100 StarKid quotes I quote daily

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  • @claireeileen2036
    @claireeileen2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2832

    The “it was Dora.” “Miss Explorer!” One still kills me every time.

    • @sonnybun1390
      @sonnybun1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Its exPLORA not explorer

    • @matheusd.rodrigues429
      @matheusd.rodrigues429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Every now and then I just gasp and say "Miss Explora!!"

  • @meowmeowmeowmoews
    @meowmeowmeowmoews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    My favorite quote from Starkid is “I’ve been preparing for the apocalypse for 27 years, you bet we got booze.”

    • @meowmeowmeowmoews
      @meowmeowmeowmoews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      (Or something like that) Also thanks for the heart!

    • @L0v3st4rk1d
      @L0v3st4rk1d ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao! Mine is for sure “you can’t fool me with numbers Krayonder!”

  • @wearawatch6895
    @wearawatch6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    When we are at school I am the only one who wears a watch so I quote almost everyday 'wear a watch. Time is a precious thread in the fabric of the universe; it deserves its own tool of measurement'

    • @skyjoe55
      @skyjoe55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Im very glad im not the only one who annoys people with this line.

    • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
      @thebananaowenslippedon7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I really need a watch ._.

    • @pebbl_eeater
      @pebbl_eeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dude I’m also the only person among my friends who wears a watch and so I could totally annoy my friends with this

    • @Malachi3-3
      @Malachi3-3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Every time I wear a watch it stops working, and when I take it off, it starts working again...😐😑😐
      Oh and this happened to 3 or 4 watches in a row😅

    • @aaliya7504
      @aaliya7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I do this AlL tHe TiMe.

  • @laangela3893
    @laangela3893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    the Lauren whiplash from craphole to Linda caught me SO off guard

    • @kerollaynemoreira7536
      @kerollaynemoreira7536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Sis got RANGE

    • @jayheretoslay
      @jayheretoslay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      🌱☀️👦🏼 Maybe that grass should've done the same 👦🏼☀️🌱
      ✨✂️👠 𝐸𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓇, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝑜 𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓈 𝒹𝑜? 👠✂️✨

    • @quackquack825
      @quackquack825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1.1kth like haha, not important but still😂

    • @fantasticbeck3938
      @fantasticbeck3938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crAAAAPhOOOOLe is my name

    • @hannahwilliams5681
      @hannahwilliams5681 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now to ruth

  • @cl27000
    @cl27000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3185

    this is to realistic. yesterday i stubbed my toe and said "thanks hermione."

    • @camplemons5663
      @camplemons5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      This is all your fault Jafar

    • @killinglyre
      @killinglyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Thats just tiny little acts of God

    • @superedmundo1239
      @superedmundo1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      "God did it to us, damn Him to Hell"

    • @sssimpwolf76
      @sssimpwolf76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      and we all know that god is a vicious two faced prick

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sssimpwolf76 you're right! In fact, that's why we killed him!

  • @jenna_momo
    @jenna_momo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Clark just dead ass staring while Craphole talks about putting scorpions in his mouth is iconic in of itself.

  • @milivinia
    @milivinia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    Online classes really got me quoting working boys on the daily

    • @emleaf3398
      @emleaf3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Antonia Miranda y five o’ clock cant come soon enough, i cant wait to get home to my booooooooooois. Also: Business calls im up to my ass in shit.

    • @sophiescribbles8504
      @sophiescribbles8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Markets are crashing and I’m at the edge of my wits” I use that all the time

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also firebringer. I don't really wanna do the work today.

  • @candidesque6470
    @candidesque6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    It is quite astounding how often my brain spontaneously goes “ THE DUCK IS LORD, THE DUCK IS LORD, THE DUCK IS LORD LORD LORD, THE DUCK IS LORD!”

    • @candidesque6470
      @candidesque6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cassie's Creations 😂 Best would be if the teacher knew about StarKid 😊😂

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I find someone to mesgae online? Idc who u r (I won't meet up or anything). Pls none of my friends like starkid (I'm trying to introduce them and one is watching them but she won't talk bout it! She watched mamd for some reason and she LOVES glee but she won't watch any with Darren in

    • @billolson8766
      @billolson8766 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nacho_girl well if you still want someone to talk to then I would be able to talk here!😁

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billolson8766 damn 2 years. Yeah sorry I got insta since then and found a community. :)

    • @billolson8766
      @billolson8766 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nacho_girl alright! Good for you!

