I killed Pokimane's dogs in Minecraft...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ย. 2024
- I think I handled myself well
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I killed Pokimane's dogs in Minecraft...
Like how at the start he's really awkward and nervous and at the end she's just another one of his victims
no words
This has 666 likes
@@andrive LOLLLL funny number
My thought exactly
High Definition not for Carson.
I am laughing entirely too hard at the fact that someone paid you 100 dollars to murder a girl's fake dog
virtual*, it's not fake
Next he will follow fitz's lead and kill her sheep
Trie
You payed money for carson to be an alpha virgin forever
Anything can happen on the world’s youngest democracy server
This is Carson’s first time talking to someone of the opposite gender. This is truly a historical moment
100th like
*o o f*
also sadly enough, not even relatable
He talked to Sara remember
VR DivideZ you’re really going to ignore his mother like that
@@strayble Carson wasn't born like any regular human, he was crafted from clay
Did anyone else notice how traves gave pokimane a picture of carson when she asked for the virgin shroud special
Oof
WAIT REALLY HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH this is why traves is one of my favorite
I noticed too
I didn't realize. I am now cackling
Good catch
Carson sounds like he's trying to ask Pokimane to the school dance but he's too nervous the entire time
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
weird champ pepega moment bruh bruh
literally me
Hazel Fig so, did you ask them?
@@michaelbelcher8805 do you expect him to say "yeah i asked" after he said he didnt ask the entire day?
Pokimane: "your face is on your body"
Carson: "It usually is"
Carson the true ladies man
Yes
@Facts Machine man you're just so cool
Most people: wow pokimane is really pretty .
Carson: I love shroud
He has his priorities
I am the 1800th like
I love shroud
@NotAPanCake I've come fro the future ,he is now on a dating show
Without make up she's not pretty
Lmao Carson's chat literally put a bounty on Poki's dog
Lol
Must be Carson's chat!
thanks, i watched the video too.
Pokimane's chat: omg he's so awkward
Carson's chat: H A H A
P O O P Y
420'th liker
@@danishaiman198 like a boss
@@danishaiman198 Well, it's more than I thought I would get
Uh oh stinky poop poopy's funny
K I L L D O G
Carson getting genuinely angry at chat for calling him cringe is the best thing ever
@@PieterPeter-ud7wf 7:23 🗿
12:29 After Pokiman3 called the zombie a “Mister”, you can see Carson realize that Poki is not a flawless Demigod, so he begins to make fun of her and slowly turn her insane like he does with all of his friends.
chinsaw2727 that is just a great explanation of his thought process.
no for he shall keep only her alive by his side as the human race is decimated so he can repopulate the earth with a pureblood race of shit posters.
chinsaw2727 ur any time he tries that with jschlatt, it has an opposite effect
30:15 carson’s true test
The Last Temptation of Carson
Carson: *tries to confess to Pokimane*
Also Carson: "I love Shroud"
Bröther
Time stamp???
2:01
I love emilia irl
carson is not real
“The dude speaks in cursive...” - Carson 2019
Is he wrong
Carson: "I'm really nervous"
Also carson: Insults her and kills her dog
Also Carson: "how-wha-li-what's your age"
@@0subscriberswithnovideosch774 that was on purpose i think
He did so whilst being nervous.
Accidents happen
Sillimant so that’s why I’m alive
You can’t have “Carson” without “Arson”
You just got me in the mood to burn down a shed.
@@theamazintaco06 Amen brother
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter
@Up in yo crib dawg 69 bruh you just stole the comment right above you 🤡
How to spell Carson: See, ARSON!
She doesn’t get a single joke and it’s legendary
If she gets fitz's jokes then it's a hit
@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incel
Owen Spence ok incel
@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incel
@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incell
“Do you know Fitz?”
*Why do I hear boss music?*
timestamp?
I'm here for the reply ;)
@@gavinjones7077 8:43
**Pokimane instantly gets banned**
ok boomer
Its like a school child bullying his crush on the playground
Wonder why she have more fun with fitz
Meta Ford watch your fuckin mouth
Meta Ford no u poopyhead
Which one's which?
Edit: Lol, nevermind, watched through more, I totally get it.
Meta Ford Carson > Fitz
This dude is where I got 70% of my sense of humor, which is not something I will ever admit anywhere other than an anonymous online forum.
