I did once and i can tell that's the worst pain i could have ever experienced in life, even though i have already a sharp piece of tree branch through my feet while playing barefoot
As a Mexican we try a lot to avoid that Edit: don’t put a lot of salsa on it your Chocking a little you’re throat burning with spice and you throat hurts
I got foamy lung fluid that’s practically choking me. I don’t have insurance tho so they told me it’s just normal chest congestion (despite me dealing with it for like 5 months now, having blurry vision, agitation/mood swings, bulging jugular vein, memory loss, muscle atrophy etc). I genuinely wanna “end my existence” because I can’t get a straight answer from a doctor that cares.
That chord is sooo close which is why the vibe works so well. There’s a reason why some things have to stay hidden to the point they will always hide themselves from those lacking the strength to know them responsibly.
"the test was hard"
"Yeah especially the back side"
I like this one
Amogus (ur channel image)
I would die right there in that exact moment 💀
lmao
The..what?
When you accidentally slam the door after an argument with your mom
Soo true
@@Saiku_AE_WIS she gon wish for a belt in heaven and chase you
@@XxXQuickScoperXxXJoinTheParty very tough
Relatable
@@Saiku_AE_WIS nah, she bout to put me up in a cross with Jesus
When you drink water when waking up with a sore throat and the pain doesn't go away:
“trust me bro, it won’t hurt”
Top ten last words.
Top ten anime betrayals.
Top ten words before disaster
Top 10 plans man i gotta take notes
Top ten quotes
When the pilot graduated from online school.
At least he now knows how to fly to heaven
💀
@@m2-084 😂
@@m2-084 dude is so good at piloting he can fly to heaven while the plane is going down
@@m2-084 runway to heaven
When you accidentaly bite a fork sideways:
I've done that 🪦⚰️✝️☦️
This comment made my teeth hurt
@@PonConAgain9718Fr
I did once and i can tell that's the worst pain i could have ever experienced in life, even though i have already a sharp piece of tree branch through my feet while playing barefoot
Doctor: "Trust me it won't hurt."
The kid next room:
LMAO
@@Annaliynn why you got those numbers at the end of your name? 💀
@@RandomshortvibesU DIDN'T😭
Tats good
Ñ
When you missed a step on the stairs and your life flashes in front of your eyes
69 likes lets gooo
Sad Maguire
i fell down the stairs bout 3 steps i forgor i was trying to get on floor then i REALLLY got on the floor
💯
fr
When you accidentally turn ur volume all the way up at 5AM:
when you eat a tortilla chip vertically:
I have done that before
@@TRIPLEJAY15 then see you in heaven
As a Mexican we try a lot to avoid that
Edit: don’t put a lot of salsa on it your Chocking a little you’re throat burning with spice and you throat hurts
That was a very good one 👍🏻
Hello commie
Me gets cough
Google: get rest and drink fluids
Bing:
Man that got me good
That's the complete opposite every google website will tell you you got .1 seconds to live or smth
at least Bing didn't show the image of hell
@@cool_editz3184
What Google are you using
@@ninkepie3764 The web browser
When your friend start driving 150 miles per hour and he said "Life is meaningless"
"Perfect Loop doesn't exist"
"it can't hurt you"
The perfect loop :
"So, we've received an Email from school."
Good ending: they were saying how good ur test results were
Bad ending: They were saying how u started a fight in school
Regular Ending: It was an accident call
true ending: the school called to arrest you
Confused ending: they got confused with you and your brother so they give a bad report about your brother
Me when bro says, "We're not scared of y'all!" To a group of Mexicans.
💀
“So the school called today”
Final moments before disaster
Good ending: The call was about how good they did on the test
@@ShitcoreArchivesbad ending: they called about your other test's score
@@kiyamiiiiiii6812Worst ending: you got a 99 on the previous test and you have Asian parents
*when your mom checks your browser history:*
use incognito nerd
Just delete ur history
and type po-
Yeah with your profile picture
@@LordShiryu fu-
Parents: We need to talk
Me:
FUCKIN REAL
When the doctor pulls up a “How To” video before your surgery:
Most doctors do that, especially if it's a procedure they don't do often
@kit17 the procedure is going to go great, there will be no complications, by the way do you have a will
@@56sarmgoblin58 :skull:
@@56sarmgoblin58 💀
@@56sarmgoblin58 _💀_
pov: you're in Brazil and you see two guys on a motocycle
Pior que eu realmente já fui assaltado por 2 cara numa moto
@@hatkid9368 oloko
Just “POV: you’re in Brazil” would’ve sufficed
But then you remember you're an off duty cop: 👮🕺🔫
Specially in Rio de Janeiro
Mom: “It’s just a cough”
Dad: “It’s just a cough”
Doctor: “It’s just a cough”
Google:
Me: *coughs*
Everyone in 2020:
😂
Fr😂
"we need to talk about your grades"
😬
NO
Take me sweet death!!!!
