The Most Brilliant Shower Thoughts Of All Time

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  • @alexandrajinjoo4168
    @alexandrajinjoo4168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    Clapping is just high fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments 👏

    • @hiii7682
      @hiii7682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alexandra Jin joo and high fives are hitting other people..

    • @aroojmansha3559
      @aroojmansha3559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexandra Jin joo someone told me that and I told all my friends about iy

    • @d4nielle364
      @d4nielle364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was at a play when I was like 9 and when I had finished singing, everyone was clapping. I started to cry because I thought they were clapping because my singing was over. You usually clap after a performance... You clap because its over. *Mind Blown* Yeah no...this comment was a joke and I know ya clap if someone has done good. Its true about me at the play though when I started to cry because people were clapping :P Sad Times...

    • @sunideii5817
      @sunideii5817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexandra Jin joo If you high five yourself its still hitting yourself xD or hitting others

    • @niamh5478
      @niamh5478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magestic_snowflake212 Bonney wow I read all that without skipping *claps* ... Oh sorry...

  • @daleelakarmeela2802
    @daleelakarmeela2802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Shower thoughts:
    *1. Why do our parents scold us when we sleep a lot? Like we are not even causing troubles or spending their money...*

  • @ryanrussell9123
    @ryanrussell9123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    Clapping is hive-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments

    • @annetteimo
      @annetteimo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      HIVE
      HIIIIIIVE
      BOI GET AN EDUCATION

    • @milkteaplays4423
      @milkteaplays4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I saw someone who wrote this comment a year ago but you wrote it 4 months ago BITCH

    • @milkteaplays4423
      @milkteaplays4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And it High-fiving ITS NOT HIVE

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      High*
      Don't worry. Spelling is a simple mistake. But, I agree with you on your statement.

    • @julianclark2695
      @julianclark2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @rhondacolton7338
    @rhondacolton7338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I told my mama "things are not on fire. Fire is on things" she stoped and stared at me like im a genius

    • @isafreaking
      @isafreaking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      IM TRYING THAT LOL 😂

    • @emenuae
      @emenuae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woah I never realised that...

    • @user-vi4oi1qq3i
      @user-vi4oi1qq3i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My mom just glanced at me and said "cool".

    • @elizabethperez4975
      @elizabethperez4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :0 I'm gonna try that

    • @julianclark2695
      @julianclark2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imma try this

  • @anamagcal3508
    @anamagcal3508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    Why can’t we food a food, when we can drink a drink

    • @ennaox7641
      @ennaox7641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg😂

    • @milkteaplays4423
      @milkteaplays4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mind blowing 👾

    • @HAORLYHAO
      @HAORLYHAO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ana Magcal Damn your right

    • @Rachel-en5gj
      @Rachel-en5gj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My life

    • @dontpanic6349
      @dontpanic6349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cuz ya EAT da food! Lol why do you really care as long as it tastes good idc😂

  • @pearl202snowydove8
    @pearl202snowydove8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    You know what to do
    1. Everything you want to be
    2. Any type of food
    3. Any type of youtuber
    4. Any type of slime
    5. Any type of drink
    6. Any type of clothes
    7. Any type of plant
    8. Any type of animal
    9. Any type of hats that Kyutie has
    0. Any type of mythical creature

    • @abbylynn9002
      @abbylynn9002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pearl202 Snowydove A POTATOE

    • @ride-playerbb2818
      @ride-playerbb2818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pearl202 Snowydove a Force sensitive, wizard, timelord!

    • @mysterioussecret3495
      @mysterioussecret3495 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pearl202 Snowydove Ima bunny

    • @boinkkadoink
      @boinkkadoink 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pearl202 Snowydove Cat

    • @bluesmoke698
      @bluesmoke698 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pearl202 Snowydove everything you want to be

  • @erica4764
    @erica4764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    How come Spongebob is the main chatacter, when Patrick is the star?

  • @indjf_
    @indjf_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Person: I like the sound of rain.
    Me: You don't like the sound of rain, rain is silent. You like the sound of rain hitting things.

    • @hallemarie7264
      @hallemarie7264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like your profile pic 😂😂

    • @indjf_
      @indjf_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hallemarie7264 thanks lmao

    • @risesthelune
      @risesthelune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow....that is truee

    • @jelly4081
      @jelly4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I do like rain hitting things

    • @bisexualbean2687
      @bisexualbean2687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg, yes,

  • @richieIT
    @richieIT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    When she read when you say forward you mouth goes that way and same for back who else said forward and back a lot of times

  • @mateobarela333
    @mateobarela333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Here's my shower thought "when you tell someone your going to take a shower your basically telling them your drity"

    • @adeadaccount.30
      @adeadaccount.30 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enemy Evil uhhh?

    • @GlitchTubeSubscribePlezBro
      @GlitchTubeSubscribePlezBro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Enemy Evil drity? Interesting...definition plz?

    • @danielaguerraa
      @danielaguerraa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DRITY is a new word. I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA SAY *DIRTY* SILLY MEEE!!

    • @amoreagyemang6678
      @amoreagyemang6678 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enemy Evil LOL

    • @paolachavez3696
      @paolachavez3696 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enemy Evil it’s you’re!!!🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🙄🙄 That is also a stupid thought 💭

  • @dianapanaite1099
    @dianapanaite1099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Here's my shower thought:
    The worst kind of pain, is the kind you feel in your soul. It slowly devours everything, and weighs you down until you can't move. It hurts more than any burn, any bruise, any scar. Because it can't heal, no matter what you do. It's always inside you, but no one can see it. Loneliness.