And here
opsec fail, you have your playlists public, I'm just that much closer to figuring out your identity
@@pantommy Yeah, and my username kind of gives it away too, so I’m not completely anonymous.
She acts so confused in the presence of a true alpha.
SirNutcase You definitely donate to pokimane in hopes of getting her attention
SirNutcase the definition of alpha is Carson
@@sirnutcase8745 carson is alpha chad
@@sirnutcase8745 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@sirnutcase8745 rip
Carson’s face the whole video be like: 🔴
хахахахахаххахахахаххахах
I SAW THIS COMMMENT AND LOOKED AT HIS FUCMING WEB CAM BOX AND LOST IT KSNAKSNDKSK
Wyd spookwagen
You should put Tomato Emoji🍅
This was Carson’s first female interaction ever
You do know hes had another girl in the server before right?
You do know it's a joke right?
what about sara 🥺🥺🥺
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin r/wooosh
Don't forget about Toxxic guys...or is she Sara?
This was prime CallMeCarson, I miss this era
Same 😔
We all do my friend. If only we could turn back time
Bro didn’t even deserve to get cancelled the age gap wasn’t even bad
@@Attackhelicopter1744 fr Carson did literally nothing wrong
Me too my dude. right when he caught a spark too
8:43 “Hey do you know Fitz? - You should get him to join us.”
Carson: *”No, I don’t like him.”*
Kristian Masuga I genuinely hate Fitz so much
Fitz stole his girl XD
The way pokimane reacts to Fitz and to Carson is a BIG DIFFERENCE HAAHA
Ropsutor he is so unfunny, and has his unfunny jokes last too long. And I hate his accent, I’m a New Zealander too, but god damn.
@@subwayeatfresh4821 stfu
Pokimane: *Laughs*
Carson: *Heart rate increases*
I want his heart rate throughout his streams
Bruh so relatable
666 likes
Haha, well I was your 1000th and 1 like
Hes so cute trying to flirt w her
Pokimane: That's your face on your body
Carson: _Nervous Laughter Intensifies_
That’s how it normally works
“Yeah I don’t really like fitz” that ages poorly
tHaT aGeS pOoRlY stfu
Oskar Fjørtoft it’s annoying and overused
Why?
@@silverdays2909 everything is fine now lol
@@yeaitsmiguel Overly fanatic Fitz's fan over here..
Pokimane: You guys are gwoss
Carson: ... *no we're f u n n y*
Carson and his gang are just living shitposts
BounterTheHatter which is garbadge
whats the time stamp
@@chunkyorangutan1831 8:29
UnixRift nah we are B A B Y
This is the equivalent of a kindergartener bullying his crush
Lol It's like that tweet where the girl told her crush to get of the school
weirdchamp
I still bully my crushes at grade 10💀
I used to have a crush on this beautiful girl I've met in high school but I was to scared to go up and say hi to her
dragonball slayer326 is this an unfinished story? Or just that
10:20 "Hello, I am a Waiter, I am Waiting"
"What's your name?"
*"Waiter"*
Walter
4 subs noob
@@HSTesh well at least I have 4 more than last time I checked
Fair enough
@@HSTesh 10 subs noob
His true day of reckoning was the 5th of January.
AAAHAHAHAHAHGQGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAGAGAHAGAGAGAGAGAHAGAGHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shit.....
You ain’t wrong lol
That hurts
stop. putting. drama. here. i. just. want. to. binge. carson. in. silence.
This video is just the teacher pairing you up with your crush.
Pokimane likes carson
Ben Dover it was a joke, was it hard to tell?
Until you murder her two dogs for attention
@@OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED yikes white knight pokiW fan monkaW
@@nerox8531 r/whoosh
Fitz and Pokiman3: *Slightly Flirty*
Carson and Pokiman3: *M U R D E R*
Honestly enjoyed Carson’s more lmao
@@Johnny-wz6iq It's more interesting lol
@@MrTriple3D nah it was a lil awkward and hard to watch
@@nazeely9588 no u
@@tempusitc 17
15:47 he gets progressively more red as he talks
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
17:15
Pokimane:"I'll give it a 2/10"
Keemstar:"you know what else is a 2/10?"
Wha?