I was just in toilet. Thank you so much, I've never felt so relieved!
Yep, I know, have a 15/20
“Damn I want some air let me take them out”
“BRO WE’ER LITERALLY SCUBA DIVING-“
these pictures and this song make me feel good
Edit: OMG 500 LIKES AND 19 COMMENTS THANK YOU✝️✝️
They match perfectly
True
Same✝️
Well hello my friend I want to show you my real power
@@BloxWatchRBLX_YT cool, show us
"Dude, its getting hot in here, imma open the window."
*"THIS IS A SUBMARINE-"*
*"THIS IS SPACE SHIP"*
*THIS IS A AIRPLANE*
Underrated lol
Bro, this is Saudi Arabia 💀
Over rated
When the surgeon said "oops"
when you wake up in the morning and accidentally turn on light mode:
but ive been using light mode since 2017
@@Annaliynn dam ur invincible
@@Annaliynni fear you
@@Annaliynn I only use light mode lol
@@Annaliynnmenace behavior
When you forget your phone when the plane takes off
And when you get your phone and travel back to the place you were going you forget to turn on airplane mode 😭
Oww the painnnn
I did that with my very first phone back in 2017.
I will never be able to revisit my oldest photos and games now because I don't remember them :')
How am I gonna detonate my explosives now?
Dentist: trust me you wont feel a thing
the kid next room:.....
When you are holding something heavy over your feet and you drop it.
You now have 69 likes, you're welcome
Ouch
A weigh
My dad experienced weights on. His foot when he was a kid 💀
When your parents say “kid, we need to talk”:
Based
@@spenceratkins9485 wdym?
I'm just saying that you get it
@@spenceratkins9485 i don’t understand what ur saying bro
@@KLT2627 forget it
When you turn in a test but you remember all the correct answers after you turn it in
💀
💀
Pov: U acted brave in front of ur friends and went to check what whas making weird noise in the forest.
I did that once in school and the police came to deal with it I was in elementary to and there was someone there
69 likes
*N I C E*
me: throws a stone into a river
a random fish:
BAHAJSKFJDLKSKFJKL 💀💀
this comment is so underrated omg
Tesla: develops a robot
Everyone:
Me : it's just a cough
Mom : it's just a cough
Dad : it's just a cough
Doctor: it's just a cough
Google :
*bing
Yeah bing*
When the nerd says “I don’t get this! “ On the test.
The class:
i dont get it
@@idontknowwhattotype-4407it means nobody will pass the test because nerd does not know either
@@Dreidelium alright now i get it thanks
@@idontknowwhattotype-4407 no problem
@@idontknowwhattotype-4407🤓
When you scream at 2am and your dad stops snoring
When your brain suddenly forgets that one last step on the stairs
When the horror movie says"based on a true story":
Me after seeing 10 missed calls from my Father:
Bro not even 10 just 1
When you wait for the beat but them realized its a loop
Perfect loop
What is this song, it's driving me nuts
@@mgb2172 search "mood song"
@@eclipser3379 gracias
this is quite the loop. th-cam.com/video/UNOtbkQxECI/w-d-xo.html
When you accidently say a curse word next to your parents:
Ah yes.. Relateable
Good ending: bur you're adult.
@@X-tR3jbad ending:Your a kid
When you're exploring the crash zone in subnautica and your seamoth suddenly turns 180 degrees:
I used to play subnautica
Me: *has a mild pain in my toe*
Mom: "It's fine it's nothing"
Doctor: "It's fine nothing to worry about"
Google:
RIP
Bing*
Microsoft Edge*
Yahoo*
Safari*
When you're just chilling and you hear your full name be said by your mom:
My full name is: Bella Fiore Lombardi
Nickname: Boo
@@Extra_Pearl317 that sucks
my nickname is abcd 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
it would be funny to just hear this for example:
ME: Chilling
Mom: *KYLE JONES ANDERSON, WE NEED TO TALK.* (Not my name btw)
When ur mom types the letter P on your laptop
When she types "r" on keyboard
when she types ‘g’ on your laptop
@@ratxentherat ayo
@@Freakyahhcommenter 😈
"Part Time Explorer"
Me: It’s just a cold
Parents: It’s just a cold
Doctors: It’s just a cold
Google:
I got foamy lung fluid that’s practically choking me. I don’t have insurance tho so they told me it’s just normal chest congestion (despite me dealing with it for like 5 months now, having blurry vision, agitation/mood swings, bulging jugular vein, memory loss, muscle atrophy etc). I genuinely wanna “end my existence” because I can’t get a straight answer from a doctor that cares.