  • @kristinwoodburn7031
    @kristinwoodburn7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    I’m a barista and I think of “latte hottay” almost every day

    • @masonzale9780
      @masonzale9780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Embody the Latte Hottay

    • @princejohnneyfan
      @princejohnneyfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It is literally part of my Instagram bio LOL

    • @kristinwoodburn7031
      @kristinwoodburn7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kelly Taylor Lmao that’s awesome!

    • @msilvia4807
      @msilvia4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In the wise words of Robert manion: Barista yeah

    • @manamoon9149
      @manamoon9149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe someone calls you a "latte hottay" and you would never know ┐( -⌔- )┌

  • @anidleteen
    @anidleteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    I cant say goddamn it without adding "now I have to make a tea with honey" on the end 😹

    • @karolinsaare6528
      @karolinsaare6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sameeee

    • @havensystem4238
      @havensystem4238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      With the exact tone and inflection, every single time, and I can't say it around an Emma because they're gonna be so confused

  • @mads9966
    @mads9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Batman, recognising polyamorous parenting relationships since 2012

    • @mads9966
      @mads9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      VERONIKA ZIOUECHE well he said ‘because they *probably* don’t have another mamma and papa’ so that’s what I based this comment off of

  • @paigegilbert5582
    @paigegilbert5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

    • @artictwister2019
      @artictwister2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@artictwister2019 am hufflepuff, not sure

    • @solisglam
      @solisglam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@artictwister2019 I FIND the comment section under this video very interesting.

    • @graceyl.195
      @graceyl.195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Leti L well I don’t FIND that surprising at all

    • @retzrucal
      @retzrucal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What the *hell* is a hufflepuff

  • @oliviadwsa
    @oliviadwsa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    i'm so upset that "you think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't... it just makes people dead" wasn't in here lmao

  • @mollywhiteman8956
    @mollywhiteman8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    this is like half jeff half lauren and half joe walker

    • @fivehundredlux
      @fivehundredlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Molly whiteman mAtHs

    • @mollywhiteman8956
      @mollywhiteman8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      『latte hatte』 i’m smart i promise it was just late

    • @fivehundredlux
      @fivehundredlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Molly whiteman it’s fine I’m gay I can’t do maths anyway

    • @mollywhiteman8956
      @mollywhiteman8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      『latte hatte』 hahahaha what a mood

    • @microwave._.
      @microwave._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Im so gay i cant think straight

  • @stephaniejohnson2445
    @stephaniejohnson2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    I somehow always forget about Cornwallis and I always die when I see him

  • @luisagf1385
    @luisagf1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "That's like, the most terrible smell you've ever heard"
    -Dylan Saunders, "Everybody Smells"

  • @sarahhoy8380
    @sarahhoy8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    He is lord, duck is lord, he is lord lord lord, duck is lord

    • @madisonmorris7394
      @madisonmorris7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Every Sunday in church.

    • @burhanuddinmaskawala187
      @burhanuddinmaskawala187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let us pray that he is pleased and be grateful

    • @emleaf3398
      @emleaf3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The amount of times i sing this under my breathe...

  • @jeaniemarquez6263
    @jeaniemarquez6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    friend: says either “mama” or “papa”
    me: i neVER HAD A PONY

  • @my-staylix1735
    @my-staylix1735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    the great thing is, if something goes wrong we can even choose between "thanks, hermione" and "this is all your fault, jafar"

    • @owenaspinall2046
      @owenaspinall2046 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or blame God in 5 different ways

    • @havensystem4238
      @havensystem4238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Newer contribution, but "God's leaving me out to dry; do something you sonuvabitch!" from NPMD is also acceptable

  • @aaronemerson8049
    @aaronemerson8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    “Yeah I’m sorry but here at TGI Friday’s all we can offer you is lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphere”
    I love Meredith

  • @locallance1529
    @locallance1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "Am I the [insert positive attribute here]est? NO I'M NOT"
    *m o o d*

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes but admit it joey said some words wrong -
      Am I the one that you should know?
      Him - no I'm not
      Everyone watching - yes you are

  • @starsarepineapples6635
    @starsarepineapples6635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    i love how lauren has facial expression even when shes playing a giant stuffed worm