    • @tikitytoks2094
      @tikitytoks2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      deep 😐

    • @yacsehini1486
      @yacsehini1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Diana Panaite that was some deep sh*t

    • @ivanrios1
      @ivanrios1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SO DEEEPP

    • @ning_kaikaiblink9542
      @ning_kaikaiblink9542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes. Emotional pain is more painful than physical one. Physical one can heal in a few days but Emotional ones stayed for a long period of time, and would make you feel hopeless.

    • @angeline5029
      @angeline5029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Diana Panaite Yup emotional pain hurts more then physical pain

  • @zxabix
    @zxabix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Here's on
    If we name our pets,do our pets name us?

    • @marissalisette8401
      @marissalisette8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      YT24/7 so de we own them or do they own us???

    • @hoodieninja4983
      @hoodieninja4983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeesh.

    • @nourelnour9079
      @nourelnour9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That means "meaw meaw" is actually "you're gonna be Tommy"

    • @lizzie145
      @lizzie145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If your animal tries to call you you don’t hear them so they think that your ignoring

    • @brisharp9925
      @brisharp9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if my dog named me a**hole, or b*tch?

  • @Kkianicz
    @Kkianicz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Just imagine someone just finished this video then they got a fire in their house, The other family member is like "The pan is on fire!!!!!" And everyone just goes out to safety and you're shouting like "NO,THE FIRE IS ON THE PAN!!!" Then you just end up being half burned up!

  • @SR-em8wl
    @SR-em8wl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    Who are these people? Legends taking shower? 😱

  • @tako3647
    @tako3647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    4:00 My mom would always scold me for closing my eyes and pretending to sleep when she came in, but really, I was just trying to sleep. (I have insomnia, and my mom scolding me for not being able to sleep)

    • @sheldonleecooperr
      @sheldonleecooperr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i’m on 3:54

    • @50subswithnovideos55
      @50subswithnovideos55 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same and I can only sleep on the day or afternoon

    • @sky-gj1ht
      @sky-gj1ht 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uni c:

    • @its_lemon_19
      @its_lemon_19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uni c: I have insomnia to and man it sucks especially on a school night. But I don't have depression.

    • @expiredmilk1676
      @expiredmilk1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I suffer from insomnia too when I was maybe 8 or 9 years old. My mind and body is so active in the night, I just can't stop "thinking" things in my head which is hella annoying. I hate being a night owl and suffering insomnia, I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!

  • @lishiee6738
    @lishiee6738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The one about sleep is true unless your so tired you just pass out while your doing something.

    • @areyouscaredyet8492
      @areyouscaredyet8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That once happens to my teacher while she was standing up
      Not in class tho it was before she became a teacher she just told us

  • @zenithd.8781
    @zenithd.8781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    My best shower thought:
    The glass is half full when you are putting water into it, and half empty when you are drinking it.

    • @adeadaccount.30
      @adeadaccount.30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think everyone has thought about that

    • @eeridescent22
      @eeridescent22 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat all isn't that the same thing?

    • @ashandbecky5457
      @ashandbecky5457 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat all its called Science XD

    • @hanapot2197
      @hanapot2197 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat all well yeah that's how it goes

    • @audrianachandler2269
      @audrianachandler2269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mine is how would Cinderellas shoe fall.of if it fit perfectly

  • @kuromiyuu
    @kuromiyuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    When you say 'touch' your lips don't but when you say 'separate' they touch

    • @cat_goose9592
      @cat_goose9592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MIND BLOWN

    • @uselesscheese2883
      @uselesscheese2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😱😱😱😱😱🤤🤤🤤😶😶😶😶

    • @hi-hh6vr
      @hi-hh6vr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zerosixsplat y

    • @sailordanielle6624
      @sailordanielle6624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mind blown 😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨

    • @dr-planecrash
      @dr-planecrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Leave a like on this comment if after you read this you said each word carefully

  • @duncandonuts651
    @duncandonuts651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    If gravity pulls on everything equally, and your weight is how strong gravity is pulling on you, why do we weigh differently?

    • @pumpkinpie2941
      @pumpkinpie2941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Zen Directions the more mass your body has the more the gravity will pull you down. In space we aren’t pulled and that’s why we don’t weight anything. Everything has a gravity too and the more mass the more we are pulled.

    • @angelakitchens5912
      @angelakitchens5912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because we want to be *t h i c c*

    • @leila3754
      @leila3754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found my twin

    • @linayikytzunii1558
      @linayikytzunii1558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelakitchens5912 Lmao

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to say something similar but you already did::))

  • @zlvess
    @zlvess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    You never knew I existed until I committed this……

  • @t-rexcenny6536
    @t-rexcenny6536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    You know the drill!
    1. Random TH-cam watcher📱💻
    2. Kyutie 😊
    3. James😘
    4. DOGS 🐶
    5. 2 sentence horror stories😱
    6. Kyutie's pizza 🍕
    7. Kyutie's bff👭
    8. A goood cmnent spller📝
    (A good comment speller)
    9. A ninja 🖤
    Every 10 or 0. A potato 🥔

    • @ksjwkwksjajwjsajb9000
      @ksjwkwksjajwjsajb9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      James!!! Wait is it James Charles or someone else

    • @absolutevampire
      @absolutevampire 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hermione granger its James as in Kyuties crush

    • @absolutevampire
      @absolutevampire 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im Kyutie!!!♡

    • @geebee6676
      @geebee6676 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      T-Rex Cenny I got Kyutie! ♥️

    • @doremichell
      @doremichell 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      T-Rex Cenny Random TH-cam watcher

  • @gracegrass4686
    @gracegrass4686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I asked my mom "If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does thst make me weak or strong." And she said, "It makes you an idiot."

