn’t that just hotel Transylvania?
Bleach?
So, about why the fox and the cat were preserved but the rest of the plot wasn't... Basically this was a full-scale Russian animation project by local crew and funded by the government. AND Pinnochio was translated/adapted in Russian, known in this country as "Buratino". This adaptation has almost no ties to the original Pinnochio tale, so much that the protagonist doesn't even want to become human in the first place! The only plot threads that appear both in Pinnochio and Buratino are the puppet circus - and the fox and the cat scamming the protagonist. In fact, those two characters are prominent antagonists in the Russian version (and it's movie and cartoon adaptations from the 20th century) instead of simply appearing in a single scene - just like in this animation where they work with the puppetmaster.
To sum up, the reason behind Pinnochio: A True Story being a weird adaptation can be attributed to it being an amalgamation between the original plot by Carlo Collodi, the Russian adaptation of Buratino, and whatever else the writers wanted to add so that it wouldn't be like the other films (like the talking horse).
As a Russian dude, i already noticed the similarities between Pinochio and Buratino's story. Especially with Pinochio's love interest having blue hair like Malvina, a character feom Buratino fairy tale, who was not featured in Pinochio. This would also be an obvious Buratino adaptation, if fox was female and blue haired girl had a poodle.
I think that also some Hungarians are involved in this project.
i am reading all that
A few small changes would make this Pinocchio design better.
•More obvious wood grain texture.
•Doll like joints instead of human like joints with the smooth transition from torso to neck and all.
•Make his hair wood or just say it's make from a wig
Otherwise I don't have an issue with his design.
you could even make his hair look like straw or some other material
@@doubleh333lix yeah
Pinocchio a true story is literally becoming a meme and I don't know why
Because the internet be like that sometimes
Like with doge, we are number one, that one anime guy looking at a butterfly
Somehow someone sees that, makes a meme out of it and the internet goes WILD
It’s truly a sight to behold
@@mythos2490 The current resurgence of MGRR memes is another example
@@mythos2490 yeah or the fnaf soundtrack+sound effects being used in all "gen z humour" type of memes
I don't include the bite of 87 with Mark here because it's OBVIOUSLY high tier meme material
Circus leader: evil
Detective: stupid
Bella: girl
Pinocchio: gay
Hotel: Trivago
Wait this movie exists? Also I feel the title and thumbnail are a April fool's joke.
It has to be.
Tom Kenny is literally the Kevin Bacon of animation.
To me, it’s James Arnold Taylor.
"Father when can I leave to be my own, I got the whole world to see ✨💖👁️👄👁️💅"
- Just Stop
10/10 "Very Inspiring Movie Quotes of all time"
- IGN
10/10 "So let's just say hypothetically it's makes you wanna think about the industrial society, truly JustStop's word really makes us question about reality"
- Ben Shapiro
10/10 "I cried when he sayed that, truly remarkable"
- Jeffrey Bazos
10/10 "Best inspiring anime ever"
- Elon Musk
9/11 "Those words makes me shit in tears of joy"
- Obama Hussein
OH MY GOD.
Obama's first name is Barack, but beside's that, what a masterful comment.
what is Barack’s last name hmmmmm >,’ /
e/mc^2 "Sequel?"
-Albert Einstein
I can't even emphasize how many good moments from the dub I had to cut out of the video.
This film's dub will forever remain unmatched lmao
“Nine times out of nine” that killed me
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The voice acting feels like something that would've been done in a slap on titan but y'know unfortunately this was meant to be taken seriously well to a certain extent
On your point about the water effects in this film; from what I can tell, they literally just used the default Blender fluid presets, _maybe_ with a couple of sliders moved a couple of milimetres to the left/right.
Another trans engineering/cad nerd????? Ily
@@demonengines6063 Eh, I'd say I'm less that and more "fucking around in my free time trying to learn how to make decent models".
Just Stop, when can I leave to be on my ownnnnn?
I've got the world to see
@@poweroffriendship2.0 worldussy
Fun fact: Tom Kenny is in two Pinocchio movies this year: This, where he's Geppetto, and a second Russian movie where he's playing Pinocchio.
Are you telling me there's FOUR Pinocchio movies this year alone?
@@samreddig8819 Yep, there is in fact four this year. Everyone always forgets Pinocchio and the Water of Life, since it looks decent, rather than terrible like the Disney one of the Pauly Shore one, or amazing, like the Guillermo Del Toro one.
the fairy mentioned that only a person with a soul and heart can only turn him human, this implies that the fairy doesn't have a heart nor a soul
This movie is The Room of Pinocchio movies.
7:22 They really took a fucking plot point from the 1st pokemon movie
It was already overused when Pokémon did it.
he's stagnant and uninteresting, eh?
so one could say that he's a rather.... *wooden* character.