  • @TEXTUALactivity
    @TEXTUALactivity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I'm a simple gal; I see "OX LIKE ME," I upvote

  • @caimau8226
    @caimau8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    This is so accurate
    Yesterday I hit my elbow on a table and said “you ArE noT peRmitteD tO toUcH”

    • @AshleyLarke
      @AshleyLarke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s all your fault Ja’Far

  • @dropdeaddaylen459
    @dropdeaddaylen459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    I waited the entire video for "God is dead, when you see him in hell tell him Junior sent you" and now I'm sad

  • @itsdorian6
    @itsdorian6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "UGGGGGHHHH EWW WHAT ARE YOU WHAT A R E Y OOOOOU" is my state of mind when I see people I hate

    • @jexxember
      @jexxember 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "UGGGGHHHH EWW WHAT ARE YOU WHAT A R E Y OOOOOU" is my state of mind when I see people

  • @joelatkin1214
    @joelatkin1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I also quote ‘dooooo wadadadadada doooooo wadadadadada eeeeeeeeeeeee’ constantly too

  • @natalieolivia725
    @natalieolivia725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    StarKid quotes takes up the space in my brain that should be reserved for useful information. Oh well.

    • @elladesarae2340
      @elladesarae2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s become a real problem

    • @justaperson9754
      @justaperson9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ella desarae right i can’t work without answering with a starkid quote

    • @spark9107
      @spark9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Starkid quotes are useful information

    • @razberry3800
      @razberry3800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Starkid quotes are useful information, for example, in a Starkid quote contest with a $10,000 cash prize coming to Netflix the summer of 2021 :D

    • @noemimoreno9466
      @noemimoreno9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is useful information

  • @atlascalliopecharon
    @atlascalliopecharon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    This is what goes through my head constantly and then when I start giggling and people ask what's so funny it gets awkward

  • @thelovelydianne9678
    @thelovelydianne9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I quote “redvines” “I’m a snakeeee” and “am I bleeding?” All the damn time

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She had the lying tounge if a snake makes me think of Joe Walker saying SLAAAAAAVE or SNAAAAAKE

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't believe I forgot "I'm a snaaaakkkeeee" existed. I'm a failure.

  • @somedatastuff3061
    @somedatastuff3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I'm concerned that I know every. single. one.

  • @soupertrooper349
    @soupertrooper349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I love that Curt is the one who sings ‘Has she PT seen her hubby?’ during what do you say because he’s actually married to Kim

    • @cricketjuice
      @cricketjuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wait really?? That’s pretty epic of them

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol. Every time I see Meredith and Brian H talking with each other I think so cute.
      Eg. Firebringer
      Aww smelly balls you love Jemila and you love smelly balls Jemila.
      Also when I first watched I thought of how they would get the babies to eat so either smelly balls or ducker had some fun (probably ducker cause smelly balls' balls smell

    • @iisgreen6930
      @iisgreen6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nacho_girl Well, they had to find out that smellyballs had smelly balls somehow.

  • @evie3673
    @evie3673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "SATAN IS A R- they're all into fortnite, dude"

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SATAN IS A REALLY MSN!

    • @lucieparrish4669
      @lucieparrish4669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SATAN IS A REAL MAN!!!!!!!!

    • @lilymouk725
      @lilymouk725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SATAN IS A REAL MAN!

  • @lunavixrn5651
    @lunavixrn5651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Paul’s “WhAAAAaaaaAAAAtTt???” Is the most underrated overacting in that entire musical…
    And…
    That musical has Show Stopping Number in it.

  • @alisonmicahtillery3814
    @alisonmicahtillery3814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    my favorite headcanon is that the homeless guy wasnt infected by the aliens but he joined in because he felt left out....

  • @bbubble1680
    @bbubble1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    *Te amo tambien.... lo siento.*

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It makes me proud that I know what it means without translator (yes I did learn lo siento on translator before I watched)

    • @HilaryLudkin-Finnie
      @HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I love you too...I'm sorry"

  • @emmmaa1163
    @emmmaa1163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    the fact that none of laurens characters look or sound the same scares me

  • @Elizabeth-bz7jr
    @Elizabeth-bz7jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    the amount of times i just randomly remember “there’s lots to learn ho ho ho ho” is too much

    • @bluesapphireymca
      @bluesapphireymca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OX LIKE ME

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OK for me I never sing the proper lyrics and in tgwdlm I have to struggle to not sing barista yeah when Lauren is singing her first solo bit

    • @mollypocrass4562
      @mollypocrass4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I made a ten minute video of it on my channel in case you need it more in your head.