    • @nicolefrances8744
      @nicolefrances8744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sage Levin LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @annacatagnus4819
      @annacatagnus4819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sage Levin I asked my Grandmom the same question and she said “it makes you stupid”

    • @livingstuffwithleela638
      @livingstuffwithleela638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm going to ask my dad!
      Edit: Response was "Um.. Probably stupid but I'm gonna guess strong. You punched really hard."

    • @tnsmara9982
      @tnsmara9982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @madelinvalerio
      @madelinvalerio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grace Grass DEAD

  • @seawolf8048
    @seawolf8048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    In order to sleep, I just close my eyes and my brain does the rest of the magic.

  • @heresmyteasis4852
    @heresmyteasis4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Shower thoughts:
    Eyelashes are meant to keep things out of your eyes...
    ...yet eyelashes always fall in your eyes

  • @tamagotchi2593
    @tamagotchi2593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    You learn to read. You read to learn.

    • @psoroekdjdnjwjrche3491
      @psoroekdjdnjwjrche3491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boba Bean omg oMg omakz

    • @allielzz
      @allielzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boba Bean wow... just wow

    • @anna-it5pq
      @anna-it5pq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's from Dr Seuss -_-

    • @misssalmon1774
      @misssalmon1774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boba Bean *mindblown*

    • @anorasolo
      @anorasolo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boba Bean 😐😑😲😵💥

  • @bobthebuilder1426
    @bobthebuilder1426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    When we fall asleep, we never know what time we fell asleep at.☺️
    I need friends

    • @jabbahamma6100
      @jabbahamma6100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R2-D2 TRU SO TRU

    • @markmei.nyourheart1722
      @markmei.nyourheart1722 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R2-D2 SO TRUE

    • @teteali7697
      @teteali7697 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R2-D2 SO TRU

    • @vivaleein0152
      @vivaleein0152 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FALSSEE!!! Once i thought when i was asleep that I'm asleep... I know it sounds crazy but I can't explain it😂😂

    • @saucykt5676
      @saucykt5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ill be your old friend of darkness

  • @diddyliddy
    @diddyliddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Why do we have a W at the end of these words:
    Yellow, Mellow
    *BUT WHAT ABOUT HELLO*

    • @annetteimo
      @annetteimo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      English is a weird language.

    • @paytonchristy7274
      @paytonchristy7274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Diddy Liddy because english

    • @ghostywolf5922
      @ghostywolf5922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diddy Liddy Oh... deep...

    • @ghostywolf5922
      @ghostywolf5922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Briana Talabera Rude... It is mind blowing

    • @vatershep
      @vatershep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cuz u say it like hell *o* not *hell* o

  • @N0tAva
    @N0tAva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Why is the alphabet in alphabetical order
    Of a camera lenses are surcular then why do the pictures come out rectangular

    • @amandamosley8979
      @amandamosley8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m brain dead now

    • @xmellifluusx4432
      @xmellifluusx4432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      circular*

    • @dennissy3557
      @dennissy3557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      whats surcular?

    • @kai-yc2io
      @kai-yc2io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *MIND BLOWN*

    • @fr4shta
      @fr4shta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Surcular 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yooo I’m acc deaddddd
      Circular**

  • @wumys
    @wumys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Anyone ever thought, if SpongeBob is the main character in bikini bottom, then why is Patrick the star... 👌🤔

    • @alisha1.2.7.
      @alisha1.2.7. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LoL you are so right! I love reading these comments🤣😂😂😁😀🤣🤣😃😅

    • @duhitstweenie9473
      @duhitstweenie9473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Lonely Potato soo freakin true

    • @Hi-xe6so
      @Hi-xe6so 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Lonely Potato O..M..G

    • @yhazzziii169
      @yhazzziii169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Lonely Potato No how did sandy get air into her house???

    • @hayleyr6592
      @hayleyr6592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Lonely Potato omg

  • @aestheticsquish8468
    @aestheticsquish8468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Hey this is actually pretty cool lets hit ourselves more"😂

    • @issyagurl2507
      @issyagurl2507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahha that had me dEAd

  • @samarahaacke2355
    @samarahaacke2355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    If you think about Peter Pan is like an angel and (never land) is heaven. And Captain Hook is the devil. In never land you never grow old.

  • @kirstinturvey4774
    @kirstinturvey4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Australia has 3 "a's" bet they're all pronounced differently

    • @fuzzy5895
      @fuzzy5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iconic You got that from another kyutie’s video.

    • @Julia-es9lq
      @Julia-es9lq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No the fisrt a and last a are the same. I think...

    • @lasheenapottinger7405
      @lasheenapottinger7405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @spaghetti and meatballs it's actually the first one is ah the second one is ay and the third one is uh.

    • @nobody-jd8dl
      @nobody-jd8dl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cat lover Tanya James it is though. *genius*

    • @mahi01927
      @mahi01927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat lover Tanya James
      Wrong

  • @jasmineleilani9300
    @jasmineleilani9300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Shower thoughts:
    1. All together is separate but separate is all together🤔
    2. Ironing boards Are just surfboards who gave up their dream to get a real job instead...
    3. They still haven’t explained why Goofy can talk but Pluto can’t.
    4. If Cinderella’s shoe was a “perfect fit”, how did it fall off?

    • @emisawesome123lol2
      @emisawesome123lol2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jasmine Leilani omg true how do you think of this are you a genius!!!!

    • @stephaniedelgado8523
      @stephaniedelgado8523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man you are killing me with these shower thoughts

    • @anastasia3818
      @anastasia3818 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Altogether. Its one word. Super brilliant though! I love these!