@@solomonbardalez4285 boy you dumb as shit
@@peakbackup7072 Weill I don't get it either so I guess I'm a dumbass too lol
@@walkingglasses6264 pretty sure keem called poki a 2/10 on Twitter a while back
@@dynisty3929 yo thx for telling me that info i am not that up to date on like internet new and stuff on all the sides, thx
What if we... watched shroud goes to Walmart......together? Jk haha.. unless..
You forgot the wet omojis
Haha I know you were joking. Unless you.....
"how old a- how uh... how- what's your age" - carson 2019
wOw iT DiDnT AgE weLL! LeT mE rEpLY "this didnt age well"
Carson is a 14 year old
@@Number1LuckiFan Hol up
Can I have a timestamp?
Absolute mad chad
@MarieTheArtist * Cheers
Talking about fitz “ I don’t really like that guy” foreshadowing at its finest
Yupp
Yep
xDDDDD
True
When?
Damn I miss Carson
Me too bud, me too
same
"And if you close your eyes Eeeo Eeeeo, does it almost seem like nothing changed at all"
he is coming back
@@WoahNiceCrocs W H E N
“How old are... how... uh ummm... how?... what’s your age?”
Speech: 100
Edit: holy shit this aged poorly
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
[CHARISMA 11]
Reply
Yikes...
this didnt age well.....
Carson: "WHY DOES POKIMANE PLAY WITH FITZ MORE THAN ME??????"
Also Carson: Kills her repeatedly, burns her chickens and kills her dog
He does it cause he’s nervous around the first female he’s ever talked to
He wanna show he don't care and That he aint got No crush on poki
But he want the minecraft pussy so bad
Fortnite Battle Bus burns his own chickens
Fitz: flirts with poki
Carson: bullies poki
Asserts dominance
I pretty sure he lost his chance at a Minecraft relationship
@@joel1674 alpha males have no time for weak things like relationships. Carson showed his strength and poki lost like a sore loser. Now that's epic.
He devolved back to third grade where the only way you could tell a girl you liked them was id you bullied them
@@N0lta21 You say that as if he ever evolved past the third grade in the first place.
15:32
How old are- how umm how- what's your age?
-Carson 2019
I was looking for this thank you
Ohuh
This didn’t age well
Oof
-Carson 2021
I could hear the fear in Carson’s voice throughout the whole video
“do you know Fitz? can i invite him?” even i felt that, what a blow
@Zoe DePaul it hurt me when I heard her say that, f for Carson
Bark
they played for 4 hours
How did you get that name xD
poki: "i wish i could zoom"
carson: oh i can.. here let me do it"
i can't breathe lmao
You could tell he was embarrassed afterward
I've never seen Carson so awkward since his face reveal
The guys fugly ngl no wonder it took him a while to do a face reveal
Stan Lee how fucking dare you
@@thedoo4539 you're a fucking dickhead I hope you know that
@@molts.597 it's true tho
@@melsoro7311 Is it tho?
30:08 this is basically how pokimane works...
Surprisingly way more accurate than I thoughht
XD
simplord (i would say simplady but that sounds weird)
LOL
Holy fuck
bruh when she said “why can’t i kill anything you care about”, you should’ve told her that suicide is not a joke
That wouldve been hella smooth tbh
Mate you got a stack of likes
that's smoother than a baby's ass
ElRatonPoeta sssshh he just knows
@@funniman587 did you just assume my gender? 👹👹 LMAOO
Everyone’s making fun of how awkward Carson is but I mean this chad is playing Minecraft with pokimane
Bagel Master all these 12 year olds are mad
@@Owbe1 he is the 12 yr old
@@zexsin2117 ok 12 year old
@@HolyPetRel Haha you little fuck you
Zex Sin Hoesmad
"I do know fitz"
"I don't like that guy"
bruh
ß s
yikes.... in light of what happened i understand this now
He truly was ahead of his time
OTIPAC what happened?
28:44 I saw it on Carson's face before he even said it.
His face is so red. This is more than just a video for him.
Lmfao true true
This is a sensual experience for him
Isnt he always like that tho?
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin why do you like sucking the fun out of things
this is the first time carson has ever talked to a girl
His face is oddly much more red in this VOD, were gunna blame the white balance right?? RIGHT CARSON?!???
Come on man it's just heat
@@kuzey2513 yes, he's *in* heat.
@@MemesMcDreams yes, that's the joke
Wood Fire Pizza how's Carson gonna get a girlfriend now?
*W H E E Z E*
*Laugh Track*
He isn't lol
I read it in his voice lmao
StepOne lmao same
God damn it I miss him, laughed my ass off this video
He’s coming back!