  • @madeniquevanwyk
    @madeniquevanwyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I don't see my favourite!!! "Look at me. I'm a girl with a gun. I'm out for blood." *Swings gun around*

    • @forgottenn7585
      @forgottenn7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and if anyone thinks that makes me less of a man they can speak to my *fucking gun*

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      May I ask what that is from? I'm stupid

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nacho_girl mine is from trail to oregon, i think the reply is from the guy who didn't like musicals

  • @lovelightwings
    @lovelightwings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    the fact that “did you get my text?.......well you didnt text me back” isnt in here is CRIMINAL

  • @rjk3701
    @rjk3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Was waiting for Ron eating his massive chocolate saying 'everytime I look at her i get these pains in my chest and I know its her fault, that bitch' 😂😂😂

  • @collectedcrows4034
    @collectedcrows4034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    If I do anything wrong at all I either say "You're fucking useless Paul", "it's all your fault Jafar", or "thanks Hermione" it's becoming a problem

  • @tomuraukami
    @tomuraukami ปีที่แล้ว +11

    On the occasion I'll just sing/quote "What do you want, Paul?" Unprompted- but it has so much potential prompted too lol

  • @mercedesfeliciano173
    @mercedesfeliciano173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I love how even though Paul doesn't like musicals, he still knew the entire opening to Moana when no one else did. And if that isn't main character energy then idk what else is
    Also tell me why I for real forget his name was Paul and wrote "Jon" out at first bc I'm so used to just calling them all by their real names

    • @Jrsonicyt-is-weird
      @Jrsonicyt-is-weird ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Paul probably likes animation but dint knew that moana was a musical

    • @3kxi761
      @3kxi761 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think its cuz he babysat for alice and she likes musicals and he went along with it for her

  • @bloodypedant
    @bloodypedant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    God. The emotional whiplash between 'what Tim wants' and then 'hi I'm Bruce Man'

  • @bleunight9199
    @bleunight9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    i just want to know who came up with the mouse prince monologue script. i want whatever you were having and i also want the script for the monologue.

    • @candyeggs1089
      @candyeggs1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I’m not sure who came up with it, but I think I heard that they had since AVPM but couldn’t find a place to put it in that or AVPS

    • @SonicGirlsGeek
      @SonicGirlsGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I get this feeling that they just let A.J. loose on stage and told him to go nuts

  • @mallorystorm8894
    @mallorystorm8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    anytime anything mad happens I just blame Hermione

  • @Aromanidae
    @Aromanidae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    My legs are really long compared to my torso, so I can actually kick above my own head. So whenever I "threaten" people I tell them I'm gonna kick their head and whenever they laugh or get confused i kick in the air right next to their face and they're always shocked.

    • @kaykeller4175
      @kaykeller4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I once accidentally kicked my now boyfriend to prove that I could kick that high

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kaykeller4175 boss move, sis

    • @AshleyLarke
      @AshleyLarke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ranboo????

  • @reasgan
    @reasgan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    *grunt* wEAR A WATCH

  • @rainbowrocks1020
    @rainbowrocks1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Every time I watch Heathers and JD starts becoming his psycho self, I always imagine JD as Cletus Jones, “Hi my name is James Dean and I’ve killed 3 people 👌”

    • @kiki8792
      @kiki8792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was just me

    • @rainbowrocks1020
      @rainbowrocks1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiki Likes theatre too much I’m glad I’m not the only one XD

  • @Lucy-yu9op
    @Lucy-yu9op 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Me: enjoying the funny lines and good harmonies
    StarKid: *What Tim Wants*
    Me: now extremely sad

  • @theda3615
    @theda3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    That very moment when your from Germany and you can't just quote random english lines in a german conversation...

    • @kdnxnhdhdbfn2769
      @kdnxnhdhdbfn2769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Geteiltes Leid ist halbes Leid 😫

    • @koalakid1884
      @koalakid1884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No one can do it casually. Thats the point. Just do it and blame it on jafar

    • @msilvia4807
      @msilvia4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same I'm Spanish so I just do it in my head

    • @Carla-kg5eo
      @Carla-kg5eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I traduce them to my native language so it confuses people even more 🤪🥵

    • @mokhatastrofa80
      @mokhatastrofa80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      uhh can relate,,,,,,, im russian

  • @grace5033
    @grace5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    15:16 when Rob Manion and I get married we're gonna tell our kids this was One Direction

    • @catherinesmith5586
      @catherinesmith5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grace Wilbourn LOL

    • @evieanne06
      @evieanne06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yikes...look like your not gonna get married...