    • @user-jp7qo6dx8r
      @user-jp7qo6dx8r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't it "Altogether"???

    • @sarakaradzoska4210
      @sarakaradzoska4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jasmine Leilani the fourth one is my fav 😂

  • @frostyfillies6102
    @frostyfillies6102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I had a weird shower thought if any one wants to hear. It’s that every individual person is endangered because there is only one of each of them.

    • @isafreaking
      @isafreaking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      whoa...

    • @shadedawolf5278
      @shadedawolf5278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about our doppelgängers or twins? Not talking about the brother and sister twins

    • @shadedawolf5278
      @shadedawolf5278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait- why do people say everyone is unique if doppelgängers exist?

    • @Cheeryesse
      @Cheeryesse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That just made me feel really special.. Woah..

    • @Rachel-en5gj
      @Rachel-en5gj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wha... That's weird

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Aren't human submarines pregnant women who go swimming? OHMAHGADMINDBLOWN!

  • @elsiee456
    @elsiee456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your parents always say don’t get in a car with a stranger... but Uber is getting in a car with a stranger

  • @gamergirls7466
    @gamergirls7466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Does anyone wonder if we are all brothers and sisters because it only started with two people in the world🤔

    • @krisexists8881
      @krisexists8881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      O_O

    • @millazooplaya6910
      @millazooplaya6910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      so you are part of my family
      *gets hurt*
      asks random person on Road to help
      stranger danger but we all family

    • @paulinevanchhawng9185
      @paulinevanchhawng9185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GamerGirls ohh, right, why didn't I think of that in the first place!!! You're so right!!!! ( gasp)😯😯

    • @simsumunimellowqueen5702
      @simsumunimellowqueen5702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ......i don't believe the bible

    • @ehe8441
      @ehe8441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      GamerGirls I do... I have always asked that question and that we are marrying family... so yah

  • @lanisaa1184
    @lanisaa1184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I don't know if anybody else does it but for some reason I always think my life is a dream and in gonna wake up as a baby again
    *Anyone else? No? Okay then I'll leave*

    • @sashaaguirre262
      @sashaaguirre262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omggg yesss sameeeee

    • @CheerNastics9
      @CheerNastics9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xXLa_UnicornxX I used to think I was a puppet

    • @Crow-id6yt
      @Crow-id6yt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!!!

    • @leafyxz
      @leafyxz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oml same but a bit different.. so I keep thinking that my mum and dad made a play and everything is cardboard and there waiting for the perfect day to pull it all down and tell me that earth is a good happy place and there’s no way it can end and Heaven is real and you can only die from old age.. and I was also 4 again

    • @ghostywolf5922
      @ghostywolf5922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xXLa_UnicornxX I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!?????

  • @thechloepaige2220
    @thechloepaige2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Here is a thought:
    Why do your lips touch when you say part but not when you say touch?

    • @stevesphoneyadventures3888
      @stevesphoneyadventures3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MIND BLOWN

    • @sakurakate2999
      @sakurakate2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂 for some reason when I tried saying part I got so triggered LOL 😂

    • @aurora-yv9pw
      @aurora-yv9pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or why do your lips touch when you say separate and they separate when you say touch

    • @adhyayansharma9375
      @adhyayansharma9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRUHHH

  • @hennesceycesheymagsaysay7490
    @hennesceycesheymagsaysay7490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    People says,sleep is a temporary death?😐😂
    Oh I'm sorry i just want to share my thoughts😂💜

    • @aminahqamar5742
      @aminahqamar5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My teacher said something like that once and everyone in the class was shocked. But when i thought about it, if you're sleeping, you can easily be woken up by sounds. And your body parts still work when you're asleep. They don't when you die. If our heart actually stopped working, it might not be able to start working again.
      But this us coming from a 12 year old, so a lot of things might be incorrect.

    • @areyouscaredyet8492
      @areyouscaredyet8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's death training
      And u visit a parallel universe
      But u do basically die for a second when u sneeze
      Wait I died today-

  • @gorillaz4life79
    @gorillaz4life79 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When you say separate your lips touch but when you say touch your lips separate

    • @asamabry
      @asamabry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whoa!!

    • @yanwu4460
      @yanwu4460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gorillaz 4life your really right

    • @musicplays7522
      @musicplays7522 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg 😂

    • @oofoof2324
      @oofoof2324 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gorillaz 4life OMG

    • @ilikecats3687
      @ilikecats3687 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash the Leafeon
      You must have a pretty weak brain XD

  • @galaxywolf89
    @galaxywolf89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    My dad ends texts to my mum with xxx. Once he texted the plumber and automatically ended it with xxx. We got a new plumber.😂

    • @fourtrisprior9402
      @fourtrisprior9402 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galaxy Wolf I don't get it

    • @joannaburt3687
      @joannaburt3687 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galaxy Wolf Omg that's so awkward 😶😂

    • @kaylabyers825
      @kaylabyers825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galaxy Wolf 😂😂😂

    • @hayleyr6592
      @hayleyr6592 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galaxy Wolf omg lol

    • @doremichell
      @doremichell 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galaxy Wolf lol

  • @astortawa804
    @astortawa804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can’t breathe and smile at the same time...
    Just kidding, I just wanted you to smile :3
    Have a blessed day/night!

  • @LenaArt24
    @LenaArt24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This isn't really a deep thought but it's been bugging me for while. Apparently outer space goes on forever...but how? Doesn't it have to end somewhere? What if we're wrong? Also, where did the other planets come from? How were they made? Were they always there? When was the true beggining of time? If you keep thinking deeper into this, I can bet it'll drive you crazy like it does to me.