Well I HAVE SOME NEWS ASWELL!!!
“I love Obama” - Pokimane
Jschlatt is fuming
I’m incredibly homosexual thinking the same
I WANT HER G O N E
I’m incredibly homosexual, but “Carson.... I want her gone. I want pokimane gone.”
Hey guess what I think she just got another boyfriend or something maybe it was someone else but I'm fairly certain it was her
Yeah just look up Optimus Pokememe. All her Simpsons left her to die
Rescue RAPscallion ʰᵘʰ
8:43 when your crush finally agrees to hanging out with you but the guy your worried about is invited
Doctor Monty hits on a personal level
Cod is a good game
I got anxiety from her saying that😂
Damn man too real
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
"This is not awkward chat, nothing is- here's awkward don't say that."
*Immediate Awkward Laugh*
Isn’t it obvious he likes her,poor man
@@username___1 I know right?
sO sAd :(
I love how ted starts doing the cram bit and Carson's like "from the top ted, roll it out" at 14:25
Lots of people: *simp for poki
Carson: “Yo, this house is dogsh*it”
true hero
@@aperm510 what you average bro, i av 18
thats my dad. i look up to him
He’s an alpha male
Lmao
“do you know fitz?”
keep ur head up king ur diamond helmet is falling
Strayble this is genuinely good
@@nocturnis1900 genuinely stolen
Strayble that made me happy
Foreshadowing
im not sure if this aged well, or poorly
vrigin chad gamer interacts with girl for the first time (2019 colorized)
lmao what r u doing here
@@casket99s ok
LyrX ok
Too bad she's pregnant now
virgin and chad dont really go together
Pokemaine: whats a shlattcoin
Jshlatt: i feel like i need to be somewhere but i don't know where
guys dont tell him fitz and poki had minecraft beds placed next to each other.
He already saw it
And the pure anger and sadness just fill his stream even more
Carson is fuming
*inserts Arthur fist meme*
no wayyyyyyyyy
I like how Connor and shlatt are both absent in this video but they’re inside jokes and gags are still apparent
Schlatt*
thlatt
schlort
Their
*schlutt
Carson looked like a smiling strawberry the whole stream
VERY berry cram
He's shy
Nice 69 likes
@@god4.308 He's shy asf ahahha
@@1degabyte238 fkn cram
He was so red
The fine line that this entire video walks between bit and actual awkwardness makes it a million times better
Watching Carson flirt with poki is like watching a kid flirt with a Waffle House waitress
The fact that it's Waffle House
Thank you "My legs ddick and balls"
My legs ddick and balls so true
are you speaking from experience?
No one is flirting
“Hey do you know fitz” is just when your crush talks about her crush in front of you
It has likes the perfect amount of them
carson's voice just sounds like he's constantly trying to hold himself back from bursting out laughing all the time
he is
ym1r he is
he is
Is he?
*He is*
8:43 This aged like fine wine 🍷
That's an interesting comparison. I always use plastic
“I wish I could zoom”
“I can zoom”
*zooms*
“Hope that helped you”
The true ladies man
zoom
Zoom
Vroom
Broom
coom
Yeah but fitz killed her sheep and slept next to her, so take it
talosins take it deep
Carnos Poki sure is.. from fitz
@@trialsofsharky shut up carson is the alpha
Fitz is an ant and Carson is an anteater.
I HATE THE MISFITS
“We should invite fitz to join us”
*intense sweating*
Time stamp?
8:43
F
Whats the backstory with fitz and carson jw
What happened ;o
i love how pokimane is looking at carson's chickens then it just cuts to him burning then alive
I got so much second-hand anxiety watching this.
Daniel Sambar *heavy breathing*
Carson sounded like he was nervous a bit in this video.
a Bit...
hehehe
Subbed. Please, when you hit a million, just make a five second video saying “trump coin.”
no wonder when pokimains white knight army is behind every word you say
Fitz' titles: putting my minecraft bed next to Pokimane's...
Carson's title: I killed Pokimane's dog in minecraft
15:32 did not age well
Neither does his girlfriends
@@Eric-zz8rm haha funny 🙏
Haha funny not like I haven’t seen this joke about 10 times 😐
@@coolj3428 then don’t read it..