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@evieanne06 meaning...???

    • @evieanne06
      @evieanne06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grace Wilbourn Did you see what he tweeted on June 2?

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@evieanne06 he's bi, not full-on gay

  • @rrealjam3348
    @rrealjam3348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I started wearing a watch at school and now I remember that sentence everytime

    • @maddysolis1646
      @maddysolis1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always wore a watch to school since before The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. Well, I actually wear a watch every day. I'm one of the few teenagers I know who do.
      I still say the quote, though.

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I. Need to find a watch to do this with my mum (ill throw it on the sofa) brb

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I did it 😂 but I forgot the bit about time being a unique force of something so I did a joey and said hohohohohohohohohoho it deserves its on tool of measurement and my mum just looked at me sarcastically and said that worked well

    • @possums154
      @possums154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only reason I don’t is because I haven’t got it memorized yet

  • @thelastcarriage6270
    @thelastcarriage6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I'm falling in love falling in love falling in love with Lauren Lopez.......and basically all of starkid

    • @kylierose3256
      @kylierose3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassie's Creations same

    • @kylierose3256
      @kylierose3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cassie's Creations and also joey richter🙃

    • @milodoesntknow2090
      @milodoesntknow2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Falling in love
      Falling in love
      Falling in love
      With all of starkidddd

  • @sequoiagibson678
    @sequoiagibson678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    11:57 - HOW DOES SOMEONE QUOTE THIS

    • @unclewiley1986
      @unclewiley1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      LITERALLY WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS MANY YEARS AGO OR THEY HOLD UP THEIR FINGER I QUOTE THIS

    • @courtney2915
      @courtney2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I DO IT WHENEVER MY FRIENDS ASK FOR A STORY OR FOR ME TO TELL THEM AYYYINH

  • @emmamagdalene1713
    @emmamagdalene1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    mad respect if you can sing every part in Wagon on Fire

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When the going gets tough
      And you're smoking a cigarette
      Not for a taste of it
      The madness, it grows like a flame
      Through his soul and it's time
      For some payback Conditions are right
      The kindle is dry
      It's a labor of chemistry
      photo
      Just a tiny spark
      Send the light through the dark
      And the devil's unleashed
      Hell is your destiny
      Your wagon is on fire!
      Your wagon is aflame
      Your wagon is on fire
      It'll never be the same Now is the next part of the plan
      Grab the girl and let's get going
      The tall one with the ugly dress?
      That's my future wife! Show some respect
      But this is all fucked, I thought it would be clean
      How could it been when we're burning families?
      Grab or bag her, anyway you want
      I'm too busy saying "What's going on?"And life as you know it is changing
      Desperate times call for measures (Mr. McDoon)
      Wedding bells, they are clanging (The Bandit King)
      Another one's ash in my treasure Your wagon is on fire! (When did this get serious?)
      (When my world's at stake) Your journey is a sham
      You should've paid attention, Dad - There are lives to save
      And all that you desire (Why aren't you furious?)
      (We're not far behind) You're back where you began
      It's all just part of the grind
      We'll take it one day at a time
      And we'll find our way back home
      Are we gone to Oregon?
      Oregon! -Regon!
      When you got mud on your dick!

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your welcomr

    • @mollypocrass4562
      @mollypocrass4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well I do my best every time. Same with the end of happy ending

    • @isabellarind3314
      @isabellarind3314 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I absolutely love it and learned the lyrics after the first time I saw trail to oregon and now I can't watch it without singing it

  • @ItsBAndBees
    @ItsBAndBees ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I constantly bring up the clip of Lauren as crap hole explaining how he thinks as a child whenever me or my husband get frustrated with parenting 😂 our kids are that age and she REALLY nailed it!!