    • @mariconsmacaroni989
      @mariconsmacaroni989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree
      I thought about this things for about 5 mins,It almost drove me crazy

    • @matt.9750
      @matt.9750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aleno :3 see ima science person so it really gets to me because I don’t believe in god(s)

    • @nysmidnight
      @nysmidnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I believe in God. But some of these questions make me think too. It's crazy :o

    • @averyyyp
      @averyyyp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you.are.dumb.boi.look.it.up

    • @paige4546
      @paige4546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This will be stuck in my head forever thx

  • @av4ri3
    @av4ri3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Another thought: Words like tuna fish are normal to us but other words we try to make up sound weird because we are not used to hearing or saying that word. (I though of this because when she said tuna fish it sounded fine but when she said chicken bird and meat mammal it sounded weird to me and I realized it was because I am not used to hearing or saying that word)

    • @dianecutlip6726
      @dianecutlip6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've always been like, "Why is it called a *shirt* ? I mean we could call a shirt a bubble and think that is the correct word to call a shirt and a shirt would be a bubble.. *Who came up with these words* ?".

  • @youtbuecraert
    @youtbuecraert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Can I have a hug?? I'll give you a cookie 🍪.😊

    • @-idontcare-6364
      @-idontcare-6364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jasmine The My Little pony you don't get a about but I still want that cookie.

    • @bladeniji
      @bladeniji 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ C̶a̶r̶e̶ idc

    • @jambadtz
      @jambadtz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jasmine The My Little pony well it depends on what kind of cookie

    • @youtbuecraert
      @youtbuecraert 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasmine Argueta I have every kind!!

    • @jambadtz
      @jambadtz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasmine The My Little pony Then I would like an Oreo cookie

  • @adi-vc4th
    @adi-vc4th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    i have a shower thought : there is no present . what i did its just the past , and what i'll do its just the future . the future becomes "present" and than the past . so there is no present . something like " hey what are you doing? / I'm just writing this word" . i already wrote that word so its already past....

    • @elisbreah2283
      @elisbreah2283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah Wae okay, out if the things I’ve read in the comment section, I feel the most need to say this:
      We don’t taco ‘bout dat

    • @addisonrea3967
      @addisonrea3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg my brain😂😂😂😵😵😵😵

    • @zacharycoltrane3128
      @zacharycoltrane3128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn English class

    • @emilydexter3282
      @emilydexter3282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m Out

    • @janneofficial9531
      @janneofficial9531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I always think about that-

  • @quietriot7132
    @quietriot7132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    No one:
    No one ever:
    Not even a mashed potato:
    Kyutie: FORWARD BACK

  • @princessdiamondmsp5858
    @princessdiamondmsp5858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    am i the only one that puts the shower water in ur mouth and spit it out like a fountain😁
    like if u do this
    edit:tyssm for the likes we are all weird together XD

    • @lars2651
      @lars2651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      princess diamond MSP we're weird in the same way

    • @jiminismine9970
      @jiminismine9970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      princess diamond MSP i dp that

    • @elizabethschuyler5720
      @elizabethschuyler5720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      princess diamond MSP I thought I was the only one

    • @almamadrigal2492
      @almamadrigal2492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      princess diamond MSP wtf how do you know

    • @krisexists8881
      @krisexists8881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I do that.

  • @lukacmaja.307
    @lukacmaja.307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?" *It makes you stupid.*

    • @je5948
      @je5948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bbyjisoo *B L I N K*

    • @rosegold176
      @rosegold176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It make you an IDIOT

    • @nuchydon424
      @nuchydon424 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi Ayano!

  • @ameliathecat9551
    @ameliathecat9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I once thought in my mind: *hey..wait...*
    *THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF!*

  • @nobody-dx7hd
    @nobody-dx7hd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I woke up today thinking about what if our eyes and cameras don't see everything? for exemple what if in our room they are things that we could smell or touch but can't see. Or can't smell and feel. What if?

    • @tikitytoks2094
      @tikitytoks2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woah

    • @sakamakibrothers4217
      @sakamakibrothers4217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it

    • @emilydexter3282
      @emilydexter3282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR i thought about that once

    • @hyunsoonahn
      @hyunsoonahn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sakamaki brothers it means that, what if there’s things that our eyes can’t catch? Like, invisible things that we can’t use any of our senses to know it’s there, but it’s right there?

    • @bogosbinted._.
      @bogosbinted._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are things like this which we don't see!! Those are the frequency waves of colour , the power and connection being made between everything you touch and think abt on the quantum level . [The quantum entanglement explains this ] and ofc other people's aura .. There are many things but I can't write all of them here 🙃

  • @jamellaweir9531
    @jamellaweir9531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Who says I don’t swallow a potato whole 🥔.....

    • @marissalisette8401
      @marissalisette8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jamella Weir should I be worried??

    • @catastrophe1389
      @catastrophe1389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol it's masshed in when going through the oesophagus 😂

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@catastrophe1389 *_BIOLOGY_*

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i am sort of confused

    • @lilminsuga8816
      @lilminsuga8816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swallow Skittles whole

  • @aulissa1974
    @aulissa1974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:51
    Mom:THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
    ME:no the fires on the house
    MOM: *slaps me in the back of my head*
    ME:falls fast first to the ground
    MOM: WHY ARE U SO LAZY CALL THE POLICE

  • @yuaakamine2759
    @yuaakamine2759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Shower Thought:
    If we were in a video game, Who would be the Main Character?