It really feels like I'm watching an animated Tommy Wiseau movie
Even wissau can do better than this
Let's be honest, shit is bad right now. We need a meme movie. I'm not mad about it
Circus Leader: Evil
Detective: Stupid
Bella: Girl
Pinocchio: GAY
for lack of a better word
“If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human”
That has the same energy as “Why can’t homeless people just buy a home?”
I literally only know Pauly Shore because my family has an old DVD of the Vince Vaughn Ben Still comedy Dodgeball, and before the movie played there was a promo of Pauly Shore being hit with dodgeballs promoting what I assume is a stand up special of his called “Pauly Shore is Dead” coming to DVD at the time
This movie is definetly one of the movies of all time, maybe even THE movie of all time.
Fun Fact: This movie was dubbed from Russia
Oh no, not Pauly Shore. D: I know that voice anywhere.
I hear the creator of Pinocchio absolutely hated children. That's why every child character in Pinocchio is an unlovable bastard.
I actually prefer this to Disney's new Pinocchio lol
Wow, after two years, your character finally cut his hair.
Why Tom Kenny would sign up for this is beyond me
He did elf bowling so I’m not surprised
Living in Cali is expensive
@@KaminoKatie He makes 75k per episode of SpongeBob from what I heard
@@Bolbi145 Dang, I didn't know that
he obviously knew it would be a masterpiece
This reminds me of The True History of Puss in Boots, a French film that came out around the same time as the DreamWorks film. The English dub was done in Canada but when Fox distributed it, they re-dubbed Richard Dumont's Puss, best known as Sardo from Are You Afraid Of The Dark, with William Shatner. No other actor was re-dubbed.
You sound like you’re having so much while fun recording this video, it’s just so nice to hear
As an Italian who used to love the original fairytale as a kid I have to admit that I was low-key afraid of the trailer when it came out but now I have to admit it this movie is hilarious-
Also great video dude, you gained yourself a sub :]
I guess you could say Pinocchio's character is rather _wooden._
About the Cat and the Fox in 9:55
Perhaps the creators were inspired by a cartoon version of Pinocchio that was made in USSR back in 1959 by the name of "Приключения Буратино"
There are lots of iconic scenes with these two characters in particular regarding the storyline where they tried to scam Buratino (aka soviet Pinocchio). They are remembered by adults and sometimes even used in everyday life lol (for example the line in a song where the Fox whose name I don't remember was trying to get Pinocchio distracted by saying "Какое небо голубое!" translated smth like "What a beautiful sky there is today, look!")
We really can connect the dots here since Pinocchio the True Story is made in Russia yk so yeah that's why it's even in the movie lol
The circus plot is from USSR cartoon named "Buratino".
Well, it's just Russian adaptation of original Italian story made in 1980s or something
It's also the same reason why they only adapt part with Cat and Fox scheming Pinnoccio.
This movie is like a regulated version of the anime Ghost Stories, where instead of being given almost completely free reign on what they can do, the voice actors are just really trying to push the envelope on how deranged/hilarious they can sound without getting cut by the producers (not that they probably care that much for the movie anyway). It’s like a shitpost that cost money to make.
It's look more like russian version of Pinocchio, Buratino
O wait, it's russian movie...
Then I'm not surprise
You just gave me PTSD from Pinocchio 3000...
"The True Story" is a disastrous masterpiece.
Honestly the words Pinocchio and 3000 unlocked a deep and hidden memory so ye I'll get back to this video in like an hour and a half or something
Thank you for not making an April Fools joke.
3:12 to be honest, this mark is like a red flag for us. Almost every movie the ФК have ever sponsored was trash
Truly a masterpiece of it’s times
I watched the first ten minutes, and immediately thought “so this is one of those movies where you’re supposed to take the edibles 15mins before hitting play”
Sorry chief but I don’t want any spoilers. I will definitely watch this video after finishing the movie tho (so potentially never but hopefully someday)
honestly they made Pinocchio sound fruity
dont know why they just did
The Cat and thefox remind me of the cat and fox characters in the German show Pinocchio. The character design is insanely similar.
This movie looks like something that has been forgotten in the dusty basement since 2010 and someone found it again and released it.
The lights are ok but the animation is terrible
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@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 *worldussy
When you said "This scene sounds like improv" it made me realize: "I know of and personally know people who can do improv better than that. They'd only make up something that stupid, and with that expression if they felt goofy that day and didn't wanna take it seriously."
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This is a genuinely really good review, and its an even better meme
The moment you mentioned Pinocchio 3000, you unlocked a childhood memory of mine watching it on Cartoon Network
i had that movie on dvd
Music, animation, Ukraine and by extension themselves. Russia is screwing everything up lately.