  • @moiralarkin4260
    @moiralarkin4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    My favorite is “you got my hopes up so high and then you mugged and shot them in an alley way”
    Also: don’t pause @ 18:53

    • @gracescott5828
      @gracescott5828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was at like 18:45 when I saw this so I just waited it out and oml I love this

    • @spacegoblin0334
      @spacegoblin0334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Chaotic jeff blim

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why not? I'm confused I saw it but idk why you shouldn't

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why not? I'm confused I saw it but idk why you shouldn't

    • @bisexualbestie4351
      @bisexualbestie4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      18:53 is mood

  • @maddysolis1646
    @maddysolis1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The entire "What do you say" is quoted on the daily. And "No one remembers Achmed."

    • @EphemeralDarkness22
      @EphemeralDarkness22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember, before I saw Twisted, my boyfriend whispering "Achmed is a tiger fucker" at any given moment. I honestly don't know if its funnier with context or without XD

    • @havensystem4238
      @havensystem4238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@EphemeralDarkness22 YOOO I do that with my girlfriend too!! Trying to get a chance to show her the scene because she's genuinely concerned for me- 😅

  • @graciegranger-weasley2440
    @graciegranger-weasley2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO TOUCH!

  • @steventhefan
    @steventhefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    10:06 WEAR A WATCH!!!

  • @person954
    @person954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:28 Clark really be looking at her like "fuck no, Zaz"

  • @burhanuddinmaskawala187
    @burhanuddinmaskawala187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Tonight-" "-it was Dora!" Idky but this made me laugh

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Whenever that clip of Jeff breaking character during Independence is in a compilation I just get so happy because I love seeing him laughing at his own jokes. Like yes Jeff, it’s funny. Laugh. It’s beautiful.

  • @catherinesturgess1705
    @catherinesturgess1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Lauren's face at 23.13 is the biggest mood

    • @retzrucal
      @retzrucal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      23:13 - just so it's easier

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I didn't notice that before

  • @bexclearly
    @bexclearly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i appreciate the fact that
    "doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
    doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
    doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
    doo wah dahdahdahdahdah
    eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE"
    is one of your daily quotes

    • @billolson8766
      @billolson8766 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t it one of yours? 😂

  • @simonsonian8977
    @simonsonian8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “Sing the beginning of Moana!!”
    “What?!”
    *cue multiple people singing random things in an attempt to sing the song*
    “It’s the circle of liiiiiiiiiife”
    Sir, how do you quote that? And how do you do it daily?!

    • @AshleyLarke
      @AshleyLarke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Easy really

    • @whowouldseekemployment8342
      @whowouldseekemployment8342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don’t matter whether it’s in context or out. I go up to my mate and literally tap her on her shoulder and scream in her face “SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA”

  • @elizeyt
    @elizeyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    your day to day life is crazy

  • @thealtostarkid3360
    @thealtostarkid3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I probably speak around 100 times a day and by your logic, that means I only speak in StarKid quotes which is surprisingly accurate.

    • @billolson8766
      @billolson8766 ปีที่แล้ว

      THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS

  • @thebestaqua32
    @thebestaqua32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I just routinely sing wagon on fire and my fellow theatre friends will join in

  • @bogirostas7564
    @bogirostas7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This is the random Starkid content i need

  • @Ryan-mm1oj
    @Ryan-mm1oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Man I’m happy the only people I’ve spoken to in lockdown are also star kid fans who understand these quotes

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same tho I spent lockdown finding a starkid fan (I failed so I've started going on rblx servers and shouting who is a starkid fan and no one ever replies or they say never heard. Of it

  • @LibRoseITM
    @LibRoseITM ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The moment with Jim saying "don't you mean princess?" is so lovely now that xe has come out!

  • @Brooke-ov4bo
    @Brooke-ov4bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:48 ah yes how I love quoting
    “Do wa da da da da do wa dada dada eeeeee eeeeee” all the time

  • @king_maven
    @king_maven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    14:12-14:18
    I quote this daily whenever someone tries to take something out of my room without permission

    • @plagueboi791
      @plagueboi791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does he call the thing he's holding?

    • @pandarin6206
      @pandarin6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fwiendy-Wend. Trust me, it makes sense in context. XD

  • @littlelizzy9793
    @littlelizzy9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I actually do use Schwoopsie on a regular basis but no one ever notices. If anyone ever does, I'll not let them go ever. My condolences in advance.