    • @Mitsuri.Kanroji..
      @Mitsuri.Kanroji.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we all r the main characters of our own lives

  • @subscribetofluffyenderpug
    @subscribetofluffyenderpug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kyutie : When you eat potato, you don't swallow the whole potato
    Me : *try me*

    • @morganbriggs5072
      @morganbriggs5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm slightly concered

    • @Shrey181
      @Shrey181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@morganbriggs5072 Xd

  • @nostalgiacore3747
    @nostalgiacore3747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me: **Hits friend in the face**
    Them: OMG WHY DID YOU SLAP ME??
    Me: I didn't, I clapped on your face. 😎

  • @kookyjello9482
    @kookyjello9482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    You don't swallow a whole potato. Nope never done that before...😅

  • @thebatperson7530
    @thebatperson7530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    here’s one:
    you never actually forget a face. every face you have ever seen is stored somewhere in your memory

  • @Cynthiagirouard
    @Cynthiagirouard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:00 I bet you you said
    "Forward"
    And "back"

  • @av4ri3
    @av4ri3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Or in order to fall asleep you need to close your eyes and think about something.....that is what I do.......but I guess it is pretty much what they said but described or something XD

    • @shadedawolf5278
      @shadedawolf5278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ava Gacha i mostly sleep by pretending to sleep but sometimes i fall asleep without even realizing it until I wake up

  • @cecetv4177
    @cecetv4177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    The last number of your like the song lyric you need to finish!
    Enjoy:
    1. Ariana Grande: " I've been here all night..."
    2. Justin Beiber: " Oohh you are, my sunrise..."
    3. Liam Payne: " You know I used to be in 1D..."
    4. Selena Gomez: " I push you out and..."
    5. Jonas Blue: " Don't wanna wake up one day..."
    6. Shawn Mendes: " I love it when you go crazy..."
    7. The Chainsmokers: " So baby pull me closer on the..."
    8. Little Mix: " Just a touch of your love is..."
    9. Ed Sheeran: " Put the man on the jukebox and..."
    0. Charlie Puth: " Maybe you just hit the thought of..."
    edit: thx for 1k likes..... xD
    edit 2: WOAHH 2K LIKES!?!?!?! THIS IS INSANE

    • @minaguerra5900
      @minaguerra5900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sincere Simmons me got chain smokers

    • @alanagalvez6885
      @alanagalvez6885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Charlie Puth- attention!?

    • @jackfost
      @jackfost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've been here al daayyyyy

    • @iloveleeknow7853
      @iloveleeknow7853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sincere Simmons enough to knock me over?

    • @nqwochi
      @nqwochi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't wanna wake up one day wondering "where'd it all go?"

  • @allifedyk8531
    @allifedyk8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Here’s one thing I was thinking about in school: *you cannot close your eyes, just your eyelids*

  • @gacha_lexis8217
    @gacha_lexis8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Deep shower thought:
    Today is the the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be💕

    • @Lara-zn2fw
      @Lara-zn2fw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yea hmm interesting

    • @aminahqamar5742
      @aminahqamar5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You exploded my brain

    • @Luvek_pop
      @Luvek_pop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just whispered OH- AND SLAPPED MY HEAD ON MY FOREHEAD THAT'S COOL

  • @-idontcare-6364
    @-idontcare-6364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I'm just going on a comment liking spree. Starting with mine.

    • @retrodiisiac
      @retrodiisiac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -I don't Care- Why do these stupid irrelevant comments get likes?!

    • @marivivian6031
      @marivivian6031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hoi Hammy Here :3 first of all this only has 2 likes so pls stop it's getting annoying seeing you in all of th ése comments we can comment what ever we feel like
      thank you

    • @tryingtoart264
      @tryingtoart264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ C̶a̶r̶e̶ same

    • @hoesluvamya
      @hoesluvamya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ C̶a̶r̶e̶ yeast

    • @kwoniesvt5800
      @kwoniesvt5800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hoi Hammy Here :3 Dude wth!!! y r u so annoyed like srsly?!

  • @elishadees
    @elishadees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    How about this... If there is nothing faster than light, then how did the dark get there first?

    • @abb_ey06
      @abb_ey06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      whoa...deep

    • @alycrystalgamer2124
      @alycrystalgamer2124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elisha Dees omg that’s one of those questions we NEED an answer to!

    • @elishadees
      @elishadees 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @hannahh4775
      @hannahh4775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elisha Dees because darkness is the tru lifee

    • @parish1371
      @parish1371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard this in the amazing world of gumball

  • @tiixj
    @tiixj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when you have a bonfire, the wood is on fire and the fire is on the wood at the same time

  • @madisonjohnson9137
    @madisonjohnson9137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just looked up who invented clapping and it was ancient rhomes and was to express degrees of approval

  • @harrystylesfann0122
    @harrystylesfann0122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Brushing our teeth is only time when we can wash our skeleton BOOM

    • @analyntoledo8386
      @analyntoledo8386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      harrystylesfann01 Holy!
      *Mind blown*

    • @markmei.nyourheart1722
      @markmei.nyourheart1722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      harrystylesfann01 SO TRUE!! AND WHAT MAKES IT BETTER, YOU ARE A DIRECTIONER!

    • @kiiannearcadio7152
      @kiiannearcadio7152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So True

    • @ainsleyfortune2639
      @ainsleyfortune2639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok ya that’s was a good one but at the end when u said boom like a bratty little snitch

    • @ihopeatrainrunsmeover3351
      @ihopeatrainrunsmeover3351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      harrystylesfann01 That is not an original shower thought of yours right?