@@SpiritxEnigma it might just be like a congestion or some shit like that just rest or have paracetamol
and the other one, whats it called? bing?
POV: you lean too far back in your chair
Also when the 10/10 gives you her snap but you realize you gotta pull out your motorola g power
PERFECT LOOP
Finnaly the perfect loop
When you accidentally say “blood” in Detroit:
This is perfect for every end of a meme
Me after explaining to my asian mom why i got 96% in math:
Me after talking back to a black mom:
Me after my mom yells in german
Me after getting hit by my brazilian mom's sandals
My African mother would say, if an adult is grounding you or yelling at you, try to reason with them, talk with them calmly.
Unlucky y'all.
When you dont feel your phone in the pocket
"Teacher he did it not me"
Most dangerouse game of blaming.
when a sus anime scene appears as soon as your parents walk into the room
That almost happend to me when watching naruto💀💀💀 i was so close to:✝️☠️⛪️
"Hey honey! This food tastes kinda su-"
ssy
succulent
Mom: "I saw what's you're score in your report card"
My Mind:
When you give the paramedic your card and it declines:
relatable
@@Ultimatelyari wait bro what
@@Ultimatelyariwho gave bro a phone in the afterlife
@@epic.alex27my bad
and a wifi connection@@epic.alex27
When you accidentally hit your ankle with a scooter
POV: Your mom checks your Google Search History and becomes suspicious of you why you’re nervous!!!
(that happened to me before-)
Me running my $2 setup with skyrim, and darksouls, with 49 chrome tabs open
I'm surprised the computer even able to turned on lmao
*When you hit your foot at the table:*
Dentist: "don't worry it won't hurt"
The kid next room:
"Yeah, I have an opinion."
Twitter:
When you're going 60 down a 40 at night and sharp turn comes up.
"im gonna sleep in class"
"hey"
when teacher slap the student with a pillow:
When you accidentally yelled "I have a bomb!' in airport
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY YELL THAT 💀
@@hatkid9368 cod mobile
Bro who the hell plays cod in an airport
@@yourmom-jm8eg @your mom
@@yourmom-jm8eg .
Teacher teaching a lesson:
You didn't listen
''The teacher calls you, to answer on the board''
“Hahaha made you flinch”
What the thing bro threw would do to me:
someone needs to do a extended version
when you get a b in math with asian parents;
Nanana when you get a A-
i have an asian mom and i got a c on maths but she didn't mind at all
@@youraverageuhhhhhhh yeah its like kind of a racial streotype like “when the black dude goes to swim” kind of joke
when you get an A but not an A+ (luckily my family is asian but they arent strict at all about grades phew)
I have Asian parents and got a 60 on a quiz in math, they just told me to do better, why these stereotypes
The group of goblins after megaknight fall in all:
When you get grabbed by Ice Climbers in Melee
A civilized veteran
Even in Ultimate, they're still OP
when the chiropractor cracks my neck a little too hard:
I just made a video making this exact joke 💀
"MEDIC!" -famous last words of every tf2 player
"Heres how to fix a broken bone, but first I would like to thank our sponsor Raid Shado-"
underrated comment lmao
When you step on your lil brother's legos
That chord is sooo close which is why the vibe works so well. There’s a reason why some things have to stay hidden to the point they will always hide themselves from those lacking the strength to know them responsibly.
"god, flying is such a bore"
"yeah, I know, but I know how to make it interesting."
"oh yeah? how?"
"you see those towers?"
When you accidentaly step on a lego:
These heaven pictures just makes you feel so safe.
When you cough in class during covid:
When My Asian Parents Find My Grades That Is F : 0:00
I thought you're Kristian pH ;-;
You mean A
Doctor:"Dont worry its just small pain! ❤"
Kid in next room:
When you say “You are sensitive” on twitter:
when there is truly a pipebomb in your mailbox
POV: Twomad while his overwatch 2 character is standing afk:
"Do it for the vine."
A couple seconds later:
When my asian mom finds out I was late for Online Class for 3 minutes
When ur just walking and then a heavy rock flies at you
when you talk back to your mum:
Me 24/7
“Son, can you help me do chores?”
“I don’t-
POV: You forgot to calibrate your attitude indicator gyros before flight
When you stub your toe:
YES
When your in a submarine and someone opens the hatch to get some fresh air.
Ayo
the fuck
💀
The first known guy to put tin foil in the microwave
Circa 1950s:
*when you stand up but your legs are asleep:*