Should make a different rating scale.
A thru F, and then F- thru A-. Shows how some shows make that turn from so bad that it is fun to watch and laugh at how bad it is.
This is one of those movies you have to watch while absolutely wasted.
This story was so true I couldn't believe it
I just watched this.
“For lack of a better word, GAY.”
hahaha
I really enjoy these new sprites you have big props to whoever made them
Hearing all the Pinocchio stuff coming out makes me genuinely sick..
There's this freak on Twitter that sexualizes Pinocchio 24/7 and I'd rather not hear about what she's gonna do next--
Funny
It's weird that everyone is releasing Pinocchio adaptations in these last couple of years, there was even another live action Pinocchio not made by Disney last year.
1940 Pinocchio will never be topped, loved the video btw
Happy April Fools Day
I don't know why but the Skadoo Skadoo Skadoo scene always cracks me up every time I see it.😂😂😂
It's already smth like a meme, because if smth "sponsored by Фонд Кино" - this mean (90%) than it's a sh*t.
By the way - if you want to see Russian adaptation of Pinnocio - Buratino (Буратино).
Tom Kenny!! Spongebob?? Tom, we'll forget this. At least you're a better Geppetto than Tom Hanks.
When I first saw the trailer, it was truly something to behold I mean seriously this movie is such a enjoyably bad film of a meme that it's a blessing in disguise. Like you said, go see it so you can laugh your rear off and to have a blast.
Not gonna lie, that scene of Pinnochio running out of the window always makes me laugh
Children “Mom, Mom, Mom!”
Mom “What is it?”
Children “Can we get Pinocchio”
Mom “No we already have Pinocchio at home”
*Pinocchio at home*
THIS VIDEO IS F*CKING GEM
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how is this movie even real
I wonder if the actors accepted the job with the intention of making it hilarious from the get go...
So if you say that this film was sponsored by russian government it was probably based not only on original story of Pinocchio and Disney film but also on russian version of the story - "Golden key". Author of this adoptation tried to translate original book but he basically new nothing about Italian language so he ended up writing entirely new story with same concept. Main character here is named Buratino and although story starts the same Buratino's journey is quite different from Pinocchio's. For instance there's no whale, fairy or jail and Buratino stays as wooden doll at the end.
So with all of that in mind I wanted to clear up some things:
The reason why there isn't anything about Pinocchio nose is because in russian version Buratino lost this trait;
Circus is very present in the story the same way it was in "Golden key". I think I should go even further and say that in this book owner of the circus(his name is Karabas-Barabas) is actually the main villain of the story;
The "love interest" girl is probably a representation of Malvina - girl with blue hair that ran of from the circus with her dog. I don't really understand why she plays this role here 'cause Buratino never showed any interest in her but his friend Piero did. He loved her and dedicated songs to her, he also left circus to find Malvina;
Fox and cat duo was really involved in the events of the book, they were also the right-hand people of Karabas-Barabas so it's not surprising that they play big role in the story.
So there is a lot of inspiration from this version of "Pinocchio" but there's a lot of differences too such as there was no horse and the story wasn't that awful. If you interested you can search "Buratino and the golden key" here on TH-cam, there's many clips from films and cartoons some of them have english subtitles. I recommend watching clip with Piero song, it's from the most famous adoptation and actors(who are children btw) play their roles pretty well
Oh. My. Gosh. I can't believe I'm not the only one who saw Pinocchio 3000.
This movie is without a doubt what Collodi would have wanted
"Bottom of the barrel trash"
Dude, Whip It was my childhood to the point where it got me into skating. The rest I haven't seen but I've heard most of them are trash. There are some gems in there. Maybe it's just nostalgia so yall let me know what yall think
I went to bed before finishing this video on my phone and thought it was some weird fucking dream I had.
I gotta admit I love the new avatar man! So sharp with the square fingers ,and exaggerated and expressive!!😊 it gives me major Panty and Stocking/Invader Zim vibes and I’m all here for it!!
Now I wanna see JS as Stocking lol we can call him Just Stocking!!
Oh my God, they got Pauly freakin Shore to be in a movie again. Now I must see it
In the books Jiminy was tortured and killed by Pinocchio.
My best guess for Tybalt is that he's an amalgam of the cricket (as you said) and Candlewick, the boy Pinocchio met on Pleasure Island who turned into a donkey. In the book they remained companions for a while post-transformation.
I compare this movie to Despicable Me
Where it's the thing in the movie that make it weird EX: Pinocchio Voice
Also is it just me or does Pinocchio look nothing like wood
"Pauly Shore who I wouldn't be surprised if you never heard of."
**cries in millennial**
AND to twist the knife, his "most significant role", was wholly UNCREDITED. 😭