  • @rosykim3729
    @rosykim3729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    2:52
    Me: slapping everyone in the family during dinner time
    Mom: why did you do that?
    Me:IM CLAPPING YOUR FACE FOR MAKING SUCH GOOD DINNER

  • @Angelika-ko2ru
    @Angelika-ko2ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My shower thoughts:
    I think I should study for my math test tomorrow.

  • @swahasarkar7976
    @swahasarkar7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video Ellen! You're amazing, keep up the good work!

  • @theshookegg4152
    @theshookegg4152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    NEXT TIME YOU EAT: POTATOS FRENCH FRIES MASHED OR BAKED POTATOES (ECT.) YOU'RE EATING ELLENS FAMILY!!!

    • @GlitchTubeSubscribePlezBro
      @GlitchTubeSubscribePlezBro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Potato .0.

    • @paigewilliams638
      @paigewilliams638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Potato No, im eating you

    • @doremichell
      @doremichell 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Potato Chan I love French fries and mashed potatoes I don't wanna stop lol

    • @lemontart1940
      @lemontart1940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Shook Egg Oh no, I ate her.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @hannahh4775
    @hannahh4775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I now this video is from last year but I have a shower thought
    It will never ever be tommorow it is always today

    • @catvalentine7648
      @catvalentine7648 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girly Unicorn thats not true

    • @mochisocute4281
      @mochisocute4281 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is it not true

    • @tauruslaw
      @tauruslaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True and false at the same time

    • @isafreaking
      @isafreaking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After looking at this comment for a while... I finally get it
      For people who don’t understand it means that when tomorrow comes it will be called today

    • @sakamakibrothers4217
      @sakamakibrothers4217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OR it's always TOMORROW 😏

  • @thevs635
    @thevs635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Roses are red
    That part is true
    Violets are violets
    Not flippin blue

    • @ss-pu8hc
      @ss-pu8hc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The hue of it makes it blue

  • @nickspecher404
    @nickspecher404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:01 so you can make a joke about tuning a fish. Boom.

  • @kierapozzobon974
    @kierapozzobon974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I didn't really agree with the clapping one. My theory is that clapping is just repeatedly high fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.

    • @rebeccalogan7185
      @rebeccalogan7185 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiera Pozzobon true

    • @kaylabyers825
      @kaylabyers825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiera Pozzobon ikr

    • @nickgebrey8632
      @nickgebrey8632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kiera Pozzobon did you get that from another Kyutie video?

    • @shootingstars6762
      @shootingstars6762 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It can be both I thought the same thing when I saw that lol

    • @calciumfather
      @calciumfather 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaaaa

  • @marivivian6031
    @marivivian6031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    #earlysinglepotatoes

    • @user-sj3ld9zl5y
      @user-sj3ld9zl5y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      im not single but early
      the 11th person to see it. still pretty early.

    • @evamckeever-gell5066
      @evamckeever-gell5066 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *UNITATOS* UNITATOS AYE

    • @abby-vt7fe
      @abby-vt7fe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *UNITATOS* UNITATOS did I make it? 🤣

    • @dishasaunders1581
      @dishasaunders1581 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *UNITATOS* UNITATOS here

    • @nashidragneel5753
      @nashidragneel5753 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *UNITATOS* UNITATOS aye

  • @doosca2279
    @doosca2279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If when we shower, we get clean, how come the towel gets dirty?
    Voldemort is bold so no-one can use his hair for polyjuice potion

  • @vlogzzzlife6361
    @vlogzzzlife6361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These shower thoughts are top level legit. That thumbnail though is SO true. Like I’m pretending to be asleep bc my mom comes home from work at like 1:00 in the morning and I’m still awake watching Ellen’s vids and then I turn it off and pretend to be asleep. I end up actually falling asleep.

  • @ajoke558
    @ajoke558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    You want to think your life is a lie... listen to this... i discovered this today... 🙏🏻this is a high five not a prayer...

    • @lars2651
      @lars2651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My name is Kalle wait... it is...?

    • @hannahcunningham36
      @hannahcunningham36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My name is Kalle how?

    • @charlottem5451
      @charlottem5451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here on snap chat if you look up high five the one we all thought was a prayer comes up

    • @watermelonnipples9634
      @watermelonnipples9634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My name is Kalle wait is that true?

    • @kittencritter7914
      @kittencritter7914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I realised ages ago
      My life is still in flaming ruins

  • @karencastanon8916
    @karencastanon8916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was one of my favorite videos.

  • @ifyousaygoodbye
    @ifyousaygoodbye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Idk if this is a shower thought but here goes I guess
    My shower thought: There is no tomorrow. Because it is always today.

  • @kei.2434
    @kei.2434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! yur so fast at reading... And also big fan! Love u Kyutie!

  • @FairyLolYT
    @FairyLolYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Kyutie should colab with wengie reaction time like if u agree

    • @Angel-vy5ge
      @Angel-vy5ge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      elaine curran the only reason they don’t is because Ellen is in Australia and reaction time is in USA so is wengie also reaction time copy’s what she does if you look at when her videos were posted then his it’s either they look at the same websites for there content or one of them is copying

    • @hayleyr6592
      @hayleyr6592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheekypotato07 wengie is australian but i also agree with you

    • @Angel-vy5ge
      @Angel-vy5ge 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome Cutie oh didn’t know that I haven’t watched her for a year so I really can’t remember lol

    • @hayleyr6592
      @hayleyr6592 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheekypotato07 all good

    • @bloodyhaze2844
      @bloodyhaze2844 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      elaine curran wengie is annoying

  • @pipermach2963
    @pipermach2963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm eating 'chicken bird' right now lol

    • @emisawesome123lol2
      @emisawesome123lol2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Super DIYer OMG me too I love "Chicken Bird"

    • @doremichell
      @doremichell 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Super DIYer lol chicken bird

    • @deedee-dk2uz
      @deedee-dk2uz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm having "Beef Mammal" for Dinner tonight...