  • @lo-qo5gq
    @lo-qo5gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I kinda wish they would remake the Very Potter Musical(s) after corona so the film quality could be better but ik they wouldn’t😔

    • @nerdgirl7363
      @nerdgirl7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They just wouldn't be the same without Darren criss

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nerdgirl7363 just make a mask of Daren's face and have Jon matterson wear it the entire show

    • @charlotte-yu8bx
      @charlotte-yu8bx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no

    • @billolson8766
      @billolson8766 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mickys8065 yes

  • @averybrooks8537
    @averybrooks8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    GUYS STOP ITS 1:37 IN THE MORNING AND IMA WAKE UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH MY WHEEZING

  • @king_maven
    @king_maven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    20:39 is the best way to annoy my sister

  • @thatdraconicneko
    @thatdraconicneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    in what instance do you quote the mouse prince monologue outside of dnd?

    • @mollywhiteman8956
      @mollywhiteman8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      literally all the time?? why’s are you questioning this???

    • @BeesBeesBees248
      @BeesBeesBees248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ok u just inspired me to use that as a monologue for auditions THANK YOU

    • @AlicexAngel
      @AlicexAngel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Any time. Sometimes I just quote starkid with absolutely 0 context

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mero CV
      I do this constantly
      We were at youth group one time and I impulsively dropped to the floor, rolled towards my friends, and then popped up shouting,
      “DiD sOmEoNe SaY dRaCo MaLfOy?!”

    • @hamstersarentharmlessss1326
      @hamstersarentharmlessss1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just go up to random people waiting in lines

  • @sycamoretrees4711
    @sycamoretrees4711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Gosh that Jeff's laugh at 12:28 is so wholesome

  • @trilonyte
    @trilonyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "And I'm happy as a squirrel, when I'm her with mister Quirrrrel" not being included is a *crime*

  • @damiendelacruz01
    @damiendelacruz01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “I don’t wanna do the work today” is how I found StarKid and I’m so grateful for it 🥰✨

  • @AbigailB-u4v
    @AbigailB-u4v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lauren’s “Noted. Thank you so much” is my favorite part of that entire show

  • @diamondbright7327
    @diamondbright7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how 23:05 goes perfectly with 23:08

  • @mythman30
    @mythman30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i love the way he delivers the "what the fuck" after her saying they made up the duck thing 20:55

  • @aaliya7504
    @aaliya7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I could watch Joe say 'mama and papa' all day.

  • @ArtotheEm
    @ArtotheEm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'll do it, grandpa. I've got ~bloodlust~"

  • @purpleshopper3232
    @purpleshopper3232 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Okay is wonderful” comes out like once a week

  • @paigestubbs9718
    @paigestubbs9718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “CrAAAAaaphole yeah that’s me! I’m seven and I’m Maaaaaaaale! MOOOuthface is what my friends call me! I’m looking for love on the trail” was an earworm during my most recent english exam

  • @devywevy2025
    @devywevy2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Always quote the way Sherman says "The years have passed" just because it's so funny to me.

  • @annatoullie4914
    @annatoullie4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Me: trying to figure out where these would come into a conversation the entire time

  • @ihatealicez
    @ihatealicez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I swear when anything good happens i always say "red vines, what the hell can't they do"

  • @wearethebomb42
    @wearethebomb42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Now I just really want to hear Brian’s rendition of “Remus freakin Lupin”

  • @cai_4602
    @cai_4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:03 still one of my favourite moments. So simple and silly but it cracks me up.

  • @littlemanwithhat1966
    @littlemanwithhat1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I constantly find myself thinking "oh it's l-i-e-r babe"

    • @L0v3st4rk1d
      @L0v3st4rk1d ปีที่แล้ว

      We get it Ethan you can spell😔

  • @fivehundredlux
    @fivehundredlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:37 look at him in the background lmaooo

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CLARK

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How didn't he laugh

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has anyone been on Lauren's starkid wiki page with the almost never ending talents one of which someone put the Lauren quote but with gluten instead of scorpion. Also Lauren put 2 things on that list (1. Smiling while reading what ppl put about her. And the second that I forgot

  • @fantasticbeck3938
    @fantasticbeck3938 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man every time I think my Starkid phase might be over I just get dragged right back in

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Realized just now that the vast majority of my day-to-day language is drawn directly from Emma and Professor Higgins quotes.
    Edit: which is to say, *middle finger*

    • @billolson8766
      @billolson8766 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And just being overly dramatic in general?