@@Eric-zz8rm Oh so I just gotta turn into Hellen Keller headass real quick
carson *bullies girl cause he likes her*
And yet you managed to get 69 likes...
HunterBeatBilly98 nice
And someone ruined it...
Does this make him a tsundere?
carson is anime tsundere girl
I love how carson combed his hair for this date.
His hair always looks like shit. Because he's a *🅱🅾🅾ⓂER*
@@menacingthinker4322 🅱️🅾️🅾️♏️E®
LMFAOOO
🅱️🅾️🅾️ΠΠ€®
Didn't even realised.
Poki: he’s on the bed how cute!!
Carson sweating profusely while unsheathing his blade: yeah....adorable
That sounded very wrong
666 likes
*UNSHEATHING HIS BLADE WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A WATTPAD FANFIC WRITTEN BY A PUBESCENT 14 YEAR OLD GIRL*
Anonymous Idiot IKR LMAOOOO
it took me a while to register what part of the video this was referring to. without context, it sounds really sexually charged lol.
26:34 when he actually kills the dog
"Hey do you know Fitz?"
"I do know Fitz!"
"We should get him to join!"
"mmmidonknowaboutthat"
"Why?"
*"I don't like that guy"*
timestam?
RIP Carson
"hey do you know fitz? we should get him to join us!" "I dont know about that, i dont like that guy"
Stole my joke before I made it
😐
I commented this and then and realized you commented it too but i'm too lazy to delete my comment. Sorry, credit goes to you I guess.
aged like the finest wine
Wait can you help time stamp the vid where he said tht. I can't find it. Been trying to find it for 5 mins. Gave up.. someone hep
Nvm.. Found it.. 8:43
poki: this isn’t a date, right?
carson: *awkward chuckle* no....
"Hey do you know Fitz?"
"Yeah I know Fitz"
"He should join us!"
"Nah I dont really like that guy. *laughs*"
Wow I didn’t know Carson wore makeup, his cheeks were red throughout the whole video...
Blushing?
Idk Idk r/wooshhh
Idk Idk you have my name! That belongs to me!
carson has full control of his body and is willing to do anything for the bit
@@idkidk7087 That name doesnt belong to you only. Its just a coincidence.
Fitz in a video with Pokimane: acts normal, is calm
Carson in a video with Pokimane: ( *sweating intensely* ) UMM UHHH SO YEAH THIS IS SHROUD UHH
cns1874 she’s scary man
this video should be re-titled "carson's face being red for 30 minutes"
Bruh
“He’s gonna talk like really loudly and in bold”
-Carson
Carson is like that boy in primary school who doesn't understand how to talk to girls so just throws dirt at them to get attention
@@thatnerddave pretty much
It works man
sup rcpu ok then
sup rcpu hey we found a 9 year old. Lol damn calm down you are on your period.
sup rcpu is that your only response? Of course, thats the first response of a 9 year old
Fitz: calls her queen and is a respectful gentleman
Carson: kills her dogs
Truly a difference in approach to women.
@@Channelsettings624 boot
@@lastmanstanding7155 it call the art of subduction
Psychologist: “men’s voices get lower when they are near someone they like”
Carson: *d e e p v o i c e*
isnt it like, that the voices get higher?
@Letta Kats ik but i didnt know theres a thing for guys like that, i just thought it made sense
CatGirl i want to like it but then it wouldnt be at 69 likes
@@tmcyt3037 it makes more sense for men to want to make themselves look more attractive to females they like (i.e. putting on a deeper voice)
@@ChaChaChaddio my logic was that its the same for females, that you get nervous (because u like them) and therefor higher pitch
Pokimane: “i look fresh as hell”
Carson: *looks at pokimane*
*CAVE 19 PLAYS*
Carson's face the whole stream looked like a tomato.
bruh
it looks like that all the time, he's tomato man
NoahC tomato lettuce lettuce
he even showered and everything he looks like hes about to go to junior prom
@@serialartistry 💀
Poki: What's your name?
Traves: *waiter*
@Meme and stream train I don't know tbh
More like
Poki: What’s your name?
Waiter: Waiter
Traves is someone else, that was waiter.
“It’s called fortune”
Poki: “foreskin?”
I can’t be the only one who heard that
i thought she said forzen or however you spell his name, hes a streamer
I thought she said 4chan
I heard 4chan
I heard it at first
yHoundz she did say 4chan
19:06 that literally made me wheeze