    • @doremichell
      @doremichell 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Super DIYer I'm having "Pizza".... "Pizza Dough"? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @diana1298
      @diana1298 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm Sounds Yummy Fried..Fried?? ..FRIED CHIKONN?!?! Lol

  • @smileofadreamer
    @smileofadreamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -This girl is on fire-
    THIS FIRE IS ON GIIIIRL

  • @nochannel2930
    @nochannel2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, I have this thing called “studysync” at school. On one of the stories it says to read, it says, “What would you do if you had tomorrow’s happiness.” As in the meaning of that, it means, “You have unlimited happiness until someone messes up your day.” The teacher asked me what would I do with that happiness. I said “Give it to everyone else but myself.” People thought I was being nice, or something, but that is not the case. It’s just because have a few friends who are deeply depressed, and cut themselves, and they need that happiness more than me. Friends happiness level after giving happiness to them:87 and growing. My happiness:1% and trying to grow (only for my friends)

  • @leedontknow2301
    @leedontknow2301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    anyone has wattpad?

    • @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404
      @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have wattpad :)

    • @-lina3288
      @-lina3288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love the 4 boys in a boyband meh like 3 accounts

    • @queenmaya314
      @queenmaya314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love the 4 boys in a boyband meeeee

    • @okiedokigrapey
      @okiedokigrapey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love the 4 boys in a boyband Me!!!

    • @WormInATrenchcoat
      @WormInATrenchcoat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do @ScarletVisiontrash is mine 😊

  • @SunlessPeriwinkle
    @SunlessPeriwinkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My shower thought: if they say that chicken is a bird... but why can't it fly 😂
    IAM SORRY I JUST FEEL LIKE SAYING IT 😂 *EVEN IF IT IS DUMB*

    • @chaska509
      @chaska509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heart Fillia or 🐧 penguins

    • @jordynnaleena3187
      @jordynnaleena3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heart Fillia chickens can fly thought just not very high no joke I would know I had a female chicken raised helped raised her since she was a newborn chick I still have her today I love her her name is jimmy

    • @subscribeandillgiveyourobu7981
      @subscribeandillgiveyourobu7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their wingspan isn't long enough to be able to fly far or high

    • @bleh1362
      @bleh1362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      despicable scum of society chickens have wings and so do birds and why is it a shower thought when it’s dumb

    • @dragonfenity8442
      @dragonfenity8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because it *T H I C C*

  • @ooo6164
    @ooo6164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always have been able to control my dreams?!?!?TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you've always been able to control your dreams?
      nice

    • @tasnimswift2034
      @tasnimswift2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And here I've been trying to have lucid dreams but failing miserably.😭

    • @hyunsoonahn
      @hyunsoonahn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember I once did the process of lucid dreaming for a long time, but it never worked. The only thing that happened was having dreams about talking to my friends about lucid dreaming without realising that was a dream. Then just a few days ago, I had a dream about the last day of school for 2020, then I realised ‘Wait, why am I at school? I’m in self quarantine. This must be a dream. That was the first lucid dream I ever had.

    • @ooo6164
      @ooo6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hyunsoonahn cool

  • @sweetgemini6217
    @sweetgemini6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg! I forgot about you!! Luv you 💕💕!

  • @m0thskullx388
    @m0thskullx388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    When i put effort into a comment:
    *Gets 1 like*
    When someone does not put any effort into a comment:
    *gets 200 likes*
    edit: istg old me was fucking cringe wtf

    • @TianoAnnunziata
      @TianoAnnunziata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CrazyNarwhal makes this comment
      *gets 3 likes*

    • @chrisg.5798
      @chrisg.5798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow u were correct

    • @alastair2375
      @alastair2375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg so right. This happens to me lol

    • @doremichell
      @doremichell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when someone says 'llysm Kyutie have a good day'
      *gets 1K+ likes and love from Kyutie*
      When you say 'Ilysm Kyutie have an awesome day'
      *gets 5 likes and 2 comments*
      Bruh what's wrong with my comments lolololol

    • @celestakopu365
      @celestakopu365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CrazyNarwhal I get 0 likes

  • @asiafosho968
    @asiafosho968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    OMG THE THUMBNAIL IS WAT I DO LOL 😭😂

  • @amandaandkayleighsdailylif8138
    @amandaandkayleighsdailylif8138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When she said the beef mammal thing it had me dead and I honestly have no idea why🤣(anyone else??) no....ok let me go like my own comment now

  • @blinku7039
    @blinku7039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:47 Imagine that in another dimension you dont hit your other hand you hit your other foot..

  • @iloveeverleighrosehailey6595
    @iloveeverleighrosehailey6595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Clapping is just slapping but with c

  • @BakerDani
    @BakerDani 7 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Or just read until 4:00 and get so tired that you have to fall asleep.

    • @fengyu6692
      @fengyu6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dani Baker lol

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dani Baker yep

    • @rosechen2169
      @rosechen2169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dani Baker me

    • @hoebo_2005
      @hoebo_2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dani Baker I just think of my day until I fall asleep:/

    • @elenanearing6596
      @elenanearing6596 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dani Baker mmmju

  • @maxine6463
    @maxine6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:05 The face I make when someone takes a piece of my candy! Nice video!

  • @amandafullam5468
    @amandafullam5468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this channel Kyutie you are so pretty